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USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes, 1969-2018
Overview of the Collection
- Creator
- Fife Folklore Archives
- Title
- USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes
- Dates
- 1969-2018 (inclusive)19692018
- Quantity
- 15 boxes, (7.5 linear feet)
- Collection Number
- UUS_FOLK COLL 8a_Group 4: Tales and Jokes
- Summary
- Jokes and folktales collected by undergraduate students in USU (1969 to present) and BYU (1969 to 1978) folklore classes. Collected primarily in Utah, the items focus principally on folklore of the Western U.S.
- Repository
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Utah State University, Merrill-Cazier Library, Special Collections and Archives Division
Special Collections & Archives
Merrill-Cazier Library
Utah State University
Logan, UT
84322-3000
Telephone: 4357978248
Fax: 4357972880
scweb@usu.edu - Access Restrictions
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Restrictions
Open to public research. To access the collection a patron must have the following information: collection number, series number, sub-series number, if applicable, box number and folder number (or image number).
- Languages
- English.
- Sponsor
- Library Services and Technology Act (LSTA) grant, 2007-2008
Historical NoteReturn to Top
The Fife Folklore Archives Student Folklore Genre Collection consists of folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Utah State University folklore classes from the late 1960s to the present and folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Brigham Young University folklore and anthropology classes during 1960-1978. Most items include informant data, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The items of folklore are in text form on 8 ½ x 11 sheets of line-free paper. Since, 1999 genre items also include release forms. The materials do not circulate. The collection is separated into nine groups:
- Group 1: customs (foodways)
- Group 2: belief
- Group 3: speech
- Group 4: tales and jokes
- Group 5: songs
- Group 6: games and pranks
- Group 7: legends: character, contemporary, etiological, human condition, supernatural non-religious and supernatural religious
- Group 8: material culture
- Group 9: e-lore: electronically transmitted folklore (Xerox, facsimile and e-mail)
In the late 1960s, folklore courses were first taught at USU by Professor Austin Fife. At this time, Fife (a French professor) had his students collect items of folklore on pre-printed index cards. The information on the cards has now been transferred to 8 ½ x 11 sheets of paper and the items have been added to the genre collection. At about the same time (1967) at Brigham Young University (BYU) in Provo, Utah, Professor William A. Wilson began teaching folklore classes. Wilson had his students collect folklore using both genre collections and major project (focused) collections. The genre items were separated and filed by genre. Also included in the BYU genre collection were items from two other BYU professors who had their students collect folklore: John Sorenson and Thomas Cheney. The student collections from Sorenson and Cheney were given to Wilson and he added them to the genre collection along with his students' work. On these items, in the upper right hand corner above all other information, Wilson noted "SC" for Sorenson Collection and "CC" for Cheney Collection.
In 1978, William A. Wilson left Brigham Young University to direct the newly established Folklore Program and Folklore Archives at Utah State University. Wilson brought to USU the student genre collection that he had amassed at BYU, with a copy of the genre collection remaining at the BYU library. At the USU folklore archives (later named the Fife Folklore Archives for Austin and Alta Fife), William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd used the already sorted BYU materials when creating the collection classification system. This classification system, with its roots in the Finnish archive tradition, is still used at the Fife Folklore Archives.
Wilson was at USU until 1985 when he returned to BYU to head the English Department. However, the BYU administration gave him a year's leave of absence to copy all the student materials in the Fife Folklore Archives at USU and bring them with him to BYU. Wilson notes: "Hannele [wife] and I practically lived in the USU archive. Max [Peterson, Director of the Merrill Library] brought a copy machine into the archive, and we copied day after day. First we copied the entire BYU genre collection. Then we copied all the items in the accumulated genre piles [of USU items]." Thus, in 1985 the BYU and USU folklore genre and focused collections were identical. During the following years, William A. Wilson and later Kristi Bell at BYU's Folklore Archives (now named the William A. Wilson Folklore Archives) and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and later Randy Williams at the Fife Folklore Archives at USU worked to maintain the same classification system at both universities' folklore archives. However, the materials submitted by students from the two universities began, of course, to differ from each other, as students generally collect the kinds of materials their professors talk about in class.
In 1985 Professor Barre Toelken came to USU (from the University of Oregon) to direct the Folklore Program. He continued the folklore-collecting legacy that Austin Fife and William A. Wilson began. Over the years Professors Steve Siporin, Patricia Gardner, Jan Roush, Jeannie Thomas, Lisa Gabbert and Lynne McNeill and instructors Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd, Randy Williams, and Michael Christensen (and others) have all had their students collect and deposit folklore items to the Fife Folklore Archives. And thus, the USU Student Genre Collection continues to grow. The format has changed somewhat over the years to reflect the trends in folkloristics. As stated above, many of the early submissions had little contextual data, and often limited, if any, informant data. William A. Wilson created a collecting format that included: informant data, contextual data, and text (item of folklore). Barre Toelken and Randy Williams added "texture" to the format of genre collections, allowing the collector to give "the feel" of the item to potential researchers. In in 1998, students were asked to include release forms with their genre items, following a trend in the folklore field that addresses not only the item (which in some cases, like a joke, may been seen as part of the public domain materials and therefore not needing a release) but also the performance of the lore (and therefore necessary for a release from the performer informant).In 2002, the collection was moved from hundreds of three-ringed binders to archival folders and boxes, making the collection more physically stable and easier to manage and use. In 2003, the collection finding aids were encoded in HTML as a means of hosting them on-line for greater research accessibility. In 2012, the finding aids were hosted in EAD.
Content DescriptionReturn to Top
The USU Student Folklore Genre Collection: Group 4: Tales and Jokes consists of approximately 1,200 individual items of tales and jokes collected by undergraduate students. Most items include informant, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The materials reflect both insider (esoteric) and outsider (exoteric) views of a folk group and may be prejudiced or stereotyped.
- Animal and Object Tales
- Folktales
- Jokes
- Formula Tales
- Tall Tales
Forms one of nine subgroups in the Utah State University student genre collection, housed in the Fife Folklore Archives. Guide to folklore collecting assignments.
For items submitted since December 2017, please see Student Folklore Fieldwork, housed in DigitalCommons.
Use of the CollectionReturn to Top
Restrictions on Use
CopyrightIt is the responsibility of the user to obtain permission to publish from the owner of the copyright (the institution, the creator of the record, the author or his/her transferees, heirs, legates, or literary executors). The user agrees to indemnify and hold harmless the Utah State University Libraries, its officers, employees, and agents from and against all claims made by any person asserting that he or she is an owner of copyright.
Patrons must sign and comply with the USU Special Collections and Archives Use Agreement and Reproduction Order form as well as any restrictions placed by the collector or informant(s).
Permission to publish material from the USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes must be obtained from the Curator of the Fife Folklore Archives and/or the Special Collections Department Head.
Preferred Citation
USU Student Folklore Genre collection: Tales and Jokes, 1969-2018. (FOLK COLL 8a: Group 4, box, folder). Utah State University. Special Collections and Archives Department.
Administrative InformationReturn to Top
Arrangement
Arrangement: topical.
Acquisition Information
The items in the Student Folklore Genre Collection were collected by USU and BYU students in folklore and anthropology classes as part of course requirements and deposited in the Fife Folklore Archives by the instructor. Duplicates of BYU student items are housed at BYU's William A. Wilson Folklore Archives. The materials in Group 4: Tales and Jokes cover the period from approximately 1969 to the present. The collection was created in 1978 by William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd.
Processing Note
Originally processed by Barbara [Garrett] Walker and William A. Wilson and updated over the years by Fife Folklore Archives staff. Most recently updated by Nicole Cornwall, 2011; Heidi Williams, 2014; Chit Moe, 2015; Finding aid created by Randy Williams and Tricia Harrison, December 2002.
Detailed Description of the CollectionReturn to Top
1: Animal and Object TalesReturn to Top
Container(s) | Description | Dates | |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 1 | 1.1: Wild Animals |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 1 | 1.1.1: Wild and Domestic Animals |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 1 | 1.1.1.1: Animals put coyote in sack to save him from hail.
(Navajo)
.1 (item)
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Undated |
1 | 1 | 1.1.1.2: Rabbit and lynx become enemies
.1 (item)
|
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.3: Brer Rabbit and Tar Baby
.1 (item)
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Undated |
1 | 1 | 1.1.1.4: Kani gets revenge on the saru
.1 (item)
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Undated |
1 | 1 | 1.1.1.5: Troll tries to eat goats, but is pushed into
water
.1 (item)
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Undated |
1 | 1 | 1.1.1.6: Coyote swims porcupine across river in mouth.
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.7: Mountain lion tends bear cubs and eats them.
.1 (item)
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Undated |
1 | 1 | 1.1.1.8: Coyote marries duck then tries to marry his
daughter.
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.9: Animals race to meeting: first one there is master
of all.
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.10: Wolf fools sheep with flour on paws
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.11: Little Black Sambo
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.12: The Monkeys in the Tree
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.13: Bear and coyote become enemies
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.14: Toad kills a coyote from the inside of coyote's
body. (Navajo)
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.15: "Stone riding is just for little green lizards,
not for coyote" (Navajo)
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.16: How Three Toes (bear) and bigfoot became friends
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.1.17: Why elephants and mice can't be friends
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.2: Men and Wild Animals |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 1 | 1.1.2.1: Fisherman helps turtle who in turn takes fisherman
to palace
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.2.2: Boy loses mitten, animal uses it
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.2.3: Man caught in river while running from moose.
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.2.4: Little Red Riding Hood
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.2.5: Couple takes care of a house, bears can't get in the house but eventually catches them outside (jump scare for group)
.1 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.2.6: Duck keeps asking store owner for food
.2 (item)
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1 | 1 | 1.1.2.7: Lapin the trickster rabbit
Digital Items: 1
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1 | 2 | 1.2: Domestic Animals |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 2 | 1.2.1: Dog returns to boy after being sold to rich man.
.1 (item)
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1 | 2 | 1.2.2: Lamb tricks wild animals so they do not eat him.
.1 (item)
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1 | 2 | 1.2.3: The pig with a wooden leg
.6 (item)
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1 | 2 | 1.2.4: Boy tells father he can sell horse for money if he needs it
.1 (item)
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1 | 2 | 1.3: Fish and Fowl |
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1 | 2 | 1.4: Insects |
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1 | 2 | 1.0: Miscellaneous |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 2 | 1.0.1: Bean, straw, and glowing coal escape from fire.
.1 (item)
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1 | 2 | 1.0.2: The Autumn Leaf
Digital Items: 1
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2: FolktalesReturn to Top
Container(s) | Description | Dates | |
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2.1: Magic and Supernatural |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 3 | 2.1.1: People |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 3 | 2.1.1.1: Very tiny boy saves queen from ogres and in turn
is made big. (Japanese)
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.2: Tiny girl found in bamboo shaft. When grown, goes
back to moon. (Japanese)
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.3: Chang Er receives pill to make immortal. Flies to
moon because husband unfaithful. (Chinese)
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.4: Chang Er cut off ears of children who speak evil
of moon. (Vietnamese)
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.5: Ugly daughter abandoned in forest raised by
fairies who make her beautiful. Marries a prince
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.6 : Girl given ten dwarfs by fairy. Dwarfs hidden in
girl's fingers
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.7: Little Two-Eyes given food and clothes by magic
pear tree. Meets and marries a prince
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.8: Food changes to roses in queen's basket
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.9: Peach Boy defeats ogre with help. (Japanese)
.3 (items)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.10: Girl runs away, frees king, helps defeat White
Witch, and then returns home
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.11: Grandson has dream of where to find grandfather's
fortune
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.12: Gnomes in Taylorsville Canyon eat lost people.
.2 (items)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.13: Man gives daughter away to keep from going to
jail
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.14: Boy told to marry king's daughter at fourteen. To
prove himself, he has to get three golden hairs from giant
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.15: Girl takes dead man's liver, then told to return
it
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.16: Girl pulled into mountain by witch's spell. Lover
goes looking for her, never to be seen again
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.17 : Woman gets pig to jump fence using different
methods
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.18 : Trolls carve wood into toys if left food.
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.19 : Little green man makes wishes come true if capture
his hat
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.20 : House brownies do chores if left milk.
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.21 : Twelve sons turn to dolphins after swimming from
island to island trying to locate parents
.1 (item)
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1 | 3 | 2.1.1.22 : Lady will take children not in bed. Thinks they
are her own
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2: Objects and Animals |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 4 | 2.1.2.1 : Boy tries to steal cornucopia, but it changes to
stick and beats boy when he does something wrong. (Folder 4)
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.2 : Monkey's Paw
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.3 : Fisherman catches fish which grants one wish every
year.
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.4 : Man gives baby box which produces salt. Baby
misuses machine, so salt keeps coming. Father throws box into ocean
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.5 : Sparrow gives helpful woman riches, but gives
spiteful woman demons and ogres
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.6 : Dog leads good man to gold, bad man to junk. Dog
killed by bad man
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.7 : Farmer's son gets flower from princess by taking
hold of eagle that flew over mountain
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.8 : Blind emperor helped serpent get home. Serpent
then helped emperor gain sight
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.9 : Dog with many wishes to be other things realizes
dog is best. (Cambodian)
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.10 : Deer grants one wish; man wishes for mother's
sight and baby
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.11 : A peach boy who brought treasure home
.1 (item)
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1 | 4 | 2.1.2.12 : Two brothers have a competition for marriage. The winner is unable to catch wild horses later in life.
.1 (item)
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 5 | 2.2: Religious |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 5 | 2.2.1: Babuscka refuses to go with the Three Wise Men.
Every year she wanders around trying to find the child.
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.2.2: Reverend refuses to let a poor man into his church.
True identity is later identified as God
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.2.3: Baby's belly button is God's fingerprint
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.2.4: Lord Howard is someone who you should
know
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.2.5: Story of Lucia
Digital Items: 1
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1 | 5 | 2.3: Novel |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 5 | 2.3.1: Young man follows dream and finds wife in orange.
She turned into bird with poison pin, but turned back when pin is
removed
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.3.2 : Young man has leg amputated so fiance, also an
amputee, would not be afraid to marry him
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.3.3 : Man gets king to stay his execution until king can
match insanity blocks. Man set free when king could not accomplish it
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.3.4 : Boy who loved stove stowed away in it when it was
sold to king. King allowed boy to stay and taught him how to make stoves
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.3.5 : Growing town tries to expand into Waking Forest, but
trees cracked road and branches fell on people
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.3.6 : Epimanondus does stupid things
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.3.7 : A brave man who fights to become the throne and to
marry the princess
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.3.8 : A lonely cowboy and a young mother with two
children
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.3.9 : A stranger who saved the land
.1 (item)
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1 | 5 | 2.4: Stupid Ogre |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 5 | 2.4.1: Boy captured by giant gets horn from horny toad and
scares giant away
.2 (items)
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1 | 5 | 2.4.2: The Side Hill Galoots are the keeper of the North
Canyon in Utah.
.1 (items)
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Undated |
1 | 5 | 2.0: Miscellaneous |
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3: Jokes and AnecdotesReturn to Top
Container(s) | Description | Dates | |
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3.1: Ethnic/Group |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 6-11 | 3.1.1: African American |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1: Exoteric |
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Box | Folder | ||
1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.1: Arrested for leaving scene of accident and
breaking and entering
.3 (items)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.2: Fight fair, [racial epithet]
.2 (items)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.3 : Thump, thump, screech
.4 (items)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.4 : I've only been white for 5 minutes, and I
already hate those [racial epithet]
.3 (items)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.5 : Opium
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.6 : Leave my wife alone, and I'll leave your sheep
alone. (Rhesus & Liza Lou)
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.7 : Get across, shorty
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.8 : I was goin' to tampa' with you. (Rastus &
Liza)
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.9 : Man jumping on the man hold covering
.2 (items)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.10: Spell Albuquerque/Massachusetts to get into
heaven
.3 (items)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.11 : Snow White is fairest of them all
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.12 : Angel does not catch black when he falls
down
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.13 : I ain't got no dirty [racial epithet] living
next to me
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.14 : Everybody on this bus is green
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.15 : Everyone with a living father, step
forward
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.16 : Buzz saw does not work. (Rastus &
Leroy)
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.17 : BYU football team does not have any running
blacks
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.18 : We gets ‘em first
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.19 : Blacks need a nickel to pay fare back to
Africa
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.20 : Travel, [racial epithet], travel
(T.N.T.)
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.21 : Blacks take suitcase with bobcat in
it
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.22 : Black rents basement of outhouse to
Pollack
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.23 : Black gets back to earth on installment
plan
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.24 : Howard Hughes gives donation to
NAACP
.1 (item)
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1 | 6 | 3.1.1.1.25 : Only have two pallbearers
.2 (items)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.26 : Garbage trucks turn lights on for
funeral
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.27 : I ain't never going to be white
again
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.28 : Trolling for alligators
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.29 : Give a [racial epithet] a fur and he thinks he
is King Kong
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.30 : Lepra-coon
.2 (items)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.31 : Sure way to cure dandruff
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.32 : Get a black out of a tree
.5 (items)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.33 : Bus full of blacks going over a
cliff
.5 (items)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.34 : Worst case of suicide I have ever
seen
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.35 : Coon-ary
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.36 : Know how to save a black from
drowning
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.37 : Steal more chain than he can swim away
with
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.38 : Know when a black is lying
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.39 : Klu Klux Kneivel
.2 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.40 : Black died while drinking milk
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.41 : Smash bowling balls before they
hatch
.6 (items)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.42 : [Racial epithet] want a watermelon
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.43 : The fathead colonel
.2 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.44 : Do you know what a bastard is?
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.45 : Us [racial epithet] don't dare talk like
that
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.46 : Literacy test in Alabama
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.47 : Wait ‘til they start playing cowboys and
[expletive]
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.48 : Give me $20 worth of cheap jewelry and show me
which way the black went
.1 (item)
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.49 : Black comes to costume party as
fudgesicle
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1 | 7 | 3.1.1.1.50 : God loves me most because he took time to color
me
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.51 : KKK members pray to know if what doing is right.
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.52 : Flesh colored Cadillac
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.53 : Name victims of the Titanic
.2 (items)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.54 : Too lazy to steal
.4 (items)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.55 : Keep black child from jumping on the
bed
.10 (items)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.56 : Proof that God is white and not
black
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.57 : Why blacks have big nostrils
.2 (items)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.58 : When a black has been shot through the
head
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.59 : Black on bike trying to pass sports
car
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.60 : Two things you can not give a black
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.61 : Don't smell ‘em, larn ‘im
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.62 : Why blacks wear platform shoes
.3 (items)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.63 : How many blacks to pave a parking
lot?
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.64 : Black and seagull fighting for carp
.2 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.65 : Cross a black with a Samoan
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.66 : Cross a black with a Frenchman
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.67 : Black test tube baby
.2 (items)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.68 : Cross a black with a Jew
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.69 : Punish a bad black
.3 (items)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.70 : Alligator disguised as a watermelon
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.71 : Black and white and getting whiter
.2 (items)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.72 : Black sliding down a zebra
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.73 : NFL change color of football
.1 (item)
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.74 : Prayed for bigger seagulls
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1 | 8 | 3.1.1.1.75 : Son of Sambo
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.76 : Crap your pants
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.77 : I got him with the door
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.78 : I's the Joshua that made the
moonshine
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.79 : Black man's music too funky for the
skunk
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.80 : What do you call a white surrounded by 3/5/100
blacks?
.2 (items)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.81 : What do you call a (racial explicit) in a
Cadillac?
.2 (items)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.82 : Why do black people raise chickens?
.2 (items)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.83 : I've only been to one KKK meeting, and I already
hate two (racial explicit)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.84 : How do you stop five blacks from raping a white
girl?
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.85 : Why do black's wear wide brim hats?
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.86 : Why do black's salute with a closed
fist?
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.87 : Why did they invent white chocolate?
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.88 : Black person telling you his number: Fe Fe Fo. .
.Fu Fu Fa Fo
.3 (items)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.89 : What's yellow outside, black inside, and
screaming?
.4 (items)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.90 : Black man honks horn, motorcyclist
responds
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.91 : What do you call a Black lady with
braces?
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.92 : 'Don't you know them potatoes got
eyes?'
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.93 : What do you need when you have a row of blacks
buried up to their necks in dirt?
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.94 : Blacks 'were few but now are many' because
cowboys haven't played 'cowboys and (racial explicit) yet'
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.95 : Black man claims to be able to peel, core, and
dice apple while killing Chinese man
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.96 : Why do the (racial explicit) and the Spic's hate
the Rainbird cooperation?
.2 (items)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.97 : Why did the Lord make (racial explicit)
stink?
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.98 : What is the difference between snow tires and
black people?
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.99 : Why don't Black people have
sandboxes?
.1 (item)
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1 | 9 | 3.1.1.1.100 : What's the definition of mass confusion? (Family
reunion, who's my daddy?)
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.101 : How many Blacks does it take to shingle a
roof?
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.102 : Blacks fishing off bridge in the middle of the
desert
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.103 : What do you have when you have 12 blacks up to
their necks in sand?
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.104 : Why don't blacks ride motorcycles?
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.105 : What's black and brown and looks good on a
Black? (A doberman)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.106 : What does NAACP stand for?
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.107 : >White babies with wings are called angels and
black babies with wings are called bats
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.108 : Why do Black people hate God so bad?
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.109 : What has eight arms and eight legs and says, 'Ho
de doe, ho de doe'?
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.110 : Monster eats white guy before black guys on
either side of him like an oreo
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.111: Smartest black man in the world takes boy scouts
backpack instead of parachute
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.112: A little boy and a little girl who wears
Hershey's chocolate bars on the Halloween is called 'one with nuts and the other
without'
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.113: Why were there no black on the
Flintstones?
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.114: Bartender don't serve drinks to the black
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.115: What do you call a black smurf?
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.116: Zebra is a white horse with a black stripes said
the God
.2 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.117: A black man dresses impotent to get a
vasectomy
.2 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.118: A black man swam across a pond full of
alligators just to find out whom pushed him in
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.119: While black are dying, all the white can do is
talk about cricket
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.120: Two black men who were taking a leak off a
bridge
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.121: A black man died from lips attacked
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.122: Black woman undresses herself to look like a
black box
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.123: What do you call a white guy in the middle of
fifteen black guys
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.124: What did the black boy down the street get for
Christmas?
.1 (item)
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1 | 10 | 3.1.1.1.125: How do you keep black from jumping up and
down?
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.126: Why black kids can't play in the
sandpile
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.127: Why did god create the orgasm?
(black)
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.128: There are thousands of black over in Africa for purchased
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.129: What's long and hard on a black man?
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.130: Afro-American Bullfighter
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.131: How come black people only have nightmares?
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.132: A black man turned into a tampon when he wishes to be
white, uptight and outta sight.
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.133: A black boot only cost $9.98 while the white boot cost $2000
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.134: Just about scared pants off (Rastus & Eliza)
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.135: I can do anything they can do (Rastus & Eliza)
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.136: Spell Czechoslavakia to get into heaven
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.1.137: Assorted jokes about cops encountering African Americans
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.2.1 : Black tricks two men into eating feces pie, says
,'Ya'll is full of (crap)'
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.2.2 : A ninety mile an hour (racial explicit) eater is
what you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner
.1 (item)
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1 | 11 | 3.1.1.2.3 : Louisiana people are consider smart because they
built a city 10 meters below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and filled it with
(racial explicit)
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2 | 1-12 | 3.1.2: Pollack |
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1: Exoteric |
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.1 : How many Pollacks to paint a house?
.4 (items)
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.2 : How many Pollacks to take a shower?
.2 (items)
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.3 : Pollack ties his shoes
.1 (item)
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.4 : Pollacks score touchdown after other team leaves
field
.2 (items)
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.5 : Pollack rents an outhouse
.1 (item)
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.6 : Pollack on bottom layer of two hole
outhouse
.1 (item)
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.7 : Pollack throws money into an
outhouse
.1 (item)
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.8 : He might have had a chance if you had not gutted
him
.8 (items)
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.9 : New chain saw does not work
.2 (items)
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2 | 1 | 3.1.2.1.10 : Pollack coyote chewed three legs off trying to
get out of a trap
.6 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.11 : Enemy lights dynamite and throws it back at
Pollacks
.6 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.12 : Pollack shoots nude girl in forest
.2 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.13 : Pollack steps out of circle while guy destroys
his car
.4 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.14 : Pig waits in wheelbarrow for the
Pollack
.1 (item)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.15 : They must have woke up the wrong guy
.3 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.16 : Pollacks turn around when they see 'Disneyland
left' sign
.1 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.17 : Wife has "polish" remover
.2 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.18 : Spell Czechoslovakia to get into Heaven
.2 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.19 : Thought Cheerios were donut seeds
.2 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.20 : Pollack sings Happy Birthday to remember his
name
.1 (item)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.21 : Helicopter pilot turns off fan because it was
getting too cold
.1 (item)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.22 : Pollack buys twelve pairs of
underwear
.2 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.23 : How long to fly to Buffalo from New
York?
.1 (item)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.24 : Jew sells Pollack a fly
.2 (items)
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2 | 2 | 3.1.2.1.25 : Polish national bird
.2 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.26 : Stare in mirror to figure out where he had last
seen himself
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.27 : Burned lips on exhaust pipe
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.28 : Do the blinkers/signal lights on the car
work?
.2 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.29 : What kind of tracks are they?
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.30 : I'll tell the joke real slow
.2 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.31 : Pollack woman mad at other swimmers for using
hands on the breaststroke
.2 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.32 : Pollack volunteers to sleep in barn and pigs
leave
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.33 : Polish thinking machine
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.34 : Phone company is putting down poles
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.35 : Which fist is yours?
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.36 : Polish gold fish
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.37 : Pollack drives into lake when girl tells him he
can go a little farther
.2 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.38 : Two Pollacks take dead father on a
train
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.39 : Why do Pollack have flat noses?
.2 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.40 : How many Pollacks does it take to change a
light bulb?
.12 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.41 : How Pollack burned his face
.3 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.42 : How Hitler conquered Poland
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.43 : Who discovered Poland?
.3 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.44 : Polish poet uses "Tenbucktoo" in a
contest
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.45 : Dumb Pollack gets gold because others do not
exist
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.46 : How many Pollacks to make chocolate chip
cookies?
.2 (items)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.47 : Drinks are on the house
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.48 : Pollacks drag deer by horns
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.49 : Recognize Polish funeral procession
.1 (item)
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2 | 3 | 3.1.2.1.50 : Why pregnant Pollack so strong
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.51 : Pollacks force horse to drink water
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.52 : "You won't make a canoe out of me."
.4 (items)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.53 : Threw off the wrong butt
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.54 : Pollack who bought snow tires
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.55 : Found gum on toilet seat
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.56 : Lost gum in chicken soup
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.57 : Polish Peeping Tom
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.58 : Play Star Trek
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.59 : Will not let Pollack bathe in ocean
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.60 : Polish calculator
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.61 : How many WASP does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.62 : Pollack jumps into fireman's net
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.63 : Pollack did not think guy in movie would do it
again
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.64 : Why Polish kids can not play in the
sandbox
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.65 : Climb to the moon on a flashlight
beam
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.66 : Pollack takes citizenship test
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.67 : Fired shot to signal friend while
hunting
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.68 : How to get a Pollack out of a tree
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.69 : How many Pollacks to make Jiffy Pop?
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.70 : Pollack caught fifty pound block of ice while
fishing
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.71 : How to brainwash a Pollack
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.72 : Easiest job in the world
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.73 : Pollack married first fifty cent
piece
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.74 : How limbo was invented
.1 (item)
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2 | 4 | 3.1.2.1.75 : Took a roll of toilet paper to play a crap
game.
.3 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.76 : Took nose apart to see what made it
run
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.77 : Backed off bus because someone was going to take
his seat
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.78 : Thinnest book in the world
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.79 : Goof ball
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.80 : Pollack dreamt he ate a twenty pound
marshmallow
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.81 : Matched luggage
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.82 : Say grace before picking nose
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.83 : Why Pollacks have big noses
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.84 : Studied for a urine test
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.85 : How many pallbearers at a Polish
funeral?
.3 (items)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.86 : Why Milwaukee has all the Pollacks
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.87 : Deduct husband's funeral expenses
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.88 : Three most dangerous things in the
world
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.89 : How Pollack goes to war
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.90 : Bay of Pigs
.3 (items)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.91 : Only two moving parts
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.92 : Damage done by atomic bomb dropped on
Poland
.2 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.93 : Polish seven course dinner
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.94 : Definition of a cad
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.95 : Difference between a Polish bride and an
elephant
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.96 : Dope pusher
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.97 : Russians look for a naval base
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.98 : Assassins of Malcolm X
.1 (item)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.99 : Pollack who died from drinking milk
.2 (items)
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2 | 5 | 3.1.2.1.100: Polish race car driver makes eleven pit
stops
.1 (item)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.101 : One minute coffee breaks
.1 (item)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.102 : LDS Pollack
.2 (items)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.103 : Gets lost parachuting
.1 (item)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.104 : Jumps off 10 story building, who hits
first?
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.105 : Where Pollacks keep their armies
.6 (items)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.106 : Three Pollacks come upon a pile of crap in a
field
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.107 : How does it feel to be dumber than a
Pollack
.3 (item)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.108 : Pollack who wanted to become a stud
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.109 : Why Are Russians So Angry?
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.110 : Pollack who wants to pretend he's driving a race
car
.1 (item)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.111 : How a Pollack scratches his back
.1 (item)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.113 : How many Pollacks it takes to eat a
rabbit
.2 (items)
|
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.114 : How to keep a Pollack in suspense
.4 (items)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.115 : Garbage cans are to keep the flies off the bride at Pollack
wedding
.9 (items)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.116 : What the Pollack and Italian name their child
.2 (items)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.117 : Pollack's wind-up toy
.2 (item)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.118 : Pollack finger test
.1 (item)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.119 : Pollack yells 'fire' while standing in front of
firing squad
.8 (items)
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2 | 6 | 3.1.2.1.120 : Pollacks use bows and arrows to send distress
signals while hunting
.2 (items)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.121 : What you call a Pollack that's tapping his
temples
.1 (item)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.122 : How you get a one armed Pollack out of a
tree
.6 (items)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.123 : How do you drive a Pollack crazy? (Round room,
tell him to go in a corner)
.7 (items)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.124 : What happened to community swimming pool when
Pollack arrives
.2 (items)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.125 : Bow-legged Russian lady on bus
.1 (item)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.126 : Pollack chooses aids as death
sentence
.1 (item)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.127 : Man wants to hide in commode because Russians
can't hit it
.1 (item)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.128 : Why don't Pollacks have ice cubes?
.1 (item)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.129 : What do Pollacks call a boomerang that doesn't
come back?
.2 (item)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.130 : Polish mother's letter to her son
.1 (item)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.131 : Polack detaches car door, claiming it will cool
you off if you roll the window down
.5 (items)
|
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.132 : Why did the Pollack cut a hole in the
rug?
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.133 : Man asking for Polish sausasge in hardware
store
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.134 : Pollack's brain cost so much because it's never
been used
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.135 : Excited Pollack gets Olympic medal
bronzed
.2 (items)
|
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.136 : Why did the Pollack die in a pie eating
contest?
.5 (items)
|
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.137 : Pollack causes Englishman, black man, and pig to
leave pig pen
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.138 : How can you tell when you come to a Pollack
neighborhood?
.3 (items)
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2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.139 : Pollack missed the earth when
skydiving
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 7 | 3.1.2.1.140 : Why does it take 102 Pollacks to drain a septic
tank?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.141 : Why do Polish people buy aspirin?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.142 : 'Don't worry about me, you're next!'
.4 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.143 : What is air pollution?
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.144 : Why don't Pollacks eat pickles?
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.145 : Pollack that 'hides' from guards by climbing
tree and mooing
.6 (items)
|
Undated |
2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.146 : Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
.4 (item)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.147 : Why did Pollack think his typewriter was
pregnant?
.2 (item)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.148 : Pollack drops a twenty dollar bill in outhouse
after accidentally dropping dime down
.2 (item)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.149 : How can you tell the bride and the groom at a
Pollack wedding?
.4 (items)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.150 : How do Pollack dogs get bumps on their
heads?
.4 (items)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.151 : What do you call the jet smoke that's left in
the sky?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.152 : How do you ruin a Polish party?
.3 (items)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.153 : What's the most dangerous job in
Poland?
.2 (item)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.154 : Why did the Pollacks ice factory close
down?
.6 (item)
|
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2 | 8 | 3.1.2.1.155 : How do you keep a pollack busy all day (piece of
paper saying flip over)
.3 (item)
|
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2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.156 : What happened to the Pollack who drank ten
gallons of Fresca?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.157 : Pollack shoots arrow into air and
misses
.5 (items)
|
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2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.158 : Polish grandmother has abortion because she has
too many grandchildren
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.159 : Why did the Polack go around the block 27
times?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.160 : Did you hear about the Pollack who broke his leg
raking leaves?
.10 (items)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.161 : Pollack tries to steal sign on highway, gets hit
by a truck
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.162 : How do you sink a Polish ship?
.2 (item)
|
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2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.163 : War between Polish and Slavs with
dynamite
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.164 : What does it say on the bottom of a Polish
bottle of beer?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.165 : How do you know when you've found a Polish
fish?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.166 : TGIF stands for 'Toes Go in First' at Polish
shoe store
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.167 : Why does Pollack drive down the wrong side of
the road in the fog?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.168 : Mexico doesn't know what to do with 2,000 Polish
troops
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.169 : Pollack tries to blow up a car, but he burned
his lips on the muffler pipe
.4 (items)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.170 : How can you tell when a Pollack has been using a
computer?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.171 : Pollack's father dies, gets sad when he hears
his brother's father died, too
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.172 : When do you know that the Polish Mafia has
struck?
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.173 : Pollack tells townsmen that guillotine would
work better if the runners were greased
.2 (items)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.174 : Pollack trips over wishing cliff while swearing
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 9 | 3.1.2.1.175 : What's the last thing a Pollack sees after being
thrown down a well?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.176 : Pollack turns back, swims to next island when
only 10 mls away from beach
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.177 : Pollack freezes to death in drive-in wanting to
see 'closed for the season'
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.178 : Why did Pollacks paint their garbage cans orange
and black
.8 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.179 : 'That's pretty good for a Pollack'
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.180 : Pollacks drowned because they couldn't get
tailgate open
.2 (items)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.181 : How many Pollacks does it take to make
popcorn?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.182 : Pollack comments on duck retrieving dog, saying,
'It can't swim.'
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.183 : Why do Pollacks have round shoulders and flat
foreheads?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.184 : Pollack looking for his right hand
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.185 : Farmer offers freedom if men can shove 50 fruit
up rear end, Pollack chooses watermelon
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.186 : Pollack uses pocket change instead of toilet
paper
.3 (items)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.187 : Why does a Pollack put Tin-foil on his
nose?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.188 : Pollack discovers he can put right guard under
left arm
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.189 : Pollack says,'Look at that, they're throwing
away a perfectly good (racial explicit)'
.2 (items)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.190 : Pollacks form carpool, decide to meet at
work
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.191 : When asked if he can pass a football Pollack
answers, 'I couldn't even swallow one'
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.192 : What do you call a Pollack with a ten-thousand
dollar hat?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.193 : Pollack gets so cold, he shuts gate while trying
to sleep in the middle of the field
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.194 : Pollack locks his family in car, uses coathanger
to get them out
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.195 : Pollack claims to be able to Pilot, really means
pile it
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.196 : How did the Pollack swim in the septic
tank?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.197 : Why did the Pollack take a clock to
bed?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.198 : Why did the Pollack cut off his arm?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.199 : Why did the Pollack take a ruler to
bed?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 10 | 3.1.2.1.200 : Pollack tells hotdog vendor that his name's not
Frank
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.201 : Pollack sees sign 'Chicago left' so he turned
around and went home
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.202 : Pollack ice hockey team drowns during spring
training
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.203 : Pollack mother doesn't change her child's diaper
more often because box says they only hold up to 30 lbs
.2 (items)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.204 : 'If my mother has a kid, not my brother, not my
sister, who is it?' 'Black in San Fransisco!'
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.205 : How come Pollacks never make Kool
Aid?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.206 : Pollacks get off camel, camel runs away because
the light turns green
.2 (items)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.207 : Pollacks buried with bums in the air so they can
be used as bike racks
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.208 : Pollack buys box of tampons so he can swim,
horseback ride, and jogg
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.209 : Interviewer asks Pollacks two questions, he
responds with half-blind and blind
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.210 : A Pollack that is very experience at minning can
only work the day shift
.3 (item)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.211 : Pollack pulls 10 lb. bugger out of his nose, his
head collapsed
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.212 : How would the Polish Government have handled the
Iran Crisis?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.213 : How can you tell a Pollack at a cock
fight?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.214 : Pollack hears someone yelling about Sunny
Beaches, assumes it's a Californian
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.215 : Why wouldn't the Pollack wear a
bikini?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.216 : Pollack's name isn't Bill
.2 (item)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.217 : Polish Fencing
.2 (item)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.218 : Polacks wanted to be known smart and they stated
building a bridge between Utah and Nevada, which makes them to be
dumber
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.219 : People stop painting white airplanes on the road
because Polack kept trying to hijack them
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.220 : Pollock takes elk pellets to be
smarter
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.221 : Can you guess which hand is the quarter in if
you are Polish?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.222 : What is a pimple on a Pollack rear end? (Brain
tumor)
.2 (item)
|
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2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.223 : Why don't Pollack mothers nurse their
babies?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.224 : Heard of the Pollack who bought snow tires and
they melted?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 11 | 3.1.2.1.225 : Pollack didn't know to put a potato in the front
of a swim trunk
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.226 : Pollack took all day to chop a hole for ice
fishing
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.227 : Why won't Pollack parents let their kids play in
the sand box?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.228 : How many Pollack does it take to wash a
windshield?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.229: Poland surrendered
.2 (item)
|
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2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.230: Pollack purposefully drops nickels in a toilet
just to take out one nickel
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.231: How many Pollack does it take to make chocolate
chip cookies?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.232: What happened when a grenade was thrown at a
Pollack?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.233: Pollack accidently yells 'crap' when making a
wish
.2 (item)
|
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2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.234: Pollacks drowned because they hijacked a bus to
Cuba
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.235: Pollack are putting up a fence around Poland's
largest zoo
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.236: Pollack mother responded 'Are you sure it's
yours?' when her daughter is pregnant
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.237: 'Hose can you see?'
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.238: Pollack jumps on a pile of manure with his head going first
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.239: Pollacks clean restrooms when they see 'Clean Restrooms Ahead' sign
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.240: Pollacks waiting for the light to turn green
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.241: Russian man tries to purchase a car
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.242: Three men trapped on an island given a wish, one wishes for a fork
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.243: Pollack provides large urine sample to reduce doctor bills
.1 (item)
|
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2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.244: Pollack hunting shoots two squirrels
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.1.245: Pollack guesses 5 instead of 2, other Pollack says he is off by 2
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.2: Esoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
2 | 12 | 3.1.2.2.1 : Pollack dresses his friend out after he
accidently shot him
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1-2 | 3.1.3: Jewish |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1: Exoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.1 : "Funny you should ask."
.5 (items)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.2 : Sequel to "Jaws."
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.3 : Rabbi throws up money and whatever the Lord
wants, he takes
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.4 : Jewish boy begs not to be thrown overboard if he
dies
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.5 : Jew asked to name the people on the
Bismarck
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.6 : Jewish boy straightens up after going to a
Catholic school
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.7 : Difference between a Jew and a pizza
.3 (items)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.8 : God intervened when the Pope and a Rabbi come
together to discuss the fate of the Jews in Rome
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.9 : Rabbi cuts off tailpipe of car given to him by
his congregation
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.10 : Rabbi pleads guilty when accused of
assault
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.11 : Jew cooks steaks on Friday to tempt Catholic
priest
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.12 : Jews ambush Arabs in the desert
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.13: Luckiest Arab in Ireland
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.14: New Jewish tire stops and picks up
dimes
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.15 : How do Jewish merchants celebrate
Christmas?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.16 : Boy asks his father for $40, gets $5
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.17 : How many Jews can you fit into a
Volkswagen?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.18 : 'Don't believe a Jew when he says the check is
in the mail'
.2 (items)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.19 : Jew purposefully drops a nickel in the toilet to
make it worth it to take out original nickel
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.20 : Why jewish people have big nostrils
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.21 : Why do Jews have such big noses
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.22 : What do Jewish housewives make most for dinner?
(Reservations)
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.23 : Do you know what a
Jewish dilemma is?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 1 | 3.1.3.1.24 : Do you know what a
Jewish dilemma is?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 2 | 3.1.3.2: Esoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 2 | 3.1.3.2.1 : Jew asks for twenty dollars of cheap jewelry in
Heaven
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 2 | 3.1.3.2.2 : Jewish boy says Christ was the greatest man in
order to get an apple
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 2 | 3.1.3.2.3 : Rabbi eats to hide the fact that he is
fasting
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 2 | 3.1.3.2.4 : Tailor takes six weeks to make pants for a
rabbi
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 2 | 3.1.3.2.5 : Jews and bicycle riders cause the
war
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 2 | 3.1.3.2.6 : How grand canyon get started
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 3 | 3.1.4: Irish |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1: Exoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.1 : Toilet seat for leprechauns.
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.2 : Pati O'Furniture
.1 (item)
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3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.3 : Irishman tells fly that flew into beer to 'Spit
it out!'
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3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.4 : Why did the Irish farmer spray booze on his
tomatoes?
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3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.5 : Irish man sees turf rolled up in truck, wants to
send his grass away to be cut
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3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.6 : What's the difference between an Irish wedding
and an Irish funeral?
.1 (item)
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3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.7 : Why did god invent the drink?
.1 (item)
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3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.8 : What is the difference between an Irishman and a
Scotsman?
.1 (item)
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3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.9: Pakistan can't be an Irish because his brain was
removed more than fifty percent
.1 (item)
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3 | 3 | 3.1.4.1.10: Irish drank a big bottle of Ex-Lax after seeing
a sign that says 'Feel Young Again, Take Ex Lax'
.2 (item)
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3 | 3 | 3.1.4.2: Esoteric |
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Box | Folder | ||
3 | 3 | 3.1.4.2.1: Leprechaun dates a penjuin
.1 (item)
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3 | 4-5 | 3.1.5: Italian |
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1: Exoteric |
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Box | Folder | ||
3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.1 : How many Italians to paint a house?
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.2 : Barrel of manure at Italian wedding
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.3: Stepped out of circle three times while
motorcycle gang was not looking
.2 (items)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.4 : Guillotine would work better if the runners were
greased
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.5 : Italian national bird
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.6 : Helicopters banned from flying over
Italy
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.7 : Ever seen an Italian land mine
detector?
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.8 : Where do Italians keep their armies?
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.9 : Italian army changes shorts amongst
themselves
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.10 : How do you know if an Italian has robbed your
house?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.11 : How do you get 20 Italians in a phone
booth?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.12 : How can you tell who's the Italian
bride?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.13 : Most dangerous job in Italian
village
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.14 : How can you tell if you're in an Italian
ghetto?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.15 : How do you give an intelligence test to an
Italian?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.16 : Italian man's name was pronounced ‘Gee, I’m a
dope’
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.17 : What's an Italian shower?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.18 : How many Italians does it take to change a
light bulb?
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.19 : What do you call a 200 pounds Italian carrying a
knife?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.20 : What's the difference between an elephant and an
Italian mother-in-law?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.21 : Why do Italians have initials on their
fingertips?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.22 : Why do Italians never kill flies?
.2 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.23 : Italian marries American with the biggest
boobs
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.24 : Italian scares pig and cow away from
barn
.1 (item)
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3 | 4 | 3.1.5.1.25 : How can you tell an Italian wedding?
.2 (item)
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3 | 5 | 3.1.5.1.26 : How many gears does an Italian truck
have?
.2 (item)
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3 | 5 | 3.1.5.1.27 : What is a hundred Italian
paratroopers?
.2 (item)
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3 | 5 | 3.1.5.1.28 : How do you make an Italian panic?
.2 (item)
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3 | 5 | 3.1.5.1.29 : How did the Italians get to America?
.2 (item)
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3 | 5 | 3.1.5.1.30 : How do you keep an Italian busy (piece of paper
saying flip over)
.1 (item)
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3 | 5 | 3.1.5.1.31: How do you tell which one is the bride at an Italian wedding?
.1 (item)
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3 | 5 | 3.1.5.2: Esoteric |
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3 | 6-12 | 3.1.6: Mexican |
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Box | Folder | ||
3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1: Exoteric |
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Box | Folder | ||
3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.1 : Pedro makes a butterfly from butter and a lady
from a ladybug
.2 (item)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.2 : Pancho Knievel is found in the Grand
Canyon
.2 (items)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.3: Why Mexicans fought hard for the
Alamo
.1 (item)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.4 : Put 50,000 Mexicans in a machine to grease
it
.1 (item)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.5 : Don't run over a Mexican on a bike
.5 (items)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.6 : Clear and lie in the gutter
.1 (item)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.7 : Spichett fence
.1 (item)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.8 : Best five years of a Mexican's life
.1 (item)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.9 : Cross a Mexican with an octopus
.4 (items)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.10 : Why Mexicans don't have freckles
.3 (items)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.11 : Mexican baptism
.3 (item)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.12 : Mexican with a C.B. in his car
.1 (item)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.13 : Mexican with a college diploma
.1 (item)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.14 : Mexican fortune cookies
.2 (items)
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3 | 6 | 3.1.6.1.15 : Why Mexicans have noses
.1 (item)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.16 : Beans fall through the grill
.5 (items)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.17 : Cross a Mormon with a Mexican
.9 (items)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.18 : 'Steal Two Eggs' are the first words in Mexican
Cookbook
.1 (item)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.19 : What Mexican has an I.Q of 200
.1 (item)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.20 : Mexican and African wish to be back in
homelands
.1 (item)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.21 : Farmer starts speaking Spanish when God takes
away mosts of his brain
.1 (item)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.22 : Mexican trips over wish-granting building and
swears, becoming feces
.1 (item)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.23 : Why do Mexicans put their last name on the back
window of their car?
.1 (item)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.24 : Bull wins once in a while
.1 (item)
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3 | 7 | 3.1.6.1.25 : Mexicans fishing off Sahara Desert
bridge
.1 (item)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.26 : Skunk classified as a Mexican because he's not
all white, not all black and he stinks
.7 (items)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.27 : Billy the Kid kills Mexican's
'brudder'
.1 (item)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.28 : Why doesn't Mexico have a good olympic
team?
.13 (items)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.29 : What do you call four Mexicans sinking in
quicksand?
.4 (item)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.30 : Why do Mexicans have small steering
wheels?
.3 (items)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.31 : How can you tell when a family of flamingos
moves in next to you?
.2 (item)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.32 : Why do Mexicans have big noses?
.3 (items)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.33 : What's the most confusing day in
Mexico?
.2 (items)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.34 : Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico?
.2 (item)
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3 | 8 | 3.1.6.1.35 : Mexican couple names twins Jose(a) and
Jose(b)
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.36 : When asked what he can waste in his country,
American picks up Mexican, throws him off boat
.2 (items)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.37 : Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?
.3 (items)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.38 : When does a Mexican become a
Spaniard?
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.39 : Do you have any Mexican in you?
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.40 : Mexican reprimanded for honking horn to get
traffic to move faster
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.41 : 'That's not yo cheese' (Nacho
cheese)
.5 (items)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.42 : "Never believe a Mexican when he says 'the check
is in the mail'"
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.43 : What do you call a Mexican
quarterback?
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.44 : What do you call three Mexicans in a
Cadillac?
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.45 : Mexicans are now quickly headed to Los Angeles
to sign up for Aids
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.46 : What do you call 29 Mexicans buried up to their
necks in dirt?
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.47 : Mexican crosses border, leaves behind
partner-in-crime
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.48 : Origins of the holiday, 'Cinco de
Mayo'
.1 (item)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.49 : Man doesn't need lube job because he hit a
Mexican
.3 (items)
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3 | 9 | 3.1.6.1.50 : What do you call a Mexican phone
company?
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.51 : Mexican spends his extra dollar on
hooker
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.52 : When the phone greens, I pink it up and say,
'Yellow'
.3 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.53 : How do you kill 500 Mexicans? (bomb
Kmart)
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.54 : How many mexicans does it take to eat a
rabbit?
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.55 : What's 25 Mexicans at the bottom of Great Salt
Lake called?
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.56 : Why do Mexicans eat refried beans?
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.57 : What are the best three years of a Mexican's
life?
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.58 : Mexicans are living proof that Indians did sleep
with the buffalo
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.59 : Mexican detaches car door and rolls down the
window to cool off
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.60 : 'José, can you see?'
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.61 : What is brown and fries chicken?
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.62 : What do you get when you put two Mexicans in a
shoe box?
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.63 : What do you call a little taco in
Spanish?
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.64 : Mexican man was not afraid of Aids injection
because he’s wearing a condom
.1 (item)
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3 | 10 | 3.1.6.1.65 : Mexican takes two full bags of sand on his
bicycle every day and the American did not know what he is smuggling for
.1 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.66 : Man wanted a golden Mexicans so that he can
throw it in the lake
.1 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.67 : Mexican did not know what a porch is and
insisted that it was a Mazarradi
.1 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.68 : Mexican was let into heaven for being a Diesel
Fitter
.1 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.69 : How can you tell if a girl is virgin in
Mexico?
.1 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.70 : "Working is what we have Mexicans
for"
.1 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.71 : How many pallbearers at a Mexican
funeral?
.1 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.72 : A Mexican went into a two seater outhouse and
put one leg in one hole and the other leg in the other hole
.2 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.73: American throws out a Mexican saying, 'There's
plenty more where that came from'
.1 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.74: Application for Mexicans
.2 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.75: Paco
.1 (item)
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3 | 11 | 3.1.6.1.76: What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?
.1 (item)
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3 | 12 | 3.1.6.2: Esoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 12 | 3.1.6.2.1 : Chihuahua steals a bone from a
bulldog
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 12 | 3.1.6.2.2 : Mexican jumps across a canyon after eating
beans
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 12 | 3.1.6.2.3 : Chinaman means to say how ugly death
is
.1 (item)
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3 | 12 | 3.1.6.2.4 : At Mexican funeral, casket accuses butter as
reason for man's death
.2 (item)
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3 | 12 | 3.1.6.2.5 : Mexican brought a knife to gun fight
.2 (item)
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3 | 12 | 3.1.6.2.6 : The only reason seagulls have wings is to beat
the Mexicans to the dump
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 12 | 3.1.6.2.7 : What are the first five words that a Mexican baby would say?
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7: Texan |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1: Exoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1.1 : Undertaker gives Texan an enema and buries him
in a shoe box
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1.2 : Texan grabs two Mexicans and says 'Remember the
Alamo' before throwing them off airplane
.9 (items)
|
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1.3 : Texas cowboy goes into cave of skunks, skunks
leave shortly after
.1 (item)
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1.4 : Texan replies with 'Bill Jackson' every time
French man says bon appetit
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1.5 : Texan falls into a swimming pool and yells,
'Don't flush it!'
.7 (item)
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1.6 : You're probably a redneck if your dad walks you
to school
.1 (item)
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1.7 : You're probably a redneck if you can't marry
your sweetheart because it's against the law
.1 (item)
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1.8 : Three scariest things in Texas are 'A Mexican
with a knife, a black man with a knife, and a Yankee with a U-Haul heading
towards Houston.'
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7.1.9: Difference between a Yankee and a Damn
Yankee
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 13 | 3.1.7.2: Esoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 13 | 3.1.7.2.1 : Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 14-15 | 3.1.8: American Indian |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1: Exoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.1 : "Ain't ‘cha got no red pop?"
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.2 : Indian is still looking for a
co-signer
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.3 : Used too short of a buck rein
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.4 : Indian uses a tomahawk to give himself a nose
job
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.5 : Child asks how Indians choose names for their
children (Pooping dog)
.15 (items)
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.6 : Why the Indian Chief has so many
feathers
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.7 : Indian hunting dog points with it's
lips
.2 (items)
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.8 : Waiter doesn't serve Indians, who says, 'It's
okay, I only want a hamburger.'
.2 (item)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.9 : 'I can make you talk like an Indian'
'How?'
.2 (item)
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.10 : How did the Indians get to America before the
white men?
.2 (items)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.11 : How do you keep an Indian busy (piece of paper
saying flip over)
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.12 : Indians use washing machines as
stoves
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.13 : What do you call 500 Indian women that have no nipples?
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.14 : 'Squash it'
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 14 | 3.1.8.1.15 : 'Remember Wounded Knee'
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.1.16 : Americans have been giving Indians birds ever
since the big feast (Thanksgiving)
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.1.17 : Indians points with thier lips
.2 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.1.18 : Indian can listen to the ground after being run
over by a wagon
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.1.19 : "Where is that Squaw I've got to kill?"
.2 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.1.20 : Indian boy drank 25 cups of tea and drownned in
his teepee
.2 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.1.21 : Where do Indians keep their armies?
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.1.22 : How did Indians get to the America before the
white men?
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.1.23 : Indian names their tribe 'Hellerwese' (Where the
hell are we)
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.1.24 : Drunk Indian finds genie in a bottle, but accidentally wishes to remain drunk
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.2: Esoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
3 | 15 | 3.1.8.2.1 : Indian tries to eat long-johns, thinking they
are tanagra
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 15 | 3.1.8.2.2 : Indian plays a trick on another by camouflaging
manure with dirt and twigs
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
3 | 15 | 3.1.8.2.3 : Indians laugh when Elder tries to warn them,
'Watch out! They have come to steal your land!'
.1 (item)
|
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3 | 15 | 3.1.8.2.4 : Indian bought the cheapest toilet paper and
named it "John Wayne" toilet paper
.2 (item)
|
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4 | 1-13 | 3.1.9: Colleges and Schools |
|
Box | Folder | ||
4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1: Exoteric |
|
Box | Folder | ||
4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.1: Five Aggies came across a cow pie
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.2 : Aggie killed while getting a drink of
milk
.2 (item)
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4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.3 : University of Utah takes an S.O.B
.1 (item)
|
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4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.4 : Coke bottle says open at other end
.1 (item)
|
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4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.5 : Ugly co-ed gets money because Santa Claus, the
Easter Bunny and the most beautiful co-ed do not exist
.2 (items)
|
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4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.6 : Two ton pickup
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.7 : Difference between co-eds and a garbage
can
.29 (items)
|
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4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.8 : Difference between a sorority and a
co-ed?
.1 (items)
|
Undated |
4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.9 : Difference between a co-ed and an elephant or
hippo
.13 (items)
|
Undated |
4 | 1 | 3.1.9.1.10 : How many football players does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
.5 (items)
|
Undated |
4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.11 : How many USU co-eds does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.12 : Why marching group does not wear
boots
.1 (item)
|
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.13 : Which co-ed will fall first?
.1 (item)
|
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.14 : Difference between a BYU co-ed and a police
car
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.15 : Difference between a co-ed and a Rolaids
tablet
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.16 : Co-ed doll gets fat when wound up
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.17 : Difference between a co-ed and an elephant lying
in bed
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.18 : Why co-eds have calluses on their
knuckles
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.19 : Realtor has to remind students which side of sod
goes up
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.20 : BYU's library burned down
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.21 : Provo's zoo
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.22 : Differences between a student and a
mouse
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.23 : Why co-eds have red rings on their
bodies
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.24 : Difference between a co-ed and Ringling Brothers
Circus
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4 | 2 | 3.1.9.1.25 : What to call a good looking girl at
BYU
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.26 : How a co-ed holds up her stocking
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.27 : Student attacked while trying on odor
eaters
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.28 : Smallest book at BYU
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.29 : What to call co-eds jumping out of
plane
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.30 : Most popular class at BYU
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.31 : Cross a co-ed with a mermaid
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.32 : High-class BYU co-eds only have their numbers in
the telephone booths on the east side of Provo
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.33 : How co-eds protect themselves from Peeping
Toms
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.34 : How to get a co-ed out of the
bathtub
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.35 : "They teach us not to piss on our
hands."
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.36 : How co-eds find each other in the dark.
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.37 : Why Christ was not born at BYU
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.38 : Co-eds put mirrors on bathroom ceilings to watch
themselves gargle
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.39 : How to tell you entered BYU country
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.40 : Why co-eds do not vote
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.41 : What's short, fat and hairy?
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.42 : BYU co-ed wears black panties
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.43 : How to propose to a co-ed
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.44 : Why co-eds can not play in the
sandbox
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.45 : Co-eds point when birds fly over
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.46 : How to separate the men from the
boys
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.47 : Bay of Pigs
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.48 : Man-eating tiger's starved
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.49 : Zoo closes at 6:00 p.m
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4 | 3 | 3.1.9.1.50 : Lawrence of Rexburg
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.51 : Manual labor
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.52 : Frog has a pimple
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.53 : No artificial turf at the football
stadium
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.54 : Why BYU will be warm and cozy
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.55 : Marriott Center would fall if BYU and Ricks
co-eds stand on top of it
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.56 : BYU student asks man to remove hat
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.57 : Why do BYU co-eds wear gray bathing
suits
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.58 : BYU student writes Timbucktwo poem
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.59 : Farmers starting to send daughters to market and
pigs to BYU
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.60 : 90 percent of women in Utah are good looking,
the rest go to BYU
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.61 : BYU student trips over wishing log, says
(explicit)
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.62 : How do you drive a BYU co-ed crazy?
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.63 : What do you call a fly that goes in BYU co-ed's
ear?
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.64 : Why does BYU have natural grass instead of
turf?
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4 | 4 | 3.1.9.1.65 : How do you get 100 BYU co-eds into a phone
booth?
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.66 : Difference between dead BYU co-ed and dead dog
in the middle of the road?
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.67 : 'BYU Y dance' (why dance)
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.68 : Difference between a truck load of BYU co-eds
and truck load of elephants?
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.69 : Similarity between quarters in the bottom of a
toilet bowl and a BYU co-ed
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.70 : Michael Jackson openes college called 'Bring'em
Young Univeristy'
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.71 : Why do BYU co-eds wear stripes?
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.72 : What happened to the driver that swerved to miss
a BYU co-ed?
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.73 : What does a BYU co-ed and your batting average
have in common?
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.74 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a
toilet?
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4 | 5 | 3.1.9.1.75 : Campus Deity (Dean/Secretary jumping
buildings)
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.76 : Why does BYU have such a hard time winning
football games?
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.77 : What's the difference between a male BYU co-ed
and a rat?
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.78 : Why don't they put up a nativity scene at
USU?
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.79 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a
bowling ball?
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.80 : Man-eating lion turned loose at BYU, it
starves
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.81 : BYU co-ed commits suicide
.2 (items)
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.82 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and
Bigfoot?
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.83 : What's a BYU co-ed's favorite wine after
dinner?
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.84 : How can you tell if a BYU co-ed is
level-headed?
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4 | 6 | 3.1.9.1.85 : How does a BYU co-ed take a bath?
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.86 : Why do most BYU co-eds avoid going to the beach?
(harpooned)
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.87 : What do you say to a BYU co-ed that wears red
sweatshirt? (Kool-Aid)
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.88 : Why do BYU co-eds hang their degrees in the
windows of their cars?
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.89 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a
U of U co-ed?
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.90 : How do you get BYU co-eds through a door?
(twinkies)
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.91 : How many University of Illinois engineering
students does it take to vacuum the floor?
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.92 : Why won't they let BYU co-eds on the
beach?
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.93 : School bus hit BYU co-ed, they had to get a new
bus
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.94 : What do you call a BYU co-ed skydiver?
(eclipse)
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.95 : Race between Santa, cute BYU co-ed, and cute USU
co-ed, who wins?
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.96 : What makes BYU co-ed look good?
.1 (item)
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.97 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and
the blimp?
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.98 : Why do BYU co-eds wear high heels?
.1 (item)
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.99 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a
bucket of manure?
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4 | 7 | 3.1.9.1.100 : Did you hear about the march of the virgins down
at BYU?
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.101 : Illegal run-away Aggie hides behind sack, says
'Potatoe' when kicked
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.102 : How do you get a BYU co-ed to make out with you
on the first date?
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.103 : 'At USU they teach us not to pee on our
hands'
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.104 : What do you call a BYU co-ed with a hula
hoop?
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.105 : Aggie pilots land plane wrong length on
runway
.1 (item)
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.106 : BYU essay question: How do you spell McDonald's
farm? Answer: EIEIO
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.107 : Pollacks leave football field, four plays later
BYU scored
.2 (item)
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.108 : What did the stream say when the BYU co-ed fell
into it?
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.109 : BYU co-ed is just a finger looking for a
ring
.2 (items)
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4 | 8 | 3.1.9.1.110 : BYU co-ed doll's thighs expand when ring is put
on finger
.7 (items)
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.111 : What are the happiest parts of a BYU co-eds
body?
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.112 : What do you call a pretty girl on BYU
campus?
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.113 : What do you call a BYU co-ed with smoke jumper
gear on?
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.114 : Harvard student won't answer where the library
is because it ended with a preposition
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.115 : Aggie impressed that thermos keeps hot things
hot and cold things cold
.1 (item)
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.116 : Earthquake caused by two late Ricks
co-eds
.1 (item)
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.117 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a
pig? (acne)
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.118 : Why do BYU co-eds have so many red dots on
them?
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.119 : Tiger attacked BYU co-ed last fall, still trying
to finish carcass
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.120 : Why was the Harmon building built? (full lenth
mirrors for BYU co-eds)
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.121 : Difference between a BYU co-ed and a
Rolaide?
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.122 : BYU co-ed arrested for smuggling watermelons in
her back pockets
.2 (items)
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.123 : Why can't BYU co-eds wear yellow sweaters
anymore?
.1 (item)
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.124 : What does a Byu co-ed have that every guy
wants?
.1 (item)
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4 | 9 | 3.1.9.1.125 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a
refrigerator
.1 (item)
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.126 : What do you get when you cross a BYU co-ed with
a pig?
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.127 : How does a BYU co-ed put on her bra?
.4 (items)
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.128 : What's the difference between a train and a BYU
co-ed?
.2 (items)
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.129 : What do you call a BYU co-ed
hitchhiker
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.130 : Naked BYU co-ed gets clothed by Hell's
Angels
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.131 : What do 30,000 idiots say? (Cougars
chant)
.1 (item)
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.132 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a
policeman?
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.133 : Earthquake caused by BYU cheerleaders practicing
their jumps
.1 (item)
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.134 : How do you get 50 BYU co-eds in a
Volkswagen?
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.135 : Why didn't BYU have a nativity/ Christmas
story?
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.136 : BYU co-ed kick starts 747 at airport
.1 (item)
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.137 : Why do birds fly upside down over
BYU?
.2 (items)
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.138 : What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a
spider?
.1 (item)
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.139 : Which would hit the ground first; BYU co-ed or a
sack of flour?
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4 | 10 | 3.1.9.1.140 : How does a BYU co-ed blow-dry her
hair?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.141 : Why does the BYU football stadium have a fence
around it?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.142 : What's harder than getting a BYU co-ed in the
back of a Volkswagen?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.143 : Where is the only place an elephant can hide in
the strawberry patch?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.144 : How does the BYU co-ed hide in the strawberry
patch?
.1 (item)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.145 : What do you call a 350 lb. co-ed?
.3 (items)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.146 : What measures 36-24-36?
.1 (item)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.147 : BYU co-ed that has long black hair wears gloves
to cover it up
.1 (item)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.148 : What are the three sizes of Ricks College
coe-ed's uniform?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.149 : Any dude will do
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.150 : How is a BYU co-ed and comet the
same?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.151 : How do you know you're dating a BYU
co-ed?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.152 : In what ways are a BYU co-ed and her date
alike?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.153 : What do you call a BYU co-ed in a red dress
running towards you?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.154 : 'In the four years I've spent at BYU I've grown
so much'
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.155 : BYU football stadium gets dome, called
con-dome
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.156 : What does BYU co-ed use for birth
control?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.157 : BYU co-ed asks wife murderer if he has a
date
.1 (item)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.158 : What would have happened if Orson Pratt was the
Prophet of the LDS church? (OPU instead of BYU)
.2 (item)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.159 : Drug problem on the Aggie football
team
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.160 : BYU co-ed has to buy a building permit to make
her own wedding dress
.1 (item)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.161 : BYU co-ed leaves stretch marks in tub after
bathing
.1 (item)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.162 : Why are BYU co-ed jokes so short?
.1 (item)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.163 : Why did all the BYU co-eds go to Provo and all
the lesbians go to San Fransisco?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.164 : Weber State College students are Lord's people
because they are still the same as Lord left them 2000 years ago
.1 (item)
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.165 : How do you get four sorority girls on a chair at
the same time?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.166 : What do college students sing in the
shower?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.167 : Difference between a sorority girl and a toilet
bowl?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.168 : Difference between a sorority girl and a bowling
ball?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.169 : What is the first thing a sorority girl does in
the morning?
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4 | 11 | 3.1.9.1.170 : How do you tell your parents that you are
failing classes in college without any trouble?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.171 : How much for a season pass to get access the
female dorm
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.172: Why don't girls play hide and go seek at
BYU?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.173: Difference between U of U co-ed brides wedding
and BYU co-ed brides wedding?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.174: USU co-ed that transfers to BYU
.1 (item)
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.175: What do you call a BYU co-ed in a red
jumpsuit?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.176: USU has a new football coach and his name is
'Win Won Soon'
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.177: What did the River say when a BYU co-ed
jump in?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.178: BYU co-ed accidently yells 'crap' when making a
wish
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.179: Farmer had to check ID's to get all the lost
pigs back in, while he was stopping by BYU
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.180: BYU co-ed spent all day to paint a mile of
street because the paint bucket kept getting further and further away each
day
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.181: What do you call BYU-coeds wearing a designer
gears?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.182: What is the tallest building on campus?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.183: If a BYU co-ed and an USU co-ed was sitting on top of Old Main,
who would come down first?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.184: What is the difference between a BYU co-ed going to the cafeteria and
a speeding train?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.185: How did a BYU co-ed try to kill herself?
.1 (item)
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.186: Difference between a big foot and a BYU co-ed?
.1 (item)
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.187: Difference between a big foot and a BYU co-ed?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.188: What does a BYU co-ed say after a guy blows in her ear?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.189: How many BYU co-eds does it take to change a
light bulb?
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4 | 12 | 3.1.9.1.190: What does 7 Up and a BYU co-ed
have in common?
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.191: How do you get a BYU co-ed into an elevator?
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.192: How do you get a BYU co-ed off your porch?
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.193: What happened to the semi that tried to dodge a BYU co-ed
who was standing in the middle of the road?
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.194: What do Vallivue girls and quarters in a toilet have in common?
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.195: Blonde coed pulled over by police officer
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.196: Lazy student wouldn't scratch an itch
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.197: Have you heard about the guy who thought Johnny Cake was a pay toilet?
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.198: How does Ty Detmer screw in a light bulb?
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.199: Horse left in furnace pit
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.200: Comic of brain at the end of a semester
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.201: Football initiation at Raft River High
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.202: Aggie and foreign exchange students sleep in a barn
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.1.203: Aggies find old milk carton, think it's a cow nest
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.2: Esoteric |
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.2.1 : "Take out your activity card and go to the end
of that line."
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.2.2 : Professor never answers question with a
statement
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.2.3 : Definition of a lecture
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.2.4 : How many Chi Omegas does it take to change a
light bulb?
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.2.5: Seniors can go any damn place they please
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.2.6: Never End a Sentence with a Preposition
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4 | 13 | 3.1.9.2.7: Football players took 51 days to complete a puzzle that says 3-5 years
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4 | 14-16 | 3.1.10: Arab |
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1: Exoteric |
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.1 : Mohammed tells women to put on veils
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.2 : Israelis yell, "Hey, Mohammed," in order to kill
Arabs
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.3 : Busload of Iranians going off cliff with an
empty seat
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.4 : How many Iranians to water a camel?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.5 : What is pink and runs through the
desert?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.6 : What do you get when you stick a dime on an
Ethiopian's head?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.7 : What do you call an Ethiopian with a sesame seed
on it's head?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.8 : What's the difference between an Iraqian woman
and a catfish?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.9 : How many Iraqies does it take to shoot a Scud
Missle?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.10 : Iraq was successful when shooting down 3 Patriot
Missles and 5 Scud Missles
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.11 : What do you get when you combine Iraq and
Kuwait?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.12 : What does Karl Malone have in common with Iraqi
women?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.13 : Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. on
the same day in Iraq?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.14 : How do you break up an Iraqi bingo
game?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.15 : Why do they call camels in Iraq 'ships of the
desert'?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.16 : What's an Iraqi's idea of safe sex?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.17 : What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and
a hockey player?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.18 : What do you get when you put 100,000 Iraquis in
one place?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.19 : What do you call an Iraqi woman who comes into a
bar?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.20 : Did you hear about the new brand of condoms that
the Iraqi are manufacturing?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.21 : Why are there no bars in Iraq?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.22 : Why does it take longer to train American pilots
than Iraqi pilots?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.23 : What's the best way to wink at an
Iraqi?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.24 : What do you do if an Iraqi throws a grenade at
you?
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4 | 14 | 3.1.10.1.25 : What do you do if an Iraqi pulls out the pin of
a grenade and throws it at you?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.26 : What is black and runs across the dessert at 50
mls an hour?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.27 : Arabic brain costs more becuase it's never been
used
.1 (item)
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.28 : What do you call an Ethiopian with a turbin on
his head?
.2 (items)
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.29 : How many Ethiopians does it take to fill a
bathtub?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.30 : The fastest animal in the world is the
Ethiopian chicken.
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.31 : What do you call Levolor blinds in
Ethiopia?
.2 (item)
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.32 : Ethiopian with a grain of rice caught in his
throat
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.33 : What do you call an Ethiopian who walks a
dog?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.34 : What do you call an Ethiopian who raises
dogs?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.35 : What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up
his butt?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.36 : How can you tell an Iraqi boy from an Iraqi
man?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.37 : How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.38 : What is an optimist?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.39 : A new beer on the market today is called the
Scud Light
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.40 : How do you sink an Iraqi Navy?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.41 : What does Yoko Ono and an Ethiopian have in
common?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.42: How do you say a pistol in Arabic?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.43: Saudi women are now walking in front of their
husbands because of land mines
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.44: What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.45: Miss Ethiopia has the measurements of 11-11-11
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.46: What do you call an Ethiopian with a hat on?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.47: What happened to the Ethiopian who felll in the
alligator pit?
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.48: How many Ethiopians can fit in a telephone booth?
.1 (item)
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.49: The hardest job in the world is
selling after dinner mints in Ethiopia
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4 | 15 | 3.1.10.1.50: How do you fit a hundred Ethiopians in a Volkswagen?
.1 (item)
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4 | 16 | 3.1.10.1.51: What do you call an Ethiopian with a dinner jacket on?
.1 (item)
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4 | 16 | 3.1.10.1.52: How many Ethiopians does it take to change
in a light bulb?
.1 (item)
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4 | 16 | 3.1.10.2: Esoteric |
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4 | 16 | 3.1.10.2.1 : God cooked Middle Eastern's skin just
right
.2 (item)
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4 | 16 | 3.1.10.2.2 : Why does Utah Jazz want Saddam
Hussein?
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5 | 1-3 | 3.1.11: Hunters |
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Box | Folder | ||
5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1: Exoteric |
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Box | Folder | ||
5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.1 : Hunter does not clean out deer, so it gets
bigger
.1 (item)
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5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.2: "You can have your deer, but let me take my
saddle off first."
.7 (items)
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5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.3 : "If you can run fast enough to tag a deer, you
can have it."
.1 (item)
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5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.4 : Shot hunter would have had better chances if his
buddy had not cleaned him out first
.2 (items)
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5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.5 : Friend of hunter shoot a farmer's cow not
knowing their friend was playing trick on them
.7 (items)
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5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.6 : "Here's a bear for you, I'll go and get another
for myself."
.2 (items)
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5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.7 : "With the help of the Lord and a big stick, I
got them back in."
.4 (items)
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5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.8 : "White Man's Hunting Trip."
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5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.9 : There's more (explicit) birds out there than you
can shake a stick at
.2 (item)
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5 | 1 | 3.1.11.1.10 : Hunter wants to shoot at cans. . .Mexicans,
Puerto Ricans, Africans
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.11 : That's my horse, can I at least have my
saddle?
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.12 : Rabbit is sitting on its' butt
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.13 : Hunter accidentally kills Mormon
Missionary
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.14 : St. Peter asks if a hunter got a deer before he
can enter heaven
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.15 : Hunter wipes his butt with three quarters, two
dimes and a nickel
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.16 : Squirrels ran up Hunter's pants and said, 'Let's
eat one now and save the other for later'
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.17 : Hunter shoots arrows into the air as distress
signal
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.18 : When one hunter tells the other he could never
outrun the bear, he replies, 'I just have to outrun you!'
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.19 : Hunters pull deer by legs; then pull it by
antlers because it is easier, but truck gets further and further
away
.4 (item)
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5 | 2 | 3.1.11.1.20 : Three hunters intentionally shot a bottle of
liquor, wine and Henry because they had plenty in their states
.1 (item)
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.1.21 : California hunter mistakenly taken a mule for a
doe
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.1.22 : Hunters didn't believe that washing the poo of
the Foo bird means sudden death
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.1.23 : Talk about deer when a man I.Q. is about
40
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.1.24 : Hunter follows these tracks into a cave and shot
a train.
.3 (item)
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.1.25: What did one California hunter say to another one
when he was asked what he got while deer hunting in Utah?
.1 (item)
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.1.26: Best Way to Hunt a Deer
Digital Items: 1
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.1.27: Timeline of a hunt
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.2: Esoteric |
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Box | Folder | ||
5 | 3 | 3.1.11.2.1 : A bear was shot by an ice ball and the cause of
death was getting water on the brain
.2 (item)
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.2.2: A hunter shots a lady after askig her if she was
game
.2 (item)
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5 | 3 | 3.1.11.2.3: He might have been better if you had not gutted
him
.1 (item)
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5 | 4-7 | 3.1.12: Blondes |
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Box | Folder | ||
5 | 4 | 3.1.12.1: A smart blonde is a golden retriever
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.2 : What the blonde said after she crossed the
road
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.3 : Blonde woman doesn't want to get aids
again
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.4 : When asked if blinker works, blonde replies, 'It
does, it doesn't, it does. .'
.3 (items)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.5 : Blonde swims __mls, gets tired, and swims back
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.6 : Mirror that senses lies, blonde says, 'I think. .'
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.7 : How the blonde broke her arm
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.8 : Blonde flight attendant gets trapped in hotel room
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.9 : How do you drown a blonde?
.7 (items); Digital Items: 1
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.10 : Blonde thought Cheerios were donut
seeds
.3 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.11 : Blonde selects dog after asking for a
sheep
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.12 : Blonde struggles to ride fake horse
.2 (items)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.13 : Blonde wants to shoot her cheating boyfriend after
she shoots herself
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.14 : Why did the blonde climb the link
fence?
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.15 : How many blondes does it take to make chocolate
chip cookies?
.2 (items)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.16 : Why does the blonde have square boobs?
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.17 : What do you call a blonde sitting on a branch with
a briefcase?
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.18 : What do you call three blondes standing in a
row?
.3 (items)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.19 : Why couldn't the blonde bake two batches of
cookies?
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.20 : Who made up all the blonde jokes?
.3 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.21 : What is every blonde's ambition in
life?
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.22 : How do you keep a blonde busy all day (piece of
paper saying flip over)
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.23 : What do you call a blonde in a
freezer?
.3 (items)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.24 : Blonde says to man that murdered his wife, 'oh, so
you're not married?'
.1 (item)
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5 | 4 | 3.1.12.25 : How do you drive a blonde crazy?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.26 : Blondes turn around when they see 'Disneyland
left' sign
.3 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.27 : Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?
.3 (items)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.28 : Why did the blonde stare at a can of frozen orange
juice?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.29 : Blonde memorizes all the state's
'capitals' to prove that she's not dumb
.3 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.30 : Blonde girl gets fire from the M'M (M and M)
company for throwing out all the W's
.5 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.31 : Smart blonde, dumb blonde, and unicorn are walking
down the street. . .
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.32 : Blonde asks for directions while jumping out of
airplane
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.33 : How do you know if a blonde is a waitress?(tampon
behind ear)
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.34 : What do you call eight blonde girls holding hands
in a circle?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.35 : What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at
you?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.36 : Wow, you're dumber than a blonde
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.37 : How many blondes does it take to change a
light bulb?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.38 : Blonde going through a flashing red light;
vroom-screech-vroom-screech
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.39 : How did the blonde die at the football
game?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.40 : How do you drown a blonde at a basketball
game?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.41 : What's a blonde's favorite song?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.42 : What do you call a blonde standing between two
brunettes?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.43 : Why did the pregnant blonde go to Pizza
Hut?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.44 : How can you tell if a blonde has been using a
computer?
.5 (items)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.45 : Blonde mistakes microwave for TVs
.3 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.46 : Why would you marry a blonde? (handicapped
parking)
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.47 : Why did the blonde crawl across the busy
highway?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.48 : How do you know when a blonde has been making
chocolate chip cookies?
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.49 : How do you get a blonde to marry you? (Tell her
she's pegnant)
.1 (item)
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5 | 5 | 3.1.12.50 : Blonde has a windows computer and wanted to get a
curtain for it
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.51 : Salesman refuses to sell anything to a
blonde
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.52 : Blonde locks her keys in the car and will not pry
it open
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.53 : Blonde responds ‘Big, red truck!” when the
dispatcher asked for her address
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.54 : How to tell when a blonde is having a bad
day?
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.55 : Blonde offers a coffee without milk when there’s
no cream
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.56 : Computer keeps telling blonde that she has a mail
and she went out to check her mailbox instead
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.57 : What did one blonde say when she passed the other
blonde
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.58: Blonde rowing in a boat on the field giving every
blonde a bad name
.3 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.59: What does a blonde put on her ears to make her
more attractive?
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.60: Blonde drives around a block for 100 times because
her blinker was stuck
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.61: What do you call a prostitute and two
blondes?
.2 (item)
|
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.62: Blonde Test
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.63: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper
every two weeks?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.64: What do flat blondes and flat rocks have in
common?
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.65: somethingBlondes writes TGIF (toes go in first) on their
shoess
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.66: An eternity is when four blondes are at a four way
stop
.2 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.67: Blondes clean restrooms when they see 'Clean
Restrooms Ahead' sign
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.68: What do you call a brunette between two
blondes?
.2 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.69: What do you call a blonde behind the steering
wheel of a car?
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.70: Which one was the smartest if you had a blonde,
brunette, and a red head?
.2 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.71: Blonde detaches car door and rolls down the window
to cool off
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.72: What do a blonde and a cowpie have in
common?
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.73: Why did the blonde drown when her truck went off
in a river
.2 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.74: Blonde spent all day to paint a mile of street
because the paint bucket kept getting further and further away each
day
.1 (item)
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5 | 6 | 3.1.12.75: Blonde goes out to hunt alligators thinking that
alligators wear shoes
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.76: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a line? (A
wind tunnel)
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.77: Why did the blonde drop out of the pie eating
contest?
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.78: While everyone else is having a boy or a girl, the
blondes are having puppies
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.79: What do you call a blonde with a half of a brain?
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.80: What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.81: What does a blonde and a computer have in common?
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.82: Why do blonds have fur on the hem of their dresses?
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.83: Blondes were asked to take a quiz to get into heaven
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.84: Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.85: If you're blondes, you'll have to go to heaven since
you've already been through hell.
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.86: Blonde mistakes a car front seat with the back
and called the police to report it as a stolen car
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.87: Why do Blondes have super high bangs?
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.88: Gullible isn't in the dictionary
.1 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.89: Medical terms for blondes
.2 (item)
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5 | 7 | 3.1.12.90: Blonde tries to order food at a library
.1 (item)
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5 | 8-10 | 3.1.13: Gender Jokes |
|
Box | Folder | ||
5 | 8 | 3.1.13.1: What's the difference between women and
puppies?
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.2: How many men does it take to clean a
toilet?
.3 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.3: What is it that every woman wants?
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.4: What happen to a lady who jumped off the Empire
State Building?
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.5: What did God say after creating men?
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.6: "Her name is Sally and she lies a
lot!"
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.7: How many feminists does it take to change a
light bulb?
.3 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.8: A man wanted to be smarter than all men so he turned himself
into a woman or vice versa
.3 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.9: A woman got undress and said " Make me a woman
tonight." [This item was collected in a History 124 course, Winter 1994, removed by collector request, November 2016.]
.0 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.10: How many females does it take to screw a
light bulb?
.2 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.11: How many chauvinist does it take to change a
light bulb?
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.12: Why shouldn't we let women drive?
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.13: What do condoms and women have in
common?
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.14: What is the best male birth control?
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.15: How many men does it take to change a
light bulb?
.3 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.16: What's the difference between a male and a
catfish?
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.17: Telephone, Telegraph and women are the fastest
means of communication
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.18: Tell your woman to get in the kitchen when your
dishwasher is broken
.2 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.19: Tips for handling women emotional
emergencies
.1 (item)
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5 | 8 | 3.1.13.20: "We believe in capital punishment, expect that
women shouldn’t be hung like men"
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.21: A woman driver is a constant danger
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.22: What is a man's idea of housework?
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.23: Difference between government bonds and
men?
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.24: The Perfect Man
.2 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.25: Why men are not secretaries?
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.26: Difference between men and women (X and Y
chromosomes)
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.27: Females in advertisement
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.28: Girlfriend has dice eyes and all she has to do is
roll them to make her point
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.29: Men's Guide to what women really means when she
says something
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.30: A Woman points of view
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.31: Why are men and parking spaces alike?
.4 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.32: How can you tell when a man is lying?
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.33: Why is the figure of a courthouse in the form of a
woman?
.2 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.34: Genie would grant a wish to make bridges with two
lanes or four, rather than a wish to understand women
.3 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.35: How do you tell a boy pancake from a girl
pancake?
.2 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.36: How long should a girl dress be?
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.37: Women has two characteristics: beauty and
foolishness
.2 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.38: Why do men want to vote for a female
president?
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.39: Why don't women wear watches?
.1 (item)
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5 | 9 | 3.1.13.40: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.41: Men are like a game of old fashioned tug of
war
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.42: Why did the woman cross the road?
.4 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.43: Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
.2 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.44: Woman can only get smart by turning into
man
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.45: Why is Pac Man so popular with women?
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.46: What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.47: Why did the girl swallow bullets?
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.48: Why can't you trust women?
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.49: The smartest person in the world is a woman.
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.50: Female brains are cheaper to buy because
it was used.
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.51: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.52: Did you know that at one time, there were no women in heaven?
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.53: What is the difference between a woman and a pit bull?
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.54: Definitions of words by gender
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.55: Male language patterns
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.56: Girl says no when asked to dance at a dance
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.57: Pain of labor transferred to father
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.58: What do you call a man who loses 90% of his brain power?
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.59: Man has wife walk 2 miles in the morning and 2 miles at night
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.60: The evolution of authority
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.61: Wife tells husband to stand in line for heaven
.1 (item)
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5 | 10 | 3.1.13.62: How can you tell if a women is wearing pantihose?
.1 (item)
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14: Cowboys |
|
Box | Folder | ||
5 | 11 | 3.1.14.1 : Why are cowboy hats turned up on the
sides?
.1 (item)
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14.2 : Why don't cowboys wear tennis shoes?
.1 (item)
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14.3 : How do rodeo cowboys know which leg to limp
on?
.1 (item)
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14.4 : A man can tell where cowboys are from just by
looking at their boots
.1 (item)
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14.5 : Cowboy got the cheapest toilet paper and called it
John Wayne toilet paper
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14.6 : Why would cowboys buy a Dachshund?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14.7: Why do cowboys have their names on the back of
their belts?
.1 (item)
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14.8: Cowboy job application
.1 (item)
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14.9: Where are all the cows among the cowboy
students
.1 (item)
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5 | 11 | 3.1.14.10: Why do cowboys wear baseball caps and tennis shoes?
.2 (item)
|
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15: Gay |
|
Box | Folder | ||
5 | 12 | 3.1.15.1 : Gay says there are three kinds of turd
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.2 : Gay son receives a brand new car and a
Jacuzzi
.2 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.3 : Afraid of being converted to gay?
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.4 : What do you call two gays in a bar? (A fruit
stand)
.2 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.5 : How many gay men does it take to change a
light bulb?
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.6 : Gay thinks a ferryboat is a navy boat
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.7 : What do you call a bouncer at a gay
bar?
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.8 : Gay men will be the first to evacuate San
Francisco when earthquake strikes
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.9: How do you get four gay men on one
barstool?
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.10: Did you hear about the gay cowboy?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.11: What was the name of the Roman who drove the pink
chariot? (Ben Gay)
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.12: What does GAY stand for?
(Got AIDS yet)
.2 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.13: Pregnant gay doesn't know who the father
is
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.14: If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.15: Kathy Whitmire new theme song is called 'Lesbe
Friends' (Lesibian)
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.16: Kathy Whitmire is putting a 'dike' on every corner
in Houston
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.17: What does four gay men in a hot tub say
when a condom floats to the top?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.18: What do you call a gay on a skateboard?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.19: When he wakes up tell him it was a hammer from Sears
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.20: Cowboy finds out he is a lesbian
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.21: Two angel's wings fall off when they have a dirty thought
.1 (item)
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5 | 12 | 3.1.15.22: Whitmire reorganized the police department with convertibles
.1 (item)
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5 | 13-17 | 3.1.0: Miscellaneous |
|
Box | Folder | ||
5 | 13 | 3.1.0.1 : Swiss person gives reply at 2:00 a.m
.1 (item)
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.2 : Cow ate the grass and left
.1 (item)
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.3 : American put a knapsack instead of a parachute on
a Russian
.1 (item)
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.4 : Immigrant will not be pallbearer thinking they
mean a polar bear
.1 (item)
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.5 : Best place to get wife is San Pete County because
any situation would be an improvement
.1 (item)
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.6 : Portuguese man tests all matches before sending
them to friend
.2 (items)
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.7 : Why little moron put hay in bed
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.8 : Inexperienced farmer sow to get bred
.1 (item)
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.9 : Guide puts turtle in tourist's bed and says it is
a flea, because tourist says everything is bigger in America
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.10 : Lady from Bronx has son who has an Oedipus
complex
.1 (item)
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.11 : Sign in England says, "Six miles to Shropshire. If
you can't read the sign, ask the blacksmith."
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.12 : What to call a Philippine
contortionist
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.13 : North Dakotan yells "fire" while standing in front
of firing squad
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.14 : Why Canada has the French Canadians
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.15 : "Every time I try to kiss him, he
giggles."
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.16 : Three types of men
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.17 : How do Germans tie their shoes?
.7 (item)
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.18 : Why the [homosexual] is buried in a pink
coffin
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.19 : How many Californians to screw in
light bulb?
.5 (item)
|
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5 | 13 | 3.1.0.20 : How many WASPs does it take to screw in light bulb?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.21 : Dirty Tree and a Turd. Don't mess with an Asian
and his math
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.22 : How the Chinese choose names
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.23 : What is the name of the Korean
cookbook?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.24 : Lumberjack confused by motorized saw
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.25 : Drunk drivers in Utah wear orange
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.26 : Three men going to, in, or coming out of
outhouse
.3 (items)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.27 : Man jumps off barn headfirst into pile of
manure
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.28 : Irish book of etiquette and Italian book of war
heroes are the two shortest books
.3 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.29 : Who was Alexander Graham Polinksi?
.2 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.30 : Russian shoes have two toes that come rushin' out
of each shoe.
.2 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.31 : What do Nagasaki, Hiroshim, and Baghdad have in
common?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.32 : 'For my country!'
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.33 : What do Japanese women like the most?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.34 : Black, Mexican, Pollack, and Jewish all wish to go
to their home countries, American wishes for Diet Coke
.2 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.35 : What do you call it when 1,000 Blacks/Mexicans
jump out of a plane?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.36 : What do you call a thousand blacks buried up to their
necks in sand? (Afro turf)
.2 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.37 : German shoves American, Russian, and Turk off
train claiming 'There's more where they come from'
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.38 : Why are a violinists fingers like
lightning?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.39 : What's the difference between a violin and a cello
on the highway? (skid marks)
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 14 | 3.1.0.40 : 'What kind of cheese?' (Hoochies!)
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.41 : Say 'Naked' in awkward pauses
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.42 : What do you call three vietnamise in a
Toyota?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.43 : What do you call 200 China Men holding hands all
the way around your house?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.44 : 'My dad farted and the house blew up!'
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.45 : What's a house full of (raicial explicit) with
Mexican's on the outside called?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.46 : How come Puerto Ricans don't write
checks?
.2 (items)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.47 : If a Pollack, a Black and a Puerto Rican jumped
off the empire state building, who would hit first?
.2 (items)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.48 : Californians drag deer by head, but go farther
away from their car
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.49 : Portuguese man wants to land on the sun at
night
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.50 : Why don't Mexicans and Balcks
interbreed?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.51 : Puerto Rican believes that money is everywhere in
New York
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.52 : Puerto Rican had to ordered what others are
ordering because he doesn't speak English
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.53 : Germans makes beautiful piano, Italians makes
music out of the piano and Portugese got to carry it around
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.54 : Black man wishes to be short, white and had pretty
girl sit on his lap. In result, he turned into a toilet
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.55 : Sun City (Arizona) people are newlyweds and nearly
dead
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.56 : Woman was afraid to go out on a date with a black
man
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.57 : White man born white and die gray. Black man born
black and die black, yet they called black colored
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.58 : An Asian, a Mexican and a Black all in a car, who
is driving?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.59 : How do people in China name their
kids?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 15 | 3.1.0.60 : Why did all of the migrant field workers quit
working in the fields?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.61 : Jamaican has 'Wy' tattooed on his penis that say
'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.62 : Did you know Japanese bought the Forest Lawn
Cemetery in Los Angeles?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.63 : One out of every fourth child is born
Chinese
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.64 : If female bear ate the Italian and the Russian,
Czech must be eaten by the male bear
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.65 : Heard about the new Cambodia cookbook?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.66 : Why were so many Vietnams die in the war?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.67 : What do you call the point man on a
Korean patrol?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.68 : How can you tell if there's a Navajo lady in the
audience?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.69 : An Amish who thinks an elevator changes figure by
going inside
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.70 : What goes clip clop, bang?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.71 : Everyone knows each other in Overton,
Nevada
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.72 : For fat people its hereditary, you can see it in
their genes (jeans)
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.73 : What will each particular ethnic group do when
there is only one woman and two men left in a desert island?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.74 : How many Puerto Ricans does it take to steal a
light bulb?
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.75 : A deaf man throws out an interpreter saying,
'There's plenty of hearing people in America'
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.76 : "I ain't no Navajo. I'm a Chicago Ho"
.1 (item)
|
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.77 : What do the Denver Broncos and a tampon have in
common?
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.78 : What do you call a Cambodian with two
dogs?
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.79 : Eskimo would shout 'radio' if he fell off an
igloo
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5 | 16 | 3.1.0.80 : How many greeks does it take to change a light bulb?
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.81 : How do Eskimos make babies?
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.82 : Why do we bury Belgies upside down?
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.83 : Why did they cancel driver education and sex
education in Israel?
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.84 : Wyoming cowboys turned Virgin Mary into Mary after visting
Wyoming
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.85 : What's the most confusing day in
Harlem?
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.86 : God made a mistake when creating men and now we
have white, black and brown colors people
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.87 : Why do Englishmen drink warm beer?
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.88 : Scottish woman mistake doctors from painters
because they all wore white
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.89 : What will Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Baghdad have in
common?
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.90 : Jamaican washes his face and hands using toilet
water
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.91 : Know that your wristwatch is gone when you are in
Napoli or Brazil
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.92 : Why aren't there any more homosexuals in
California?
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.93 : What people are always in a hurry?
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.94 : What are the four seasons in Utah?
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.95 : Why did the North Dakota's wedding
end?
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.96 : What kind of berries do Eskimos eat?
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.97 : If you're an American, hold your breath! If you're
a Pollack, let it out.
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.98 : How do you make a Utah driver mad?
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.99 : Cross an Italian and an Arab
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.100 : Do you know why the wind blows so much in southern Idaho?
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.101 : Did you hear that they want to divide Los Angeles into two new sections?
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.102 : Montana has it's own private zoo. They built a fence around North Dakota
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.103 : Sweedish vasectomy
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.104 : Scotsman falls and hopes he didn't spill whiskey
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.105 : Hillbilly jokes
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.106 : Why is the wind so high around Butte Montana?
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.107 : Cajun man pretends to be Texan
.1 (item)
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5 | 17 | 3.1.0.108 : Fredrick the Great Viking joke
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 1-5 | 3.2.1: Combinations of Two Religions |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 1-4 | 3.2.1.1: LDS and Catholic |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 1 | 3.2.1.1.1 : Mormon frog floats on butter while Catholic frog
drowns
.2 (items)
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6 | 1 | 3.2.1.1.2 : "Good morning, Father."
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6 | 1 | 3.2.1.1.3 : Catholic kittens become Mormon kittens because
their eyes have opened and they saw the light
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6 | 2 | 3.2.1.1.4 : Christ comes to Salt Lake City, not
Rome
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.5 : "Sins are going three for a dollar
today."
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.6 : Catholic boy gets his ear boxed when he says his
father is priest and his mother is nun
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.7 : Easter is when Christ comes out of his grave,
but if he does not see his shadow, he goes back in it
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.8 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
.3 (items)
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.9 : Little boy says he didn't know there was much
difference between Mormons and Catholics when he and little girl take off
clothes
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.10 : "I didn't know you were having a
vision."
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.11 : Father does not punish Notre Dame football
player when he confesses he played dirty against BYU
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.12 : Came to heaven too early so you can go back as
anything
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.13 : Catholic puppies become Mormon puppies because
their eyes have opened and they saw the light
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.14 : Mormon boy and Catholic boy decide to attend
each other's churches
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.15 : Difference between Mormons and
Catholics
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.16 : "You don't know what you are
missing."
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.17 : Boy baptizes his cat after seeing his Mormon
friend baptized.
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6 | 3 | 3.2.1.1.18 : Priest asked Mormon to kill his horse, but
Mormon ended up killing two cows and one horse
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6 | 4 | 3.2.1.1.19 : Mormon jumps out of plane with boy's backpack
instead of parachute
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6 | 5 | 3.2.1.2: Catholic and Judaism |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 5 | 3.2.1.2.1 : "Friends of the groom!"
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6 | 5 | 3.2.1.2.2 : A Priest and a Jewish talked about sin that they
have committed.
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6 | 5 | 3.2.1.2.3 : A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest decided to
go to a boxing match while the Rabbi doesn't know much about boxing.
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6 | 5 | 3.2.1.2.4 : "Funny thing you should mention it!"
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6 | 5 | 3.2.1.0: Miscellaneous |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 5 | 3.2.1.0.1 : Baptists sang "No, Not One" after the
Presbyterians sang "Will There Be Any Star in My Crown."
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6 | 5 | 3.2.1.0.2 : Priest remembers where he left his bike after
preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
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6 | 5 | 3.2.1.0.3 : Mormon in Middle East is crushed by big black
foot when he says "Thank God" instead of "Thank Allah."
.1 (item)
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6 | 5 | 3.2.1.0.4 : How do you tell the difference between a Mormon
and a Jew?
.1 (item)
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6 | 5 | 3.2.1.0.5 : What makes the Presbyterians so special? Are there special places for Mormons to cross?
.1 (item)
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6 | 6-10 | 3.2.2: Combinations of Three or More Religions |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 6-10 | 3.2.2.1 : LDS and _________ and __________ |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 6-7 | 3.2.2.1.1 : "Do you think we should tell him where the
rocks are?"
.43 (items)
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6 | 8 | 3.2.2.1.2 : Mormon bishop saves seed from watermelon filled
with alcohol
.1 (item)
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6 | 8 | 3.2.2.1.3 : "You'll have to go to hell. I don't have time to
make you punch and cookies."
.11 (items)
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6 | 8 | 3.2.2.1.4 : Mormons play around in heaven because they could
not do it on earth
.1 (item)
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6 | 8 | 3.2.2.1.5 : "Jesus Christ, are you here again?"
.3 (items)
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6 | 8 | 3.2.2.1.6 : Mormon has to spell "Albuquerque" in order to
get into heaven
.2 (item)
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6 | 8 | 3.2.2.1.7 : President Kimball's phone bill to heaven is low
because it's a local call
.6 (items)
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6 | 8 | 3.2.2.1.8 : Rabbi spits nails at Christ when he comes second
time
.1 (item)
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6 | 9 | 3.2.2.1.9 : Taxi driver gets into heaven because he had
scared more people than a Bishop, a Rabbi and a Minster
.5 (items)
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6 | 9 | 3.2.2.1.10 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
.2 (items)
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6 | 9 | 3.2.2.1.11 : Mormon bishop writes check for million dollars
and puts in casket of man who gave him the money
.1 (item)
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6 | 9 | 3.2.2.1.12 : "We don't stand a chance, Fanny."
.9 (item)
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6 | 9 | 3.2.2.1.13 : Rabbi is admitted to heaven without any red tape
and is given nice car because he is related to boss
.1 (item)
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6 | 9 | 3.2.2.1.14 : Throw money up in the air and whatever the Lord
wants, he takes it
.7 (items)
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6 | 9 | 3.2.2.1.15 : When does life begins?
.5 (items)
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6 | 10 | 3.2.2.1.16 : Mormon man had multiple wives so that he could
have a golf course
.3 (items)
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6 | 10 | 3.2.2.1.17 : Bishop was born gossip and can't wait to share
ministers confession.
.1 (items)
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6 | 10 | 3.2.2.1.18 : If it's Evangelists, sit on your mother's
lap
.1 (items)
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3: LDS Jokes |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1: Confused Morals |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.1 : Mormon hijacker would have been caught when he
paid his tithing
.1 (item)
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.2 : Relief Society sisters walk out when one sister
says how much prostitute can make
.1 (item)
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.3 : Mormon girls love sex, but will not smoke or
drink
.2 (items)
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.4 : Take two Mormons with you or the one will drink
all your beer
.9 (item)
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.5 : The only place Mormons don't
recognize each other is the liquor store.
.1 (items)
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.6 : How to tell if you are at a Mormon
wedding
.5 (item)
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.7 : What don't Mormons recognize?
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.8 : Polygamy or Monotony
.2 (item)
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.9 : Coffee is not to be drunk and God would never
ask for it
.1 (item)
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6 | 11 | 3.2.3.1.10: Mormon pick-up lines
.1 (item)
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6 | 12 | 3.2.3.1.11: I'm a Mormon, I can't drink coffee
.1 (item)
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6 | 12 | 3.2.3.1.12: What are Mormons favorite wine?
.1 (item)
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6 | 12 | 3.2.3.1.13: How many Mormons does it take
to change a light bulb?
.22 (item)
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6 | 12 | 3.2.3.1.14: How do you get a Mormon girl to stop having sex?
.1 (item)
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6 | 13 | 3.2.3.2: Mormons and Gentiles |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 13 | 3.2.3.2.1 : Boy would be embarrassed if he were not a
Mormon
.1 (item)
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6 | 13 | 3.2.3.2.2 : Truck driver run over motorcycle of man who ate
donut and drank Postum
.1 (item)
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6 | 13 | 3.2.3.2.3 : People want to feel Mormon's horns, so he lets
them
.3 (items)
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6 | 13 | 3.2.3.2.4 : Man thinks he shot Mormon bishop when hunter
described his catch as having two horns and beard
.2 (items)
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6 | 13 | 3.2.3.2.5 : "He's not in our Ward"
.3 (items)
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6 | 13 | 3.2.3.2.6 : Mormons locks their car in church parking lot
because they're afraid someone will leave zucchini in their car
.2 (items)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3: Missionary Work |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.1 : Mormonism is like manure, it has to be spread
around
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.2 : St. Peter asks man who does not know a lot about
Mormons if he would like to know more
.3 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.3 : Two boys decide to just sprinkle cat and let it
go to devil
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.4 : The Greenies Dinner
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.5 : What do toilet bowl cleaners and return
missionaies have in common?
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.6 : "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is
suck the chocolate off them anyway"
.4 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.7 : Why do missionaries have such big
bladders?
.6 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.8 : Missionary asks everyone to stand up and place
their hand on their heart and he said "Now you can say your heart was touched
today"
.2 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.9 : What is return missionaries and Ajax
alike?
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.10 : What is a missionary favorite
reptile?
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.11 : Missionary trains horse to run when he says
"Praise the Lord" and to stop when he says "Amen"
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.12 : Why don't we send sixteen-year-old on missions?
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.13 : What happens to the people who never had a
chance to hear about the Mormon’s god?
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.14 : I have few friends but never walk
alone
.1 (item)
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6 | 14 | 3.2.3.3.15 : New missionary replies to angry woman
.1 (item)
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6 | 15 | 3.2.3.4: Mormons and Money |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 15 | 3.2.3.4.1: Man is willing to pay $1,000 to have church
funeral for his dog
.1 (item)
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6 | 15 | 3.2.3.4.2: LDS stands for "lay down the
silver."
.1 (item)
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6 | 15 | 3.2.3.4.3 : Businessman donates $5,000 to Swiss Temple so
they put, "I was a stranger and you took me in" on the cornerstone
.1 (item)
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6 | 15 | 3.2.3.4.4 : The bad Mormon took $100 because the other
doesn't exist.
.1 (item)
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6 | 15 | 3.2.3.4.5 : Where there's a will, there's a way
.1 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5: Church Meetings |
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Box | Folder | ||
6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.1 : Mormon Standard Time
.2 (items)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.2 : Boy tells mother that at fast and testimony
meeting, sister just bored and bored and bored
.1 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.3 : Sleeping brother stands up in middle of meeting
when bishop asks if they do not think they will go to hell for sleeping in
church
.2 (items)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.4 : Sleeping brother gets up in middle of meeting
and gives closing prayer
.2 (items)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.5 : "I don't think one has to be sloppy to be
humble."
.1 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.6 : Brother tries to swat fly while bearing
testimony, but misses it
.1 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.7 : Man who tries to pull a lady dress and gets two black eyes in return
.3 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.8 : God must have had a sense of humor
.1 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.9 : Make all babies High Priests so that they'll
sleep through sacrament meeting
.3 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.10 : Why God made Sunday a day of rest?
.1 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.11 : "We thank thee God for our profit"
.1 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.12 : Devil scared everyone in the church expect one
and asked "Why didn't you run?"
.1 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.13 : Boy thinks bishop is stingy with sacrament
bread
.1 (item)
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6 | 16 | 3.2.3.5.14 : Little girl says "Will you pass the dang sacrament?"
.1 (item)
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6 | 17-22 | 3.2.3.6: Heaven and Hell |
|
Box | Folder | ||
6 | 17 | 3.2.3.6.1 : President Wilkinson has to get more chalk in
order to write down sins
.2 (items)
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6 | 17 | 3.2.3.6.2 : Mormon lady tells another lady to go to hell
because there are not any Mormons there
.2 (items)
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6 | 17 | 3.2.3.6.3 : "When you die, you can ask him."
.2 (items)
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6 | 17 | 3.2.3.6.4 : St. Peter uses person's sin clock for
fan
.13 (items)
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6 | 18-19 | 3.2.3.6.5 : "You'll have to be quiet because the Mormons
think they're the only ones up here"
.35 (items)
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6 | 20 | 3.2.3.6.6 : "Those damn Mormons have been irrigating
again."
.18 (items)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.7: Man says he will be damned if he will go when
asked to go to St. George
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.8 : Person allowed into heaven when St. Peter finds
out that they knew another person because they had suffered enough
.2 (items)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.9 : When talking about heaven, eyes should light up
but when talking about hell, normal expression would do
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.10 : Check to see if there were baseball games in
heaven?
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.11 : Raise money to install air conditioning in
hell
.2 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.12 : Couples wait to be interviewed and see if they
are qualified to enter heaven
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.13 : "I would sell my house in St. George and move to
hell"
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.14 : Driver gets to go to heaven because he had
scared the hell out of more people than the Bishop
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.15 : "You can put the donkey in the
barn."
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.16 : St. Peter tells Howard Hughes that it is
10%
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.17 : St. Peter determines who can enter heaven by
their IQ
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.18 : "Why don't you go to hell, you won't find
any Mormons there."
.3 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.19 : Relief Society President has to spell
"Melchezidick" in order to get into heaven
.1 (item)
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6 | 21 | 3.2.3.6.20 : "I just saw my Bishop on roller
skates!"
.1 (item)
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6 | 22 | 3.2.3.6.21 : Brigham Young taught the people in hell to build
roads and irrigate.
.1 (item)
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6 | 22 | 3.2.3.6.22 : Bishop, Priest, and Christian scientist go to hell
.1 (item)
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7 | 1-2 | 3.2.3.7: Puns and Word Plays |
|
Box | Folder | ||
7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.1 : Grow marijuana on stake welfare farm.
.2 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.2 : "I am a loaf of bread."
.1 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.3 : Congregation came to conference with appetite
for steak dinner
.1 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.4 : "Bring to pass the immorality and eternal life
of man."
.1 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.5 : Good Mormons, Jack Mormons, and Hijack
Mormons
.4 (items)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.6 : Prayboy and Repenthouse
.1 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.7 : "Hope smiling brightly before us and we know
that deliverance is nigh."
.1 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.8 : Mormon streaker
.7 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.9 : Cross LSD with LDS priest
.2 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.10 : What Mormon bullfrog says
.1 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.11 : Cross J. Golden Kimball with Spencer W.
Kimball
.12 (items)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.12 : Give women the priesthood
.1 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.13 : "Let's get physical."
.1 (item)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.14 : The Other 13 Articles of Faith
.2 (items)
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7 | 1 | 3.2.3.7.15 : 'Fluxuations'
.1 (item)
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.16 : Difference between LDS and LSD?
.6 (item)
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.17 : Play with words found in scriptures
.12 (item)
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.18 : Difference between relief society and priesthood
meeting?
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.19 : What do you call thousands of Mormon at the
bottom of the Great Salt Lake?
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.20 : Why did Mormons change the sacrament from wine
to water?
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.21 : What is a Mormon tequila?
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.22 : What does the LDS and Coke have in
common?
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.23 : Brigham Young words play about
Pioneers
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.24: How many relief society does it take change a
light bulb?
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.25: Why did the mormon throw his clock out the window?
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.26: Mormon Tab and Apple Choir
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.27: J Golden Kimball says to excommunicate young man
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.28: Come, Come, Ye Saints, No toilet paper here
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7 | 2 | 3.2.3.7.29: I can say like Samson of old, I have slain my thousands
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7 | 3-4 | 3.2.3.8: Bishops |
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.1 : Bishop shoots naked girl who says she is
game
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.2 : Bishop calls man S.O.B. in roundabout
way
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.3 : Bishop looks like Dean Martin
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.4 : Bishop goes golfing on Sunday and Lord helps him
get hole-in-one
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.5 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.6 : Bishop goes golfing on Sunday but when he comes
home finds note on door saying "Sorry we missed you, Enoch."
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.7 : Three bishops confess their faults to each
other
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.8 : Bishop buys parrot that only says, "Let us
pray."
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.9 : "With the help of the Lord and a big stick, I
got it back in."
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.10 : Three final wishes for Bishop and _____ and
_____
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.11 : Do you know where God is?
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.12 : "Bishop, I have a divine right!"
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.13 : "Repaint and Thin No More"
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.14 : Bishop has terms for couple to go through the
Mormon temple wedding
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7 | 3 | 3.2.3.8.15 : Bishops were discussing how to get rid of the
bats that had infested the church houses.
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.16 : Bishop holds a sacrament meeting around the
corner of the Catholic Church.
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.17 : Bishop had to give nicknames to brothers who
have the same name
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.18 : Bishop and his wife were not allowed in heaven
for having done one problem in their lifes
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.19 : Bishop could not drink anything at bar because
he has to drive home
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.20 : Bishop and Granola are safe because Stanford
Cazier had jumped out with a knapsack instead of a parachute
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.21 : Bishop decided to play on a slot machine and as
he pulled the handle, he heard a woman saying "Oh, Bishop!"
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.22 : A genie that will grant Bishop a
wish
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.23 : You will be glad that bishops wife doesn't
follow trends
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.24 : Bishop needs more chalk to write his sins on heaven's stair
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.25 : Bishop and a man are the only ones standing to
go to hell
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.26 : The new Bishop only say (explicit) while
listening to a confession
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7 | 4 | 3.2.3.8.27 : Bishop's councilor was born gossip and can't wait to share bishopric's confessions
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7 | 5-6 | 3.2.3.9: Leadership |
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.1 : Food named after church leaders
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.2 : Brigham Young has scouts bring him young Indians
for wives
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.3 : Brigham Young could take any bus and still get
home
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.4 : Brigham Young tells man to eat other half of pie
to get answer to his dream
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.5 : Brigham Young wears roller skates in heaven
because he had so many illegitimate children
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.6 : Why Joseph Fielding Smith lived so
long
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.7 : "Salt the lake."
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.8 : Relief Society says that naked man who ran by
was not in their ward
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.9 : What's (color) and jumps from bed to
bed?
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.10 : Teenage girls can hold the
Priesthood
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.11 : "The Lord heard me ask for water."
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.12 : What did all of Brigham Young's wives have in
common?
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.13 : The origin of how Brigham Young got his
name. (Bring em young)
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.14 : "If there's a will, there's a way."
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7 | 5 | 3.2.3.9.15 : President Benson got pulled over and officers
are wondering who is riding in the back seat.
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.16 : Paramedics accidently carried out multiple men
before they got the right High Priest
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.17 : "Please, kill me before he starts his
speech."
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.18 : Brigham Young answers "Yes Ma'am I am." to every
question
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.19 : Relief Society President won't allow sealing to
a woman who isn't LDS
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.20 : A man was set free because Brigham Young signed
a letter saying he was innocent
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.21 : What do you get when you put an Elder on LSD? (A
high priest)
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.22 : Who wears green and jumps from bed to
bed?
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.23 : Brigham Young sent a note asking people to
settle, but those who can't read stay behind
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.24: High Priests are the poorest speaker ever
seen
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.25: A police got confused when he pulled over
President Hinckley
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7 | 6 | 3.2.3.9.26: Brigham Young's statues has his hand to the bank and
his butt to the church
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7 | 7-10 | 3.2.3.0: Miscellaneous |
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Box | Folder | ||
7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.1: Why Mormons don't have hemorroids?
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.2 : "Heavenly Father is missing and they're trying
to blame it on me."
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.3 : Mormons will baptize you if you're going to swim
in Utah
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.4 : Black remembers going under water for his
baptism as the last thing to happen to him on earth
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.5 : "If these are your quizzies, I'd like to see
your testies."
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.6 : "How do you make pleasure last an
hour?"
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.7 : "We prostate ourselves before thee."
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.8 : "I wear my garments, too."
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.9 : BYU has to give back one yard to the church for
every ten yards they make
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.10 : Sister who takes pill a lot sneezed and
sterilized the whole ward
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.11 : Three smallest books in the world
.1 (item)
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.12 : Bishop asks Brother Peterson to say closing
prayer
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.13 : Partially deaf old man volunteers to change
places with any one who can not hear
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.14 : Boy testifies how glad he is that his parents
are getting married
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.15 : Newspaper is good as far as it is translated
correctly
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.16 : Guy thinks Satan is in room when friends pull
out one of his drawers
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.17 : Utah state bird is changed to stork
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.18 : Mormon insults a man by saying "When you get
home, I hope your mother is waiting for you with a wagging tail and a shiny new
collar"
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.19 : "We had to go up the temple to get
him"
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.20 : "This is a Mormon town. Everybody looks
alike."
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.21 : "There's no hurry. She's not going to hire until
next Tuesday."
.1 (items)
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.22 : Moroni to be replaced with statue of Louis
Armstrong
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.23 : Jack Mormon stole the cookie because Santa
Claus, the Easter Bunny, and intelligent Mormons do not exist
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.24 : Mormon ladies feather flowers
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7 | 7 | 3.2.3.0.25 : Mormon I.Q. Tests
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.26 : I eat carrots because I'm a Mormon
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.27 : Mormon cowboy became a kid-herder
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.28 : "You should have seen the garden last year when
the Lord was working on it by himself."
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.29 : "The whole Mormon Tabernacle Choir is out
there!"
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.30 : "You don't have to swear about it, just give me
the gosh-darn number"
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.31 : A non-member thought that grapes have a
particular religious meaning to Mormons.
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.32 : "Lord, help us to be more
passionate"
.1 (item)
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.33 : Rumor about building a floating temple in the
south pacific
.1 (item)
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.34 : Crows are black because they wouldn't help eat
the crickets/seagulls (Mormon and Black)
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7 | 8 | 3.2.3.0.35 : White Salamander is the new drink; one taste and
you're bombed
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.36 : Mormon stops drinking after being
baptized
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.37 : Missouri and California are celebrating pioneer
day because Mormons had left Missouri, and they never made it to California
.1 (item)
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.38: Pollack jokes are made short so that Mormons can
understand them
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.39: What does Mormon put behind her ears to make her
more attractive?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.40: Why Utah got the Mormons?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.41: Where do fat Mormons go when they
die?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.42: What do Mormon girls do when they find out that
there is beer at a party?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.43: What do you get when you play the Mormon
Tabernacle Choir backwards?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.44: Why do you call a Mormon on drugs?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.45: What do Mormons and garbage have in
common?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.46: What do you call a Mormon
gynecologist?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.47: Why do Nephites have such big arms?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.48: What does a Mormon get when he is excommunicated?
.2 (item)
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.49: Why are Mormon girls so good looking?
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7 | 9 | 3.2.3.0.50: Why did the Mormon cut a hole in the floor?
.1 (item)
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7 | 10 | 3.2.3.0.51: Why did the mormon bury his car?
.1 (item)
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7 | 10 | 3.2.3.0.52: Questionnaire for returned sister missionaries
.1 (item)
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7 | 10 | 3.2.3.0.53: Tame-A-Tummy competition for missionaries
.1 (item)
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7 | 10 | 3.2.3.0.54: Brigham Young tells woman having trouble with husband to not go to hell
.1 (item)
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7 | 11-12 | 3.2.4: Catholic Jokes |
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.1 : "Hello, Father."
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.2 : Girl wants to become prostitute, but nun thought
she said Protestant
.2 (item)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.3 : Priest said, "Oh, wow!" when he heard his first
confession
.1 (item)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.4 : Nun has her first cigarette and first drink while
waiting to get out of hell, and then decides she does not want to
leave
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.5 : Parrot recites "Hail Mary" or "Our Father"
depending on which leg is pulled
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.6 : Parrot says it is prostitute and the priest's
parrot says their prayers have been answered
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.7 : What is black and white and black and white
and..
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.8 : Nuns use a bed pan in which they get gas for their
car
.2 (items)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.9 : Priest takes gas without paying after attendant
says there is not any gas
.1 (item)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.10 : Catholics start baptizing for the dead
.3 (items)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.11 : Irish priest who hates English implies that Judas
Iscariot was English
.2 (item)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.12 : Pope makes blind man lame
.1 (item)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.13 : "You were born Protestant, you were raised
Protestant, but now you are Catholic."
.1 (item)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.14 : Pope tells people to get off lawn
.1 (item)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.15 : How they choose new pope
.1 (item)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.16 : Pope is holier and took on deeper meaning after he
was shot
.1 (item)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.17 : "Damn it, I missed again!"
.3 (items)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.18 : A mix up occured and Pope went to hell
.1 (items)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.19 : Priest hires little boy to release dove during his
sermon on the Holy Ghost
.1 (items)
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7 | 11 | 3.2.4.20 : The new Sydney Poitier is called "Guess Who's
Coming to Priesthood"
.1 (items)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.21 : Priest drank liquor to feel relax on his first
sermon
.2 (items)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.22 : What happen when a Protestant and a Catholic went
to the confession together?
.1 (items)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.23 : Pope received a speeding ticket
.1 (items)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.24 : Will pope take $5,000,000 donation while losing
the Pilsbury account?
.1 (items)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.25 : What do you call a nun walking down the
street?
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.26 : Why did the Catholic priest wear boxer shorts
in the shower?
.3 (items)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.27 : A Priest reuses the f-word while a man confessed
about missing the putt.
.1 (items)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.28: Drunk priest refers Jesus as Son and Holy Ghost of
Big Daddy
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.29: Boy got a good grade after moving to a catholic
school
.1 (items)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.30: What did the Pope raise all of the urinals at the Vatican?
.1 (items)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.31: "I'll be damned"
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.32: It Sure is Dark in Here
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.33: Clergy asks to see all scriptures after death and finds mistranslation
.2 (item)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.34: Scottish priest who hates English implies that Judas Iscariot was English
.1 (item)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.35: You'll have to be quiet because the Catholics think they're the only ones
.1 (item)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.36: Why don't you go to hell, you won't find any Catholics there
.1 (item)
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7 | 12 | 3.2.4.37: Young boy kidnaps statue of the Virgin Mary to get bike for Christmas
.1 (item)
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7 | 13 | 3.2.5: Baptist Jokes |
|
Box | Folder | ||
7 | 13 | 3.2.5.1 : Preacher remembers where he left bike after
preaching about "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."
.1 (item)
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7 | 13 | 3.2.5.2 : "I won't tell if you don't."
.1 (item)
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7 | 14 | 3.2.6: Buddhist Jokes |
|
Box | Folder | ||
7 | 14 | 3.2.6.1 : "Yelled budda, budda, budda" to escape from failed
parachute"
.4 (item)
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7 | 14 | 3.2.6.2 : Monk asks for hot dog with everything
.1 (item)
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7 | 15-19 | 3.2.0: Miscellaneous |
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Box | Folder | ||
7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1 : Question and Answer Jokes |
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Box | Folder | ||
7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.1 : The earliest use of laxative is found in the
Bible?
.2 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.2 : When does the Bible first talk about
cigarettes?
.2 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.3 : God was a girl?
.2 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.4 : Why are Mormons such good Frenchers?
.2 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.5 : At what season did Eve eat the
apple?
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.6 : There was a car in the Garden of
Eden?
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.7 : Who was the fastest runner in the
Bible?
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.8 : What book in the Bible can be found on a
clock?
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.9 : What man in the Bible had no father?
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.10 : What do you get when you mix castor oil and holy
water?
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.11 : How do you make Holy Water?
.2 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.12 : Noah was the first businessman
.2 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.13 : Why couldn't they play cards on Noah's
ark?
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.14 : Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the
ark?
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.15 : What's the telephone number to the garden of
Eden?
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.1.16 : Why was Goliath surprised when David hit him with the stone?
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.2 : Minister prepares extravagant Easter sermon, but
only one person comes
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.3 : Congregation repeats all that the minister says,
even when he says that he left his glasses at home
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.4 : Preacher asks man if he is ready for Judgment
Day
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.5 : Boy meets father coming down ladder for more chalk
so he can finish writing sins
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.6 : St. Peter writes a letter to the 5% of the earth's
population that has not committed adultery
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.7 : "If we're going to be saved, we're going to have
to get on the ball."
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.8 : Fraternity will pledge anyone who can turn water
into wine
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.9 : A man, while being translated, is put back for
lying when he says he is not worthy
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.10 : Preacher asks a man if he has found the
Lord
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.11 : Black asks Lord to fill him up during a
sermon
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.12 : Old prospector prays and tells Lord that he has
not bothered him for 35 years and won't bother him for another 35 years if he
saved him from the flood
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.13 : Man in a flood prays for help, but then says he
does not need it when he finds a log to hold onto
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.14 : Guardian angel can go faster than 55
m.p.h
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.15 : "The shell is still here but the nut has gone to
heaven."
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.16 : God asks Oral Roberts to help him with back
pain
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.17 : Small boy thinks angels performed his
operation
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.18 : Sheepherder prays for provisions when runs out of
food
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.19 : God tries to create woman from man so she will be
modest and chaste, but fails
.1 (item)
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7 | 15 | 3.2.0.20 : Untouchable does not want to come back as cow for
fear of ending up in Texas
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.21 : Preacher hires little boy to release dove during
his sermon on the Holy Ghost
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.22 : Sleeping man is stuck with pin by lady and he
yells, "God Almighty," just as the minister asks question
.1 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.23 : Pastor remembers where he left bike while
preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.24 : Old maid donates $1,000 so she can choose any hymn
she wants
.1 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.25 : Man asks God if a minute of his time is like a
thousand years and if a penny is like a fortune
.3 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.26 : Man confesses that he took the Lord's name in vain
after missing four inch putt
.1 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.27 : Wings given to people in heaven fall off when they
think dirty thoughts
.1 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.28 : Beautiful woman punished for sins by having to be
with man
.1 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.29 : Jesus Christ and ____ go golfing and Christ
cheated to win.
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.30 : Man asks for bridge and to know everything about
women, God's answers by asking two or four lanes
.2 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.31 : City dude tries saddling a horse
.1 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.32 : Huge bear prays to bless food it's about to
partake.
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.33 : A pastor ate all the peanuts from an elderly house
because the elderly has no teeth.
.1 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.34 : "Be quiet! I'm talking with your
mother!"
.1 (item)
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7 | 16 | 3.2.0.35 : God goes golfing with his dad and
Moses
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.36 : Adam offers his rib to create a
companion
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.37 : St. Peter and God send a plaque to the good human
on earth
.1 (item)
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.38 : Heaven's reward to those who are
faithful
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.39 : Little girl will not pray after teacher says that
God has no ears.
.1 (item)
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.40 : Will be given five dollars if you can say one of
the Ten Commandments
.1 (item)
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.41 : Bibles for sale.
.1 (item)
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.42 : St. Peter refused to let a man into heaven for
paying 10 cent tithes in his life.
.1 (item)
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.43 : "I sent a row boat and a helicopter, what more did
you want?"
.2 (item)
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.44 : "Repaint, and thin no more."
.5 (item)
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7 | 17 | 3.2.0.45 : "Trying to teach us how to do
business!"
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.46 : Love should be built entirely on love and not
lust.
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.47 : Man started speaking spanish when God took his
brain away
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.48 : A man asks God to save him when he was falling off
the roof, but when his shirt was hooked onto a nail, he responds "Never mind, I
saved my self"
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.49 : Only a person with the most horrible death can
pass through the heaven gate
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.50 : Where you find four Episcopalians, you find a
fifth
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.51 : St. Peter gives either beautiful or ugly eternal
mate based on what people have done on earth
.7 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.52 : Easter is when Christ died and three days later
when he arose from his tomb, that if he saw his shadow, it meant another three
weeks of winter
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.53 : A woman was willing to marry a man when she heard
a voice from the God and God was a Scandinavian
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.54 : Boy decided to become a minister when he grows up
because it will be more fun to stand up and yell at people than to sit still and
listen on every Sunday
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.55 : Preacher trains horse to run when he says "Praise
the Lord" and to stop when he says "Amen"
.3 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.56 : Parrot causes trouble at church by copying every
word people are saying
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.57 : Man claims to never be nagged at in order to get
into heaven
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.58 : Pilot was given the choice of hells and he picked
the stewardess's hell to die in
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.59 : What is 667? (666 is the mark for the
devil)
.1 (item)
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7 | 18 | 3.2.0.60 : A dead cowboy said to the live cowboy that there
is a team roping in heaven but you're healing for me on Saturday
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.61 : It wasn't practical to run a kitchen in the heaven
because they are only two people
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.62 : St. Peter uses a 3x5 card for person's
sin
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.63 : "Break is over, back on your heads
everyone"
.4 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.64 : Did you know that the first time computes were
ever mentioned was in the Garden of Eden?
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.65 : God likes to play doctor once in a
while
.3 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.66 : How did we get our belly buttons?
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.67 : The first motorcycle that was mentioned in the
bible is called “Triumph”
.4 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.68 : Who is the greatest doctor of all time in the
bible?
.2 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.69: Star Valley is the real location of
heaven
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.70: Betrayal is the same as Judas Iscariot asking
Jesus to pass him a tea
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.71: God says to give back a man's money and tell him
to go to hell
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.72: Jesus was borned in a manger because his mother,
who is jewish wasn't allowed to rent a room
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.73: Why did god create man before woman?
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.74: Why can't Jesus eat M'M (M and M)?
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.75: Eve can count Adam's rib to see if he's cheatig or not
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.76: Adam is the happiest man on earth because he didn't have a
mother-in-law?
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.77: What did the Cashew say to the Peanut?
Digital Items: 1
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.78: Peter, Paul, and Mary (musical group) introductions at concert
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.79: Man mistakes thieves in cemetary for God and Devil
.1 (item)
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7 | 19 | 3.2.0.80: God's favorite team is the Utah Jazz
.1 (item)
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8 | 1-8 | 3.3: Courtship, Marriage and Family |
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Box | Folder | ||
8 | 1 | 3.3.1: Courtship |
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Box | Folder | ||
8 | 1 | 3.3.1.1 : Man looking for perfect woman, finds her but she
is looking for perfect man. (Folder 1)
.1 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.2 : Prince looking for most beautiful wife marries
princess who is just a bit pregnant
.1 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.3 : "Sinner, sinner, down below, pucker up and let it
go."
.1 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.4 : Why are there plain looking wives?
.1 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.5 : Bridegroom looks stunned
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.6 : God made foolish women so they would love
men
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.7 : Guy passes gas at his date's house hoping they
will think it is dog
.2 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.8 : Woman starts talking non-stop after a man has
proposed
.1 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.9 : Men and women will always think differently even
after being together for six months
.1 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.10 : Man says 'Aha! Experience' every time he makes the
woman agreed with him
.2 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.11 : Man wasn't sure whether he should go on a date or
see a Phrenologist
.1 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.12 : “You'll have to ask my father first before you can
marry me”
.1 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.13: Bride wears white because she is the happiest and
groom wears black because...
.2 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.14: Application to date daughter
.1 (item)
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8 | 1 | 3.3.1.15: Girl passes gas on date, doesn't realize other people are in the car
.1 (item)
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8 | 2-5 | 3.3.2: Marriage and Couples |
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Box | Folder | ||
8 | 2 | 3.3.2.1 : Set up salon in house so wife can make
money
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.2 : Woman buys Fussy-Buggar to protect herself from
drunk husband
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.3 : After shooting mule for stopping three times,
husband warns his wife, "That's once."
.6 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.4 : Young man asks new wife to sing after seeing her
in morning
.2 (items)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.5 : Man gets part in play as husband; too bad it isn't
a speaking part
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.6 : Husband was last resort
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.7 : Man has wife on knees trying to get him to come
out from under bed
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.8 : After argument, man asks wife if she is related to
some mules
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.9 : Woman wants to show painter where husband put his
hand last night
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.10 : Man wants to borrow Doberman Pinchers that killed
another man's mother-in-law
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.11 : Man pushes refrigerator onto man who he suspected
was fooling around with his wife, but the real culprit was in the
refrigerator
.4 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.12 : Reason why there are so many Brighams, Hunsakers,
and Tolmans in Honeyville
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.13 : Husband asks wife what doctor said about forty
year old [butt] and replies that name never came up
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.14 : Lady will not fix supper for husband, so he
threatens not to see her
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.15 : Husband sends the wrong card to the widow saying
‘I miss you. I wish you were here. It’s a lot hotter here than I’d
expected”
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.16 : Woman thinks nurses named daughter for her; female
(pronounced femily)
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.17 : After a deaf couple checks into a motel, husband
went to get something that was left in the car and when he came back, but he
forgets which room was his
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.18 : Officer hates his mother-in-law
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.19 : Couple didn't want to further than holding
hands
.1 (item)
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8 | 2 | 3.3.2.20 : Husband will bury a burglar in the morning
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.21 : Husband wouldn't want to fix the flat tire because
he isn't Mr. Goodwrench and wife wouldn't want to bake a cake because she isn't
Betty Crocker
.2 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.22 : Wife needs to hear her husband excuse for being
home late
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.23 : Man gets to have three wishes and everything he
gets, his mother-in-law gets twice as much
.3 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.24 : Man gets kick by his mother-in-law every time he
swears
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.25 : Wife sold her husband’s new Mercedes Benz for 75
dollars because he cheated on her
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.26 : Married couples need to have daylight between
thier bodies when dancing
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.27 : How is hurricane like a bad marriage?
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.28 : Husband knew that his drinking habit is causing
illness, but he lied to his wife saying he has Syncopation
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.29 : Old couple wanted to eat ice cream with chocolate
topping on their anniversary, but the husband bought a carton of eggs instead
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.30 : A married man is not the man of the house, but
just someone who is being trained
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.31 : Old couple always share their meal because one had
to wait for another to use the false teeth
.2 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.32 : Newlywed couple exchanges pant on their first
honeymoon night
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.33 : Husband decided to let his wife drive the cruise
while he took a nap
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.34 : Milkman is found dead while his wife was
delivering a baby
.7 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.35 : Husband has planned to marry a left handed women
when his wife die
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.36 : Old man had lived in a very healthy condition
because he'd always get some fresh air whenever he is in an argument with is wife
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.37 : Marriage is like a three ring circus: first, the
engagement ring, second, the wedding ring and last, the suffering
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.38 : There are noun and common noun on how you called
your wife.
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.39 : A lady had three husbands, but never had sex with
any of them
.1 (item)
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8 | 3 | 3.3.2.40 : How do you know when a man's wife is out of
town?
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.41 : Old couple had been dating for a long time and old
man would only marry her if she can guess his age
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.42 : How many people are you going to marry on July
eleventh?
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.43 : Wife can't wait to tell her husband that he is
going to die soon
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.44 : "Probably the carburetor, the generator or the
alternator"
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.45 : A wife was told to wait for the contractions to be
seven to ten minutes apart before she can come to the hospital for birth
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.46 : Wife knew that her drunk husband breath would not
smell like alcohol so she asked him to blow form the other end
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.47 : A newlywed was staying at a hotel and decided to
eat breakfast in bed. When they ordered breakfast for two, came a voice saying
‘Make it three’ from under the bed.
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.48 : Husband was upset with his wife for only allowing
him to hold her and asked him to respect her emotional needs
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.49 : If you don't like the way my wife (husband)
drives, stay off the sidewalk
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.50 : Man (golfer) is still out playing golf on his wife
funeral day
.2 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.51 : Definition of a hen-pecked is a sterile man who
afraid to tell his pregnant wife
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.52 : Newly married couple did the laundry by hand
because it was a small load
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.53 : Married couple got to go on a guilt trip when the
wife refuses to buy the husband a bike
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.54 : Put a remote control between a man's toes to make
him sit-up
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.55 : "He only done it twice, once with me and once with
the neighbor"
.2 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.56 : Husband wishes for wife to look before she
leaks
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.57 : Two men found their wives and mistress at the
bottom of hill
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.58 : Who's really in charge? (Husband or wife)
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.59 : Why shouldn't husbands go bra shopping without
wives?
.1 (item)
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8 | 4 | 3.3.2.60 : Husband left a big box for his wife and gone
missing on their anniversary
.1 (item)
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8 | 5 | 3.3.2.61 : Husband doesn't want to laugh when he has a
Chapped lips
.1 (item)
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8 | 5 | 3.3.2.62: "I don't complain when you buy a bra"
.2 (item)
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8 | 5 | 3.3.2.63: Man runs away from police because he thinks his with is with them
.1 (item)
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8 | 5 | 3.3.2.64: Man buys looking glass, wife think's it a woman he's been running around with
.1 (item)
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8 | 5 | 3.3.2.65: Woman tells man he can go further, so he keeps driving
.1 (item)
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8 | 5 | 3.3.2.66: Wife sells eggs whenever she gets frustrated with husband
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8 | 6-8 | 3.3.3: Children |
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Box | Folder | ||
8 | 6 | 3.3.3.1 : Little boy's turtle gets blisters on its feet.
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.2 : Boy brings his teacher puppy in sack, and she
tries to guess what is it after licking her finger after touching wet
spot
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.3 : Boy snags and tears seat of pants while trying to
get to school on time
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.4 : Little boy makes Gatorade out of pet
alligators
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.5 : Father tells little boy to whisper in ear when he
has to pee
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.6 : Test tube baby has birthmark that says
Pyrex
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.7 : Two boys, after talking intellectually, have to go
back to class and string beads
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.8 : When father wants to have talk with son about sex,
the son asks him what he wants to know
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.9 : Joe Montana parents spent so much money on Joe to
go to college, but all they got was a quarter back
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.10 : Little boy proves that he is toughest because he
can wear out his grandmother in two hours
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.11 : Boy writes answers to his test questions on his
underwear
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.12 : Old couple wait until children die before they get
divorce
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.13 : Have you heard the joke they don't tell little
girls?
.1 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.14 : Father refuses to let his daughter go on a date
because of the man's name (Chuck or Rex)
.4 (item)
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.15 : Little boy refuses to give the phone to the grown
up because they are looking for him
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.16 : Why do people who live in Newton only have four
kids?
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.17 : Twins swears at their father as they were asking
about corn flakes
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.18 : Boy doesn't want to live with his mom or dad
because they beat him up
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.19 : Sisters hated freckles so much that they would
washed their face with rotten eggs
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8 | 6 | 3.3.3.20 : Man wanted a 'little red ball' ever since he was a
little boy and now that he’s an adult, he still can’t have it because he died in
an accident
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.21 : Boy found out all about his grandmother from her
driver licence and even how she got an 'F' in sex
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.22 : A boy who got yelled for sucking his
thumb
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.23 : Both Sociologist and a poor man have twins, but
why is the Sociologist happy and the poor man is sad?
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.24 : Mother wouldn't let her son hiss in the house so
he went outside and hiss in someone else’s pit
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.25 : A little boy mistakes checks for money
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.26 : Boy can go to Disneyland if he can make his
grandmother croaks
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.27 : Mother told her son that he must go to school
because he is the principal
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.28 : Mother names all her 19 children with the name
'Juan'
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.29 : Boy driving tricycle gets his suspenders caught in
door of sport car
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.30 : Three boys who found a ten dollar bill decided to
buy a Tampax so that they can go sailing, horseback riding, swimming and to the
movie
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.31 : Boy wouldn't want to cut his hair because Jesus
had a long hair his entire life
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.32 : Two little boys are going 'after you, no after
you' in a preganant woman
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.33 : Babies were picked out by any mother who recover
first
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.34 : Grandmother wishes for her little boy back to
shore, but when he came back, his hat was missing
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.35 : Grandmother shot two birds when she ate beans with
BB's in it
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.36 : Mother told her son that humans are made from
dust
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.37 : Boy was scared of his dad grabing his legs than a
ghost
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.38 : Family left her little boy after seeing watermelon
in the attic
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.39 : "I bet he won't ever try to hide in there again"
said the little boy after seeing her mother gave birth
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8 | 7 | 3.3.3.40 : A boy who does what dad said “I’m pooping pills,
eating’ puss, and hauling’ ass”
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.41 : A man wanted to show his children that gambling
was bad and you lose your money by playing on slot machines, but he ended up
winning the jackpot
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.42 : Johnny's mother has three sons, the oldest one is
named Jake, the second son is named Jeff and what did she name her youngest son?
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.43 : Boy kills bee and no honey for a month, boy kills
butterfly and no butter for a month and when mom kills cockroach, guess what
happen?
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.44 : Boy who got his intelligence from his dad
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.45 : Boy was scared of the sound 'Thump Drag, Thump
Drag' but in truth, it was just his parents casting dance downstairs
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.46 : Little boy cried when his dad ate half of the worm
that he wanted
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.47 : What is the difference between boogers and
brocolli?
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.48 : Son uses dollar sign to hint his dad that he needs
money and his dad uses the same way to hint his son to say no
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.49 : Single mom had to constantly slap a man she is
dating because his pacemaker is always low on batteries
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.50: Little girl afraid of little men from Rice
Krispies
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.51: 'What does your father do for a living?'
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.52: What's it called when twins are born?
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.53: Child License required
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.54: Children getting clothes from Mervyns
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.55: Teacher calls for order, student orders
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.56: Have you heard about the illegitimate rice krispy?
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.57: Is this ice cream pure?
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.58: Littly Jimmy discovers there are no natural births in his family
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.59: Hi, my name's Chubs
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8 | 8 | 3.3.3.60: Family answers question to where they are with "Willard"
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8 | 9-22 | 3.4: Occupational |
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8 | 9-10 | 3.4.1: Medical |
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.1 : Nurse cures patient of exhibitionism by saying
that he just does not have it
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.2 : Patient fills urine specimen bottle with 7-Up and
drinks it again
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.3 : Some babies born with tails but doctors cut them
off
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.4 : "Some bum stole my pen."
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.5 : Plastic surgeon's sign says, "Come in and pick up
your nose."
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.6 : A bacteria decides to take the 7:15
out
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.7 : Why doctors wear masks when they
operate
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.8 : Doctor knows the difference between walnut
daiquiri and hickory diaquiri
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.9 : What is the difference between a nurse and a
nun?
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.10 : Doctor gave an automatic vasectomy to a
patient
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.11 : "It has never been used"
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.12 : Surgical procedure on accountant vs. lawyer
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.13 : Patient didn't have any rectum so he put the
medicine in his postum
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.14 : Doctor mixes up the patient files and not sure
whether the patient has AIDS or Alzheimer
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.15 : Patient wears tight pants causing him to have a
really bad headache
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.16 : Doctor was surprised to see a very healthy men who
is 52 years old
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.17 : What do you call it when you have your appendix
taken out?
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.18 : Who was the greatest doctor in the Old
Testament?
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.19 : Doctor's granny always said to put hot compresses
for bruises
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8 | 9 | 3.4.1.20 : Patient understands the bad news and not the
really bad news
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.21 : "He wants your short"
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.22 : "That's easy, one time in August and the other in
January"
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.23 : Patient had been sitting on the waste basket
causing him to have a back pain
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.24 : What is the difference between a mechanic and a
doctor?
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.25 : Why don't snakes bite doctor?
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.26 : "He says yer gonna die"
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.27 : Cowboy who refuses shot to have his wisdom tooth
remove
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.28 : Pillsbury Doughboy has a yeast infection
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.29 : Doctor found shoes buyer for a patient before he’s
going to amputate the patient’s feet
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.30 : What do you call a doctor who flunked out of
medical school?
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.31 : Dentist can't afford to marry his best
patient
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.32: A man always wanted to be a doctor, but he doesn't
have any patience
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.33: Why do doctors slap the backside of
babies?
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.34: What do you call a gay orthodontist?
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.35: Doctor instructs patient to wear pumps
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8 | 10 | 3.4.1.36: Doctor diagnoses ezaskelies
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2: Psychology |
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.1 : Patient says first sane thing he's said in twenty
years during a doctor's speech
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.2 : Conversation when two psychiatrists meet: "You're
find. How am I?"
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.3 : A Psychotic lives in a dream castle and a
psychiatrist collect the rent
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.4 : Proctologist and psychiatrist searches for their
partnership name to go into business
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.5 : Man wanted a second opinion when the psychiatrist
says he's nut
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.6 : Man thinks that the psychiatrist is drawing dirty
pictures when he sees a straight line on a paper
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.7 : How many psychologists does it take to change a
light bulb?
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.8: A psychiatrist says that one good thing about
Kleptomania is that you can always take something for it
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.9: What did the psychiatrist tell the patient after having a session
with him while the patient wore nothing but ssaran wrap?
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.10: "I'd take him to a psychiatrist, but
we need the fish for dinner"
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8 | 11 | 3.4.2.11: A psychiatrist told me that one good thing about kleptomania
is that you can always take something for it.
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3: Military |
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.1 : Marine can tell Army officer is from West Point
because he saw ring on finger while he was picking his nose
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.2 : Sergeant tells everyone with father to step
forward, but tells one man not to move so fast
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.3 : Two soldiers sneak a pig on base by dressing it up
and saying it's name is "Oink."
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.4 : Young man joins Navy and makes bloop machine which
goes "Bloop" when it's pushed overboard
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.5 : Tomorrow if it rains, it looks as if the sun will
eclipse the Colonel in the gym. It's a shame this does not occur every
day.
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.6 : What do Marines and bananas have in
common?
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.7 : How the army changes underwear
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.8 : What is the difference between an enlisted man and
an officer?
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.9 : How do you get a Marine to run into a brick
wall?
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.10 : Cheif was warned not to drink the coffee, but when
he did, he spent 3 hours on the toilet
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.11 : "You have to HALT 3 times before you
shoot"
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.12 : Sergeant Job was to tell the men in the platoon
that their parents passed away
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.13 : Where does the General keep his armies?
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.14 : A man was shot by a soldier because the soldier
knew that he would never make it home
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.15: Who is the secretary of the Marines?
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.16: What do you call a Marine with
an I.Q. of 110? (A platoon)
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.17: In Marine camp, soldiers are taught to wash their hands after going to the bathroom, but
in Navy camp, soldiers are taught not to pee on their hands
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.18: Littly boy wants to be a marine, but tells Green Beret he's not a real marine
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8 | 12 | 3.4.3.19: Two privates dig a hole, General wants to know if it's a foxhole
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4: Teaching |
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Box | Folder | ||
8 | 13 | 3.4.4.1 : Professor got out of grading papers by telling the
student that papers were bad and had to be re-written
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4.2 : Ninety percent is required to pass test. Teacher
is only one in world who knows the answers to two of ten questions
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4.3 : "What has four legs swimming and two legs
flying?"
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4.4 : "Last one to the van is a jackass"
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4.5 : Professor asks students to identify birds by
showing its feet
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4.6 : Student asks to be excuse for attending a hearing
aid batteries funeral
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4.7 : Teacher sent student home for joking with his
name
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4.8 : Teacher asks students to explain what being poor
meant to them
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4.9: Why did the school teacher
wear sunglasses to school?
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8 | 13 | 3.4.4.10: Student turns in test late, but teacher doesn't know who he is
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8 | 14 | 3.4.5: Scientist |
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8 | 14 | 3.4.5.1 : Scientist deducts that frog without legs is deaf
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8 | 14 | 3.4.5.2 : How is a chemist different from a
geochemist?
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8 | 14 | 3.4.5.3 : Scientists of the sixteenth century
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8 | 15-16 | 3.4.6: Court |
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Box | Folder | ||
8 | 15 | 3.4.6.1 : What is wrong with a lawyer buried up
to his neck in sand?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.2 : What is the difference between a dead lawyer in
the road and a snake in the road?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.3 : Lawyer didn't hesitate to write the dead man a
check for the whole amount
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.4 : "How does an owl taste like?"
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.5 : What's the easiest way to have your life passed
before your eyes?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.6 : What's worst about a 1997 Cadillac El Dorado going
over a cliff with five lawyers inside?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.7 : I want a little silver statue of a
lawyer
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.8 : A lawyer, a politician and an accountant jump off
a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.9 : What do a sperm and an attorney have in
common?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.10 : Butcher sends a bill to a lawyer, but he ended up
getting another bill for legal services rendered
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.11 : St. Peter wanted to take the Satan to the court, but
he doesn't know where to find a lawyer
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.12 : Judge threw out a man's case because he didn't
have any leg
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.13 : Butcher backed into his grinder and got a little
behind in his work
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.14 : Lawyers are going to be use in a lab experiment
soon
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.15 : How can you tell when a lawyer is
lying?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.16 : Why do lawyers wear neckties?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.17 : Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps
and California has all the lawyers?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.18 : Man needed a lawyer bronze that will lure lawyers
in
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.19 : What do you get when you cross a police dog and a
skunk?
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8 | 15 | 3.4.6.20: American throws out a lawyer saying, 'There's
plenty more where that came from'
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8 | 16 | 3.4.6.21: What's black and brown and looks good on a
lawyer?
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8 | 16 | 3.4.6.22: What do you do when you see a lawyer
staggering?
.1 (item)
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8 | 16 | 3.4.6.23: How many lawyers does it take to change a
light bulb?
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8 | 16 | 3.4.6.24: Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet under, instead of
only 6 feet?
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8 | 16 | 3.4.6.25: Why do they bury lawyers face down?
.1 (item)
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8 | 16 | 3.4.6.26: Six thousand ants dressed up as rice, I know a few of them
.1 (item)
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7: Farmer |
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Box | Folder | ||
8 | 17 | 3.4.7.1 : If you eat sheep turd, it will make you smarter
.1 (item)
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.2 : "Two of the pigs are in the back of the truck and
the other one is the front seat honking the horn"
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.3 : "If i ever catch you wearing my cloths again, you
will be fired"
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.4 : Rancher always avoid his turn when it comes to
cooking
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.5 : Farmer misunderstands the meaning when an attorney
asked if he wanted to open a case
.1 (item)
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.6 : "Where do i sign?"
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.7 : Farmer gets the same price for his wheat when
mules go to the market without him
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.8 : Farmer tells policeman how hippies are telling
lies about their death
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.9 : Farmer gives away answer about how many chickens
are in the sack
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.10 : Farmer had an old pickup truck that can't get from
one end to the other on a spread
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.11 : Farmer walked into a barn and said
'Ow'
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.12 : What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his
tractor?
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.13 : What kind of horses frighten farmers?
.1 (item)
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.14 : A farmer was prosecuted for child abuse when he
willed the farm to his son
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.15 : Farmers stopped a fire broke out in a town by
accident
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.16 : Difference between a farmer and a
seagull
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.17 : New tractors without seat or a steering wheel are
for farmers
.2 (item)
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.18: Why is the John Deere tractor painted green?
.1 (item)
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.19: "Ahh hell, ya dunoo (explicit)" said the farmer,
when the business man doesn't know the answer to his quesiton
.1 (item)
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.20: Farmer has trouble with crops, prays for rain, and tells God "for others they sing"
.1 (item)
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8 | 17 | 3.4.7.21: Want ad for woman with a tractor
.1 (item)
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8 | 18 | 3.4.8: Salesman |
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Box | Folder | ||
8 | 18 | 3.4.8.1 : Salesman surprised everyone for selling 5000
toothbrushes
.1 (item)
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8 | 18 | 3.4.8.2 : Salesman was asked to sleep with the farmer's sons
and he responds "I must be in the wrong Joke."
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8 | 18 | 3.4.8.3 : "A used car salesman"
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8 | 18 | 3.4.8.4 : Three computer salesmen were ventured out to the
farmer’s daughter and when they were caught, one salesman responded “Nobody, just
me the cat”
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 18 | 3.4.8.5 : Salesmen killed themselves for taking the haunted
room in a hotel
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 18 | 3.4.8.6 : "Your fingers will be cleaned by human
lips"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 18 | 3.4.8.7 : List of salesman excuse stories
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 18 | 3.4.8.8 : Salesman spent two hours helping a man looking for
suits and the man later responds “let me bring my wife into to look.”
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 18 | 3.4.8.9 : Two for a nickel, three for a dime.
.1 (item)
|
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8 | 18 | 3.4.8.10 : Salesman that will get the job: who got most
[crap] to stick to wall of building
.1 (item)
|
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8 | 18 | 3.4.8.11 : She was only a real estate agent's daughter, but i
like her a lot
.1 (item)
|
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8 | 18 | 3.4.8.12 : Salesman is schedule for a presentation in an hour
but his tire was flat on his way and he didn't have a jack to fix it
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 19 | 3.4.9: Waiter |
|
Box | Folder | ||
8 | 19 | 3.4.9.1 : Waiter put his thumb on a steak so that it doesn't
fall
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 19 | 3.4.9.2 : "I'll just have the soup, thanks"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 19 | 3.4.9.3 : "Waitress knows how to integrals x
squared"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 19 | 3.4.9.4 : What is the best way to see a flying
saucer?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 19 | 3.4.9.5: Waitress sues her co-worker on assault of using
congealed weapon (Jell-O)
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 19 | 3.4.9.6: What international catastrophes would be caused by a waiter
dropping a platter on Thanksgiving?
.1 (item)
|
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8 | 20-22 | 3.4.0: Miscellaneous |
|
Box | Folder | ||
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.1 : What do you call a thousand accountants at the
bottom of a lake?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.2 : Guitar player does not do anything fancy because
he's already found it
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.3 : Worker takes out wooden eye to read number on
bottom of beam
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.4 : Worker bets that he can bear bottom to mosquitoes
for fifteen minutes
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.5 : What is the difference between a mechanic and a
pilot?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.6 : Mountain climber has to hold rope in teeth but
falls when someone asks how he is
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.7 : Carpet layer finds lump underneath carpet and
smashes it with hammer. Later finds out that lady's parrot was missing
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.8 : Logger who tripped while going to dinner gives up
because there would not be any left
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.9 : Students sign fictitious name on the roll and do
the work for the fictitious student
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.10 : What is the difference between engineer boots and
cowboy boots?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.11 : Librarian brains are expensive because it takes so
many librarians to get pound of brains
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.12 : "This tastes like moose turd pie, but it sure is
good."
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.13 : Difference between recession and
depression
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.14 : Bricklayer gets injured in series of accidents, so
he has to take sick leave
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.15 : Constipated mathematician worked it out with slide
rule
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.16 : What did the policeman find in his lunchbox for
dessert?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.17 : Utah Cop
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.18 : Honda, Harley, and BMW drivers' waves
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.19 : How many programmers does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 20 | 3.4.0.20 : Only black smith, Hue can prevent florist
friars
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.21 : Pilots have a bad news and a good news; The bad
news is that we're lost and the good news is that we're making a good
time.
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.22 : Worker killed three people for wanting to keep a
drop dollar bill from the customer
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.23 : Cab drivers are the sons of
prostitutes
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.24 : Why are you a supervisor when you are not doing
anything?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.25 : A lazy miner pretended to be injured and when he
was carried away, he jumped out and responds “Wait, I forgot my lunch
bucket”
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.26 : A man has to answer which of the banker eyes is
artificial in order to get a loan
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.27 : Carpenter has to remove nails that were put on the
wrong end
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.28 : Difference between a mathematician and an engineer
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.29 : Air Traffic Control try to fix his mistake by
saying "Ya all be careful now"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.30 : Robber met with an annoying bird while he was
robbing a bank
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.31 : Plumber charges a woman more fees than a doctor
bill because he used to be a doctor
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.32 : It takes a lot of engineers to get an ounce of
brain
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.33 : "In Wyoming, we are taught not to piss on
ourselves"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.34 : Bartender gives two bloods and a blood of light to
the vampires
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.35 : Bartender has a donkey that no one can get it to
cry or laugh
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.36 : Which comes first: a condutor or a
viola?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.37 : Women are always sitting at their desk talking,
because they finished their work hours ago
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.38 : How many ski instructors does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.39 : Hydraulic blinker fluid
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 21 | 3.4.0.40 : Old accountants never die, they just lose their
balance
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.41 : How many pilots does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.42 : What does Captain Kirk used to run the
Enterprise?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.43 : Every accountant you invite, two fun people will
leave a party
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.44 : Computer is an accountant with a
personality.
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.45 : How many painters does it take to change a
light bulb
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.46 : How many musician does it take to change a
light bulb
.4 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.47 : Certified Public Accountants (CPA) found a knot in
the rope during his beheading by guillotine
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.48 : the story of Jack Schitt
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.49 : Difference between a Cello and a Viola
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.50 : Cops luckily caught a robbery because they were
all in a donut shop next door
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.51 : What was the last occupation held by Ted
Bundy?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.52 : Difference between a gynecologist and a
genealogist?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.53 : How many child-care experts does it take to change
a light bulb?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.54 : Engineers rallied and draped a sign that reads
"Forester's Lunch Wagon"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.55 : What lies between a flight attendent and the
lowest form of scum on earth?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.56 : Walmart greeter says only one man can sleep with a
woman who curse a lot
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.57 : Carpenter backed into his saw when he was a little
behind his work
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.58: Geologists are the most criticcal people because
they are always finding fault
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.59: Union worker has the smartest dog because
it can get unemployment pay
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.60: The definition of taxidermist is to mount dead animals.
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.61: What is the difference between an introverted engineer and
an extroverted engineer?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.62: What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.63: Inter-Planetary Loan
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
8 | 22 | 3.4.0.64: Difference between car and computer development
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 1-8 | 3.5: Scatological |
|
Box | Folder | ||
9 | 1-5 | 3.5.1: Sexual |
|
Box | Folder | ||
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.1: Deviancy |
|
Box | Folder | ||
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.1.1 : Hunter has to kill polar bear and make love to
Indian maiden to join club.
.4 (items)
|
Undated |
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.1.2 : Cowboy kisses the horse's rear so he does not
lick his chapped lips
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.1.3 : Sheepherder's son answers questions by saying
yah-ah-ah
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.1.4 : "Mik-Jackson Burger" is the new burger in
McDonald’s. [This item was collected in a History 124 course, Winter 1994, removed by collector request, November 2016.]
.0 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.1.5 : Man licks a woman's butt to stop the choke and
he called it "Hindlick Maneuver"
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.1.6 : Do you know why the homosexual population of San Franciso were some of the first
first people to leave the Bay area after the earthwake?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.1.7 : Woman in bed with goat
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.1.8 : How do you tell if your wife's dead?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.2 : Midget Sex
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 1 | 3.5.1.3 : Dirty Grandma
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4 : Pregnant Nun |
|
Box | Folder | ||
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4.1 : Two nuns raped. One says to forgive them for
they know not what they do; other one replies, "This one does."
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4.2 : Nun asks rapist what to tell mother superior
about being raped twice
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4.3 : Nuns have to answer question to get into heaven;
what is first thing Eve said to Adam?
.4 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4.4 : Nun asks mother what to do after being
raped.
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4.5 : Nun got pregnant because there was a hole in the
condom.
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4.6 : What is round, black and white, and stands in
the unemployment line?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4.7 : What is black and white and hides in
caves?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4.8 : Nun wakes up on the wrong side of the bed and
walks around wearing a Priest's shoes
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.4.9 : Cartoon of nun with children
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5 : Male Genital |
|
Box | Folder | ||
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.1 : A baby is born with two sexes (penis and
brain)
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.2 : What do you call a John Wayne Bobbitt
snowfall?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.3 : What's white and twelve inches long?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.4 : Why do cowboys wear Levi condoms?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.5 : "I'm glad I had a hard on"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.6 : Despair emotion is when a naked man with a pear
attached to his penis
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.7 : "What part of the dog (hot dog) did you
get"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.8 : A woman refuses sex after seeing a cowboy's
condom size
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.9 : Where does a coal miner keep his
gum?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.10 : The curious child
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.11 : 3rd Graders confused at differring sizes
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.12 : Man is stranded on deserted island
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.13 : Horse and girl get stuck in quicksand
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 2 | 3.5.1.5.14 : Man says "nachos" instead of testicles
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3-5 | 3.5.1.0: Miscellaneous |
|
Box | Folder | ||
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.1 : Why fire engine red
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.2 : Difference between Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
and Ringling Brothers' Circus
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.3 : Dead beaver on organ is worse than live skunk on
piano
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.4 : Bride thinks husband has small cocks when he was
young
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.5 : Old woman pulls handle on man posing as statue
and gets Jergen's lotion
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.6 : Fat man goes on diet, so doctor pulls extra skin
up above his head and cuts it off
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.7 : Tax to be started on men's peter
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.8 : Shaped like a cigar and filled with
seamen
.2 (items)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.9 : What Vaseline is called in German
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.10 : Two mice playing hide-and-seek. Boy mouse tells
girl mouse he is going to rape her. She tells him where she is
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.11 : Preacher speaks of sex in the
seminar
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.12 : Man rapes woman but forgets to take off
pantyhose
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.13 : I bucked one and Timbuktu (Tim bucked
two)
.8 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.14 : Why big trains do not have little
trains
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.15 : Young, shy woman asks doctor to turn off lights
while she undresses
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.16 : Would you rather be marble or egg?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.17 : Husband throws half naked wife in with gorilla
and tells her to tell gorilla she has headache
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.18 : Man gets ten extra years of sex life each from
monkey, lion and donkey
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.19 : Boy asks father where he came from and father
says stork brought him
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 3 | 3.5.1.0.20 : New teacher asks students to tell story relating
to sex
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.21 : Potash worker keeps socks on while with
prostitute so will not get athlete's foot
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.22 : Secretary tells boss that garage door is
open
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.23 : Four letter word for intercourse
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.24 : What do virgins eat?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.25 : Have you smelled moth balls?
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.26 : How girls and storm door are alike
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.27 : Why Smokey the Bear never had
children
.3 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.28 : Priest said it was okay to invite the
hat-check-girl to hotel
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.29 : Man asks to play around with a beautiful lady,
but what he meant was to play a round of golf
.4 (item)
|
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9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.30 : A woman climbs up the flag pole without wearing
underwear
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.31 : Don't lose your head over a woman
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.32 : The state animal of Utah is the pregnant
woman
.2 (item)
|
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9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.33 : I thought you were the Milkman
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.34 : To be satisfied, there’s one wet pussy
cat
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.35 : Get your own damn blanket
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.36 : Little girl asks for Barbie and G.I Joe but
things turn out unexpectedly
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.37 : "Some guy assholed some gal"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.38 : A man remember when he went to prom with his dad
and came home with his mom
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.39 : Man wanted to have a soup instead of
sex
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 4 | 3.5.1.0.40 : How do you make your wife mad during sex? (call
her)
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.41 : Man needs to guess what is in a woman's hand to
have a free sex
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.42 : "Let the cat out"
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.43 : If your husband isn't home, I'll be right
up
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.44 : Man wanted a golf ball to land in the pussy
willows
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.45 : Once a king, always a king, but once a night is
enough
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.46 : Sex is a Christmas tree without any
lights
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.47 : One of the great mysteries of life is what a
nudist does with his keys after locking his car
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.48 : What do you call an ugly hooker?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.49 : An old lady couldn't reached it when a man
flashed her
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.50 : How do you catch a living bra?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.51 : A sour puss is the kind of cat that eats
lemon
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.52 : Two old maid women want to be Frank and Honest
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.53 : Why is Santa Claus always so happy and jolly?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.54 : Pilot goes in for a physical
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.55 : Who could hit the farthest up the wall?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.56 : Parents decide on code for sex
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.57 : Three positions during pregnancy
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.58 : Definition of foreplay
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.59 : Woman tells man to spend time with his heifer
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.60 : Superman accidentally takes advantage of the Invisible Man
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.61 : What's the difference betweena golf ball and a G spot?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.62 : Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.63 : What is the epitome of anticipation?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.64 : Paul Revere asks if husbands are home during his ride
.2 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.65 : What's a prostitute's worst enemy?
.1 (item)
|
Undated |
9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.66 : Parrot copies truck driver saying "no screwing, no riding"
.1 (item)
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9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.67 : Three priests try to buy tickets from a pretty woman
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9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.68 : Man wants to get experience with a girl
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9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.69 : Older man wants soup instead of sex
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9 | 5 | 3.5.1.0.70 : Piss Pot Pete, rhyme about crazy man
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9 | 6-7 | 3.5.2: Bodily Functions |
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.1 : Game warden can tell difference between Canadian
and Minnesota ducks by sticking finger up rear and smelling it
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.2 : Confusion when woman asks about the water closet
and priest gives reply concerning Wesleyan Church
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.3 : Toilet plays songs; woman stands up when one plays
the "Star Spangled Banner."
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.4 : What is inside and outside of fire
hydrant?
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.5 : Preachers do not know their [bum] from a hole in
ground
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.6 : Indian woman fills husband's glass with
urine
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.7 : Father makes mute son make noise by grabbing
groin
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.8 : Girl gets tattoo of Johnny Cash on one leg and
Waylon Jennings on other. When asks someone in bar if he recognizes them, he says
one in middle looks like Willie Nelson
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.9 : What is BS, MS and PhD?
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9 | 6 | 3.5.2.10 : A drunken man succeed on a bet where he could pee
all over the bar and the bartender would clean it with a smile
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.11 : "Block that kick"
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.12 : Gopher experience a very hard rain which can
knocks the bird nests upside down
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.13 : Ickey Woods is what you get when you take a crap
in a golf bag
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.14 : I saved your life by killing a poop eating
dog
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.15 : How do you cook a toilet paper?
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.16 : Man had to go to the bathroom all day but he
hasn’t dared because whatever he does fell on the floor
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.17 : Man missed the pot under the bed when he is away
from home and he still misses it when he was at home
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.18 : How can you tell when a lady wears a
pantyhose?
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.19 : What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting,
and a dog do on three legs?
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.20 : I like my women like I like my ______.
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.21 : How can you tell if you're either coming or going?
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.22 : What made the tomato blush?
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.23 : Very Funny Scotty
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.24 : Sensai cutting flies
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.25 : Body part market
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.26 : Dad scared the crap out of a leprechaun
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.27 : What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.28 : Man misunderstands menstruation cicle to be a motorcycle
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9 | 7 | 3.5.2.29 : What's the sharpest thing in the world?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0: Miscellaneous |
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.1 : Three types of bras
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.2 : Little boy asks mother if there are girl and boy
fleas. When mother says there are not, he smashes hands together and says,
"Queers!"
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.3 : Musicians get instruments shoved up rears for
playing poorly. (Sven & Ollie)
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.4 : Otter Pop Make Outs
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.5 : "Yo mama is so"
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.6 : What company makes Dolly Parton's
bras?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.7 : Dolly Parton has never seen her new
shoes
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.8 : An old woman had so many children that her uterus
fell out
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.9 : What do you call the sweat on Dolly Parton's
boobs?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.10: Why does Dolly Parton has such small
feet?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.11: What was Dolly Parton voted in High School?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.12: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.13: Man finds picture from before the operation
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.14: Man needs some pliers
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.15: Doctor waiting for a fax
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.16: What is smore play?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.17: Did you hear about the new Mondale-Ferraro bumper sticker?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.18: She had a Sunday School look in her eye
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.19: WC understood to be Wesleyan Church instead of Water Closet
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.20: Tickle Me Elmo to be given test tickles
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.21: Man mixes up gloves and underwear when wrapping presents
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.22: What's a hum-dinger?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.23: Boy at camp runs down to water naked
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.24: 44 without Peters
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.25: Girl's bustline grows an inch for every no
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.26: What do you call two nuns and a hooker walking down a football field?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.27: There's a place in France, where the naked ladies dance
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.28: Girls hide balloons under shirt and then pop then
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.29: What is six inches long, has nuts, and makes girls fat?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.30: Dolly Parton needs a double bed
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.31: Sure way to make breasts get bigger
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.32: Have you seen the new rawhide bra?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.33: Do you want to hear a really dirty joke? (man ends up in mud)
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.34: What's the difference between a man's boner and his bonus from work?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.35: What makes cupcakes the most uncomfortable dessert?
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9 | 8 | 3.5.0.36: Why do you call someone that sells their body for spaghetti?
Digital Items: 1
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9 | 9-19 | 3.6: Political Jokes and Anecdotes |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 9-16 | 3.6.1: Personalities |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 9 | 3.6.1.1: Spiro Agnew |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 9 | 3.6.1.1.1 : Secret Service men to shoot Agnew if anything
should happen to Nixon
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.2: James Brady |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 9 | 3.6.1.2.1 : Brady says has half mind to go back to work;
someone tells him he must have hole in head
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.2.2 : Reagan's favorite vegetable
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.3: Bulganin |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 9 | 3.6.1.3.1 : Swiss tailor has extra material from suit
because Bulganin is bigger man to Russia than to Switzerland
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.4: Jimmy Carter |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 9 | 3.6.1.4.1 : Carter pulls up peanut plan; tells father he can
not tell lie
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.4.2 : Americans eat peanut butter for Thanksgiving
because their favorite turkey is in Washington
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.4.3 : Who has two biggest boobs in
country?
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.4.4 : Carter develops new car that runs on peanut
butter
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.4.5 : What Edward Kennedy has that Jimmy Carter
wants
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.4.6 : Pilot tells Carter to jump from plane and make
whole country happy
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.4.7 : Jimmy Carter asked for advice from three
different presidents and the last advice was "Go to the Theater!"
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9 | 9 | 3.6.1.5: Lyndon Johnson |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 9 | 3.6.1.5.1 : Pilot tells Johnson to jump from plane and make
whole country happy
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.6: John F. Kennedy |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 10 | 3.6.1.6.1 : Kennedy would be running for president if he had
been driving a Volkswagen
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.6.2 : Man tries to find Kennedy watch that is
waterproof; has nine hours missing
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.6.3 : Kennedy to join Nixon's new law firm
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.6.4 : Mary Joe asks Kennedy what he would say if she
were pregnant
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.6.5 : How many Kennedy does it take to change a
light bulb?
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.6.6 : Kennedy was surprised to see Joseph Smith on a
skateboard in heaven
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.6.7: What's an illegal alien? (How Kennedy was
shot?)
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.7: Henry Kissinger |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 10 | 3.6.1.7.1 : World's most intelligent man jumps out of plane
with backpack instead of parachute
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.8: Richard Nixon |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 10 | 3.6.1.8.1 : Nixon, while talking to spirits of former
presidents, is told to go to theater by Lincoln
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.8.2 : Add three lines to make name of famous
criminal
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.8.3 : Do you know what's wrong with Nixon's
dog?
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.9: Ronald Reagan |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 10 | 3.6.1.9.1 : What White House and McDonald's have in
common
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.9.2 : "He'll have the same"
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.9.3 : "Do you think we should've tell him where the
rocks are?"
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.9.4 : America has Ronald Reagan and Australia has
Malcom Frazier
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.9.5 : Heard of the new Ronald Reagan
typewriter?
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.9.6: While President Reagan wishes to become an
eagle, Muammar Gaddafi wishes to become a crap
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.9.7: What do Ronald Reagan and Walter Mondale have in
common?
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9 | 10 | 3.6.1.10: Anwar Sadat |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 10 | 3.6.1.10.1 : Stamps with Sadat's picture on them do not work
because people spit on them instead of lick them
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.11: Mayor Stokes |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 11 | 3.6.1.11.1 : Stokes wins election 5 to 2 with only three
people voting
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.12: Pierre Trudeau |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 11 | 3.6.1.12.1 : Margaret Trudeau gets pregnant
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.12.2 : Girl gets pregnant, but it ain't
Tru-deau
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.13: George Wallace |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 11 | 3.6.1.13.1 : Wallace considered running for President; he did
not have a leg to stand on
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.14: James Watt |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 11 | 3.6.1.14.1 : Energy needed to destroy national
forest
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.14.2 : Fire the cattle guards
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15: Barack Obama |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.1 : All white people are to arrive at the cotton
fields at 5am tomorrow morning thank you President Obama
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.2 : Hallmark creates President Obama Christmas
ornament so families can hang him
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.3 : What does change mean to President
Obama?
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.4 : President Obama will shout 'Yes you will' after
election
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.5 : President Obama's so pretty he knows Victoria's
Secret
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.6 : Do you know why Candidate Obama is ahead in the
polls right now?
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.7 : (After election) 'It's an
Obamanation!'
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.8 : Due to long lines all Obama voters are asked to
vote on Wednesday, November 5th
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.9 : Hallmark is selling Obama Christmas ornament so
that every family in America can hang it
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.10 : Obama is proof that no matter how successful a
black is, he's still going to live in government housing
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.11: All assassination attempts on Obama will be held
until Martin Luther King Day to limit the number of black holidays
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.12: What do you call a black man in charge of 300,000,000 white men?
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9 | 11 | 3.6.1.15.13: What's the difference between Obama and Simba?
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9 | 12 | 3.6.1.16: Saddam Hussein |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 12 | 3.6.1.16.1 : What do pantyhose and Saddam Hussein have in
common?
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9 | 12 | 3.6.1.16.2 : "So Damn Insane" is the new name for Saddam
Hussein
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9 | 12 | 3.6.1.16.3 : Where did they find Saddam Hussein?
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9 | 12 | 3.6.1.16.4 : What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have
in common when they both look out their back window?
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9 | 12 | 3.6.1.16.5 : Why did Saddam Hussein give all his soldiers
sandpaper?
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9 | 12 | 3.6.1.16.6 : They caught Saddam Hussein's son? (Bag Dad)
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9 | 12 | 3.6.1.16.7 : Saddam Hussein gives a choice of death to three
men that he has captured
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17: George W. Bush |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.1 : Bush recalled all the troops and deployed women
with PMS
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.2 : 1988 Bush election is known as "Dukakis to
Da-bush"
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.3 : Why the Israelis worried about getting patriots
missiles?
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.4 : Why can't they have dogs at the White
House?
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.5 : What do you get when you cross a hawk with a
chicken?
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.6 : "The last time we spoke to a bush, we wandered in
the wilderness for forty years"
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.7: Bartender will not server drink to George Bush
because he addresses him as friend
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.8: President Bush takes a granola's backpack
instead of parachute
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.9: Monkey face comparison
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.17.10: Adopting the Bush economy
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.18: George Washington |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 13 | 3.6.1.18.1 : What did Washington say to his men before they
got into the boat?
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.18.2 : George Washington wasn't punished when he cuts
down the cherry tree
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.18.3 : Difference between George Washington's
horse
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9 | 13 | 3.6.1.18.4 : Why is it useless to send a letter to
Washington?
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9 | 14-15 | 3.6.1.19: Bill Clinton |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.1 : Bill Clinton threw Hillary out to the baseball
field when he was supposed to throw the first pitch
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.2 : Who would be saved if Bill, Hillary and Gore
were on a boat?
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.3 : Instead of throwing money, why not throw out
yourself to make everyone happy
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.4 : Guards responds "Good trade" when Bill Clinton
brought home an animal for Hillary
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.5 : Someone threw a can of beer at Bill Clinton when
he was out jogging in the morning?
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.6 : Sunset to Hillary
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.7 : Why did they refuse to decrease the National
Guard around Hilary Clinton?
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.8 : Bill Clinton's tie
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.9 : "The Clinton is such a horse's
behind"
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.10 : Putting two new faces of president on Mount
Rushmore?
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.11 : Hilary Clinton takes away a man health care
because he slept with her
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.12 : Hilary Clinton writes " Clinton Bites" on the
snow with Al Gore's urine
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.13 : Bill Clinton took a kid's backpack thinking it
was a parachute
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.14 : What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine
have in common?
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9 | 14 | 3.6.1.19.15 : Why isn't Arkansas celebrating
Thanksgiving?
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9 | 15 | 3.6.1.19.16 : Difference between President Clinton and a
dog
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9 | 15 | 3.6.1.19.17 : What is Bill Clinton's definition of
tragedy
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9 | 15 | 3.6.1.19.18: St. Peter uses Bill Clinton's sin clock for a
fan
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9 | 15 | 3.6.1.19.19: Bill Clinton will be going somewhere hot, but it isn't hell.
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9 | 15 | 3.6.1.19.20: Boy Scouts asks for plot in Arlington Cemetary after saving candidates
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9 | 15 | 3.6.1.19.21: Lucky frog turns into a girl when kissed
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.20: Abraham Lincoln |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 16 | 3.6.1.20.1 : The President Abraham Lincoln Pardon
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.21: Dan Quayle |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 16 | 3.6.1.21.1 : Who's face is on Mickey Mouse's
wristwatch?
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See: 3.6.1.17.4 : Why can't they have dogs at the White
House? |
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.22: Adolf Hitler |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 16 | 3.6.1.22.1 : "Tick", lean to the right and "Tock", lean to
the left
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.22.2 : Patient thought he was Adolf Hitler
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.23: Winston Churchill |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 16 | 3.6.1.23.1 : Winston reply "You are very ugly" when Lady
Diana said "Winston, you are very drunk"
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.24: Orrin Hatch |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 16 | 3.6.1.24.1 : Woman wishes for the biggest boobs and she
instantly got Orrin Hatch and Jake Garn appear
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.25: Edward Snowden |
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.25.1 : Edward Snowden Joke
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.26: Donald Trump |
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.26.1 : Donald Trump Joke
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.27: John McCain |
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.27.1 : McCain, Monster?
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.28: Sarah Palin |
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9 | 16 | 3.6.1.28.1 : Sarah Palin Turkey Pardon
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9 | 17 | 3.6.2: Events |
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9 | 17 | 3.6.2.1: Watergate |
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Box | Folder | ||
9 | 17 | 3.6.2.1.1 : Where there is a mill house, there has to be
water gate. (Folder 13)
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9 | 17 | 3.6.2.1.2 : Watergate deodorant transfers smell to something
else
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9 | 17 | 3.6.2.1.3 : What are people saying around Washington these
days?
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9 | 17 | 3.6.2.1.4 : Pants invented by Nixon that only have a button
or zipper in front
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9 | 17 | 3.6.2.2: Gettysburg |
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9 | 17 | 3.6.2.2.1 : The Battle of Gettysburg Joke
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0: Miscellaneous |
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.1 : Man with transplanted jackass brain is running for
president
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.2 : The Etymology of Politics
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.3 : Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a
time"?
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.4 : Reserved men are being replaced by women with PMS
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.5 : If you put someone random from Arkansas and put
him in the White House, half the country will be looking for work the next
day
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.6 : Why do they call the Gulf War a "Lite"
war?
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.7 : Do you know why they'd never elect a woman for
President?
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.8 : You can't buy Reddog beer in Utah because the
mayor's picture is on the label
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.9 : Three presidents can tell which country they are
in while flying on a plane
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.10 : How many republicans does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.11 : A politician's father was a horse
thief
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.12 : "I say no one should be denied equal rights
because of the shape of his skin"
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.13 : It is time to tax your minds
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.14 : America would be a pink carnation country if
everyone drove pink cars
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9 | 18 | 3.6.0.15 : 1953 Korea war
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.16 : Why should Republicans be buried 100 feet
deep?
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.17 : Difference between a Republican and a
catfish?
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.18: Politicians are low to the ground, slimy, and have
a forked tongue (lying/not trustworthy).
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.19: What is Mrs.Martin Luther King?
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.20: The Wall Joke
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.21: Space and Potatoes
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.22: No one should be denied equal rights because of the shape of their skin
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.23: LAPD is changing their slogan
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.24: How many soldiers make a gallon?
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.25: How many captains does it take to pass an oil tanker through Prince William's Sound?
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.26: Have you seen the new Anita Hill Doll?
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.27: Generals determine that army has the bravest men
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9 | 19 | 3.6.0.28: What has eighteen legs, two breasts, and dresses in black?
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3.7: Cruel and Sick Jokes |
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10 | 1 | 3.7.1: Murder/Suicide of Relative or Friend |
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Box | Folder | ||
10 | 1 | 3.7.1.1: 5,000 Hari-Krishnas commit suicide to keep up with
Jones
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10 | 1 | 3.7.1.2 : Why moron jumped off Empire State
Building
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10 | 1 | 3.7.1.3 : Red, jelly-like and sits in corner in plastic
bag
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10 | 1 | 3.7.1.4 : Man only has one more day to stay in jail, but he
will be hung instead
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10 | 1 | 3.7.1.5 : Man hung himself by standing on a block of
ice
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10 | 1 | 3.7.1.6 : Man was married to three different women and all
of which died of mysterious deaths
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10 | 1 | 3.7.1.7 : What kind of wood doesn't float? (Natalie
Wood)
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10 | 1 | 3.7.1.8 : Did you hear that Mikey on the Life cereal commercials committed suicide?
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10 | 1 | 3.7.1.9 : Father wants to bury child because it's a treasure
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10 | 2-3 | 3.7.2: Mutilation |
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Box | Folder | ||
10 | 2 | 3.7.2.1: Red, bubbles and bangs on glass
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.2 : What is brown and goes round and round
.1 (item)
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.3 : "Mommy, mommy! Daddy's on fire!"
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.4 : "Mommy, why does baby sister have a soft spot on
the back of her head?"
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.5 : What is red and sits in corner?
.6 (items)
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.6 : What is grosser than kissing your grandmother on
lips?
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.7 : What is grosser than nailing baby to
wall?
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.8 : What is red and white and flies around
room?
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.9 : What is black, white and red all over?
.1 (item)
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.10 : What is red, blue and flies?
.1 (item)
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.11 : What is blue and sits in corner?
.4 (item)
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.12 : A man stuck his hand down a dog's throat, grabbed
his tail and pulled it inside-out
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.13 : What's red and hangs from the ceiling?
.2 (item)
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.14 : What's black and crispy?
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.15 : What is grosser than falling off a ten floor
building?
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.16 : What is black and white and black and
blue?
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.17 : Golfer gets exciting again after slicing his
wrists open
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.18 : Where did Christa McAuliffe take her
vacation?
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.19 : A pilot of the space shuttle challenger had
dandruff because his head and shoulders were found on the beach
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10 | 2 | 3.7.2.20 : Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes; one blew left and
the other blew right
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.21 : What goes ha ha ha plop?
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.22 : Gross is when you jump off the Empire State
Building and catch your eyelid on a nail
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.23 : Gross is when someone pulls a string through your
veins with a knot in the end
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.24 : Body is chopped up into small pieces either by a
car or a radiator
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.25 : What has two legs and bleeds
profusely?
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.26 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't like hamburger"
.2 (item)
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.27 : How ugly is she?
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.28 : Why are rabbits called thumpers?
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.29 : What do you do when you feel run down?
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.30: What goes ha ha thump?
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10 | 3 | 3.7.2.31: What do you get when you run over a canary with a lawn mower?
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10 | 4-5 | 3.7.3: Cannibalism |
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Box | Folder | ||
10 | 4 | 3.7.3.1 : How to make a dead baby float
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.2 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't like tomato
soup."
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.3 : "Mommy, mommy, I hate Tommy's guts."
.4 (item)
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.4 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't like this
stuff."
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.5 : Wrestler who had been fasting eats part of
arm
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.6 : Do comedians taste funny?
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.7 : What's grosser than gross? (Babies)
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.8 : What does a cannibal do after he dumps his
grilfriend?
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.9 : What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena
Bobbitt?
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.10 : A drunker was confused how eating a bar dancer
have to do with him getting out of a drug rehab
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.11 : "Just eat the vegetables" said Jeffrey Dahmer when
his mother doesn't like his neighbors
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.12 : Cannibal gives wishes to poeple before they kill
them
.1 (item)
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.13 : When cannibal eats missionary, they are getting
the “Taste of Religion”
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.14 : An old lady chewed her head off when she put her
false teeth in backwards
.1 (item)
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10 | 4 | 3.7.3.15 : A politician taste very tasty and tender, but it's
damn hard to clean
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10 | 5 | 3.7.3.16 : What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband the
morning before she left?
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10 | 5 | 3.7.3.17 : Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
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10 | 5 | 3.7.3.18 : Cannibals cut a body into two halves so that they
can eat the top half for later
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10 | 5 | 3.7.3.19 : What's bad about a truckload of dead babies? (One
is eating his way out)
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10 | 5 | 3.7.3.20 : While cannibals were eating a human, one said to
the other "I'm just having a ball"
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10 | 5 | 3.7.3.21 : Kabuta or Death
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10 | 6-7 | 3.7.4: Corpses |
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Box | Folder | ||
10 | 6 | 3.7.4.1 : "Mommy, mommy, can I go to play with
grandmother/grandfather?"
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.2 : What is green and sits in corner?
.2 (item)
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.3 : What is red and hangs near wall?
.2 (items)
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.4 : Dead babies easier to load because you can use
pitchfork
.13 (items)
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.5 : "Mommy, mommy, why is daddy so white?"
.2 (item)
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.6 : Man kisses woman who has been dead for two years;
gets maggots in mouth
.1 (item)
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.7 : Icy dead people in the sixth sense and the
titanic
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.8 : What is yellow and green and lies in the
grass?
.2 (item)
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.9 : Dead husbands requested to wear certain color of
suit when they died and the easiest way for mortician to do that is to switch
their heads
.1 (item)
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.10 : Doctor threw a dead baby outside the window and
says 'April Fools' to the mother
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.11 : Dead man asks 'Have you done anything to stop this
coffin?' in the drugstore
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.12 : Difference between a room full of dead babies and
a corvette in the garage
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.13 : Did you know there is sex after death?
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.14 : How to tell when your wife is dead or
not?
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10 | 6 | 3.7.4.15 : Driver found a live body in a hearse
.1 (item)
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10 | 7 | 3.7.4.16 : How many deadheads does it take to change a
light bulb?
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10 | 7 | 3.7.4.17 : Golfers had to drag his dead friend everytime he's
moving to the next hole
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10 | 7 | 3.7.4.18 : Why does a hearse have two seats up
front?
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10 | 7 | 3.7.4.19 : What's blue and wiggles? (A dead baby in a plastic
bag)
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10 | 7 | 3.7.4.20 : Why is a baby so fragile?
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10 | 7 | 3.7.4.21 : What's brown, red, and green, has four wheels, and attracts flies?
.1 (item)
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10 | 8 | 3.7.5: Beasts |
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Box | Folder | ||
10 | 8 | 3.7.5.1 : "Mommy, mommy, what is a vampire?"
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10 | 8 | 3.7.5.2 : A vampire who craving for blood in the middle of
the day
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10 | 8 | 3.7.5.3 : "Mommy, mommy, What's a werewolf?"
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10 | 8 | 3.7.5.4 : A vampire wants the blood and an alligator wants
the body
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10 | 8 | 3.7.5.5 : Vampire wants a hot glass of water so that he can
use tampon to make tea
.1 (item)
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10 | 9 | 3.7.6: Excrement |
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Box | Folder | ||
10 | 9 | 3.7.6.1 : Hair-lip boy takes box with [expletive] in it to
department store in order to get some toilet paper
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10 | 9 | 3.7.6.2 : "Mommy, mommy, quick, give me a fork."
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10 | 9 | 3.7.6.3 : Man stucks his finger in a horse butt thinking it
was the throat
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10 | 9 | 3.7.6.4 : What happens to a baby after he drinks a whole can
of Fresca?
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10 | 9 | 3.7.6.5 : How does a hippie take a bubble bath?
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10 | 9 | 3.7.6.6 : Did you hear about the man whodrank too much Fresca?
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10 | 10-12 | 3.7.7: Indifference to Young |
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Box | Folder | ||
10 | 10 | 3.7.7.1 : "Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going around in
circles?" (Nail foot to floor)
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10 | 10 | 3.7.7.2 : "Mommy, mommy, I keep going in circles." (Flush
you)
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10 | 10 | 3.7.7.3 : "Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to
England."
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10 | 10 | 3.7.7.4 : Boy could not play in sand box because cat would
cover him up
.1 (item)
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10 | 10 | 3.7.7.5 : So ugly that she had to tie bone around neck so
dog would play with her
.1 (item)
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10 | 10 | 3.7.7.6 : Hotel room turned into child care
center
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10 | 10 | 3.7.7.7 : "Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?"
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10 | 10 | 3.7.7.8 : "Mommy, mommy, my pigtail's too
tight."
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10 | 10 | 3.7.7.9 : "Mommy, mommy, can I have another
spoon?"
.1 (item)
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10 | 10 | 3.7.7.10 : "Mommy, mommy, tell the bus driver to open the
door."
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.11 : "Mommy, mommy, will you make me a new
dress?"
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.12 : "Mommy, mommy, can I go swimming?"
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.13 : "Mommy, mommy, can i play the piano?"
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.14 : Daddy just laugh when the baby was thrown out of
the window
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.15 : Why did the blind man swing his dog
(To look around)
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.16 : Jane Fonda spreads faster than nuclear
fallout
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.17 : Mixed emotion is seeing your mother-in-law driving
off a cliff in a new Cadillac
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.18 : Superman tricked people into jumping off building
and saying that they can fly
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.19 : Are your kids constipated?
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10 | 11 | 3.7.7.20 : Evel Knievel wants to jump a mouth with his
bike
.1 (item)
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10 | 12 | 3.7.7.21 : Boys left their cat in the forest and shot it
dead, but only to find it at home again
.1 (item)
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10 | 12 | 3.7.7.22 : What is a sailcat?
.1 (item)
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10 | 12 | 3.7.7.23 : What time is it?
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10 | 12 | 3.7.7.24 : "Mommy, mommy, after the medicine you gave me,
I'm having trouble breathing" (It's working George)
.1 (item)
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10 | 13-16 | 3.7.8: Affliction or Disease |
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Box | Folder | ||
10 | 13 | 3.7.8.1 : Why leper left party
.2 (item)
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10 | 13 | 3.7.8.2 : How Helen Keller's parents punished
her
.13 (items)
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10 | 13 | 3.7.8.3 : How Helen Keller burned her hands
.10 (items)
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10 | 13 | 3.7.8.4 : Hair-lip boy can not make pet shop owner
understand that he needs bird seed, so pet bird dies
.1 (item)
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10 | 13 | 3.7.8.5 : Helen Keller doll runs into walls when wound
up
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10 | 13 | 3.7.8.6 : What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in the tub?
.1 (item)
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10 | 13 | 3.7.8.7 : Boy with deformed hand prays that both hands will
be same, so the other hand becomes deformed
.1 (item)
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10 | 13 | 3.7.8.8 : Dick thinks Spot is drag because has no
legs
.1 (item)
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10 | 13 | 3.7.8.9 : Kids want to use boy with no arms or legs as
football
.1 (item)
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10 | 13 | 3.7.8.10 : Kids want to use boy with no arms or legs as
second base
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.11 : Kids want to see boy with no arms or legs
flip-flop on hot cement
.1 (item)
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.12 : Kids want to watch boy with leprosy
rot
.4 (items)
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.13 : What Helen Keller named her dog
.1 (item)
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.14 : What happened when Helen Keller fell in a
well
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.15 : Vegetables aren't home from school yet
.1 (item)
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.16 : People like to jumped on a man who has an
epileptic fit at Disneyland
.2 (item)
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.17 : Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one
hand?
.6 (item)
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.18 : Why is Helen Keller leg yellow?
.1 (item)
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.19 : What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
.1 (item)
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10 | 14 | 3.7.8.20 : What did they call off the leper hockey game?
.4 (item)
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.21 : Things you should never say to a leper
.1 (item)
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.22 : Doctor puts AIDS patient on a pizza and pancake
diet so that he can shove the body under the door
.1 (item)
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.23 : Man got extremely sick after drinking a woman with
TB spit
.2 (item)
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.24 : What do you do when a guy has a seizure in a
bathtub?
.1 (item)
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.25 : How do you make Helen Keller really
mad?
.1 (item)
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.26 : How many ADD kids does it take to change a
light bulb?
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.27 : What would you say to Helen Keller if you saw her
on the street?
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.28 : How did Helen Keller die?
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.29 : What did the deaf, blind, dumb, mute, orphan get
for Christmas?
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10 | 15 | 3.7.8.30 : Have you even seen Helen Keller's
house?
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10 | 16 | 3.7.8.31 : What did one rheumatism say to the other
rheumatism?
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10 | 16 | 3.7.8.32 : A man who has leper is being dips with toast in
his neck
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10 | 16 | 3.7.8.33: How did Helen Keller break her arm?
.1 (item)
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10 | 16 | 3.7.8.34: What is a jacuzzi full of lepers?
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10 | 16 | 3.7.8.35: Man who has smoked his entire life can't do a cigarette commercial
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10 | 17-19 | 3.7.9: Handicap |
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.1 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a
swimming pool?
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.2 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs
sitting on a doorstep?
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.3 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs
hanging on a wall?
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.4 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs
sitting in a hole?
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.5 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs who
got in a lot of wheelchair accidents?
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.6 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs who is
laying in a pile of leaves?
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.7 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs who is
water skiing?
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.8 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs laying
on the bottom of a swimming pool?
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.9 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs
hanging above the window?
.1 (items)
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10 | 17 | 3.7.9.10 : What do you call a man whose legs are chopped off
at the knees?
.1 (items)
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.11 : What do you call a woman with a wooden
leg?
.1 (items)
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.12 : What do you call a prostitute without any
legs?
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.13 : Mom gave birth to a giant eyeball and that eyeball
is blind
.2 (items)
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.14 : Mom asks a blind son to pray hard if he wants to
see, but it was just April Fools
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.15 : Woman with no legs wanting to make
love
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.16 : Man threw a woman with a wheelchair out in the
ocean because she wanted to get screwed
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.17 : Boy who has a seven pound ear and he is deaf
.1 (items)
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.18 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs that
is in a pot of boiling water?
.1 (items)
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.19 : What happens to the four men; who was blind, dead,
lame and no arms were being attacked?
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.20 : Man can sprouted out body parts when drinking, but
he ended up dead for drinking too much
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.21 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs that
is on a hot sidewalk?
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.22 : What do you call a girl with one leg?
.3 (items)
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.23 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying
beneath your car?
.1 (items)
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.24 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs that
is in a microwave?
.1 (items)
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10 | 18 | 3.7.9.25 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the
end of a spear?
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.26 : What do you call a man with no arms or legs in
your mailbox?
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.27 : "His face sure does ring a bell"
.2 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.28 : Why don't blind people parachute?
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.29 : What happen when hairy lips woman wanted to dance
with one eye man?
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.30 : How did the blind parachutist know he was close to
the ground?
.2 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.31 : Why did the girl fall out of the
swing?
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.32: How does your sister ride a bike? (She has no
legs)
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.33: Why don't blind men skydive?
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.34: What do you call a guy with no arms and only half his legs?
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.35: What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs who has no head?
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.36: What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs
who has no head or torso?
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.37: Handicapped man sells toothbrushes
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.38: Deaf lumberjack can't hear tree falling
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.39: Man with disability doesn't want to be healed
.1 (items)
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10 | 19 | 3.7.9.40: Deaf Trees
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0: Miscellaneous |
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Box | Folder | ||
10 | 20 | 3.7.0.1 : Farmer named Norton working on Sundays hears a
hair-kip bull call, "Nort, Nort."
.2 (items)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.2 : Boy named Mark was walking through cemetery and
heard hair-lip dog go, "Mark, Mark."
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.3 : One legged girls work at IHOP
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.4 : Jeffrey Dahmer face-off and elbow room
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.5 : Heaven's reward for not stepping on
ducks
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.6 : The Bell-ringer's Demise
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.7 : What do you get when a fairy wispers in your
ear?
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.8 : A McMassacre is the new specialty sandwich at
McDonald’s
.2 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.9 : Why do they have fences around the
cemeteries?
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.10 : George had promised to mow the lawn come hell or
high water
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.11 : Would you duck if someone threw a bucket of snot
and you are standing in a pile of cow manure?
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.12 : What's grosser than gross? (A hole in an
apple)
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.13 : Ugly girl jokes
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.14 : Man keep worms inside his mouth to catch more
fishes
.3 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.15 : Next time you pass my apartment I'd appreciate it
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.16 : The worst woman in the world
.1 (item)
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10 | 20 | 3.7.0.17 : Does your face hurt?
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3.8: Word Plays and Puns |
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11 | 1-18 | 3.8.1: Shaggy Dog Stories |
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Box | Folder | ||
11 | 1 | 3.8.1.1 : Opperknockity only tunes once
.4 (items)
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11 | 1 | 3.8.1.2 : People who live in grass houses should not store
thrones
.8 (items)
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11 | 2 | 3.8.1.3 : Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids
.13 (items)
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11 | 3 | 3.8.1.4 : Let pages do the walking through yellow
fingers
.5 (items)
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11 | 3 | 3.8.1.5 : If the foo shits, wear it
.9 (items)
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11 | 3 | 3.8.1.6 : A Benny shaved is a Benny urned
.6 (items)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.7 : First time anyone heard of a chicken catch a
tory
.1 (item)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.8 : First time I've seen carp to carp
dwelling
.2 (items)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.9 : Don't hatchet your counts before they
chicken
.1 (item)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.10 : Never try to transport gull passed state
lions
.1 (item)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.11 : A weigh-a-day keeps the doctor an
apple
.1 (item)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.12 : Confucius say, "Many hands make light
work."
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.13 : You shouldn't put all your Basques in one
exit
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.14 : I have a four loaf cleaver
.1 (item)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.15 : First white man to wire ahead for a
reservation
.2 (items)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.16 : First herd shot around the world
.1 (item)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.17 : The furry with the syringe on top
.2 (item)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.18 : The beer that made Mel Famey walk us
.3 (items)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.19 : A niche in time saves Stein
.1 (item)
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11 | 4 | 3.8.1.20 : A bowling Cohen lathers no boss
.1 (item)
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11 | 5 | 3.8.1.21 : If you are full of bologna, keep your mouth
shut
.1 (item)
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11 | 5 | 3.8.1.22 : If you're full of [crap], don't fly off the
handle
.1 (item)
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11 | 5 | 3.8.1.23 : The early word catches the germ
.1 (item)
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11 | 5 | 3.8.1.24 : Hare today, goon tomorrow
.2 (items)
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11 | 5 | 3.8.1.25 : The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons
of the squaws of the other two sides
.1 (item)
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11 | 5 | 3.8.1.26 : The heartbreak of Sariah-sis
.1 (item)
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11 | 5 | 3.8.1.27 : The spirit was willing, but the flesh was
weak
.2 (items)
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11 | 5 | 3.8.1.28 : You look like Helen Brown
.2 (item)
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11 | 6-7 | 3.8.1.29 : Watch for Falling Rock
.23 (items)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.30 : Man who slew the dragon ran off with the king
because it's a fair story
.2 (item)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.31 : Retailing pussy in the streets
.2 (items)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.32 : It's not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as
it used to be
.1 (item)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.33 : The tis bottle
.1 (item)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.34 : Mourners can view the left-overs
.1 (item)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.35 : Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new
shoes
.2 (item)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.36 : I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco (San
Francisco)
.6 (item)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.37 : The boat tipped over a guess who died, do da, do
da
.1 (item)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.38 : No west for the reary
.1 (item)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.39 : Repaint, ye thinners
.1 (item)
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11 | 8 | 3.8.1.40 : The hills are alive with the sound of
music
.1 (item)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.41 : There goes the barefoot boy with the teaks of
Chan
.1 (item)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.42 : The Moron Tab and Apple Choir
.2 (item)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.43 : Better Nate than lever
.1 (item)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.44 : Squaw buried Shortcake
.1 (item)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.45 : The reign was called on account of the
game
.1 (item)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.46 : Swallowed them all - hawk, lion and
stinker
.1 (item)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.47 : Died of van areal disease
.4 (item)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.48 : Have you ever seen a moth bawl?
.1 (item)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.49 : Arty chokes, three for a dollar
.6 (items)
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11 | 9 | 3.8.1.50 : When you're out of slits, you're out of
pier
.2 (items)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.51 : The first obscene clone fall
.4 (items)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.52 : I was reaped
.1 (item)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.53 : The heartbreak of Sir Ryusis
.1 (item)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.54 : "Thump, thump" coming from the coffin
.2 (item)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.55 : What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts
.5 (item)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.56 : Abcess makes the fart go Honda
.1 (item)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.57 : A rolling moose gathers no stones
.1 (item)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.58 : That's a long way to tip a Rarie
.2 (item)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.59 : "Oh! not that shaggy!"
.1 (item)
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11 | 10 | 3.8.1.60 : The dam man and his dam water
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.61 : I'm just the chip monk.
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.62 : Apple Schneider as "Apple cider"
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.63 : Bills stand for Boy I Love Losing
Superbowls
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.64 : Boy wears boxer over his underwear
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.65 : Women hates it when the professor tells her she is
going to be pregnant
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.66 : "Please but" means "Please lift the cross guards"
for deaf people
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.67 : Husband won a big prize by writing a 2-minute
jingle
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.68 : "I've got a booger on my finger and I can't get it
off."
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.69 : "Vat da hell's time to a pig anyways"
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.70 : Guys not ordering coffee at a coffee shop
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.71 : Confucius say, "Man who forgot blanket on picnic,
have piece on earth"
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.72 : "Pockets, pockets. I have no pockets."
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.73 : A boy stops the moving coffin (coughin) with a cough drop
.4 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.74 : Confucius say, "He who stand on toliet, high on
pot."
.1 (item)
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11 | 11 | 3.8.1.75 : What did the Lone Ranger say as he was coming
around the mountain?
.1 (item)
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11 | 12 | 3.8.1.76 : "You are either going to cross water or make
water"
.1 (item)
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11 | 12 | 3.8.1.77 : Two things happen when you get old. First, you
forgot things and second, "I forgot"
.1 (item)
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11 | 12 | 3.8.1.78 : Call a (toe) tow truck if you find a toe on the
street
.5 (item)
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11 | 13-14 | 3.8.1.79 : A rope got into a bar by making itself
a-frayed-Knot (afraid not)
.21 (item)
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11 | 15 | 3.8.1.80 : Horse brought women instead of posse
.5 (item)
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11 | 15 | 3.8.1.81 : Men were tired after getting on top of a Cherry
Hill (Cherry Hill was a woman)
.2 (item)
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11 | 15 | 3.8.1.82 : Papa tomato stomped on the baby tomato and said
"ketchup"
.3 (item)
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11 | 15 | 3.8.1.83 : "Rectum (Wrecked 'em) hell, it killed
'em"
.3 (item)
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11 | 15 | 3.8.1.84 : Man was taken to hospital after using ATR
(Automatic Tampon Remover) machine
.3 (item)
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11 | 15 | 3.8.1.85 : "Glad-ass" and "Happy butt" are the
same
.2 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.86 : Mushroom impresses a girl by saying "I'm a fun guy
(fungi)"
.3 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.87 : Vet mistakes a cat from a calf and feed it with a
quart of castor oil
.1 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.88 : Not anymore than i ever did
.1 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.89 : You would drive crazy if you had two obese
patties, Special Ross, and Lester Breece pickingg bunions on a Sesame street
bus
.4 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.90 : What happen to the two brothers that were named
Shut-up and Trouble
.1 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.91 : A baby was born with bare feet after his mother
was chased by a bear
.3 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.92 : When asked "why", answer "Why not" for full points
.1 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.93 : Aliens found freedom in grocery store and
"Stay-free" was also available
.1 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.94 : A deaf lady asking "Will you have some more
salad?"
.1 (item)
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11 | 16 | 3.8.1.95 : Beers were thrown at a baby, but the baby wasn't
hurt? (It was light beer)
.1 (item)
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11 | 17 | 3.8.1.96 : Tally-Ho the fox
.1 (item)
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11 | 17 | 3.8.1.97 : "Wash, wash, wash, wash right there"
.1 (item)
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11 | 17 | 3.8.1.98 : Giraffe is all neck; It's going to take a while to
strangle it
.1 (item)
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11 | 17 | 3.8.1.99 : Police pulled over a man’s name Shut Up and he was
looking for his son Trouble
.1 (item)
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11 | 17 | 3.8.1.100: Man with wood eyes get offended when a woman
say "Would I"
.8 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.101: What happened when a man name his sons 'Toward'
and 'Away'
.2 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.102: Cat scan is a hundred and the lab report is a
hundred and fifty
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.103: Calculator Joke
Digital Items: 1
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.104: Math Book Joke
Digital Items: 1
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.105: Greyhound bus mistaken for dog
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.106: Man thinks his wife is hard of hearing
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.107: Boy to refuse seconds at dinner
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.108: Descartes Disappears
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.109: Soldier is not issued a weapon because there are no more
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.110: Parrot keeps ruining magician's tricks
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.111: Man climbs Mt. Everest and shouts "Radio"
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.112: Add-On (game)
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.113: The parable of Dot Com
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.114: Motorcyclist wearing his jacket backwards crashes
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.115: Man yells 'Get down' in an elevator
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.116: Men digging a hole to bury a horse
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.117: Blind date ends up in tree
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.118: Good news and bad news
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.119: A farmers dayvorce
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.120: Man hunts mountain lion after shoes get chewed
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.121: The Hairy Bum
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.122: The Rich Man's Daughter
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.123: Happy Butt
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.124: Man pulls 12-inch man out of pocket
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.125: Several people get speeding tickets at the same time in a truck
.1 (item)
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.126: No thanks, I sell typewriters
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.128: Man teaches pet gorilla to golf
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.129: What did the Lone Ranger say when his big white horse came over the hill?
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.130: Wight Supremacist
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.131: Why I didn't show up for work
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.132: Why did the fighter insist on bringing his sword to the big gala?
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.133: Why does America spend so much on defense?
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.134: What's the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer?
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.135: What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues?
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.136: Why do paladins prefer chainmail?
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.137: Jokes directed at girl name Alexa
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.138: Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance
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11 | 18 | 3.8.1.139: What did the Buffalo say when his kids left for college?T
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.1 : Where's the "P?"
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.2 : Potato princess can not marry a newsman because he
is just a commentator
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.3 : When asked how her date went, an Italian girl
answers, "Me a mama."
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.4 : Her neck is dirty
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.5 : Frog asks bird that ate him if he's [messing on]
him
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.6 : Stupid man does not care if cows heard
him
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.7 : Story using brand name of cigarettes
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.8 : Beethoven is decomposing
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.9 : Have you ever blown tennis shoe at a hundred and
ten
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.10 : Found my door shut wide open
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.11 : May be [crap], but it's my bread and
butter
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.12 : Hard to make both ends meet
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.13 : Diarrhea runs through your genes
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.14 : To tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome is
to take off their genes
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12 | 1 | 3.8.0.15 : Baby is not hurt because it is hit with lite
beer
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.16 : What room can no one enter?
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.17 : One bright day in the middle of the
night
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.18 : Baby bigger is a little bigger
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.19 : Man who lost his left side
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.20 : Cross an elephant with a rhino
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.21 : Wok is something you frow at wibbit
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.22 : Germany got hungry, ate turkey fried in
grease
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.23 : Baby born with "bear" feet
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.24 : Neutron got a drink for no charge
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12 | 2 | 3.8.0.25 : Tattoo's favorite kind of M&M's
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.26 : What one eye said to the other
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.27 : Why the little moron didn't fall off
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.28 : What Moses was doing at Red Sea
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.29 : Why flowers are lazy
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.30 : Man who fell into lens-grinding
machine
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.31 : What do you say to a one-legged
hitchhicker?
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.32 : What did the scale say?
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.33 : Deaf man and the cross gaurds
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.34 : EMHO stand for Enlisted Men's Hard-On
report
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.35 : Dyslexic walks into a bra
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.36 : Man dressed up because he thought he was going to
the Cancun
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.37 : "Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second
one would have seen it"
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.38 : Bring the jack
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.39 : "He could never tell a joke"
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12 | 3 | 3.8.0.40 : "He was out in the field and got run over by a
concubine"
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.41 : Inch-me and Pinch-me-quick went to a lake, Inch me
fell and who was safe?
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.42 : "European (You're a-peein)"
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.43 : If April showers bring May flowers then what do
May flowers bring?
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.44 : Jokes got shredded because the wires got crossed
on a word and a food processor
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.45 : Morticians wanted to re-hearse when the casket
fell out of the hearse
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.46 : Does your roof leak? 'What's a drip like you still
doing here'
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.47 : A boy who fell in a mud puddle took a bath with
bubbles. (buble was a girl)
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.48 : NASA stands for Need Another Seven
Astronauts
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.49 : Why didn't the skelaton cross the road?
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.50 : I would tell you a muffler joke, but i am
exhausted
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.51 : What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a
comedian?
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.52 : Tractor says 'Pull me closer John Deere' to the
plow
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.53 : Why didn't the skeleton cross the
road?
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.54 : Why do rocks and girls have in common?
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12 | 4 | 3.8.0.55 : How long is your residence in this town? (31’
8”)
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.56 : Why are (male) mailboxes so lonely?
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.57 : Spell P-I-G backwards and add funny
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.58 : There's something in your eyes and it is your
eyeball
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.59 : What do you call a potatoe that is drunk? (smashed)
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.60 : What's the difference a hamburger pie and a cow
pie?
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.61 : Did you know that Rock Hudson and Rambo were
making a new movie?
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.62 : Where do people who make Grey Poupon go to
college?
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.63 : “I see that you know more about the fruits and
fairies than the birds and the bees”
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.64 : Mount St. Helens is making an "ash" of itself
again
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.65 : When asked how are you doing, answer "Splitter
whole"
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.66 : Nursing home has AIDS now day (Rolaids, hearing
aids and band aids)
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.67 : Are you a tree? (No)
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.68 : Molly's Nipple hill is complete closed off in
order to keep the suckers off
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.69 : Where does Santa keep his money? (In a snow
bank)
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.70 : A man wrote "World's Karate Champion" next to his
drink to keep everyone away while he's going to the bathroom, and when he returns,
he saw a note saying "Thanks! World's Fastest Runner"
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.71 : What does a used tire and 300 used condoms have in
common?
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.72 : How many people are left when the boat tipped over
with 99 people? (66)
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.73 : "I'm full" and you say "Nice to meet you
full."
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.74 : Pi R Square or Pi R Round
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12 | 5 | 3.8.0.75 : Difference between a hill and a pill
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.76 : If they don't believe the name Snot Nose, they
won't believe Shit Heels either
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.77 : Repeat "What an Ah Siam" and you'll get "What an
ass I am"
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.78 : What does yellow start with? (Cause I want to
know)
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.79 : What kind of witch lives in the desert?
(Sandwich)
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.80 : Waltons name their son Gym Bag and their dog Down
Boy
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.81 : What does John the Baptist and Kermit the Frog
have in common?
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.82 : Cat that has a Ho-tail (hotel)
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.83 : "If you can't beat em, Beat em!"
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.84 : Muhammad Ali's phone number is "fe fe fe fi fe fo
fo"
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.85 : Make brownies with or without nuts (male or
female)
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.86 : Difference between a faith healer and a miracle
worker
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.87 : "Here moosie moosie"
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.88 : Why did a little boy sneak past the medicine
cabinet?
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.89 : P.L.O stands for Push Leon over board
.1 (item)
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12 | 6 | 3.8.0.90 : W.A.C.O stands for We aren't coming
out
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.91 : A man lost the whole Left side of his body, but
he's all Right.
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.92 : What did one hole in the ground say to the other?
(well)
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.93 : How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky?
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.94 : Do you have kidneys? (My knees are pretty
big)
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.95 : How long of lumber do you want? (Quite a while,
I'm building a house)
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.96 : "I'm A and You're A Hog"
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.97 : No man is good for you; you may be right and you
may be left too.
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.98 : Lorena Bobbitt trial was almost thrown out because
the evidence wouldn't stand up in court
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.99 : How much dirt is in a hole? (none)
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.100 : Who lies in Alexander the Grape's
Tomb?
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.101 : Why in a formation of geese is one side longer?
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.102 : What do you call a dehydrated Frenchman? (pee
air)
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.103 : When you assume, you make an Ass out of U and
Me.
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.104 : "You picked a find time to leave me Lucille
(loose-wheel)"
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12 | 7 | 3.8.0.105 : Mortuary Bob's Body Shop
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.106 : Lady peanut was a salted while walking down the
street
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.107 : Proton is positive about leaving
electrons
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.108 : I don't think anymore. I don't think any less,
either.
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.109 : Men can't get into a bar because all they have is
nut
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.110 : What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
(Dam)
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.111 : Pete and Repete sitting on a fence.
Pete fell off, who is left?
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.112 : What do you get when you cross a cow and a Tibetan
Yak? (Cattlak)
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.113 : Jackalope is a cross between a jack rabbit and an
antelope
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.114 : What's black and white and has a cherry on top?
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.115 : A seafood diet means "I see food and I eat
it"
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.116 : Spell I cup and you'll get "I see you pee"
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.117 : What did the olive say when it rolled off the
table? (O Live)
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.118 : Hao Lang is a Chinaman (How long is a
Chinaman)
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.119 : Why can't a nose be twelve inches
long?
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12 | 8 | 3.8.0.120 : What is a pirate favorite movie?
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.121 : Why was six afraid of seven?
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.122 : To be or not to be
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.123 : How the city of Puyallup got its name?
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.124 : Blue (boo) is the color of ghost
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.125 : Red (wed) is the color of marriage
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.126 : Yellow (hello) is the color of an echo
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.127 : From Peabody to Playbody
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.128 : Sandy Claws (Santa Claus) is what lion get when he
crosses the desert at Christmas Time
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.129 : What do I like best about you?
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.130 : Tow Dutchmen
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.131 : What did the picture say to the wall?
.1 (item)
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.132 : A red rock eater
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.133 : What is the only nail a carpenter hates to
hit?
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.134 : What is Smokey the Bears middle name?
.1 (item)
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12 | 9 | 3.8.0.135 : Have you heard about the needle and
thread?
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.136 : Why fire engine red? (communists are
red)
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.137 : Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? (To the
dump)
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.138 : What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
(Ruff, ruff)
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.139 : What do you get when you cross Batman and Robin
with a steamroller? (Flatman and Ribbon)
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.140: Hertz Doughnut (Hurts, don't it?)
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.141: Stressed is desserts spelled backwards
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.142: "Donut touch her, cheese mine" (Do not touch her,
she's mine)
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.143: A newborn baby is named 'Fertiliza'
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.144: Why can't bikes stand up by themselves
.1 (item)
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.145: "Hell is one hell of a place to be helled
in"
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.146: Songwriters never die, they just
decompose
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.147: How deep did the frog say the water was when he
jumped into it? (knee-deep)
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.148: 'Cereal Killer'
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.149: Dragons are to sleep in the daytime so that they
can hurt knights
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12 | 10 | 3.8.0.150: "I'm an IFR pilot, I follow roads"
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.151: We have old pilots and bold pilots, but there are
no old bold pilot.
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.152: What do you call a cat that eats ice cubes? (A cool cat)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.153: What is a three-letter word for hard water? (ice)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.154: You should not kiss your parakeets
because they are untweetable
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.155: Rabbits would go bunnymoon after they get married.
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.156: Spell stop and what do you do at a green light?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.157: Take a dog that has no tail to the retail store.
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.158: Spell joke and What's the white of an egg called?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.159: What did the mommy bullet tell the daddy bullet?
.1 (item)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.160: Why could you not hear when the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.161: Under where? (underwear)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.162: How do you fit seven astronauts into a Volkswagon?
.1 (item)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.163: How to spell "before"
.1 (item)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.164: Spell railroad crossing without any r's.
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.165: Spell Mississippi with one i (eye)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.166: Drink H20, not H2S04
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.167: How California got its name (Cal-I-Phoned-Ya)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.168: Dark Humor
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.169: End of the Rainbow
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.170: Send in the 'subs'
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.171: Grandad chewed on pillow during sleep
.1 (item)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.172: How much does a pirate pay for his corn?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.173: Beauty is in the eye of the "beeholder"
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.174: Difference between born winner and born loser
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.175: What has four wheels and flies?
.1 (item)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.176: What is a confused dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.177: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
.1 (item)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.178: Boy wants to learn how to swim
.1 (item)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.179: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.180: How do you keep someone in suspense?
.1 (item)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.181: Did you hear the joke about the ceiling?
.1 (item)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.182: How are birthdays and constipation alike?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.183: How do you amke friends with your computer?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.184: Spot remover causes dog to disappear
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.185: Someday my prints will come
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.186: How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.187: Why was Tigger looking into the toilet?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.188: What did the pickle preacher say at the pickle wedding?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.189: Man wants a milk bath
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.190: What's green and sits on a toilet?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.191: What are Santa's little helpers called?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.192: What do ghosts chew?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.193: Shaking somebody by the neck to get applesauce
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.194: Man had to shoot dog
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.195: Why was the flower bad at the bee?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.196: Man needs a car jack from his neighbor
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.197: Man tries to order ice cream in hair-lip voice
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.198: Do you know how AIDS came to the United States?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.199: New book published: Rusty Bedsprings
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.200: Do you want to see me pull a funny face?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.201: What do you call a canary in a fan?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.202: What's green and has wheels?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.203: What are the three ways to lose the Super Bowl?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.204: Wipe that sheepish grin off your face
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.205: What's long and yellow and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.206: What did the bartender say to the ham sandwich when it walked into the bar?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.207: Visayan name for lizard is Halo (hallow)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.208: That's a circle joke, laugh when you get around to it
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.209: Two men want bottles of brandy for medical purposes
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.210: Choose how to die when the power's out (choose your own adventure)
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.211: When you walk into a room the mice jump up on chairs, and other jokes
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.212: What is the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.213: Bring the Jack, and Tom went and got Jack
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.214: What is sleek, Italian, and sporty?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.215: Daughter wants to go to USU because there's 80% more men
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.216: Want to hear a dirty joke? Mommy fell in the mud!
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.217: Leaverite rock
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.218: Son goes to the store and asks for a skyhook
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.219: Did you hear about the brilliant memorizer?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.220: Man determines which way to play golf based on how wife slept
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.221: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.222: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.223: Did you hear the joke about the rope?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.224: Did you hear the joke about the dirty window?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.225: How do you make a tissue dance?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.226: Heard of the farmer's daughter?
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12 | 11 | 3.8.0.227: Two pioneers have trouble with English, and get into a fight with a neighbor over a misunderstanding
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12 | 12 | 3.9.1 : "For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much."
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12 | 12 | 3.9.2 : Man gets drunk instead of buying flour, so he walks
back to two to get flour
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12 | 12 | 3.9.3 : Man who was to be eaten by cannibals peed in their
soup
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12 | 12 | 3.9.4 : Man uses hotshot to herd steers; gets kicked in
face
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12 | 12 | 3.9.5 : Boss of ditch digger tells ditch digger to hit his
hand before he moves it
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12 | 12 | 3.9.6 : Mental institute inmate tells another to get some
toilet paper when seagull messes on him
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12 | 12 | 3.9.7 : People want lady to commit grandson to asylum
because he was fishing in bathtub
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12 | 12 | 3.9.8 : Boy who is necking with girl lowers voice when she
tells him lower
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12 | 12 | 3.9.9 : Sign in Yellowstone says, "Approaching Lake Area,"
so a tourist will not believe it is Yellowstone Lake
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12 | 12 | 3.9.10 : Boys wonder what "lbs." are while unloading
supplies
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12 | 12 | 3.9.11 : A man puts a potato in the back of his
swimming trunk to impress girls
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12 | 12 | 3.9.12 : Farmer measures horses so can tell them apart; finds
that black horse is one hand taller than white horses
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12 | 12 | 3.9.13 : Farmer can not get logs through city gate; they
finally decide to turn them lengthwise
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12 | 12 | 3.9.14 : Silly Sally knew that flower could not excrete all
that manure
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12 | 12 | 3.9.15 : Silly Sally laughed when boys took off her clothes
because she knew they would not fit him
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12 | 13 | 3.9.16 : Silly Sally laughed when boys put his hand down her
shirt because she knew her money was not there
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12 | 13 | 3.9.17 : Silly Sally laughed when boys were looking up her skirt
because she knew she didn't wear any underwear
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12 | 13 | 3.9.18 : Drunk keeps running into telephone pole and thinks
he is lost in impenetrable forest
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12 | 13 | 3.9.19 : Dot on contact lenses case so blind people know
which contact goes in which eye
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12 | 13 | 3.9.20 : A moron can't pass a football because it was too big
to fit into his mouth
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12 | 13 | 3.9.21 : Nancy Naive laughed when doctor told her she was
having twins because she knew she had only done it oncef
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12 | 13 | 3.9.22 : Why man jumped off cliff
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12 | 13 | 3.9.23 : Moron tells psychiatrist what picture of three trees
is
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12 | 13 | 3.9.24 : Suit does not fit so tailor tells man to bend his
knees and slant shoulders
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12 | 13 | 3.9.25 : If seagulls knew they were Maughans, they would crap
on them
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12 | 13 | 3.9.26 : Boy eats family and gets bigger and bigger until he
burps
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12 | 13 | 3.9.27 : Best was to call monster
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12 | 13 | 3.9.28 : Man finds wrapping paper in drawer after they hear
rapping in their new house
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12 | 13 | 3.9.29 : The ghost with two black eyes
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12 | 13 | 3.9.30 : Norwegians check to see if blinkers are
working
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12 | 14 | 3.9.31 : Eat that joke because it was corny
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12 | 14 | 3.9.32 : Lady asks doctor for second opinion; so he says she
is ugly too
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12 | 14 | 3.9.33 : What duck and bicycle have in common
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12 | 14 | 3.9.34 : How to divide twelve apples evenly among thirteen
men
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12 | 14 | 3.9.35 : Why one man who falls into lake does not get hair
wet
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12 | 14 | 3.9.36 : What turkeys can do that nobody else can
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12 | 14 | 3.9.37 : Where Christmas comes before
Thanksgiving
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12 | 14 | 3.9.38 : One out of every three kids is born
Chinese
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12 | 14 | 3.9.39 : A man's suspender was caught in the door of the
fastest car
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12 | 14 | 3.9.40 : Man in New York gets run over every five
minutes
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12 | 14 | 3.9.41 : "I'm telling myself jokes, some I've heard and some
I haven't"
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12 | 14 | 3.9.42 : Why did the moron take a ruler to his bed?
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12 | 14 | 3.9.43 : Why man cut hole in umbrella
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12 | 14 | 3.9.44 : Man who kept both feet on ground had hard time
getting his pants on
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12 | 14 | 3.9.45 : Boy trying to sneak past farmer says he is cat when
he makes loud noise
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12 | 15 | 3.9.46 : Man driving wrong way on one way street did not see
Indians
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12 | 15 | 3.9.47 : Voice in cave says, "You need a shave."
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12 | 15 | 3.9.48 : "I got you where I want you, now I'm going to eat
you."
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12 | 15 | 3.9.49 : "When the log rolls over, we will
drown."
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12 | 15 | 3.9.50 : Bloody Finger wants a Band-Aid
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12 | 15 | 3.9.51 : Ice Fishing
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12 | 15 | 3.9.52 : Shut up you fool before you get us both
fired
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12 | 15 | 3.9.53 : Cowboy took eight months to complete a puzzle that
says 5-7 years
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12 | 15 | 3.9.54 : This boy would always take a nickel, when offered
the choice of having either a dime or a nickel
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12 | 15 | 3.9.55 : Student steals a graduation diplomas because he had
be in college for eight years
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12 | 15 | 3.9.56 : Two fools thought that a girl has beeped them when a
beeper was just low on a battery
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12 | 15 | 3.9.57 : A man lost ten dollars at the super bowl game and
he lost another ten dollars the next day on the T.V replay
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12 | 15 | 3.9.58 : A man was married for three months and his wife was
already six months pregnant
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12 | 15 | 3.9.59 : Man will get marry when he gets back from New York
and when asks 'when are you going?’ he answered ‘I’m not.’
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12 | 15 | 3.9.60 : "Where's the cheese?"
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12 | 16 | 3.9.61 : Man drinks Windex instead of alcohol because his
eyes are clearer after hangover
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12 | 16 | 3.9.62 : Men are sending shuttle to the space at night to
avoid the sun
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12 | 16 | 3.9.63 : Instead of panicking, man worries about his missing
quarter after losing a big game
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12 | 16 | 3.9.64 : Man thinks that asphalt is a bum
diseases
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12 | 16 | 3.9.65 : Tourists who are going to Opryland left after seeing
a sign says 'Opryland Left’
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12 | 16 | 3.9.66 : Moron strains himself going through a screen
door
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12 | 16 | 3.9.67 : When a doctor is not in his office, you can slide
the patient under his door
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12 | 16 | 3.9.68 : When a fat lady pager went off, two boys yelled
"Look out! she's backing up"
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12 | 16 | 3.9.69 : Man who thinks that he's all cured from
AIDS
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12 | 16 | 3.9.70 : Man thinks he is safe from AIDS by wearing a condom
while sharing a needle
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12 | 16 | 3.9.71 : A bicycle tries to pass cars that are going 140
mph
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12 | 16 | 3.9.72 : Wife tells a cop that her husband is drunk when they
were pulled over
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12 | 16 | 3.9.73 : Man thinks an elephant has two tails because he has
never seen it before
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12 | 16 | 3.9.74 : Man speeds up his car when he saw a police car
behind him
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12 | 16 | 3.9.75 : A prisoner yells 'fire' while standing in front of
firing squad
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12 | 17 | 3.9.76 : A woman thought she lost nineteen pounds when she
was on the scale
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12 | 17 | 3.9.77 : Cop asks a man to take penguins to the zoo, and not
only he has taken it to the zoo, he's also taking it to a beach
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12 | 17 | 3.9.78 : How long does the winter last in the Bear
Lake?
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12 | 17 | 3.9.79 : Man won't use his water ski because he can't find a
down-hill lake
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12 | 17 | 3.9.80 : A thief stole fifteen dollar bill while leaving
behind a twenty dollar bill
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12 | 17 | 3.9.81 : Man blamed it on a fly when he spotted the fly
sitting on top of a huge pile of cow poop
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12 | 17 | 3.9.82 : Man is still waiting for a dead caretaker when he is
already next to him
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12 | 17 | 3.9.83 : Man tells a police officer that Seagulls
(endangered) taste like somewhere between a Golden Eagle (endangered) and a Spotted
Owl endangered)
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12 | 17 | 3.9.84 : "Ping, you're a typewriter"
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12 | 17 | 3.9.85 : City Slicker helped gave birth to a calf and said
"How fast was that calf going?"
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12 | 17 | 3.9.86: People in St. George make a circle to stop the wind
and they are still there today
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12 | 17 | 3.9.87: Beep is for the blind and not deaf
people
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12 | 17 | 3.9.88: How many animals did Moses take on the
Ark?
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12 | 17 | 3.9.89: A woman thought that the cruise control is like an
autopilot
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12 | 17 | 3.9.90: A driver speeds up thinking he can get off the radar
screen
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12 | 18 | 3.9.91: A moron digs up his dead cat thinking it had nine
lives
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12 | 18 | 3.9.92: Coward wants to know when a doctor will be out again
to make an appointment
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12 | 18 | 3.9.93: Why did the morons ice factory close
down?
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12 | 18 | 3.9.94: A man thinks he'll be stuck up in a plane forever if
the engine blew up
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12 | 18 | 3.9.95: Why mormon throw a clock out of the
window?
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12 | 18 | 3.9.96: Why mormon flush himself down the
toilet?
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12 | 18 | 3.9.97: Moron sat on a street corner with bread and butter
waiting for a traffic jam
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12 | 18 | 3.9.98: Moron bride cried when her husband went shooting
craps because she didn't know how to cook them
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12 | 18 | 3.9.99: Man wanted to walk on a flashlight beam to get
across a river
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12 | 18 | 3.9.100: "My friend is so dumb that if he took an I.Q. exam,
he would have to ask where he should write his name"
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12 | 18 | 3.9.101: Giant Orange Head
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12 | 18 | 3.9.102: Fisherman directiod to lake with "plenty of browns"
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12 | 18 | 3.9.103: What did the skier say to the ice-skater?
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12 | 18 | 3.9.104: Nonsense joke with multiple contradictions
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12 | 18 | 3.9.105: Woman gets vaseline and window putty mixed up
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12 | 18 | 3.9.106: Man loses bet on replay of Super Bowl
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12 | 18 | 3.9.107: Fat person gets into Tub
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12 | 18 | 3.9.108: What goes "Ha Ha Ha Ka-Plunk"?
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12 | 18 | 3.9.109: What does a fat person leave in the tub instead of a soap ring?
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12 | 18 | 3.9.110: Nonsense jokes with nonsense answers
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12 | 18 | 3.9.111: Lack of toilet paper during war
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12 | 18 | 3.9.112: Student drives plane down highway
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12 | 18 | 3.9.113: 25+25+25-25=28
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12 | 18 | 3.9.114: Guy falls in grave and climbs back out
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12 | 18 | 3.9.115: Man stays warm in jail, and they forget to let him out
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12 | 18 | 3.9.116: Man holds hand in front of face and says "hit my hand"
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12 | 18 | 3.9.117: What's the difference between a rabbit?
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12 | 18 | 3.9.118: Three penguins on a slide, last one yells "radio"
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12 | 18 | 3.9.119: I'd like to make an appointment with the dentist
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12 | 18 | 3.9.120: Boy keeps responding to the name Steve, but his name isn't Steve
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12 | 18 | 3.9.121: Man tries to become a "real hard case" in Alaska, but mixes up instructions
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12 | 18 | 3.9.122: Man builds fence so it will be taller after it is blown over
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12 | 18 | 3.9.123: Boys throw engine block down a hole
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12 | 18 | 3.9.124: BAH
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13 | 1-9 | 3.10.1 : Land Animals |
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.1 : Why chicken crossed the road
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.2 : "Quit your complain, I haven't made your porridge
yet"
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.3 : Huge animals blesses food before he eats
hunter
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.4 : "That's the third queer rooster I've shot this
week."
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.5 : All baby mole can smell is molasses when he can
not get out of hole
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.6 : Bull says wants to stay in pasture for heifer and
heifer
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.7 : Cross a gorilla with a porcupine
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.8 : Where does a 900 pound gorilla sleep?
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.9 : Where does a 2000 pound hippo sleep?
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13 | 1 | 3.10.1.10 : Where does a 3000 pound canary sleep?
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.11 : What do you call a cow with no legs?
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.12 : What has four legs and an arm?
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.13 : What is a cow with one leg?
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.14 : What is a cow with two legs?
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.15 : What do you call a dog without legs?
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.16 : What is green and hang from a tree?
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.17 : Would you like me to put it on your bill?
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.18 : Rabbit came back to life after being poured by a
hair (hare) restorer with a permanent wave
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.19 : Hunting dog sees two birds screwing around in
bushes
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13 | 2 | 3.10.1.20 : How to catch a polar bear
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13 | 3 | 3.10.1.21 : How far can a dog run into a forest?
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13 | 3 | 3.10.1.22 : Why do cows wear bells?
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13 | 3 | 3.10.1.23 : What has four legs and barks?
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13 | 3 | 3.10.1.24 : How many lions to fill empty cage
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13 | 3 | 3.10.1.25 : Why spider crossed the road
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13 | 3 | 3.10.1.26 : A smart bear wipes his butt with a rabbit because
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13 | 3 | 3.10.1.29 : How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
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13 | 3 | 3.10.1.30 : Cat isn't dead, but just ran out of
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.31 : Fifth pig goes into bar; does not use restroom
because he is the pig that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.32 : What a 500 pound canary says
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.33 : "It's Finch and Chimps again"
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.34 : What is a cow with five legs?
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.35 : What to do when gorilla knocks on door
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.36 : What chicken said when it laid square
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.38 : Absent-minded cow gives milk of
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.39 : Why dog is like a tree?
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.40 : What is invisable and smell like
carrots?
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.41 : Penguin typewriter
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.42 : Pigeon Shat in Me Eye
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.43 : Bartender tells grasshopper they have a drink
named after him
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.44 : What happened to a dog that chased after a
car?
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.45 : Cat washes his face before he's going to eat the
mouse
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.46 : What do you call a blind rabbit sitting on your
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.47 : Cows sleep standing and you can tip it over by
grabing its tail
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.48 : What do you get when you cross a donkey and an
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13 | 4 | 3.10.1.49 : Why don't they send donkey to school
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.51 : Bear ate the wrong maid in the bar
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.52 : What is a gay male dinosaur call?
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.53 : A drunk lion tells other animal that they are the
ugliest
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.54 : Rabbit has no problem with poop sticking to his
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.55 : Which coyote's name was really coyote
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.56 : A girl mouse tell her boyfriend she have been
reaped
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.57 : Zebra searches for her new occupation when she was
no longer needed in the circus
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.58 : What does a dog do in the front lawn that you
wouldn't want to step in
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.59 : What do call a cow who has just had a
calf
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.60 : How do you get a virgin wool?
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.61 : Cross a pit bull with a Lassie
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.62 : What did the dog say when he went down the bumpy
road?
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.63 : How long does it take for a deer to grow into a
full sized elk
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.64 : Buffalos are the ugliest thing in
creation
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.65 : How do you french kiss a dog
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.66 : Why was rabbit looking in the toilet
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.67 : Difference between a drag horse and a war
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.68 : Dog looks for the person who shot his
"paw"
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.69 : Koala means a bear who eats bushes and
leaves
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13 | 5 | 3.10.1.70 : Will you pass me the soap?
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.71 : Rooster can't make any crowing sounds because the
rooster is dumb
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.72 : If rooster lays an egg on top of a roof, which way
will it roll
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.73 : If chicken laid an egg of an hour, how much is a
pound of butter weigh
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.74 : What happen to a turtle, a rabbit and a lizard who
decided to set up a farm
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.75 : "My name is Fido, F-I-D-E-A-U-X"
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.76 : What's black and white and red all
over?
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.77 : What's black and white, and black and
blue
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.78 : Sheep can only travel five MPH while being herded
along the roads
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.79 : Termite walked into a bar and asked "Where's the
bar tender?"
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13 | 6 | 3.10.1.80 : Why does the dog wag his tail
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.81 : Where do you find a turtle with no
legs?
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.82 : Man gets mad because the cat fur was sticking to
his tongue
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.83 : What do you call a cow that sits on the
grass
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.84 : Mouse has a professor that brings food for
him
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.85 : Monkey will open anything with a knob until he met
a pig with a cork at its rear end
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.86 : Cross between a bulldog and a collie
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.87 : What do reindeers' wives do ager Santa and the
reindeer deliver the presents?
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.88 : Papa bear name is Shut Up, maomma bear name is Be
Quiet and baby bear name is Trouble
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.89 : "Never play with your food before you eat
it!"
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.90 : Why did cows fell over and bulls didn't when the
earthquake hit
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.91 : Cat wishes for red satin sheets and mice wishes
for rollerblading when they were in heaven
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.92 : Bear used to have a long tail, but it was snapped
off when the bear stick his tail in the water for too long
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.93 : White horse fell in the mud and got all
black
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.94 : Three mice were sent to university to learn about
the differnt kinds of cheese
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13 | 7 | 3.10.1.95 : Why did the monkey fall out of tree
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.96 : The new dog bra
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.97 : Rabbit eats carrots that are taste
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.98 : Why do ducks have flat feet
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.99 : If horses wear horse shoes, what do camels
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.100 : How do you catch a squirrel?
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.101 : The nearsighted turtle
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.102 : What's black and white, has four legs and goes
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.103: How do you keep a camel from dying in the
desert
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.104: How did the chicken get across the
street?
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.105: What do you know when you find bones on the moon?
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.106: What do you call a chicken skin-diver?
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.107: Cow that could give no milk is called udder failure
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.108: How do you kill a skunk?
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.109: What chases a lizard across the desert?
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13 | 8 | 3.10.1.110: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.111: What do you called a dog without legs that is on a leash?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.112: What do cats eat for breakfast?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.113: What do you call frozen dog poop?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.114: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.115: Why couldn't the corgi pay his bill?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.116: Bike and Duck Joke
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.117: I See Moleasses
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.118: 3 Legged Dog Joke
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.119: 3 Legged Dog Joke
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.120: Man walks faster than horse and buggy
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.121: Man throws snail across the street
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.122: What is the difference between a duck?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.123: Boy keeps a talking frog instead of asking for a wish
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.124: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a silkworm?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.125: What do you call a cow standing on the side of a hill?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.126: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.127: Chicken rides on cow and gets licked
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.128: Rabbit brings manure to buzzard's garden
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.129: How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.130: Why did the rabbit salute the refrigerator?
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.131: Monkey wants soap because he's a typewriter
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.132: Mice train professors to bring them food
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.133: Statue mistaken for horse
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13 | 9 | 3.10.1.134: When the log rolls over, we will die
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13 | 10-12 | 3.10.2 : Air Animals |
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13 | 10 | 3.10.2.1 : What is a bird after he is four days
old
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13 | 10 | 3.10.2.2 : What to call seagull that will not eat
grasshoppers
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13 | 10 | 3.10.2.3 : Bee ended up in the pail of milk for flying
through a cow's ear
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13 | 10 | 3.10.2.4 : Parrot keeps saying "Who is it?" when the plumber
comes to the door
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13 | 10 | 3.10.2.5 : Parrot asks 'What did the poor turcky do' after it
was put in a freezer
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13 | 10 | 3.10.2.6 : Which fly in the kitchen is the cowboy
fly
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13 | 10 | 3.10.2.7 : What did the bird say when his umbrella broke in
the rain
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13 | 10 | 3.10.2.8 : How many flies does it take to screw in a
light bulb
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.9 : The last thing that enters a bug's mind when it hits
the windshield
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.10 : Parrot sings every time a candle is put under its
body
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.11 : How did the bumblebee break his leg
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.12 : Parrot would say "Someone's gonna get it" wherever
the owner brought home a woman
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.13 : Baby bird says my end stinks too, but it doesn't
tell me where to go
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.14 : Parakeet calls out Jesus when it saw a
burglar
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.15 : Why is the sky so high
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.16 : Bee flying backward sounds zub, zub,
zub
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.17 : Eagle has a wingspan of feet when it is flying
toward or away from the sun
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.18 : Sparrow was saved by the cow poop, but eaten by
the cat
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.19 : The milamore bird
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13 | 11 | 3.10.2.20 : Which sport do mosquitoes like best
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13 | 12 | 3.10.2.21 : Parrot and magician causes the ship to explode and
they were the only two to survive
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13 | 12 | 3.10.2.22 : Have you heard of the Mile Or More
bird?
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13 | 12 | 3.10.2.23 : How a crane got its blue eyes
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13 | 12 | 3.10.2.24: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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13 | 12 | 3.10.2.25: What do you call a fly with no wings?
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13 | 12 | 3.10.2.26: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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13 | 12 | 3.10.2.27: Why are black birds black?
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13 | 12 | 3.10.2.28: Have you ever tried to milk an eagle?
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13 | 13-15 | 3.10.3 : Sea Animals (frogs) |
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13 | 13 | 3.10.3.1 : Why does the ocean roar?
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13 | 13 | 3.10.3.2 : Snail wants a car with the letter "S" painted on
the hood
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13 | 13 | 3.10.3.3 : What's green and goes through walls
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13 | 13 | 3.10.3.4 : Wide-mouthed frog asks other animals what do they
feed their babies
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13 | 13 | 3.10.3.5 : What's green and has sixteen wheels
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13 | 14 | 3.10.3.6 : What's red and green and goes 100 miles per
hour
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13 | 14 | 3.10.3.7 : Frog got a loan for having a
Knick-Knack, Patty Black as a collateral
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13 | 14 | 3.10.3.8: How do you eat a frog?
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13 | 14 | 3.10.3.9: What is green and lays in the swamp?
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13 | 14 | 3.10.3.10: How do you catch a fish?
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13 | 14 | 3.10.3.11: Moby Pickle Joke
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13 | 14 | 3.10.3.12: Catching fish with dynamite
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13 | 14 | 3.10.3.13: Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
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13 | 16-17 | 3.11: Dialect Jokes |
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13 | 16 | 3.11.1 : Portagee threw the wrong butt out the window.
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13 | 16 | 3.11.3 : War'd ya git such a gargeous arrange farmal.
(Southern Utah)
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13 | 16 | 3.11.4 : Aye, a' ae oo
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13 | 16 | 3.11.5 : Teacher asks student to spell "orse."
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13 | 16 | 3.11.6 : German needs car name from Japanese man quickly;
Japanese asks "Dat soon?"
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13 | 16 | 3.11.7 : "I'm the vindow viper, and I came to vash your
vindows."
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13 | 16 | 3.11.8 : Japanese man yells 'Surprise!' after told he was in
charge of supplies
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13 | 16 | 3.11.9 : After soldier going through such a difficult task
force, Admiral goes 'Ah-so, verdy interesting' in Japanese sound
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13 | 16 | 3.11.10 : "Yuki-mashou" literally means "let's snow “ in
Japanese
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13 | 17 | 3.11.11 : How do you spell 'Virgin' in German?
(Gudenteit)
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13 | 17 | 3.11.12 : To many cooks ruin the Viscisqua (stew)
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13 | 17 | 3.11.13 : Farmer who stood up to bear his testimony in
Southern Idaho twangs
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13 | 17 | 3.11.14 : "Oh Wa Ta Gu Si Am" in Japanese and "Oh what a goose
I am" in English
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13 | 17 | 3.11.15 : What do you call a bra in German?
(Keepemfromfloppen)
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13 | 17 | 3.11.16: Run Sheep Run
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13 | 17 | 3.11.17: How do you say an index finger in
Chinese?
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13 | 17 | 3.11.18: How do you say cemetery in africa?
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13 | 17 | 3.11.19: Teli-jardin (Spanish)
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13 | 17 | 3.11.20: Deaf people saying "all of you"
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13 | 17 | 3.11.21: Deaf people saying "will you burry me?"
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13 | 17 | 3.11.22: Have you got a rigor?
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13 | 17 | 3.11.23: Chinese man has cataracts, but doesn't understand
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13 | 17 | 3.11.24: How do you say "cemetary" in Africa? (Spanish)
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13 | 17 | 3.11.25: How do you say atomic bomb in Chinese? (Spanish)
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13 | 17 | 3.11.26: How do you say "pistol" in Arabic? (Spanish)
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13 | 17 | 3.11.27: How do you say "index finder" in Chinese? (Spanish)
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14 | 1-17 | 3.12: Joke Fads |
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14 | 1-6 | 3.12.1: Knock, Knock |
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14 | 1 | 3.12.1.1 : "Banana who" and "Orange you glad I didn't say
banana?"
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14 | 2 | 3.12.1.2 : "Car go beep, beep, run over Easter
Bunny."
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14 | 2 | 3.12.1.3 : "You've forgotten me already."
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14 | 2 | 3.12.1.4 : "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning."
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14 | 2 | 3.12.1.5 : Wrong person starts joke
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.6 : Geronimo my lawn
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.7 : "Tick' em up, I'm a tongue tied
wobber"
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.8 : Michael Jackson
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.9 : I didn't know you could Yodel
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.10 : "Stella nother ether rabbit"
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.11 : You ripped that pants and you'll pay for
them
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.12 : I swallowed my gum
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.13 : "Who goes there" and "That's what I asked
you"
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.14 : Let us in and you'll find out
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.15 : I love you (Olive you)
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.16 : Aren't you coming out to play
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14 | 3 | 3.12.1.17 : "A mosquito bit me" and "He bit me
again"
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14 | 4 | 3.12.1.18 : "Boo Who?" and Don't cry!
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14 | 4 | 3.12.1.19 : "Madam who" and I caught my damn foot in the
door
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14 | 4 | 3.12.1.20 : "Butch your arms around me and Jimmy a little
kiss"
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.21 : Ben Hur an hour waiting for you
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.22 : Anita roll of toilet paper
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.23 : Spray water on John the Baptist
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.24 : Tired of hearing these dumb knock knock
jokes
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.25 : Easter Bunny
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.26 : How knock knock started
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.27 : A motorcycle doesn't have doors
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.28 : Repeat who?
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.29 : "Jeremy Allan Swensen"
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.30 : O.J. who? "You're on the jury"
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.31: Tarzan stripes forever
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.32: "I'm a mormon"
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.33: Scotty the tissue man
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.34: "I love that joke"
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14 | 5 | 3.12.1.35: Dishes me and dishes you
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14 | 6 | 3.12.1.36: Lettuce in, it's cold out here
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14 | 6 | 3.12.1.37: Interrupting cow who?
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14 | 6 | 3.12.1.38: Ketchup who?
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14 | 6 | 3.12.1.39: Celeste time I tell you to open this door
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14 | 6 | 3.12.1.40: Isabelle on a bicycle necessary
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14 | 6 | 3.12.1.41: Doctor who?
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14 | 6 | 3.12.1.42: Reverse Knock-Knock Joke
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14 | 7-8 | 3.12.2: O. J. Simpson |
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.1 : O.J. Simpson got his commercial at Limo company
and their saying is “We’ll get you there with time to kill!”
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.2 : O.J. Simpson new password is slash slash backslash
escape
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.3 : O.J. Simpson asks if he could have his gloves back
after the case is closed
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.4 : O.J. Simpson dresses up because he thought he was
going to the Cancun
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.5 : O.J. Simpson's e-mail is backslash backslash
escape
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.6 : Why are people returning O.J. Simpson halloween
costumes?
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.7 : What do you have when you put O.J. Simpson, Magic
Johnson and Mike Tyson in the same room?
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.8 : O.J. Simpson thinks his wife's murderer is a
golfer?
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.9 : What do O.J. Simpson and Denver have in
common?
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.10 : What was the first question that O.J. Simpson
asked after he heard the verdict?
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.11 : O.J. Simpson was driving white bronco on the day
he was arrested
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.12 : O.J. Simpson was innocent because his brother Bart
confessed
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.13 : People stops drinking orange juices because they
heard that O.J. can kill them
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.14 : O.J. Simpson is letting out for Thanksgiving
because he is the only one who knows how to carve the white meat in his
family
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14 | 7 | 3.12.2.15 : Did you hear that O.J. Simpson confessed? (They
squeezed it out of him)
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14 | 8 | 3.12.2.16 : What did Mike Tyson have for breakfast?
(O.J)
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14 | 8 | 3.12.2.17 : What is O.J. Simpson's wife, Nichole, going to a
costume party as?
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14 | 8 | 3.12.2.18 : What did Michael Jackson say to O.J. Simpson when
he was arrested?
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14 | 8 | 3.12.2.19 : Difference between John Elway and Al
Collins
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14 | 8 | 3.12.2.20 : Difference between O.J. Simpson and Christopher
Reeves
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14 | 8 | 3.12.2.21 : What's the worst kind of juice for you?
(O.J.)
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14 | 9 | 3.12.3: Rock Hudson |
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Box | Folder | ||
14 | 9 | 3.12.3.1 : Did you hear that the Statue of Liberty has AIDS
from Hudson?
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14 | 9 | 3.12.3.2 : Rock Hudson didn't die of aids, but from food
poisoning
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14 | 9 | 3.12.3.3 : What did Rock Hudson and Len Bias have in common?
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14 | 9 | 3.12.3.4 : Rock Hudson instantly disappeared when someone in
front of him bent over to pick up something
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14 | 9 | 3.12.3.5 : Who is the most nervous man in California? ("The Rock")
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14 | 9 | 3.12.3.6: Rock Hudson was born in Illinois and 'reared' in
California
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14 | 9 | 3.12.3.7: Rock Hudson's wallet was found, but (person on the
joke) picture was in it
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14 | 9 | 3.12.3.8: Why did Rock Hudson divorce his wife?
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14 | 10-15 | 3.12.4: Elephant Jokes |
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Box | Folder | ||
14 | 10 | 3.12.4.1: What did the stream say when an elephant sat in
it?
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14 | 10 | 3.12.4.2: Why do elephants have flat feet?
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14 | 10 | 3.12.4.3: When an elephant has been in your
refrigerator
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14 | 10 | 3.12.4.4: When an elephant is on her period
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14 | 10 | 3.12.4.5: What do you call a female elephant that
hitch-hikes?
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14 | 10 | 3.12.4.6: How does an elephant get across the
lake?
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14 | 10 | 3.12.4.7: Why is it dangerous to walk through the forest at
five o'clock?
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14 | 10 | 3.12.4.8: How many elephants can you get in a
Volkswagen?
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14 | 10 | 3.12.4.9: Why does an elephant lay on its back?
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14 | 10 | 3.12.4.10: How can you tell if there's an elephant in a bed
with you?
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14 | 11 | 3.12.4.11: What is gray and stamps out jungle fires?
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14 | 11 | 3.12.4.12: What time is it when an elephant sits on a
fence?
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14 | 11 | 3.12.4.13: Why do elephants sit on marshmallows?
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14 | 11 | 3.12.4.14: Cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter
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14 | 11 | 3.12.4.15: How do you shoot a white elephant?
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14 | 11 | 3.12.4.16: When an elephant has broken into your
house?
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14 | 11 | 3.12.4.17: Why do elephants have pink eyes?
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14 | 11 | 3.12.4.18: How do you get down from an elephant?
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14 | 11 | 3.12.4.19: Difference between a chicken and an
elephant
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14 | 12 | 3.12.4.20: Why do elephants wear tennis shoes?
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14 | 12 | 3.12.4.21: Similarity between a plum and an
elephant
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14 | 12 | 3.12.4.22: How do you keep an elephant from
charging?
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14 | 12 | 3.12.4.23: How many pancakes can you fit into an elephant's
ear?
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14 | 12 | 3.12.4.24: Difference between elephants and
grapes
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14 | 12 | 3.12.4.25: How to captured elephants using a binocular and a
tweezer
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14 | 13 | 3.12.4.26: Why do elephants paint their toenails
red?
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14 | 13 | 3.12.4.27: Why did Jane say when she saw elephants coming
over the hill? (Tarzan and Jane)
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14 | 13 | 3.12.4.28: When an elephant had a diarrhea
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14 | 13 | 3.12.4.29: Why are pygmies so short?
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14 | 13 | 3.12.4.30: How do you lift an elephant?
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.31: Why did the elephant marry the ant?
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.32: Why do elephants have round feet?
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.33: Why do elephants have a short tail?
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.34: Campbell's Cream of Elephant soup
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.35: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the
party?
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.36: Why don't elephants take ballet
lessons?
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.37: A womb is an elephant fart
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.38: If an elephant front legs were going sixty miles
an hour, what were the back legs going
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.39: How do you get an elephant to fly
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.40: Why do elephants have wrinkles?
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.41: Why doesn't elephants drink martini?
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.42: Why did the elephant paint a
white stripe down his back?
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.43: Elephant can't understand how a man can breathe through his little thing
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.44: What is the black stuff between elephant's toes?
(slow native)
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14 | 14 | 3.12.4.45: How do you get out of an elephant's nose?
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14 | 15 | 3.12.4.46: How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
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14 | 15 | 3.12.4.47: What is red and has large ears?
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14 | 15 | 3.12.4.48: How do you kill an elephant?
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14 | 15 | 3.12.4.49: Difference between an elephant and an egg
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14 | 15 | 3.12.4.50: How do you get an elephant in a safeway bag?
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5: Chuck Norris |
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Box | Folder | ||
14 | 16 | 3.12.5.1 : Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking his
space
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.2: Chuck Norris has more money than you even if you
have the same money as him
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.3: Chuck Norris doesn't help, he waits.
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.4: "Get Smart" is about Chuck Norris with a bb
gun
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.5: Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but he never
cries
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.6: Chuck Norris went back in time to stop JFK
assassination
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.7: Chuck Norris's sperm created a semi-truck known as
Optimus Prime
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.8: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them
down until he gets the information he wants
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.9: Chuck Norris has a grisly bear carpet that isn't dead,
but too afraid to move.
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.10: Chuck Norris spent an awkward silence waiting
for the wheel to stop spinning at the Wheel of Fortune for 30 minutes.
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.11: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone,
he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.12: Chuck Norris went sky diving without a parachute,
but never to do it again.
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.13: "Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris; He was lucky to
leave with a warning"
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.14: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number;
You answered the wrong phone.
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.15: Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just won't put up
with any of lactose's crap.
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.16: When the boogie man goes to bed at night,
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.17: The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.18: They once had a showing of Walker Ranger in 3-D;
There were no survivors.
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14 | 16 | Undated | |
14 | 16 | 3.12.5.20: Chuck Norris and Pangea
Material Unavailabe- Lack of Release Form
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.21: Chuck Norris's Grenade
Digital Items: 1
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.22: Chuck Norris-saurus
Digital Items: 1
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14 | 16 | 3.12.5.23: Chuck Norris and Cyanide
Digital Items: 1
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14 | 17 | 3.12.0: Miscellaneous |
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Box | Folder | ||
14 | 17 | 3.12.0.1 : "Asks me if I'm an alligator."
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14 | 17 | 3.12.0.2 : Termite eats Noah's ark and says, "I can't believe
I ate the whole thing."
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14 | 17 | 3.12.0.3 : "Does that mean you're single?"
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14 | 17 | 3.12.0.4 : It was so hot yesterday that Lee Majors had to
crawl under Farrahs Fawcett
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14 | 17 | 3.12.0.5 : What do you call two black motorcycle
cops?
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14 | 17 | 3.12.0.6 : What do you get when you squeeze two little green
balls together?
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14 | 17 | 3.12.0.7 : What do you get when you have two little green balls in your hand?
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14 | 18-20 | 3.13: Didactic Jokes |
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Box | Folder | ||
14 | 18 | 3.13.1 : Lazy bum will not eat corn because it is not
shucked
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14 | 18 | 3.13.2 : Little Burned Face poetically describes chief and is
therefore chosen to be bride
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14 | 18 | 3.13.3 : Girl chosen as wife because she does not waste any
cheese
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14 | 18 | 3.13.4 : Homely girl moves broom instead of stepping over it;
therefore chosen prince's wife
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14 | 18 | 3.13.5 : Little boy let air out of truck's tires so it can go
under bridge
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14 | 18 | 3.13.6 : Lady makes sign that says "Pisen Spring" to
advertise pies; travelers think it means poison springs
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14 | 18 | 3.13.7 : Man convinces himself that attendant will ask $150
as deposit; he does not use jack he needs
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14 | 18 | 3.13.8 : Young girl fantasizes about marriage; spills milk
that will make dreams come true
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14 | 18 | 3.13.9 : Boy breaks younger brother's kite; racked with guilt
even though his brother told him to forget about it
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14 | 18 | 3.13.10 : Man shuns younger brother for friends; friends will
not help him when his wife purposely gets him in trouble
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14 | 18 | 3.13.11 : Lady buys new clothes for dirty boy; tells him to
bathe and boy becomes popular
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14 | 18 | 3.13.12 : Little boy steals pencil; lead to more serious
crimes until finally murders man
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14 | 18 | 3.13.13 : Father gets very angry at liquor retailers when
daughter is killed in automobile accident; finds out that daughter had taken his own
liquor
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14 | 18 | 3.13.14 : Marine confronts dying old man by pretending to be
son, even though he really was not
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14 | 18 | 3.13.15 : Father asks sons to break bundle of sticks. First
tries to break whole bundle and fails. Second breaks sticks separately
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14 | 19 | 3.13.16 : Sheepherder cries "wolf" twice when there were no
wolves; when wolves did come, the people would not help him
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14 | 19 | 3.13.17 : Farmer spends all money buying big car that breaks
down; other farmer spends just little money on smaller, more reliable
car
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14 | 19 | 3.13.18 : Silver bells, which only ring when gift given with
pure heart place on alter; ring when small girl places silver coin on
alter
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14 | 19 | 3.13.19 : Don't lie to your mother because she knows it
all
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14 | 19 | 3.13.20 : It takes a lot of foreplay to get a (explicit)
wet.
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14 | 19 | 3.13.21 : Four out of five people would prefer
Wheaties
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14 | 19 | 3.13.22 : Look both ways before you cross the
street
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14 | 19 | 3.13.23 : Sure and steady wins the race
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14 | 19 | 3.13.24 : "You can't hide what you are so be
yourself"
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14 | 19 | 3.13.25 : "You can't send a knight out on a dog"
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14 | 20 | 3.13.26: Mutts would clean the dishes with their
tongues
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14 | 20 | 3.13.27: You have to pay for everything in this life whether
you want to or not
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14 | 20 | 3.13.28: The reputation of a thousand years may be determined
by the conduct of one hour (Don't cheat)
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14 | 20 | 3.13.29: You know who your friends are when the chips are
down.
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14 | 20 | 3.13.30: I have not yet begun to fight!
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14 | 20 | 3.13.31: Some people are so heavenly minded they are of no earthly worth
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14 | 20 | 3.13.32: Man moves accross the street after 80 years
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14 | 20 | 3.13.33: "Don't mess with grandpa when he's been drinking"
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14 | 21-24 | 3.0: Miscellaneous |
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Box | Folder | ||
14 | 21 | 3.0.1 : Small dirty Neanderthal man lift up arm; able to
drag off good looking woman
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14 | 21 | 3.0.2 : Prisoners shout out numbers instead of repeating
jokes
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14 | 21 | 3.0.3 : Man picks up hitch-hiker who says she is
witch
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14 | 21 | 3.0.4 : Old lady says, "Come in," after knocking on some
wood
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14 | 21 | 3.0.5 : Boy working in store used clever comebacks to stay
out of trouble
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14 | 21 | 3.0.6 : "I left my cigarettes at the bar."
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14 | 21 | 3.0.7 : What has red nose and lives in test
tube?
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14 | 21 | 3.0.8 : "My parents were so poor they couldn't afford to
have me, so the neighbors did."
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14 | 21 | 3.0.9 : Recipe for elephant stew
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14 | 21 | 3.0.10 : Recipe for stuffing
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14 | 21 | 3.0.11 : City ordinance in Sugar City that you can not spit
in Rexburg
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14 | 21 | 3.0.12 : How to lose ten pounds of ugly fat
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14 | 21 | 3.0.13 : Where trucks would meet
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14 | 21 | 3.0.14 : What King Kong uses for roll-on
deodorant
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14 | 21 | 3.0.15 : Cross LSD with birth control pills
.1 (item)
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14 | 22 | 3.0.16 : How you know if a plane is from North
Dakota
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14 | 22 | 3.0.17 : Inside Jokes
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14 | 22 | 3.0.18 : Butt Cheeks
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14 | 22 | 3.0.19 : Yule Gibbons won't be on TV for a while because he
ate the camera
.1 (item)
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14 | 22 | 3.0.20 : Glue everyone on the wall with a glue
.1 (item)
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14 | 23 | 3.0.21 : Last page of the book said 'Sucker'
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14 | 23 | 3.0.22 : Antlers were male deer
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14 | 23 | 3.0.23 : Tell secrets as you fart
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14 | 23 | 3.0.24 : Grandma was followed home every night after
work
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14 | 23 | 3.0.25 : "We'll catch them with their pants down"
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14 | 23 | 3.0.26 : "Don't laugh at this wall, the joke is in your
hand"
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14 | 23 | 3.0.27 : Why shouldn't you wear snow boots in the
house
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14 | 23 | 3.0.28 : "It's their runway, let them check it"
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14 | 23 | 3.0.29 : This seat is taken
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14 | 23 | 3.0.30 : A woman grew an inch of bust line whenever a man say
no to her proposal
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14 | 23 | 3.0.31 : Why do tampons have strings?
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14 | 23 | 3.0.32 : A man and an old lady fights for a parking
space
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14 | 23 | 3.0.33 : An outhouse was moved to a concrete island with a
sign saying 'For Sale'
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14 | 23 | 3.0.34 : What do Michael Jackson and Steve Sax have in
common?
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14 | 23 | 3.0.35 : How do you top a car?
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14 | 24 | 3.0.36 : A woman mistakenly unzipped a man’s pant when she
was trying to unzip her pant from behind
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14 | 24 | 3.0.37 : How do you make Budweiser?
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14 | 24 | 3.0.38 : The joke meter
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14 | 24 | 3.0.39 : How do you make a handkerchief dance?
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14 | 24 | 3.0.40 : How come you can't get lost in San
Francisco?
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14 | 24 | 3.0.41 : List of Halloween jokes
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14 | 24 | 3.0.42 : A talking muffin
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14 | 24 | 3.0.43 : Comic of fish in a blender
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14 | 24 | 3.0.44 : You Might be an Owens if...
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4: Formula TalesReturn to Top
Container(s) | Description | Dates | |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 1 | 4.1: Rounds |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 1 | 4.1.1: Antonio, tell us a story..
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15 | 1 | 4.1.2 : Said Brigham Young to Brigham Old, "Twas a dark and
stormy night..."
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15 | 1 | 4.1.3 : Four men sitting around the campfire and one goes
let’s tell each other ghost stories. Once there were four men..
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15 | 1 | 4.1.4 : A soldier rode up to Jack and said, "Tell us a story
Jack...."
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15 | 1 | 4.1.5 : Shorty said to Tally, "Will you please read me a
story..."
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15 | 1 | 4.1.6 : Scout master suggested telling ghost stories and
asked Jack to tell some
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15 | 1 | 4.1.7 : Some Indians were sitting around their campfire when
chief rose and said "Tell us a story..."
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15 | 1 | 4.1.8 : Sam, tell us a story..
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15 | 1 | 4.1.9 : Papa bird and mama bird had a baby bird and baby
bird later becomes a papa bird
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15 | 2-5 | 4.2: Catch Tales |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 2 | 4.2.1 : Patience, jackass, patience
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15 | 2 | 4.2.2 : 1q, 2q, 3q, 4q, 5q..
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15 | 2 | 4.2.3 : Brick layer has one extra brick and throws it away.
Poodle that was thrown out of plane is found with a brick in its mouth
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15 | 2 | 4.2.4 : Pea Green Soup
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15 | 2 | 4.2.5 : What's up doc?
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15 | 2 | 4.2.6 : What do you call little box in front of
car?
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15 | 2 | 4.2.7 : Person has invisible little brother in their pocket
and asks someone to hold his coat while he does tricks
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15 | 2 | 4.2.8 : Man travels all around world looking for Siberian
Peach Pie. When finally finds some, he orders another kind of pie
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15 | 2 | 4.2.9 : Four kids go to scary house; one dies of shock. Two
weeks later, one gets burned to death after receiving letter of warning. Two weeks
after that, one gets stabbed after receiving letter of warning. Two weeks later,
last receives letter to beware of dark
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15 | 3 | 4.2.10 : Pulling a leg, just like I’m pulling yours.
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15 | 4 | 4.2.11 : A bunch of bull just like the rest of the story
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15 | 4 | 4.2.12 : Man takes wife's golden arm from grave; wife then
appears to him demanding arm
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15 | 4 | 4.2.13 : Little boys dress as ghosts and scare people when
they take dime from house
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15 | 4 | 4.2.14 : Doctor slept in attic of couple's house. During
night, doctor woke up and found man standing over him with knife; man cut down
ham
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15 | 4 | 4.2.15 : "Shut up [butt], I know what I'm doing!"
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15 | 5 | 4.2.16 : Man drops watch in lake and big fish swallows it.
Later catches big fish and finds fish guts inside
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15 | 5 | 4.2.17 : Boy dropped coin in lake. Several years later, he
caught fish and while cleaning it, struck something hard
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15 | 5 | 4.2.18 : "I want my liver."
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15 | 5 | 4.2.19 : The wise missionary
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15 | 6 | 4.3: Unfinished Tales |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 6 | 4.3.1 : Penguin is able to swim in cold water because he
says, "Radio, radio..." under his breath
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15 | 6 | 4.3.2 : Man kills wife when she asks him why he keeps black
alligator in white pool and white alligator in black pool
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15 | 6 | 4.3.3 : Boy asks for Ping-Pong balls when he advances from
grade to grade in school
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15 | 6 | 4.3.4 : Tin is bended and now my story's ended
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15 | 6 | 4.3.5 : Drunken worker is about to stab boss when boss dives
for crack in tent and wakes up
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15 | 7 | 4.0: Miscellaneous |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 7 | 4.0.1: Man is kidnapped by gypsies while on his way to nail
store
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5: Tall TalesReturn to Top
Container(s) | Description | Dates | |
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5.1: Tales Dealing with Animals |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 8 | 5.1.1: Hunting Tales |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 8 | 5.1.1.1: Hunter kills bear so big that it's head was in
Arkansas and it's tail was in Gulf of Mexico
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.2 : Man catches twelve turkeys and kills two foxes,
twelve geese, twelve ducks, and rabbit when his gun explodes
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.3 : Man shoots five deer which were standing in
line
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.4 : Deer rubs itself against tree until there is
nothing left but neck and head
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.5 : Man kills wounded elk by lassoing it and winding
it around tree and then slitting it's throat
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.6 : Man shoots deer with cherry stones as shot. The
next year, he sees deer with cherry tree growing out of head
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.7 : Man kills buffalo and then crawls inside carcass
to keep warm during snowstorm
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.8 : Man can not decide which turkey to shoot so he
aims between them; bullet splits and kills both of them
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.9 : Man was such good shot that he salted his bullet
so meat would not spoil before he got to it
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.10 : Man outruns father while being chased by a
bear
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.11 : Man slit deer's throat while sliding on
ice
.2 (items)
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.12 : Man killed buffalo and got into carcass to stay
warm; carcass froze and he could not get out. Started thinking of all bad things
he had done; felt so guilty and small that he could crawl out of
carcass
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.13 : Man cuts deer throat while riding on it's
back
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15 | 8 | 5.1.1.14 : [People] on opossum hunt run into bear; crippled
old man runs so fast that beat dogs home
.1 (item)
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15 | 9 | 5.1.2: Fishing Tales |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 9 | 5.1.2.1 : Man catches big fish after it had gotten away
once
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15 | 9 | 5.1.2.2 : Fish follows man everywhere he goes; fish falls in
ditch and drowns
.2 (items)
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15 | 9 | 5.1.2.3 : Man catches fish using chicken for bait, hay hook
for hook, and block and tackle as line
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15 | 9 | 5.1.2.4 : A-30-pound fish was caught using a cable
.1 (item)
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15 | 9 | 5.1.2.5 : A big fish was cut open and there was a boy's arm
in its belly
.1 (item)
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15 | 9 | 5.1.2.6 : Man discovered 300 pounds catfish, but never able
to catch it
.1 (item)
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15 | 9 | 5.1.2.7 : Fishing hook got snagged on a car in the water and
a fish would roll up the window every time a man tries to unsnag the
hook.
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15 | 10-12 | 5.1.3: Wild Animals |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 10 | 5.1.3.1: Man plays violin to keep wolves from attacking
him
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15 | 10 | 5.1.3.2 : Man turns attacking bear inside out
.3 (items)
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15 | 10 | 5.1.3.3 : Hillside Galoots are animals that have two legs
that are shorter so they can stand straight on hills
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15 | 10 | 5.1.3.4 : Man disguises wolf trap by pouring urine from
female dog in heat on it
.1 (item)
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15 | 10 | 5.1.3.5 : Man milks bear in dark instead of cow
.1 (item)
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15 | 10 | 5.1.3.6 : Man who lost horse, roped bear and rode it into
town
.1 (item)
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15 | 10 | 5.1.3.7 : Two old hunters lure bears into cabin so young man
can skin bears
.1 (item)
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15 | 10 | 5.1.3.8 : Man catches rattlesnakes with bare
hands
.1 (item)
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15 | 10 | 5.1.3.9 : Man who is surrounded gets away by turning
mountain lion inside out and then throwing it at bear and tiger; knocking them
into river where alligator eats them
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15 | 10 | 5.1.3.10 : Mosquitoes drain blood from two sheep
.1 (item)
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.11 : Mosquitoes are so thick that smoke from fire can
not rise
.1 (item)
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.12 : Mosquitoes puncture spare tire of car
.1 (item)
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.13 : Mosquitoes' stingers so long they went through
side of water tank
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.14 : Mosquitoes carry off wagon and several
sheep
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.15 : Two mosquitoes say they had better eat person
there; so big one would not get the person
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.16 : Tarantula as big as steering wheel crawled across
road
.1 (item)
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.17 : Rattlesnake bites drunken man and dies because of
alcohol
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.18 : Man takes grasshopper from rattlesnake; gives
whiskey as trade
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.19 : Mosquitoes are so big they have landing strip and
air show
.1 (item)
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.20 : Bear tries to shake ranger out of tree; when
ranger does not fall, bear gets beaver
.1 (item)
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.21 : Kanackity cat is cross between cat and
skunk
.1 (item)
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.22 : Man being chased in circles around stump by bear
cuts the bear off piece by piece and feeds it to itself
.1 (item)
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.23 : Trapper kills wolf that is so big that when slung
over a horse, tail drags on one side and nose on other side
.1 (item)
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.24 : Man escapes wolves by throwing meat to them while
running away
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15 | 11 | 5.1.3.25 : Men see catfish size of small truck
.1 (item)
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15 | 12 | 5.1.3.26 : Man puts on track shoes to outrun his friend while
being chased by a bear
.1 (item)
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15 | 12 | 5.1.3.27 : Man is on a run from a gorilla chased, but only to
find out that it was just a Tag game
.3 (item)
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15 | 13 | 5.1.4: Domestic Animals |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 13 | 5.1.4.1 : Hunting dog able to smell bear hairs, flush out
Bob White birds, and cries when hunter misses
.1 (item)
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15 | 13 | 5.1.4.2 : Dog went into pocket but could not be found. Next
spring, hunter found skeleton of dog still in point
.1 (item)
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15 | 13 | 5.1.4.3 : Coon dog so smart it would find coon to fit
stretching board
.1 (item)
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15 | 13 | 5.1.4.4 : Man yells "Whoa!" while Indians are eating his
reliable horse; horse stopped and choked Indians
.2 (items)
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15 | 13 | 5.1.4.5 : Man yells "Whoa!" just before he and horse hit
ground; horse stops mid-air
.4 (items)
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15 | 13 | 5.1.4.6 : Wise old horse goes to blacksmith when it's
horseshoes are too tight
.1 (item)
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15 | 13 | 5.1.4.7 : Two cats tied together by tails; hung over clothes
line. In morning, there is nothing left but knot in tails
.1 (item)
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15 | 13 | 5.1.4.8 : Horses freeze to death when corn in field pops
because of heat
.1 (item)
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15 | 13 | 5.1.4.9 : Sid the horseman made a jump that nobody else could on a horse.
.2 (items)
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 14-16 | 5.2: Remarkable Person |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 14 | 5.2.1 : Boy will not go to town with friends because he will
not wash his hands and face
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.2 : Friends of student who drinks a lot put intestines
of cadaver in toilet to get student to stop drinking
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.3. : Man dug so many post holes in one day that it took
three days to walk home
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.4 : Man hangs upside down in hayloft for three
weeks
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.5 : Man cuts hundred acre field in four days
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.6 : Man can carry two salt barrels that usually take two
men to lift one barrel
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.7 : Man rode into camp on bear with rattlesnake as whip
and had mountain lion on shoulder
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.8 : Man jumps, does flip, touches ceiling, does another
flip and then lands on feet
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.9 : Man throws a jake staff out of rolling truck and
kills elk with it
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.10 : Man outruns Indians on horseback
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.11 : Man out-drove storm but back of wagon filled with
snow
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.12 : Man turns down ride in car because he is in
hurry
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.13 : Boy outruns snake and leaves shape of boy in screen
door
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.14 : Old people were quick-frozen to save food in
winter
.1 (item)
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15 | 14 | 5.2.15 : Man tells another man time twenty years after second
man had asked him
.1 (item)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.16 : Man crossed milkweed with strawberries to provide
strawberries and cream from vine
.1 (item)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.17 : Man figures exactly how many nails are required to
build home
.1 (item)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.18 : "I don't know the man in the robes, but the man next
to him is so and so."
.3 (items)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.19 : Man who never gets nervous, gets in saddle backwards
when dam breaks
.1 (item)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.20 : Man bakes biscuits with sand in them so he will not
have to cook anymore
.1 (item)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.21 : Man fights dog while he's buried up to waist; bites
dog's nose to win
.1 (item)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.22 : Railroad camp is so bad that dead men were eaten for
breakfast
.1 (item)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.23 : One Siamese twin has heart attack but other dies
from it
.1 (item)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.24 : Russian Jew wants to immigrate to Israel, brings
statue head with him
.1 (item)
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15 | 15 | 5.2.25 : Daughter writes a check of $1500 instead of giving
cash as requested by her deceased dad
.2 (item)
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15 | 16 | 5.2.26 : A woman bets $500,000 that she can get the Preside
of the Bank to drop his pant in front of everyone
.1 (item)
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15 | 16 | 5.2.27 : A sales clerk didn't care who pays for the
merchandise so the customers just walked out without paying
.1 (item)
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15 | 16 | 5.2.28 : A man borrowed ten dollars, but he didn't have to
pay it back to make it even
.1 (item)
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15 | 16 | 5.2.29: A man uses his wooden leg to save himself from the
Indians
.1 (item)
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15 | 17 | 5.3: Plants, Fruits and Vegetables |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 17 | 5.3.1 : Trees twisted because chipmunk ran around branches
of it while owl sat on top looking for chipmunk
.1 (item)
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15 | 17 | 5.3.2 : Trees twisted because ratchet worm would twist top
of tree
.1 (item)
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15 | 17 | 5.3.3 : "Your friend will be a vegetable for the rest of his
life"
.6 (item)
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15 | 17 | 5.3.4 : What's green, wears a cape and flies through the
air?
.1 (item)
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15 | 17 | 5.3.5 : What did the banana say to the carrot?
.1 (item)
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15 | 17 | 5.3.6 : What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
.3 (item)
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15 | 17 | 5.3.7 : How do you get vegetables out of the wheel
chair?
.1 (item)
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15 | 17 | 5.3.8: Why did the plane crash? (Because the pilot was a tomato)
.1 (item)
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15 | 17 | 5.3.9: What is red and goes up and down?
.2 (item)
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15 | 18 | 5.4: Geography and Topography |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 18 | 5.4.1 : Mountains echo so much that girl yelled at night and
it came back just in time to wake her up in morning
.1 (item)
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15 | 18 | 5.4.2 : Land so flat that can see forty miles when standing
on sardine can
.1 (item)
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15 | 18 | 5.4.3 : Texas corn so big that twenty-nine crows can stand
on one ear
.1 (item)
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15 | 18 | 5.4.4 : Swimming pool shaped like footprint made by Paul
Bunyan
.1 (item)
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15 | 18 | 5.4.5 : Water so hard that magnet is used to draw it to
surface
.1 (item)
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15 | 18 | 5.4.6 : Water drains clockwise north of equator and counter
clockwise south of it
.1 (item)
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15 | 19-20 | 5.5: Weather and Climate |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 19 | 5.5.1 : Steer blown against fence so long that starved to
death
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.2 : Valley so cold that railroad tracks huddle together
to stay warm
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.3 : North wind hits suddenly and freezes water
mid-air
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.4 : So cold mercury in thermometer broke through bottom
and ran six inches down broom handle
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.5 : Snow so deep that people have to crawl down
chimneys
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.6 : Freeze comes so fast that herds of cattle would
freeze and then thaw in Spring
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.7 : Wind drives piece of straw through fence
post
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.8 : When wind stopped blowing, telephone pole fell
over
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.9 : Snow so deep that you could walk over
fences
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.10: All four seasons can be seen in one
hour
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.11 : So hot that dog was chasing coyote and both were
walking
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.12 : Wind and dust so thick that gophers were burrowing
fifteen feet in air
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.13 : Wind blew so hard that fence in Alberta was blown
mile into Saskatchewan
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.14 : Farmers plow using sharp-shod horses so they will
not slip on ice in Spring
.1 (item)
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15 | 19 | 5.5.15 : Man ties horse to pole in winter; chinook came and
melted snow and man found horse tied to steeple
.2 (items)
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15 | 20 | 5.5.16 : Horse have to run to keep sleigh runners on snow
during chinook winds
.4 (items)
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15 | 20 | 5.5.17 : Man flung saddle across post in winter; chinook
melted snow and saddle was on top of telephone pole
.1 (item)
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15 | 20 | 5.5.18 : Man took wife to doctor when reins frozen. When got
to town, ground was dry and when they got home dog died of thirst
.1 (item)
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15 | 20 | 5.5.19 : People were lying on ground because wind had stopped
blowing
.1 (item)
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15 | 20 | 5.5.20 : Farmers' only crop is rocks and they have to set
traps to catch them
.1 (item)
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15 | 20 | 5.5.21 : Got so hot that corn in field popped and mule froze
to death
.1 (item)
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15 | 20 | 5.5.22 : Bale of hay freezes in mid-air and comes down three
months later
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15 | 20 | 5.5.23 : Fence riders find cowboy buried up to hat by sand
storm with horse underneath him
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15 | 20 | 5.5.24 : One winter it snowed seventy feet and froze all
buffalo
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15 | 21-22 | 5.6: Absurd Logic or Lack of Logic |
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15 | 21 | 5.6.1 : Harness that is wet stretches but dries next day and
pulls wagon in two
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15 | 21 | 5.6.2 : Boy without navel given one by using Phillip's screw
driver
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15 | 21 | 5.6.3 : Man makes hot chili, takes crap and year later find
coyotes still warming hands over it
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15 | 21 | 5.6.4 : Skin of deer shot in light of moon and keeps
stretching; skin of deer shot in dark keeps shrinking
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15 | 21 | 5.6.5 : Train keeps backing up because it is afraid of
ladies' umbrellas
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15 | 21 | 5.6.6 : Bourbon, blonde and barefoot boy
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15 | 21 | 5.6.7 : Airplanes dump green paint over submarines so
periscopes will not work. As result, submarines go higher until they can be shot out
of air
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15 | 21 | 5.6.8 : Hodja says that neighbor's pan had died so he could
not return it
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15 | 21 | 5.6.9 : Boy keeps adding water to pot of rice until whole
camp is filled with it
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15 | 21 | 5.6.10: Man tries to read newspaper to cover up illiteracy
but it is upside down
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15 | 21 | 5.6.11 : Lady grabs boy in store thinking it is her son who
had died earlier. Boy ends up buying groceries
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15 | 21 | 5.6.12 : Man leaning on shovel will hit the dog that peed on
him because he didn't have another shovel
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15 | 21 | 5.6.13 : Man turned cows upside down to milk them so he could
get cream
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15 | 21 | 5.6.14 : Tourist will not believe that cat is knocking down
boulder to prevent avalanche
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15 | 21 | 5.6.15 : Carpenter hits thumb again to teach it lesson for
getting hit first time
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15 | 22 | 5.6.16 : Lady signed all of checks and then lost
checkbook
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15 | 22 | 5.6.17 : Mosquito so large, it landed in an airport and got
filled with gas
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15 | 22 | 5.6.18 : Smartest man in the world takes boy scouts backpack
instead of parachute
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15 | 22 | 5.6.19 : Man didn't believe that he had picked up a witch
hitch-hiking
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15 | 22 | 5.6.20 : If you don't have a lawnmower, you must be a
(explicit)
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15 | 23 | 5.0: Miscellaneous |
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Box | Folder | ||
15 | 23 | 5.0.1 : Pregnant lady says she was not in condition when she
got on slow moving train
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15 | 23 | 5.0.2 : Young man loses engagement ring and then digs up
mountain looking for it
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15 | 23 | 5.0.3 : Man removes body and gets in coffin to see how
comfortable it is
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15 | 23 | 5.0.4 : Inexperienced nurse causes patient's foot to become
crippled because she gave wrong shot
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Names and SubjectsReturn to Top
Subject Terms
- Folklore archives--Utah.
- Folklore--West (U.S.)
- Shaggy-dog stories--Folklore.
- Tales.
- Tall tales
- Wit and humor--Folklore.
Corporate Names
- Utah State University. Folklore Program. (contributor)