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UUS_folkcoll008a_4.xml Guide to the USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes1969-2018 USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes1969-2018 Finding aid created by Randy Williams and Tricia Harrison, December 2002 Library Services and Technology Act (LSTA) grant, 2007-2008 Utah State University, Merrill Cazier Library, Special Collections & Archives

Merrill-Cazier Library Utah State University 3000 Old Main Hill Logan, UT 84322-3000 Phone: 435 797-8248 Fax: 435 797-2880 Email: scweb@usu.edu

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Merrill-Cazier Library Utah State University 3000 Old Main Hill Logan, UT 84322-3000 Phone: 435 797-8248 Fax: 435 797-2880 Email: scweb@usu.edu

UUS_FOLK COLL 8a_Group 4: Tales and Jokes Fife Folklore Archives USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes 1969-2018 15 boxes 7.5 linear feet Jokes and folktales collected by undergraduate students in USU (1969 to present) and BYU (1969 to 1978) folklore classes. Collected primarily in Utah, the items focus principally on folklore of the Western U.S. Collection materials are in English. Restrictions

Open to public research. To access the collection a patron must have the following information: collection number, series number, sub-series number, if applicable, box number and folder number (or image number).

It is the responsibility of the user to obtain permission to publish from the owner of the copyright (the institution, the creator of the record, the author or his/her transferees, heirs, legates, or literary executors). The user agrees to indemnify and hold harmless the Utah State University Libraries, its officers, employees, and agents from and against all claims made by any person asserting that he or she is an owner of copyright.

Patrons must sign and comply with the USU Special Collections and Archives Use Agreement and Reproduction Order form as well as any restrictions placed by the collector or informant(s).

Permission to publish material from the USU student folklore genre collection of tales and jokes must be obtained from the Curator of the Fife Folklore Archives and/or the Special Collections Department Head.

The items in the Student Folklore Genre Collection were collected by USU and BYU students in folklore and anthropology classes as part of course requirements and deposited in the Fife Folklore Archives by the instructor. Duplicates of BYU student items are housed at BYU's William A. Wilson Folklore Archives. The materials in Group 4: Tales and Jokes cover the period from approximately 1969 to the present. The collection was created in 1978 by William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd.

Originally processed by Barbara [Garrett] Walker and William A. Wilson and updated over the years by Fife Folklore Archives staff. Most recently updated by Nicole Cornwall, 2011; Heidi Williams, 2014; Chit Moe, 2015; Finding aid created by Randy Williams and Tricia Harrison, December 2002.

USU Student Folklore Genre collection: Tales and Jokes, 1969-2018. (FOLK COLL 8a: Group 4, box, folder). Utah State University. Special Collections and Archives Department.

The Fife Folklore Archives Student Folklore Genre Collection consists of folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Utah State University folklore classes from the late 1960s to the present and folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Brigham Young University folklore and anthropology classes during 1960-1978. Most items include informant data, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The items of folklore are in text form on 8 ½ x 11 sheets of line-free paper. Since, 1999 genre items also include release forms. The materials do not circulate. The collection is separated into nine groups:

Group 1: customs (foodways) Group 2: belief Group 3: speech Group 4: tales and jokes Group 5: songs Group 6: games and pranks Group 7: legends: character, contemporary, etiological, human condition, supernatural non-religious and supernatural religious Group 8: material culture Group 9: e-lore: electronically transmitted folklore (Xerox, facsimile and e-mail)

In the late 1960s, folklore courses were first taught at USU by Professor Austin Fife. At this time, Fife (a French professor) had his students collect items of folklore on pre-printed index cards. The information on the cards has now been transferred to 8 ½ x 11 sheets of paper and the items have been added to the genre collection. At about the same time (1967) at Brigham Young University (BYU) in Provo, Utah, Professor William A. Wilson began teaching folklore classes. Wilson had his students collect folklore using both genre collections and major project (focused) collections. The genre items were separated and filed by genre. Also included in the BYU genre collection were items from two other BYU professors who had their students collect folklore: John Sorenson and Thomas Cheney. The student collections from Sorenson and Cheney were given to Wilson and he added them to the genre collection along with his students' work. On these items, in the upper right hand corner above all other information, Wilson noted "SC" for Sorenson Collection and "CC" for Cheney Collection.

In 1978, William A. Wilson left Brigham Young University to direct the newly established Folklore Program and Folklore Archives at Utah State University. Wilson brought to USU the student genre collection that he had amassed at BYU, with a copy of the genre collection remaining at the BYU library. At the USU folklore archives (later named the Fife Folklore Archives for Austin and Alta Fife), William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd used the already sorted BYU materials when creating the collection classification system. This classification system, with its roots in the Finnish archive tradition, is still used at the Fife Folklore Archives.

Wilson was at USU until 1985 when he returned to BYU to head the English Department. However, the BYU administration gave him a year's leave of absence to copy all the student materials in the Fife Folklore Archives at USU and bring them with him to BYU. Wilson notes: "Hannele [wife] and I practically lived in the USU archive. Max [Peterson, Director of the Merrill Library] brought a copy machine into the archive, and we copied day after day. First we copied the entire BYU genre collection. Then we copied all the items in the accumulated genre piles [of USU items]." Thus, in 1985 the BYU and USU folklore genre and focused collections were identical. During the following years, William A. Wilson and later Kristi Bell at BYU's Folklore Archives (now named the William A. Wilson Folklore Archives) and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and later Randy Williams at the Fife Folklore Archives at USU worked to maintain the same classification system at both universities' folklore archives. However, the materials submitted by students from the two universities began, of course, to differ from each other, as students generally collect the kinds of materials their professors talk about in class.

In 1985 Professor Barre Toelken came to USU (from the University of Oregon) to direct the Folklore Program. He continued the folklore-collecting legacy that Austin Fife and William A. Wilson began. Over the years Professors Steve Siporin, Patricia Gardner, Jan Roush, Jeannie Thomas, Lisa Gabbert and Lynne McNeill and instructors Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd, Randy Williams, and Michael Christensen (and others) have all had their students collect and deposit folklore items to the Fife Folklore Archives. And thus, the USU Student Genre Collection continues to grow. The format has changed somewhat over the years to reflect the trends in folkloristics. As stated above, many of the early submissions had little contextual data, and often limited, if any, informant data. William A. Wilson created a collecting format that included: informant data, contextual data, and text (item of folklore). Barre Toelken and Randy Williams added "texture" to the format of genre collections, allowing the collector to give "the feel" of the item to potential researchers. In in 1998, students were asked to include release forms with their genre items, following a trend in the folklore field that addresses not only the item (which in some cases, like a joke, may been seen as part of the public domain materials and therefore not needing a release) but also the performance of the lore (and therefore necessary for a release from the performer informant).In 2002, the collection was moved from hundreds of three-ringed binders to archival folders and boxes, making the collection more physically stable and easier to manage and use. In 2003, the collection finding aids were encoded in HTML as a means of hosting them on-line for greater research accessibility. In 2012, the finding aids were hosted in EAD.

Arrangement: topical.

The USU Student Folklore Genre Collection: Group 4: Tales and Jokes consists of approximately 1,200 individual items of tales and jokes collected by undergraduate students. Most items include informant, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The materials reflect both insider (esoteric) and outsider (exoteric) views of a folk group and may be prejudiced or stereotyped.

Animal and Object Tales Folktales Jokes Formula Tales Tall Tales

Forms one of nine subgroups in the Utah State University student genre collection, housed in the Fife Folklore Archives. Guide to folklore collecting assignments.

For items submitted since December 2017, please see Student Folklore Fieldwork, housed in DigitalCommons.

Folklore Utah State University. Folklore Program. Folklore archives--Utah. Folklore--West (U.S.) Tales. Wit and humor--Folklore. Tall tales Shaggy-dog stories--Folklore. 1 Animal and Object Tales 1 1 1.1 Wild Animals 1 1 1.1.1 Wild and Domestic Animals 1 1 1.1.1.1 Animals put coyote in sack to save him from hail. (Navajo) Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.2 Rabbit and lynx become enemies

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1 1 1.1.1.3 Brer Rabbit and Tar BabyUndated

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1 1 1.1.1.4 Kani gets revenge on the saru Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.5 Troll tries to eat goats, but is pushed into waterUndated

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1 1 1.1.1.6 Coyote swims porcupine across river in mouth. Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.7 Mountain lion tends bear cubs and eats them. Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.8 Coyote marries duck then tries to marry his daughter.Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.9 Animals race to meeting: first one there is master of all.Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.10 Wolf fools sheep with flour on pawsUndated

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1 1 1.1.1.11 Little Black Sambo Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.12 The Monkeys in the Tree Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.13 Bear and coyote become enemies Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.14 Toad kills a coyote from the inside of coyote's body. (Navajo) Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.15 "Stone riding is just for little green lizards, not for coyote" (Navajo) Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.16 How Three Toes (bear) and bigfoot became friends Undated

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1 1 1.1.1.17 Why elephants and mice can't be friends Undated

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1 1 1.1.2 Men and Wild Animals 1 1 1.1.2.1 Fisherman helps turtle who in turn takes fisherman to palaceUndated

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1 1 1.1.2.2 Boy loses mitten, animal uses itUndated

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1 1 1.1.2.3 Man caught in river while running from moose. Undated

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1 1 1.1.2.4 Little Red Riding HoodUndated

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1 1 1.1.2.5 Couple takes care of a house, bears can't get in the house but eventually catches them outside (jump scare for group)Undated

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1 1 1.1.2.6 Duck keeps asking store owner for foodUndated

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1 1 1.1.2.7 Lapin the trickster rabbitUndated

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1 2 1.2 Domestic Animals 1 2 1.2.1 Dog returns to boy after being sold to rich man. Undated

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1 2 1.2.2 Lamb tricks wild animals so they do not eat him. Undated

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1 2 1.2.3 The pig with a wooden leg Undated

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1 2 1.2.4 Boy tells father he can sell horse for money if he needs itUndated

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1 2 1.3 Fish and FowlUndated 1 2 1.4 InsectsUndated 1 2 1.0 Miscellaneous 1 2 1.0.1 Bean, straw, and glowing coal escape from fire. Undated

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1 2 1.0.2 The Autumn LeafUndated

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2 Folktales 2.1 Magic and Supernatural 1 3 2.1.1 People 1 3 2.1.1.1 Very tiny boy saves queen from ogres and in turn is made big. (Japanese) Undated

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1 3 2.1.1.2 Tiny girl found in bamboo shaft. When grown, goes back to moon. (Japanese) Undated

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1 3 2.1.1.3 Chang Er receives pill to make immortal. Flies to moon because husband unfaithful. (Chinese) Undated

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1 3 2.1.1.4 Chang Er cut off ears of children who speak evil of moon. (Vietnamese) Undated

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1 3 2.1.1.5 Ugly daughter abandoned in forest raised by fairies who make her beautiful. Marries a princeUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.6 Girl given ten dwarfs by fairy. Dwarfs hidden in girl's fingersUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.7 Little Two-Eyes given food and clothes by magic pear tree. Meets and marries a princeUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.8 Food changes to roses in queen's basket Undated

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1 3 2.1.1.9 Peach Boy defeats ogre with help. (Japanese) Undated

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1 3 2.1.1.10 Girl runs away, frees king, helps defeat White Witch, and then returns homeUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.11 Grandson has dream of where to find grandfather's fortuneUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.12 Gnomes in Taylorsville Canyon eat lost people. Undated

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1 3 2.1.1.13 Man gives daughter away to keep from going to jailUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.14 Boy told to marry king's daughter at fourteen. To prove himself, he has to get three golden hairs from giantUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.15 Girl takes dead man's liver, then told to return itUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.16 Girl pulled into mountain by witch's spell. Lover goes looking for her, never to be seen againUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.17 Woman gets pig to jump fence using different methodsUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.18 Trolls carve wood into toys if left food. Undated

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1 3 2.1.1.19 Little green man makes wishes come true if capture his hatUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.20 House brownies do chores if left milk. Undated

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1 3 2.1.1.21 Twelve sons turn to dolphins after swimming from island to island trying to locate parentsUndated

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1 3 2.1.1.22 Lady will take children not in bed. Thinks they are her ownUndated

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1 4 2.1.2 Objects and Animals 1 4 2.1.2.1 Boy tries to steal cornucopia, but it changes to stick and beats boy when he does something wrong. (Folder 4) Undated

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1 4 2.1.2.2 Monkey's PawUndated

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1 4 2.1.2.3 Fisherman catches fish which grants one wish every year.Undated

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1 4 2.1.2.4 Man gives baby box which produces salt. Baby misuses machine, so salt keeps coming. Father throws box into oceanUndated

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1 4 2.1.2.5 Sparrow gives helpful woman riches, but gives spiteful woman demons and ogresUndated

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1 4 2.1.2.6 Dog leads good man to gold, bad man to junk. Dog killed by bad manUndated

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1 4 2.1.2.7 Farmer's son gets flower from princess by taking hold of eagle that flew over mountainUndated

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1 4 2.1.2.8 Blind emperor helped serpent get home. Serpent then helped emperor gain sightUndated

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1 4 2.1.2.9 Dog with many wishes to be other things realizes dog is best. (Cambodian) Undated

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1 4 2.1.2.10 Deer grants one wish; man wishes for mother's sight and babyUndated

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1 4 2.1.2.11 A peach boy who brought treasure homeUndated

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1 4 2.1.2.12 Two brothers have a competition for marriage. The winner is unable to catch wild horses later in life.Undated

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1 5 2.2 Religious 1 5 2.2.1 Babuscka refuses to go with the Three Wise Men. Every year she wanders around trying to find the child.Undated

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1 5 2.2.2 Reverend refuses to let a poor man into his church. True identity is later identified as GodUndated

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1 5 2.2.3 Baby's belly button is God's fingerprintUndated

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1 5 2.2.4 Lord Howard is someone who you should knowUndated

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1 5 2.2.5 Story of LuciaUndated

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1 5 2.3 Novel 1 5 2.3.1 Young man follows dream and finds wife in orange. She turned into bird with poison pin, but turned back when pin is removedUndated

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1 5 2.3.2 Young man has leg amputated so fiance, also an amputee, would not be afraid to marry himUndated

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1 5 2.3.3 Man gets king to stay his execution until king can match insanity blocks. Man set free when king could not accomplish itUndated

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1 5 2.3.4 Boy who loved stove stowed away in it when it was sold to king. King allowed boy to stay and taught him how to make stovesUndated

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1 5 2.3.5 Growing town tries to expand into Waking Forest, but trees cracked road and branches fell on peopleUndated

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1 5 2.3.6 Epimanondus does stupid thingsUndated

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1 5 2.3.7 A brave man who fights to become the throne and to marry the princess Undated

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1 5 2.3.8 A lonely cowboy and a young mother with two childrenUndated

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1 5 2.3.9 A stranger who saved the land Undated

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1 5 2.4 Stupid Ogre 1 5 2.4.1 Boy captured by giant gets horn from horny toad and scares giant awayUndated

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1 5 2.4.2 The Side Hill Galoots are the keeper of the North Canyon in Utah.Undated

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1 5 2.0 MiscellaneousUndated 3 Jokes and Anecdotes 3.1 Ethnic/Group 1 6-11 3.1.1 African American 1 6 3.1.1.1 Exoteric 1 6 3.1.1.1.1 Arrested for leaving scene of accident and breaking and enteringUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.2 Fight fair, [racial epithet]Undated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.3 Thump, thump, screechUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.4 I've only been white for 5 minutes, and I already hate those [racial epithet]Undated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.5 OpiumUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.6 Leave my wife alone, and I'll leave your sheep alone. (Rhesus & Liza Lou)Undated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.7 Get across, shortyUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.8 I was goin' to tampa' with you. (Rastus & Liza)Undated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.9 Man jumping on the man hold coveringUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.10 Spell Albuquerque/Massachusetts to get into heavenUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.11 Snow White is fairest of them allUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.12 Angel does not catch black when he falls downUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.13 I ain't got no dirty [racial epithet] living next to meUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.14 Everybody on this bus is greenUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.15 Everyone with a living father, step forwardUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.16 Buzz saw does not work. (Rastus & Leroy)Undated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.17 BYU football team does not have any running blacksUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.18 We gets ‘em firstUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.19 Blacks need a nickel to pay fare back to AfricaUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.20 Travel, [racial epithet], travel (T.N.T.)Undated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.21 Blacks take suitcase with bobcat in itUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.22 Black rents basement of outhouse to PollackUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.23 Black gets back to earth on installment planUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.24 Howard Hughes gives donation to NAACPUndated

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1 6 3.1.1.1.25 Only have two pallbearersUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.26 Garbage trucks turn lights on for funeralUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.27 I ain't never going to be white againUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.28 Trolling for alligatorsUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.29 Give a [racial epithet] a fur and he thinks he is King KongUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.30 Lepra-coonUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.31 Sure way to cure dandruffUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.32 Get a black out of a treeUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.33 Bus full of blacks going over a cliffUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.34 Worst case of suicide I have ever seenUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.35 Coon-aryUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.36 Know how to save a black from drowningUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.37 Steal more chain than he can swim away withUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.38 Know when a black is lyingUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.39 Klu Klux KneivelUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.40 Black died while drinking milkUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.41 Smash bowling balls before they hatchUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.42 [Racial epithet] want a watermelonUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.43 The fathead colonelUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.44 Do you know what a bastard is?Undated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.45 Us [racial epithet] don't dare talk like thatUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.46 Literacy test in AlabamaUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.47 Wait ‘til they start playing cowboys and [expletive]Undated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.48 Give me $20 worth of cheap jewelry and show me which way the black wentUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.49 Black comes to costume party as fudgesicleUndated

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1 7 3.1.1.1.50 God loves me most because he took time to color meUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.51 KKK members pray to know if what doing is right. Undated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.52 Flesh colored CadillacUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.53 Name victims of the TitanicUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.54 Too lazy to stealUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.55 Keep black child from jumping on the bedUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.56 Proof that God is white and not blackUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.57 Why blacks have big nostrilsUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.58 When a black has been shot through the headUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.59 Black on bike trying to pass sports carUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.60 Two things you can not give a blackUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.61 Don't smell ‘em, larn ‘imUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.62 Why blacks wear platform shoesUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.63 How many blacks to pave a parking lot?Undated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.64 Black and seagull fighting for carpUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.65 Cross a black with a SamoanUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.66 Cross a black with a FrenchmanUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.67 Black test tube babyUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.68 Cross a black with a JewUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.69 Punish a bad blackUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.70 Alligator disguised as a watermelonUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.71 Black and white and getting whiterUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.72 Black sliding down a zebraUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.73 NFL change color of footballUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.74 Prayed for bigger seagullsUndated

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1 8 3.1.1.1.75 Son of SamboUndated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.76 Crap your pantsUndated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.77 I got him with the doorUndated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.78 I's the Joshua that made the moonshineUndated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.79 Black man's music too funky for the skunkUndated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.80 What do you call a white surrounded by 3/5/100 blacks?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.81 What do you call a (racial explicit) in a Cadillac?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.82 Why do black people raise chickens?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.83 I've only been to one KKK meeting, and I already hate two (racial explicit)Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.84 How do you stop five blacks from raping a white girl?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.85 Why do black's wear wide brim hats?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.86 Why do black's salute with a closed fist?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.87 Why did they invent white chocolate?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.88 Black person telling you his number: Fe Fe Fo. . .Fu Fu Fa FoUndated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.89 What's yellow outside, black inside, and screaming?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.90 Black man honks horn, motorcyclist respondsUndated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.91 What do you call a Black lady with braces?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.92 'Don't you know them potatoes got eyes?'Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.93 What do you need when you have a row of blacks buried up to their necks in dirt?Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.94 Blacks 'were few but now are many' because cowboys haven't played 'cowboys and (racial explicit) yet'Undated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.95 Black man claims to be able to peel, core, and dice apple while killing Chinese manUndated

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1 9 3.1.1.1.96 Why do the (racial explicit) and the Spic's hate the Rainbird cooperation?Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.101 How many Blacks does it take to shingle a roof?Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.102 Blacks fishing off bridge in the middle of the desertUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.103 What do you have when you have 12 blacks up to their necks in sand?Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.107 >White babies with wings are called angels and black babies with wings are called batsUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.108 Why do Black people hate God so bad?Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.109 What has eight arms and eight legs and says, 'Ho de doe, ho de doe'?Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.110 Monster eats white guy before black guys on either side of him like an oreoUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.111 Smartest black man in the world takes boy scouts backpack instead of parachuteUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.112 A little boy and a little girl who wears Hershey's chocolate bars on the Halloween is called 'one with nuts and the other without'Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.113 Why were there no black on the Flintstones?Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.114 Bartender don't serve drinks to the black Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.115 What do you call a black smurf?Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.116 Zebra is a white horse with a black stripes said the GodUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.117 A black man dresses impotent to get a vasectomyUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.118 A black man swam across a pond full of alligators just to find out whom pushed him inUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.119 While black are dying, all the white can do is talk about cricketUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.120 Two black men who were taking a leak off a bridgeUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.121 A black man died from lips attackedUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.122 Black woman undresses herself to look like a black boxUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.123 What do you call a white guy in the middle of fifteen black guysUndated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.124 What did the black boy down the street get for Christmas?Undated

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1 10 3.1.1.1.125 How do you keep black from jumping up and down?Undated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.126 Why black kids can't play in the sandpileUndated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.127 Why did god create the orgasm? (black)Undated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.128 There are thousands of black over in Africa for purchasedUndated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.129 What's long and hard on a black man?Undated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.130 Afro-American BullfighterUndated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.131 How come black people only have nightmares?Undated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.132 A black man turned into a tampon when he wishes to be white, uptight and outta sight.Undated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.133 A black boot only cost $9.98 while the white boot cost $2000Undated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.134 Just about scared pants off (Rastus & Eliza)Undated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.135 I can do anything they can do (Rastus & Eliza)Undated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.136 Spell Czechoslavakia to get into heavenUndated

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1 11 3.1.1.1.137 Assorted jokes about cops encountering African AmericansUndated

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1 11 3.1.1.2.2 A ninety mile an hour (racial explicit) eater is what you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner Undated

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1 11 3.1.1.2.3 Louisiana people are consider smart because they built a city 10 meters below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and filled it with (racial explicit)Undated

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2 1-12 3.1.2 Pollack 2 1 3.1.2.1 Exoteric 2 1 3.1.2.1.1 How many Pollacks to paint a house? Undated

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2 1 3.1.2.1.2 How many Pollacks to take a shower?Undated

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2 1 3.1.2.1.3 Pollack ties his shoesUndated

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2 1 3.1.2.1.4 Pollacks score touchdown after other team leaves fieldUndated

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2 1 3.1.2.1.5 Pollack rents an outhouseUndated

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2 1 3.1.2.1.6 Pollack on bottom layer of two hole outhouseUndated

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2 1 3.1.2.1.7 Pollack throws money into an outhouseUndated

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2 1 3.1.2.1.8 He might have had a chance if you had not gutted himUndated

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2 1 3.1.2.1.9 New chain saw does not workUndated

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2 1 3.1.2.1.10 Pollack coyote chewed three legs off trying to get out of a trapUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.11 Enemy lights dynamite and throws it back at PollacksUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.12 Pollack shoots nude girl in forestUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.13 Pollack steps out of circle while guy destroys his carUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.14 Pig waits in wheelbarrow for the PollackUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.15 They must have woke up the wrong guyUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.16 Pollacks turn around when they see 'Disneyland left' signUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.17 Wife has "polish" removerUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.18 Spell Czechoslovakia to get into Heaven Undated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.19 Thought Cheerios were donut seedsUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.20 Pollack sings Happy Birthday to remember his nameUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.21 Helicopter pilot turns off fan because it was getting too coldUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.22 Pollack buys twelve pairs of underwearUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.23 How long to fly to Buffalo from New York?Undated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.24 Jew sells Pollack a flyUndated

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2 2 3.1.2.1.25 Polish national birdUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.26 Stare in mirror to figure out where he had last seen himselfUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.27 Burned lips on exhaust pipeUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.28 Do the blinkers/signal lights on the car work?Undated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.29 What kind of tracks are they?Undated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.30 I'll tell the joke real slowUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.31 Pollack woman mad at other swimmers for using hands on the breaststroke Undated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.32 Pollack volunteers to sleep in barn and pigs leaveUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.33 Polish thinking machineUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.34 Phone company is putting down polesUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.35 Which fist is yours?Undated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.36 Polish gold fishUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.37 Pollack drives into lake when girl tells him he can go a little fartherUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.38 Two Pollacks take dead father on a trainUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.39 Why do Pollack have flat noses?Undated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.40 How many Pollacks does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.41 How Pollack burned his faceUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.42 How Hitler conquered PolandUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.43 Who discovered Poland?Undated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.44 Polish poet uses "Tenbucktoo" in a contestUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.45 Dumb Pollack gets gold because others do not existUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.46 How many Pollacks to make chocolate chip cookies?Undated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.47 Drinks are on the houseUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.48 Pollacks drag deer by hornsUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.49 Recognize Polish funeral processionUndated

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2 3 3.1.2.1.50 Why pregnant Pollack so strongUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.51 Pollacks force horse to drink waterUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.52 "You won't make a canoe out of me."Undated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.53 Threw off the wrong buttUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.54 Pollack who bought snow tiresUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.55 Found gum on toilet seatUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.56 Lost gum in chicken soupUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.57 Polish Peeping TomUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.58 Play Star TrekUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.59 Will not let Pollack bathe in oceanUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.60 Polish calculatorUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.61 How many WASP does it take to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.62 Pollack jumps into fireman's netUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.63 Pollack did not think guy in movie would do it againUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.64 Why Polish kids can not play in the sandboxUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.65 Climb to the moon on a flashlight beamUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.66 Pollack takes citizenship testUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.67 Fired shot to signal friend while huntingUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.68 How to get a Pollack out of a treeUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.69 How many Pollacks to make Jiffy Pop?Undated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.70 Pollack caught fifty pound block of ice while fishingUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.71 How to brainwash a PollackUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.72 Easiest job in the worldUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.73 Pollack married first fifty cent pieceUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.74 How limbo was inventedUndated

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2 4 3.1.2.1.75 Took a roll of toilet paper to play a crap game.Undated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.76 Took nose apart to see what made it runUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.77 Backed off bus because someone was going to take his seatUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.78 Thinnest book in the worldUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.79 Goof ballUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.80 Pollack dreamt he ate a twenty pound marshmallowUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.81 Matched luggageUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.82 Say grace before picking noseUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.83 Why Pollacks have big nosesUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.84 Studied for a urine testUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.85 How many pallbearers at a Polish funeral?Undated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.86 Why Milwaukee has all the PollacksUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.87 Deduct husband's funeral expensesUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.88 Three most dangerous things in the worldUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.89 How Pollack goes to warUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.90 Bay of PigsUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.91 Only two moving partsUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.92 Damage done by atomic bomb dropped on PolandUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.93 Polish seven course dinnerUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.94 Definition of a cadUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.95 Difference between a Polish bride and an elephantUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.96 Dope pusherUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.97 Russians look for a naval baseUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.98 Assassins of Malcolm XUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.99 Pollack who died from drinking milkUndated

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2 5 3.1.2.1.100 Polish race car driver makes eleven pit stopsUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.101 One minute coffee breaksUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.102 LDS PollackUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.103 Gets lost parachutingUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.104 Jumps off 10 story building, who hits first?Undated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.105 Where Pollacks keep their armiesUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.106 Three Pollacks come upon a pile of crap in a fieldUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.107 How does it feel to be dumber than a PollackUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.108 Pollack who wanted to become a studUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.109 Why Are Russians So Angry?Undated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.110 Pollack who wants to pretend he's driving a race carUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.111 How a Pollack scratches his backUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.113 How many Pollacks it takes to eat a rabbitUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.114 How to keep a Pollack in suspenseUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.115 Garbage cans are to keep the flies off the bride at Pollack weddingUndated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.116 What the Pollack and Italian name their child Undated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.117 Pollack's wind-up toy Undated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.118 Pollack finger test Undated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.119 Pollack yells 'fire' while standing in front of firing squad Undated

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2 6 3.1.2.1.120 Pollacks use bows and arrows to send distress signals while huntingUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.121 What you call a Pollack that's tapping his templesUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.122 How you get a one armed Pollack out of a treeUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.123 How do you drive a Pollack crazy? (Round room, tell him to go in a corner)Undated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.124 What happened to community swimming pool when Pollack arrivesUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.125 Bow-legged Russian lady on busUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.126 Pollack chooses aids as death sentenceUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.127 Man wants to hide in commode because Russians can't hit itUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.128 Why don't Pollacks have ice cubes?Undated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.129 What do Pollacks call a boomerang that doesn't come back?Undated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.130 Polish mother's letter to her sonUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.131 Polack detaches car door, claiming it will cool you off if you roll the window downUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.132 Why did the Pollack cut a hole in the rug?Undated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.133 Man asking for Polish sausasge in hardware storeUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.134 Pollack's brain cost so much because it's never been usedUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.135 Excited Pollack gets Olympic medal bronzedUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.136 Why did the Pollack die in a pie eating contest?Undated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.137 Pollack causes Englishman, black man, and pig to leave pig penUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.138 How can you tell when you come to a Pollack neighborhood?Undated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.139 Pollack missed the earth when skydivingUndated

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2 7 3.1.2.1.140 Why does it take 102 Pollacks to drain a septic tank?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.141 Why do Polish people buy aspirin?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.142 'Don't worry about me, you're next!'Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.143 What is air pollution?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.144 Why don't Pollacks eat pickles?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.145 Pollack that 'hides' from guards by climbing tree and mooingUndated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.146 Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.147 Why did Pollack think his typewriter was pregnant?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.148 Pollack drops a twenty dollar bill in outhouse after accidentally dropping dime downUndated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.149 How can you tell the bride and the groom at a Pollack wedding?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.150 How do Pollack dogs get bumps on their heads?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.151 What do you call the jet smoke that's left in the sky?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.152 How do you ruin a Polish party?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.153 What's the most dangerous job in Poland?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.154 Why did the Pollacks ice factory close down?Undated

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2 8 3.1.2.1.155 How do you keep a pollack busy all day (piece of paper saying flip over)Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.156 What happened to the Pollack who drank ten gallons of Fresca?Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.157 Pollack shoots arrow into air and missesUndated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.158 Polish grandmother has abortion because she has too many grandchildrenUndated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.159 Why did the Polack go around the block 27 times?Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.160 Did you hear about the Pollack who broke his leg raking leaves?Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.161 Pollack tries to steal sign on highway, gets hit by a truckUndated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.162 How do you sink a Polish ship?Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.163 War between Polish and Slavs with dynamiteUndated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.164 What does it say on the bottom of a Polish bottle of beer?Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.165 How do you know when you've found a Polish fish?Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.166 TGIF stands for 'Toes Go in First' at Polish shoe storeUndated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.167 Why does Pollack drive down the wrong side of the road in the fog?Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.168 Mexico doesn't know what to do with 2,000 Polish troopsUndated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.169 Pollack tries to blow up a car, but he burned his lips on the muffler pipeUndated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.170 How can you tell when a Pollack has been using a computer?Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.171 Pollack's father dies, gets sad when he hears his brother's father died, tooUndated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.172 When do you know that the Polish Mafia has struck?Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.173 Pollack tells townsmen that guillotine would work better if the runners were greased Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.174 Pollack trips over wishing cliff while swearing Undated

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2 9 3.1.2.1.175 What's the last thing a Pollack sees after being thrown down a well? Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.176 Pollack turns back, swims to next island when only 10 mls away from beachUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.177 Pollack freezes to death in drive-in wanting to see 'closed for the season'Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.178 Why did Pollacks paint their garbage cans orange and blackUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.179 'That's pretty good for a Pollack'Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.180 Pollacks drowned because they couldn't get tailgate openUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.181 How many Pollacks does it take to make popcorn?Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.182 Pollack comments on duck retrieving dog, saying, 'It can't swim.'Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.183 Why do Pollacks have round shoulders and flat foreheads?Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.184 Pollack looking for his right handUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.185 Farmer offers freedom if men can shove 50 fruit up rear end, Pollack chooses watermelonUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.186 Pollack uses pocket change instead of toilet paperUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.187 Why does a Pollack put Tin-foil on his nose?Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.188 Pollack discovers he can put right guard under left armUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.189 Pollack says,'Look at that, they're throwing away a perfectly good (racial explicit)'Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.190 Pollacks form carpool, decide to meet at workUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.191 When asked if he can pass a football Pollack answers, 'I couldn't even swallow one'Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.192 What do you call a Pollack with a ten-thousand dollar hat?Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.193 Pollack gets so cold, he shuts gate while trying to sleep in the middle of the fieldUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.194 Pollack locks his family in car, uses coathanger to get them outUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.195 Pollack claims to be able to Pilot, really means pile itUndated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.196 How did the Pollack swim in the septic tank?Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.197 Why did the Pollack take a clock to bed?Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.198 Why did the Pollack cut off his arm?Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.199 Why did the Pollack take a ruler to bed?Undated

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2 10 3.1.2.1.200 Pollack tells hotdog vendor that his name's not FrankUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.201 Pollack sees sign 'Chicago left' so he turned around and went homeUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.202 Pollack ice hockey team drowns during spring trainingUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.203 Pollack mother doesn't change her child's diaper more often because box says they only hold up to 30 lbsUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.204 'If my mother has a kid, not my brother, not my sister, who is it?' 'Black in San Fransisco!'Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.205 How come Pollacks never make Kool Aid?Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.206 Pollacks get off camel, camel runs away because the light turns greenUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.207 Pollacks buried with bums in the air so they can be used as bike racksUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.208 Pollack buys box of tampons so he can swim, horseback ride, and joggUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.209 Interviewer asks Pollacks two questions, he responds with half-blind and blindUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.210 A Pollack that is very experience at minning can only work the day shiftUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.211 Pollack pulls 10 lb. bugger out of his nose, his head collapsedUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.212 How would the Polish Government have handled the Iran Crisis?Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.213 How can you tell a Pollack at a cock fight?Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.214 Pollack hears someone yelling about Sunny Beaches, assumes it's a CalifornianUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.215 Why wouldn't the Pollack wear a bikini?Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.216 Pollack's name isn't BillUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.217 Polish FencingUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.218 Polacks wanted to be known smart and they stated building a bridge between Utah and Nevada, which makes them to be dumberUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.219 People stop painting white airplanes on the road because Polack kept trying to hijack them Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.220 Pollock takes elk pellets to be smarterUndated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.221 Can you guess which hand is the quarter in if you are Polish?Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.222 What is a pimple on a Pollack rear end? (Brain tumor)Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.223 Why don't Pollack mothers nurse their babies?Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.224 Heard of the Pollack who bought snow tires and they melted? Undated

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2 11 3.1.2.1.225 Pollack didn't know to put a potato in the front of a swim trunk Undated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.226 Pollack took all day to chop a hole for ice fishingUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.227 Why won't Pollack parents let their kids play in the sand box?Undated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.228 How many Pollack does it take to wash a windshield?Undated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.229 Poland surrenderedUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.230 Pollack purposefully drops nickels in a toilet just to take out one nickelUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.231 How many Pollack does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?Undated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.232 What happened when a grenade was thrown at a Pollack?Undated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.233 Pollack accidently yells 'crap' when making a wishUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.234 Pollacks drowned because they hijacked a bus to CubaUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.235 Pollack are putting up a fence around Poland's largest zooUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.236 Pollack mother responded 'Are you sure it's yours?' when her daughter is pregnantUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.237 'Hose can you see?'Undated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.238 Pollack jumps on a pile of manure with his head going firstUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.239 Pollacks clean restrooms when they see 'Clean Restrooms Ahead' signUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.240 Pollacks waiting for the light to turn greenUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.241 Russian man tries to purchase a carUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.242 Three men trapped on an island given a wish, one wishes for a forkUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.243 Pollack provides large urine sample to reduce doctor billsUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.244 Pollack hunting shoots two squirrelsUndated

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2 12 3.1.2.1.245 Pollack guesses 5 instead of 2, other Pollack says he is off by 2Undated

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2 12 3.1.2.2 Esoteric 2 12 3.1.2.2.1 Pollack dresses his friend out after he accidently shot himUndated

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3 1-2 3.1.3 Jewish 3 1 3.1.3.1 Exoteric 3 1 3.1.3.1.1 "Funny you should ask." Undated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.2 Sequel to "Jaws."Undated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.3 Rabbi throws up money and whatever the Lord wants, he takesUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.4 Jewish boy begs not to be thrown overboard if he diesUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.5 Jew asked to name the people on the BismarckUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.6 Jewish boy straightens up after going to a Catholic schoolUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.7 Difference between a Jew and a pizzaUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.8 God intervened when the Pope and a Rabbi come together to discuss the fate of the Jews in RomeUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.9 Rabbi cuts off tailpipe of car given to him by his congregationUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.10 Rabbi pleads guilty when accused of assaultUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.11 Jew cooks steaks on Friday to tempt Catholic priestUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.12 Jews ambush Arabs in the desertUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.13 Luckiest Arab in IrelandUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.14 New Jewish tire stops and picks up dimesUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.15 How do Jewish merchants celebrate Christmas?Undated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.16 Boy asks his father for $40, gets $5Undated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.17 How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen?Undated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.18 'Don't believe a Jew when he says the check is in the mail'Undated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.19 Jew purposefully drops a nickel in the toilet to make it worth it to take out original nickelUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.20 Why jewish people have big nostrilsUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.21 Why do Jews have such big nosesUndated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.22 What do Jewish housewives make most for dinner? (Reservations)Undated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.23 Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?Undated

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3 1 3.1.3.1.24 Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?Undated

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3 2 3.1.3.2 Esoteric 3 2 3.1.3.2.1 Jew asks for twenty dollars of cheap jewelry in HeavenUndated

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3 2 3.1.3.2.2 Jewish boy says Christ was the greatest man in order to get an appleUndated

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3 2 3.1.3.2.3 Rabbi eats to hide the fact that he is fastingUndated

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3 2 3.1.3.2.4 Tailor takes six weeks to make pants for a rabbiUndated

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3 2 3.1.3.2.5 Jews and bicycle riders cause the warUndated

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3 2 3.1.3.2.6 How grand canyon get startedUndated

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3 3 3.1.4 Irish 3 3 3.1.4.1 Exoteric 3 3 3.1.4.1.1 Toilet seat for leprechauns.Undated

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3 3 3.1.4.1.2 Pati O'FurnitureUndated

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3 3 3.1.4.1.3 Irishman tells fly that flew into beer to 'Spit it out!'Undated

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3 3 3.1.4.1.4 Why did the Irish farmer spray booze on his tomatoes?Undated

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3 3 3.1.4.1.5 Irish man sees turf rolled up in truck, wants to send his grass away to be cutUndated

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3 3 3.1.4.1.6 What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?Undated

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3 3 3.1.4.1.7 Why did god invent the drink?Undated

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3 3 3.1.4.1.8 What is the difference between an Irishman and a Scotsman?Undated

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3 3 3.1.4.1.9 Pakistan can't be an Irish because his brain was removed more than fifty percentUndated

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3 3 3.1.4.1.10 Irish drank a big bottle of Ex-Lax after seeing a sign that says 'Feel Young Again, Take Ex Lax'Undated

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3 3 3.1.4.2 EsotericUndated 3 3 3.1.4.2.1 Leprechaun dates a penjuinUndated

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3 4-5 3.1.5 Italian 3 4 3.1.5.1 Exoteric 3 4 3.1.5.1.1 How many Italians to paint a house? Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.2 Barrel of manure at Italian weddingUndated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.3 Stepped out of circle three times while motorcycle gang was not lookingUndated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.4 Guillotine would work better if the runners were greasedUndated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.5 Italian national birdUndated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.6 Helicopters banned from flying over ItalyUndated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.7 Ever seen an Italian land mine detector?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.8 Where do Italians keep their armies?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.9 Italian army changes shorts amongst themselvesUndated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.10 How do you know if an Italian has robbed your house?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.11 How do you get 20 Italians in a phone booth?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.12 How can you tell who's the Italian bride?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.13 Most dangerous job in Italian villageUndated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.14 How can you tell if you're in an Italian ghetto?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.15 How do you give an intelligence test to an Italian?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.16 Italian man's name was pronounced ‘Gee, I’m a dope’Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.17 What's an Italian shower?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.18 How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.19 What do you call a 200 pounds Italian carrying a knife?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.20 What's the difference between an elephant and an Italian mother-in-law?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.21 Why do Italians have initials on their fingertips?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.22 Why do Italians never kill flies?Undated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.23 Italian marries American with the biggest boobsUndated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.24 Italian scares pig and cow away from barnUndated

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3 4 3.1.5.1.25 How can you tell an Italian wedding?Undated

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3 5 3.1.5.1.26 How many gears does an Italian truck have?Undated

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3 5 3.1.5.1.27 What is a hundred Italian paratroopers?Undated

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3 5 3.1.5.1.28 How do you make an Italian panic?Undated

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3 5 3.1.5.1.29 How did the Italians get to America?Undated

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3 5 3.1.5.1.30 How do you keep an Italian busy (piece of paper saying flip over)Undated

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3 5 3.1.5.1.31 How do you tell which one is the bride at an Italian wedding?Undated

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3 5 3.1.5.2 EsotericUndated 3 6-12 3.1.6 Mexican 3 6 3.1.6.1 Exoteric 3 6 3.1.6.1.1 Pedro makes a butterfly from butter and a lady from a ladybugUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.2 Pancho Knievel is found in the Grand CanyonUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.3 Why Mexicans fought hard for the AlamoUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.4 Put 50,000 Mexicans in a machine to grease itUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.5 Don't run over a Mexican on a bikeUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.6 Clear and lie in the gutterUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.7 Spichett fenceUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.8 Best five years of a Mexican's lifeUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.9 Cross a Mexican with an octopusUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.10 Why Mexicans don't have frecklesUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.11 Mexican baptismUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.12 Mexican with a C.B. in his carUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.13 Mexican with a college diplomaUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.14 Mexican fortune cookiesUndated

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3 6 3.1.6.1.15 Why Mexicans have nosesUndated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.16 Beans fall through the grillUndated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.17 Cross a Mormon with a MexicanUndated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.18 'Steal Two Eggs' are the first words in Mexican CookbookUndated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.19 What Mexican has an I.Q of 200Undated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.20 Mexican and African wish to be back in homelandsUndated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.21 Farmer starts speaking Spanish when God takes away mosts of his brainUndated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.22 Mexican trips over wish-granting building and swears, becoming fecesUndated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.23 Why do Mexicans put their last name on the back window of their car?Undated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.24 Bull wins once in a whileUndated

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3 7 3.1.6.1.25 Mexicans fishing off Sahara Desert bridgeUndated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.26 Skunk classified as a Mexican because he's not all white, not all black and he stinksUndated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.27 Billy the Kid kills Mexican's 'brudder'Undated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.28 Why doesn't Mexico have a good olympic team?Undated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.29 What do you call four Mexicans sinking in quicksand?Undated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.30 Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels?Undated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.31 How can you tell when a family of flamingos moves in next to you?Undated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.32 Why do Mexicans have big noses?Undated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.33 What's the most confusing day in Mexico?Undated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.34 Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico?Undated

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3 8 3.1.6.1.35 Mexican couple names twins Jose(a) and Jose(b)Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.36 When asked what he can waste in his country, American picks up Mexican, throws him off boatUndated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.37 Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.38 When does a Mexican become a Spaniard?Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.39 Do you have any Mexican in you?Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.40 Mexican reprimanded for honking horn to get traffic to move fasterUndated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.41 'That's not yo cheese' (Nacho cheese)Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.42 "Never believe a Mexican when he says 'the check is in the mail'"Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.43 What do you call a Mexican quarterback?Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.44 What do you call three Mexicans in a Cadillac?Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.45 Mexicans are now quickly headed to Los Angeles to sign up for AidsUndated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.46 What do you call 29 Mexicans buried up to their necks in dirt?Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.47 Mexican crosses border, leaves behind partner-in-crimeUndated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.48 Origins of the holiday, 'Cinco de Mayo'Undated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.49 Man doesn't need lube job because he hit a MexicanUndated

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3 9 3.1.6.1.50 What do you call a Mexican phone company?Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.51 Mexican spends his extra dollar on hookerUndated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.52 When the phone greens, I pink it up and say, 'Yellow'Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.53 How do you kill 500 Mexicans? (bomb Kmart)Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.54 How many mexicans does it take to eat a rabbit?Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.55 What's 25 Mexicans at the bottom of Great Salt Lake called?Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.56 Why do Mexicans eat refried beans?Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.57 What are the best three years of a Mexican's life?Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.58 Mexicans are living proof that Indians did sleep with the buffaloUndated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.59 Mexican detaches car door and rolls down the window to cool offUndated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.60 'José, can you see?'Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.61 What is brown and fries chicken?Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.62 What do you get when you put two Mexicans in a shoe box?Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.63 What do you call a little taco in Spanish?Undated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.64 Mexican man was not afraid of Aids injection because he’s wearing a condomUndated

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3 10 3.1.6.1.65 Mexican takes two full bags of sand on his bicycle every day and the American did not know what he is smuggling for Undated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.66 Man wanted a golden Mexicans so that he can throw it in the lakeUndated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.67 Mexican did not know what a porch is and insisted that it was a MazarradiUndated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.68 Mexican was let into heaven for being a Diesel FitterUndated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.69 How can you tell if a girl is virgin in Mexico?Undated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.70 "Working is what we have Mexicans for"Undated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.71 How many pallbearers at a Mexican funeral?Undated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.72 A Mexican went into a two seater outhouse and put one leg in one hole and the other leg in the other holeUndated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.73 American throws out a Mexican saying, 'There's plenty more where that came from'Undated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.74 Application for MexicansUndated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.75 PacoUndated

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3 11 3.1.6.1.76 What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand?Undated

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3 12 3.1.6.2 Esoteric 3 12 3.1.6.2.1 Chihuahua steals a bone from a bulldogUndated

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3 12 3.1.6.2.2 Mexican jumps across a canyon after eating beansUndated

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3 12 3.1.6.2.3 Chinaman means to say how ugly death isUndated

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3 12 3.1.6.2.4 At Mexican funeral, casket accuses butter as reason for man's death Undated

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3 12 3.1.6.2.5 Mexican brought a knife to gun fight Undated

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3 12 3.1.6.2.6 The only reason seagulls have wings is to beat the Mexicans to the dumpUndated

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3 12 3.1.6.2.7 What are the first five words that a Mexican baby would say?Undated

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3 13 3.1.7 Texan 3 13 3.1.7.1 Exoteric 3 13 3.1.7.1.1 Undertaker gives Texan an enema and buries him in a shoe boxUndated

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3 13 3.1.7.1.2 Texan grabs two Mexicans and says 'Remember the Alamo' before throwing them off airplaneUndated

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3 13 3.1.7.1.3 Texas cowboy goes into cave of skunks, skunks leave shortly afterUndated

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3 13 3.1.7.1.4 Texan replies with 'Bill Jackson' every time French man says bon appetitUndated

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3 13 3.1.7.1.5 Texan falls into a swimming pool and yells, 'Don't flush it!'Undated

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3 13 3.1.7.1.6 You're probably a redneck if your dad walks you to schoolUndated

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3 13 3.1.7.1.7 You're probably a redneck if you can't marry your sweetheart because it's against the lawUndated

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3 13 3.1.7.1.8 Three scariest things in Texas are 'A Mexican with a knife, a black man with a knife, and a Yankee with a U-Haul heading towards Houston.'Undated

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3 13 3.1.7.1.9 Difference between a Yankee and a Damn YankeeUndated

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3 13 3.1.7.2 Esoteric 3 13 3.1.7.2.1 Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico? Undated

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3 14-15 3.1.8 American Indian 3 14 3.1.8.1 Exoteric 3 14 3.1.8.1.1 "Ain't ‘cha got no red pop?" Undated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.2 Indian is still looking for a co-signerUndated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.3 Used too short of a buck reinUndated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.4 Indian uses a tomahawk to give himself a nose jobUndated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.5 Child asks how Indians choose names for their children (Pooping dog)Undated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.6 Why the Indian Chief has so many feathersUndated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.7 Indian hunting dog points with it's lipsUndated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.8 Waiter doesn't serve Indians, who says, 'It's okay, I only want a hamburger.'Undated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.9 'I can make you talk like an Indian' 'How?'Undated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.10 How did the Indians get to America before the white men?Undated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.11 How do you keep an Indian busy (piece of paper saying flip over)Undated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.12 Indians use washing machines as stovesUndated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.13 What do you call 500 Indian women that have no nipples?Undated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.14 'Squash it'Undated

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3 14 3.1.8.1.15 'Remember Wounded Knee'Undated

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3 15 3.1.8.1.16 Americans have been giving Indians birds ever since the big feast (Thanksgiving)Undated

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3 15 3.1.8.1.17 Indians points with thier lips Undated

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3 15 3.1.8.1.18 Indian can listen to the ground after being run over by a wagonUndated

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3 15 3.1.8.1.19 "Where is that Squaw I've got to kill?" Undated

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3 15 3.1.8.1.20 Indian boy drank 25 cups of tea and drownned in his teepeeUndated

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3 15 3.1.8.1.21 Where do Indians keep their armies?Undated

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3 15 3.1.8.1.22 How did Indians get to the America before the white men?Undated

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3 15 3.1.8.1.23 Indian names their tribe 'Hellerwese' (Where the hell are we)Undated

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3 15 3.1.8.1.24 Drunk Indian finds genie in a bottle, but accidentally wishes to remain drunkUndated

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3 15 3.1.8.2 Esoteric 3 15 3.1.8.2.1 Indian tries to eat long-johns, thinking they are tanagraUndated

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3 15 3.1.8.2.2 Indian plays a trick on another by camouflaging manure with dirt and twigsUndated

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3 15 3.1.8.2.3 Indians laugh when Elder tries to warn them, 'Watch out! They have come to steal your land!'Undated

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3 15 3.1.8.2.4 Indian bought the cheapest toilet paper and named it "John Wayne" toilet paperUndated

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4 1-13 3.1.9 Colleges and Schools 4 1 3.1.9.1 Exoteric 4 1 3.1.9.1.1 Five Aggies came across a cow pieUndated

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4 1 3.1.9.1.2 Aggie killed while getting a drink of milkUndated

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4 1 3.1.9.1.3 University of Utah takes an S.O.BUndated

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4 1 3.1.9.1.4 Coke bottle says open at other endUndated

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4 1 3.1.9.1.5 Ugly co-ed gets money because Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the most beautiful co-ed do not existUndated

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4 1 3.1.9.1.6 Two ton pickupUndated

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4 1 3.1.9.1.7 Difference between co-eds and a garbage canUndated

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4 1 3.1.9.1.8 Difference between a sorority and a co-ed?Undated

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4 1 3.1.9.1.9 Difference between a co-ed and an elephant or hippoUndated

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4 1 3.1.9.1.10 How many football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.11 How many USU co-eds does it take to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.12 Why marching group does not wear bootsUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.13 Which co-ed will fall first?Undated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.14 Difference between a BYU co-ed and a police carUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.15 Difference between a co-ed and a Rolaids tabletUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.16 Co-ed doll gets fat when wound upUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.17 Difference between a co-ed and an elephant lying in bedUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.18 Why co-eds have calluses on their knucklesUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.19 Realtor has to remind students which side of sod goes upUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.20 BYU's library burned downUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.21 Provo's zooUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.22 Differences between a student and a mouseUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.23 Why co-eds have red rings on their bodiesUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.24 Difference between a co-ed and Ringling Brothers CircusUndated

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4 2 3.1.9.1.25 What to call a good looking girl at BYUUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.26 How a co-ed holds up her stockingUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.27 Student attacked while trying on odor eatersUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.28 Smallest book at BYUUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.29 What to call co-eds jumping out of planeUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.30 Most popular class at BYUUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.31 Cross a co-ed with a mermaidUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.32 High-class BYU co-eds only have their numbers in the telephone booths on the east side of ProvoUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.33 How co-eds protect themselves from Peeping TomsUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.34 How to get a co-ed out of the bathtubUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.35 "They teach us not to piss on our hands."Undated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.36 How co-eds find each other in the dark. Undated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.37 Why Christ was not born at BYUUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.38 Co-eds put mirrors on bathroom ceilings to watch themselves gargleUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.39 How to tell you entered BYU countryUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.40 Why co-eds do not voteUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.41 What's short, fat and hairy?Undated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.42 BYU co-ed wears black pantiesUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.43 How to propose to a co-edUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.44 Why co-eds can not play in the sandboxUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.45 Co-eds point when birds fly overUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.46 How to separate the men from the boysUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.47 Bay of PigsUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.48 Man-eating tiger's starvedUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.49 Zoo closes at 6:00 p.mUndated

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4 3 3.1.9.1.50 Lawrence of RexburgUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.51 Manual laborUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.52 Frog has a pimpleUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.53 No artificial turf at the football stadiumUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.54 Why BYU will be warm and cozyUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.55 Marriott Center would fall if BYU and Ricks co-eds stand on top of itUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.56 BYU student asks man to remove hatUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.57 Why do BYU co-eds wear gray bathing suitsUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.58 BYU student writes Timbucktwo poemUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.59 Farmers starting to send daughters to market and pigs to BYUUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.60 90 percent of women in Utah are good looking, the rest go to BYUUndated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.61 BYU student trips over wishing log, says (explicit)Undated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.62 How do you drive a BYU co-ed crazy?Undated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.63 What do you call a fly that goes in BYU co-ed's ear?Undated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.64 Why does BYU have natural grass instead of turf?Undated

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4 4 3.1.9.1.65 How do you get 100 BYU co-eds into a phone booth?Undated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.66 Difference between dead BYU co-ed and dead dog in the middle of the road?Undated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.67 'BYU Y dance' (why dance)Undated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.68 Difference between a truck load of BYU co-eds and truck load of elephants?Undated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.69 Similarity between quarters in the bottom of a toilet bowl and a BYU co-edUndated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.70 Michael Jackson openes college called 'Bring'em Young Univeristy'Undated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.71 Why do BYU co-eds wear stripes?Undated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.72 What happened to the driver that swerved to miss a BYU co-ed?Undated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.73 What does a BYU co-ed and your batting average have in common?Undated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.74 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a toilet?Undated

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4 5 3.1.9.1.75 Campus Deity (Dean/Secretary jumping buildings)Undated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.76 Why does BYU have such a hard time winning football games?Undated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.77 What's the difference between a male BYU co-ed and a rat?Undated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.78 Why don't they put up a nativity scene at USU?Undated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.79 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a bowling ball?Undated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.80 Man-eating lion turned loose at BYU, it starvesUndated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.81 BYU co-ed commits suicideUndated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.82 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and Bigfoot?Undated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.83 What's a BYU co-ed's favorite wine after dinner?Undated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.84 How can you tell if a BYU co-ed is level-headed?Undated

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4 6 3.1.9.1.85 How does a BYU co-ed take a bath?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.86 Why do most BYU co-eds avoid going to the beach? (harpooned)Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.87 What do you say to a BYU co-ed that wears red sweatshirt? (Kool-Aid)Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.88 Why do BYU co-eds hang their degrees in the windows of their cars?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.89 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a U of U co-ed?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.90 How do you get BYU co-eds through a door? (twinkies)Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.91 How many University of Illinois engineering students does it take to vacuum the floor?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.92 Why won't they let BYU co-eds on the beach?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.93 School bus hit BYU co-ed, they had to get a new busUndated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.94 What do you call a BYU co-ed skydiver? (eclipse)Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.95 Race between Santa, cute BYU co-ed, and cute USU co-ed, who wins?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.96 What makes BYU co-ed look good?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.97 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and the blimp?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.98 Why do BYU co-eds wear high heels?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.99 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a bucket of manure?Undated

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4 7 3.1.9.1.100 Did you hear about the march of the virgins down at BYU?Undated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.101 Illegal run-away Aggie hides behind sack, says 'Potatoe' when kickedUndated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.102 How do you get a BYU co-ed to make out with you on the first date?Undated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.103 'At USU they teach us not to pee on our hands'Undated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.104 What do you call a BYU co-ed with a hula hoop?Undated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.105 Aggie pilots land plane wrong length on runwayUndated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.106 BYU essay question: How do you spell McDonald's farm? Answer: EIEIOUndated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.107 Pollacks leave football field, four plays later BYU scoredUndated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.108 What did the stream say when the BYU co-ed fell into it?Undated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.109 BYU co-ed is just a finger looking for a ringUndated

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4 8 3.1.9.1.110 BYU co-ed doll's thighs expand when ring is put on fingerUndated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.111 What are the happiest parts of a BYU co-eds body?Undated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.112 What do you call a pretty girl on BYU campus?Undated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.113 What do you call a BYU co-ed with smoke jumper gear on?Undated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.114 Harvard student won't answer where the library is because it ended with a prepositionUndated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.115 Aggie impressed that thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things coldUndated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.116 Earthquake caused by two late Ricks co-edsUndated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.117 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a pig? (acne)Undated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.118 Why do BYU co-eds have so many red dots on them?Undated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.119 Tiger attacked BYU co-ed last fall, still trying to finish carcassUndated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.120 Why was the Harmon building built? (full lenth mirrors for BYU co-eds)Undated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.121 Difference between a BYU co-ed and a Rolaide?Undated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.122 BYU co-ed arrested for smuggling watermelons in her back pocketsUndated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.123 Why can't BYU co-eds wear yellow sweaters anymore?Undated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.124 What does a Byu co-ed have that every guy wants?Undated

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4 9 3.1.9.1.125 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a refrigeratorUndated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.126 What do you get when you cross a BYU co-ed with a pig?Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.127 How does a BYU co-ed put on her bra?Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.128 What's the difference between a train and a BYU co-ed?Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.129 What do you call a BYU co-ed hitchhikerUndated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.130 Naked BYU co-ed gets clothed by Hell's AngelsUndated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.131 What do 30,000 idiots say? (Cougars chant)Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.132 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a policeman?Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.133 Earthquake caused by BYU cheerleaders practicing their jumpsUndated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.134 How do you get 50 BYU co-eds in a Volkswagen?Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.135 Why didn't BYU have a nativity/ Christmas story?Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.136 BYU co-ed kick starts 747 at airportUndated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.137 Why do birds fly upside down over BYU?Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.138 What's the difference between a BYU co-ed and a spider?Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.139 Which would hit the ground first; BYU co-ed or a sack of flour?Undated

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4 10 3.1.9.1.140 How does a BYU co-ed blow-dry her hair?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.141 Why does the BYU football stadium have a fence around it?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.142 What's harder than getting a BYU co-ed in the back of a Volkswagen?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.143 Where is the only place an elephant can hide in the strawberry patch?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.144 How does the BYU co-ed hide in the strawberry patch?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.145 What do you call a 350 lb. co-ed?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.146 What measures 36-24-36?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.147 BYU co-ed that has long black hair wears gloves to cover it upUndated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.148 What are the three sizes of Ricks College coe-ed's uniform?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.149 Any dude will doUndated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.150 How is a BYU co-ed and comet the same?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.151 How do you know you're dating a BYU co-ed?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.152 In what ways are a BYU co-ed and her date alike?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.153 What do you call a BYU co-ed in a red dress running towards you?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.154 'In the four years I've spent at BYU I've grown so much'Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.155 BYU football stadium gets dome, called con-domeUndated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.156 What does BYU co-ed use for birth control?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.157 BYU co-ed asks wife murderer if he has a dateUndated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.158 What would have happened if Orson Pratt was the Prophet of the LDS church? (OPU instead of BYU)Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.159 Drug problem on the Aggie football teamUndated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.160 BYU co-ed has to buy a building permit to make her own wedding dressUndated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.161 BYU co-ed leaves stretch marks in tub after bathingUndated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.162 Why are BYU co-ed jokes so short?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.163 Why did all the BYU co-eds go to Provo and all the lesbians go to San Fransisco?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.164 Weber State College students are Lord's people because they are still the same as Lord left them 2000 years agoUndated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.165 How do you get four sorority girls on a chair at the same time?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.166 What do college students sing in the shower?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.167 Difference between a sorority girl and a toilet bowl? Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.168 Difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.169 What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?Undated

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4 11 3.1.9.1.170 How do you tell your parents that you are failing classes in college without any trouble?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.171 How much for a season pass to get access the female dorm Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.172 Why don't girls play hide and go seek at BYU?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.173 Difference between U of U co-ed brides wedding and BYU co-ed brides wedding?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.174 USU co-ed that transfers to BYUUndated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.175 What do you call a BYU co-ed in a red jumpsuit?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.176 USU has a new football coach and his name is 'Win Won Soon'Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.177 What did the River say when a BYU co-ed jump in?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.178 BYU co-ed accidently yells 'crap' when making a wishUndated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.179 Farmer had to check ID's to get all the lost pigs back in, while he was stopping by BYUUndated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.180 BYU co-ed spent all day to paint a mile of street because the paint bucket kept getting further and further away each dayUndated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.181 What do you call BYU-coeds wearing a designer gears?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.182 What is the tallest building on campus?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.183 If a BYU co-ed and an USU co-ed was sitting on top of Old Main, who would come down first?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.184 What is the difference between a BYU co-ed going to the cafeteria and a speeding train?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.185 How did a BYU co-ed try to kill herself?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.186 Difference between a big foot and a BYU co-ed?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.187 Difference between a big foot and a BYU co-ed?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.188 What does a BYU co-ed say after a guy blows in her ear?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.189 How many BYU co-eds does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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4 12 3.1.9.1.190 What does 7 Up and a BYU co-ed have in common?Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.191 How do you get a BYU co-ed into an elevator?Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.192 How do you get a BYU co-ed off your porch?Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.193 What happened to the semi that tried to dodge a BYU co-ed who was standing in the middle of the road?Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.194 What do Vallivue girls and quarters in a toilet have in common?Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.195 Blonde coed pulled over by police officerUndated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.196 Lazy student wouldn't scratch an itchUndated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.197 Have you heard about the guy who thought Johnny Cake was a pay toilet?Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.198 How does Ty Detmer screw in a light bulb?Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.199 Horse left in furnace pitUndated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.200 Comic of brain at the end of a semesterUndated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.201 Football initiation at Raft River HighUndated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.202 Aggie and foreign exchange students sleep in a barnUndated

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4 13 3.1.9.1.203 Aggies find old milk carton, think it's a cow nestUndated

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4 13 3.1.9.2 Esoteric 4 13 3.1.9.2.1 "Take out your activity card and go to the end of that line."Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.2.2 Professor never answers question with a statementUndated

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4 13 3.1.9.2.3 Definition of a lectureUndated

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4 13 3.1.9.2.4 How many Chi Omegas does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.2.5 Seniors can go any damn place they please Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.2.6 Never End a Sentence with a Preposition Undated

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4 13 3.1.9.2.7 Football players took 51 days to complete a puzzle that says 3-5 years Undated

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4 14-16 3.1.10 Arab 4 14 3.1.10.1 Exoteric 4 14 3.1.10.1.1 Mohammed tells women to put on veilsUndated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.2 Israelis yell, "Hey, Mohammed," in order to kill ArabsUndated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.3 Busload of Iranians going off cliff with an empty seatUndated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.4 How many Iranians to water a camel?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.5 What is pink and runs through the desert?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.6 What do you get when you stick a dime on an Ethiopian's head?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.7 What do you call an Ethiopian with a sesame seed on it's head?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.8 What's the difference between an Iraqian woman and a catfish?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.9 How many Iraqies does it take to shoot a Scud Missle?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.10 Iraq was successful when shooting down 3 Patriot Missles and 5 Scud MisslesUndated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.11 What do you get when you combine Iraq and Kuwait?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.12 What does Karl Malone have in common with Iraqi women?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.13 Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. on the same day in Iraq?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.14 How do you break up an Iraqi bingo game?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.15 Why do they call camels in Iraq 'ships of the desert'?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.16 What's an Iraqi's idea of safe sex?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.17 What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a hockey player?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.18 What do you get when you put 100,000 Iraquis in one place?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.19 What do you call an Iraqi woman who comes into a bar?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.20 Did you hear about the new brand of condoms that the Iraqi are manufacturing?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.21 Why are there no bars in Iraq?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.22 Why does it take longer to train American pilots than Iraqi pilots?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.23 What's the best way to wink at an Iraqi?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.24 What do you do if an Iraqi throws a grenade at you?Undated

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4 14 3.1.10.1.25 What do you do if an Iraqi pulls out the pin of a grenade and throws it at you?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.26 What is black and runs across the dessert at 50 mls an hour?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.27 Arabic brain costs more becuase it's never been usedUndated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.28 What do you call an Ethiopian with a turbin on his head?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.29 How many Ethiopians does it take to fill a bathtub?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.30 The fastest animal in the world is the Ethiopian chicken.Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.31 What do you call Levolor blinds in Ethiopia?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.32 Ethiopian with a grain of rice caught in his throatUndated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.33 What do you call an Ethiopian who walks a dog?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.34 What do you call an Ethiopian who raises dogs?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.35 What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his butt?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.36 How can you tell an Iraqi boy from an Iraqi man?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.37 How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.38 What is an optimist?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.39 A new beer on the market today is called the Scud LightUndated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.40 How do you sink an Iraqi Navy?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.41 What does Yoko Ono and an Ethiopian have in common?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.42 How do you say a pistol in Arabic?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.43 Saudi women are now walking in front of their husbands because of land minesUndated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.44 What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.45 Miss Ethiopia has the measurements of 11-11-11Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.46 What do you call an Ethiopian with a hat on?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.47 What happened to the Ethiopian who felll in the alligator pit?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.48 How many Ethiopians can fit in a telephone booth?Undated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.49 The hardest job in the world is selling after dinner mints in EthiopiaUndated

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4 15 3.1.10.1.50 How do you fit a hundred Ethiopians in a Volkswagen?Undated

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4 16 3.1.10.1.51 What do you call an Ethiopian with a dinner jacket on?Undated

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4 16 3.1.10.1.52 How many Ethiopians does it take to change in a light bulb?Undated

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4 16 3.1.10.2 Esoteric 4 16 3.1.10.2.1 God cooked Middle Eastern's skin just rightUndated

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4 16 3.1.10.2.2 Why does Utah Jazz want Saddam Hussein?Undated

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5 1-3 3.1.11 Hunters 5 1 3.1.11.1 Exoteric 5 1 3.1.11.1.1 Hunter does not clean out deer, so it gets biggerUndated

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5 1 3.1.11.1.2 "You can have your deer, but let me take my saddle off first."Undated

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5 1 3.1.11.1.3 "If you can run fast enough to tag a deer, you can have it."Undated

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5 1 3.1.11.1.4 Shot hunter would have had better chances if his buddy had not cleaned him out firstUndated

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5 1 3.1.11.1.5 Friend of hunter shoot a farmer's cow not knowing their friend was playing trick on themUndated

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5 1 3.1.11.1.6 "Here's a bear for you, I'll go and get another for myself."Undated

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5 1 3.1.11.1.7 "With the help of the Lord and a big stick, I got them back in."Undated

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5 1 3.1.11.1.8 "White Man's Hunting Trip."Undated

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5 1 3.1.11.1.9 There's more (explicit) birds out there than you can shake a stick atUndated

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5 1 3.1.11.1.10 Hunter wants to shoot at cans. . .Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, AfricansUndated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.11 That's my horse, can I at least have my saddle?Undated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.12 Rabbit is sitting on its' buttUndated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.13 Hunter accidentally kills Mormon MissionaryUndated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.14 St. Peter asks if a hunter got a deer before he can enter heavenUndated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.15 Hunter wipes his butt with three quarters, two dimes and a nickelUndated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.16 Squirrels ran up Hunter's pants and said, 'Let's eat one now and save the other for later'Undated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.17 Hunter shoots arrows into the air as distress signalUndated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.18 When one hunter tells the other he could never outrun the bear, he replies, 'I just have to outrun you!'Undated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.19 Hunters pull deer by legs; then pull it by antlers because it is easier, but truck gets further and further awayUndated

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5 2 3.1.11.1.20 Three hunters intentionally shot a bottle of liquor, wine and Henry because they had plenty in their states Undated

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5 3 3.1.11.1.21 California hunter mistakenly taken a mule for a doeUndated

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5 3 3.1.11.1.22 Hunters didn't believe that washing the poo of the Foo bird means sudden death Undated

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5 3 3.1.11.1.23 Talk about deer when a man I.Q. is about 40Undated

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5 3 3.1.11.1.24 Hunter follows these tracks into a cave and shot a train.Undated

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5 3 3.1.11.1.25 What did one California hunter say to another one when he was asked what he got while deer hunting in Utah?Undated

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5 3 3.1.11.1.26 Best Way to Hunt a DeerUndated

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5 3 3.1.11.1.27 Timeline of a huntUndated

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5 3 3.1.11.2 Esoteric 5 3 3.1.11.2.1 A bear was shot by an ice ball and the cause of death was getting water on the brainUndated

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5 3 3.1.11.2.2 A hunter shots a lady after askig her if she was gameUndated

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5 3 3.1.11.2.3 He might have been better if you had not gutted himUndated

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5 4-7 3.1.12 Blondes 5 4 3.1.12.1 A smart blonde is a golden retrieverUndated

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5 4 3.1.12.2 What the blonde said after she crossed the roadUndated

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5 4 3.1.12.3 Blonde woman doesn't want to get aids againUndated

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5 4 3.1.12.4 When asked if blinker works, blonde replies, 'It does, it doesn't, it does. .'Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.5 Blonde swims __mls, gets tired, and swims back Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.6 Mirror that senses lies, blonde says, 'I think. .' Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.7 How the blonde broke her arm Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.8 Blonde flight attendant gets trapped in hotel room Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.9 How do you drown a blonde? Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.10 Blonde thought Cheerios were donut seedsUndated

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5 4 3.1.12.11 Blonde selects dog after asking for a sheepUndated

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5 4 3.1.12.12 Blonde struggles to ride fake horseUndated

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5 4 3.1.12.13 Blonde wants to shoot her cheating boyfriend after she shoots herselfUndated

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5 4 3.1.12.14 Why did the blonde climb the link fence?Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.15 How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.16 Why does the blonde have square boobs?Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.17 What do you call a blonde sitting on a branch with a briefcase?Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.18 What do you call three blondes standing in a row?Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.19 Why couldn't the blonde bake two batches of cookies?Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.20 Who made up all the blonde jokes?Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.21 What is every blonde's ambition in life?Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.22 How do you keep a blonde busy all day (piece of paper saying flip over)Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.23 What do you call a blonde in a freezer?Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.24 Blonde says to man that murdered his wife, 'oh, so you're not married?'Undated

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5 4 3.1.12.25 How do you drive a blonde crazy?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.26 Blondes turn around when they see 'Disneyland left' signUndated

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5 5 3.1.12.27 Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.28 Why did the blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.29 Blonde memorizes all the state's 'capitals' to prove that she's not dumbUndated

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5 5 3.1.12.30 Blonde girl gets fire from the M'M (M and M) company for throwing out all the W'sUndated

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5 5 3.1.12.31 Smart blonde, dumb blonde, and unicorn are walking down the street. . .Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.32 Blonde asks for directions while jumping out of airplaneUndated

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5 5 3.1.12.33 How do you know if a blonde is a waitress?(tampon behind ear)Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.34 What do you call eight blonde girls holding hands in a circle?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.35 What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.36 Wow, you're dumber than a blondeUndated

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5 5 3.1.12.37 How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.38 Blonde going through a flashing red light; vroom-screech-vroom-screechUndated

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5 5 3.1.12.39 How did the blonde die at the football game?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.40 How do you drown a blonde at a basketball game?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.41 What's a blonde's favorite song?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.42 What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.43 Why did the pregnant blonde go to Pizza Hut?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.44 How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.45 Blonde mistakes microwave for TVsUndated

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5 5 3.1.12.46 Why would you marry a blonde? (handicapped parking)Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.47 Why did the blonde crawl across the busy highway?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.48 How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.49 How do you get a blonde to marry you? (Tell her she's pegnant)Undated

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5 5 3.1.12.50 Blonde has a windows computer and wanted to get a curtain for itUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.51 Salesman refuses to sell anything to a blondeUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.52 Blonde locks her keys in the car and will not pry it openUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.53 Blonde responds ‘Big, red truck!” when the dispatcher asked for her addressUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.54 How to tell when a blonde is having a bad day?Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.55 Blonde offers a coffee without milk when there’s no creamUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.56 Computer keeps telling blonde that she has a mail and she went out to check her mailbox instead Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.57 What did one blonde say when she passed the other blondeUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.58 Blonde rowing in a boat on the field giving every blonde a bad nameUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.59 What does a blonde put on her ears to make her more attractive?Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.60 Blonde drives around a block for 100 times because her blinker was stuckUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.61 What do you call a prostitute and two blondes?Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.62 Blonde TestUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.63 Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper every two weeks?Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.64 What do flat blondes and flat rocks have in common?Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.65 somethingBlondes writes TGIF (toes go in first) on their shoessUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.66 An eternity is when four blondes are at a four way stopUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.67 Blondes clean restrooms when they see 'Clean Restrooms Ahead' signUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.68 What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.69 What do you call a blonde behind the steering wheel of a car?Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.70 Which one was the smartest if you had a blonde, brunette, and a red head?Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.71 Blonde detaches car door and rolls down the window to cool offUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.72 What do a blonde and a cowpie have in common?Undated

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5 6 3.1.12.73 Why did the blonde drown when her truck went off in a riverUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.74 Blonde spent all day to paint a mile of street because the paint bucket kept getting further and further away each dayUndated

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5 6 3.1.12.75 Blonde goes out to hunt alligators thinking that alligators wear shoesUndated

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5 7 3.1.12.76 What do you call a bunch of blondes in a line? (A wind tunnel)Undated

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5 7 3.1.12.77 Why did the blonde drop out of the pie eating contest?Undated

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5 7 3.1.12.78 While everyone else is having a boy or a girl, the blondes are having puppiesUndated

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5 7 3.1.12.79 What do you call a blonde with a half of a brain?Undated

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5 7 3.1.12.80 What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?Undated

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5 7 3.1.12.81 What does a blonde and a computer have in common?Undated

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5 7 3.1.12.82 Why do blonds have fur on the hem of their dresses?Undated

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5 7 3.1.12.83 Blondes were asked to take a quiz to get into heavenUndated

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5 7 3.1.12.84 Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?Undated

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5 7 3.1.12.85 If you're blondes, you'll have to go to heaven since you've already been through hell.Undated

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5 7 3.1.12.86 Blonde mistakes a car front seat with the back and called the police to report it as a stolen carUndated

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5 7 3.1.12.87 Why do Blondes have super high bangs?Undated

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5 7 3.1.12.88 Gullible isn't in the dictionaryUndated

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5 7 3.1.12.89 Medical terms for blondesUndated

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5 7 3.1.12.90 Blonde tries to order food at a libraryUndated

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5 8-10 3.1.13 Gender Jokes 5 8 3.1.13.1 What's the difference between women and puppies?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.2 How many men does it take to clean a toilet?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.3 What is it that every woman wants?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.4 What happen to a lady who jumped off the Empire State Building?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.5 What did God say after creating men?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.6 "Her name is Sally and she lies a lot!"Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.7 How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.8 A man wanted to be smarter than all men so he turned himself into a woman or vice versaUndated

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5 8 3.1.13.9 A woman got undress and said " Make me a woman tonight." [This item was collected in a History 124 course, Winter 1994, removed by collector request, November 2016.]Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.10 How many females does it take to screw a light bulb?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.11 How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.12 Why shouldn't we let women drive?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.13 What do condoms and women have in common?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.14 What is the best male birth control?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.15 How many men does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.16 What's the difference between a male and a catfish?Undated

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5 8 3.1.13.17 Telephone, Telegraph and women are the fastest means of communicationUndated

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5 8 3.1.13.18 Tell your woman to get in the kitchen when your dishwasher is brokenUndated

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5 8 3.1.13.19 Tips for handling women emotional emergenciesUndated

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5 8 3.1.13.20 "We believe in capital punishment, expect that women shouldn’t be hung like men" Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.21 A woman driver is a constant dangerUndated

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5 9 3.1.13.22 What is a man's idea of housework?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.23 Difference between government bonds and men?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.24 The Perfect ManUndated

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5 9 3.1.13.25 Why men are not secretaries?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.26 Difference between men and women (X and Y chromosomes) Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.27 Females in advertisement Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.28 Girlfriend has dice eyes and all she has to do is roll them to make her pointUndated

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5 9 3.1.13.29 Men's Guide to what women really means when she says something Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.30 A Woman points of viewUndated

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5 9 3.1.13.31 Why are men and parking spaces alike?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.32 How can you tell when a man is lying?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.33 Why is the figure of a courthouse in the form of a woman?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.34 Genie would grant a wish to make bridges with two lanes or four, rather than a wish to understand womenUndated

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5 9 3.1.13.35 How do you tell a boy pancake from a girl pancake?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.36 How long should a girl dress be?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.37 Women has two characteristics: beauty and foolishnessUndated

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5 9 3.1.13.38 Why do men want to vote for a female president?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.39 Why don't women wear watches?Undated

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5 9 3.1.13.40 Why can't Helen Keller drive?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.41 Men are like a game of old fashioned tug of warUndated

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5 10 3.1.13.42 Why did the woman cross the road?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.43 Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.44 Woman can only get smart by turning into manUndated

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5 10 3.1.13.45 Why is Pac Man so popular with women?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.46 What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.47 Why did the girl swallow bullets?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.48 Why can't you trust women?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.49 The smartest person in the world is a woman.Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.50 Female brains are cheaper to buy because it was used.Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.51 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.52 Did you know that at one time, there were no women in heaven?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.53 What is the difference between a woman and a pit bull?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.54 Definitions of words by genderUndated

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5 10 3.1.13.55 Male language patternsUndated

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5 10 3.1.13.56 Girl says no when asked to dance at a danceUndated

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5 10 3.1.13.57 Pain of labor transferred to fatherUndated

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5 10 3.1.13.58 What do you call a man who loses 90% of his brain power?Undated

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5 10 3.1.13.59 Man has wife walk 2 miles in the morning and 2 miles at nightUndated

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5 10 3.1.13.60 The evolution of authorityUndated

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5 10 3.1.13.61 Wife tells husband to stand in line for heavenUndated

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5 10 3.1.13.62 How can you tell if a women is wearing pantihose?Undated

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5 11 3.1.14 Cowboys 5 11 3.1.14.1 Why are cowboy hats turned up on the sides?Undated

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5 11 3.1.14.2 Why don't cowboys wear tennis shoes?Undated

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5 11 3.1.14.3 How do rodeo cowboys know which leg to limp on?Undated

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5 11 3.1.14.4 A man can tell where cowboys are from just by looking at their bootsUndated

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5 11 3.1.14.5 Cowboy got the cheapest toilet paper and called it John Wayne toilet paperUndated

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5 11 3.1.14.6 Why would cowboys buy a Dachshund?Undated

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5 11 3.1.14.7 Why do cowboys have their names on the back of their belts? Undated

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5 11 3.1.14.8 Cowboy job applicationUndated

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5 11 3.1.14.9 Where are all the cows among the cowboy studentsUndated

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5 11 3.1.14.10 Why do cowboys wear baseball caps and tennis shoes?Undated

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5 12 3.1.15 Gay 5 12 3.1.15.1 Gay says there are three kinds of turdUndated

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5 12 3.1.15.2 Gay son receives a brand new car and a JacuzziUndated

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5 12 3.1.15.3 Afraid of being converted to gay?Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.4 What do you call two gays in a bar? (A fruit stand)Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.5 How many gay men does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.6 Gay thinks a ferryboat is a navy boatUndated

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5 12 3.1.15.7 What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.8 Gay men will be the first to evacuate San Francisco when earthquake strikesUndated

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5 12 3.1.15.9 How do you get four gay men on one barstool?Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.10 Did you hear about the gay cowboy?Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.11 What was the name of the Roman who drove the pink chariot? (Ben Gay)Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.12 What does GAY stand for? (Got AIDS yet)Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.13 Pregnant gay doesn't know who the father isUndated

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5 12 3.1.15.14 If I were a woman, I'd be a lesbian.Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.15 Kathy Whitmire new theme song is called 'Lesbe Friends' (Lesibian)Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.16 Kathy Whitmire is putting a 'dike' on every corner in HoustonUndated

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5 12 3.1.15.17 What does four gay men in a hot tub say when a condom floats to the top?Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.18 What do you call a gay on a skateboard?Undated

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5 12 3.1.15.19 When he wakes up tell him it was a hammer from SearsUndated

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5 12 3.1.15.20 Cowboy finds out he is a lesbianUndated

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5 12 3.1.15.21 Two angel's wings fall off when they have a dirty thoughtUndated

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5 12 3.1.15.22 Whitmire reorganized the police department with convertiblesUndated

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5 13-17 3.1.0 Miscellaneous 5 13 3.1.0.1 Swiss person gives reply at 2:00 a.mUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.2 Cow ate the grass and leftUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.3 American put a knapsack instead of a parachute on a RussianUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.4 Immigrant will not be pallbearer thinking they mean a polar bearUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.5 Best place to get wife is San Pete County because any situation would be an improvementUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.6 Portuguese man tests all matches before sending them to friendUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.7 Why little moron put hay in bedUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.8 Inexperienced farmer sow to get bredUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.9 Guide puts turtle in tourist's bed and says it is a flea, because tourist says everything is bigger in AmericaUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.10 Lady from Bronx has son who has an Oedipus complexUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.11 Sign in England says, "Six miles to Shropshire. If you can't read the sign, ask the blacksmith."Undated

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5 13 3.1.0.12 What to call a Philippine contortionistUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.13 North Dakotan yells "fire" while standing in front of firing squadUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.14 Why Canada has the French CanadiansUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.15 "Every time I try to kiss him, he giggles."Undated

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5 13 3.1.0.16 Three types of menUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.17 How do Germans tie their shoes?Undated

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5 13 3.1.0.18 Why the [homosexual] is buried in a pink coffinUndated

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5 13 3.1.0.19 How many Californians to screw in light bulb?Undated

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5 13 3.1.0.20 How many WASPs does it take to screw in light bulb?Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.21 Dirty Tree and a Turd. Don't mess with an Asian and his mathUndated

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5 14 3.1.0.22 How the Chinese choose names Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.23 What is the name of the Korean cookbook?Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.24 Lumberjack confused by motorized saw Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.25 Drunk drivers in Utah wear orange Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.26 Three men going to, in, or coming out of outhouseUndated

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5 14 3.1.0.27 Man jumps off barn headfirst into pile of manureUndated

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5 14 3.1.0.28 Irish book of etiquette and Italian book of war heroes are the two shortest booksUndated

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5 14 3.1.0.29 Who was Alexander Graham Polinksi?Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.30 Russian shoes have two toes that come rushin' out of each shoe.Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.31 What do Nagasaki, Hiroshim, and Baghdad have in common?Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.32 'For my country!'Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.33 What do Japanese women like the most?Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.34 Black, Mexican, Pollack, and Jewish all wish to go to their home countries, American wishes for Diet CokeUndated

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5 14 3.1.0.35 What do you call it when 1,000 Blacks/Mexicans jump out of a plane?Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.36 What do you call a thousand blacks buried up to their necks in sand? (Afro turf)Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.37 German shoves American, Russian, and Turk off train claiming 'There's more where they come from'Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.38 Why are a violinists fingers like lightning?Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.39 What's the difference between a violin and a cello on the highway? (skid marks)Undated

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5 14 3.1.0.40 'What kind of cheese?' (Hoochies!)Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.41 Say 'Naked' in awkward pausesUndated

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5 15 3.1.0.42 What do you call three vietnamise in a Toyota?Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.43 What do you call 200 China Men holding hands all the way around your house?Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.44 'My dad farted and the house blew up!'Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.45 What's a house full of (raicial explicit) with Mexican's on the outside called?Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.46 How come Puerto Ricans don't write checks?Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.47 If a Pollack, a Black and a Puerto Rican jumped off the empire state building, who would hit first?Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.48 Californians drag deer by head, but go farther away from their carUndated

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5 15 3.1.0.49 Portuguese man wants to land on the sun at nightUndated

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5 15 3.1.0.50 Why don't Mexicans and Balcks interbreed?Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.51 Puerto Rican believes that money is everywhere in New YorkUndated

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5 15 3.1.0.52 Puerto Rican had to ordered what others are ordering because he doesn't speak English Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.53 Germans makes beautiful piano, Italians makes music out of the piano and Portugese got to carry it aroundUndated

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5 15 3.1.0.54 Black man wishes to be short, white and had pretty girl sit on his lap. In result, he turned into a toiletUndated

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5 15 3.1.0.55 Sun City (Arizona) people are newlyweds and nearly deadUndated

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5 15 3.1.0.56 Woman was afraid to go out on a date with a black manUndated

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5 15 3.1.0.57 White man born white and die gray. Black man born black and die black, yet they called black coloredUndated

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5 15 3.1.0.58 An Asian, a Mexican and a Black all in a car, who is driving?Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.59 How do people in China name their kids?Undated

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5 15 3.1.0.60 Why did all of the migrant field workers quit working in the fields?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.61 Jamaican has 'Wy' tattooed on his penis that say 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day'Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.62 Did you know Japanese bought the Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.63 One out of every fourth child is born ChineseUndated

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5 16 3.1.0.64 If female bear ate the Italian and the Russian, Czech must be eaten by the male bearUndated

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5 16 3.1.0.65 Heard about the new Cambodia cookbook?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.66 Why were so many Vietnams die in the war? Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.67 What do you call the point man on a Korean patrol?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.68 How can you tell if there's a Navajo lady in the audience?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.69 An Amish who thinks an elevator changes figure by going inside Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.70 What goes clip clop, bang?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.71 Everyone knows each other in Overton, NevadaUndated

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5 16 3.1.0.72 For fat people its hereditary, you can see it in their genes (jeans)Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.73 What will each particular ethnic group do when there is only one woman and two men left in a desert island?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.74 How many Puerto Ricans does it take to steal a light bulb?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.75 A deaf man throws out an interpreter saying, 'There's plenty of hearing people in America'Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.76 "I ain't no Navajo. I'm a Chicago Ho"Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.77 What do the Denver Broncos and a tampon have in common?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.78 What do you call a Cambodian with two dogs?Undated

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5 16 3.1.0.79 Eskimo would shout 'radio' if he fell off an iglooUndated

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5 16 3.1.0.80 How many greeks does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.81 How do Eskimos make babies?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.82 Why do we bury Belgies upside down?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.83 Why did they cancel driver education and sex education in Israel?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.84 Wyoming cowboys turned Virgin Mary into Mary after visting WyomingUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.85 What's the most confusing day in Harlem?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.86 God made a mistake when creating men and now we have white, black and brown colors peopleUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.87 Why do Englishmen drink warm beer?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.88 Scottish woman mistake doctors from painters because they all wore white Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.89 What will Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Baghdad have in common?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.90 Jamaican washes his face and hands using toilet waterUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.91 Know that your wristwatch is gone when you are in Napoli or BrazilUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.92 Why aren't there any more homosexuals in California?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.93 What people are always in a hurry?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.94 What are the four seasons in Utah?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.95 Why did the North Dakota's wedding end?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.96 What kind of berries do Eskimos eat?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.97 If you're an American, hold your breath! If you're a Pollack, let it out.Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.98 How do you make a Utah driver mad?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.99 Cross an Italian and an ArabUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.100 Do you know why the wind blows so much in southern Idaho?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.101 Did you hear that they want to divide Los Angeles into two new sections?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.102 Montana has it's own private zoo. They built a fence around North DakotaUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.103 Sweedish vasectomyUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.104 Scotsman falls and hopes he didn't spill whiskeyUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.105 Hillbilly jokesUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.106 Why is the wind so high around Butte Montana?Undated

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5 17 3.1.0.107 Cajun man pretends to be TexanUndated

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5 17 3.1.0.108 Fredrick the Great Viking jokeUndated

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3.2 Religious Jokes and Anecdotes 6 1-5 3.2.1 Combinations of Two Religions 6 1-4 3.2.1.1 LDS and Catholic 6 1 3.2.1.1.1 Mormon frog floats on butter while Catholic frog drownsUndated

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6 1 3.2.1.1.2 "Good morning, Father."Undated

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6 1 3.2.1.1.3 Catholic kittens become Mormon kittens because their eyes have opened and they saw the lightUndated

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6 2 3.2.1.1.4 Christ comes to Salt Lake City, not RomeUndated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.5 "Sins are going three for a dollar today."Undated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.6 Catholic boy gets his ear boxed when he says his father is priest and his mother is nunUndated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.7 Easter is when Christ comes out of his grave, but if he does not see his shadow, he goes back in itUndated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.8 "Damn it, I missed again!"Undated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.9 Little boy says he didn't know there was much difference between Mormons and Catholics when he and little girl take off clothesUndated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.10 "I didn't know you were having a vision."Undated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.11 Father does not punish Notre Dame football player when he confesses he played dirty against BYUUndated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.12 Came to heaven too early so you can go back as anythingUndated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.13 Catholic puppies become Mormon puppies because their eyes have opened and they saw the lightUndated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.14 Mormon boy and Catholic boy decide to attend each other's churchesUndated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.15 Difference between Mormons and CatholicsUndated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.16 "You don't know what you are missing."Undated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.17 Boy baptizes his cat after seeing his Mormon friend baptized.Undated

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6 3 3.2.1.1.18 Priest asked Mormon to kill his horse, but Mormon ended up killing two cows and one horseUndated

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6 4 3.2.1.1.19 Mormon jumps out of plane with boy's backpack instead of parachuteUndated

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6 5 3.2.1.2 Catholic and Judaism 6 5 3.2.1.2.1 "Friends of the groom!"Undated

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6 5 3.2.1.2.2 A Priest and a Jewish talked about sin that they have committed.Undated

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6 5 3.2.1.2.3 A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest decided to go to a boxing match while the Rabbi doesn't know much about boxing.Undated

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6 5 3.2.1.2.4 "Funny thing you should mention it!"Undated

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6 5 3.2.1.0 Miscellaneous 6 5 3.2.1.0.1 Baptists sang "No, Not One" after the Presbyterians sang "Will There Be Any Star in My Crown."Undated

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6 5 3.2.1.0.2 Priest remembers where he left his bike after preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery."Undated

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6 5 3.2.1.0.3 Mormon in Middle East is crushed by big black foot when he says "Thank God" instead of "Thank Allah."Undated

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6 5 3.2.1.0.4 How do you tell the difference between a Mormon and a Jew?Undated

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6 5 3.2.1.0.5 What makes the Presbyterians so special? Are there special places for Mormons to cross?Undated

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6 6-10 3.2.2 Combinations of Three or More Religions 6 6-10 3.2.2.1 LDS and _________ and __________ 6 6-7 3.2.2.1.1 "Do you think we should tell him where the rocks are?" Undated

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6 8 3.2.2.1.2 Mormon bishop saves seed from watermelon filled with alcoholUndated

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6 8 3.2.2.1.3 "You'll have to go to hell. I don't have time to make you punch and cookies."Undated

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6 8 3.2.2.1.4 Mormons play around in heaven because they could not do it on earthUndated

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6 8 3.2.2.1.5 "Jesus Christ, are you here again?"Undated

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6 8 3.2.2.1.6 Mormon has to spell "Albuquerque" in order to get into heavenUndated

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6 8 3.2.2.1.7 President Kimball's phone bill to heaven is low because it's a local callUndated

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6 8 3.2.2.1.8 Rabbi spits nails at Christ when he comes second timeUndated

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6 9 3.2.2.1.9 Taxi driver gets into heaven because he had scared more people than a Bishop, a Rabbi and a MinsterUndated

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6 9 3.2.2.1.10 "Damn it, I missed again!"Undated

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6 9 3.2.2.1.11 Mormon bishop writes check for million dollars and puts in casket of man who gave him the moneyUndated

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6 9 3.2.2.1.12 "We don't stand a chance, Fanny."Undated

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6 9 3.2.2.1.13 Rabbi is admitted to heaven without any red tape and is given nice car because he is related to bossUndated

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6 9 3.2.2.1.14 Throw money up in the air and whatever the Lord wants, he takes itUndated

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6 9 3.2.2.1.15 When does life begins?Undated

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6 10 3.2.2.1.16 Mormon man had multiple wives so that he could have a golf courseUndated

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6 10 3.2.2.1.17 Bishop was born gossip and can't wait to share ministers confession.Undated

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6 10 3.2.2.1.18 If it's Evangelists, sit on your mother's lapUndated

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6 11 3.2.3 LDS Jokes 6 11 3.2.3.1 Confused Morals 6 11 3.2.3.1.1 Mormon hijacker would have been caught when he paid his tithingUndated

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6 11 3.2.3.1.2 Relief Society sisters walk out when one sister says how much prostitute can makeUndated

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6 11 3.2.3.1.3 Mormon girls love sex, but will not smoke or drinkUndated

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6 11 3.2.3.1.4 Take two Mormons with you or the one will drink all your beerUndated

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6 11 3.2.3.1.5 The only place Mormons don't recognize each other is the liquor store.Undated

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6 11 3.2.3.1.6 How to tell if you are at a Mormon weddingUndated

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6 11 3.2.3.1.7 What don't Mormons recognize?Undated

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6 11 3.2.3.1.8 Polygamy or MonotonyUndated

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6 11 3.2.3.1.9 Coffee is not to be drunk and God would never ask for itUndated

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6 11 3.2.3.1.10 Mormon pick-up linesUndated

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6 12 3.2.3.1.11 I'm a Mormon, I can't drink coffeeUndated

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6 12 3.2.3.1.12 What are Mormons favorite wine?Undated

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6 12 3.2.3.1.13 How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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6 12 3.2.3.1.14 How do you get a Mormon girl to stop having sex?Undated

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6 13 3.2.3.2 Mormons and GentilesUndated 6 13 3.2.3.2.1 Boy would be embarrassed if he were not a MormonUndated

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6 13 3.2.3.2.2 Truck driver run over motorcycle of man who ate donut and drank PostumUndated

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6 13 3.2.3.2.3 People want to feel Mormon's horns, so he lets themUndated

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6 13 3.2.3.2.4 Man thinks he shot Mormon bishop when hunter described his catch as having two horns and beardUndated

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6 13 3.2.3.2.5 "He's not in our Ward"Undated

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6 13 3.2.3.2.6 Mormons locks their car in church parking lot because they're afraid someone will leave zucchini in their carUndated

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6 14 3.2.3.3 Missionary Work 6 14 3.2.3.3.1 Mormonism is like manure, it has to be spread aroundUndated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.2 St. Peter asks man who does not know a lot about Mormons if he would like to know moreUndated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.3 Two boys decide to just sprinkle cat and let it go to devilUndated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.4 The Greenies DinnerUndated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.5 What do toilet bowl cleaners and return missionaies have in common?Undated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.6 "Ever since I lost my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off them anyway" Undated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.7 Why do missionaries have such big bladders?Undated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.8 Missionary asks everyone to stand up and place their hand on their heart and he said "Now you can say your heart was touched today"Undated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.9 What is return missionaries and Ajax alike?Undated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.10 What is a missionary favorite reptile?Undated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.11 Missionary trains horse to run when he says "Praise the Lord" and to stop when he says "Amen"Undated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.12 Why don't we send sixteen-year-old on missions? Undated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.13 What happens to the people who never had a chance to hear about the Mormon’s god?Undated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.14 I have few friends but never walk aloneUndated

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6 14 3.2.3.3.15 New missionary replies to angry womanUndated

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6 15 3.2.3.4 Mormons and Money 6 15 3.2.3.4.1 Man is willing to pay $1,000 to have church funeral for his dogUndated

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6 15 3.2.3.4.2 LDS stands for "lay down the silver."Undated

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6 15 3.2.3.4.3 Businessman donates $5,000 to Swiss Temple so they put, "I was a stranger and you took me in" on the cornerstoneUndated

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6 15 3.2.3.4.4 The bad Mormon took $100 because the other doesn't exist.Undated

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6 15 3.2.3.4.5 Where there's a will, there's a wayUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5 Church Meetings 6 16 3.2.3.5.1 Mormon Standard TimeUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.2 Boy tells mother that at fast and testimony meeting, sister just bored and bored and boredUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.3 Sleeping brother stands up in middle of meeting when bishop asks if they do not think they will go to hell for sleeping in churchUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.4 Sleeping brother gets up in middle of meeting and gives closing prayerUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.5 "I don't think one has to be sloppy to be humble."Undated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.6 Brother tries to swat fly while bearing testimony, but misses itUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.7 Man who tries to pull a lady dress and gets two black eyes in returnUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.8 God must have had a sense of humorUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.9 Make all babies High Priests so that they'll sleep through sacrament meetingUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.10 Why God made Sunday a day of rest?Undated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.11 "We thank thee God for our profit"Undated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.12 Devil scared everyone in the church expect one and asked "Why didn't you run?"Undated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.13 Boy thinks bishop is stingy with sacrament breadUndated

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6 16 3.2.3.5.14 Little girl says "Will you pass the dang sacrament?"Undated

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6 17-22 3.2.3.6 Heaven and Hell 6 17 3.2.3.6.1 President Wilkinson has to get more chalk in order to write down sinsUndated

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6 17 3.2.3.6.2 Mormon lady tells another lady to go to hell because there are not any Mormons thereUndated

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6 17 3.2.3.6.3 "When you die, you can ask him."Undated

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6 17 3.2.3.6.4 St. Peter uses person's sin clock for fanUndated

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6 18-19 3.2.3.6.5 "You'll have to be quiet because the Mormons think they're the only ones up here"Undated

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6 20 3.2.3.6.6 "Those damn Mormons have been irrigating again."Undated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.7 Man says he will be damned if he will go when asked to go to St. GeorgeUndated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.8 Person allowed into heaven when St. Peter finds out that they knew another person because they had suffered enoughUndated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.9 When talking about heaven, eyes should light up but when talking about hell, normal expression would doUndated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.10 Check to see if there were baseball games in heaven?Undated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.11 Raise money to install air conditioning in hellUndated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.12 Couples wait to be interviewed and see if they are qualified to enter heavenUndated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.13 "I would sell my house in St. George and move to hell"Undated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.14 Driver gets to go to heaven because he had scared the hell out of more people than the BishopUndated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.15 "You can put the donkey in the barn."Undated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.16 St. Peter tells Howard Hughes that it is 10%Undated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.17 St. Peter determines who can enter heaven by their IQUndated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.18 "Why don't you go to hell, you won't find any Mormons there."Undated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.19 Relief Society President has to spell "Melchezidick" in order to get into heavenUndated

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6 21 3.2.3.6.20 "I just saw my Bishop on roller skates!"Undated

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6 22 3.2.3.6.21 Brigham Young taught the people in hell to build roads and irrigate.Undated

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6 22 3.2.3.6.22 Bishop, Priest, and Christian scientist go to hellUndated

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7 1-2 3.2.3.7 Puns and Word Plays 7 1 3.2.3.7.1 Grow marijuana on stake welfare farm. Undated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.2 "I am a loaf of bread."Undated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.3 Congregation came to conference with appetite for steak dinnerUndated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.4 "Bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man."Undated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.5 Good Mormons, Jack Mormons, and Hijack MormonsUndated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.6 Prayboy and RepenthouseUndated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.7 "Hope smiling brightly before us and we know that deliverance is nigh."Undated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.8 Mormon streakerUndated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.9 Cross LSD with LDS priestUndated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.10 What Mormon bullfrog saysUndated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.11 Cross J. Golden Kimball with Spencer W. KimballUndated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.12 Give women the priesthoodUndated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.13 "Let's get physical."Undated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.14 The Other 13 Articles of FaithUndated

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7 1 3.2.3.7.15 'Fluxuations'Undated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.16 Difference between LDS and LSD?Undated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.17 Play with words found in scripturesUndated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.18 Difference between relief society and priesthood meeting?Undated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.19 What do you call thousands of Mormon at the bottom of the Great Salt Lake?Undated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.20 Why did Mormons change the sacrament from wine to water?Undated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.21 What is a Mormon tequila?Undated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.22 What does the LDS and Coke have in common?Undated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.23 Brigham Young words play about PioneersUndated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.24 How many relief society does it take change a light bulb?Undated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.25 Why did the mormon throw his clock out the window?Undated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.26 Mormon Tab and Apple ChoirUndated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.27 J Golden Kimball says to excommunicate young manUndated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.28 Come, Come, Ye Saints, No toilet paper hereUndated

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7 2 3.2.3.7.29 I can say like Samson of old, I have slain my thousandsUndated

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7 3-4 3.2.3.8 BishopsUndated 7 3 3.2.3.8.1 Bishop shoots naked girl who says she is gameUndated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.2 Bishop calls man S.O.B. in roundabout wayUndated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.3 Bishop looks like Dean MartinUndated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.4 Bishop goes golfing on Sunday and Lord helps him get hole-in-oneUndated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.5 "Damn it, I missed again!"Undated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.6 Bishop goes golfing on Sunday but when he comes home finds note on door saying "Sorry we missed you, Enoch."Undated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.7 Three bishops confess their faults to each otherUndated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.8 Bishop buys parrot that only says, "Let us pray."Undated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.9 "With the help of the Lord and a big stick, I got it back in."Undated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.10 Three final wishes for Bishop and _____ and _____Undated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.11 Do you know where God is?Undated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.12 "Bishop, I have a divine right!"Undated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.13 "Repaint and Thin No More"Undated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.14 Bishop has terms for couple to go through the Mormon temple weddingUndated

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7 3 3.2.3.8.15 Bishops were discussing how to get rid of the bats that had infested the church houses.Undated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.16 Bishop holds a sacrament meeting around the corner of the Catholic Church.Undated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.17 Bishop had to give nicknames to brothers who have the same nameUndated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.18 Bishop and his wife were not allowed in heaven for having done one problem in their lifes Undated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.19 Bishop could not drink anything at bar because he has to drive homeUndated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.20 Bishop and Granola are safe because Stanford Cazier had jumped out with a knapsack instead of a parachute Undated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.21 Bishop decided to play on a slot machine and as he pulled the handle, he heard a woman saying "Oh, Bishop!"Undated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.22 A genie that will grant Bishop a wishUndated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.23 You will be glad that bishops wife doesn't follow trendsUndated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.24 Bishop needs more chalk to write his sins on heaven's stairUndated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.25 Bishop and a man are the only ones standing to go to hellUndated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.26 The new Bishop only say (explicit) while listening to a confessionUndated

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7 4 3.2.3.8.27 Bishop's councilor was born gossip and can't wait to share bishopric's confessionsUndated

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7 5-6 3.2.3.9 Leadership 7 5 3.2.3.9.1 Food named after church leadersUndated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.2 Brigham Young has scouts bring him young Indians for wivesUndated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.3 Brigham Young could take any bus and still get homeUndated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.4 Brigham Young tells man to eat other half of pie to get answer to his dreamUndated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.5 Brigham Young wears roller skates in heaven because he had so many illegitimate childrenUndated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.6 Why Joseph Fielding Smith lived so longUndated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.7 "Salt the lake."Undated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.8 Relief Society says that naked man who ran by was not in their wardUndated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.9 What's (color) and jumps from bed to bed?Undated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.10 Teenage girls can hold the PriesthoodUndated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.11 "The Lord heard me ask for water."Undated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.12 What did all of Brigham Young's wives have in common?Undated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.13 The origin of how Brigham Young got his name. (Bring em young)Undated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.14 "If there's a will, there's a way."Undated

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7 5 3.2.3.9.15 President Benson got pulled over and officers are wondering who is riding in the back seat.Undated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.16 Paramedics accidently carried out multiple men before they got the right High PriestUndated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.17 "Please, kill me before he starts his speech."Undated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.18 Brigham Young answers "Yes Ma'am I am." to every questionUndated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.19 Relief Society President won't allow sealing to a woman who isn't LDSUndated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.20 A man was set free because Brigham Young signed a letter saying he was innocentUndated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.21 What do you get when you put an Elder on LSD? (A high priest)Undated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.22 Who wears green and jumps from bed to bed?Undated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.23 Brigham Young sent a note asking people to settle, but those who can't read stay behindUndated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.24 High Priests are the poorest speaker ever seenUndated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.25 A police got confused when he pulled over President HinckleyUndated

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7 6 3.2.3.9.26 Brigham Young's statues has his hand to the bank and his butt to the churchUndated

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7 7-10 3.2.3.0 Miscellaneous 7 7 3.2.3.0.1 Why Mormons don't have hemorroids?Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.2 "Heavenly Father is missing and they're trying to blame it on me."Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.3 Mormons will baptize you if you're going to swim in UtahUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.4 Black remembers going under water for his baptism as the last thing to happen to him on earthUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.5 "If these are your quizzies, I'd like to see your testies."Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.6 "How do you make pleasure last an hour?"Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.7 "We prostate ourselves before thee."Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.8 "I wear my garments, too."Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.9 BYU has to give back one yard to the church for every ten yards they makeUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.10 Sister who takes pill a lot sneezed and sterilized the whole wardUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.11 Three smallest books in the worldUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.12 Bishop asks Brother Peterson to say closing prayerUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.13 Partially deaf old man volunteers to change places with any one who can not hearUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.14 Boy testifies how glad he is that his parents are getting marriedUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.15 Newspaper is good as far as it is translated correctlyUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.16 Guy thinks Satan is in room when friends pull out one of his drawersUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.17 Utah state bird is changed to storkUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.18 Mormon insults a man by saying "When you get home, I hope your mother is waiting for you with a wagging tail and a shiny new collar"Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.19 "We had to go up the temple to get him"Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.20 "This is a Mormon town. Everybody looks alike."Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.21 "There's no hurry. She's not going to hire until next Tuesday."Undated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.22 Moroni to be replaced with statue of Louis ArmstrongUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.23 Jack Mormon stole the cookie because Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and intelligent Mormons do not existUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.24 Mormon ladies feather flowersUndated

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7 7 3.2.3.0.25 Mormon I.Q. TestsUndated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.26 I eat carrots because I'm a MormonUndated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.27 Mormon cowboy became a kid-herderUndated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.28 "You should have seen the garden last year when the Lord was working on it by himself."Undated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.29 "The whole Mormon Tabernacle Choir is out there!"Undated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.30 "You don't have to swear about it, just give me the gosh-darn number"Undated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.31 A non-member thought that grapes have a particular religious meaning to Mormons.Undated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.32 "Lord, help us to be more passionate"Undated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.33 Rumor about building a floating temple in the south pacific Undated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.34 Crows are black because they wouldn't help eat the crickets/seagulls (Mormon and Black)Undated

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7 8 3.2.3.0.35 White Salamander is the new drink; one taste and you're bombedUndated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.36 Mormon stops drinking after being baptizedUndated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.37 Missouri and California are celebrating pioneer day because Mormons had left Missouri, and they never made it to California Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.38 Pollack jokes are made short so that Mormons can understand themUndated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.39 What does Mormon put behind her ears to make her more attractive?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.40 Why Utah got the Mormons?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.41 Where do fat Mormons go when they die?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.42 What do Mormon girls do when they find out that there is beer at a party?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.43 What do you get when you play the Mormon Tabernacle Choir backwards?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.44 Why do you call a Mormon on drugs?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.45 What do Mormons and garbage have in common?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.46 What do you call a Mormon gynecologist?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.47 Why do Nephites have such big arms?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.48 What does a Mormon get when he is excommunicated?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.49 Why are Mormon girls so good looking?Undated

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7 9 3.2.3.0.50 Why did the Mormon cut a hole in the floor?Undated

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7 10 3.2.3.0.51 Why did the mormon bury his car?Undated

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7 10 3.2.3.0.52 Questionnaire for returned sister missionariesUndated

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7 10 3.2.3.0.53 Tame-A-Tummy competition for missionariesUndated

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7 10 3.2.3.0.54 Brigham Young tells woman having trouble with husband to not go to hellUndated

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7 11-12 3.2.4 Catholic Jokes 7 11 3.2.4.1 "Hello, Father." Undated

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7 11 3.2.4.2 Girl wants to become prostitute, but nun thought she said ProtestantUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.3 Priest said, "Oh, wow!" when he heard his first confessionUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.4 Nun has her first cigarette and first drink while waiting to get out of hell, and then decides she does not want to leaveUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.5 Parrot recites "Hail Mary" or "Our Father" depending on which leg is pulledUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.6 Parrot says it is prostitute and the priest's parrot says their prayers have been answeredUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.7 What is black and white and black and white and..Undated

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7 11 3.2.4.8 Nuns use a bed pan in which they get gas for their carUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.9 Priest takes gas without paying after attendant says there is not any gasUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.10 Catholics start baptizing for the deadUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.11 Irish priest who hates English implies that Judas Iscariot was EnglishUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.12 Pope makes blind man lameUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.13 "You were born Protestant, you were raised Protestant, but now you are Catholic."Undated

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7 11 3.2.4.14 Pope tells people to get off lawnUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.15 How they choose new popeUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.16 Pope is holier and took on deeper meaning after he was shotUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.17 "Damn it, I missed again!"Undated

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7 11 3.2.4.18 A mix up occured and Pope went to hellUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.19 Priest hires little boy to release dove during his sermon on the Holy GhostUndated

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7 11 3.2.4.20 The new Sydney Poitier is called "Guess Who's Coming to Priesthood"Undated

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7 12 3.2.4.21 Priest drank liquor to feel relax on his first sermonUndated

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7 12 3.2.4.22 What happen when a Protestant and a Catholic went to the confession together?Undated

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7 12 3.2.4.23 Pope received a speeding ticketUndated

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7 12 3.2.4.24 Will pope take $5,000,000 donation while losing the Pilsbury account?Undated

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7 12 3.2.4.25 What do you call a nun walking down the street?Undated

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7 12 3.2.4.26 Why did the Catholic priest wear boxer shorts in the shower?Undated

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7 12 3.2.4.27 A Priest reuses the f-word while a man confessed about missing the putt.Undated

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7 12 3.2.4.28 Drunk priest refers Jesus as Son and Holy Ghost of Big DaddyUndated

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7 12 3.2.4.29 Boy got a good grade after moving to a catholic schoolUndated

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7 12 3.2.4.30 What did the Pope raise all of the urinals at the Vatican?Undated

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7 12 3.2.4.31 "I'll be damned"Undated

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7 12 3.2.4.32 It Sure is Dark in HereUndated

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7 12 3.2.4.33 Clergy asks to see all scriptures after death and finds mistranslationUndated

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7 12 3.2.4.34 Scottish priest who hates English implies that Judas Iscariot was EnglishUndated

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7 12 3.2.4.35 You'll have to be quiet because the Catholics think they're the only onesUndated

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7 12 3.2.4.36 Why don't you go to hell, you won't find any Catholics thereUndated

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7 12 3.2.4.37 Young boy kidnaps statue of the Virgin Mary to get bike for ChristmasUndated

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7 13 3.2.5 Baptist Jokes 7 13 3.2.5.1 Preacher remembers where he left bike after preaching about "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife." Undated

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7 13 3.2.5.2 "I won't tell if you don't."Undated

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7 14 3.2.6 Buddhist Jokes 7 14 3.2.6.1 "Yelled budda, budda, budda" to escape from failed parachute"Undated

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7 14 3.2.6.2 Monk asks for hot dog with everythingUndated

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7 15-19 3.2.0 Miscellaneous 7 15 3.2.0.1 Question and Answer Jokes 7 15 3.2.0.1.1 The earliest use of laxative is found in the Bible?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.2 When does the Bible first talk about cigarettes?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.3 God was a girl?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.4 Why are Mormons such good Frenchers?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.5 At what season did Eve eat the apple?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.6 There was a car in the Garden of Eden?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.7 Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.8 What book in the Bible can be found on a clock?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.9 What man in the Bible had no father?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.10 What do you get when you mix castor oil and holy water?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.11 How do you make Holy Water?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.12 Noah was the first businessmanUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.13 Why couldn't they play cards on Noah's ark?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.14 Why didn't Noah do much fishing on the ark?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.15 What's the telephone number to the garden of Eden?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.1.16 Why was Goliath surprised when David hit him with the stone?Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.2 Minister prepares extravagant Easter sermon, but only one person comesUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.3 Congregation repeats all that the minister says, even when he says that he left his glasses at homeUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.4 Preacher asks man if he is ready for Judgment DayUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.5 Boy meets father coming down ladder for more chalk so he can finish writing sinsUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.6 St. Peter writes a letter to the 5% of the earth's population that has not committed adulteryUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.7 "If we're going to be saved, we're going to have to get on the ball."Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.8 Fraternity will pledge anyone who can turn water into wineUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.9 A man, while being translated, is put back for lying when he says he is not worthyUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.10 Preacher asks a man if he has found the LordUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.11 Black asks Lord to fill him up during a sermonUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.12 Old prospector prays and tells Lord that he has not bothered him for 35 years and won't bother him for another 35 years if he saved him from the floodUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.13 Man in a flood prays for help, but then says he does not need it when he finds a log to hold ontoUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.14 Guardian angel can go faster than 55 m.p.hUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.15 "The shell is still here but the nut has gone to heaven."Undated

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7 15 3.2.0.16 God asks Oral Roberts to help him with back painUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.17 Small boy thinks angels performed his operationUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.18 Sheepherder prays for provisions when runs out of foodUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.19 God tries to create woman from man so she will be modest and chaste, but failsUndated

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7 15 3.2.0.20 Untouchable does not want to come back as cow for fear of ending up in TexasUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.21 Preacher hires little boy to release dove during his sermon on the Holy GhostUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.22 Sleeping man is stuck with pin by lady and he yells, "God Almighty," just as the minister asks questionUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.23 Pastor remembers where he left bike while preaching about "Thou shalt not commit adultery."Undated

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7 16 3.2.0.24 Old maid donates $1,000 so she can choose any hymn she wantsUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.25 Man asks God if a minute of his time is like a thousand years and if a penny is like a fortuneUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.26 Man confesses that he took the Lord's name in vain after missing four inch puttUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.27 Wings given to people in heaven fall off when they think dirty thoughtsUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.28 Beautiful woman punished for sins by having to be with manUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.29 Jesus Christ and ____ go golfing and Christ cheated to win.Undated

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7 16 3.2.0.30 Man asks for bridge and to know everything about women, God's answers by asking two or four lanesUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.31 City dude tries saddling a horseUndated

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7 16 3.2.0.32 Huge bear prays to bless food it's about to partake.Undated

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7 16 3.2.0.33 A pastor ate all the peanuts from an elderly house because the elderly has no teeth.Undated

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7 16 3.2.0.34 "Be quiet! I'm talking with your mother!"Undated

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7 16 3.2.0.35 God goes golfing with his dad and MosesUndated

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7 17 3.2.0.36 Adam offers his rib to create a companionUndated

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7 17 3.2.0.37 St. Peter and God send a plaque to the good human on earthUndated

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7 17 3.2.0.38 Heaven's reward to those who are faithfulUndated

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7 17 3.2.0.39 Little girl will not pray after teacher says that God has no ears.Undated

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7 17 3.2.0.40 Will be given five dollars if you can say one of the Ten CommandmentsUndated

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7 17 3.2.0.41 Bibles for sale.Undated

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7 17 3.2.0.42 St. Peter refused to let a man into heaven for paying 10 cent tithes in his life.Undated

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7 17 3.2.0.43 "I sent a row boat and a helicopter, what more did you want?"Undated

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7 17 3.2.0.44 "Repaint, and thin no more."Undated

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7 17 3.2.0.45 "Trying to teach us how to do business!"Undated

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7 18 3.2.0.46 Love should be built entirely on love and not lust.Undated

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7 18 3.2.0.47 Man started speaking spanish when God took his brain awayUndated

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7 18 3.2.0.48 A man asks God to save him when he was falling off the roof, but when his shirt was hooked onto a nail, he responds "Never mind, I saved my self"Undated

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7 18 3.2.0.49 Only a person with the most horrible death can pass through the heaven gateUndated

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7 18 3.2.0.50 Where you find four Episcopalians, you find a fifthUndated

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7 18 3.2.0.51 St. Peter gives either beautiful or ugly eternal mate based on what people have done on earthUndated

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7 18 3.2.0.52 Easter is when Christ died and three days later when he arose from his tomb, that if he saw his shadow, it meant another three weeks of winter Undated

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7 18 3.2.0.53 A woman was willing to marry a man when she heard a voice from the God and God was a ScandinavianUndated

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7 18 3.2.0.54 Boy decided to become a minister when he grows up because it will be more fun to stand up and yell at people than to sit still and listen on every SundayUndated

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7 18 3.2.0.55 Preacher trains horse to run when he says "Praise the Lord" and to stop when he says "Amen"Undated

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7 18 3.2.0.56 Parrot causes trouble at church by copying every word people are saying Undated

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7 18 3.2.0.57 Man claims to never be nagged at in order to get into heaven Undated

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7 18 3.2.0.58 Pilot was given the choice of hells and he picked the stewardess's hell to die inUndated

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7 18 3.2.0.59 What is 667? (666 is the mark for the devil)Undated

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7 18 3.2.0.60 A dead cowboy said to the live cowboy that there is a team roping in heaven but you're healing for me on Saturday Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.61 It wasn't practical to run a kitchen in the heaven because they are only two peopleUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.62 St. Peter uses a 3x5 card for person's sinUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.63 "Break is over, back on your heads everyone"Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.64 Did you know that the first time computes were ever mentioned was in the Garden of Eden?Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.65 God likes to play doctor once in a whileUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.66 How did we get our belly buttons?Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.67 The first motorcycle that was mentioned in the bible is called “Triumph”Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.68 Who is the greatest doctor of all time in the bible?Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.69 Star Valley is the real location of heavenUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.70 Betrayal is the same as Judas Iscariot asking Jesus to pass him a teaUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.71 God says to give back a man's money and tell him to go to hellUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.72 Jesus was borned in a manger because his mother, who is jewish wasn't allowed to rent a roomUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.73 Why did god create man before woman?Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.74 Why can't Jesus eat M'M (M and M)?Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.75 Eve can count Adam's rib to see if he's cheatig or notUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.76 Adam is the happiest man on earth because he didn't have a mother-in-law?Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.77 What did the Cashew say to the Peanut?Undated

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7 19 3.2.0.78 Peter, Paul, and Mary (musical group) introductions at concertUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.79 Man mistakes thieves in cemetary for God and DevilUndated

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7 19 3.2.0.80 God's favorite team is the Utah JazzUndated

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8 1-8 3.3 Courtship, Marriage and Family 8 1 3.3.1 Courtship 8 1 3.3.1.1 Man looking for perfect woman, finds her but she is looking for perfect man. (Folder 1)Undated

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8 1 3.3.1.2 Prince looking for most beautiful wife marries princess who is just a bit pregnantUndated

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8 1 3.3.1.3 "Sinner, sinner, down below, pucker up and let it go."Undated

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8 1 3.3.1.4 Why are there plain looking wives?Undated

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8 1 3.3.1.5 Bridegroom looks stunnedUndated

8 1 3.3.1.6 God made foolish women so they would love menUndated

8 1 3.3.1.7 Guy passes gas at his date's house hoping they will think it is dogUndated

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8 1 3.3.1.8 Woman starts talking non-stop after a man has proposed Undated

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8 1 3.3.1.9 Men and women will always think differently even after being together for six monthsUndated

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8 1 3.3.1.10 Man says 'Aha! Experience' every time he makes the woman agreed with himUndated

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8 1 3.3.1.11 Man wasn't sure whether he should go on a date or see a PhrenologistUndated

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8 1 3.3.1.12 “You'll have to ask my father first before you can marry me”Undated

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8 1 3.3.1.13 Bride wears white because she is the happiest and groom wears black because...Undated

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8 1 3.3.1.14 Application to date daughterUndated

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8 1 3.3.1.15 Girl passes gas on date, doesn't realize other people are in the carUndated

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8 2-5 3.3.2 Marriage and Couples 8 2 3.3.2.1 Set up salon in house so wife can make moneyUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.2 Woman buys Fussy-Buggar to protect herself from drunk husbandUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.3 After shooting mule for stopping three times, husband warns his wife, "That's once." Undated

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8 2 3.3.2.4 Young man asks new wife to sing after seeing her in morningUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.5 Man gets part in play as husband; too bad it isn't a speaking partUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.6 Husband was last resortUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.7 Man has wife on knees trying to get him to come out from under bedUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.8 After argument, man asks wife if she is related to some mulesUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.9 Woman wants to show painter where husband put his hand last nightUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.10 Man wants to borrow Doberman Pinchers that killed another man's mother-in-lawUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.11 Man pushes refrigerator onto man who he suspected was fooling around with his wife, but the real culprit was in the refrigeratorUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.12 Reason why there are so many Brighams, Hunsakers, and Tolmans in HoneyvilleUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.13 Husband asks wife what doctor said about forty year old [butt] and replies that name never came upUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.14 Lady will not fix supper for husband, so he threatens not to see herUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.15 Husband sends the wrong card to the widow saying ‘I miss you. I wish you were here. It’s a lot hotter here than I’d expected”Undated

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8 2 3.3.2.16 Woman thinks nurses named daughter for her; female (pronounced femily)Undated

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8 2 3.3.2.17 After a deaf couple checks into a motel, husband went to get something that was left in the car and when he came back, but he forgets which room was hisUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.18 Officer hates his mother-in-lawUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.19 Couple didn't want to further than holding handsUndated

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8 2 3.3.2.20 Husband will bury a burglar in the morning Undated

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8 3 3.3.2.21 Husband wouldn't want to fix the flat tire because he isn't Mr. Goodwrench and wife wouldn't want to bake a cake because she isn't Betty CrockerUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.22 Wife needs to hear her husband excuse for being home lateUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.23 Man gets to have three wishes and everything he gets, his mother-in-law gets twice as muchUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.24 Man gets kick by his mother-in-law every time he swears Undated

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8 3 3.3.2.25 Wife sold her husband’s new Mercedes Benz for 75 dollars because he cheated on herUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.26 Married couples need to have daylight between thier bodies when dancingUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.27 How is hurricane like a bad marriage?Undated

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8 3 3.3.2.28 Husband knew that his drinking habit is causing illness, but he lied to his wife saying he has SyncopationUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.29 Old couple wanted to eat ice cream with chocolate topping on their anniversary, but the husband bought a carton of eggs instead Undated

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8 3 3.3.2.30 A married man is not the man of the house, but just someone who is being trainedUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.31 Old couple always share their meal because one had to wait for another to use the false teethUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.32 Newlywed couple exchanges pant on their first honeymoon nightUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.33 Husband decided to let his wife drive the cruise while he took a napUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.34 Milkman is found dead while his wife was delivering a babyUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.35 Husband has planned to marry a left handed women when his wife die Undated

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8 3 3.3.2.36 Old man had lived in a very healthy condition because he'd always get some fresh air whenever he is in an argument with is wife Undated

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8 3 3.3.2.37 Marriage is like a three ring circus: first, the engagement ring, second, the wedding ring and last, the sufferingUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.38 There are noun and common noun on how you called your wife.Undated

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8 3 3.3.2.39 A lady had three husbands, but never had sex with any of themUndated

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8 3 3.3.2.40 How do you know when a man's wife is out of town?Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.41 Old couple had been dating for a long time and old man would only marry her if she can guess his age Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.42 How many people are you going to marry on July eleventh?Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.43 Wife can't wait to tell her husband that he is going to die soonUndated

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8 4 3.3.2.44 "Probably the carburetor, the generator or the alternator"Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.45 A wife was told to wait for the contractions to be seven to ten minutes apart before she can come to the hospital for birth Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.46 Wife knew that her drunk husband breath would not smell like alcohol so she asked him to blow form the other endUndated

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8 4 3.3.2.47 A newlywed was staying at a hotel and decided to eat breakfast in bed. When they ordered breakfast for two, came a voice saying ‘Make it three’ from under the bed.Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.48 Husband was upset with his wife for only allowing him to hold her and asked him to respect her emotional needs Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.49 If you don't like the way my wife (husband) drives, stay off the sidewalkUndated

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8 4 3.3.2.50 Man (golfer) is still out playing golf on his wife funeral day Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.51 Definition of a hen-pecked is a sterile man who afraid to tell his pregnant wifeUndated

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8 4 3.3.2.52 Newly married couple did the laundry by hand because it was a small loadUndated

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8 4 3.3.2.53 Married couple got to go on a guilt trip when the wife refuses to buy the husband a bike Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.54 Put a remote control between a man's toes to make him sit-upUndated

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8 4 3.3.2.55 "He only done it twice, once with me and once with the neighbor"Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.56 Husband wishes for wife to look before she leaksUndated

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8 4 3.3.2.57 Two men found their wives and mistress at the bottom of hill Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.58 Who's really in charge? (Husband or wife) Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.59 Why shouldn't husbands go bra shopping without wives?Undated

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8 4 3.3.2.60 Husband left a big box for his wife and gone missing on their anniversaryUndated

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8 5 3.3.2.61 Husband doesn't want to laugh when he has a Chapped lipsUndated

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8 5 3.3.2.62 "I don't complain when you buy a bra"Undated

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8 5 3.3.2.63 Man runs away from police because he thinks his with is with themUndated

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8 5 3.3.2.64 Man buys looking glass, wife think's it a woman he's been running around withUndated

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8 5 3.3.2.65 Woman tells man he can go further, so he keeps drivingUndated

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8 5 3.3.2.66 Wife sells eggs whenever she gets frustrated with husbandUndated

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8 6-8 3.3.3 Children 8 6 3.3.3.1 Little boy's turtle gets blisters on its feet. Undated

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8 6 3.3.3.2 Boy brings his teacher puppy in sack, and she tries to guess what is it after licking her finger after touching wet spotUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.3 Boy snags and tears seat of pants while trying to get to school on timeUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.4 Little boy makes Gatorade out of pet alligatorsUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.5 Father tells little boy to whisper in ear when he has to peeUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.6 Test tube baby has birthmark that says PyrexUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.7 Two boys, after talking intellectually, have to go back to class and string beadsUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.8 When father wants to have talk with son about sex, the son asks him what he wants to knowUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.9 Joe Montana parents spent so much money on Joe to go to college, but all they got was a quarter backUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.10 Little boy proves that he is toughest because he can wear out his grandmother in two hoursUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.11 Boy writes answers to his test questions on his underwearUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.12 Old couple wait until children die before they get divorceUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.13 Have you heard the joke they don't tell little girls?Undated

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8 6 3.3.3.14 Father refuses to let his daughter go on a date because of the man's name (Chuck or Rex)Undated

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8 6 3.3.3.15 Little boy refuses to give the phone to the grown up because they are looking for himUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.16 Why do people who live in Newton only have four kids?Undated

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8 6 3.3.3.17 Twins swears at their father as they were asking about corn flakesUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.18 Boy doesn't want to live with his mom or dad because they beat him upUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.19 Sisters hated freckles so much that they would washed their face with rotten eggsUndated

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8 6 3.3.3.20 Man wanted a 'little red ball' ever since he was a little boy and now that he’s an adult, he still can’t have it because he died in an accidentUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.21 Boy found out all about his grandmother from her driver licence and even how she got an 'F' in sexUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.22 A boy who got yelled for sucking his thumbUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.23 Both Sociologist and a poor man have twins, but why is the Sociologist happy and the poor man is sad? Undated

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8 7 3.3.3.24 Mother wouldn't let her son hiss in the house so he went outside and hiss in someone else’s pitUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.25 A little boy mistakes checks for moneyUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.26 Boy can go to Disneyland if he can make his grandmother croaksUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.27 Mother told her son that he must go to school because he is the principalUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.28 Mother names all her 19 children with the name 'Juan' Undated

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8 7 3.3.3.29 Boy driving tricycle gets his suspenders caught in door of sport carUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.30 Three boys who found a ten dollar bill decided to buy a Tampax so that they can go sailing, horseback riding, swimming and to the movie Undated

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8 7 3.3.3.31 Boy wouldn't want to cut his hair because Jesus had a long hair his entire life Undated

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8 7 3.3.3.32 Two little boys are going 'after you, no after you' in a preganant womanUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.33 Babies were picked out by any mother who recover firstUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.34 Grandmother wishes for her little boy back to shore, but when he came back, his hat was missingUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.35 Grandmother shot two birds when she ate beans with BB's in itUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.36 Mother told her son that humans are made from dustUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.37 Boy was scared of his dad grabing his legs than a ghostUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.38 Family left her little boy after seeing watermelon in the atticUndated

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8 7 3.3.3.39 "I bet he won't ever try to hide in there again" said the little boy after seeing her mother gave birth Undated

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8 7 3.3.3.40 A boy who does what dad said “I’m pooping pills, eating’ puss, and hauling’ ass”Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.41 A man wanted to show his children that gambling was bad and you lose your money by playing on slot machines, but he ended up winning the jackpot Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.42 Johnny's mother has three sons, the oldest one is named Jake, the second son is named Jeff and what did she name her youngest son? Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.43 Boy kills bee and no honey for a month, boy kills butterfly and no butter for a month and when mom kills cockroach, guess what happen?Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.44 Boy who got his intelligence from his dad Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.45 Boy was scared of the sound 'Thump Drag, Thump Drag' but in truth, it was just his parents casting dance downstairs Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.46 Little boy cried when his dad ate half of the worm that he wanted Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.47 What is the difference between boogers and brocolli?Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.48 Son uses dollar sign to hint his dad that he needs money and his dad uses the same way to hint his son to say no Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.49 Single mom had to constantly slap a man she is dating because his pacemaker is always low on batteriesUndated

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8 8 3.3.3.50 Little girl afraid of little men from Rice KrispiesUndated

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8 8 3.3.3.51 'What does your father do for a living?'Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.52 What's it called when twins are born?Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.53 Child License requiredUndated

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8 8 3.3.3.54 Children getting clothes from MervynsUndated

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8 8 3.3.3.55 Teacher calls for order, student ordersUndated

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8 8 3.3.3.56 Have you heard about the illegitimate rice krispy?Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.57 Is this ice cream pure?Undated

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8 8 3.3.3.58 Littly Jimmy discovers there are no natural births in his familyUndated

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8 8 3.3.3.59 Hi, my name's ChubsUndated

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8 8 3.3.3.60 Family answers question to where they are with "Willard"Undated

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8 9-22 3.4 Occupational 8 9-10 3.4.1 Medical 8 9 3.4.1.1 Nurse cures patient of exhibitionism by saying that he just does not have itUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.2 Patient fills urine specimen bottle with 7-Up and drinks it againUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.3 Some babies born with tails but doctors cut them offUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.4 "Some bum stole my pen."Undated

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8 9 3.4.1.5 Plastic surgeon's sign says, "Come in and pick up your nose."Undated

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8 9 3.4.1.6 A bacteria decides to take the 7:15 outUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.7 Why doctors wear masks when they operateUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.8 Doctor knows the difference between walnut daiquiri and hickory diaquiriUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.9 What is the difference between a nurse and a nun?Undated

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8 9 3.4.1.10 Doctor gave an automatic vasectomy to a patientUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.11 "It has never been used"Undated

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8 9 3.4.1.12 Surgical procedure on accountant vs. lawyer Undated

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8 9 3.4.1.13 Patient didn't have any rectum so he put the medicine in his postumUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.14 Doctor mixes up the patient files and not sure whether the patient has AIDS or AlzheimerUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.15 Patient wears tight pants causing him to have a really bad headacheUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.16 Doctor was surprised to see a very healthy men who is 52 years old Undated

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8 9 3.4.1.17 What do you call it when you have your appendix taken out?Undated

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8 9 3.4.1.18 Who was the greatest doctor in the Old Testament?Undated

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8 9 3.4.1.19 Doctor's granny always said to put hot compresses for bruisesUndated

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8 9 3.4.1.20 Patient understands the bad news and not the really bad newsUndated

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8 10 3.4.1.21 "He wants your short"Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.22 "That's easy, one time in August and the other in January"Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.23 Patient had been sitting on the waste basket causing him to have a back painUndated

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8 10 3.4.1.24 What is the difference between a mechanic and a doctor?Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.25 Why don't snakes bite doctor?Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.26 "He says yer gonna die"Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.27 Cowboy who refuses shot to have his wisdom tooth remove Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.28 Pillsbury Doughboy has a yeast infection Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.29 Doctor found shoes buyer for a patient before he’s going to amputate the patient’s feet Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.30 What do you call a doctor who flunked out of medical school?Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.31 Dentist can't afford to marry his best patientUndated

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8 10 3.4.1.32 A man always wanted to be a doctor, but he doesn't have any patienceUndated

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8 10 3.4.1.33 Why do doctors slap the backside of babies?Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.34 What do you call a gay orthodontist?Undated

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8 10 3.4.1.35 Doctor instructs patient to wear pumpsUndated

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8 10 3.4.1.36 Doctor diagnoses ezaskeliesUndated

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8 11 3.4.2 Psychology 8 11 3.4.2.1 Patient says first sane thing he's said in twenty years during a doctor's speechUndated

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8 11 3.4.2.2 Conversation when two psychiatrists meet: "You're find. How am I?"Undated

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8 11 3.4.2.3 A Psychotic lives in a dream castle and a psychiatrist collect the rentUndated

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8 11 3.4.2.4 Proctologist and psychiatrist searches for their partnership name to go into businessUndated

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8 11 3.4.2.5 Man wanted a second opinion when the psychiatrist says he's nutUndated

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8 11 3.4.2.6 Man thinks that the psychiatrist is drawing dirty pictures when he sees a straight line on a paperUndated

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8 11 3.4.2.7 How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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8 11 3.4.2.8 A psychiatrist says that one good thing about Kleptomania is that you can always take something for itUndated

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8 11 3.4.2.9 What did the psychiatrist tell the patient after having a session with him while the patient wore nothing but ssaran wrap?Undated

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8 11 3.4.2.10 "I'd take him to a psychiatrist, but we need the fish for dinner"Undated

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8 11 3.4.2.11 A psychiatrist told me that one good thing about kleptomania is that you can always take something for it.Undated

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8 12 3.4.3 Military 8 12 3.4.3.1 Marine can tell Army officer is from West Point because he saw ring on finger while he was picking his noseUndated

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8 12 3.4.3.2 Sergeant tells everyone with father to step forward, but tells one man not to move so fastUndated

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8 12 3.4.3.3 Two soldiers sneak a pig on base by dressing it up and saying it's name is "Oink."Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.4 Young man joins Navy and makes bloop machine which goes "Bloop" when it's pushed overboardUndated

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8 12 3.4.3.5 Tomorrow if it rains, it looks as if the sun will eclipse the Colonel in the gym. It's a shame this does not occur every day.Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.6 What do Marines and bananas have in common?Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.7 How the army changes underwearUndated

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8 12 3.4.3.8 What is the difference between an enlisted man and an officer?Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.9 How do you get a Marine to run into a brick wall?Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.10 Cheif was warned not to drink the coffee, but when he did, he spent 3 hours on the toiletUndated

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8 12 3.4.3.11 "You have to HALT 3 times before you shoot"Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.12 Sergeant Job was to tell the men in the platoon that their parents passed awayUndated

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8 12 3.4.3.13 Where does the General keep his armies?Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.14 A man was shot by a soldier because the soldier knew that he would never make it home Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.15 Who is the secretary of the Marines?Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.16 What do you call a Marine with an I.Q. of 110? (A platoon)Undated

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8 12 3.4.3.17 In Marine camp, soldiers are taught to wash their hands after going to the bathroom, but in Navy camp, soldiers are taught not to pee on their handsUndated

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8 12 3.4.3.18 Littly boy wants to be a marine, but tells Green Beret he's not a real marineUndated

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8 12 3.4.3.19 Two privates dig a hole, General wants to know if it's a foxholeUndated

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8 13 3.4.4 Teaching 8 13 3.4.4.1 Professor got out of grading papers by telling the student that papers were bad and had to be re-writtenUndated

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8 13 3.4.4.2 Ninety percent is required to pass test. Teacher is only one in world who knows the answers to two of ten questionsUndated

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8 13 3.4.4.3 "What has four legs swimming and two legs flying?"Undated

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8 13 3.4.4.4 "Last one to the van is a jackass"Undated

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8 13 3.4.4.5 Professor asks students to identify birds by showing its feetUndated

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8 13 3.4.4.6 Student asks to be excuse for attending a hearing aid batteries funeral Undated

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8 13 3.4.4.7 Teacher sent student home for joking with his nameUndated

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8 13 3.4.4.8 Teacher asks students to explain what being poor meant to themUndated

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8 13 3.4.4.9 Why did the school teacher wear sunglasses to school?Undated

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8 13 3.4.4.10 Student turns in test late, but teacher doesn't know who he isUndated

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8 14 3.4.5 Scientist 8 14 3.4.5.1 Scientist deducts that frog without legs is deafUndated

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8 14 3.4.5.2 How is a chemist different from a geochemist?Undated

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8 14 3.4.5.3 Scientists of the sixteenth centuryUndated

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8 15-16 3.4.6 Court 8 15 3.4.6.1 What is wrong with a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.2 What is the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a snake in the road?Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.3 Lawyer didn't hesitate to write the dead man a check for the whole amountUndated

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8 15 3.4.6.4 "How does an owl taste like?"Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.5 What's the easiest way to have your life passed before your eyes?Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.6 What's worst about a 1997 Cadillac El Dorado going over a cliff with five lawyers inside?Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.7 I want a little silver statue of a lawyerUndated

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8 15 3.4.6.8 A lawyer, a politician and an accountant jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.9 What do a sperm and an attorney have in common?Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.10 Butcher sends a bill to a lawyer, but he ended up getting another bill for legal services renderedUndated

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8 15 3.4.6.11 St. Peter wanted to take the Satan to the court, but he doesn't know where to find a lawyerUndated

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8 15 3.4.6.12 Judge threw out a man's case because he didn't have any legUndated

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8 15 3.4.6.13 Butcher backed into his grinder and got a little behind in his workUndated

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8 15 3.4.6.14 Lawyers are going to be use in a lab experiment soonUndated

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8 15 3.4.6.15 How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.16 Why do lawyers wear neckties?Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.17 Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.18 Man needed a lawyer bronze that will lure lawyers in Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.19 What do you get when you cross a police dog and a skunk? Undated

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8 15 3.4.6.20 American throws out a lawyer saying, 'There's plenty more where that came from'Undated

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8 16 3.4.6.21 What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?Undated

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8 16 3.4.6.22 What do you do when you see a lawyer staggering?Undated

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8 16 3.4.6.23 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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8 16 3.4.6.24 Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet under, instead of only 6 feet?Undated

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8 16 3.4.6.25 Why do they bury lawyers face down?Undated

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8 16 3.4.6.26 Six thousand ants dressed up as rice, I know a few of themUndated

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8 17 3.4.7 Farmer 8 17 3.4.7.1 If you eat sheep turd, it will make you smarter Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.2 "Two of the pigs are in the back of the truck and the other one is the front seat honking the horn"Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.3 "If i ever catch you wearing my cloths again, you will be fired"Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.4 Rancher always avoid his turn when it comes to cookingUndated

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8 17 3.4.7.5 Farmer misunderstands the meaning when an attorney asked if he wanted to open a case Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.6 "Where do i sign?"Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.7 Farmer gets the same price for his wheat when mules go to the market without himUndated

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8 17 3.4.7.8 Farmer tells policeman how hippies are telling lies about their deathUndated

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8 17 3.4.7.9 Farmer gives away answer about how many chickens are in the sackUndated

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8 17 3.4.7.10 Farmer had an old pickup truck that can't get from one end to the other on a spreadUndated

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8 17 3.4.7.11 Farmer walked into a barn and said 'Ow'Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.12 What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.13 What kind of horses frighten farmers?Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.14 A farmer was prosecuted for child abuse when he willed the farm to his sonUndated

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8 17 3.4.7.15 Farmers stopped a fire broke out in a town by accident Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.16 Difference between a farmer and a seagullUndated

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8 17 3.4.7.17 New tractors without seat or a steering wheel are for farmersUndated

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8 17 3.4.7.18 Why is the John Deere tractor painted green?Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.19 "Ahh hell, ya dunoo (explicit)" said the farmer, when the business man doesn't know the answer to his quesitonUndated

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8 17 3.4.7.20 Farmer has trouble with crops, prays for rain, and tells God "for others they sing"Undated

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8 17 3.4.7.21 Want ad for woman with a tractorUndated

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8 18 3.4.8 Salesman 8 18 3.4.8.1 Salesman surprised everyone for selling 5000 toothbrushesUndated

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8 18 3.4.8.2 Salesman was asked to sleep with the farmer's sons and he responds "I must be in the wrong Joke."Undated

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8 18 3.4.8.3 "A used car salesman"Undated

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8 18 3.4.8.4 Three computer salesmen were ventured out to the farmer’s daughter and when they were caught, one salesman responded “Nobody, just me the cat”Undated

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8 18 3.4.8.5 Salesmen killed themselves for taking the haunted room in a hotel Undated

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8 18 3.4.8.6 "Your fingers will be cleaned by human lips"Undated

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8 18 3.4.8.7 List of salesman excuse storiesUndated

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8 18 3.4.8.8 Salesman spent two hours helping a man looking for suits and the man later responds “let me bring my wife into to look.” Undated

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8 18 3.4.8.9 Two for a nickel, three for a dime.Undated

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8 18 3.4.8.10 Salesman that will get the job: who got most [crap] to stick to wall of buildingUndated

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8 18 3.4.8.11 She was only a real estate agent's daughter, but i like her a lotUndated

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8 18 3.4.8.12 Salesman is schedule for a presentation in an hour but his tire was flat on his way and he didn't have a jack to fix it Undated

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8 19 3.4.9 Waiter 8 19 3.4.9.1 Waiter put his thumb on a steak so that it doesn't fallUndated

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8 19 3.4.9.2 "I'll just have the soup, thanks"Undated

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8 19 3.4.9.3 "Waitress knows how to integrals x squared"Undated

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8 19 3.4.9.4 What is the best way to see a flying saucer?Undated

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8 19 3.4.9.5 Waitress sues her co-worker on assault of using congealed weapon (Jell-O)Undated

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8 19 3.4.9.6 What international catastrophes would be caused by a waiter dropping a platter on Thanksgiving?Undated

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8 20-22 3.4.0 Miscellaneous 8 20 3.4.0.1 What do you call a thousand accountants at the bottom of a lake?Undated

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8 20 3.4.0.2 Guitar player does not do anything fancy because he's already found itUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.3 Worker takes out wooden eye to read number on bottom of beamUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.4 Worker bets that he can bear bottom to mosquitoes for fifteen minutesUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.5 What is the difference between a mechanic and a pilot?Undated

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8 20 3.4.0.6 Mountain climber has to hold rope in teeth but falls when someone asks how he isUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.7 Carpet layer finds lump underneath carpet and smashes it with hammer. Later finds out that lady's parrot was missingUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.8 Logger who tripped while going to dinner gives up because there would not be any leftUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.9 Students sign fictitious name on the roll and do the work for the fictitious studentUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.10 What is the difference between engineer boots and cowboy boots? Undated

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8 20 3.4.0.11 Librarian brains are expensive because it takes so many librarians to get pound of brainsUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.12 "This tastes like moose turd pie, but it sure is good."Undated

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8 20 3.4.0.13 Difference between recession and depressionUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.14 Bricklayer gets injured in series of accidents, so he has to take sick leaveUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.15 Constipated mathematician worked it out with slide ruleUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.16 What did the policeman find in his lunchbox for dessert?Undated

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8 20 3.4.0.17 Utah CopUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.18 Honda, Harley, and BMW drivers' wavesUndated

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8 20 3.4.0.19 How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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8 20 3.4.0.20 Only black smith, Hue can prevent florist friarsUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.21 Pilots have a bad news and a good news; The bad news is that we're lost and the good news is that we're making a good time.Undated

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8 21 3.4.0.22 Worker killed three people for wanting to keep a drop dollar bill from the customerUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.23 Cab drivers are the sons of prostitutesUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.24 Why are you a supervisor when you are not doing anything?Undated

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8 21 3.4.0.25 A lazy miner pretended to be injured and when he was carried away, he jumped out and responds “Wait, I forgot my lunch bucket”Undated

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8 21 3.4.0.26 A man has to answer which of the banker eyes is artificial in order to get a loanUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.27 Carpenter has to remove nails that were put on the wrong endUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.28 Difference between a mathematician and an engineer Undated

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8 21 3.4.0.29 Air Traffic Control try to fix his mistake by saying "Ya all be careful now" Undated

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8 21 3.4.0.30 Robber met with an annoying bird while he was robbing a bankUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.31 Plumber charges a woman more fees than a doctor bill because he used to be a doctorUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.32 It takes a lot of engineers to get an ounce of brainUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.33 "In Wyoming, we are taught not to piss on ourselves"Undated

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8 21 3.4.0.34 Bartender gives two bloods and a blood of light to the vampiresUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.35 Bartender has a donkey that no one can get it to cry or laughUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.36 Which comes first: a condutor or a viola?Undated

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8 21 3.4.0.37 Women are always sitting at their desk talking, because they finished their work hours agoUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.38 How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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8 21 3.4.0.39 Hydraulic blinker fluidUndated

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8 21 3.4.0.40 Old accountants never die, they just lose their balanceUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.41 How many pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.42 What does Captain Kirk used to run the Enterprise?Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.43 Every accountant you invite, two fun people will leave a partyUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.44 Computer is an accountant with a personality.Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.45 How many painters does it take to change a light bulbUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.46 How many musician does it take to change a light bulbUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.47 Certified Public Accountants (CPA) found a knot in the rope during his beheading by guillotineUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.48 the story of Jack SchittUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.49 Difference between a Cello and a ViolaUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.50 Cops luckily caught a robbery because they were all in a donut shop next doorUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.51 What was the last occupation held by Ted Bundy?Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.52 Difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.53 How many child-care experts does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.54 Engineers rallied and draped a sign that reads "Forester's Lunch Wagon"Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.55 What lies between a flight attendent and the lowest form of scum on earth?Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.56 Walmart greeter says only one man can sleep with a woman who curse a lot Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.57 Carpenter backed into his saw when he was a little behind his workUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.58 Geologists are the most criticcal people because they are always finding faultUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.59 Union worker has the smartest dog because it can get unemployment payUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.60 The definition of taxidermist is to mount dead animals.Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.61 What is the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.62 What's the difference between a viola and an onion?Undated

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8 22 3.4.0.63 Inter-Planetary LoanUndated

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8 22 3.4.0.64 Difference between car and computer developmentUndated

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9 1-8 3.5 Scatological 9 1-5 3.5.1 Sexual 9 1 3.5.1.1 Deviancy 9 1 3.5.1.1.1 Hunter has to kill polar bear and make love to Indian maiden to join club.Undated

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9 1 3.5.1.1.2 Cowboy kisses the horse's rear so he does not lick his chapped lipsUndated

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9 1 3.5.1.1.3 Sheepherder's son answers questions by saying yah-ah-ahUndated

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9 1 3.5.1.1.4 "Mik-Jackson Burger" is the new burger in McDonald’s. [This item was collected in a History 124 course, Winter 1994, removed by collector request, November 2016.]Undated

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9 1 3.5.1.1.5 Man licks a woman's butt to stop the choke and he called it "Hindlick Maneuver" Undated

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9 1 3.5.1.1.6 Do you know why the homosexual population of San Franciso were some of the first first people to leave the Bay area after the earthwake?Undated

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9 1 3.5.1.1.7 Woman in bed with goatUndated

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9 1 3.5.1.1.8 How do you tell if your wife's dead?Undated

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9 1 3.5.1.2 Midget SexUndated

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9 1 3.5.1.3 Dirty GrandmaUndated

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9 2 3.5.1.4 Pregnant Nun 9 2 3.5.1.4.1 Two nuns raped. One says to forgive them for they know not what they do; other one replies, "This one does."Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.4.2 Nun asks rapist what to tell mother superior about being raped twiceUndated

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9 2 3.5.1.4.3 Nuns have to answer question to get into heaven; what is first thing Eve said to Adam?Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.4.4 Nun asks mother what to do after being raped.Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.4.5 Nun got pregnant because there was a hole in the condom.Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.4.6 What is round, black and white, and stands in the unemployment line?Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.4.7 What is black and white and hides in caves?Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.4.8 Nun wakes up on the wrong side of the bed and walks around wearing a Priest's shoes Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.4.9 Cartoon of nun with children Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.5 Male Genital 9 2 3.5.1.5.1 A baby is born with two sexes (penis and brain)Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.2 What do you call a John Wayne Bobbitt snowfall?Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.3 What's white and twelve inches long?Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.4 Why do cowboys wear Levi condoms?Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.5 "I'm glad I had a hard on"Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.6 Despair emotion is when a naked man with a pear attached to his penis Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.7 "What part of the dog (hot dog) did you get"Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.8 A woman refuses sex after seeing a cowboy's condom sizeUndated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.9 Where does a coal miner keep his gum?Undated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.10 The curious childUndated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.11 3rd Graders confused at differring sizesUndated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.12 Man is stranded on deserted islandUndated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.13 Horse and girl get stuck in quicksandUndated

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9 2 3.5.1.5.14 Man says "nachos" instead of testiclesUndated

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9 3-5 3.5.1.0 Miscellaneous 9 3 3.5.1.0.1 Why fire engine redUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.2 Difference between Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and Ringling Brothers' CircusUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.3 Dead beaver on organ is worse than live skunk on pianoUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.4 Bride thinks husband has small cocks when he was youngUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.5 Old woman pulls handle on man posing as statue and gets Jergen's lotionUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.6 Fat man goes on diet, so doctor pulls extra skin up above his head and cuts it offUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.7 Tax to be started on men's peterUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.8 Shaped like a cigar and filled with seamenUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.9 What Vaseline is called in GermanUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.10 Two mice playing hide-and-seek. Boy mouse tells girl mouse he is going to rape her. She tells him where she isUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.11 Preacher speaks of sex in the seminarUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.12 Man rapes woman but forgets to take off pantyhoseUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.13 I bucked one and Timbuktu (Tim bucked two)Undated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.14 Why big trains do not have little trainsUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.15 Young, shy woman asks doctor to turn off lights while she undressesUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.16 Would you rather be marble or egg?Undated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.17 Husband throws half naked wife in with gorilla and tells her to tell gorilla she has headacheUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.18 Man gets ten extra years of sex life each from monkey, lion and donkeyUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.19 Boy asks father where he came from and father says stork brought himUndated

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9 3 3.5.1.0.20 New teacher asks students to tell story relating to sexUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.21 Potash worker keeps socks on while with prostitute so will not get athlete's footUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.22 Secretary tells boss that garage door is openUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.23 Four letter word for intercourseUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.24 What do virgins eat?Undated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.25 Have you smelled moth balls?Undated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.26 How girls and storm door are alikeUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.27 Why Smokey the Bear never had childrenUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.28 Priest said it was okay to invite the hat-check-girl to hotelUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.29 Man asks to play around with a beautiful lady, but what he meant was to play a round of golfUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.30 A woman climbs up the flag pole without wearing underwearUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.31 Don't lose your head over a womanUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.32 The state animal of Utah is the pregnant womanUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.33 I thought you were the MilkmanUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.34 To be satisfied, there’s one wet pussy catUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.35 Get your own damn blanketUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.36 Little girl asks for Barbie and G.I Joe but things turn out unexpectedly Undated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.37 "Some guy assholed some gal"Undated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.38 A man remember when he went to prom with his dad and came home with his momUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.39 Man wanted to have a soup instead of sexUndated

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9 4 3.5.1.0.40 How do you make your wife mad during sex? (call her)Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.41 Man needs to guess what is in a woman's hand to have a free sexUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.42 "Let the cat out"Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.43 If your husband isn't home, I'll be right upUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.44 Man wanted a golf ball to land in the pussy willows Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.45 Once a king, always a king, but once a night is enoughUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.46 Sex is a Christmas tree without any lightsUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.47 One of the great mysteries of life is what a nudist does with his keys after locking his carUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.48 What do you call an ugly hooker?Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.49 An old lady couldn't reached it when a man flashed herUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.50 How do you catch a living bra?Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.51 A sour puss is the kind of cat that eats lemonUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.52 Two old maid women want to be Frank and HonestUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.53 Why is Santa Claus always so happy and jolly?Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.54 Pilot goes in for a physicalUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.55 Who could hit the farthest up the wall?Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.56 Parents decide on code for sexUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.57 Three positions during pregnancyUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.58 Definition of foreplayUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.59 Woman tells man to spend time with his heiferUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.60 Superman accidentally takes advantage of the Invisible ManUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.61 What's the difference betweena golf ball and a G spot?Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.62 Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.63 What is the epitome of anticipation?Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.64 Paul Revere asks if husbands are home during his rideUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.65 What's a prostitute's worst enemy?Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.66 Parrot copies truck driver saying "no screwing, no riding"Undated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.67 Three priests try to buy tickets from a pretty womanUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.68 Man wants to get experience with a girlUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.69 Older man wants soup instead of sexUndated

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9 5 3.5.1.0.70 Piss Pot Pete, rhyme about crazy manUndated

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9 6-7 3.5.2 Bodily Functions 9 6 3.5.2.1 Game warden can tell difference between Canadian and Minnesota ducks by sticking finger up rear and smelling itUndated

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9 6 3.5.2.2 Confusion when woman asks about the water closet and priest gives reply concerning Wesleyan ChurchUndated

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9 6 3.5.2.3 Toilet plays songs; woman stands up when one plays the "Star Spangled Banner."Undated

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9 6 3.5.2.4 What is inside and outside of fire hydrant?Undated

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9 6 3.5.2.5 Preachers do not know their [bum] from a hole in groundUndated

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9 6 3.5.2.6 Indian woman fills husband's glass with urineUndated

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9 6 3.5.2.7 Father makes mute son make noise by grabbing groinUndated

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9 6 3.5.2.8 Girl gets tattoo of Johnny Cash on one leg and Waylon Jennings on other. When asks someone in bar if he recognizes them, he says one in middle looks like Willie NelsonUndated

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9 6 3.5.2.9 What is BS, MS and PhD?Undated

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9 6 3.5.2.10 A drunken man succeed on a bet where he could pee all over the bar and the bartender would clean it with a smileUndated

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9 7 3.5.2.11 "Block that kick" Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.12 Gopher experience a very hard rain which can knocks the bird nests upside downUndated

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9 7 3.5.2.13 Ickey Woods is what you get when you take a crap in a golf bagUndated

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9 7 3.5.2.14 I saved your life by killing a poop eating dogUndated

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9 7 3.5.2.15 How do you cook a toilet paper?Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.16 Man had to go to the bathroom all day but he hasn’t dared because whatever he does fell on the floor Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.17 Man missed the pot under the bed when he is away from home and he still misses it when he was at home Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.18 How can you tell when a lady wears a pantyhose?Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.19 What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting, and a dog do on three legs?Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.20 I like my women like I like my ______.Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.21 How can you tell if you're either coming or going?Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.22 What made the tomato blush?Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.23 Very Funny ScottyUndated

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9 7 3.5.2.24 Sensai cutting fliesUndated

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9 7 3.5.2.25 Body part marketUndated

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9 7 3.5.2.26 Dad scared the crap out of a leprechaunUndated

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9 7 3.5.2.27 What's the difference between kinky and perverted?Undated

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9 7 3.5.2.28 Man misunderstands menstruation cicle to be a motorcycleUndated

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9 7 3.5.2.29 What's the sharpest thing in the world?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0 Miscellaneous 9 8 3.5.0.1 Three types of brasUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.2 Little boy asks mother if there are girl and boy fleas. When mother says there are not, he smashes hands together and says, "Queers!"Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.3 Musicians get instruments shoved up rears for playing poorly. (Sven & Ollie)Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.4 Otter Pop Make OutsUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.5 "Yo mama is so"Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.6 What company makes Dolly Parton's bras?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.7 Dolly Parton has never seen her new shoesUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.8 An old woman had so many children that her uterus fell outUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.9 What do you call the sweat on Dolly Parton's boobs?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.10 Why does Dolly Parton has such small feet?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.11 What was Dolly Parton voted in High School?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.12 What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.13 Man finds picture from before the operationUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.14 Man needs some pliersUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.15 Doctor waiting for a faxUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.16 What is smore play?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.17 Did you hear about the new Mondale-Ferraro bumper sticker?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.18 She had a Sunday School look in her eyeUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.19 WC understood to be Wesleyan Church instead of Water ClosetUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.20 Tickle Me Elmo to be given test ticklesUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.21 Man mixes up gloves and underwear when wrapping presentsUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.22 What's a hum-dinger?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.23 Boy at camp runs down to water nakedUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.24 44 without PetersUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.25 Girl's bustline grows an inch for every noUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.26 What do you call two nuns and a hooker walking down a football field?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.27 There's a place in France, where the naked ladies danceUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.28 Girls hide balloons under shirt and then pop thenUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.29 What is six inches long, has nuts, and makes girls fat?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.30 Dolly Parton needs a double bedUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.31 Sure way to make breasts get biggerUndated

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9 8 3.5.0.32 Have you seen the new rawhide bra?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.33 Do you want to hear a really dirty joke? (man ends up in mud)Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.34 What's the difference between a man's boner and his bonus from work?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.35 What makes cupcakes the most uncomfortable dessert?Undated

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9 8 3.5.0.36 Why do you call someone that sells their body for spaghetti?Undated

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9 9-19 3.6 Political Jokes and Anecdotes 9 9-16 3.6.1 Personalities 9 9 3.6.1.1 Spiro Agnew 9 9 3.6.1.1.1 Secret Service men to shoot Agnew if anything should happen to NixonUndated

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9 9 3.6.1.2 James Brady 9 9 3.6.1.2.1 Brady says has half mind to go back to work; someone tells him he must have hole in headUndated

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9 9 3.6.1.2.2 Reagan's favorite vegetableUndated

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9 9 3.6.1.3 Bulganin 9 9 3.6.1.3.1 Swiss tailor has extra material from suit because Bulganin is bigger man to Russia than to SwitzerlandUndated

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9 9 3.6.1.4 Jimmy Carter 9 9 3.6.1.4.1 Carter pulls up peanut plan; tells father he can not tell lieUndated

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9 9 3.6.1.4.2 Americans eat peanut butter for Thanksgiving because their favorite turkey is in WashingtonUndated

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9 9 3.6.1.4.3 Who has two biggest boobs in country?Undated

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9 9 3.6.1.4.4 Carter develops new car that runs on peanut butterUndated

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9 9 3.6.1.4.5 What Edward Kennedy has that Jimmy Carter wantsUndated

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9 9 3.6.1.4.6 Pilot tells Carter to jump from plane and make whole country happyUndated

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9 9 3.6.1.4.7 Jimmy Carter asked for advice from three different presidents and the last advice was "Go to the Theater!"Undated

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9 9 3.6.1.5 Lyndon Johnson 9 9 3.6.1.5.1 Pilot tells Johnson to jump from plane and make whole country happyUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.6 John F. Kennedy 9 10 3.6.1.6.1 Kennedy would be running for president if he had been driving a VolkswagenUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.6.2 Man tries to find Kennedy watch that is waterproof; has nine hours missingUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.6.3 Kennedy to join Nixon's new law firmUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.6.4 Mary Joe asks Kennedy what he would say if she were pregnantUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.6.5 How many Kennedy does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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9 10 3.6.1.6.6 Kennedy was surprised to see Joseph Smith on a skateboard in heaven Undated

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9 10 3.6.1.6.7 What's an illegal alien? (How Kennedy was shot?)Undated

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9 10 3.6.1.7 Henry Kissinger 9 10 3.6.1.7.1 World's most intelligent man jumps out of plane with backpack instead of parachuteUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.8 Richard Nixon 9 10 3.6.1.8.1 Nixon, while talking to spirits of former presidents, is told to go to theater by LincolnUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.8.2 Add three lines to make name of famous criminalUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.8.3 Do you know what's wrong with Nixon's dog?Undated

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9 10 3.6.1.9 Ronald Reagan 9 10 3.6.1.9.1 What White House and McDonald's have in commonUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.9.2 "He'll have the same"Undated

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9 10 3.6.1.9.3 "Do you think we should've tell him where the rocks are?"Undated

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9 10 3.6.1.9.4 America has Ronald Reagan and Australia has Malcom FrazierUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.9.5 Heard of the new Ronald Reagan typewriter?Undated

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9 10 3.6.1.9.6 While President Reagan wishes to become an eagle, Muammar Gaddafi wishes to become a crapUndated

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9 10 3.6.1.9.7 What do Ronald Reagan and Walter Mondale have in common?Undated

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9 10 3.6.1.10 Anwar Sadat 9 10 3.6.1.10.1 Stamps with Sadat's picture on them do not work because people spit on them instead of lick themUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.11 Mayor Stokes 9 11 3.6.1.11.1 Stokes wins election 5 to 2 with only three people votingUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.12 Pierre Trudeau 9 11 3.6.1.12.1 Margaret Trudeau gets pregnantUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.12.2 Girl gets pregnant, but it ain't Tru-deauUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.13 George Wallace 9 11 3.6.1.13.1 Wallace considered running for President; he did not have a leg to stand onUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.14 James Watt 9 11 3.6.1.14.1 Energy needed to destroy national forestUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.14.2 Fire the cattle guardsUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.15 Barack Obama 9 11 3.6.1.15.1 All white people are to arrive at the cotton fields at 5am tomorrow morning thank you President ObamaUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.2 Hallmark creates President Obama Christmas ornament so families can hang himUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.3 What does change mean to President Obama?Undated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.4 President Obama will shout 'Yes you will' after electionUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.5 President Obama's so pretty he knows Victoria's SecretUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.6 Do you know why Candidate Obama is ahead in the polls right now?Undated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.7 (After election) 'It's an Obamanation!'Undated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.8 Due to long lines all Obama voters are asked to vote on Wednesday, November 5thUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.9 Hallmark is selling Obama Christmas ornament so that every family in America can hang itUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.10 Obama is proof that no matter how successful a black is, he's still going to live in government housingUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.11 All assassination attempts on Obama will be held until Martin Luther King Day to limit the number of black holidaysUndated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.12 What do you call a black man in charge of 300,000,000 white men?Undated

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9 11 3.6.1.15.13 What's the difference between Obama and Simba?Undated

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9 12 3.6.1.16 Saddam Hussein 9 12 3.6.1.16.1 What do pantyhose and Saddam Hussein have in common?Undated

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9 12 3.6.1.16.2 "So Damn Insane" is the new name for Saddam HusseinUndated

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9 12 3.6.1.16.3 Where did they find Saddam Hussein?Undated

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9 12 3.6.1.16.4 What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common when they both look out their back window?Undated

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9 12 3.6.1.16.5 Why did Saddam Hussein give all his soldiers sandpaper?Undated

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9 12 3.6.1.16.6 They caught Saddam Hussein's son? (Bag Dad)Undated

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9 12 3.6.1.16.7 Saddam Hussein gives a choice of death to three men that he has capturedUndated

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9 13 3.6.1.17 George W. Bush 9 13 3.6.1.17.1 Bush recalled all the troops and deployed women with PMSUndated

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9 13 3.6.1.17.2 1988 Bush election is known as "Dukakis to Da-bush"Undated

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9 13 3.6.1.17.3 Why the Israelis worried about getting patriots missiles?Undated

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9 13 3.6.1.17.4 Why can't they have dogs at the White House?Undated

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9 13 3.6.1.17.5 What do you get when you cross a hawk with a chicken?Undated

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9 13 3.6.1.17.6 "The last time we spoke to a bush, we wandered in the wilderness for forty years"Undated

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9 13 3.6.1.17.7 Bartender will not server drink to George Bush because he addresses him as friendUndated

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9 13 3.6.1.17.8 President Bush takes a granola's backpack instead of parachuteUndated

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9 13 3.6.1.17.9 Monkey face comparisonUndated

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9 13 3.6.1.17.10 Adopting the Bush economyUndated

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9 13 3.6.1.18 George Washington 9 13 3.6.1.18.1 What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat?Undated

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9 13 3.6.1.18.2 George Washington wasn't punished when he cuts down the cherry treeUndated

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9 13 3.6.1.18.3 Difference between George Washington's horseUndated

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9 13 3.6.1.18.4 Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?Undated

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9 14-15 3.6.1.19 Bill Clinton 9 14 3.6.1.19.1 Bill Clinton threw Hillary out to the baseball field when he was supposed to throw the first pitchUndated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.2 Who would be saved if Bill, Hillary and Gore were on a boat?Undated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.3 Instead of throwing money, why not throw out yourself to make everyone happyUndated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.4 Guards responds "Good trade" when Bill Clinton brought home an animal for HillaryUndated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.5 Someone threw a can of beer at Bill Clinton when he was out jogging in the morning?Undated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.6 Sunset to HillaryUndated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.7 Why did they refuse to decrease the National Guard around Hilary Clinton?Undated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.8 Bill Clinton's tieUndated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.9 "The Clinton is such a horse's behind"Undated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.10 Putting two new faces of president on Mount Rushmore?Undated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.11 Hilary Clinton takes away a man health care because he slept with herUndated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.12 Hilary Clinton writes " Clinton Bites" on the snow with Al Gore's urineUndated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.13 Bill Clinton took a kid's backpack thinking it was a parachuteUndated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.14 What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?Undated

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9 14 3.6.1.19.15 Why isn't Arkansas celebrating Thanksgiving?Undated

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9 15 3.6.1.19.16 Difference between President Clinton and a dogUndated

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9 15 3.6.1.19.17 What is Bill Clinton's definition of tragedyUndated

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9 15 3.6.1.19.18 St. Peter uses Bill Clinton's sin clock for a fanUndated

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9 15 3.6.1.19.19 Bill Clinton will be going somewhere hot, but it isn't hell.Undated

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9 15 3.6.1.19.20 Boy Scouts asks for plot in Arlington Cemetary after saving candidatesUndated

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9 15 3.6.1.19.21 Lucky frog turns into a girl when kissedUndated

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9 16 3.6.1.20 Abraham Lincoln 9 16 3.6.1.20.1 The President Abraham Lincoln PardonUndated

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9 16 3.6.1.21 Dan Quayle 9 16 3.6.1.21.1 Who's face is on Mickey Mouse's wristwatch?Undated

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See: 3.6.1.17.4 Why can't they have dogs at the White House?Undated

9 16 3.6.1.22 Adolf Hitler 9 16 3.6.1.22.1 "Tick", lean to the right and "Tock", lean to the leftUndated

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9 16 3.6.1.22.2 Patient thought he was Adolf HitlerUndated

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9 16 3.6.1.23 Winston Churchill 9 16 3.6.1.23.1 Winston reply "You are very ugly" when Lady Diana said "Winston, you are very drunk"Undated

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9 16 3.6.1.24 Orrin Hatch 9 16 3.6.1.24.1 Woman wishes for the biggest boobs and she instantly got Orrin Hatch and Jake Garn appearUndated

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9 16 3.6.1.25 Edward Snowden 9 16 3.6.1.25.1 Edward Snowden JokeUndated

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9 16 3.6.1.26 Donald Trump 9 16 3.6.1.26.1 Donald Trump JokeUndated

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9 16 3.6.1.27 John McCain 9 16 3.6.1.27.1 McCain, Monster?Undated

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9 16 3.6.1.28 Sarah Palin 9 16 3.6.1.28.1 Sarah Palin Turkey PardonUndated

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9 17 3.6.2 Events 9 17 3.6.2.1 Watergate 9 17 3.6.2.1.1 Where there is a mill house, there has to be water gate. (Folder 13)Undated

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9 17 3.6.2.1.2 Watergate deodorant transfers smell to something elseUndated

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9 17 3.6.2.1.3 What are people saying around Washington these days?Undated

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9 17 3.6.2.1.4 Pants invented by Nixon that only have a button or zipper in frontUndated

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9 17 3.6.2.2 Gettysburg 9 17 3.6.2.2.1 The Battle of Gettysburg JokeUndated

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9 18 3.6.0 Miscellaneous 9 18 3.6.0.1 Man with transplanted jackass brain is running for presidentUndated

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9 18 3.6.0.2 The Etymology of PoliticsUndated

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9 18 3.6.0.3 Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?Undated

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9 18 3.6.0.4 Reserved men are being replaced by women with PMS Undated

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9 18 3.6.0.5 If you put someone random from Arkansas and put him in the White House, half the country will be looking for work the next dayUndated

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9 18 3.6.0.6 Why do they call the Gulf War a "Lite" war?Undated

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9 18 3.6.0.7 Do you know why they'd never elect a woman for President?Undated

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9 18 3.6.0.8 You can't buy Reddog beer in Utah because the mayor's picture is on the labelUndated

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9 18 3.6.0.9 Three presidents can tell which country they are in while flying on a planeUndated

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9 18 3.6.0.10 How many republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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9 18 3.6.0.11 A politician's father was a horse thiefUndated

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9 18 3.6.0.12 "I say no one should be denied equal rights because of the shape of his skin"Undated

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9 18 3.6.0.13 It is time to tax your mindsUndated

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9 18 3.6.0.14 America would be a pink carnation country if everyone drove pink carsUndated

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9 18 3.6.0.15 1953 Korea warUndated

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9 19 3.6.0.16 Why should Republicans be buried 100 feet deep?Undated

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9 19 3.6.0.17 Difference between a Republican and a catfish?Undated

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9 19 3.6.0.18 Politicians are low to the ground, slimy, and have a forked tongue (lying/not trustworthy).Undated

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9 19 3.6.0.19 What is Mrs.Martin Luther King?Undated

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9 19 3.6.0.20 The Wall JokeUndated

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9 19 3.6.0.21 Space and PotatoesUndated

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9 19 3.6.0.22 No one should be denied equal rights because of the shape of their skinUndated

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9 19 3.6.0.23 LAPD is changing their sloganUndated

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9 19 3.6.0.24 How many soldiers make a gallon?Undated

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9 19 3.6.0.25 How many captains does it take to pass an oil tanker through Prince William's Sound?Undated

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9 19 3.6.0.26 Have you seen the new Anita Hill Doll?Undated

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9 19 3.6.0.27 Generals determine that army has the bravest menUndated

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9 19 3.6.0.28 What has eighteen legs, two breasts, and dresses in black?Undated

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3.7 Cruel and Sick Jokes 10 1 3.7.1 Murder/Suicide of Relative or Friend 10 1 3.7.1.1 5,000 Hari-Krishnas commit suicide to keep up with JonesUndated

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10 1 3.7.1.2 Why moron jumped off Empire State BuildingUndated

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10 1 3.7.1.3 Red, jelly-like and sits in corner in plastic bagUndated

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10 1 3.7.1.4 Man only has one more day to stay in jail, but he will be hung instead Undated

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10 1 3.7.1.5 Man hung himself by standing on a block of iceUndated

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10 1 3.7.1.6 Man was married to three different women and all of which died of mysterious deaths Undated

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10 1 3.7.1.7 What kind of wood doesn't float? (Natalie Wood)Undated

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10 1 3.7.1.8 Did you hear that Mikey on the Life cereal commercials committed suicide?Undated

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10 1 3.7.1.9 Father wants to bury child because it's a treasureUndated

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10 2-3 3.7.2 Mutilation 10 2 3.7.2.1 Red, bubbles and bangs on glassUndated

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10 2 3.7.2.2 What is brown and goes round and roundUndated

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10 2 3.7.2.3 "Mommy, mommy! Daddy's on fire!"Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.4 "Mommy, why does baby sister have a soft spot on the back of her head?"Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.5 What is red and sits in corner?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.6 What is grosser than kissing your grandmother on lips?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.7 What is grosser than nailing baby to wall?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.8 What is red and white and flies around room?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.9 What is black, white and red all over?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.10 What is red, blue and flies?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.11 What is blue and sits in corner?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.12 A man stuck his hand down a dog's throat, grabbed his tail and pulled it inside-outUndated

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10 2 3.7.2.13 What's red and hangs from the ceiling?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.14 What's black and crispy?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.15 What is grosser than falling off a ten floor building?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.16 What is black and white and black and blue?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.17 Golfer gets exciting again after slicing his wrists open Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.18 Where did Christa McAuliffe take her vacation?Undated

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10 2 3.7.2.19 A pilot of the space shuttle challenger had dandruff because his head and shoulders were found on the beachUndated

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10 2 3.7.2.20 Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes; one blew left and the other blew rightUndated

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10 3 3.7.2.21 What goes ha ha ha plop?Undated

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10 3 3.7.2.22 Gross is when you jump off the Empire State Building and catch your eyelid on a nailUndated

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10 3 3.7.2.23 Gross is when someone pulls a string through your veins with a knot in the endUndated

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10 3 3.7.2.24 Body is chopped up into small pieces either by a car or a radiator Undated

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10 3 3.7.2.25 What has two legs and bleeds profusely?Undated

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10 3 3.7.2.26 "Mommy, mommy, I don't like hamburger"Undated

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10 3 3.7.2.27 How ugly is she?Undated

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10 3 3.7.2.28 Why are rabbits called thumpers?Undated

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10 3 3.7.2.29 What do you do when you feel run down?Undated

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10 3 3.7.2.30 What goes ha ha thump?Undated

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10 3 3.7.2.31 What do you get when you run over a canary with a lawn mower?Undated

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10 4-5 3.7.3 Cannibalism 10 4 3.7.3.1 How to make a dead baby floatUndated

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10 4 3.7.3.2 "Mommy, mommy, I don't like tomato soup."Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.3 "Mommy, mommy, I hate Tommy's guts."Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.4 "Mommy, mommy, I don't like this stuff."Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.5 Wrestler who had been fasting eats part of armUndated

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10 4 3.7.3.6 Do comedians taste funny?Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.7 What's grosser than gross? (Babies)Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.8 What does a cannibal do after he dumps his grilfriend?Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.9 What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.10 A drunker was confused how eating a bar dancer have to do with him getting out of a drug rehab Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.11 "Just eat the vegetables" said Jeffrey Dahmer when his mother doesn't like his neighborsUndated

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10 4 3.7.3.12 Cannibal gives wishes to poeple before they kill themUndated

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10 4 3.7.3.13 When cannibal eats missionary, they are getting the “Taste of Religion”Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.14 An old lady chewed her head off when she put her false teeth in backwards Undated

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10 4 3.7.3.15 A politician taste very tasty and tender, but it's damn hard to clean Undated

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10 5 3.7.3.16 What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband the morning before she left?Undated

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10 5 3.7.3.17 Why don't cannibals eat clowns?Undated

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10 5 3.7.3.18 Cannibals cut a body into two halves so that they can eat the top half for laterUndated

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10 5 3.7.3.19 What's bad about a truckload of dead babies? (One is eating his way out)Undated

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10 5 3.7.3.20 While cannibals were eating a human, one said to the other "I'm just having a ball"Undated

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10 5 3.7.3.21 Kabuta or DeathUndated

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10 6-7 3.7.4 CorpsesUndated 10 6 3.7.4.1 "Mommy, mommy, can I go to play with grandmother/grandfather?" Undated

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10 6 3.7.4.2 What is green and sits in corner?Undated

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10 6 3.7.4.3 What is red and hangs near wall?Undated

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10 6 3.7.4.4 Dead babies easier to load because you can use pitchforkUndated

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10 6 3.7.4.5 "Mommy, mommy, why is daddy so white?"Undated

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10 6 3.7.4.6 Man kisses woman who has been dead for two years; gets maggots in mouthUndated

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10 6 3.7.4.7 Icy dead people in the sixth sense and the titanicUndated

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10 6 3.7.4.8 What is yellow and green and lies in the grass?Undated

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10 6 3.7.4.9 Dead husbands requested to wear certain color of suit when they died and the easiest way for mortician to do that is to switch their headsUndated

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10 6 3.7.4.10 Doctor threw a dead baby outside the window and says 'April Fools' to the motherUndated

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10 6 3.7.4.11 Dead man asks 'Have you done anything to stop this coffin?' in the drugstoreUndated

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10 6 3.7.4.12 Difference between a room full of dead babies and a corvette in the garageUndated

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10 6 3.7.4.13 Did you know there is sex after death?Undated

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10 6 3.7.4.14 How to tell when your wife is dead or not?Undated

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10 6 3.7.4.15 Driver found a live body in a hearseUndated

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10 7 3.7.4.16 How many deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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10 7 3.7.4.17 Golfers had to drag his dead friend everytime he's moving to the next holeUndated

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10 7 3.7.4.18 Why does a hearse have two seats up front?Undated

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10 7 3.7.4.19 What's blue and wiggles? (A dead baby in a plastic bag)Undated

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10 7 3.7.4.20 Why is a baby so fragile?Undated

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10 7 3.7.4.21 What's brown, red, and green, has four wheels, and attracts flies?Undated

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10 8 3.7.5 Beasts 10 8 3.7.5.1 "Mommy, mommy, what is a vampire?"Undated

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10 8 3.7.5.2 A vampire who craving for blood in the middle of the dayUndated

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10 8 3.7.5.3 "Mommy, mommy, What's a werewolf?"Undated

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10 8 3.7.5.4 A vampire wants the blood and an alligator wants the bodyUndated

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10 8 3.7.5.5 Vampire wants a hot glass of water so that he can use tampon to make tea Undated

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10 9 3.7.6 Excrement 10 9 3.7.6.1 Hair-lip boy takes box with [expletive] in it to department store in order to get some toilet paperUndated

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10 9 3.7.6.2 "Mommy, mommy, quick, give me a fork."Undated

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10 9 3.7.6.3 Man stucks his finger in a horse butt thinking it was the throat Undated

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10 9 3.7.6.4 What happens to a baby after he drinks a whole can of Fresca?Undated

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10 9 3.7.6.5 How does a hippie take a bubble bath?Undated

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10 9 3.7.6.6 Did you hear about the man whodrank too much Fresca?Undated

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10 10-12 3.7.7 Indifference to Young 10 10 3.7.7.1 "Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going around in circles?" (Nail foot to floor) Undated

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10 10 3.7.7.2 "Mommy, mommy, I keep going in circles." (Flush you)Undated

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10 10 3.7.7.3 "Mommy, mommy, I don't want to go to England."Undated

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10 10 3.7.7.4 Boy could not play in sand box because cat would cover him upUndated

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10 10 3.7.7.5 So ugly that she had to tie bone around neck so dog would play with herUndated

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10 10 3.7.7.6 Hotel room turned into child care centerUndated

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10 10 3.7.7.7 "Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?"Undated

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10 10 3.7.7.8 "Mommy, mommy, my pigtail's too tight."Undated

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10 10 3.7.7.9 "Mommy, mommy, can I have another spoon?"Undated

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10 10 3.7.7.10 "Mommy, mommy, tell the bus driver to open the door."Undated

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10 11 3.7.7.11 "Mommy, mommy, will you make me a new dress?"Undated

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10 11 3.7.7.12 "Mommy, mommy, can I go swimming?"Undated

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10 11 3.7.7.13 "Mommy, mommy, can i play the piano?"Undated

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10 11 3.7.7.14 Daddy just laugh when the baby was thrown out of the windowUndated

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10 11 3.7.7.15 Why did the blind man swing his dog (To look around)Undated

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10 11 3.7.7.16 Jane Fonda spreads faster than nuclear falloutUndated

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10 11 3.7.7.17 Mixed emotion is seeing your mother-in-law driving off a cliff in a new CadillacUndated

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10 11 3.7.7.18 Superman tricked people into jumping off building and saying that they can flyUndated

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10 11 3.7.7.19 Are your kids constipated?Undated

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10 11 3.7.7.20 Evel Knievel wants to jump a mouth with his bikeUndated

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10 12 3.7.7.21 Boys left their cat in the forest and shot it dead, but only to find it at home againUndated

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10 12 3.7.7.22 What is a sailcat?Undated

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10 12 3.7.7.23 What time is it?Undated

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10 12 3.7.7.24 "Mommy, mommy, after the medicine you gave me, I'm having trouble breathing" (It's working George)Undated

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10 13-16 3.7.8 Affliction or Disease 10 13 3.7.8.1 Why leper left partyUndated

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10 13 3.7.8.2 How Helen Keller's parents punished herUndated

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10 13 3.7.8.3 How Helen Keller burned her handsUndated

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10 13 3.7.8.4 Hair-lip boy can not make pet shop owner understand that he needs bird seed, so pet bird diesUndated

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10 13 3.7.8.5 Helen Keller doll runs into walls when wound upUndated

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10 13 3.7.8.6 What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in the tub?Undated

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10 13 3.7.8.7 Boy with deformed hand prays that both hands will be same, so the other hand becomes deformedUndated

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10 13 3.7.8.8 Dick thinks Spot is drag because has no legsUndated

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10 13 3.7.8.9 Kids want to use boy with no arms or legs as footballUndated

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10 13 3.7.8.10 Kids want to use boy with no arms or legs as second baseUndated

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10 14 3.7.8.11 Kids want to see boy with no arms or legs flip-flop on hot cementUndated

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10 14 3.7.8.12 Kids want to watch boy with leprosy rotUndated

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10 14 3.7.8.13 What Helen Keller named her dogUndated

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10 14 3.7.8.14 What happened when Helen Keller fell in a wellUndated

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10 14 3.7.8.15 Vegetables aren't home from school yetUndated

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10 14 3.7.8.16 People like to jumped on a man who has an epileptic fit at Disneyland Undated

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10 14 3.7.8.17 Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?Undated

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10 14 3.7.8.18 Why is Helen Keller leg yellow?Undated

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10 14 3.7.8.19 What is Helen Keller's favorite color?Undated

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10 14 3.7.8.20 What did they call off the leper hockey game?Undated

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10 15 3.7.8.21 Things you should never say to a leperUndated

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10 15 3.7.8.22 Doctor puts AIDS patient on a pizza and pancake diet so that he can shove the body under the door Undated

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10 15 3.7.8.23 Man got extremely sick after drinking a woman with TB spitUndated

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10 15 3.7.8.24 What do you do when a guy has a seizure in a bathtub?Undated

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10 15 3.7.8.25 How do you make Helen Keller really mad?Undated

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10 15 3.7.8.26 How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?Undated

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10 15 3.7.8.27 What would you say to Helen Keller if you saw her on the street?Undated

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10 15 3.7.8.28 How did Helen Keller die?Undated

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10 15 3.7.8.29 What did the deaf, blind, dumb, mute, orphan get for Christmas?Undated

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10 15 3.7.8.30 Have you even seen Helen Keller's house?Undated

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10 16 3.7.8.31 What did one rheumatism say to the other rheumatism?Undated

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10 16 3.7.8.32 A man who has leper is being dips with toast in his neck Undated

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10 16 3.7.8.33 How did Helen Keller break her arm?Undated

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10 16 3.7.8.34 What is a jacuzzi full of lepers?Undated

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10 16 3.7.8.35 Man who has smoked his entire life can't do a cigarette commercialUndated

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10 17-19 3.7.9 Handicap 10 17 3.7.9.1 What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Undated

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10 17 3.7.9.2 What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Undated

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10 17 3.7.9.3 What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on a wall? Undated

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10 17 3.7.9.4 What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting in a hole? Undated

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10 17 3.7.9.5 What do you call a man with no arms or legs who got in a lot of wheelchair accidents? Undated

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10 17 3.7.9.6 What do you call a man with no arms or legs who is laying in a pile of leaves? Undated

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10 17 3.7.9.7 What do you call a man with no arms or legs who is water skiing? Undated

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10 17 3.7.9.8 What do you call a man with no arms or legs laying on the bottom of a swimming pool? Undated

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10 17 3.7.9.9 What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging above the window? Undated

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10 17 3.7.9.10 What do you call a man whose legs are chopped off at the knees?Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.11 What do you call a woman with a wooden leg?Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.12 What do you call a prostitute without any legs?Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.13 Mom gave birth to a giant eyeball and that eyeball is blindUndated

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10 18 3.7.9.14 Mom asks a blind son to pray hard if he wants to see, but it was just April FoolsUndated

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10 18 3.7.9.15 Woman with no legs wanting to make loveUndated

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10 18 3.7.9.16 Man threw a woman with a wheelchair out in the ocean because she wanted to get screwed Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.17 Boy who has a seven pound ear and he is deaf Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.18 What do you call a man with no arms or legs that is in a pot of boiling water?Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.19 What happens to the four men; who was blind, dead, lame and no arms were being attacked? Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.20 Man can sprouted out body parts when drinking, but he ended up dead for drinking too muchUndated

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10 18 3.7.9.21 What do you call a man with no arms or legs that is on a hot sidewalk?Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.22 What do you call a girl with one leg?Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.23 What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying beneath your car? Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.24 What do you call a man with no arms or legs that is in a microwave? Undated

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10 18 3.7.9.25 What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the end of a spear?Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.26 What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox?Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.27 "His face sure does ring a bell"Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.28 Why don't blind people parachute?Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.29 What happen when hairy lips woman wanted to dance with one eye man? Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.30 How did the blind parachutist know he was close to the ground?Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.31 Why did the girl fall out of the swing?Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.32 How does your sister ride a bike? (She has no legs)Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.33 Why don't blind men skydive?Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.34 What do you call a guy with no arms and only half his legs?Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.35 What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs who has no head?Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.36 What do you call a guy with no arms or no legs who has no head or torso?Undated

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10 19 3.7.9.37 Handicapped man sells toothbrushesUndated

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10 19 3.7.9.38 Deaf lumberjack can't hear tree fallingUndated

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10 19 3.7.9.39 Man with disability doesn't want to be healedUndated

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10 19 3.7.9.40 Deaf TreesUndated

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10 20 3.7.0 Miscellaneous 10 20 3.7.0.1 Farmer named Norton working on Sundays hears a hair-kip bull call, "Nort, Nort." Undated

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10 20 3.7.0.2 Boy named Mark was walking through cemetery and heard hair-lip dog go, "Mark, Mark."Undated

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10 20 3.7.0.3 One legged girls work at IHOPUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.4 Jeffrey Dahmer face-off and elbow roomUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.5 Heaven's reward for not stepping on ducksUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.6 The Bell-ringer's DemiseUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.7 What do you get when a fairy wispers in your ear?Undated

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10 20 3.7.0.8 A McMassacre is the new specialty sandwich at McDonald’sUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.9 Why do they have fences around the cemeteries?Undated

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10 20 3.7.0.10 George had promised to mow the lawn come hell or high waterUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.11 Would you duck if someone threw a bucket of snot and you are standing in a pile of cow manure? Undated

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10 20 3.7.0.12 What's grosser than gross? (A hole in an apple)Undated

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10 20 3.7.0.13 Ugly girl jokesUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.14 Man keep worms inside his mouth to catch more fishesUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.15 Next time you pass my apartment I'd appreciate itUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.16 The worst woman in the worldUndated

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10 20 3.7.0.17 Does your face hurt?Undated

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3.8 Word Plays and Puns 11 1-18 3.8.1 Shaggy Dog Stories 11 1 3.8.1.1 Opperknockity only tunes onceUndated

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11 1 3.8.1.2 People who live in grass houses should not store thronesUndated

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11 2 3.8.1.3 Silly Rabbi, kicks are for TridsUndated

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11 3 3.8.1.4 Let pages do the walking through yellow fingersUndated

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11 3 3.8.1.5 If the foo shits, wear itUndated

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11 3 3.8.1.6 A Benny shaved is a Benny urnedUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.7 First time anyone heard of a chicken catch a toryUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.8 First time I've seen carp to carp dwellingUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.9 Don't hatchet your counts before they chickenUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.10 Never try to transport gull passed state lionsUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.11 A weigh-a-day keeps the doctor an appleUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.12 Confucius say, "Many hands make light work."Undated

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11 4 3.8.1.13 You shouldn't put all your Basques in one exitUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.14 I have a four loaf cleaverUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.15 First white man to wire ahead for a reservationUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.16 First herd shot around the worldUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.17 The furry with the syringe on topUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.18 The beer that made Mel Famey walk usUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.19 A niche in time saves SteinUndated

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11 4 3.8.1.20 A bowling Cohen lathers no bossUndated

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11 5 3.8.1.21 If you are full of bologna, keep your mouth shutUndated

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11 5 3.8.1.22 If you're full of [crap], don't fly off the handleUndated

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11 5 3.8.1.23 The early word catches the germUndated

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11 5 3.8.1.24 Hare today, goon tomorrowUndated

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11 5 3.8.1.25 The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two sidesUndated

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11 5 3.8.1.26 The heartbreak of Sariah-sisUndated

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11 5 3.8.1.27 The spirit was willing, but the flesh was weakUndated

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11 5 3.8.1.28 You look like Helen BrownUndated

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11 6-7 3.8.1.29 Watch for Falling RockUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.30 Man who slew the dragon ran off with the king because it's a fair storyUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.31 Retailing pussy in the streetsUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.32 It's not so easy to fool little girls nowadays as it used to beUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.33 The tis bottleUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.34 Mourners can view the left-oversUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.35 Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoesUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.36 I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco (San Francisco)Undated

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11 8 3.8.1.37 The boat tipped over a guess who died, do da, do daUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.38 No west for the rearyUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.39 Repaint, ye thinnersUndated

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11 8 3.8.1.40 The hills are alive with the sound of musicUndated

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11 9 3.8.1.41 There goes the barefoot boy with the teaks of ChanUndated

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11 9 3.8.1.42 The Moron Tab and Apple ChoirUndated

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11 9 3.8.1.43 Better Nate than leverUndated

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11 9 3.8.1.44 Squaw buried ShortcakeUndated

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11 9 3.8.1.45 The reign was called on account of the gameUndated

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11 9 3.8.1.46 Swallowed them all - hawk, lion and stinkerUndated

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11 9 3.8.1.47 Died of van areal diseaseUndated

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11 9 3.8.1.48 Have you ever seen a moth bawl?Undated

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11 9 3.8.1.49 Arty chokes, three for a dollarUndated

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11 9 3.8.1.50 When you're out of slits, you're out of pierUndated

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11 10 3.8.1.51 The first obscene clone fallUndated

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11 10 3.8.1.52 I was reapedUndated

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11 10 3.8.1.53 The heartbreak of Sir RyusisUndated

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11 10 3.8.1.54 "Thump, thump" coming from the coffinUndated

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11 10 3.8.1.55 What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nutsUndated

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11 10 3.8.1.56 Abcess makes the fart go HondaUndated

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11 10 3.8.1.57 A rolling moose gathers no stonesUndated

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11 10 3.8.1.58 That's a long way to tip a RarieUndated

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11 10 3.8.1.59 "Oh! not that shaggy!"Undated

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11 10 3.8.1.60 The dam man and his dam waterUndated

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11 11 3.8.1.61 I'm just the chip monk.Undated

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11 11 3.8.1.62 Apple Schneider as "Apple cider"Undated

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11 11 3.8.1.63 Bills stand for Boy I Love Losing SuperbowlsUndated

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11 11 3.8.1.64 Boy wears boxer over his underwearUndated

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11 11 3.8.1.65 Women hates it when the professor tells her she is going to be pregnantUndated

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11 11 3.8.1.66 "Please but" means "Please lift the cross guards" for deaf peopleUndated

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11 11 3.8.1.67 Husband won a big prize by writing a 2-minute jingleUndated

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11 11 3.8.1.68 "I've got a booger on my finger and I can't get it off."Undated

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11 11 3.8.1.69 "Vat da hell's time to a pig anyways"Undated

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11 11 3.8.1.70 Guys not ordering coffee at a coffee shop Undated

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11 11 3.8.1.71 Confucius say, "Man who forgot blanket on picnic, have piece on earth"Undated

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11 11 3.8.1.72 "Pockets, pockets. I have no pockets."Undated

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11 11 3.8.1.73 A boy stops the moving coffin (coughin) with a cough dropUndated

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11 11 3.8.1.74 Confucius say, "He who stand on toliet, high on pot."Undated

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11 11 3.8.1.75 What did the Lone Ranger say as he was coming around the mountain?Undated

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11 12 3.8.1.76 "You are either going to cross water or make water"Undated

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11 12 3.8.1.77 Two things happen when you get old. First, you forgot things and second, "I forgot"Undated

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11 12 3.8.1.78 Call a (toe) tow truck if you find a toe on the streetUndated

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11 13-14 3.8.1.79 A rope got into a bar by making itself a-frayed-Knot (afraid not)Undated

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11 15 3.8.1.80 Horse brought women instead of posseUndated

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11 15 3.8.1.81 Men were tired after getting on top of a Cherry Hill (Cherry Hill was a woman) Undated

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11 15 3.8.1.82 Papa tomato stomped on the baby tomato and said "ketchup"Undated

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11 15 3.8.1.83 "Rectum (Wrecked 'em) hell, it killed 'em"Undated

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11 15 3.8.1.84 Man was taken to hospital after using ATR (Automatic Tampon Remover) machineUndated

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11 15 3.8.1.85 "Glad-ass" and "Happy butt" are the sameUndated

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11 16 3.8.1.86 Mushroom impresses a girl by saying "I'm a fun guy (fungi)" Undated

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11 16 3.8.1.87 Vet mistakes a cat from a calf and feed it with a quart of castor oil Undated

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11 16 3.8.1.88 Not anymore than i ever didUndated

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11 16 3.8.1.89 You would drive crazy if you had two obese patties, Special Ross, and Lester Breece pickingg bunions on a Sesame street busUndated

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11 16 3.8.1.90 What happen to the two brothers that were named Shut-up and TroubleUndated

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11 16 3.8.1.91 A baby was born with bare feet after his mother was chased by a bearUndated

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11 16 3.8.1.92 When asked "why", answer "Why not" for full points Undated

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11 16 3.8.1.93 Aliens found freedom in grocery store and "Stay-free" was also availableUndated

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11 16 3.8.1.94 A deaf lady asking "Will you have some more salad?"Undated

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11 16 3.8.1.95 Beers were thrown at a baby, but the baby wasn't hurt? (It was light beer)Undated

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11 17 3.8.1.96 Tally-Ho the foxUndated

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11 17 3.8.1.97 "Wash, wash, wash, wash right there"Undated

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11 17 3.8.1.98 Giraffe is all neck; It's going to take a while to strangle itUndated

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11 17 3.8.1.99 Police pulled over a man’s name Shut Up and he was looking for his son TroubleUndated

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11 17 3.8.1.100 Man with wood eyes get offended when a woman say "Would I"Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.101 What happened when a man name his sons 'Toward' and 'Away'Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.102 Cat scan is a hundred and the lab report is a hundred and fiftyUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.103 Calculator JokeUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.104 Math Book JokeUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.105 Greyhound bus mistaken for dogUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.106 Man thinks his wife is hard of hearingUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.107 Boy to refuse seconds at dinnerUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.108 Descartes DisappearsUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.109 Soldier is not issued a weapon because there are no moreUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.110 Parrot keeps ruining magician's tricksUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.111 Man climbs Mt. Everest and shouts "Radio"Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.112 Add-On (game)Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.113 The parable of Dot ComUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.114 Motorcyclist wearing his jacket backwards crashesUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.115 Man yells 'Get down' in an elevatorUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.116 Men digging a hole to bury a horseUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.117 Blind date ends up in treeUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.118 Good news and bad newsUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.119 A farmers dayvorceUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.120 Man hunts mountain lion after shoes get chewedUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.121 The Hairy BumUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.122 The Rich Man's DaughterUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.123 Happy ButtUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.124 Man pulls 12-inch man out of pocketUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.125 Several people get speeding tickets at the same time in a truckUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.126 No thanks, I sell typewritersUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.127 Man makes mini condos for small people for freeUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.128 Man teaches pet gorilla to golfUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.129 What did the Lone Ranger say when his big white horse came over the hill?Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.130 Wight SupremacistUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.131 Why I didn't show up for workUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.132 Why did the fighter insist on bringing his sword to the big gala?Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.133 Why does America spend so much on defense?Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.134 What's the difference between a wizard and a sorcerer?Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.135 What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues?Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.136 Why do paladins prefer chainmail?Undated

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11 18 3.8.1.137 Jokes directed at girl name AlexaUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.138 Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balanceUndated

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11 18 3.8.1.139 What did the Buffalo say when his kids left for college?TUndated

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12 1-11 3.8.0 Miscellaneous 12 1 3.8.0.1 Where's the "P?" Undated

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12 1 3.8.0.2 Potato princess can not marry a newsman because he is just a commentatorUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.3 When asked how her date went, an Italian girl answers, "Me a mama."Undated

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12 1 3.8.0.4 Her neck is dirtyUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.5 Frog asks bird that ate him if he's [messing on] himUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.6 Stupid man does not care if cows heard himUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.7 Story using brand name of cigarettesUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.8 Beethoven is decomposingUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.9 Have you ever blown tennis shoe at a hundred and tenUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.10 Found my door shut wide openUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.11 May be [crap], but it's my bread and butterUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.12 Hard to make both ends meetUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.13 Diarrhea runs through your genesUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.14 To tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome is to take off their genesUndated

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12 1 3.8.0.15 Baby is not hurt because it is hit with lite beerUndated

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12 2 3.8.0.16 What room can no one enter?Undated

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12 2 3.8.0.17 One bright day in the middle of the nightUndated

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12 2 3.8.0.18 Baby bigger is a little biggerUndated

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12 2 3.8.0.19 Man who lost his left sideUndated

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12 2 3.8.0.20 Cross an elephant with a rhinoUndated

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12 2 3.8.0.21 Wok is something you frow at wibbitUndated

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12 2 3.8.0.22 Germany got hungry, ate turkey fried in greaseUndated

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12 2 3.8.0.23 Baby born with "bear" feetUndated

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12 2 3.8.0.24 Neutron got a drink for no chargeUndated

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12 2 3.8.0.25 Tattoo's favorite kind of M&M'sUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.26 What one eye said to the otherUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.27 Why the little moron didn't fall offUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.28 What Moses was doing at Red SeaUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.29 Why flowers are lazyUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.30 Man who fell into lens-grinding machineUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.31 What do you say to a one-legged hitchhicker?Undated

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12 3 3.8.0.32 What did the scale say?Undated

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12 3 3.8.0.33 Deaf man and the cross gaurdsUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.34 EMHO stand for Enlisted Men's Hard-On reportUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.35 Dyslexic walks into a braUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.36 Man dressed up because he thought he was going to the CancunUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.37 "Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it"Undated

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12 3 3.8.0.38 Bring the jackUndated

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12 3 3.8.0.39 "He could never tell a joke"Undated

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12 3 3.8.0.40 "He was out in the field and got run over by a concubine"Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.41 Inch-me and Pinch-me-quick went to a lake, Inch me fell and who was safe?Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.42 "European (You're a-peein)"Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.43 If April showers bring May flowers then what do May flowers bring?Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.44 Jokes got shredded because the wires got crossed on a word and a food processorUndated

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12 4 3.8.0.45 Morticians wanted to re-hearse when the casket fell out of the hearse Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.46 Does your roof leak? 'What's a drip like you still doing here'Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.47 A boy who fell in a mud puddle took a bath with bubbles. (buble was a girl)Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.48 NASA stands for Need Another Seven AstronautsUndated

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12 4 3.8.0.49 Why didn't the skelaton cross the road?Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.50 I would tell you a muffler joke, but i am exhaustedUndated

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12 4 3.8.0.51 What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a comedian? Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.52 Tractor says 'Pull me closer John Deere' to the plowUndated

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12 4 3.8.0.53 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.54 Why do rocks and girls have in common?Undated

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12 4 3.8.0.55 How long is your residence in this town? (31’ 8”)Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.56 Why are (male) mailboxes so lonely?Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.57 Spell P-I-G backwards and add funnyUndated

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12 5 3.8.0.58 There's something in your eyes and it is your eyeballUndated

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12 5 3.8.0.59 What do you call a potatoe that is drunk? (smashed)Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.60 What's the difference a hamburger pie and a cow pie? Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.61 Did you know that Rock Hudson and Rambo were making a new movie?Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.62 Where do people who make Grey Poupon go to college?Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.63 “I see that you know more about the fruits and fairies than the birds and the bees” Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.64 Mount St. Helens is making an "ash" of itself againUndated

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12 5 3.8.0.65 When asked how are you doing, answer "Splitter whole" Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.66 Nursing home has AIDS now day (Rolaids, hearing aids and band aids)Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.67 Are you a tree? (No)Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.68 Molly's Nipple hill is complete closed off in order to keep the suckers offUndated

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12 5 3.8.0.69 Where does Santa keep his money? (In a snow bank)Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.70 A man wrote "World's Karate Champion" next to his drink to keep everyone away while he's going to the bathroom, and when he returns, he saw a note saying "Thanks! World's Fastest Runner"Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.71 What does a used tire and 300 used condoms have in common?Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.72 How many people are left when the boat tipped over with 99 people? (66)Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.73 "I'm full" and you say "Nice to meet you full."Undated

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12 5 3.8.0.74 Pi R Square or Pi R RoundUndated

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12 5 3.8.0.75 Difference between a hill and a pillUndated

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12 6 3.8.0.76 If they don't believe the name Snot Nose, they won't believe Shit Heels either Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.77 Repeat "What an Ah Siam" and you'll get "What an ass I am"Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.78 What does yellow start with? (Cause I want to know)Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.79 What kind of witch lives in the desert? (Sandwich)Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.80 Waltons name their son Gym Bag and their dog Down BoyUndated

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12 6 3.8.0.81 What does John the Baptist and Kermit the Frog have in common?Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.82 Cat that has a Ho-tail (hotel)Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.83 "If you can't beat em, Beat em!"Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.84 Muhammad Ali's phone number is "fe fe fe fi fe fo fo"Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.85 Make brownies with or without nuts (male or female)Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.86 Difference between a faith healer and a miracle workerUndated

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12 6 3.8.0.87 "Here moosie moosie"Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.88 Why did a little boy sneak past the medicine cabinet?Undated

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12 6 3.8.0.89 P.L.O stands for Push Leon over boardUndated

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12 6 3.8.0.90 W.A.C.O stands for We aren't coming outUndated

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12 7 3.8.0.91 A man lost the whole Left side of his body, but he's all Right.Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.92 What did one hole in the ground say to the other? (well)Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.93 How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.94 Do you have kidneys? (My knees are pretty big)Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.95 How long of lumber do you want? (Quite a while, I'm building a house)Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.96 "I'm A and You're A Hog"Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.97 No man is good for you; you may be right and you may be left too.Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.98 Lorena Bobbitt trial was almost thrown out because the evidence wouldn't stand up in courtUndated

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12 7 3.8.0.99 How much dirt is in a hole? (none)Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.100 Who lies in Alexander the Grape's Tomb?Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.101 Why in a formation of geese is one side longer?Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.102 What do you call a dehydrated Frenchman? (pee air)Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.103 When you assume, you make an Ass out of U and Me.Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.104 "You picked a find time to leave me Lucille (loose-wheel)"Undated

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12 7 3.8.0.105 Mortuary Bob's Body ShopUndated

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12 8 3.8.0.106 Lady peanut was a salted while walking down the streetUndated

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12 8 3.8.0.107 Proton is positive about leaving electronsUndated

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12 8 3.8.0.108 I don't think anymore. I don't think any less, either.Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.109 Men can't get into a bar because all they have is nut Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.110 What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? (Dam)Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.111 Pete and Repete sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who is left?Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.112 What do you get when you cross a cow and a Tibetan Yak? (Cattlak)Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.113 Jackalope is a cross between a jack rabbit and an antelopeUndated

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12 8 3.8.0.114 What's black and white and has a cherry on top?Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.115 A seafood diet means "I see food and I eat it"Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.116 Spell I cup and you'll get "I see you pee" Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.117 What did the olive say when it rolled off the table? (O Live)Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.118 Hao Lang is a Chinaman (How long is a Chinaman)Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.119 Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?Undated

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12 8 3.8.0.120 What is a pirate favorite movie?Undated

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12 9 3.8.0.121 Why was six afraid of seven?Undated

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12 9 3.8.0.122 To be or not to beUndated

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12 9 3.8.0.123 How the city of Puyallup got its name?Undated

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12 9 3.8.0.124 Blue (boo) is the color of ghostUndated

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12 9 3.8.0.125 Red (wed) is the color of marriageUndated

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12 9 3.8.0.126 Yellow (hello) is the color of an echoUndated

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12 9 3.8.0.127 From Peabody to PlaybodyUndated

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12 9 3.8.0.128 Sandy Claws (Santa Claus) is what lion get when he crosses the desert at Christmas TimeUndated

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12 9 3.8.0.129 What do I like best about you?Undated

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12 9 3.8.0.130 Tow DutchmenUndated

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12 9 3.8.0.131 What did the picture say to the wall?Undated

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12 9 3.8.0.132 A red rock eaterUndated

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12 9 3.8.0.133 What is the only nail a carpenter hates to hit?Undated

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12 9 3.8.0.134 What is Smokey the Bears middle name?Undated

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12 9 3.8.0.135 Have you heard about the needle and thread?Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.136 Why fire engine red? (communists are red)Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.137 Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? (To the dump)Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.138 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? (Ruff, ruff)Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.139 What do you get when you cross Batman and Robin with a steamroller? (Flatman and Ribbon)Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.140 Hertz Doughnut (Hurts, don't it?)Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.141 Stressed is desserts spelled backwardsUndated

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12 10 3.8.0.142 "Donut touch her, cheese mine" (Do not touch her, she's mine)Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.143 A newborn baby is named 'Fertiliza'Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.144 Why can't bikes stand up by themselvesUndated

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12 10 3.8.0.145 "Hell is one hell of a place to be helled in"Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.146 Songwriters never die, they just decomposeUndated

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12 10 3.8.0.147 How deep did the frog say the water was when he jumped into it? (knee-deep)Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.148 'Cereal Killer'Undated

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12 10 3.8.0.149 Dragons are to sleep in the daytime so that they can hurt knightsUndated

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12 10 3.8.0.150 "I'm an IFR pilot, I follow roads"Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.151 We have old pilots and bold pilots, but there are no old bold pilot.Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.152 What do you call a cat that eats ice cubes? (A cool cat)Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.153 What is a three-letter word for hard water? (ice)Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.154 You should not kiss your parakeets because they are untweetableUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.155 Rabbits would go bunnymoon after they get married.Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.156 Spell stop and what do you do at a green light?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.157 Take a dog that has no tail to the retail store.Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.158 Spell joke and What's the white of an egg called?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.159 What did the mommy bullet tell the daddy bullet?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.160 Why could you not hear when the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.161 Under where? (underwear)Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.162 How do you fit seven astronauts into a Volkswagon?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.163 How to spell "before"Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.164 Spell railroad crossing without any r's.Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.165 Spell Mississippi with one i (eye)Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.166 Drink H20, not H2S04Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.167 How California got its name (Cal-I-Phoned-Ya)Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.168 Dark HumorUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.169 End of the RainbowUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.170 Send in the 'subs'Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.171 Grandad chewed on pillow during sleepUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.172 How much does a pirate pay for his corn?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.173 Beauty is in the eye of the "beeholder"Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.174 Difference between born winner and born loserUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.175 What has four wheels and flies?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.176 What is a confused dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.177 What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.178 Boy wants to learn how to swimUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.179 What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.180 How do you keep someone in suspense?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.181 Did you hear the joke about the ceiling?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.182 How are birthdays and constipation alike?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.183 How do you amke friends with your computer?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.184 Spot remover causes dog to disappearUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.185 Someday my prints will comeUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.186 How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.187 Why was Tigger looking into the toilet?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.188 What did the pickle preacher say at the pickle wedding?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.189 Man wants a milk bathUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.190 What's green and sits on a toilet?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.191 What are Santa's little helpers called?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.192 What do ghosts chew?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.193 Shaking somebody by the neck to get applesauceUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.194 Man had to shoot dogUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.195 Why was the flower bad at the bee?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.196 Man needs a car jack from his neighborUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.197 Man tries to order ice cream in hair-lip voiceUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.198 Do you know how AIDS came to the United States?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.199 New book published: Rusty BedspringsUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.200 Do you want to see me pull a funny face?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.201 What do you call a canary in a fan?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.202 What's green and has wheels?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.203 What are the three ways to lose the Super Bowl?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.204 Wipe that sheepish grin off your faceUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.205 What's long and yellow and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.206 What did the bartender say to the ham sandwich when it walked into the bar?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.207 Visayan name for lizard is Halo (hallow)Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.208 That's a circle joke, laugh when you get around to itUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.209 Two men want bottles of brandy for medical purposesUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.210 Choose how to die when the power's out (choose your own adventure)Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.211 When you walk into a room the mice jump up on chairs, and other jokesUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.212 What is the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.213 Bring the Jack, and Tom went and got JackUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.214 What is sleek, Italian, and sporty?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.215 Daughter wants to go to USU because there's 80% more menUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.216 Want to hear a dirty joke? Mommy fell in the mud!Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.217 Leaverite rockUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.218 Son goes to the store and asks for a skyhookUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.219 Did you hear about the brilliant memorizer?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.220 Man determines which way to play golf based on how wife sleptUndated

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12 11 3.8.0.221 Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.222 Did you hear the joke about the roof?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.223 Did you hear the joke about the rope?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.224 Did you hear the joke about the dirty window?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.225 How do you make a tissue dance?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.226 Heard of the farmer's daughter?Undated

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12 11 3.8.0.227 Two pioneers have trouble with English, and get into a fight with a neighbor over a misunderstandingUndated

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12 12-18 3.9 Numbskull Tales 12 12 3.9.1 "For a fat girl, you sure don't sweat much." Undated

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12 12 3.9.2 Man gets drunk instead of buying flour, so he walks back to two to get flourUndated

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12 12 3.9.3 Man who was to be eaten by cannibals peed in their soupUndated

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12 12 3.9.4 Man uses hotshot to herd steers; gets kicked in faceUndated

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12 12 3.9.5 Boss of ditch digger tells ditch digger to hit his hand before he moves itUndated

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12 12 3.9.6 Mental institute inmate tells another to get some toilet paper when seagull messes on himUndated

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12 12 3.9.7 People want lady to commit grandson to asylum because he was fishing in bathtubUndated

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12 12 3.9.8 Boy who is necking with girl lowers voice when she tells him lowerUndated

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12 12 3.9.9 Sign in Yellowstone says, "Approaching Lake Area," so a tourist will not believe it is Yellowstone LakeUndated

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12 12 3.9.10 Boys wonder what "lbs." are while unloading suppliesUndated

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12 12 3.9.11 A man puts a potato in the back of his swimming trunk to impress girlsUndated

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12 12 3.9.12 Farmer measures horses so can tell them apart; finds that black horse is one hand taller than white horsesUndated

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12 12 3.9.13 Farmer can not get logs through city gate; they finally decide to turn them lengthwiseUndated

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12 12 3.9.14 Silly Sally knew that flower could not excrete all that manureUndated

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12 12 3.9.15 Silly Sally laughed when boys took off her clothes because she knew they would not fit himUndated

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12 13 3.9.16 Silly Sally laughed when boys put his hand down her shirt because she knew her money was not thereUndated

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12 13 3.9.17 Silly Sally laughed when boys were looking up her skirt because she knew she didn't wear any underwearUndated

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12 13 3.9.18 Drunk keeps running into telephone pole and thinks he is lost in impenetrable forestUndated

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12 13 3.9.19 Dot on contact lenses case so blind people know which contact goes in which eyeUndated

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12 13 3.9.20 A moron can't pass a football because it was too big to fit into his mouthUndated

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12 13 3.9.21 Nancy Naive laughed when doctor told her she was having twins because she knew she had only done it oncefUndated

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12 13 3.9.22 Why man jumped off cliffUndated

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12 13 3.9.23 Moron tells psychiatrist what picture of three trees isUndated

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12 13 3.9.24 Suit does not fit so tailor tells man to bend his knees and slant shouldersUndated

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12 13 3.9.25 If seagulls knew they were Maughans, they would crap on themUndated

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12 13 3.9.26 Boy eats family and gets bigger and bigger until he burpsUndated

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12 13 3.9.27 Best was to call monsterUndated

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12 13 3.9.28 Man finds wrapping paper in drawer after they hear rapping in their new houseUndated

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12 13 3.9.29 The ghost with two black eyesUndated

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12 13 3.9.30 Norwegians check to see if blinkers are workingUndated

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12 14 3.9.31 Eat that joke because it was cornyUndated

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12 14 3.9.32 Lady asks doctor for second opinion; so he says she is ugly tooUndated

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12 14 3.9.33 What duck and bicycle have in commonUndated

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12 14 3.9.34 How to divide twelve apples evenly among thirteen menUndated

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12 14 3.9.35 Why one man who falls into lake does not get hair wetUndated

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12 14 3.9.36 What turkeys can do that nobody else canUndated

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12 14 3.9.37 Where Christmas comes before ThanksgivingUndated

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12 14 3.9.38 One out of every three kids is born ChineseUndated

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12 14 3.9.39 A man's suspender was caught in the door of the fastest carUndated

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12 14 3.9.40 Man in New York gets run over every five minutesUndated

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12 14 3.9.41 "I'm telling myself jokes, some I've heard and some I haven't"Undated

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12 14 3.9.42 Why did the moron take a ruler to his bed?Undated

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12 14 3.9.43 Why man cut hole in umbrellaUndated

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12 14 3.9.44 Man who kept both feet on ground had hard time getting his pants onUndated

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12 14 3.9.45 Boy trying to sneak past farmer says he is cat when he makes loud noiseUndated

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12 15 3.9.46 Man driving wrong way on one way street did not see IndiansUndated

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12 15 3.9.47 Voice in cave says, "You need a shave."Undated

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12 15 3.9.48 "I got you where I want you, now I'm going to eat you."Undated

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12 15 3.9.49 "When the log rolls over, we will drown."Undated

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12 15 3.9.50 Bloody Finger wants a Band-AidUndated

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12 15 3.9.51 Ice FishingUndated

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12 15 3.9.52 Shut up you fool before you get us both firedUndated

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12 15 3.9.53 Cowboy took eight months to complete a puzzle that says 5-7 yearsUndated

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12 15 3.9.54 This boy would always take a nickel, when offered the choice of having either a dime or a nickelUndated

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12 15 3.9.55 Student steals a graduation diplomas because he had be in college for eight yearsUndated

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12 15 3.9.56 Two fools thought that a girl has beeped them when a beeper was just low on a battery Undated

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12 15 3.9.57 A man lost ten dollars at the super bowl game and he lost another ten dollars the next day on the T.V replayUndated

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12 15 3.9.58 A man was married for three months and his wife was already six months pregnantUndated

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12 15 3.9.59 Man will get marry when he gets back from New York and when asks 'when are you going?’ he answered ‘I’m not.’ Undated

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12 15 3.9.60 "Where's the cheese?"Undated

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12 16 3.9.61 Man drinks Windex instead of alcohol because his eyes are clearer after hangover Undated

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12 16 3.9.62 Men are sending shuttle to the space at night to avoid the sunUndated

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12 16 3.9.63 Instead of panicking, man worries about his missing quarter after losing a big gameUndated

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12 16 3.9.64 Man thinks that asphalt is a bum diseasesUndated

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12 16 3.9.65 Tourists who are going to Opryland left after seeing a sign says 'Opryland Left’ Undated

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12 16 3.9.66 Moron strains himself going through a screen doorUndated

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12 16 3.9.67 When a doctor is not in his office, you can slide the patient under his doorUndated

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12 16 3.9.68 When a fat lady pager went off, two boys yelled "Look out! she's backing up" Undated

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12 16 3.9.69 Man who thinks that he's all cured from AIDSUndated

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12 16 3.9.70 Man thinks he is safe from AIDS by wearing a condom while sharing a needle Undated

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12 16 3.9.71 A bicycle tries to pass cars that are going 140 mphUndated

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12 16 3.9.72 Wife tells a cop that her husband is drunk when they were pulled over Undated

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12 16 3.9.73 Man thinks an elephant has two tails because he has never seen it beforeUndated

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12 16 3.9.74 Man speeds up his car when he saw a police car behind himUndated

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12 16 3.9.75 A prisoner yells 'fire' while standing in front of firing squadUndated

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12 17 3.9.76 A woman thought she lost nineteen pounds when she was on the scale Undated

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12 17 3.9.77 Cop asks a man to take penguins to the zoo, and not only he has taken it to the zoo, he's also taking it to a beach Undated

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12 17 3.9.78 How long does the winter last in the Bear Lake?Undated

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12 17 3.9.79 Man won't use his water ski because he can't find a down-hill lakeUndated

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12 17 3.9.80 A thief stole fifteen dollar bill while leaving behind a twenty dollar bill Undated

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12 17 3.9.81 Man blamed it on a fly when he spotted the fly sitting on top of a huge pile of cow poopUndated

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12 17 3.9.82 Man is still waiting for a dead caretaker when he is already next to himUndated

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12 17 3.9.83 Man tells a police officer that Seagulls (endangered) taste like somewhere between a Golden Eagle (endangered) and a Spotted Owl endangered)Undated

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12 17 3.9.84 "Ping, you're a typewriter"Undated

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12 17 3.9.85 City Slicker helped gave birth to a calf and said "How fast was that calf going?"Undated

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12 17 3.9.86 People in St. George make a circle to stop the wind and they are still there todayUndated

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12 17 3.9.87 Beep is for the blind and not deaf peopleUndated

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12 17 3.9.88 How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?Undated

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12 17 3.9.89 A woman thought that the cruise control is like an autopilotUndated

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12 17 3.9.90 A driver speeds up thinking he can get off the radar screenUndated

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12 18 3.9.91 A moron digs up his dead cat thinking it had nine livesUndated

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12 18 3.9.92 Coward wants to know when a doctor will be out again to make an appointmentUndated

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12 18 3.9.93 Why did the morons ice factory close down?Undated

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12 18 3.9.94 A man thinks he'll be stuck up in a plane forever if the engine blew upUndated

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12 18 3.9.95 Why mormon throw a clock out of the window?Undated

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12 18 3.9.96 Why mormon flush himself down the toilet?Undated

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12 18 3.9.97 Moron sat on a street corner with bread and butter waiting for a traffic jamUndated

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12 18 3.9.98 Moron bride cried when her husband went shooting craps because she didn't know how to cook themUndated

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12 18 3.9.99 Man wanted to walk on a flashlight beam to get across a riverUndated

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12 18 3.9.100 "My friend is so dumb that if he took an I.Q. exam, he would have to ask where he should write his name"Undated

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12 18 3.9.101 Giant Orange HeadUndated

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12 18 3.9.102 Fisherman directiod to lake with "plenty of browns"Undated

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12 18 3.9.103 What did the skier say to the ice-skater?Undated

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12 18 3.9.104 Nonsense joke with multiple contradictionsUndated

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12 18 3.9.105 Woman gets vaseline and window putty mixed upUndated

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12 18 3.9.106 Man loses bet on replay of Super BowlUndated

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12 18 3.9.107 Fat person gets into TubUndated

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12 18 3.9.108 What goes "Ha Ha Ha Ka-Plunk"?Undated

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12 18 3.9.109 What does a fat person leave in the tub instead of a soap ring?Undated

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12 18 3.9.110 Nonsense jokes with nonsense answersUndated

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12 18 3.9.111 Lack of toilet paper during warUndated

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12 18 3.9.112 Student drives plane down highwayUndated

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12 18 3.9.113 25+25+25-25=28Undated

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12 18 3.9.114 Guy falls in grave and climbs back outUndated

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12 18 3.9.115 Man stays warm in jail, and they forget to let him outUndated

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12 18 3.9.116 Man holds hand in front of face and says "hit my hand"Undated

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12 18 3.9.117 What's the difference between a rabbit?Undated

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12 18 3.9.118 Three penguins on a slide, last one yells "radio"Undated

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12 18 3.9.119 I'd like to make an appointment with the dentistUndated

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12 18 3.9.120 Boy keeps responding to the name Steve, but his name isn't SteveUndated

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12 18 3.9.121 Man tries to become a "real hard case" in Alaska, but mixes up instructionsUndated

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12 18 3.9.122 Man builds fence so it will be taller after it is blown overUndated

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12 18 3.9.123 Boys throw engine block down a holeUndated

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12 18 3.9.124 BAHUndated

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13 1-15 3.10 Animal Jokes and Anecdotes 13 1-9 3.10.1 Land Animals See: 3.10.3.4 Wide-mouthed frog asks what other animal babies eatUndated

13 1 3.10.1.1 Why chicken crossed the roadUndated

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13 1 3.10.1.2 "Quit your complain, I haven't made your porridge yet"Undated

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13 1 3.10.1.3 Huge animals blesses food before he eats hunterUndated

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13 1 3.10.1.4 "That's the third queer rooster I've shot this week."Undated

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13 1 3.10.1.5 All baby mole can smell is molasses when he can not get out of holeUndated

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13 1 3.10.1.6 Bull says wants to stay in pasture for heifer and heiferUndated

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13 1 3.10.1.7 Cross a gorilla with a porcupineUndated

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13 1 3.10.1.8 Where does a 900 pound gorilla sleep?Undated

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13 1 3.10.1.9 Where does a 2000 pound hippo sleep?Undated

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13 1 3.10.1.10 Where does a 3000 pound canary sleep?Undated

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13 2 3.10.1.11 What do you call a cow with no legs?Undated

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13 2 3.10.1.12 What has four legs and an arm?Undated

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13 2 3.10.1.13 What is a cow with one leg?Undated

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13 2 3.10.1.14 What is a cow with two legs?Undated

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13 2 3.10.1.15 What do you call a dog without legs?Undated

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13 2 3.10.1.16 What is green and hang from a tree?Undated

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13 2 3.10.1.17 Would you like me to put it on your bill?Undated

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13 2 3.10.1.18 Rabbit came back to life after being poured by a hair (hare) restorer with a permanent waveUndated

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13 2 3.10.1.19 Hunting dog sees two birds screwing around in bushesUndated

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13 2 3.10.1.20 How to catch a polar bearUndated

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13 3 3.10.1.21 How far can a dog run into a forest?Undated

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13 3 3.10.1.22 Why do cows wear bells?Undated

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13 3 3.10.1.23 What has four legs and barks?Undated

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13 3 3.10.1.24 How many lions to fill empty cageUndated

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13 3 3.10.1.25 Why spider crossed the roadUndated

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13 3 3.10.1.26 A smart bear wipes his butt with a rabbit because the rabbit has no problem with poop sticking to its furUndated

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13 3 3.10.1.27 Five things that have milk in themUndated

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13 3 3.10.1.28 What is the chicken after it was four days oldUndated

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13 3 3.10.1.29 How do you keep a turkey in suspense?Undated

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13 3 3.10.1.30 Cat isn't dead, but just ran out of gasUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.31 Fifth pig goes into bar; does not use restroom because he is the pig that goes wee, wee, wee all the way homeUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.32 What a 500 pound canary saysUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.33 "It's Finch and Chimps again"Undated

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13 4 3.10.1.34 What is a cow with five legs?Undated

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13 4 3.10.1.35 What to do when gorilla knocks on doorUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.36 What chicken said when it laid square eggUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.37 Why chicken lays eggUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.38 Absent-minded cow gives milk of amnesiaUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.39 Why dog is like a tree?Undated

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13 4 3.10.1.40 What is invisable and smell like carrots?Undated

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13 4 3.10.1.41 Penguin typewriterUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.42 Pigeon Shat in Me EyeUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.43 Bartender tells grasshopper they have a drink named after himUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.44 What happened to a dog that chased after a car?Undated

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13 4 3.10.1.45 Cat washes his face before he's going to eat the mouseUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.46 What do you call a blind rabbit sitting on your faceUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.47 Cows sleep standing and you can tip it over by grabing its tailUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.48 What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?Undated

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13 4 3.10.1.49 Why don't they send donkey to schoolUndated

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13 4 3.10.1.50 What is fifty pigs and fifty deerUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.51 Bear ate the wrong maid in the barUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.52 What is a gay male dinosaur call?Undated

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13 5 3.10.1.53 A drunk lion tells other animal that they are the ugliestUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.54 Rabbit has no problem with poop sticking to his furUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.55 Which coyote's name was really coyoteUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.56 A girl mouse tell her boyfriend she have been reapedUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.57 Zebra searches for her new occupation when she was no longer needed in the circusUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.58 What does a dog do in the front lawn that you wouldn't want to step inUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.59 What do call a cow who has just had a calfUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.60 How do you get a virgin wool?Undated

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13 5 3.10.1.61 Cross a pit bull with a LassieUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.62 What did the dog say when he went down the bumpy road?Undated

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13 5 3.10.1.63 How long does it take for a deer to grow into a full sized elkUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.64 Buffalos are the ugliest thing in creationUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.65 How do you french kiss a dogUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.67 Difference between a drag horse and a war horseUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.68 Dog looks for the person who shot his "paw"Undated

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13 5 3.10.1.69 Koala means a bear who eats bushes and leavesUndated

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13 5 3.10.1.70 Will you pass me the soap?Undated

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13 6 3.10.1.72 If rooster lays an egg on top of a roof, which way will it rollUndated

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13 6 3.10.1.74 What happen to a turtle, a rabbit and a lizard who decided to set up a farmUndated

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13 6 3.10.1.75 "My name is Fido, F-I-D-E-A-U-X"Undated

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13 6 3.10.1.76 What's black and white and red all over?Undated

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13 6 3.10.1.77 What's black and white, and black and blueUndated

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13 6 3.10.1.78 Sheep can only travel five MPH while being herded along the roadsUndated

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13 6 3.10.1.79 Termite walked into a bar and asked "Where's the bar tender?"Undated

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13 6 3.10.1.80 Why does the dog wag his tailUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.81 Where do you find a turtle with no legs?Undated

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13 7 3.10.1.82 Man gets mad because the cat fur was sticking to his tongueUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.83 What do you call a cow that sits on the grassUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.84 Mouse has a professor that brings food for himUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.85 Monkey will open anything with a knob until he met a pig with a cork at its rear endUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.86 Cross between a bulldog and a collieUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.87 What do reindeers' wives do ager Santa and the reindeer deliver the presents?Undated

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13 7 3.10.1.88 Papa bear name is Shut Up, maomma bear name is Be Quiet and baby bear name is TroubleUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.89 "Never play with your food before you eat it!"Undated

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13 7 3.10.1.90 Why did cows fell over and bulls didn't when the earthquake hitUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.91 Cat wishes for red satin sheets and mice wishes for rollerblading when they were in heavenUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.92 Bear used to have a long tail, but it was snapped off when the bear stick his tail in the water for too longUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.93 White horse fell in the mud and got all blackUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.94 Three mice were sent to university to learn about the differnt kinds of cheeseUndated

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13 7 3.10.1.95 Why did the monkey fall out of treeUndated

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13 8 3.10.1.96 The new dog braUndated

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13 8 3.10.1.97 Rabbit eats carrots that are taste pithyUndated

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13 8 3.10.1.98 Why do ducks have flat feetUndated

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13 8 3.10.1.99 If horses wear horse shoes, what do camels wearUndated

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13 8 3.10.1.100 How do you catch a squirrel?Undated

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13 8 3.10.1.101 The nearsighted turtleUndated

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13 8 3.10.1.102 What's black and white, has four legs and goes "Arf, arf"Undated

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13 8 3.10.1.103 How do you keep a camel from dying in the desertUndated

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13 8 3.10.1.104 How did the chicken get across the street?Undated

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13 8 3.10.1.105 What do you know when you find bones on the moon?Undated

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13 8 3.10.1.106 What do you call a chicken skin-diver?Undated

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13 8 3.10.1.107 Cow that could give no milk is called udder failureUndated

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13 8 3.10.1.108 How do you kill a skunk?Undated

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13 8 3.10.1.109 What chases a lizard across the desert?Undated

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13 8 3.10.1.110 How do you catch a unique rabbit?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.111 What do you called a dog without legs that is on a leash?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.112 What do cats eat for breakfast?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.113 What do you call frozen dog poop?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.114 What happens when it rains cats and dogs?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.115 Why couldn't the corgi pay his bill?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.116 Bike and Duck JokeUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.117 I See MoleassesUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.118 3 Legged Dog JokeUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.119 3 Legged Dog JokeUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.120 Man walks faster than horse and buggyUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.121 Man throws snail across the streetUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.122 What is the difference between a duck?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.123 Boy keeps a talking frog instead of asking for a wishUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.124 What do you get when you cross a chicken with a silkworm?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.125 What do you call a cow standing on the side of a hill?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.126 What do you call a deer with no eyes?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.127 Chicken rides on cow and gets lickedUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.128 Rabbit brings manure to buzzard's gardenUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.129 How do you make a cat sound like a dog?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.130 Why did the rabbit salute the refrigerator?Undated

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13 9 3.10.1.131 Monkey wants soap because he's a typewriterUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.132 Mice train professors to bring them foodUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.133 Statue mistaken for horseUndated

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13 9 3.10.1.134 When the log rolls over, we will dieUndated

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13 10-12 3.10.2 Air AnimalsUndated 13 10 3.10.2.1 What is a bird after he is four days oldUndated

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13 10 3.10.2.2 What to call seagull that will not eat grasshoppersUndated

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13 10 3.10.2.3 Bee ended up in the pail of milk for flying through a cow's ear Undated

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13 10 3.10.2.4 Parrot keeps saying "Who is it?" when the plumber comes to the doorUndated

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13 10 3.10.2.5 Parrot asks 'What did the poor turcky do' after it was put in a freezerUndated

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13 10 3.10.2.6 Which fly in the kitchen is the cowboy flyUndated

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13 10 3.10.2.7 What did the bird say when his umbrella broke in the rainUndated

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13 10 3.10.2.8 How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulbUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.9 The last thing that enters a bug's mind when it hits the windshieldUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.10 Parrot sings every time a candle is put under its bodyUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.11 How did the bumblebee break his legUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.12 Parrot would say "Someone's gonna get it" wherever the owner brought home a womanUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.13 Baby bird says my end stinks too, but it doesn't tell me where to goUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.14 Parakeet calls out Jesus when it saw a burglarUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.15 Why is the sky so highUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.16 Bee flying backward sounds zub, zub, zubUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.17 Eagle has a wingspan of feet when it is flying toward or away from the sunUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.18 Sparrow was saved by the cow poop, but eaten by the catUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.19 The milamore birdUndated

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13 11 3.10.2.20 Which sport do mosquitoes like bestUndated

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13 12 3.10.2.21 Parrot and magician causes the ship to explode and they were the only two to survive Undated

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13 12 3.10.2.22 Have you heard of the Mile Or More bird?Undated

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13 12 3.10.2.23 How a crane got its blue eyesUndated

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13 12 3.10.2.24 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?Undated

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13 12 3.10.2.25 What do you call a fly with no wings?Undated

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13 12 3.10.2.26 Why do birds fly south for the winter?Undated

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13 12 3.10.2.27 Why are black birds black?Undated

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13 12 3.10.2.28 Have you ever tried to milk an eagle?Undated

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13 13-15 3.10.3 Sea Animals (frogs)Undated 13 13 3.10.3.1 Why does the ocean roar?Undated

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13 13 3.10.3.2 Snail wants a car with the letter "S" painted on the hoodUndated

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13 13 3.10.3.3 What's green and goes through walls Undated

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13 13 3.10.3.4 Wide-mouthed frog asks other animals what do they feed their babiesUndated

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13 13 3.10.3.5 What's green and has sixteen wheelsUndated

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13 14 3.10.3.6 What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hourUndated

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13 14 3.10.3.7 Frog got a loan for having a Knick-Knack, Patty Black as a collateralUndated

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13 14 3.10.3.8 How do you eat a frog?Undated

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13 14 3.10.3.9 What is green and lays in the swamp?Undated

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13 14 3.10.3.10 How do you catch a fish?Undated

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13 14 3.10.3.11 Moby Pickle JokeUndated

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13 14 3.10.3.12 Catching fish with dynamiteUndated

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13 14 3.10.3.13 Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?Undated

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13 16-17 3.11 Dialect Jokes 13 16 3.11.1 Portagee threw the wrong butt out the window. Undated

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13 16 3.11.2 Man is called Danish s of a bUndated

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13 16 3.11.3 War'd ya git such a gargeous arrange farmal. (Southern Utah)Undated

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13 16 3.11.4 Aye, a' ae ooUndated

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13 16 3.11.5 Teacher asks student to spell "orse."Undated

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13 16 3.11.6 German needs car name from Japanese man quickly; Japanese asks "Dat soon?"Undated

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13 16 3.11.7 "I'm the vindow viper, and I came to vash your vindows."Undated

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13 16 3.11.8 Japanese man yells 'Surprise!' after told he was in charge of suppliesUndated

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13 16 3.11.9 After soldier going through such a difficult task force, Admiral goes 'Ah-so, verdy interesting' in Japanese sound Undated

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13 16 3.11.10 "Yuki-mashou" literally means "let's snow “ in JapaneseUndated

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13 17 3.11.11 How do you spell 'Virgin' in German? (Gudenteit)Undated

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13 17 3.11.12 To many cooks ruin the Viscisqua (stew)Undated

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13 17 3.11.13 Farmer who stood up to bear his testimony in Southern Idaho twangs Undated

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13 17 3.11.14 "Oh Wa Ta Gu Si Am" in Japanese and "Oh what a goose I am" in EnglishUndated

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13 17 3.11.15 What do you call a bra in German? (Keepemfromfloppen)Undated

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13 17 3.11.16 Run Sheep RunUndated

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13 17 3.11.17 How do you say an index finger in Chinese?Undated

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13 17 3.11.18 How do you say cemetery in africa?Undated

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13 17 3.11.19 Teli-jardin (Spanish)Undated

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13 17 3.11.20 Deaf people saying "all of you"Undated

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13 17 3.11.21 Deaf people saying "will you burry me?"Undated

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13 17 3.11.22 Have you got a rigor?Undated

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13 17 3.11.23 Chinese man has cataracts, but doesn't understandUndated

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13 17 3.11.24 How do you say "cemetary" in Africa? (Spanish)Undated

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13 17 3.11.25 How do you say atomic bomb in Chinese? (Spanish)Undated

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13 17 3.11.26 How do you say "pistol" in Arabic? (Spanish)Undated

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13 17 3.11.27 How do you say "index finder" in Chinese? (Spanish)Undated

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14 1-17 3.12 Joke Fads 14 1-6 3.12.1 Knock, Knock 14 1 3.12.1.1 "Banana who" and "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"Undated

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14 2 3.12.1.2 "Car go beep, beep, run over Easter Bunny."Undated

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14 2 3.12.1.3 "You've forgotten me already."Undated

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14 2 3.12.1.4 "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning."Undated

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14 2 3.12.1.5 Wrong person starts jokeUndated

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14 3 3.12.1.6 Geronimo my lawnUndated

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14 3 3.12.1.7 "Tick' em up, I'm a tongue tied wobber"Undated

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14 3 3.12.1.8 Michael JacksonUndated

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14 3 3.12.1.9 I didn't know you could YodelUndated

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14 3 3.12.1.10 "Stella nother ether rabbit"Undated

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14 3 3.12.1.11 You ripped that pants and you'll pay for themUndated

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14 3 3.12.1.12 I swallowed my gumUndated

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14 3 3.12.1.13 "Who goes there" and "That's what I asked you"Undated

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14 3 3.12.1.14 Let us in and you'll find outUndated

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14 3 3.12.1.15 I love you (Olive you)Undated

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14 3 3.12.1.16 Aren't you coming out to playUndated

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14 3 3.12.1.17 "A mosquito bit me" and "He bit me again"Undated

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14 4 3.12.1.18 "Boo Who?" and Don't cry!Undated

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14 4 3.12.1.19 "Madam who" and I caught my damn foot in the doorUndated

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14 4 3.12.1.20 "Butch your arms around me and Jimmy a little kiss"Undated

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14 5 3.12.1.21 Ben Hur an hour waiting for youUndated

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14 5 3.12.1.22 Anita roll of toilet paperUndated

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14 5 3.12.1.23 Spray water on John the BaptistUndated

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14 5 3.12.1.24 Tired of hearing these dumb knock knock jokesUndated

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14 5 3.12.1.25 Easter BunnyUndated

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14 5 3.12.1.26 How knock knock startedUndated

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14 5 3.12.1.27 A motorcycle doesn't have doorsUndated

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14 5 3.12.1.28 Repeat who?Undated

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14 5 3.12.1.29 "Jeremy Allan Swensen"Undated

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14 5 3.12.1.30 O.J. who? "You're on the jury"Undated

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14 5 3.12.1.31 Tarzan stripes foreverUndated

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14 5 3.12.1.32 "I'm a mormon"Undated

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14 5 3.12.1.33 Scotty the tissue manUndated

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14 5 3.12.1.34 "I love that joke"Undated

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14 5 3.12.1.35 Dishes me and dishes youUndated

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14 6 3.12.1.36 Lettuce in, it's cold out hereUndated

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14 6 3.12.1.37 Interrupting cow who?Undated

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14 6 3.12.1.38 Ketchup who?Undated

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14 6 3.12.1.39 Celeste time I tell you to open this doorUndated

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14 6 3.12.1.40 Isabelle on a bicycle necessaryUndated

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14 6 3.12.1.41 Doctor who?Undated

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14 6 3.12.1.42 Reverse Knock-Knock JokeUndated

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14 7-8 3.12.2 O. J. Simpson 14 7 3.12.2.1 O.J. Simpson got his commercial at Limo company and their saying is “We’ll get you there with time to kill!”Undated

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14 7 3.12.2.2 O.J. Simpson new password is slash slash backslash escapeUndated

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14 7 3.12.2.3 O.J. Simpson asks if he could have his gloves back after the case is closedUndated

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14 7 3.12.2.4 O.J. Simpson dresses up because he thought he was going to the CancunUndated

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14 7 3.12.2.5 O.J. Simpson's e-mail is backslash backslash escapeUndated

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14 7 3.12.2.6 Why are people returning O.J. Simpson halloween costumes?Undated

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14 7 3.12.2.7 What do you have when you put O.J. Simpson, Magic Johnson and Mike Tyson in the same room?Undated

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14 7 3.12.2.8 O.J. Simpson thinks his wife's murderer is a golfer?Undated

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14 7 3.12.2.9 What do O.J. Simpson and Denver have in common?Undated

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14 7 3.12.2.10 What was the first question that O.J. Simpson asked after he heard the verdict?Undated

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14 7 3.12.2.11 O.J. Simpson was driving white bronco on the day he was arrested Undated

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14 7 3.12.2.12 O.J. Simpson was innocent because his brother Bart confessedUndated

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14 7 3.12.2.13 People stops drinking orange juices because they heard that O.J. can kill themUndated

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14 7 3.12.2.14 O.J. Simpson is letting out for Thanksgiving because he is the only one who knows how to carve the white meat in his familyUndated

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14 7 3.12.2.15 Did you hear that O.J. Simpson confessed? (They squeezed it out of him)Undated

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14 8 3.12.2.16 What did Mike Tyson have for breakfast? (O.J)Undated

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14 8 3.12.2.17 What is O.J. Simpson's wife, Nichole, going to a costume party as?Undated

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14 8 3.12.2.18 What did Michael Jackson say to O.J. Simpson when he was arrested?Undated

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14 8 3.12.2.19 Difference between John Elway and Al CollinsUndated

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14 8 3.12.2.20 Difference between O.J. Simpson and Christopher ReevesUndated

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14 8 3.12.2.21 What's the worst kind of juice for you? (O.J.)Undated

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14 9 3.12.3 Rock Hudson 14 9 3.12.3.1 Did you hear that the Statue of Liberty has AIDS from Hudson?Undated

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14 9 3.12.3.2 Rock Hudson didn't die of aids, but from food poisoning Undated

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14 9 3.12.3.3 What did Rock Hudson and Len Bias have in common? Undated

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14 9 3.12.3.4 Rock Hudson instantly disappeared when someone in front of him bent over to pick up something Undated

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14 9 3.12.3.5 Who is the most nervous man in California? ("The Rock")Undated

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14 9 3.12.3.6 Rock Hudson was born in Illinois and 'reared' in CaliforniaUndated

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14 9 3.12.3.7 Rock Hudson's wallet was found, but (person on the joke) picture was in itUndated

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14 9 3.12.3.8 Why did Rock Hudson divorce his wife?Undated

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14 10-15 3.12.4 Elephant Jokes 14 10 3.12.4.1 What did the stream say when an elephant sat in it?Undated

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14 10 3.12.4.2 Why do elephants have flat feet?Undated

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14 10 3.12.4.3 When an elephant has been in your refrigeratorUndated

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14 10 3.12.4.4 When an elephant is on her periodUndated

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14 10 3.12.4.5 What do you call a female elephant that hitch-hikes?Undated

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14 10 3.12.4.6 How does an elephant get across the lake?Undated

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14 10 3.12.4.7 Why is it dangerous to walk through the forest at five o'clock?Undated

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14 10 3.12.4.8 How many elephants can you get in a Volkswagen?Undated

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14 10 3.12.4.9 Why does an elephant lay on its back?Undated

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14 10 3.12.4.10 How can you tell if there's an elephant in a bed with you?Undated

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14 11 3.12.4.11 What is gray and stamps out jungle fires?Undated

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14 11 3.12.4.12 What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?Undated

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14 11 3.12.4.13 Why do elephants sit on marshmallows?Undated

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14 11 3.12.4.14 Cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butterUndated

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14 11 3.12.4.15 How do you shoot a white elephant?Undated

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14 11 3.12.4.16 When an elephant has broken into your house?Undated

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14 11 3.12.4.17 Why do elephants have pink eyes?Undated

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14 11 3.12.4.18 How do you get down from an elephant?Undated

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14 11 3.12.4.19 Difference between a chicken and an elephantUndated

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14 12 3.12.4.20 Why do elephants wear tennis shoes?Undated

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14 12 3.12.4.21 Similarity between a plum and an elephantUndated

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14 12 3.12.4.22 How do you keep an elephant from charging?Undated

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14 12 3.12.4.23 How many pancakes can you fit into an elephant's ear?Undated

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14 12 3.12.4.24 Difference between elephants and grapesUndated

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14 12 3.12.4.25 How to captured elephants using a binocular and a tweezerUndated

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14 13 3.12.4.26 Why do elephants paint their toenails red?Undated

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14 13 3.12.4.27 Why did Jane say when she saw elephants coming over the hill? (Tarzan and Jane)Undated

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14 13 3.12.4.28 When an elephant had a diarrheaUndated

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14 13 3.12.4.29 Why are pygmies so short?Undated

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14 13 3.12.4.30 How do you lift an elephant?Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.31 Why did the elephant marry the ant?Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.32 Why do elephants have round feet?Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.33 Why do elephants have a short tail?Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.34 Campbell's Cream of Elephant soupUndated

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14 14 3.12.4.35 Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.36 Why don't elephants take ballet lessons?Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.37 A womb is an elephant fartUndated

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14 14 3.12.4.38 If an elephant front legs were going sixty miles an hour, what were the back legs goingUndated

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14 14 3.12.4.39 How do you get an elephant to flyUndated

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14 14 3.12.4.40 Why do elephants have wrinkles?Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.41 Why doesn't elephants drink martini?Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.42 Why did the elephant paint a white stripe down his back?Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.43 Elephant can't understand how a man can breathe through his little thingUndated

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14 14 3.12.4.44 What is the black stuff between elephant's toes? (slow native)Undated

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14 14 3.12.4.45 How do you get out of an elephant's nose?Undated

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14 15 3.12.4.46 How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?Undated

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14 15 3.12.4.47 What is red and has large ears?Undated

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14 15 3.12.4.48 How do you kill an elephant?Undated

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14 15 3.12.4.49 Difference between an elephant and an eggUndated

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14 15 3.12.4.50 How do you get an elephant in a safeway bag?Undated

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14 16 3.12.5 Chuck NorrisUndated 14 16 3.12.5.1 Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking his spaceUndated

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14 16 3.12.5.2 Chuck Norris has more money than you even if you have the same money as himUndated

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14 16 3.12.5.3 Chuck Norris doesn't help, he waits.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.4 "Get Smart" is about Chuck Norris with a bb gunUndated

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14 16 3.12.5.5 Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, but he never criesUndated

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14 16 3.12.5.6 Chuck Norris went back in time to stop JFK assassinationUndated

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14 16 3.12.5.7 Chuck Norris's sperm created a semi-truck known as Optimus Prime Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.8 Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.9 Chuck Norris has a grisly bear carpet that isn't dead, but too afraid to move.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.10 Chuck Norris spent an awkward silence waiting for the wheel to stop spinning at the Wheel of Fortune for 30 minutes.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.11 When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.12 Chuck Norris went sky diving without a parachute, but never to do it again.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.13 "Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris; He was lucky to leave with a warning"Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.14 Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number; You answered the wrong phone.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.15 Chuck Norris is not lactose intolerant, he just won't put up with any of lactose's crap.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.16 When the boogie man goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.17 The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.18 They once had a showing of Walker Ranger in 3-D; There were no survivors.Undated

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14 16 3.12.5.19 Superman Wears Chuck Norris UnderwearUndated

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14 16 3.12.5.20 Chuck Norris and PangeaUndated

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14 16 3.12.5.21 Chuck Norris's GrenadeUndated

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14 16 3.12.5.22 Chuck Norris-saurusUndated

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14 16 3.12.5.23 Chuck Norris and CyanideUndated

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14 17 3.12.0 Miscellaneous 14 17 3.12.0.1 "Asks me if I'm an alligator."Undated

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14 17 3.12.0.2 Termite eats Noah's ark and says, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."Undated

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14 17 3.12.0.3 "Does that mean you're single?"Undated

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14 17 3.12.0.4 It was so hot yesterday that Lee Majors had to crawl under Farrahs FawcettUndated

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14 17 3.12.0.5 What do you call two black motorcycle cops?Undated

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14 17 3.12.0.6 What do you get when you squeeze two little green balls together?Undated

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14 17 3.12.0.7 What do you get when you have two little green balls in your hand?Undated

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14 18-20 3.13 Didactic Jokes 14 18 3.13.1 Lazy bum will not eat corn because it is not shuckedUndated

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14 18 3.13.2 Little Burned Face poetically describes chief and is therefore chosen to be brideUndated

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14 18 3.13.3 Girl chosen as wife because she does not waste any cheeseUndated

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14 18 3.13.4 Homely girl moves broom instead of stepping over it; therefore chosen prince's wifeUndated

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14 18 3.13.5 Little boy let air out of truck's tires so it can go under bridgeUndated

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14 18 3.13.6 Lady makes sign that says "Pisen Spring" to advertise pies; travelers think it means poison springsUndated

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14 18 3.13.7 Man convinces himself that attendant will ask $150 as deposit; he does not use jack he needsUndated

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14 18 3.13.8 Young girl fantasizes about marriage; spills milk that will make dreams come trueUndated

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14 18 3.13.9 Boy breaks younger brother's kite; racked with guilt even though his brother told him to forget about itUndated

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14 18 3.13.10 Man shuns younger brother for friends; friends will not help him when his wife purposely gets him in troubleUndated

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14 18 3.13.11 Lady buys new clothes for dirty boy; tells him to bathe and boy becomes popularUndated

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14 18 3.13.12 Little boy steals pencil; lead to more serious crimes until finally murders manUndated

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14 18 3.13.13 Father gets very angry at liquor retailers when daughter is killed in automobile accident; finds out that daughter had taken his own liquorUndated

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14 18 3.13.14 Marine confronts dying old man by pretending to be son, even though he really was notUndated

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14 18 3.13.15 Father asks sons to break bundle of sticks. First tries to break whole bundle and fails. Second breaks sticks separatelyUndated

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14 19 3.13.16 Sheepherder cries "wolf" twice when there were no wolves; when wolves did come, the people would not help himUndated

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14 19 3.13.17 Farmer spends all money buying big car that breaks down; other farmer spends just little money on smaller, more reliable carUndated

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14 19 3.13.18 Silver bells, which only ring when gift given with pure heart place on alter; ring when small girl places silver coin on alterUndated

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14 19 3.13.19 Don't lie to your mother because she knows it allUndated

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14 19 3.13.20 It takes a lot of foreplay to get a (explicit) wet.Undated

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14 19 3.13.21 Four out of five people would prefer WheatiesUndated

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14 19 3.13.22 Look both ways before you cross the streetUndated

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14 19 3.13.23 Sure and steady wins the raceUndated

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14 19 3.13.24 "You can't hide what you are so be yourself"Undated

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14 19 3.13.25 "You can't send a knight out on a dog"Undated

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14 20 3.13.26 Mutts would clean the dishes with their tonguesUndated

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14 20 3.13.27 You have to pay for everything in this life whether you want to or notUndated

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14 20 3.13.28 The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour (Don't cheat)Undated

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14 20 3.13.29 You know who your friends are when the chips are down.Undated

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14 20 3.13.30 I have not yet begun to fight!Undated

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14 20 3.13.31 Some people are so heavenly minded they are of no earthly worthUndated

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14 20 3.13.32 Man moves accross the street after 80 yearsUndated

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14 20 3.13.33 "Don't mess with grandpa when he's been drinking"Undated

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14 21-24 3.0 Miscellaneous 14 21 3.0.1 Small dirty Neanderthal man lift up arm; able to drag off good looking womanUndated

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14 21 3.0.2 Prisoners shout out numbers instead of repeating jokesUndated

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14 21 3.0.3 Man picks up hitch-hiker who says she is witchUndated

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14 21 3.0.4 Old lady says, "Come in," after knocking on some woodUndated

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14 21 3.0.5 Boy working in store used clever comebacks to stay out of troubleUndated

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14 21 3.0.6 "I left my cigarettes at the bar."Undated

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14 21 3.0.7 What has red nose and lives in test tube?Undated

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14 21 3.0.8 "My parents were so poor they couldn't afford to have me, so the neighbors did."Undated

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14 21 3.0.9 Recipe for elephant stewUndated

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14 21 3.0.10 Recipe for stuffingUndated

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14 21 3.0.11 City ordinance in Sugar City that you can not spit in RexburgUndated

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14 21 3.0.12 How to lose ten pounds of ugly fatUndated

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14 21 3.0.13 Where trucks would meetUndated

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14 21 3.0.14 What King Kong uses for roll-on deodorantUndated

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14 21 3.0.15 Cross LSD with birth control pillsUndated

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14 22 3.0.16 How you know if a plane is from North DakotaUndated

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14 22 3.0.17 Inside JokesUndated

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14 22 3.0.18 Butt CheeksUndated

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14 22 3.0.19 Yule Gibbons won't be on TV for a while because he ate the cameraUndated

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14 22 3.0.20 Glue everyone on the wall with a glueUndated

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14 23 3.0.21 Last page of the book said 'Sucker'Undated

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14 23 3.0.22 Antlers were male deerUndated

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14 23 3.0.23 Tell secrets as you fartUndated

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14 23 3.0.24 Grandma was followed home every night after workUndated

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14 23 3.0.25 "We'll catch them with their pants down"Undated

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14 23 3.0.26 "Don't laugh at this wall, the joke is in your hand"Undated

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14 23 3.0.27 Why shouldn't you wear snow boots in the houseUndated

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14 23 3.0.28 "It's their runway, let them check it"Undated

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14 23 3.0.29 This seat is takenUndated

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14 23 3.0.30 A woman grew an inch of bust line whenever a man say no to her proposalUndated

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14 23 3.0.31 Why do tampons have strings?Undated

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14 23 3.0.32 A man and an old lady fights for a parking spaceUndated

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14 23 3.0.33 An outhouse was moved to a concrete island with a sign saying 'For Sale'Undated

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14 23 3.0.34 What do Michael Jackson and Steve Sax have in common?Undated

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14 23 3.0.35 How do you top a car?Undated

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14 24 3.0.36 A woman mistakenly unzipped a man’s pant when she was trying to unzip her pant from behind Undated

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14 24 3.0.37 How do you make Budweiser?Undated

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14 24 3.0.38 The joke meterUndated

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14 24 3.0.39 How do you make a handkerchief dance?Undated

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14 24 3.0.40 How come you can't get lost in San Francisco?Undated

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14 24 3.0.41 List of Halloween jokesUndated

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14 24 3.0.42 A talking muffinUndated

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14 24 3.0.43 Comic of fish in a blenderUndated

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14 24 3.0.44 You Might be an Owens if... Undated

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4 Formula Tales 15 1 4.1 Rounds 15 1 4.1.1 Antonio, tell us a story.. Undated

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15 1 4.1.2 Said Brigham Young to Brigham Old, "Twas a dark and stormy night..."Undated

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15 1 4.1.3 Four men sitting around the campfire and one goes let’s tell each other ghost stories. Once there were four men..Undated

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15 1 4.1.4 A soldier rode up to Jack and said, "Tell us a story Jack...."Undated

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15 1 4.1.5 Shorty said to Tally, "Will you please read me a story..."Undated

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15 1 4.1.6 Scout master suggested telling ghost stories and asked Jack to tell someUndated

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15 1 4.1.7 Some Indians were sitting around their campfire when chief rose and said "Tell us a story..."Undated

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15 1 4.1.8 Sam, tell us a story..Undated

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15 1 4.1.9 Papa bird and mama bird had a baby bird and baby bird later becomes a papa bird Undated

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15 2-5 4.2 Catch Tales Undated 15 2 4.2.1 Patience, jackass, patienceUndated

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15 2 4.2.2 1q, 2q, 3q, 4q, 5q..Undated

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15 2 4.2.3 Brick layer has one extra brick and throws it away. Poodle that was thrown out of plane is found with a brick in its mouthUndated

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15 2 4.2.4 Pea Green SoupUndated

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15 2 4.2.5 What's up doc?Undated

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15 2 4.2.6 What do you call little box in front of car?Undated

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15 2 4.2.7 Person has invisible little brother in their pocket and asks someone to hold his coat while he does tricksUndated

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15 2 4.2.8 Man travels all around world looking for Siberian Peach Pie. When finally finds some, he orders another kind of pieUndated

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15 2 4.2.9 Four kids go to scary house; one dies of shock. Two weeks later, one gets burned to death after receiving letter of warning. Two weeks after that, one gets stabbed after receiving letter of warning. Two weeks later, last receives letter to beware of darkUndated

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15 3 4.2.10 Pulling a leg, just like I’m pulling yours. Undated

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15 4 4.2.11 A bunch of bull just like the rest of the story Undated

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15 4 4.2.12 Man takes wife's golden arm from grave; wife then appears to him demanding armUndated

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15 4 4.2.13 Little boys dress as ghosts and scare people when they take dime from houseUndated

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15 4 4.2.14 Doctor slept in attic of couple's house. During night, doctor woke up and found man standing over him with knife; man cut down hamUndated

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15 4 4.2.15 "Shut up [butt], I know what I'm doing!"Undated

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15 5 4.2.16 Man drops watch in lake and big fish swallows it. Later catches big fish and finds fish guts insideUndated

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15 5 4.2.17 Boy dropped coin in lake. Several years later, he caught fish and while cleaning it, struck something hardUndated

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15 5 4.2.18 "I want my liver."Undated

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15 5 4.2.19 The wise missionaryUndated

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15 6 4.3 Unfinished Tales 15 6 4.3.1 Penguin is able to swim in cold water because he says, "Radio, radio..." under his breathUndated

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15 6 4.3.2 Man kills wife when she asks him why he keeps black alligator in white pool and white alligator in black poolUndated

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15 6 4.3.3 Boy asks for Ping-Pong balls when he advances from grade to grade in schoolUndated

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15 6 4.3.4 Tin is bended and now my story's endedUndated

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15 6 4.3.5 Drunken worker is about to stab boss when boss dives for crack in tent and wakes upUndated

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15 7 4.0 Miscellaneous 15 7 4.0.1 Man is kidnapped by gypsies while on his way to nail storeUndated

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5 Tall Tales 5.1 Tales Dealing with Animals 15 8 5.1.1 Hunting Tales 15 8 5.1.1.1 Hunter kills bear so big that it's head was in Arkansas and it's tail was in Gulf of MexicoUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.2 Man catches twelve turkeys and kills two foxes, twelve geese, twelve ducks, and rabbit when his gun explodesUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.3 Man shoots five deer which were standing in lineUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.4 Deer rubs itself against tree until there is nothing left but neck and headUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.5 Man kills wounded elk by lassoing it and winding it around tree and then slitting it's throatUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.6 Man shoots deer with cherry stones as shot. The next year, he sees deer with cherry tree growing out of headUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.7 Man kills buffalo and then crawls inside carcass to keep warm during snowstormUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.8 Man can not decide which turkey to shoot so he aims between them; bullet splits and kills both of themUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.9 Man was such good shot that he salted his bullet so meat would not spoil before he got to itUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.10 Man outruns father while being chased by a bearUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.11 Man slit deer's throat while sliding on iceUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.12 Man killed buffalo and got into carcass to stay warm; carcass froze and he could not get out. Started thinking of all bad things he had done; felt so guilty and small that he could crawl out of carcassUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.13 Man cuts deer throat while riding on it's backUndated

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15 8 5.1.1.14 [People] on opossum hunt run into bear; crippled old man runs so fast that beat dogs homeUndated

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15 9 5.1.2 Fishing Tales 15 9 5.1.2.1 Man catches big fish after it had gotten away onceUndated

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15 9 5.1.2.2 Fish follows man everywhere he goes; fish falls in ditch and drownsUndated

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15 9 5.1.2.3 Man catches fish using chicken for bait, hay hook for hook, and block and tackle as lineUndated

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15 9 5.1.2.4 A-30-pound fish was caught using a cable Undated

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15 9 5.1.2.5 A big fish was cut open and there was a boy's arm in its bellyUndated

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15 9 5.1.2.6 Man discovered 300 pounds catfish, but never able to catch it Undated

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15 9 5.1.2.7 Fishing hook got snagged on a car in the water and a fish would roll up the window every time a man tries to unsnag the hook.Undated

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15 10-12 5.1.3 Wild Animals 15 10 5.1.3.1 Man plays violin to keep wolves from attacking himUndated

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15 10 5.1.3.2 Man turns attacking bear inside outUndated

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15 10 5.1.3.3 Hillside Galoots are animals that have two legs that are shorter so they can stand straight on hillsUndated

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15 10 5.1.3.4 Man disguises wolf trap by pouring urine from female dog in heat on itUndated

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15 10 5.1.3.5 Man milks bear in dark instead of cowUndated

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15 10 5.1.3.6 Man who lost horse, roped bear and rode it into townUndated

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15 10 5.1.3.7 Two old hunters lure bears into cabin so young man can skin bearsUndated

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15 10 5.1.3.8 Man catches rattlesnakes with bare handsUndated

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15 10 5.1.3.9 Man who is surrounded gets away by turning mountain lion inside out and then throwing it at bear and tiger; knocking them into river where alligator eats themUndated

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15 10 5.1.3.10 Mosquitoes drain blood from two sheepUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.11 Mosquitoes are so thick that smoke from fire can not riseUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.12 Mosquitoes puncture spare tire of carUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.13 Mosquitoes' stingers so long they went through side of water tankUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.14 Mosquitoes carry off wagon and several sheepUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.15 Two mosquitoes say they had better eat person there; so big one would not get the personUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.16 Tarantula as big as steering wheel crawled across roadUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.17 Rattlesnake bites drunken man and dies because of alcoholUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.18 Man takes grasshopper from rattlesnake; gives whiskey as tradeUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.19 Mosquitoes are so big they have landing strip and air showUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.20 Bear tries to shake ranger out of tree; when ranger does not fall, bear gets beaverUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.21 Kanackity cat is cross between cat and skunkUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.22 Man being chased in circles around stump by bear cuts the bear off piece by piece and feeds it to itselfUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.23 Trapper kills wolf that is so big that when slung over a horse, tail drags on one side and nose on other sideUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.24 Man escapes wolves by throwing meat to them while running awayUndated

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15 11 5.1.3.25 Men see catfish size of small truckUndated

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15 12 5.1.3.26 Man puts on track shoes to outrun his friend while being chased by a bearUndated

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15 12 5.1.3.27 Man is on a run from a gorilla chased, but only to find out that it was just a Tag game Undated

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15 13 5.1.4 Domestic Animals 15 13 5.1.4.1 Hunting dog able to smell bear hairs, flush out Bob White birds, and cries when hunter missesUndated

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15 13 5.1.4.2 Dog went into pocket but could not be found. Next spring, hunter found skeleton of dog still in pointUndated

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15 13 5.1.4.3 Coon dog so smart it would find coon to fit stretching boardUndated

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15 13 5.1.4.4 Man yells "Whoa!" while Indians are eating his reliable horse; horse stopped and choked IndiansUndated

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15 13 5.1.4.5 Man yells "Whoa!" just before he and horse hit ground; horse stops mid-airUndated

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15 13 5.1.4.6 Wise old horse goes to blacksmith when it's horseshoes are too tightUndated

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15 13 5.1.4.7 Two cats tied together by tails; hung over clothes line. In morning, there is nothing left but knot in tailsUndated

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15 13 5.1.4.8 Horses freeze to death when corn in field pops because of heatUndated

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15 13 5.1.4.9 Sid the horseman made a jump that nobody else could on a horse.Undated

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15 14-16 5.2 Remarkable Person 15 14 5.2.1 Boy will not go to town with friends because he will not wash his hands and faceUndated

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15 14 5.2.2 Friends of student who drinks a lot put intestines of cadaver in toilet to get student to stop drinkingUndated

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15 14 5.2.3. Man dug so many post holes in one day that it took three days to walk homeUndated

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15 14 5.2.4 Man hangs upside down in hayloft for three weeksUndated

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15 14 5.2.5 Man cuts hundred acre field in four daysUndated

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15 14 5.2.6 Man can carry two salt barrels that usually take two men to lift one barrelUndated

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15 14 5.2.7 Man rode into camp on bear with rattlesnake as whip and had mountain lion on shoulderUndated

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15 14 5.2.8 Man jumps, does flip, touches ceiling, does another flip and then lands on feetUndated

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15 14 5.2.9 Man throws a jake staff out of rolling truck and kills elk with itUndated

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15 14 5.2.10 Man outruns Indians on horsebackUndated

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15 14 5.2.11 Man out-drove storm but back of wagon filled with snowUndated

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15 14 5.2.12 Man turns down ride in car because he is in hurryUndated

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15 14 5.2.13 Boy outruns snake and leaves shape of boy in screen doorUndated

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15 14 5.2.14 Old people were quick-frozen to save food in winterUndated

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15 14 5.2.15 Man tells another man time twenty years after second man had asked himUndated

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15 15 5.2.16 Man crossed milkweed with strawberries to provide strawberries and cream from vineUndated

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15 15 5.2.17 Man figures exactly how many nails are required to build homeUndated

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15 15 5.2.18 "I don't know the man in the robes, but the man next to him is so and so."Undated

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15 15 5.2.19 Man who never gets nervous, gets in saddle backwards when dam breaksUndated

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15 15 5.2.20 Man bakes biscuits with sand in them so he will not have to cook anymoreUndated

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15 15 5.2.21 Man fights dog while he's buried up to waist; bites dog's nose to winUndated

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15 15 5.2.22 Railroad camp is so bad that dead men were eaten for breakfastUndated

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15 15 5.2.23 One Siamese twin has heart attack but other dies from itUndated

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15 15 5.2.24 Russian Jew wants to immigrate to Israel, brings statue head with himUndated

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15 15 5.2.25 Daughter writes a check of $1500 instead of giving cash as requested by her deceased dadUndated

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15 16 5.2.26 A woman bets $500,000 that she can get the Preside of the Bank to drop his pant in front of everyone Undated

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15 16 5.2.27 A sales clerk didn't care who pays for the merchandise so the customers just walked out without payingUndated

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15 16 5.2.28 A man borrowed ten dollars, but he didn't have to pay it back to make it evenUndated

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15 16 5.2.29 A man uses his wooden leg to save himself from the Indians Undated

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15 17 5.3 Plants, Fruits and Vegetables 15 17 5.3.1 Trees twisted because chipmunk ran around branches of it while owl sat on top looking for chipmunkUndated

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15 17 5.3.2 Trees twisted because ratchet worm would twist top of treeUndated

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15 17 5.3.3 "Your friend will be a vegetable for the rest of his life"Undated

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15 17 5.3.4 What's green, wears a cape and flies through the air?Undated

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15 17 5.3.5 What did the banana say to the carrot?Undated

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15 17 5.3.6 What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? Undated

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15 17 5.3.7 How do you get vegetables out of the wheel chair?Undated

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15 17 5.3.8 Why did the plane crash? (Because the pilot was a tomato)Undated

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15 17 5.3.9 What is red and goes up and down?Undated

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15 18 5.4 Geography and Topography 15 18 5.4.1 Mountains echo so much that girl yelled at night and it came back just in time to wake her up in morningUndated

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15 18 5.4.2 Land so flat that can see forty miles when standing on sardine canUndated

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15 18 5.4.3 Texas corn so big that twenty-nine crows can stand on one earUndated

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15 18 5.4.4 Swimming pool shaped like footprint made by Paul BunyanUndated

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15 18 5.4.5 Water so hard that magnet is used to draw it to surfaceUndated

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15 18 5.4.6 Water drains clockwise north of equator and counter clockwise south of itUndated

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15 19-20 5.5 Weather and Climate 15 19 5.5.1 Steer blown against fence so long that starved to deathUndated

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15 19 5.5.2 Valley so cold that railroad tracks huddle together to stay warmUndated

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15 19 5.5.3 North wind hits suddenly and freezes water mid-airUndated

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15 19 5.5.4 So cold mercury in thermometer broke through bottom and ran six inches down broom handleUndated

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15 19 5.5.5 Snow so deep that people have to crawl down chimneysUndated

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15 19 5.5.6 Freeze comes so fast that herds of cattle would freeze and then thaw in SpringUndated

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15 19 5.5.7 Wind drives piece of straw through fence postUndated

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15 19 5.5.8 When wind stopped blowing, telephone pole fell overUndated

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15 19 5.5.9 Snow so deep that you could walk over fencesUndated

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15 19 5.5.10 All four seasons can be seen in one hourUndated

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15 19 5.5.11 So hot that dog was chasing coyote and both were walkingUndated

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15 19 5.5.12 Wind and dust so thick that gophers were burrowing fifteen feet in airUndated

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15 19 5.5.13 Wind blew so hard that fence in Alberta was blown mile into SaskatchewanUndated

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15 19 5.5.14 Farmers plow using sharp-shod horses so they will not slip on ice in SpringUndated

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15 19 5.5.15 Man ties horse to pole in winter; chinook came and melted snow and man found horse tied to steepleUndated

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15 20 5.5.16 Horse have to run to keep sleigh runners on snow during chinook windsUndated

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15 20 5.5.17 Man flung saddle across post in winter; chinook melted snow and saddle was on top of telephone poleUndated

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15 20 5.5.18 Man took wife to doctor when reins frozen. When got to town, ground was dry and when they got home dog died of thirstUndated

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15 20 5.5.19 People were lying on ground because wind had stopped blowingUndated

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15 20 5.5.20 Farmers' only crop is rocks and they have to set traps to catch themUndated

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15 20 5.5.21 Got so hot that corn in field popped and mule froze to deathUndated

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15 20 5.5.22 Bale of hay freezes in mid-air and comes down three months laterUndated

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15 20 5.5.23 Fence riders find cowboy buried up to hat by sand storm with horse underneath himUndated

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15 20 5.5.24 One winter it snowed seventy feet and froze all buffaloUndated

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15 21-22 5.6 Absurd Logic or Lack of Logic 15 21 5.6.1 Harness that is wet stretches but dries next day and pulls wagon in twoUndated

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15 21 5.6.2 Boy without navel given one by using Phillip's screw driverUndated

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15 21 5.6.3 Man makes hot chili, takes crap and year later find coyotes still warming hands over itUndated

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15 21 5.6.4 Skin of deer shot in light of moon and keeps stretching; skin of deer shot in dark keeps shrinkingUndated

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15 21 5.6.5 Train keeps backing up because it is afraid of ladies' umbrellasUndated

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15 21 5.6.6 Bourbon, blonde and barefoot boyUndated

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15 21 5.6.7 Airplanes dump green paint over submarines so periscopes will not work. As result, submarines go higher until they can be shot out of airUndated

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15 21 5.6.8 Hodja says that neighbor's pan had died so he could not return itUndated

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15 21 5.6.9 Boy keeps adding water to pot of rice until whole camp is filled with itUndated

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15 21 5.6.10 Man tries to read newspaper to cover up illiteracy but it is upside downUndated

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15 21 5.6.11 Lady grabs boy in store thinking it is her son who had died earlier. Boy ends up buying groceriesUndated

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15 21 5.6.12 Man leaning on shovel will hit the dog that peed on him because he didn't have another shovelUndated

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15 21 5.6.13 Man turned cows upside down to milk them so he could get creamUndated

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15 21 5.6.14 Tourist will not believe that cat is knocking down boulder to prevent avalancheUndated

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15 21 5.6.15 Carpenter hits thumb again to teach it lesson for getting hit first timeUndated

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15 22 5.6.16 Lady signed all of checks and then lost checkbookUndated

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15 22 5.6.17 Mosquito so large, it landed in an airport and got filled with gasUndated

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15 22 5.6.18 Smartest man in the world takes boy scouts backpack instead of parachuteUndated

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15 22 5.6.19 Man didn't believe that he had picked up a witch hitch-hiking Undated

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15 22 5.6.20 If you don't have a lawnmower, you must be a (explicit)Undated

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15 23 5.0 Miscellaneous 15 23 5.0.1 Pregnant lady says she was not in condition when she got on slow moving trainUndated

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15 23 5.0.2 Young man loses engagement ring and then digs up mountain looking for itUndated

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15 23 5.0.3 Man removes body and gets in coffin to see how comfortable it isUndated

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15 23 5.0.4 Inexperienced nurse causes patient's foot to become crippled because she gave wrong shotUndated

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