UUS_folkcoll008a_10.xml Guide to the Utah State University student folklore genre collection of riddles1970-2018 Utah State University student folklore genre collection of riddles1970-2018 Finding aid created by Heidi Williams, Summer 2016 Utah State University, Merrill Cazier Library, Special Collections & Archives
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UUS_FOLK COLL 8a_Group 10: Riddles Fife Folklore Archives Utah State University student folklore genre collection of riddles 1970-2018 6 boxes 3 linear feet Riddles collected by undergraduate students in USU (1970 to 2013) and BYU (1970 to 1978) folklore classes. Collected primarily in Utah, the items focus principally on folklore of the Western U.S. Collection materials are in English. Restrictions

Open to public research. To access the collection a patron must have the following information: collection number, series number, sub-series number, if applicable, box number and folder number (or image number).

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The items in the Student Folklore Genre Collection were collected by USU and BYU students in folklore and anthropology classes as part of course requirements and deposited in the Fife Folklore Archives by the instructor. Duplicates of BYU student items are housed at BYU's William A. Wilson Folklore Archives. The materials in Group 10: Riddles cover the period from approximately 1970 to 2013. The collection was created in 1978 by William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd.

Utah State University student folklore genre collection of riddles, 1970-2018. (FOLK COLL 8a: Group 10, box, folder). Utah State University. Special Collections and Archives Department.

The Fife Folklore Archives Student Folklore Genre Collection consists of folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Utah State University folklore classes from the late 1960s to the present and folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Brigham Young University folklore and anthropology classes during 1960-1978. Most items include informant data, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The items of folklore are in text form on 8 ½ x 11 sheets of line-free paper. Since, 1999 genre items also include release forms. The materials do not circulate. The collection is separated into ten groups:

Group 1: customs (foodways) Group 2: belief Group 3: speech Group 4: tales and jokes Group 5: songs Group 6: games and pranks Group 7: legends: character, contemporary, etiological, human condition, supernatural non-religious and supernatural religious Group 8: material culture Group 9: e-lore: electronically transmitted folklore (Xerox, facsimile and e-mail) Group 10: Riddles

In the late 1960s, folklore courses were first taught at USU by Professor Austin Fife. At this time, Fife (a French professor) had his students collect items of folklore on pre-printed index cards. The information on the cards has now been transferred to 8 ½ x 11 sheets of paper and the items have been added to the genre collection. At about the same time (1967) at Brigham Young University (BYU) in Provo, Utah, Professor William A. Wilson began teaching folklore classes. Wilson had his students collect folklore using both genre collections and major project (focused) collections. The genre items were separated and filed by genre. Also included in the BYU genre collection were items from two other BYU professors who had their students collect folklore: John Sorenson and Thomas Cheney. The student collections from Sorenson and Cheney were given to Wilson and he added them to the genre collection along with his students' work. On these items, in the upper right hand corner above all other information, Wilson noted "SC" for Sorenson Collection and "CC" for Cheney Collection.

In 1978, William A. Wilson left Brigham Young University to direct the newly established Folklore Program and Folklore Archives at Utah State University. Wilson brought to USU the student genre collection that he had amassed at BYU, with a copy of the genre collection remaining at the BYU library. At the USU folklore archives (later named the Fife Folklore Archives for Austin and Alta Fife), William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd used the already sorted BYU materials when creating the collection classification system. This classification system, with its roots in the Finnish archive tradition, is still used at the Fife Folklore Archives.

Wilson was at USU until 1985 when he returned to BYU to head the English Department. However, the BYU administration gave him a year's leave of absence to copy all the student materials in the Fife Folklore Archives at USU and bring them with him to BYU. Wilson notes: "Hannele [wife] and I practically lived in the USU archive. Max [Peterson, Director of the Merrill Library] brought a copy machine into the archive, and we copied day after day. First we copied the entire BYU genre collection. Then we copied all the items in the accumulated genre piles [of USU items]." Thus, in 1985 the BYU and USU folklore genre and focused collections were identical. During the following years, William A. Wilson and later Kristi Bell at BYU's Folklore Archives (now named the William A. Wilson Folklore Archives) and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and later Randy Williams at the Fife Folklore Archives at USU worked to maintain the same classification system at both universities' folklore archives. However, the materials submitted by students from the two universities began, of course, to differ from each other, as students generally collect the kinds of materials their professors talk about in class.

In 1985 Professor Barre Toelken came to USU (from the University of Oregon) to direct the Folklore Program. He continued the folklore-collecting legacy that Austin Fife and William A. Wilson began. Over the years Professors Steve Siporin, Patricia Gardner, Jan Roush, Jeannie Thomas, Lisa Gabbert and Lynne McNeill and instructors Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd, Randy Williams, and Michael Christensen (and others) have all had their students collect and deposit folklore items to the Fife Folklore Archives. And thus, the USU Student Genre Collection continues to grow. The format has changed somewhat over the years to reflect the trends in folkloristics. As stated above, many of the early submissions had little contextual data, and often limited, if any, informant data. William A. Wilson created a collecting format that included: informant data, contextual data, and text (item of folklore). Barre Toelken and Randy Williams added "texture" to the format of genre collections, allowing the collector to give "the feel" of the item to potential researchers. In in 1998, students were asked to include release forms with their genre items, following a trend in the folklore field that addresses not only the item (which in some cases, like a joke, may been seen as part of the public domain materials and therefore not needing a release) but also the performance of the lore (and therefore necessary for a release from the performer informant). In 2002, the collection was moved from hundreds of three-ringed binders to archival folders and boxes, making the collection more physically stable and easier to manage and use. In 2003, the collection finding aids were encoded in HTML as a means of hosting them on-line for greater research accessibility. In 2012, the finding aids were hosted in EAD.

Arrangement: Topical.

The USU Student Folklore Genre Collection: Group 10: Riddles consists of approximately 1,000 individual items of riddles collected by undergraduate students. Most items include informant, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The materials reflect both insider (esoteric) and outsider (exoteric) views of a folk group and may be prejudiced or stereotyped.

Comparision Riddles Riddling Questions Detective Riddles Riddles about Race (includes racist riddles Riddles and Religion Political Riddles Conundrums Spoonerisms Droodles Gestures Puzzles Pretended Obscene Riddles Palindrome

Forms one of ten subgroups in the Utah State University student genre collection, housed in the Fife Folklore Archives. Guide to folklore collecting assignments.

For items submitted since December 2017, please see Student Folklore Fieldwork, housed in DigitalCommons.

 Folklore and Folklife Utah State University. Folklore Program. Folklore archives--Utah. Folklore--West (U.S.) Riddles. Wit and humor--Folklore. Riddles Riddling Questions--Folklore. 1 Comparisons 1 1 1.1 Comparisons to Persons 1 1 1.1.1 What has eyes and cannot see?/A hundred eyes and never a nose. A potatoUndated

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 1 1 1.1.2 What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? A manUndated

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 1 1 1.1.3 What has three legs, but does not walk?Undated

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 1 1 1.1.4 What has a tongue, but can't talk? A shoe. /I have six eyes, but cannot see. I have a tongue, but cannot taste. I have a soul, but cannot feelUndated

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 1 1 1.1.5 Two best friends who are always chasing each otherUndated

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 1 1 1.1.6 What is the difference between the Army and the Boy Scouts?Undated

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 1 1 1.1.7 What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball teamUndated

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 1 1 1.1.8 What is the difference between a school teacher and a cashier? One tills the mind and the other minds the tillUndated

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 1 1 1.1.9 What is the difference between a postage stamp and a woman? A stamp is a mail fee and a woman is a femaleUndated

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 1 2 1.2 Comparisons to Animals 1 2 1.2.1 If you don't leave me alone, I'm going to give you six dead white horses and a red wagon!Undated

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 1 2 1.2.2 What has a mouth, four eyes, but no head?Undated

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 1 2 1.2.3 What's the difference between a city mouse and a country mouse?Undated

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 1 3 1.3 Comparisons to PlantsUndated 1 3 1.3.1 Undated 1 4 1.4 Comparisons to Things/Places/IdeasUndated 1 4 1.4.1 What kind of bed has no legs?Undated

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 1 4 1.4.2 It is just bone and skin, but can flyUndated

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 1 4 1.4.3 Through its doors lie your richest memoriesUndated

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 1 4 1.4.4 What is the difference between chopping up an onion verses a babpipe?Undated

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 1 4 1.4.5 Not a person, not a king, but is wearing rainbow colors? ClotheslineUndated

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 1 4 1.4.6 What is brown and sounds like a bell? DungUndated

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 1 4 1.4.7 What has wheels and flies? A garbage truckUndated

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 1 4 1.4.8 When is a car not a car? When it turns into a drivewayUndated

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 1 4 1.4.9 What has citites, but no houses; forests, but no trees; rivers, but no water? A mapUndated

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 1 4 1.4.10 Two heads I have and strange as it may be, I can found in every army...a drumUndated

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 1 4 1.4.11 I often murmer, but never weep; lie in bed, but never sleep...a riverUndated

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 1 4 1.4.12 Round as a saucer, deep as a saucer, three legs, cannot run, two ears and cannot hear...a pocket watchUndated

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 1 4 1.4.13 Lots of them go to the spring, but none of them ever drink. FootprintsUndated

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 1 5 1.5 Comparisons to Food 1 5 1.5.1 How is an orange and a banana alike?Undated

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 1 5 1.5.2 Why is an orange an orange?Undated

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 1 5 1.5.3 Patch up patch without any stiches. A cabbage patchUndated

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 1 5 1.5.4 Who is the defender of all, flies like a bullet, is as strong as a wall, and is purple? Super Grape!Undated

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 1 5 1.5.5 What is tall, long, yellow, and rides a white horse? The Lone BananaUndated

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 1 6 1.6 Enumerations of Comparisons 1 6 1.6.1 What is greater than God, worse than the devil, dead men eat it, but if a living man eats it he will die? NothingUndated

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 1 6 1.6.2 Round as a biscuit, busy as a bee, prettiest little thing you ever did seeUndated

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 1 6 1.6.3 Round as a saucer, deeper than a cup, all the Mississippi can't fill me upUndated

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 1 6 1.6.4 Patch upon patch, hole in the middle, if you can guess this riddle, I will give you a golden fiddleUndated

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 1 6 1.6.5 What is yellow, has four legs, and weighs 1000 pounds?Undated

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 1 6 1.6.6 The maker didn't want it, the buyer didn't need it, the user never knew itUndated

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 1 6 1.6.7 Up a chit cherry, down a chit cherry, nobody can find chit cherryUndated

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 1 6 1.6.8 Voiceless it cries, wingless it flutters, toothless it bites, mouthless it mutters. What is it? WindUndated

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 1 6 1.6.9 Thirty white horses on a red hill, now they tramp, now they champ, now they all stand still. What is it? Your teeth!Undated

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 1 6 1.6.10 Little Nancy/Nanny Etticoat, in a white petticoat, and a red nose, the longer she stands, the shorter she grows. What is she? A candleUndated

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 1 6 1.6.11 Old Mother Twitchit, she has but one eye and a long tail which she lets fly. Every time she goes through a gap, she leaves a bit of her tail in a trap. A needle and threadUndated

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 1 6 1.6.12 Water surrounded by clouds, clouds surrounded by stone, stone surrounded by earthUndated

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 1 6 1.6.13 What has a beak, but cannot sing; wings, but cannot fly; flys, but cannot stand; and eyes, but cannot see? A dead birdUndated

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 2 Riddling Questions 2.1 Riddling Questions about Persons 2 1 2.1.1 The Avon LadyUndated

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 2 1 2.1.2 Ben GayUndated

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 2 1 2.1.3 Kamikaze ReunionUndated

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 2 1 2.1.4 GhostsUndated

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 2 1 2.1.5 Mucus McKaneUndated

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 2 1 2.1.6 Where does the Lone Ranger take out his garbage?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.7 Do your feet smell and your nose run?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.8 Did you hear about the man who just had an optharectumy?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.9 Did you hear about the man who had a dog with no legs?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.10 Why did the man jump off the Empire State Building and jump back again?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.11 Do you know why Aggies always have to drink hot water?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.12 What lies on an ocean floor and quivers?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.13 Hellen KellerUndated

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 2 1 2.1.14 How did Hitler tie his little shoesies?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.15 What is brown and greasy and rides a horse? Roy RodriquezUndated

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 2 1 2.1.16 What language do police in the Vatican speak? Pig LatinUndated

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 2 1 2.1.17 Moron/Little Moron/Big MoronUndated

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 2 1 2.1.18 TarzanUndated

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 2 1 2.1.19 The Lone RangerUndated

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 2 1 2.1.20 VampiresUndated

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 2 1 2.1.21 Euell GibbonsUndated

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 2 1 2.1.22 Why are workers in the newspaper corporation slow?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.23 Why are fishermen good correspondents?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.24 What is the only nail a carpenter hates to hit? His fingernailUndated

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 2 1 2.1.25 If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile ToeUndated

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 2 1 2.1.26 Why is your heart like a policeman?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.27 What kind of fruit is on a dime? A date! Undated

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 2 1 2.1.28 What do you call a man without any arms or legs swimming in a pool of water? BobUndated

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 2 1 2.1.29 The letter of the alphabet that Uncle Sam wants? UUndated

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 2 1 2.1.30 What's red and runs across a tennis court?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.31 If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? The PilgrimsUndated

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 2 1 2.1.32 Why didn't they have turkey in Plains Georgia this Thanksgiving?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.33 Who is the most famous inventor? Pat PendingUndated

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 2 1 2.1.34 What happened to the parachute jumper who was given a fabulous bonus in check form and was so excited he jumped out of the plane without his parachute?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.35 What do you do when you feel run down?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.36 Did you hear about the streaker who was apprehended in the church?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.37 Boyscouts/GirlscoutsUndated

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 2 1 2.1.38 Guess who's back?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.39 Elvis PresleyUndated

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 2 1 2.1.40 Dr. DreUndated

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 2 1 2.1.41 Baseball Player/CatcherUndated

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 2 1 2.1.42 What do you get when you mix ESP and PMS? A bitch who knows everythingUndated

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 2 1 2.1.43 When are your eyes not eyes?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.44 What do you call a cook who can't hear? A deaf chefUndated

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 2 1 2.1.45 I am yellow and green and sometimes carry an umbrella. What am I? An Oregon DuckUndated

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 2 1 2.1.46 What is red and pink and cries? A baby playing with razor bladesUndated

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 2 1 2.1.47 What do you call a man who is old and walks around with a sawed off cane and knows only one profession?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.48 How many football players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but he gets three credits for it!Undated

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 2 1 2.1.49 Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby is a little biggerUndated

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 2 1 2.1.50 What did Donny Osmond say when he looked in the mirror?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.51 Did you hear that Elivis has been sighted in Marion, Utah?Undated

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 2 1 2.1.52 What do Harley Davidson's and Hoover vacuums have in common?Undated

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 2.2 Riddling Questions about Animals 2 2 2.2.1 A walrus with a bazookaUndated

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 2 2 2.2.2 What did one bird say to the other bird when a jet flew by?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.3 What do you get when you cross a sheep with a porkipine? A sweater which knits itselfUndated

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 2 2 2.2.4 What's black, and dagerous, and sits up in a tree? A crow with a machine gunUndated

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 2 2 2.2.5 About Elephants

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 2 2 2.2.5.1 What do you do when you're swallowed by an elephant? Run around until you're all pooped out!Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.2 Why shouldn't you walk through the forest between the hours of five to seven?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.3 Why do elephants lie on their backs?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.4 Why did the elephant wear yellow tennies?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.5 Why did the elephant marry the mouse?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.6 How can you tell if you've passed an elephant?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.7 Why do elephants have flat feet?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.8 How can you tell if an elephant has been in the refrigerator?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.9 What are an elephant's back legs doing when his front legs are going 500 miles an hour?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.10 Why does the elephant step on the marshmallows?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.11 What does an elephant do when his two hind legs have been cut off?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.12 What do you call a girl elephant that hitch hikes?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.13 How can you tell when there is an elephant in bed with you?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.14 How do you make an elephant float?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.15 Why were the elephants kicked off the beach?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.16 How can you tell when there is an elephant in the shower with you?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.17 What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant flatus?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.18 How do you know when an elephant has been making love in your back yard?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.19 What is red and white on the outside and gray and white on the inside? Campbell's Cream of Elephant SoupUndated

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 2 2 2.2.5.20 How do you fit an elephant into a Safe Way shopping cart?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.21 How do you put four elephants in a Volkswagon?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.22 Why did the elephant paint a white stipe down his back?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.23 Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.24 Why do elephants have flat feet?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.5.25 What is red and has large ears? An elephant imitating a strawberryUndated

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 2 2 2.2.5.26 Why shouldn't you walk through the forest between the hours of two and four? Because that's when the elephants jump out of treesUndated

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 2 2 2.2.6 If there are two flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.7 What is green and red and gurgles? A frog in a blenderUndated

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 2 2 2.2.8 Where does dragon milk come from?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.9 Why are anteaters so healthy?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.10 What is black and white and red all over? A skunk who didn't mean toUndated

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 2 2 2.2.11 What do you call a dog without any front or back legs?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.12 What is left after a forest fire?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.13 What do you call a chicken skin diver?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.14 What chases a lizard across the desert?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.15 Where does a 3,000 lb. canary sleep?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.16 What would you say if you saw a werewolf, a monster, a vampire, and a witch?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.17 How much do monsters weigh?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.18 What is Smokey the Bear's middle name?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.19 What do you get when you stick three ducks in a box?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.20 Bears in pairs wander through the forest and gather around the waterhole..Undated

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 2 2 2.2.21 A man rode a donkey across a bridge, yet he walked. How can this be? Yet was his dogUndated

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 2 2 2.2.22 What do you get when you cross a rat and a sheep? A poodleUndated

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 2 2 2.2.23 Why does a stork stand on one leg?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.24 What is a Newfie Air Force? MosquitosUndated

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 2 2 2.2.25 Polar Bears are White: If there were a house with all four walls facing south and a bear were to come alongside the house, what color would the bear be?/What kind of bear is it?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.26 On which side of the bear do you find the most hair? OutsideUndated

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 2 2 2.2.27 If a dictonary goes from A to Z, what goes from Z to A? ZebraUndated

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 2 2 2.2.28 A panda bear walked into a restaurant...What did the dictionary say?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.29 Though it is not an ox, it has horns; though it is not an ass, it has a packsaddle; and wherever it goes, it leaves silver behind. What is it? A snailUndated

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 2 2 2.2.30 What do you get when you cross a preying mantis with a termite?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.31 What has the head of a cat, the body of a cat, and the tail of a cat, but is not a cat?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.32 Down in the meadow, an old gray mare, lift her tail and sop your bread there. What is it?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.33 What is a cart pulled by a fire breathing creature?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.34 What looks up, and what looks down, and if you see them, you see brown?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.35 A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it? His horse's name is FridayUndated

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 2 2 2.2.36 A youngeter's hut without a door./A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet within golden treasure is hid. What is it? An eggUndated

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 2 2 2.2.37 When is a cat, not a cat? When it is a kitten!Undated

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 2 2 2.2.38 What is red and black and white all over? A skunk in a blenderUndated

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 2 2 2.2.39 What is brown and scaly and jumps from bed to bed? A horny toadUndated

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 2 2 2.2.40 What is black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebraUndated

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 2 2 2.2.41 Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.42 Out of the eater came forth meat and out of the strong came forth sweetness. Honeybomb in a lion's carcassUndated

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 2 2 2.2.43 How do ten cows have only twenty-four feet?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.44 If you have ten seep in a pasture and one finds a hole in the fence, how many sheep do you have left?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.45 What has two hundred teeth and says, "Beware of dog?" A picket fence with a sign on itUndated

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 2 2 2.2.46 What do you get after you put a gopher in the microwave? A tiny gopher ballonUndated

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 2 2 2.2.47 A life without breath, skin cold as death. Never thirsting, always drinking. All in mail, never clinking. What is it? FishUndated

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 2 2 2.2.48 A centipede and a cockroach go to the supermarket to get food. Which will come back first?Undated

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 2 2 2.2.49 He'll always be a pussy, he'll never be a cat. What do you think of that? A pussy willow treeUndated

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 2 2 2.2.50 How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? The Lion King is hosting an animal conference..Undated

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 2 2 2.2.51 Behind the barn at early morn, I heard a herald blow his horn, his bread was flesh, his mouth a horn, the like of him was never born. What is it? A roosterUndated

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 2 2 2.2.52 1 leg = a lamb, 2 legs = a man, 3 legs = a stool, 4 legs = a dogUndated

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 2.3 Riddling Questions about Plants 2 3 2.3.1 What is always climbing, but never moving? A vineUndated

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 2 4 2.4.2 What were those armored truck deals with guns that drive on treads that they used in World War II?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.3 What's brown and sits on a piano bench?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.4 Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.5 What did the bald man say when he was given a comb?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.6 Have you heard about the new movie they're making that's a combination of Earthquake and The Towering Inferno?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.7 Did you hear that Harvard did an experiment and crossed an ape with a computer?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.8 Upon the hill there was a Mill. Around the Mill there was a Walk. Upon the walk there was a key. What is it?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.9 Rhymes with fiddle, but it's not a faddle; when my dad applies it, it causes me to raddle. What is it?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.10 Tear one off and scratch its head. What once was read is black insteadUndated

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 2 4 2.4.11 The man who makes it doesn't want it. The man who buys it doesn't use it. The man who uses it can't see it. What is it?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.12 What do homeless people have, rich people want, and if you eat it you will die? / What is it that poor men have, rich men need, and it you eat it it will kill you? NothingUndated

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 2 4 2.4.13 What is full of holes yet holds water?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.14 What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.15 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.16 What is little and brown and lies on the piano bench?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.17 What is black and white on the outside and has fuzz on the inside?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.18 What gets wet as it dries?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.19 What is black and white and red/read all over? A Newspaper!Undated

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 2 4 2.4.20 Why did the penny jump off the Empire State Building?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.21 Why is a schoolroom like a Ford?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.22 What is the biggest pencil in the world? PennsylvaniaUndated

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 2 4 2.4.23 Why did the North Dakotan's wedding end?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.24 How do you make a Utah driver mad? Just drive the speed limitUndated

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 2 4 2.4.25 What is red, green, blue, yellow, and orange and lays in the grass? A dead rainbowUndated

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 2 4 2.4.26 Did you hear about the water works in Logan?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.27 What does B.S., M.S., and Ph.D. mean?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.28 What is white and falls up? A retarded snowflakeUndated

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 2 4 2.4.29 Did you hear about the rope? Skip itUndated

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 2 4 2.4.30 Which state is round on the outside and high in the middle? O-HI-OUndated

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 2 4 2.4.31 A housefull, a hole full, but can't catch a bowl full. What is it? SmokeUndated

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 2 4 2.4.32 Why does fire die? Because it smokesUndated

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 2 4 2.4.33 What is the only thing that doesn't fit in this category? Gonnherea, AIDS, Herpes, or a house in GilletteUndated

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 2 4 2.4.34 What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? An umbrellaUndated

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 2 4 2.4.35 What has a million teeth and houses a hairy monster? A zipperUndated

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 2 4 2.4.36 Down in the field there is a red bull. He eats and eats and never gets full. What is he? A thrashing machineUndated

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 2 4 2.4.37 The more I eat, the more I live, but when I drink, I die. What am I? A fireUndated

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 2 4 2.4.38 The more you take away from me the bigger I get. What am I? A holeUndated

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 2 4 2.4.39 Why does the world go round and round?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.40 What do you drop when you need it and pick it up when you need it?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.41 What goes to Utah State University every day and does not make any tracks? The roadUndated

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 2 4 2.4.42 You can hang me on the wall, but if you take me down, you can't hang me up again. What am I? WallpaperUndated

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 2 4 2.4.43 What is bought by the yard and is worn by the foot? CarpetUndated

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 2 4 2.4.44 What spins and turns, but never moves an inch? A WindmillUndated

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 2 4 2.4.45 I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I? The letter EUndated

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 2 4 2.4.46 I went into the woods and go it. I sat down and looked for it. I left when I found it. What was it? SilverUndated

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 2 4 2.4.47 What are two words that contain thousands of letters? Post OfficeUndated

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 2 4 2.4.48 What is set on the table, served, but never eaten? A deck of cardsUndated

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 2 4 2.4.49 What builds up moutains, yet tears them down? SandUndated

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 2 4 2.4.50 What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An unbrellaUndated

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 2 4 2.4.51 What is a green house made of?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.52 What goes around the world, but stays in one corner? A stampUndated

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 2 4 2.4.53 I never was, am always to be, no one ever saw me, nor ever will, and yet I am the confidence of all to live and breath this terrestrial ball. What am I? TomorrowUndated

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 2 4 2.4.54 I guard small homes and great towers. I am small, but of great powers. But if my master should ever leave he should always safeguard me. A keyUndated

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 2 4 2.4.55 What goes far away and yet always stays. It is curved and it is straight and it can make you late? The roadUndated

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 2 4 2.4.56 Feed me and I live, give me drink and I die, what am I? FireUndated

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 2 4 2.4.57 There are two objects. Both have the same function. One has thousands of moving parts and the other has none. What are the objects? A watch and a sundialUndated

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 2 4 2.4.58 I'm in my house and every window I look out is south, where am I? The North PoleUndated

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 2 4 2.4.59 I am a monster that is really not there. I run from light, but surround everything else. I scare children. What am I? The darkUndated

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 2 4 2.4.60 What has four legs and one foot? A bedUndated

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 2 4 2.4.61 What has teeth, but can't bite? A combUndated

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 2 4 2.4.62 How far can you walk into a forest? Half way then you would be walking outUndated

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 2 4 2.4.63 What is green, sees all, and gets cut? GrassUndated

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 2 4 2.4.64 What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting, and a dog do on three legs? Shake handsUndated

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 2 4 2.4.65 It stands still, but runs around. A fenceUndated

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 2 4 2.4.66 I have no wings, but still I fly. I have no eyes and yet I cry. What am I? A cloudUndated

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 2 4 2.4.67 What object has keys that open no locks, space, but no room; you can enter, but not go in? A computer keyboardUndated

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 2 4 2.4.68 The part of the bird that is not in the sky. Who can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. It's shadowUndated

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 2 4 2.4.69 I drink in the blood of the Earth and the trees fear my roar, yet a man may hold me in his hands. A chain sawUndated

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 2 4 2.4.70 There is no way to buy me new. I will always be used no matter what. You can find me in all different sizes and shapes. If you break me i will always be useful. I can take the look of anything. The mirrorUndated

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 2 4 2.4.71 What has four I's, but can't see? MississippiUndated

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 2 4 2.4.72 What gets dry as it gets wet? A towelUndated

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 2 4 2.4.73 What's a name that appears in every book, but is not part of the story? PageUndated

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 2 4 2.4.74 There is a thing that nothing is And yet it has a name It is sometimes tall and sometimes short...What is it? A shadowUndated

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 2 4 2.4.75 What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, and once in a month, but not at all in a thousand years? The letter MUndated

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 2 4 2.4.76 What comes once in a minute, once in a month, and once in a century, but never in a day, a year, or a decade? The letter NUndated

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 2 4 2.4.77 What is as round as a an apple, as deep as a cup, and all the kinds horses can't pull it up? A wellUndated

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 2 4 2.4.78 What has four legs and four eyes and it can't walk and can't see? A stoneUndated

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 2 4 2.4.79 It goes all day and all night, but can't move from its place. A watchUndated

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 2 4 2.4.80 What has roots that nobody see, is taller than trees, up up it goes, yet never grows? A mountainUndated

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 2 4 2.4.81 What goes up and down, but never moves? StairsUndated

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 2 4 2.4.82 Two of one, Both are me, One is blind, One can see, One can lie, One will not, Only seen together. What'cha got? A mirror's reflectionUndated

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 2 4 2.4.83 Black within, red without, four corners, round about. A chimneyUndated

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 2 4 2.4.84 You're glad I came when I'm gone. You wish I'd leave when I'm there...GrowthUndated

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 2 4 2.4.85 What has a head, but does not think? A nailUndated

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 2 4 2.4.86 What is big enough to put your coat in, yet small enough to fit in the coat's pocket? A plastic bagUndated

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 2 4 2.4.87 What is the thing which someone has, but it is nonsense if he doesn't pass it to other people? MoneyUndated

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 2 4 2.4.88 What object goes up and down, but never touches the ground? The handle of a pumpUndated

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 2 4 2.4.89 What goes up, but never comes down? AgeUndated

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 2 4 2.4.90 We're five little things of an everyday sort. You can find us all in "A Tennis Court." What are we? The vowelsUndated

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 2 4 2.4.91 A riddle, a riddle, a ree, I saw a man pee, he peed so fast, he made me laugh. What was it? A road pipeUndated

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 2 4 2.4.92 What kind of water is without sand, what kind of king is without a land?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.93 This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers, gnaws iron, bites steel, grinds hard stones to meal, slays king, ruins town, and beats high moutain down. What am I? TimeUndated

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 2 4 2.4.94 Nobody knows what a boy is worth, we'll have to wait and see. But every man in a noble place, a boy once used to beUndated

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 2 4 2.4.95 Black I am and much admired, men seek for me until they're tired; when they find me, break my head, and take me from my resting bed. What am I?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.96 I know a thousand faces, and count the tailed heads, feasting bright upon the eyes...What am I?Undated

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 2 4 2.4.97 Clock RiddleUndated

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 2 4 2.4.98 Apple Box and Orange BoxUndated

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 2.5 Riddling Questions about Food 2 5 2.5.1 What is brown and white and leaves vapor trails? A Supersonic Peanut-butter SandwichUndated

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 2 5 2.5.2 What is green and flies through the air? Super PickleUndated

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 2 5 2.5.3 What is purple and flies? An Electric GrapeUndated

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 2 5 2.5.4 What did the hen say when she saw a plate of scrambled eggs? What a bunch of mixed up kidsUndated

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 2 5 2.5.5 What is red, hangs from a tree, and goes (make a clicking sound with your tongue)? A retarded appleUndated

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 2 5 2.5.6 What is yellow, hangs from a tree and is extreamly dangerous? A banana with a machine gunUndated

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 2 5 2.5.7 What's green and sits on your shoulder? A pet pickleUndated

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 2 5 2.5.8 What's green when it is red? Blue BerryUndated

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 2 5 2.5.9 What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?Undated

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 2 5 2.5.10 What is purple and goes bang, bang, bang, bang?Undated

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 2 5 2.5.11 Come a riddle, come a riddle, come a rot tot tot, a wee wee man in a red red coat, with a staff in his hand and a stone in his throat...What am I? A cherryUndated

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 2 5 2.5.12 What do you get when you put frogs and bees together in a towering inferno? Roasted frog legs with honeyUndated

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 2 5 2.5.13 What happens when a Thanksgiving turkey crosses a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!Undated

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 2 5 2.5.14 What is yellow and dangerous? A banana with a machine gunUndated

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 2 5 2.5.15 What room can no one enter? A mushroomUndated

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 2 5 2.5.16 There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house, inside the white house there was a red house, inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I? A watermelon. Undated

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 2 5 2.5.17 You throw away the outside, you cook the inside, and then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What am I? An ear of cornUndated

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 2 5 2.5.18 It appears to be gold, silver it is not. Open the box and you will know what it is. Banana. (riddle in Spanish)Undated

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 2 5 2.5.19 What has ears, but cannot hear? CornUndated

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 2 5 2.5.20 What is green and sings? Elvis ParsleyUndated

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 2 5 2.5.21 I have something in my hand that has never been exposed to air...What is it? An almond nut inside of its shellUndated

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 2 5 2.5.22 Where does the hamburger go to dance? The MeatballUndated

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 2.6 Cumulative Regular Riddling QuestionsUndated 2 6 2.6.1 Grapist/Grap-ist and GrapefruitUndated

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 2 6 2.6.2 Why do elephants have short fat legs? Follow up with: Why are there pigmies?Undated

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 2 6 2.6.3 Undated 2 6 2.6.4 What's life? It's a magazine. How much does it cost? Twenty-five cents. I only have a dime. Oh well, that's Life. What's Life? It's a magazineUndated

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 2 6 2.6.5 Fruits and Fairies and Birds and BeesUndated

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 2 6 2.6.6 There once was an old gun fighter..Undated

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 2 6 2.6.7 The Rooster and the EggUndated

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 2 6 2.6.8 Why do ducks have flat feet? Why do elephants have feathers between their toes?Undated

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 2 6 2.6.9 Where were the first doughnuts friend? When is a turkey like a ghost?Undated

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 2 6 2.6.10 Where can a man buy a cap for his knee, or a key to the lock of his hair?Undated

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 2 6 2.6.11 What does one man make, but does not want? What does one man buy, but seldom use. What does another man use, but does not know? A coffin/casketUndated

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 2 6 2.6.12 What can blind a man? What can make a man see? What can tear down mountains? What can build castles? SandUndated

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 2 7-10 2.7 Catch Questions 2 7 2.7.1 As I was going to St. IvesUndated

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 2 7 2.7.2 Elephant and PiecostUndated

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 2 7 2.7.3 There is a one story house and everything in this house is blue...What color is the staircase?Undated

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 2 8 2.7.4 What is red and smells like purple paint? Red paintUndated

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 2 8 2.7.5 How would you get out of a house that didn't have any doors or windows and all you had was a mirror and a table?Undated

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 2 8 2.7.6 Why are fire engines red? Therefore Fire Engines are redUndated

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 2 8 2.7.7 Adam and Eve and Pinch-Me-QuickUndated

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 2 8 2.7.8 I'll bet you a dollar I can tell where you got your shoesUndated

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 2 8 2.7.9 If you were in a sealed room with only a ball and a baseball bat, how would you get out?Undated

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 2 8 2.7.10 Rooster and Doorknob/DoorknockerUndated

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 2 8 2.7.11 What has twelve legs and walks downstairs backwards? Salt Lake Tribune. I don't get it. Neither does the Deseret NewsUndated

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 2 8 2.7.12 Railroad crossing look out for cars. Can you spell that without any R's? / Can you spell it without any R's?Undated

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 2 8 2.7.13 How many seeds of corn do you plant in a hill?Undated

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 2 8 2.7.14 What is tall and covered with snow and has ears? A mountain. MountaineersUndated

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 2 8 2.7.15 What has four legs, a tail, and barks? Dog. Oh, you've already heard it!Undated

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 2 8 2.7.16 There is a bag of money sitting in the middle of an intersection. Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, a smart waitress, and a dumb waitress...Who will get the money?Undated

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 2 8 2.7.17 Did you hear about the North Dakotan fish? It drownedUndated

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 2 8 2.7.18 What is the difference between one duck and the other? One feet are both the same. Which would you rather do or push a chain?Undated

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 2 8 2.7.19 If a man is born in Turkey, grows up in Italy, comes to America, and dies in Chicago, What is he? DeadUndated

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 2 8 2.7.20 Reverse Knock-KnockUndated

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 2 9 2.7.21 When is a pumpkin a squash? You throw it up in the air and SQUASH!Undated

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 2 9 2.7.22 Did you know you can't fly a kite inside the house?Undated

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 2 9 2.7.23 Why is it so bad to eat Turkey? Because of the big hole it leaves next to SyriaUndated

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 2 9 2.7.24 While eating an apple, what is worse than seeing a worm? Seeing a half worm!Undated

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 2 9 2.7.25 A hole doesn't have dirtUndated

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 2 9 2.7.26 What is blue and goes ding dong?Undated

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 2 9 2.7.27 What was the President of the United States name in 1920? Richard M. Nixon, he hasn't changed itUndated

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 2 9 2.7.28 Where would the survivors be buried? They don't bury survivorsUndated

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 2 9 2.7.29 What do you get when you put two halves of U238 together? A whole!Undated

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 2 9 2.7.30 What time is it?Undated

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 2 9 2.7.31 A rooster doesn't lay eggsUndated

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 2 9 2.7.32 An electric train doesn't have smokeUndated

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 2 9 2.7.33 The blind folden horseUndated

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 2 9 2.7.34 What's the difference between an elephant and an egg? If you don't know, I wouldn't send you to the store for a dozen eggsUndated

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 2 9 2.7.35 What is more dangerous than a lion? Two lions!Undated

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 2 9 2.7.36 Do you know what the definition of a loser is?Undated

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 2 9 2.7.37 How do you keep a homosexual in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrowUndated

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 2 9 2.7.38 If you were given a coin with the date 35 B.C. by an archaeologist, how would you know that he was a fraud?Undated

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 2 9 2.7.39 What does the toad say? What does the horny toad say?Undated

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 2 9 2.7.40 You know why men go bald, don't you?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.41 Once there was an old man who died supposedly leaving a great fortune to his children...Why?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.42 How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Looey-ville or Lu-uh-vul? FrankfortUndated

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 2 10 2.7.43 How much does a momma bull eat? There is no such thing as a momma bullUndated

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 2 10 2.7.44 If you walked into a dark room that had a lantern, a cirgarrette, and a kerosene heater and you had only one match, which would you light first? The matchUndated

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 2 10 2.7.45 If you were a bus driver/train engineer...What would the bus driver's name be?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.46 Which is heavier? Which weighs more?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.47 What's your name? How do you spell it?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.48 How many seconds are there in a year?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.49 Why can't people living within five miles of Logan cemetery be buried there? Because they are living/ You don't bury living peopleUndated

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 2 10 2.7.50 How much dirt is there in a hole that is one foot by one foot deep?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.51 What do you have when there is 30 cents made up of two coins and one of them is not a nickel?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.52 In a big business there is a beauty solan in the front and a cat house in back and one phone in the middle of the establishment. How would you answer the phone? Heads or tailsUndated

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 2 10 2.7.53 If a butcher weights 100 pounds on one foot, what does he weigh on two feet? MeatUndated

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 2 10 2.7.54 What question can never be answered yes? Are you asleep?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.55 Why do they put a fence around the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in thereUndated

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 2 10 2.7.56 A woman gave birth to thirteen children. Exactly half of them were girls. Explain how this could be. The other half were also girlsUndated

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 2 10 2.7.57 You know that geese fly in a v-shape right?...Do you know the reason that one line of birds is longer than the other line? It has more birds in itUndated

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 2 10 2.7.58 Did you know you will grow up to be a man before your mother?Undated

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 2 10 2.7.59 Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? Neither, he is a mouseUndated

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 2 10 2.7.60 Can a man marry his widow's sister? No, because if the man has a widow that means the man must be deadUndated

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 2 10 2.7.61 Joe's mom had three kids...What's the third one's name? JoeUndated

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 2 10 2.7.62 Two teams were playing baseball. The score was 11-0 yet no man had touched a base. How could the score be 11-0? Two girls teams were playingUndated

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 2 10 2.7.63 What will you get if eight is divided in half? Two zerosUndated

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 2.8 Nonsense Riddling Questions 2 11 2.8.1 Why a frong when he hops? Because the more he hops, the muchUndated

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 2 11 2.8.2 What do a grape and an elephant have in common?Undated

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 2 11 2.8.3 What is a flying mouse? Oh, a banana about that colorUndated

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 2 11 2.8.4 How long does it take for a cricket with a wooden leg to beat the seeds out of a dill pickle?Undated

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 2 11 2.8.5 A man without eyes saw plumbs/apples on a tree. He neither took plumbs nor left plumbs. How can this be? You already know the answerUndated

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 2 11 2.8.6 What is blue and goes din-a-ling? A blue ding-a-ligerUndated

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 2 11 2.8.7 Life decisions in a stormUndated

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 2 11 2.8.8 What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheelsUndated

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 2 11 2.8.9 Why did you kill yourself Mr. Poole?Undated

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 2 11 2.8.10 What's green and if it feel out of a tree, it would kill you? A pool tableUndated

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 2 11 2.8.11 Are you PT? Pregnant Teenager/Potty TrainedUndated

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 2 11 2.8.12 If an eagle was flying a mile high and dumped and it landed with enough force to break a two by four..Undated

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 2 11 2.8.13 Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh guess you heard that oneUndated

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 2 11 2.8.14 The pirate with the pig/parrot on his shoulderUndated

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 2.9 Detective Riddles (Narrative-like Riddles)Undated 2.1 1 2.9.1 A man walked into a bar, the bartender pulls a gun on him, sets it down, pours the man a glass of water...Nothing was said. What happened?Undated

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 2.1 1 2.9.2 Relation Riddles 2.1 1 2.9.2.1 The surgeon is the boy's motherUndated

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 2.1 1 2.9.2.2 Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's sonUndated

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 2.1 1 2.9.2.3 I am my own grandpaUndated

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 2.1 1 2.9.3 Cabin of a plane: There is a cabin in the middle of the woods/on a mountainside. There are people dead inside. How did they die?Undated

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 2.1 1 2.9.4 Poisoned Ice Cube Drinks: Two men walk into a bar and order the same drink...The second man dies and the first man walks out of the bar alive. What happened?Undated

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 2.1 1 2.9.5 The lighthouse: There was a man who turned his light off and went to bed...Upon seeing the front page of the newspaper, the man died of shock. Why?Undated

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 2.1 2 2.9.6 Cannibalism: A man/explorer goes into a restaurant after being rescued from a desert island/plane crash/Sahara/artic/ship wreck...Why did the man kill himself?Undated

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 2.1 2 2.9.7 The package with the amputated limbUndated

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 2.1 2 2.9.8 A midget is found dead in a pile of sawdust. Why? /If he would have seen the sawdust he would not have died. What happened?Undated

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 2.1 2 2.9.9 The music stopped and Johnny died/she fell to her death. What happened?Undated

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 2.1 3 2.9.13 Goldfish: Tom and Sally are lying dead on the floor. There is some water and broken glass. How did they die?Undated

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 2.1 3 2.9.14 A man is in a glass room/telephone booth dead. How did he die?Undated

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 2.1 3 2.9.15 Locked in a Room: You look in the mirror, you saw what you saw, you take the saw and cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, climb out the hole and get out of the roomUndated

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 2.1 3 2.9.17 A penny, nickle, dime, quarter: What is the name of the fourth child?Undated

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 2.1 3 2.9.18 Pick a door/road...What question do you ask?Undated

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 2.1 3 2.9.19 Green Glass Door: What do you take? Anything that has two of the same letters next to each other in the wordUndated

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 2.1 3 2.9.20 A man gets shot in the back of the head...The car is a convertibleUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.21 There was a man found dead in the desert with a straw in his hand. Why?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.22 There were two dead scuba divers found in a burnt forest. How did they get there and how did they die?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.23 The murderer could be neither put in prison or excuted. Why? She was a Siamese twinUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.24 A librarian finds some uniquely folded bills left in one of her returned books...How did she know the money belonged to him?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.25 There were three friends: a mousedeer, a goat, and a millipede...He was still putting on his hundred pairs of shoesUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.26 A wizard goes to take a bath...How does the wizard keep from drowning?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.27 The electricity goes off: How does the man know his wife is dead/dieing? She is on life supportUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.28 A farmer had three sons...Whichever could fill the room up the most would be his successor...What did he buy?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.29 We were born on the same day, at the same hour, at the same hospital, to the same parents, but we are not twins. How is this possible? TripletsUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.30 At the bottom of a cliff is a man under a rock. Who is he? Superman and the rock is kryptoniteUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.31 A man is pushing a car past a hotel with a big smile on his face. What is going on?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.32 A lazy engineer has three lights on the third story of a building wired to three breaker switches in the basement..Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.33 If you have two U.S. coins that totaled 55 cents..Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.34 The sky was blue, the sun was high, we were alone, just you and I...My first experience was..Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.35 How many hours of sleep will you get?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.36 A boy and a girl ran away to alope...What was in the package? A cantaloupeUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.38 A sports car is moving 93 miles per hour and the truck is moving 37 miles per hour from Tokyo to Osaka. Which one will reach Osaka first?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.39 Splitting the Bill/Missing Dollar: There are three friends on vacation...What happned to the extra dollar?/Where did the other dollar go?/Where is the other dollar?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.40 There was this guy and he had a wolf, a goat, and some cabbage..Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.42 Tell me if you knowUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.43 A plane crashed and every single person on it died. There were six survivors. How is this possible?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.44 No knife could be found...How did he stab himself? An icicleUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.45 He was there, she was not. She was there, he was not. Because of it, she died. What are they? Trapeze artistsUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.46 Two brothers were born in January, their birthdays were in March, one was born before his father, the other married his motherUndated

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 2.1 4 2.9.47 Only one at a time: A man owns a cow, a tiger, and a bail of hay..Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.48 Three old maids went to the baseball game. They drank up all the whiskey and got falling-down drunk. The question is, what inning was it and how many men were on base?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.49 In far off days when there were still camel trains, a wealthy merchant took ten camels in a caravan to trade for spices...The wise man told him to prepare a weight. How did he prove it?Undated

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 2.1 4 2.9.50 There was a one way street and a semi-truck pulled up the street going the wrong way. A policeman was coming up the street the right way. Why didn't the policeman pick him up?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.51 A woman is lying dead on her bed. Beside her are two sticks and a puddle of red liquid. How did she die? Poisoned to death by a cherry popsicleUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.52 Three dead men are sitting around a table in a sealed room with a card in front of each of them. On the table, there is a gun that has been fired once. Where are they and how and why did they die?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.53 How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan without divorcing, legally seperating, or any of them dying? He was the justice of the peaceUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.54 It was approaching finals and the students in psychology were worried about the upcoming test...What's wrong with this story?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.55 How do you survive in a room with only a calendar and a bed? You eat the dates from the calendar and drink from the springs of the bedUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.56 The frog, the skunk, and the duck went to the circus and only two got in. Why?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.57 The travel agent: A man was sitting at home in his livingroom reading a newspaper article about a woman who mysteriously died out of state. The man knew that the husband had killed her. How?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.58 Four men fell into water, but only three of them got their hair wet. Why? One of them was baldUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.59 Three guys walk into a bar, but they leave thirsty. How is that possible?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.60 A man gets up at 5:00, leaves for work at 7:00, and gets to work ten minutes later...How does he know his house is being robbed?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.61 In a cake shop, all of the prices are raised ten yen each...only one thing becomes bigger. What is this? The middle hole of donutsUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.62 Every morning people get up and get ready for the day. As they look up the mountain with "Y"...Why do people read the "Y" and felt ready everyday?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.63 Three white men and three cannibals were traveling together...How did the whole party get across with white men and cannibals on either bank evenly matched?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.64 Falty Change: How much did the cigar clerk lose in money and cigars?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.65 On the plane from Salt Lake to Cache Junction, the pilot, co-pilot, and flight attendant are named Smith, Robinson, and Jones, but not respectivly..Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.66 The Princess Priscilla is guarded by her father, King Rufus, so the only way that you can win her hand is by passing the king's test..Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.67 There was a really bad criminal who escaped from every prison he was in...the convict taped the two halves together to make a hole and crawled outUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.68 If you are standing on a train going one hundred miles an hour and you jump up, will you land in the same place?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.69 I've got two plates, but I only use one...What is the other plate? Heaven. You will use it when you dieUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.70 There were three duck hunters out hunting. One had no arms, one was blind, and one had no legs...Now figure that outUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.71 My grandfather had killed a pig and hung it outside in preparation to be smoked, cured, and cut...How did he know?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.73 You have nine baby chickens that all look identical. They all weigh one pound except one who weighs two...How do you do it?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.74 There is a room with no window, no cracks, and one completely sealed door...How would you figure out which light switch it is?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.75 A man decides to kill himself. A phone rings and he changes his mind, but it is too late. Why?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.76 There was a popular club and a man wanted to get in...Why was five not the right answer?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.77 There was a man who was in his car one morning on his way to work. He turned on the radio, heard static, pulled over and shot himself. Why?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.78 Twelve apples hanging high, eleven men came riding by. Each picked one. How many apples are left?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.79 What is it that Mrs. A is buying? House numbersUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.80 A man without oranges, climbs up an orange tree without oranges, and comes down the tree with two oranges. How could this be?Undated

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 2.1 5 2.9.81 Do not litter or $500 Fine. If you don't litter, $500 fine will so therefore littler and not get finedUndated

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 2.1 5 2.9.82 A man and a beautiful blond drove up to an office building in a convertible...The attorney pulled a gun out of the drawer and shot the man dead. Why?Undated

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 3 Riddles about Race (Inlcudes Racist Riddles) (See also: FOLK COLL 8a: Group 4: Tales and Jokes, 3.1: Ethic/Group) 3.1 Polack 3 1 3.1.1 How can you tell a Polish airplane?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.2 How do you drive a Pollack crazy?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.3 What do you have when there are three Pollacks in a swimming pool?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.5 Did you hear about the fifty people who were drowned off the coast of Florida?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.7 Why does it take fifteen Pollacks to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.8 When does a Pollack's parachute open?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.9 Why do Pollacks smear garbage on the walls at a wedding?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.10 How did the Polack's immagrate to the United States?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.12 Have you heard about the Polock who studied for his intelligence test and failed?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.14 Who is Alexander Graham Kotolski?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.15 What did the Polack do with the gold medal he won at the Olympic Games?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.19 What do they call a swimming pool full of Pollack women?Undated

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 3 1 3.1.20 Did you hear about the Pollack who bought new snow tires?Undated

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 3 2 3.1.22 Why does it take two Pollacks to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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 3 2 3.1.24 What do you get when you cross a Pollack with a mermaid?Undated

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 3 2 3.1.25 Do you know why they serve meat instead of cake a Polish weddings?Undated

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 3 2 3.1.26 If there is a long row of houses, all with cesspools in front, how can you tell which one belongs to the Polacks?Undated

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 3 2 3.1.31 Can you speak Polish?Undated

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 3 2 3.1.32 There were seven Pollacks who decided to buy a car..Undated

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 3 2 3.1.33 If the rod from a hub of a wheel is a spoke and a U.S. President's name was Pol, what's the white of an egg called?Undated

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 3 2 3.1.34 You have a whore house on the hill...Can you tell their nationalities?Undated

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 3 3 3.2 Negro/Black 3 3 3.2.1 Why does it take five negroes to pop popcorn?Undated

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 3 3 3.2.2 How do Texans kill blacks?Undated

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 3 3 3.2.3 What is yellow and black and screams? A busload of negroes going over a cliffUndated

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 3 3 3.2.4 What is black and flys backwards? Nuper SniggerUndated

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 3 3 3.2.6 What do you do when a negro comes to visit and you can't get him to leave?Undated

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 3 3 3.2.7 How did the negro die when he stuck his head out the window on the freeway going 70 mph?Undated

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 3 3 3.2.8 What is Mrs. Martin Luther King? A black widowUndated

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 3 3 3.2.9 A black man's phone numberUndated

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 3 3 3.2.10 What is the difference between men and M and M's? M and M's come in colorsUndated

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 3 3 3.2.11 If you put the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, a Pollock, and a hard working nigger in a room..Undated

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 3 4 3.3 Jewish 3 4 3.3.1 Do you know how the Grand Cayon was formed?Undated

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 3 4 3.3.3 Why do Jews have big noses? Air is free!Undated

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 3 4 3.3.4 What do you get when you squeeze a Jewish synagogue? JewceUndated

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 3 4 3.3.5 Why do they bury Jews standing up?Undated

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 3 5 3.4 Italian 3 5 3.4.1 What is an Italian luau?Undated

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 3 5 3.4.4 Why do they have cakes at Italian weddings?Undated

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 3 5 3.4.5 How do you get twenty Italians in a Volkswagen?Undated

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 3 5 3.4.7 What is a bigamist? It's a fog over ItalyUndated

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 3 5 3.4.8 Why do Italian dogs have flat faces? From chasing parked carsUndated

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 3 5 3.4.9 Do you know how they find sunken Italian submarines?Undated

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 3 5 3.4.10 Who put the last seven bullets in Mussolini?Undated

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 3 6 3.5 Mexican 3 6 3.5.1 Why are there not many Mexican doctors?Undated

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 3 7 3.6 Miscellaneous Ethnic Riddles 3 7 3.6.1 What is matched luggage to a Bohemian?Undated

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 3 7 3.6.2 What do they do with worn-out prostitutes? Send them to the Virgin Island for recyclingUndated

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 3 7 3.6.3 What do they call a stillborn Czechosolvakian? A cancelled checkUndated

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 3 7 3.6.4 What's the black stuff between the elephant's toes? Slow NativesUndated

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 3 7 3.6.8 What do you call a white guy surrounded by Indians? A bingo callerUndated

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 3 7 3.6.9 Did you hear about the Indian that died from drinking tea?Undated

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 3 7 3.6.10 What is the difference between Chinese heaven and Chinese hell?Undated

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 3 7 3.6.11 Why aren't there phonebooks in China? Becuase you might ring the wrong wongUndated

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 3 7 3.6.13 There were three men, one was an American, one was a Mexican, and one was a Polish..Undated

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 3 7 3.6.14 Why don't you tell an Englishman a joke on Friday? It distrupts his sabbathUndated

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 3 7 3.6.15 Why don't Hawaiian people have dentists?Undated

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 3 7 3.6.16 How was copper wire invented? Two Dutch people fighting over a pennyUndated

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 4 Riddles and Religion (See also: FOLK COLL 8a: Group 4: Tales and Jokes, 3.2: Religious Jokes and Anecdotes) 4.1 LDS 3 8 4.1.1 Seagulls and Crickets 3 8 4.1.1.1 Do you know what a jack seagull is?Undated

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 3 8 4.1.1.3 If the negroes take over the Mormon Church, what is the first thing the Mormons would do?Undated

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 3 8 4.1.1.4 Do you know what a seagull is? It's a member of the Mormon AirforceUndated

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 3 8 4.1.1.5 Why didn't the Beatles (rock group) come to Utah?Undated

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 3 8 4.1.2 Why are all the _____ in ______ and all the Mormons in Utah? 3 8 4.1.2.1 Why are all the negroes in Mississippi/Missouri and all the Mormons in Utah?Undated

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 3 9 4.1.3 BYU (See also: FOLK COLL 8a: Group 4: Tales and Jokes, 3.1.9: Colleges and Schools) 3 9 4.1.3.1 What do the BYU coaches use the blacks for on the track team?Undated

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 3 9 4.1.3.3 What is the difference between an elephant and a BYU co-ed?Undated

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 3 9 4.1.3.6 Did you hear about the man-eating cougar/monster who was roaming loose around the campus?Undated

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 3 9 4.1.3.8 Do you know what BYU mistletoe is?Undated

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 3 9 4.1.3.9 There's a baseball diamond, on first base is an Easter Bunny, on second base is a Tooth Fairy, on third base is Santa Claus, and on home base is a beautiful BYU coed..Undated

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 3 9 4.1.3.10 What is the difference between a BYU coed and a hippopotamus? AcneUndated

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 3 9 4.1.3.11 Why did BYU have to replace the grass in the football stadium with astroturf?Undated

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 3 10 4.1.4 Brigham Young 3 10 4.1.4.1 What is green and hops from bed to bed?Undated

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 3 10 4.1.4.2 What is purple and has 27 wives?Undated

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 3 10 4.1.4.3 What is green and is a mormon?Undated

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 3 10 4.1.4.4 Do you know what Mormon frogs say? Brigham! Brigham!Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5 LDS General Riddles 3 11 4.1.5.1 Why did they stop using wine for the sacrament?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.2 How do you drive a Mormon out of his mind?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.3 How do you make a Mormon roll?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.4 How do you know when the Second Coming is here?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.5 When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.6 What's another word for geneology?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.7 What time of day was Adam created?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.9 You know what happened to Samson, he really brought the house downUndated

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 3 11 4.1.5.10 You know what David said to Goliath, Wait until I get a little bolderUndated

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 3 11 4.1.5.11 Do you know who is really on the ball? MoroniUndated

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 3 11 4.1.5.12 What is the difference between garbage and a Mormon girl?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.13 What does ZCMI stand for? Zion's collection of Mormon idiotsUndated

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 3 11 4.1.5.14 What is bigamy? One wife too many! What is Monogamy? One wife too many!Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.15 Do you know how to play Mormon roulette?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.16 What is LDS? Ladies Dirty SocksUndated

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 3 11 4.1.5.17 What did Moroni say to Joseph when he appeared to him the first time and enlisted his help as he entered his bedroom window?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.19 Do you know that they used medicine in the Book of Mormon?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.20 Two missionaries are sitting in a rowboat in the middle of a desert...Where is your paddle? How does this conversation make sense?Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.21 Do you know what the name of Nephi's horse was? It was Be-unto-you. Because all through the Book of Mormon, Nephi is saying, "Whoa be unto you."Undated

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 3 11 4.1.5.22 How many Young Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?Undated

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 4 1 6.43 Two camels were married and had a baby camel. He was born without a hump. What did they name him? HumphreyUndated

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 4 1 6.44 Why couldn't the bicycle make it up the hill? Because it was two tiredUndated

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 7 Spoonerisms 4 2 7.1 Tom SwiftyUndated

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 8 Droodles 8.1 Droodles of Persons 4 3 8.1.1 A Man's Tie in the ElevatorUndated

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 4 4 8.1.21 Dallas Cowboys fighting over a fumbleUndated

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 4 4 8.1.28 Dolly Parton hiding behind a treeUndated

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 4 4 8.1.30 The view from inside Napoleon's coatUndated

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 4 4 8.1.33 The Wicked Witch of the West after Dorothy has melted herUndated

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 4 6 8.2.6 A Mouse/Bug Stuck in a Beer CanUndated

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 4 8 8.3.2 There were these three trees growing in a row. Around these trees there were mounds of dirtUndated

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 4 9 8.4.9 Between two hills in Italy a full moon rises on the seaUndated

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 4 9 8.4.15 The Box of DotsUndated

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 4 9 8.4.16 Magic Square: You are given nine squares of papers, each with a number on itUndated

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 8.5 Droodles of Food 4 10 8.5.1 Spegetti and MeatballsUndated

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 4 10 8.5.2 A Florida Orange Wearing a BikiniUndated

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 4 10 8.5.5 A non-comformist donutUndated

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 4 10 8.5.8 Germs avoiding a friend caught in penicillinUndated

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 4 12 8.6.38 If you know your baseball then what is the score?Undated

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 4 13 8.6.59 Make a dog by adding only two linesUndated

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 4 13 8.6.60 Convert the Roman numeral into the number 6Undated

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 4 14 8.6.61 M R Spiders/Pigs/Puppies/Snakes/Ducks M R Not:'em are spiders, 'em are not..Undated

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 4 14 8.6.62 GURAQT. Gee you are a cutieUndated

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 4 14 8.6.63 Four stiff standers, four down hangers, two lookers, two hookers, one lap up, one switch about. Answer: A CowUndated

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 4 14 8.6.64 The first man could see R R B B as his options..Undated

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 9 Gestures 9.1 Gestures of Persons 5 1 9.1.1 A Mormon going from temple to templeUndated

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 11 Pretended Obscene Riddles 11.1 Body Parts 5 7 11.1.1 What is brown, round, and hairy all over? A coconutUndated

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 5 7 11.1.13 President Bush has a short one. The pope doesn't use his. And Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last nameUndated

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 5 7 11.3.2 Why do bees buzz?Undated

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 5 7 11.3.3 Why was the flower mad at the bee?Undated

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 5 7 11.3.4 The sky was blue, the sun was high, we were alone, just you and I...My first experience was..Undated

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 5 7 11.3.5 What is worse than a pit bull with AIDS? The guy who gave it to himUndated

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 5 7 11.3.6 Did you ever hear about the cross-eyed seamstress who couldn't mend straight?Undated

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 11.4 Miscellaneous Obscene 5 7 11.4.1 Why is a kiss like a scandal?Undated

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 5 7 11.4.2 What is grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What is grosser than that? The live one at the bottomUndated

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 5 7 11.4.3 If a male sheep is a ram and a donkey is an ass. Why is a ram-in-the-ass called a goose?Undated

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 12 Palindromes (See also: FOLK COLL 8a: Group 3: Speech) 12.1 WordsUndated 5 8 12.1.1 Undated 12.2 PhrasesUndated 5 8 12.2.1 Undated 12.3 Poems/Stories 5 8 12.3.1 This is the placeUndated

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 5 8 12.3.2 The New OrganUndated

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 5 8 12.3.3 A Monologue of a Yeshiva-BocherUndated

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 12.4 All-Letter Sentence 5 8 12.4.1 What seven letters did she say?Undated

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 5 8 12.4.2 Too wise you are..Undated

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 12.5 Over and Under Sentence 5 8 12.5.1 What do the letters on each side of the line have in common?Undated

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 13 Tongue Twisters (See FOLK COLL 8a: Group 3: Speech)Undated 14 Mnemonic Devices (See FOLK COLL 8a: Group 3: Speech)Undated