UUS_folkcoll008a_3.xml Guide to the Utah State University student folklore genre collection of speech 1960-2018 Utah State University student folklore genre collection of speech1960-2018 Finding aid created by Randy Williams, October 2003. Library Services and Technology Act (LSTA) grant, 2007-2008 Utah State University, Merrill Cazier Library, Special Collections & Archives
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Merrill-Cazier Library Utah State University 3000 Old Main Hill Logan, UT 84322-3000 Phone: 435 797-8248 Fax: 435 797-2880 Email: scweb@usu.edu
UUS_FOLK COLL 8a_Group 3: Speech Fife Folklore Archives Utah State University student folklore genre collection of speech 1960-2018 18 Boxes (ca. 3000 items) 9 linear feet Folk speech collected by undergraduate students in USU (1960s to present) and BYU (1960 to 1978) folklore classes. Collected primarily in Utah, the items focus principally on folklore of the Western U.S. Collection materials are in English. Restrictions

Open to public research. To access the collection a patron must have the following information: collection number, series number, sub-series number, if applicable, box number and folder number (or image number).

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Permission to publish material from the Utah State University student folklore genre collection of speech must be obtained from the Curator of the Fife Folklore Archives and/or the Special Collections Department Head.

The items in the Student Folklore Genre Collection were collected by USU and BYU students in folklore and anthropology classes as part of course requirements and deposited in the Fife Folklore Archives by the instructor. Duplicates of BYU student items are housed at BYU's William A. Wilson Folklore Archives. The materials in Group 3: Speech cover the period from the early 1960s to the present. The collection was created in 1978 by William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd.

Originally processed by Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and William A. Wilson and updated over the years by Fife Folklore Archives staff. Most recently updated by Merrisah Yonk, 2013; Heidi Williams 2014. Finding aid created by Randy Williams, October 2003.

Utah State University student folklore genre collection of speech, 1960-2018. (FOLK COLL 8a: Group 3, box, folder). Utah State University. Special Collections and Archives Department.

The Fife Folklore Archives Student Folklore Genre Collection consists of folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Utah State University folklore classes from the late 1960s to the present and folklore items collected by undergraduate students in Brigham Young University folklore and anthropology classes during 1960-1978. Most items include informant data, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The items of folklore are in text form on 8 ½ x 11 sheets of line-free paper. Since, 1999 genre items also include release forms. The materials do not circulate. The collection is separated into nine groups:

Group 1: customs (foodways) Group 2: belief Group 3: speech Group 4: tales and jokes Group 5: songs Group 6: games and pranks Group 7: legends: character (boxes 15-16), contemporary (boxes 20-27), etiological (boxes 17-19), human condition (boxes 13-14.2), supernatural non-religious (boxes 7-12), and supernatural religious (boxes 1-6) Group 8: material culture Group 9: e-lore: electronically transmitted folklore (Xerox, facsimile and e-mail)

In the late 1960s, folklore courses were first taught at USU by Professor Austin Fife. At this time, Fife (a French professor) had his students collect items of folklore on pre-printed index cards. The information on the cards has now been transferred to 8 ½ x 11 sheets of paper and the items have been added to the genre collection. At about the same time (1967) at Brigham Young University (BYU) in Provo, Utah, Professor William A. Wilson began teaching folklore classes. Wilson had his students collect folklore using both genre collections and major project (focused) collections. The genre items were separated and filed by genre. Also included in the BYU genre collection were items from two other BYU professors who had their students collect folklore: John Sorenson and Thomas Cheney. The student collections from Sorenson and Cheney were given to Wilson and he added them to the genre collection along with his students' work. On these items, in the upper right hand corner above all other information, Wilson noted "SC" for Sorenson Collection and "CC" for Cheney Collection.

In 1978, William A. Wilson left Brigham Young University to direct the newly established Folklore Program and Folklore Archives at Utah State University. Wilson brought to USU the student genre collection that he had amassed at BYU, with a copy of the genre collection remaining at the BYU library. At the USU folklore archives (later named the Fife Folklore Archives for Austin and Alta Fife), William A. Wilson and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd used the already sorted BYU materials when creating the collection classification system. This classification system, with its roots in the Finnish archive tradition, is still used at the Fife Folklore Archives.

Wilson was at USU until 1985 when he returned to BYU to head the English Department. However, the BYU administration gave him a year's leave of absence to copy all the student materials in the Fife Folklore Archives at USU and bring them with him to BYU. Wilson notes: "Hannele [wife] and I practically lived in the USU archive. Max [Peterson, Director of the Merrill Library] brought a copy machine into the archive, and we copied day after day. First we copied the entire BYU genre collection. Then we copied all the items in the accumulated genre piles [of USU items]." Thus, in 1985 the BYU and USU folklore genre and focused collections were identical. During the following years, William A. Wilson and later Kristi Bell at BYU's Folklore Archives (now named the William A. Wilson Folklore Archives) and Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd and later Randy Williams at the Fife Folklore Archives at USU worked to maintain the same classification system at both universities' folklore archives. However, the materials submitted by students from the two universities began, of course, to differ from each other, as students generally collect the kinds of materials their professors talk about in class.

In 1985 Professor Barre Toelken came to USU (from the University of Oregon) to direct the Folklore Program. He continued the folklore-collecting legacy that Austin Fife and William A. Wilson began. Over the years Professors Steve Siporin, Patricia Gardner, Jan Roush, Jeannie Thomas, Lisa Gabbert and Lynne McNeill and instructors Barbara [Garrett] [Walker] Lloyd, Randy Williams, and Michael Christensen (and others) have all had their students collect and deposit folklore items to the Fife Folklore Archives. And thus, the USU Student Genre Collection continues to grow. The format has changed somewhat over the years to reflect the trends in folkloristics. As stated above, many of the early submissions had little contextual data, and often limited, if any, informant data. William A. Wilson created a collecting format that included: informant data, contextual data, and text (item of folklore). Barre Toelken and Randy Williams added "texture" to the format of genre collections, allowing the collector to give "the feel" of the item to potential researchers. In in 1998, students were asked to include release forms with their genre items, following a trend in the folklore field that addresses not only the item (which in some cases, like a joke, may been seen as part of the public domain materials and therefore not needing a release) but also the performance of the lore (and therefore necessary for a release from the performer informant).In 2002, the collection was moved from hundreds of three-ringed binders to archival folders and boxes, making the collection more physically stable and easier to manage and use. In 2003, the collection finding aids were encoded in HTML as a means of hosting them on-line for greater research accessibility. In 2012, the finding aids were hosted in EAD.

Arrangement: topical.

The USU Student Folklore Genre Collection: Group 3: Speech consists of approximately 2,500 individual items of folk speech collected by undergraduate students. Most items include informant, context, text (the folklore item), texture (stylistic notation), and collector data. The materials reflect both insider (esoteric) and outsider (exoteric) views of a folk group and may be prejudiced or stereotyped.

1.Children's Rhymes and Sayings 2.Fun and Humorous Rhymes and Sayings 3.Occupational and Avocational Rhymes and Sayings 4.Written Rhymes, Poetry, and Sayings 5.Parodies 6.Folk Speech 7.Folk Poetry 8.Proverbs, Proverb-like Sayings, Homilies 9.Proverbial Comparisons 10.Euphemisms 11.Language 12.Wellerisms 13.Spoonerisms 14.Electronic Speech

Forms one of nine subgroups in the Utah State University student genre collection, housed in the Fife Folklore Archives.Guide to folklore collecting assignments.

For items submitted since December 2017, please see Student Folklore Fieldwork, housed in DigitalCommons.

 Folklore Utah State University. Folklore Program. Folklore archives--Utah. Folklore--West (U.S.) Proverbs, American--Folklore. Terms and phrases--United States--Folklore. Rhyming games--United States--Folklore. Manners and customs--Folklore. Wellerisms--Folklore. Spoonerisms--Folklore. Figures of speech--Folklore. 1. Children's Rhymes and Sayings 1 1 1.1 Nursery Rhymes 1 1 1.1.1 It's raining, it's pouringUndated

.14 (Items)

 1 1 1.1.2 There was a crooked manUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 1 1.1.3 One, two, buckle your shoeUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 1 1.1.4 Monday's child is fair of faceUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 1 1.1.5. Star light, star brightUndated

.10 (Items)

 1 1 1.1.6 Georgie PorgieUndated

.2 (Items)

 1 1 1.1.7 Humpty DumptyUndated

.2 (Item)

 1 1 1.1.8 Hope is like a harebell, trembling from it's birthUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 1 1.1.9 Los Pollitos (Cheep, cheep, cheep)Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 1 1.1.10 La Patita (The duck with her hat and shawl waddles)Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.11 La Hormiguita (There goes the little ant with her umbrella) Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.12 Los tres pecesitos (Three little fish went for a swim)Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.13 Una Hormiguita (While running, an ant found a coin)Undated

.1 (Item)

1 2 1.1.14 Tiddly winks, tiddly winksUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.15 Mama lived in Turkey town, Papa lived in DoverUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.16 Lady bug, lady bug, fly away homeUndated

.14 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.17 We are the spider fightersUndated

.1 (Item)

1 2 1.1.18 Head shoulders, knees and toesUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.19 I'm a little teapotUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.20 Jack and JillUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.21 Hey Diddle, DiddleUndated

.2 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.22 Rain, rain go away, come again some other dayUndated

.5 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.23 Mary, Mary quite contraryUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.24 Little Jack HornerUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.25 The Noble Duke of YorkUndated

.2 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.26 Hickory, dickory, dockUndated

.3 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.27 Little Miss MuffitUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 2 1.1.28 Row, row, row your boatUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 3 1.2 Play Rhymes, Fingerplay Sayings Undated 1 3 1.2.1 This little piggyUndated

.17 (Items)

 1 3 1.2.2 Shoe the (old) horseUndated

.8 (Items)

 1 3 1.2.3 Wash the baby's (lady's) dishesUndated

.3 (Items)

 1 3 1.2.4 Two little blackbirds sitting on a hillUndated

.1-.2

 1 3 1.2.5 Eye-winker, tom-tinkerUndated

.6 (Items)

 1 3 1.2.6 My father your fatherUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 3 1.2.7 Who wants a sack o' potatoes?Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 3 1.2.8 Here comes a mouseUndated

.3 (Items)

 1 3 1.2.9 I have a little sisterUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 3 1.2.10 Round and round the gardenUndated

.3 (Items)

 1 4 1.2.11 Here is the church, here is the steeple Undated

.9 (Items); Digital Items: 1

 1 4 1.2.12 Lilleput, lilleput, Sally lost her locketUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 4 1.2.13 Don't you dare laughUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 4 1.2.14 Ten little Indians standing in a rowUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 4 1.2.15 Five little monkeysUndated

.6 (Item)

 1 4 1.2.16 See my finger, see my thumbUndated

.3 (Item)

 1 4 1.2.17 Five bees in a hiveUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 4 1.2.18 Eensy Beensy SpiderUndated

.3 (Items)

 1 4 1.2.19 One, Two, ThreeUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 4 1.2.20 Fingers, FingersUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.21 Walk around the houseUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.22 Five little ducksUndated

.2 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.23 Here sits the Lord MayorUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.24 Knock on the doorUndated

.4 (Items)

 1 5 1.2.25 Five little squirrelsUndated

.3 (Items)

 1 5 1.2.26 Four green and speckled frogsUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.27 Tom-ee-tot, Slick-a-pot, Long-a-maughUndated

.2 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.28 Friend, foe, lover, beauUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.29 See-saw Margerie DawUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.30 Name the toesUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.31 Momma had a baby and it's head popped off (Dandelion Popping)Undated

.7 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.32 Shut up and drink your beerUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.33 Door Knocker, Eye WinkerUndated

.4 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.34 There was a little mousie and he lived right here..Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.35 Ink rhymeUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.36 Pins, needles. What goes up a chimeny? SmokeUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.37 Tom Tinker, Eye Winker, Eye Blinker, Nose Dropper, Mouth Eater, Chin Chopper, Gulley, Gulley, GulleyUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.38 Applum, Pearum, Kissenberry, Plum, Plum, PlumUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.39 Here sits the Lord Mayor, here sits his two menUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.40 Dimple, dimple, dimple me where will the babies dimple beUndated

.2 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.41 There was a little mousie and he lived right hereUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.42 Du kleine fliege (tiny little fly)Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.43 Tommy totUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.44 Baby's toesUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.45 What do I see?Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.46 This Little FroggyUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.47 Did you eiver iever ever in your leaf life lofeUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.48 Little peed Pennarue Rudy Whistle Meri Hasle And a Great Big Gobble Gobble GobbleUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.49 Whoops JohnnyUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.50 Leeleeput Golabraun Longman Sleekiput Little Peter SpielymanUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.51 Don't touch the babyUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 5 1.2.52 Gate Cherry RhymeUndated

Digital Items: 1

 1 6 1.3 Game and School Rhymes and Sayings 1 6 1.3.1 Ring around the rosies Undated

.9 (Items)

 1 6 1.3.2 Ollie, ollie oxen freeUndated

.2 (Items)

 1 6 1.3.3 I swear I will cooperate and no crossies countUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 6 1.3.4 Dead ____in the middle of the road; I one it, you two it, I three it, you four itUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 6 1.3.5 Tam Pierce, Tam Pierce, I stole your horseUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 6 1.3.6 Sally's in the sugar bowl; she's been crying, because her mother's dyingUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 6 1.3.7 Baltimore; apple core; who's your friend?Undated

.2 (Items)

 1 6 1.3.8 ___________'s it, ___________'s it; had a fit; couldn't get over her arithmeticUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 6 1.3.9 Criss-cross double-cross nobody else can play with usUndated

.2 (Items)

 1 7 1.3.10 Tick, tock, the game is lockedUndated

.21 (Items)

 1 7 1.3.11 Rhea, rhea runkaUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 7 1.3.12 Apple Cider, Pumpkin Pie, who's not ready holler IUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 7 1.3.13 Step on a crack and you break your mother's backUndated

.25 (Items); Digital Items: 1

 1 7 1.3.14 Daniel Boone was a man, a big man, but the bear was biggerUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.15 I can fight and I can kill 'cause I'm the king of bunker-hillUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.16 Introduce yourselfUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.17 Cross my heart and hope to dieUndated

.15 (Items)

 1 8 1.3.18 Place backs no say backsUndated

.2 (Items)

 1 8 1.3.19 I'm gonna tell on you, you put ants in my pants, and made me do the boogie danceUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.20 The name gameUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.21 No backs, touching blackUndated

.2 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.22 Handy dandy shake my hand - promise to obey, or else you payUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.23 I promise, I promise - if I cheat I'll die and you can stick a needle in my eyeUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.24 l 2 3 4 5 I caught a fish aliveUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.25 Teacher, Teacher I declare I see someone's underwearUndated

.5 (Items)

 1 8 1.3.26 Boys go to Jupiter to get stupider; girls go to Mars to get more candy barsUndated

.3 (Items)

 1 8 1.3.27 There's a place in France where the women wear no pantsUndated

.3 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.28 Did you get the letter I sent? No. I must have forgotten to stamp it! Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.29 Girls are sugar and spice and everything niceUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.30 Apple, Peaches, Plums and Pies, who's not ready hollor "I" Undated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.31 Teacher, Teacher I've been thinking, what the heck have you been drinkingUndated

.4 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.32 Double rats, hails bells, well for sooth, far out right on, peachie-kingUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.33 Regergitate, regergitate, throw up all the food you ate. V-O-M-I-T vomit, vomit, vomitUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.34 Fairy fine fellow queer throughUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.35 When you're kissin' your honey and you think it's runny don't stop cuz it's notUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.36 White, white you die tonightUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.37 I'll write on white and save yellow for your fellowUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.38 Ink-a-bink, a bottle of ink, the cork fel out, and you stinkUndated

.4 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.39 London Bridge is falling downUndated

.2 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.40 Down by the banks of the hanky pankyUndated

.10 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.41 Ready or not, you shall be caughtUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.42 Apples, peaches, plums and pies. Who's not ready holler IUndated

.2 (Item)

 1 8 1.3.43 Rat-a-tat-tatUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 9 1.4 Counting Out Rhymes and Sayings 1 9 1.4.1 Eenie, meenie, minie, moe. (See also: 1.5.109) Undated

.58 (Items)

 1 9 1.4.2 One potato, two potatoUndated

.29 (Items)

 1 10 1.4.3 Ip, dip, dip; my little shipUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 10 1.4.4 Mr. Brown, went to town to get a bucket of paintUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 10 1.4.5 Ina, mina, tipsa, tina . . . Out you go. (Eenie, Meenie, Tiska Teenie; Eny meeny hipla-dick; Ibitty, bibitty, sibitty, sab; eeny meeny pebble deeny)Undated

.7 (Items)

 1 10 1.4.6 One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to goUndated

.5 (Items)

 1 10 1.4.7 My mother said to pick the very best one, and you're not itUndated

.3 (Item)

 1 10 1.4.8 My mother and your mother were out hanging clothesUndated

.29 (Items)

 1 10 1.4.9 I lit a match, then I blew it outUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 10 1.4.10 One re-orey ickory Ann; Philosy-pholosy Nickolas JohnUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 10 1.4.11 Ena, meena, dixa, deena; acha, pacha, dominachaUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 10 1.4.12 Icka, backa, soda cracker; icka, backa, booUndated

.4 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.13 Engine, engine, number nine. (See also Speech 1.5.67) Undated

.33(Items)

 1 11 1.4.14 My ___ (dog/Elvis) died last night, what color was his ____ (blood/hair)?Undated

.7 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.15 Bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish. (See also Speech 1.5.27)Undated

.135(Items)

 1 11 1.4.16 My shoe, how old are you? Undated

.15 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.17 Mickey Mouse built a house. How many bricks did he use?Undated

.3 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.18 Inky binky bottle of inkUndated

.12 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.19 Oneree, tworee, hickree onUndated

.2 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.20 One saw, two saw, sickie saw sanUndated

.1 (Item)

 1 11 1.4.21 One, two, three, O'LearyUndated

.1 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.22 One fat hen and a couple of ducksUndated

.1 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.23 One, two, three, four, and five, I caught a hare alive; six, seven, eight, nine, and ten, I let him go againUndated

.1 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.24 1 little, 2 little, 3 little IndiansUndated

.1 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.25 My blue shoe how old are you...and you are not itUndated

.22 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.26 Tap, tap, no eraseUndated

.4 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.27 Heads I win, tails you loseUndated

.4 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.28 There were ten in bedUndated

.2 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.29 Quack diddly oso, quack quack quackUndated

.2 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.30 Cockroaches, cockraoches, in a dishUndated

.1 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.31 One I love, two I love, three I love I say, four I love with all my heart... fifteen she dies of a broken heartUndated

.2 (Items)

 1 11 1.4.32 Daddy had a donkey and the donkey did dieUndated

.1 (Items)

 2 1 1.5 Jump-rope Rhymes and SayingsUndated 2 1 1.5.1 HELPUndated

.16 (Items)

 2 1 1.5.2 Spelling out the alphabetUndated

.2 (Item)

 2 1 1.5.3 Keep the kettle boilingUndated

.5 (Items)

 2 1 1.5.4 Vote, vote, vote for _________Undated

.5 (Items)

 2 2-4 1.5.5 Cinderella, dressed in yellow. (See also 1.5.5.73 for Cinderella dressed in pink.) Undated

.146 (Items)

 2 5 and 6 1.5.6 Not last night, but the night before/Spanish dancerUndated

.89(Items)

 2 7 1.5.7 Bluebells, cockle shellsUndated

.24 (Items)

 2 8 1.5.8 Mabel, Mabel, set the tableUndated

.23 (Items)

 2 9 1.5.9 Fudge, fudge, call the judgeUndated

.28 (Items)

 2 10 and 11 1.5.10 Down by the river (ocean), down by the sea Undated

.28 (Items)

 3 1 1.5.11 Little Orphan AnnieUndated

.5 (Items)

 3 2 1.5.12 I had a little __________, his name was ______, put him in the bathtubUndated

.19 (Items)

 3 2 1.5.13 I like coffee, I like teaUndated

.13 (Items)

 3 2 1.5.14 Grace, Grace, dressed in laceUndated

.7 (Items)

 3 2 1.5.15 Donald Duck was a one legged duckUndated

.5 (Items)

 3 2 1.5.16 Spell M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-IUndated

.4 (Items)

 3 3 1.5.17 Bo, bo, bo for _________; Charcoal _______ at the doorUndated

.1 (Item)

 3 3 1.5.18 Charlie Chaplin (Marco Polo, Shirley Temple) went to FranceUndated

.6 (Items)

 3 3 1.5.19 Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin', what that stuff is you been drinkin'Undated

.7 (Items)

 3 3 1.5.20 Peach tree, plum treeUndated

.1 (Items)

 3 3 1.5.21 I was born in a frying panUndated

.1 (Items)

 3 3 1.5.22 Pump, pump, pump the gasolineUndated

.1 (Item)

 3 3 1.5.23 Blondie and Dagwood went to townUndated

.1 (Item)

 3 3 1.5.24 Apple pie, cream, and tartUndated

.1 (Item)

 3 3 1.5.25 Ice cream soda, Delaware punchUndated

.14 (Item)

3 3 1.5.26 We're having Lapioli; she's made from macaroniUndated

.1 (Item)

 3 3 1.5.27 Bubble gum in a dish; how many pieces do you wish? (See also Speech 1.4.15)Undated

.11 (Item)

 3 3 1.5.28 Ten little monkeys, jumping on a bedUndated

.5 (Items)

 3 4 1.5.29 Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief. Undated

.21 (Items)

 3 4 1.5.30 White, white, you got married in a sewer pipeUndated

.1 (Item)

 3 4 1.5.31 I went to Arkansas, to buy myself a sawUndated

.3 (Items)

 3 4 1.5.32 ____________ sat on a pin; how many inches did it go in?Undated

.2 (Items)

 3 4 1.5.33 Red, white, and blue; stars shine on youUndated

.1 (Item)

 3 4 1.5.34 Bluebells, bluebells, daffodils and daisiesUndated

.1 (Item)

 3 4 1.5.35 Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn aroundUndated

.47 (Items)

 3 5 1.5.36 That crazy old man from ChinaUndated

.1 (Item)

 3 5 1.5.37 Heigh ho, Silver; how 'bout a date?Undated

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 3 5 1.5.38 I am a little Dutch girl, dressed in blueUndated

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 3 5 1.5.39 I have a secret I won't tellUndated

.2 (Items)

 3 5 1.5.40 Apple, appleUndated

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 3 5 1.5.41 Register, register, register for schoolUndated

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 3 5 1.5.42 Strawberry shortcake, cream on topUndated

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 3 5 1.5.43 The spades of eeni, beeni, pepsideeniUndated

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 3 5 1.5.44 Tomatoes, carrots, potatoes, peasUndated

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 3 5 1.5.45 Hi, hi up in the skyUndated

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 3 5 1.5.46 Hi Diddly DumptyUndated

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 3 5 1.5.47 Way down south where I was bornUndated

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 3 5 1.5.48 Soloman GrundyUndated

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 3 5 1.5.49 Red hot pepperUndated

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 3 5 1.5.50 My sister had a boyfriendUndated

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 3 5 1.5.51 My sister had a babyUndated

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 3 5 1.5.52 Johnny over the oceanUndated

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 3 5 1.5.53 Down in the meadowUndated

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 3 5 1.5.54 Monkey, monkey bottle of beerUndated

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 3 5 1.5.55 Two in togetherUndated

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 3 5 1.5.56 Jack be NimbleUndated

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 3 5 1.5.57 Queen Bee play with meUndated

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 3 5 1.5.58 Teacher, teacherUndated

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 3 5 1.5.59 There was an old womanUndated

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 3 6 1.5.60 Sister, sister come on inUndated

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 3 6 1.5.61 Three, six, nine, the goose drank wineUndated

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 3 6 1.5.62 When I was two and going on threeUndated

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 3 6 1.5.63 Tell when your birthday comesUndated

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 3 6 1.5.64 There sits ______, sweet as a roseUndated

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 3 6 1.5.65 The clock stands stillUndated

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 3 6 1.5.66 Raspberry jamUndated

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3 6 1.5.67 Engine, engine. (See also Speech 1.4.13)Undated

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 3 6 1.5.68 ______ drank some marmaladeUndated

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 3 6 1.5.69 Last night I went to the department store. (Elevator)Undated

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 3 6 1.5.70 There sits _____ sweet as a roseUndated

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 3 6 1.5.71 ______ and ______ sitting on a fence, trying to make a dollar out of sixteen centsUndated

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 3 6 1.5.72 Little Miss Pink, died last nightUndated

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 3 6 1.5.73 California Peaches come tap me on the backUndated

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 1.5.74 High water, low water, evy, ivy, oversUndated

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 3 6 1.5.75 My mother, your mother lived across the street. (See also Speech 1.6.9)Undated

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 3 6 1.5.76 All in together according to the weatherUndated

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 3 6 1.5.77 Lizzie Borden took an ax, gave her father forty whacksUndated

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 3 6 1.5.78 There was a little turtle, he lived in a boxUndated

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 3 6 1.5.79 Ricky ricky rust/We're not allowed to cussUndated

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 3 6 1.5.80 Changing bedrooms one by oneUndated

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 3 6 1.5.81 Helicopter, helicopter turn aroundUndated

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 3 6 1.5.82 Gyspy lady do the splits, gypsy lady give a high kickUndated

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 3 6 1.5.83 One, Two, buckle my shoeUndated

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 3 6 1.5.84 Two little love birds sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. See also: 6.3.4.8Undated

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 3 7 1.5.85 Down by the river where the green grass grows, there sits Mary as pretty as a roseUndated

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 3 7 1.5.86 Say, say old playmate, come out and play with meUndated

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 3 7 1.5.87 It's raining it's pouring, the old man is snoringUndated

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 3 7 1.5.88 Keep the pot a-boilin' just for ______Undated

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 3 7 1.5.89 Buster, Buster climb the treeUndated

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 3 7 1.5.90 Tillie the toiler, sat on a boilerUndated

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 3 7 1.5.91 Rooms for rent, inquire within, when I move out, let (name) move inUndated

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 3 7 1.5.92 I wish I had a nickel, I wish I had a dimeUndated

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 3 7 1.5.93 Here comes the teacher with the big fat stickUndated

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 3 7 1.5.94 I went downtown to see Miss BrownUndated

.3 (Items)

 3 7 1.5.95 Sally Rand, lost her fan. Run, run, run, as fast as you canUndated

.2 (Items)

 3 7 1.5.96 Who's for the planets, who's for the starsUndated

.2 (Items)

 3 7 1.5.97 Sugar and cream, bread and butter, what's the name of my true lover? A, B

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 3 7 1.5.98 Bread and butter, sugar and spice, how many boys think I am nice? 1. 2, 3 Undated

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 3 7 1.5.99 My mother sent me down to get some potatoes, how many potatoes did she send me to get? 1, 2, 3 Undated

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 3 7 1.5.100 One little, two little, three little cabbage patchUndated

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 3 7 1.5.101 My brother went to sea, sea, sea; to see what he could see, see, seeUndated

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 3 7 1.5.102 Last night I saw upon the stair, a little man who wasn't thereUndated

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 3 7 1.5.103 Over the Garden Wall I watched my baby fallUndated

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 3 7 1.5.104 Standing at the Corner Chewing bubble gumUndated

.4 (Items)

 3 7 1.5.105 Sailor, Sailor do your dutyUndated

.2 (Item)

 3 7 1.5.106 Diamond, ruby, emerald, pearlUndated

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 3 7 1.5.107 Let's play schoolUndated

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 3 7 1.5.108 My wee brother is no goodUndated

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 3 7 1.5.109 Eni, eni, mino, mo, set the baby on the po (pot)Undated

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 3 7 1.5.110 Anna Banana played the pianaUndated

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 3 7 1.5.111 Janet, Janet don't be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too! (Change names each time)Undated

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 3 7 1.5.112 Birdie, birdie, in the sky; why you'd drop that in my eye; I'm a big boy, I don't cry; Boy, I am sure glad the elephants don't flyUndated

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 3 7 1.5.113 ____ and ____ were sitting on the porch, their lips were tightly pressed, the old man gave the signal, and the bulldog did the restUndated

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 3 7 1.5.114 Ice cream, ice cream cherry on top! Undated

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 3 7 1.5.115 Postman, postman do your duty. . .She can lift her petticoats high above her hips and splitUndated

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 3 7 1.5.116 Jump left, jump right, jump the rope, gonna get married don't you hope. One it's an old man, two it's a frog, three it's __ sittin' on a logUndated

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 3 7 1.5.117 Judge, judge, the judge is eating beans, now he's in the bathtub letting submarinesUndated

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 3 7 1.5.118 Mable, Mable, set the table, don't forget the salt and pepper (turn)Undated

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 3 7 1.5.119 Susie took the cookies from the cookie jar; "Who me?", "Yes you!" Couldn't be, then who?.Undated

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 3 7 1.5.120 Riddle me this, and riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat!Undated

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 3 7 1.5.121 Texas Texaco, Over the hills to Mexico, Do the splits, splits, splits, Do the kicks, kicks, kicksUndated

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 3 7 1.5.122 Blue bells, cockle shells, Evie, Ivy, OverheadUndated

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 3 7 1.5.123 Salt, vinigar, mustard, pepper, ceeder, cider, red hot pepperUndated

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 3 7 1.5.124 My boyfriends name is Toney; he lives in the land of baloney;with pickles on his nose and cherry's on his toes; this is my boyfriend FoneyUndated

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 3 7 1.5.125 Vote for Robin, vote for Robin, how many votes will she get?Undated

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 3 7 1.5.126 Apple, peaches, pears and plums, jump in when your birthday comes (list all the months in the year)Undated

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 3 7 1.5.127 Pom, pom, Pompador (name 1) calling (name 2) to the door. (name 2) is the lady who takes care of the baby so we dont need (name 1) anymoreUndated

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 3 7 1.5.128 Vote vote for Debbie, in come Karen looking like a baby but not really baby but a lady and we don't need Debbie anymoreUndated

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 3 7 1.5.129 California poppy, pop on timeUndated

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 3 7 1.5.130 High oh silver, how about a date? Meet you at the corner at a half past eight. I can kick my legs up, I can do the splits, I can pull my dress up half past my hipsUndated

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 3 7 1.5.131 Call for the doctor, call for the nurse, call for the lady with the aligator purseUndated

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 3 7 1.5.132 Mother, mother, please tell me, what will by husband be? Richman, Poorman, Beggaran, Thief, Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief?Undated

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 3 7 1.5.133 Policeman, Policeman do your duty, here comes (name of person), the American Beauty. She can do the Rhumba, she can do the splits, she can wear her skirts up over her hipsUndated

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 3 7 1.5.134 Mother, mother, I feel illUndated

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 3 7 1.5.135 Down by the Ocean, down by the sea, Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me. I told Ma and Ma told Pa-Johnny got a licking so ha,ha,ha! How many lickings did Johnny get?Undated

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 3 7 1.5.136 I am a little curley head, my father is a preacher, I love to go to Sunday School, and listen to my teacherUndated

.2 (Item)

 3 7 1.5.137 Criss cross apple sauce spiders crawling up your back, tight squeeze, cool breeze now you' ve got the shiveriesUndated

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 3 7 1.5.138 Bluebell, bluebell, pocketful of posiesUndated

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 3 7 1.5.139 Lucky GuyUndated

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 3 7 1.5.140 School ReservationsUndated

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 3 7 1.5.141 Spread' emUndated

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 3 7 1.5.142 Apples on a StickUndated

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 3 7 1.5.143 Hokey, PokeyUndated

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 3 7 1.5.144 Sea ShellUndated

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 3 7 1.5.145 Valley GirlUndated

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 3 7 1.5.146 Hearse Drive ByUndated

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 3 7 1.5.147 Does He Love MeUndated

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 3 7 1.5.148 Kissed a SnakeUndated

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 3 7 1.5.149 I've a LaddieUndated

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 3 7 1.5.150 KindergartenUndated

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 3 7 1.5.151 StarsUndated

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 3 7 1.5.152 Ching Chong ChinamanUndated

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 3 7 1.5.153 Red Headed Ginder BreadUndated

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 3 7 1.5.154 Bubble GumUndated

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 3 7 1.5.155 DentistUndated

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 3 7 1.5.156 A Game for RecessUndated

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 3 7 1.5.157 Doctor, Doctor, call a doctor. Someone's going to have a babyUndated

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 3 7 1.5.158 Give and TakeUndated

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 4 1 1.6 Hand-clap Rhymes and Sayings 4 1 1.6.1 Did you ever, ever, ever in your long-legged lifeUndated

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 4 1 1.6.2 Patty cake, patty cakeUndated

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 4 1 1.6.3 Miss Mary Black Black BlackUndated

.4 (Items)

 4 1 1.6.4 A sailor went to sea, sea, seaUndated

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 4 1 1.6.5 I met my boyfriend at the candy storeUndated

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 4 1 1.6.6 I woke up Sunday morningUndated

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 4 1 1.6.7 I'm a pretty little Dutch girl. (My boyfriend's name is __ , He comes from __ .)Undated

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 4 1 1.6.8 I know a secret and I won't tellUndated

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 4 1 1.6.9 My mother, your mother lived across the streetUndated

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 4 1 1.6.10 Johnny BoyUndated

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 4 1 1.6.11 My mommy told meUndated

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 4 1 1.6.12 Peas porridge hotUndated

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 4 1 1.6.13 WhiskeyUndated

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 4 1 1.6.14 Say say say oooh-ohUndated

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 4 1 1.6.15 ConcentrationUndated

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 4 1 1.6.16 Missy Marry MacUndated

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 4 1 1.6.17 Ms SuzyUndated

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 4 1 1.6.18 Did you ever in your life, life, life see the devil and his wife, wife,wife digging taters by the bushel with his long toe nailsUndated

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 4 1 1.6.19 Sally had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Sally went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator , give me number nineUndated

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 4 1 1.6.20 KinderreimeUndated

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 4 1 1.6.21 Down, Down Baby. Down by the rollercoaster. Sweet, sweet baby. I'll never let you go. Shimme, Shimmee coca popUndated

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 4 1 1.6.22 Wind, wind, wind the threadUndated

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 4 1 1.6.23 Rythm KeeperUndated

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 4 1 1.6.24 Double double this this, Double double that thatUndated

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 4 1 1.6.25 Bobo ce waen toenUndated

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 4 1 1.6.26 Western Melodrama: Stage coach, put, put, put, gold, glitter, glitter, glitterUndated

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 4 1 1.6.27 Candy AppleUndated

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 4 1 1.6.28 FleaUndated

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 4 1 1.6.29 McDonald's MenuUndated

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 4 1 1.6.30 Bobo, See ought'n naught'n Nay nat, I is a boo booUndated

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 4 1 1.6.31 Uno dos e a sa Say and east and westUndated

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 4 1 1.6.32 This is the burch, and here's the steeple. Open the doors, and see all the peopleUndated

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 4 1 1.6.33 When Pepples was a baby, a babyUndated

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 4 1 1.6.34 I like the way you make me laughUndated

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 4 2 1.7 Ball Bounce Rhymes 4 2 1.7.1 Bouncy, bouncy ball-y; my sister's name is Poll-yUndated

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 4 2 1.7.2 Plain-sies,clap-sies,around-the-world, to back-sies, my right hand, my left hand, high-casie, low-casie, I touch my knee, I touch my toe, I touch my heelUndated

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 4 2 1.7.3 Put one O put two O's put three O'sUndated

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 4 2 1.7.4 The ABC StoryUndated

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 4 3 1.8 Birthday Rhymes and Sayings 4 3 1.8.1 Heavy, heavy hang over, thy poor head. Undated

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 4 4 1.9 Mnemonic Devices 4 4 1.9.1 Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Power = I2R. Undated

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 4 4 1.9.2 ARITHMETICUndated

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 4 4 1.9.3 How many days in the monthUndated

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 4 4 1.9.4 GEOGRAPHYUndated

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 4 4 1.9.5 Oscar Had A Heap Of ApplesUndated

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 4 4 1.9.6 Classifications of the animal worldUndated

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 4 4 1.9.7 CBA'sUndated

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 4 4 1.9.8 In Paris men are tall (cell division)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.9 Cold oysters seldom develop many precious pearls, the juices conceal too quickly (geologic table)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.10 The six P's (prior planning prevents piss-poor performance)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.11 Spring forward, Fall backUndated

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 4 4 1.9.12 Red port wineUndated

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 4 4 1.9.13 Johnny left portUndated

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 4 4 1.9.14 In l632 Columbus sailed the ocean blueUndated

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 4 4 1.9.15 MississippiUndated

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 4 4 1.9.16 FacetiousUndated

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 4 4 1.9.17 VIBGYOR to remember the colors of the rainbowUndated

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 4 4 1.9.18 Color mnemonic devices (i.e. Violet, violet you ate the toilet)Undated

.10 (Items)

 4 4 1.9.19 Degrees and QualificationsUndated

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 4 4 1.9.20 Musical Staff (Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge; FACE)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.21 VEG-A-TABLEUndated

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 4 4 1.9.22 Order of Operations in MathematicsUndated

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 4 4 1.9.23 CONSTANTINOPLEUndated

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 4 4 1.9.24 Soh Cah Toa (Sine, Cosine, Tangent)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.25 Mnemonic device for North, South, East, WestUndated

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 4 4 1.9.26 Various mnemonic devices for the Electrical Color CodeUndated

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 4 4 1.9.27 Compensation for Courses (for a private pilots license)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.28 The fate of Henry the VIII's six wives: divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survivedUndated

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 4 4 1.9.29 Adam Eats Nuts And Many Christmas Sweets (Book of Mormon Prophets(LDS)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.30 Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me Right Now (magnitudes of stars)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.31 H.O.M.E.S. (The Great Lakes, USA)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.32 "I" before "E", except after "C" or when sounded as "A", as in neighbor or weighUndated

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 4 4 1.9.33 A pints a pound, the world aroundUndated

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 4 4 1.9.34 V-A-C-A-TION Undated

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 4 4 1.9.35 My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas (planets) Undated

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 4 4 1.9.36 The sign of trig functionsUndated

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 4 4 1.9.37 How to learn the names of the books of the New TestamentUndated

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 4 4 1.9.38 LSMFTUndated

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 4 4 1.9.39 FORD: Found On the Road Dead Undated

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 4 4 1.9.40 For main cranial nerves; On Old Olympus Towering Top, A Finn And German Viewed Some HopsUndated

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 4 4 1.9.41 S 'n P: Sexy and Provocative Undated

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 4 4 1.9.42 A red Indian thought he might eat tabacco in church (arithmetic) Undated

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 4 4 1.9.43 Numb Skulls Rarely Agree (name, sex, race, age)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.44 Be My Little Gal (Brigerland General, Major General, Lieutenant General, General)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.45 R.H.I.P. (rank hath it's privileges)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.46 Eat A Darn Good Breakfast Early (E-A-D-G-B-E, guitar strings lowest to highest)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.47 FACE (letter spaces in treble clef)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.48 Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty one, except the second month to which we 28 'til leap year gives it twenty nineUndated

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 4 4 1.9.49 Way to remember the number of days in each month by counting on the handUndated

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 4 4 1.9.50 Using and spelling capitol and capital correctlyUndated

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 4 4 1.9.51 Good boys do fine always (remembering the notes in the bass clef)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.52 George Evans' Old Grandmother Rode A Pig Home Yesterday (How to spell Geography)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.53 Bad boys rape our young girls but violence goes wrong (Resistor colors)Undated

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 4 4 1.9.54 V-A-C-A-TIONUndated

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 4 5 1.10 Rhymes Used by Adults for Children 4 5 1.10.1 One, two, three; mother caught a flea (Medicine-taking rhyme) Undated

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 4 5 1.10.2 Giddy, giddy, gout; your shirttail's outUndated

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 4 5 1.10.3 The lightning flashed, the thunder roared, the little pigs laid down and snoredUndated

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 4 5 1.10.3.1 Lightning is a yellow gal Who lives among the cloudsUndated

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 4 5 1.10.3a Peek a boo I see you hiding behind the chair. Peek a boo I see you with the golden hairUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4 Bed-time Rhymes 4 5 1.10.4.1 Sleep tightUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.2 I'll tell you a story 'bout Jack McNoryUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.3 Me MudderUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.4 I once had a sweet little doll, the prettiest doll in the worldUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.5 My mother says she does not care about the color of my hairUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.6 Smile n' growUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.7 Don't let the bed bugs biteUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.8 Now I lay me down to sleep. See also: 5.2.3Undated

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 4 5 1.10.4.9 If you believe that mom's sleeping dust would put you to sleep, it willUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.10 "Off to bed," said SleepyheadUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.11 There was an old man who had a calf-that's halfUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.12 Faster faster faster, us moo mooUndated

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 1.10.4.13 Angels at the foot, and angels at the headUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.14 See you in the morning's milkUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.15 Go to bed, cover your head, pretend you're deadUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.16 Snug as a Bug in a RugUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.17 Let's go to bed said sleepy head, no, no said Moe, let's have a smoke before we goUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.18 Nighty-niteUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.19 Clock in the knee, sing a treeUndated

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 4 5 1.10.4.20 Rock-a-Baby-ByeUndated

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 4 6 1.10.5 Sing at the tableUndated

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 4 6 1.10.6 The cat-eggs and sit-stills will get youUndated

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 4 6 1.10.7 Tingle Tangley get for home or I'll get you with a big black combUndated

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 4 6 1.10.8 Once there was a robin/Who lived outside our doorUndated

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 4 6 1.10.9 Don't stick your head out the window too far, It might go home in another carUndated

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 4 6 1.10.10 Christopher RobinUndated

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 4 6 1.10.11 Dandling Rhymes (Knee-bouncing) 4 6 1.10.11.1 Trot, trot to Boston. (Dandling rhyme)Undated

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 4 6 1.10.11.2 This is the way the gentlemen ride.../Poor man's horse goesUndated

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 4 6 1.10.11.3 Grasshopper sittin' on a sweet potato vine. (Old Gray Goose)Undated

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 4 6 1.10.11.4 We ride a cocked horse to Banbury crossUndated

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 4 6 1.10.11.5 Ponyboy, ponyboy, won't you be my ponyboyUndated

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 4 6 1.10.11.6 This is the way the ladies rideUndated

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 4 6 1.10.11.7 Trot trot to Boston on a little horseUndated

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 4 6 1.10.11.8 Ride a horsey, go to townUndated

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 4 6 1.10.11.9 Hoppe, hoppe reiterUndated

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 4 6 1.10.11.10 Shoe the old horseUndated

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 4 6 1.10.12 _____, ______ strong and able, Get your elbows off the tableUndated

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 4 6 1.10.13 Fishy, fishy in the brook, come and bite on Daddy's hookUndated

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 4 6 1.10.14 Teddy Bear picnicUndated

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 4 6 1.10.15 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 All good children go to heavenUndated

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 4 6 1.10.16 Wee Willie Weer, what he doesn't like, he doesn't hearUndated

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 4 6 1.10.17 First ya say do, then ya say don'tUndated

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 4 6 1.10.18 I buy ya' books and buy ya' booksUndated

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 4 6 1.10.19 Yesterday was hike day, wasn't it greatUndated

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 4 6 1.10.20 There was a bee, sat on the wall, and he did buzz, and that was allUndated

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 4 6 1.10.21 Juba this and Juba that, Juba killed a yellow catUndated

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 4 6 1.10.22 I am a little Hindoo, I do the best I kindoUndated

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 4 6 1.10.23 One, two, two and a half, two and three quartersUndated

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 4 6 1.10.24 It shows in your faceUndated

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 4 6 1.10.25 Good morning little sunshine, what made you wake so soonUndated

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 4 6 1.10.26 Shut the windows, shut the doors; they're comin' in the windows, they're comin' in the doorsUndated

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 4 6 1.10.27 I love me, I think I'm grandUndated

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 4 7 1.10.28 Up in a swingUndated

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 4 7 1.10.29 Ain't ain't a word, and you ain't supposed to say itUndated

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 4 7 1.10.31 Persian rhyme for childrenUndated

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 4 7 1.10.32 Persian hand play for childrenUndated

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 4 7 1.10.33 Tired and sleepy the thumb went to bed, the pointer so straight fell down on his headUndated

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 4 7 1.10.34 Here's a Sulky Sue, what shall we do? Turn her face to the wall till she comes toUndated

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 4 7 1.10.35 You've been bad, I'm so gladUndated

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 4 7 1.10.36 Oh, Father Brigham may I go out to tradeUndated

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 4 7 1.10.37 Eye drop nose drop chin drop tickle, tickle, tickleUndated

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 4 7 1.10.38 Shoe a little horsey, Shoe a little mare, Let little (Child's name) foot go bareUndated

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 4 7 1.10.39 Rock-a-bye, don't you cry, we'll go to grandma's over the hill, behind the mill, to see the little lambiesUndated

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 4 8 1.11 Anti-school Rhymes and Sayings 4 8 1.11.1 Help murder police! My teacher fell in the greaseUndated

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 4 8 1.11.2 There is no school todayUndated

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 4 8 1.11.3 School is like a fan, stand in front of it and it blows, stand behind it and it sucksUndated

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 4 8 1.11.4 Ta Ra Da Boom De Ay, there is no school todayUndated

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 4 8 1.11.5 No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looksUndated

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 4 8 1.11.6 Spring has sprung/The grass has risen ____ more days til we're out of prisonUndated

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 4 8 1.11.7 Dogs have fleas, skunks stink, one more week and we're out of the clink!Undated

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 4 8 1.11.8 Marijuana, Marijuana, LSD, LSDUndated

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 4 8 1.11.9 Hi ho Hi ho, its away from school we goUndated

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 4 8 1.11.11 Schools out, schools out, Teacher let the monkeys outUndated

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 4 8 1.11.12 When teacher rings the bell, you drop your books and run like hellUndated

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 4 8 1.11.13 If I had one wish . . . They never have to go to schoolUndated

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 4 8 1.11.14 I quit school becauseUndated

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 4 8 1.11.15 Bad teachers become prinipals. Bad principals are promoted to the district officeUndated

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 4 8 1.11.16 Row, row,row your boat gently up the stream. Throw your teacher out of the boat and listen to her screamUndated

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 4 8 1.11.17 Oh yea, all those underwater basket weaving classesUndated

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 4 8 1.11.18 Burning classes (Skipping class)Undated

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 4 8 1.11.19 In case of flood stand on this book, it's dryUndated

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 4 8 1.11.20 On top of Old Smokey, all covered with sand I shot my teacher with a green rubber bandUndated

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 4 8 1.11.21 I'm a Chiquita banana, and I'm here to say. If you want to get rid of your teacher todayUndated

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 4 8 1.11.22 Now I lay me down to rest before I take tomorrow's testUndated

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 4 8 1.11.23 Hark the herald angels shout six more days till we get out, six more days till we can tell USU to go to hellUndated

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 4 8 1.11.24 Glory, glory Allelina, Sister hit me with the rulerUndated

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 4 8 1.11.25 George Washington Wash, George is washing the Washington BridgeUndated

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 4 8 1.11.26 Little grains of powder and little dots of paint, make my teachers freckles look like they ain'tUndated

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 4 8 1.11.27 Spring has sprung, the grass has risen, nine more days, and we're out of prisonUndated

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 4 8 1.11.28 Teacher, teacher, floating down the Delaware chewing on her underwear, couldn't ford another pair. Ten days later, eaten by a polar bear, that's how the polar bear diesUndated

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 4 8 1.11.29 Now I lay me down to sleep, if I die before I wake, that's one more test I won't have to takeUndated

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 4 8 1.11.30 I quit school because one day the teacher said 2+2=4, the next day she said 3+1=4 but I graduated from the University of Hard KnocksUndated

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 4 8 1.11.31 I don't mind school, its just the principle of the thingUndated

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 4 8 1.11.32 School's out, school's out, teacher let the monkey out, no more homework, no more books, no more teachers dirty looksUndated

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 4 8 1.11.33 'Twas the night before finalsUndated

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 4 8 1.11.34 You attend school every day of your lifeUndated

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 4 9 1.12 Catch Phrases 4 9 1.12.1 Adam and Eve and pinch-me-quickUndated

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 4 9 1.12.2 I'm rubber, you're glueUndated

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 4 10 1.13 Playground Rhymes 4 10 1.13.1 Walking and Marching Rhymes 4 10 1.13.1.1 I left, I left, I left my wife and 48 kidsUndated

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 4 10 1.13.2 Monkey bar Rhymes 4 10 1.13.2.1 I'm a little angel, saying my prayersUndated

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 4 10 1.13.3 School Rivalry 4 10 1.13.3.1 Lincoln stinks while Stewart thinksUndated

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 4 10 1.13.3.2 Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eyeUndated

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 4 10 1.13.3.3 2,4,6,8 who do we especially hate ______Undated

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 4 10 1.13.4 Birdie, birdie in the sky, let a turdie in my eyeUndated

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 4 10 1.13.5 2,4,6,8 who do we especially hate ______ Undated

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 4 10 1.13.6 Here comes Billy Walkin' down the DelawareUndated

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 4 11 1.14 Holiday Rhymes 4 11 1.14.1 Halloween 4 11 1.14.1.1 We are beggars from the street, we want something good to eatUndated

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 4 11 1.14.1.2 Trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eatUndated

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 4 11 1.14.1.3 Say cookies or cakes or off go your gatesUndated

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 4 12 1.15 Rhymes and Sayings Concerning Sex 1.15.1 Down by the river where nobody goes, there lives a lady without any clothes, along came a hippie swinging a chain. Undated

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 4 13 1.0 Miscellaneous 4 13 1.0.1 In a dark, dark wood, there was a dark, dark houseUndated

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 4 13 1.0.2 I'd rather be dead than red in the headUndated

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 4 13 1.0.3 ________, ________, I've been thinking, what on earth have you been drinkingUndated

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 4 13 1.0.4 Cindy's mad, and I am glad, cause I know what will please herUndated

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 4 13 1.0.5 I've been bad, and I'm in bed, for all the naughty things I said

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 4 13 1.0.6 Bobby went down to the ocean, Bobby went down to the sea, Bobby broke a bottleUndated

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 4 13 1.0.7 Hands are dirty, my oh my, we go wash them you and I. Went to the garden just to playUndated

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 4 13 1.0.8 Silence in the court, the monkey wants to speak, the first one to speak, is the monkey of the week, speak monkey speakUndated

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 4 13 1.0.9 Coke-a-Cola went to town, Pepsi-Cola shot him down, Dr. Pepper fixed him up, now we're drinkin' 7-UpUndated

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 4 13 1.0.10 Oh my finger, oh my thumb, oh my belly, oh my bumUndated

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 4 13 1.0.11 King Kong played ping pong with a 40 foot ding dongUndated

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4 13 1.0.12 Postie PostieUndated

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 4 13 1.0.13 Sweet little Emily Rose was tired and sought to reposeUndated

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 4 13 1.0.14 Dead man, Dead manUndated

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 4 13 1.0.15 Clapping rhymeUndated

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 4 13 1.0.16 When you dry, No one sees why, You're just a bawlbabyUndated

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 4 13 1.0.17 I L-O-V-E you, I K-I-S-S you, I K-I-S-S you on the F-A-C-E faceUndated

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 4 13 1.0.18 Red, red, wet your bed, wipe it up with gingerbreadUndated

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 4 13 1.0.19 First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes (persons name) with the baby carriageUndated

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 4 13 1.0.20 Get up you sleepy head...it's almost time for dinnerUndated

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 4 13 1.0.21 Accidentally had an AccidentUndated

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 2. Fun and Humorous Rhymes and Sayings 5 1 2.1 Nonsense or Humorous Rhymes or Sayings 5 1 2.1.1 I run the stairs down, throw the horse through the windowUndated

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 5 1 2.1.2 Ooey Gooey was a wormUndated

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 5 1 2.1.3 One bright night in the middle of the day, Two dead boys got up to playUndated

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 5 1 2.1.4 Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bearUndated

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 5 1 2.1.5 Bessie met a bus, and the bus met BessieUndated

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 5 1 2.1.6 Timothy Ticklefeather L.L.DUndated

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 5 1 2.1.7 A peanut sat on a railroad trackUndated

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 5 1 2.1.8 There was a little chiggerUndated

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 5 1 2.1.9 They walked down the lane togetherUndated

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 5 1 2.1.10 I've never seen a purple cowUndated

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 5 1 2.1.11 A man went out a huntin', 'twas on a Sunday morn. (Don't help the bear.)Undated

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 5 1 2.1.12 Me not knowing to an absolute certainty am unable to articulate on such a delicate subjectUndated

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 5 1 2.1.13 Of all the fishes in the seaUndated

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 5 1 2.1.14 Ladies and gentleman; horses and mulesUndated

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 5 1 2.1.15 I went to the show of tomorrowUndated

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 5 1 2.1.16 I had a little dog and his name was JackUndated

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 5 1 2.1.17 Confucius say: "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger"Undated

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 5 1 2.1.18 Spider, spider on the wallUndated

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 5 1 2.1.19 Once there was an elephant who tried to use the telephantUndated

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 5 2 2.1.20 Bat, bat, come under my hatUndated

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 5 2 2.1.21 By the sewer I lived, by the sewer I died. Some called it murder, but I called it sewersideUndated

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 5 2 2.1.22 In Dirty Town there is a street, the street is made of glassUndated

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 5 2 2.1.23 Party hearty, die young and have a good looking corpseUndated

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 5 2 2.1.24 Man who live in glass house... See also: 8.P22 and 5.5.5 Undated

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 5 2 2.1.25 Man can not live on bread alone, he need peanut butterUndated

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 5 2 2.1.26 I get up with Protest, I have breakfast with Arthur, I have supper with Icy Hot, and go to bed with Ben GayUndated

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 5 2 2.1.27 You're too old to ride the range granny, you can't even keep your calves togetherUndated

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 5 2 2.1.28 Thirty purple birds a sitting on a curb, chirpin' and burpin' eatin' dirty wormsUndated

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 5 2 2.1.29 For Chrysler sake, you son of Buick, quit Fording around, or I'll kick you in the NashUndated

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 5 2 2.1.30 Seagull, seagull in the sky, dropped some whitewash in my eye. Don't you worry, I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't flyUndated

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 5 2 2.1.31 Johnny Ivans caught a mouse, round him wrapped the ropeUndated

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 5 2 2.1.32 January can February March, no April May, now June don't you-Ju lyUndated

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 5 2 2.1.33 Here I stand upon the stage, how do you like my figureUndated

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 5 2 2.1.34 As I was going down the street, amid the snow and falling sleetUndated

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 5 2 2.1.35 The thunder roared, the lightening crashed, the tree fell, the frog got smashedUndated

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 5 2 2.1.36 Birdie with a yellow bill climbed upon my window sillUndated

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 5 2 2.1.37 Tarzan the ape man, swinging from a rubberbandUndated

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 5 2 2.1.38 Stricklin', Stricklin' is a very good man, he tries to teach us all he canUndated

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 5 2 2.1.39 Somebody left the door open and the wrong dogs came homeUndated

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 5 2 2.1.40 I'm a hard dog to keep under the porchUndated

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 5 3 2.1.41 A good day for ducksUndated

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 5 3 2.1.42 The shortest distance between two points is under constructionUndated

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 5 3 2.1.43 When you see the light at the end of the tunnel it's probably the headlights of the oncoming train!Undated

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 5 3 2.1.44 In the game of life they claim, there's only one reward. It isn't how you played the game, but how often you have scoredUndated

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 5 3 2.1.45 Old Indian saying saysUndated

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 5 3 2.1.46 Figures don't lie, it's how liars figureUndated

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 5 3 2.1.47 Confucius say: "Man who dances with tall lady gets bust in mouth"Undated

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 5 3 2.1.48 Confucius say: "This conversation, like TV on honeymoon, not necessary"Undated

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 5 3 2.1.49 I'd like to buy him for what he's worth, and sell him for what he thinks he's worthUndated

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 5 3 2.1.50 Love sticks where it lights, even if it's a manure pileUndated

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 5 3 2.1.51 Put it on the account of the dust, and let the rain settle itUndated

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 5 3 2.1.52 If God wanted man to live in a rainy climate, he would have provided man with webbed feetUndated

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 5 3 2.1.53 If you haven't seen it before, you won't know what it is, and if you have, you won't be surprisedUndated

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 5 3 2.1.54 Love doesn't make the world go around, it just makes you dizzy so that it feels like itUndated

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 5 3 2.1.55 We must have fallen into a lens grinder, we're making a spectacle of ourselvesUndated

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 5 3 2.1.56 Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menuUndated

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 5 3 2.1.57 If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his [butt] every time he hoppedUndated

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 5 3 2.1.58 Give a woman an inch and she'll try to park a car in itUndated

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 5 3 2.1.59 Have fun, if you can't, be good, if you can't, be careful, if you can't, name it after meUndated

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 5 3 2.1.60 Doing nothing is the most tiresome thing in the world because you can't quit and restUndated

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 5 3 2.1.61 There was a man in our town, And he was wondrous wiseUndated

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 5 3 2.1.62 Little Willie was a chemist, Little Willie is no moreUndated

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 5 3 2.1.63 Closeness only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, jazz, slow dancesUndated

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 5 3 2.1.64 Due to the inner workings and hidden mechanisms of my chronometerUndated

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 5 3 2.1.65 If the ocean was beer and I was duck, I would dive to the bottom and drink my way upUndated

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 5 3 2.1.66 Did you know that if your parents didn't have any kids you probably won't either?Undated

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 5 3 2.1.67 Girls when they went out to swim, once dressed like Mother HubbardUndated

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 5 3 2.1.68 Gene, Gene made a machineUndated

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 5 3 2.1.69 Is a caterpillar ticklish?Undated

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 5 3 2.1.70 Sons of Bs. (Here's to the busy little bee, with sex so small you cannot see.)Undated

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 5 3 2.1.71 As I was streetin' down the walkUndated

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 5 3 2.1.72 Sinkers honkers sick spend. (Sing a song of sixpence.)Undated

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 5 4 2.1.73 There was a man upon the stairUndated

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 5 4 2.1.74 Blood and brains all over; Eyes rolling down the gutter like marbles, And me with out a spoonUndated

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 5 4 2.1.75 Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, insulated money meatsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.76 Scab sandwich puss on top, monkey vomit, camel snot, chopped up eyeballs, chicken fat too; scab sandwich, good for you!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.77 Green sailor told to get the donkey from the mangerUndated

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 5 4 2.1.78 Better watch your head, there ain't enough room in here to swing a catUndated

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 5 4 2.1.79 There once was a hobo named Fred, he go a drink and now is dead, Fred was bold as the story is told, the commode did fall on his headUndated

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 5 4 2.1.80 There once a girl named Mirttle, who amused herself with a sea turtle, but what was phenomenal was her swelling abdominal, reviled that the turtle was fertleUndated

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 5 4 2.1.81 Hubba, Hubba, Ding, Ding, lookout baby- you've got everythingUndated

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 5 4 2.1.82 There once was a girl, who had a curl, right in the middle of her forehead, when she was good, she was very, very good, when she was bad, she was horribleUndated

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 5 4 2.1.83 One stocking buy him, two white stockings try him, three white stockings be on the sly four white stockings pass him by. (Horse rhyme)Undated

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 5 4 2.1.84 Beer on whisky mighty risky, Whisky on beer never fearUndated

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 5 4 2.1.85 It sleeps four and screws eight!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.86 Confucius says: Woman who keeps man in dog house ends up in cat houseUndated

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 5 4 2.1.87 Just like a woman. They've always got their hand outUndated

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 5 4 2.1.88 Oh that's just like girls, and their stupidity inactionsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.89 It snowed and the wind blew so hard it took two men to shovel the snow out of the window that had blown in the keyholeUndated

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 5 4 2.1.90 I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tailUndated

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 5 4 2.1.91 Winston tastes bad like that one I just had-no filter, no flavor, just a rolled up piece of paperUndated

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 5 4 2.1.92 Loose strap means floppy titsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.93 Pretty face, pretty figure, go away boys, until I'm biggerUndated

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 5 4 2.1.94 My name is L-i L-i, chick-a-li chick-a-li pom pom beauty kiss my booty, Chinese, Japanese, Indian ChiefUndated

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 5 4 2.1.95 Down by the ocean, down by the sea, Johnny broke a bottle and blamed it on me. I told Ma and Ma told Pa and Johnny got a lickin' so ha, ha, haUndated

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 5 4 2.1.96 Comet it makes your mouth smell clean, comet it tastes like listerine. Comet will make you vomit, so get your comet and vomit today!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.97 My name is Ricardo, I am a retardo, I go to the neighborhood churchUndated

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 5 4 2.1.98 The wise old owl sat in an oak. The more he heard the more he spoke. The less he spoke the more he heard. Why can't you be like that birdUndated

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 5 4 2.1.99 Procrastination is my sin. It brings me great sorrow. I really must stop doing this. In fact, I'll start tomorrowUndated

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 5 4 2.1.100 There once was a man from Boston who bought himself an Austin, there was room for his (explitive) and a gallon of gas but his balls hung out and he lost themUndated

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 5 4 2.1.101 Knock, knock, knock my little lady, here comes Nancy at the door she's a little lady and I don't mean maybe, so we don't need Sandra anymoreUndated

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 5 4 2.1.102 Saturday night is my delight, and so is Sunday morning, but Sunday noon, it comes to soon, too close to Monday morningUndated

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 5 4 2.1.103 Confucius say: "Person who kisses another with a fever gets a hot lip!"Undated

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 5 4 2.1.104 The Lord he made a (explitive), he made it in the night. Made his in such a hurry, forgot to make him whiteUndated

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 5 4 2.1.105 I had an old hen she had a wooden leg and everytime she cackled she laid a wooden eggUndated

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 5 4 2.1.106 Tick tock this chair is locked and nobody can get on itUndated

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 5 4 2.1.107 I went downtown to letter a mail and a bark came out and dogged at me so I rocked a pick and said, If you don't quit that I'll block your knock offUndated

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 5 4 2.1.108 I had a little flower garden, but my love for it was dead, for I found a bachelor button in my black eyed Susan's bedUndated

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 5 4 2.1.109 Thirty purple birds, sitting on a curbUndated

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 5 4 2.1.110 Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, pickin' their nose and chewin' it, chewin' itUndated

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 5 4 2.1.111 Well, I had a little chicken and it wouldn't lay and egg so I poured boiling water up and down it's legUndated

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 5 4 2.1.112 A lindie with a yellow bill hopped upon my window sillUndated

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 5 4 2.1.113 One hen two ducks three squaling geeseUndated

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 5 4 2.1.114 Oh the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn and the farmer said it wouldn't do any harmUndated

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 5 4 2.1.115 There's a soldier in the grass with a bullet up his-- now don't get alarmed, it's only up his armUndated

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 5 4 2.1.116 When I was young and in my prime, I use to do it all the time. But now that I'm old and grey, I can only do it once a dayUndated

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 5 4 2.1.117 How the heck...can I wash my neck, if it ain't going to rain no more?Undated

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 5 4 2.1.118 Whispering is lying, lying is sin...and when you get to heaven-- they won't let you in!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.119 I know you believe you think you understand what I said. But what I don't think you know is that what I said is not what I meantUndated

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 5 4 2.1.120 Sugar is sweet, lemons are sour, refried beans make Chicano PowerUndated

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 5 4 2.1.121 If he can remember so many jokes with all the details to mold them why can't he recall with equal skill how many times he's told themUndated

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 5 4 2.1.122 Now I lay me down to sleep with my candy at my feet if I day before I awake you know I died of a bellyacheUndated

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 5 4 2.1.123 Roses are red, violets are blue, I may be horny but not for youUndated

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 5 4 2.1.124 Go jump in a lake and swallow a snake and come back with a bellyacheUndated

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 5 4 2.1.125 Spring is here! Spring in come! The bird is on the wing! My, my, how absurd, I thought the wing was on the birdUndated

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 5 4 2.1.126 My name is Robin Redbreast I live up in a tree I have worms for breakfast and have feathers on my kneeUndated

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 5 4 2.1.127 That's life, what's life, a magazine, how much does it cost, tweny-five cents, I remember when it was a dime, that's lifeUndated

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 5 4 2.1.128 David and Nancy up a tree, K,I,S,S,I,N,G, first comes love, then comes marriage then comes David with a baby carriageUndated

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 5 4 2.1.129 Rub a dub a dub three men in the tub, one turned out the lights, and hit the others with a clubUndated

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 5 4 2.1.130 One dark night three burglars were in a den one said "I'll tell you a story" and this is how it began. One dark night three burglars were in a denUndated

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 5 4 2.1.131 Ain't you got no paper? Ain't you got no paper?Undated

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 5 4 2.1.132 Georgy Porgy Puppin J Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the girls came out to play Georgy Porgy ran awayUndated

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 5 4 2.1.133 Here stands Brigham high on his perch, with his hand to the bank and his (explitive) to the churchUndated

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 5 4 2.1.134 D-liver D-letter D-sooner D-betterUndated

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 5 4 2.1.135 Once- a wish, twice- a kiss, three times- a letter, four times-something better (sneezing)Undated

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 5 4 2.1.136 Yarrow Yarrow thee I pluckUndated

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 5 4 2.1.137 Mommy, mommy, daddy just threw up! So what Junior. But Jimmy's getting all the big pieces!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.138 Shama, Shama, she's no good, chop her up for firewood, if the wood doesn't burn then we know Shama's a worm!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.139 The old grey mare she ain't what she used to be. Go in a motor boat pupped up her petticoatUndated

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 5 4 2.1.140 I love you, I love you, I love you, I do. But don't get excited, I love monkeys tooUndated

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 5 4 2.1.141 I had a little pig with a nose that could dig all around the ground in the dirtUndated

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 5 4 2.1.142 I love you, I love you, I love you so well, if I had a peanut I'd give you the shellUndated

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 5 4 2.1.143 Twas in a restaurant they first met, Romeo and Juliet 'twas there he got into debt 'cause Rom-owed what Juli-etUndated

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 5 4 2.1.144 Sugar is sweet, coal is black, do me a favor and sit on a tackUndated

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 5 4 2.1.145 I wish I had a bar of soap, oh so clean and shiney-for I would float around the tub all day and it clean for my honeyUndated

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 5 4 2.1.146 I've got to stop smoking, my doctor has said, or else when I'm seven I'm sure to be deadUndated

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 5 4 2.1.147 I shot an arrow into the air, it came to earth I knew not where...until I heard my neighbor swearUndated

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 5 4 2.1.148 This Thursday which is Good Friday there will be a mother's meeting for fathers only. The admission is free you pay at the door when you pull up a chair and sit on the floorUndated

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 5 4 2.1.149 Up I go, down I go Ho HoUndated

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 5 4 2.1.150 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, when you bend over I can see your bustUndated

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 5 4 2.1.151 Mares eat oats, does eat oats, and little lambs eat ive, a kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?Undated

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 5 4 2.1.152 There was a (explitive) who wouldn't grow no biggerUndated

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 5 4 2.1.153 There was an old lady and she could do, she could do. She could jump in the lake and so can you, so can youUndated

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 5 4 2.1.154 I went to the hen house on my knees, I thought I heard a chicken sneeze, she sneezed sohard with whooping cough, she sneezed her head and tail right offUndated

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 5 4 2.1.155 Tick tock the game's locked and nobody else can playUndated

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 5 4 2.1.156 My mother gave me fifty cents to see the elephant jump the fenceUndated

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 5 4 2.1.157 Motor Boat, Motor Boat go so fast Motor Boat, Motor Boat burned off your (explitive)Undated

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 5 4 2.1.158 Tick tock the game is locked and nobody else can play; if they do we'll take their shoe, and keep it for a week or twoUndated

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 5 4 2.1.159 Roses are blue, violets are red, if you believe this examine your head!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.160 The moon shines east, the moon shines west, but in the cellar, moonshines bestUndated

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 5 4 2.1.161 Hello operator; get me number nine, if she is in the bathtub then kick her in the ________Undated

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 5 4 2.1.162 I had a little pony,he was dapple gray, I loaned him to a lady to ride five miles awayUndated

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 5 4 2.1.163 Behind the refrigerator I found a piece of galss. Along came kitty and cut it's ________Undated

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 5 4 2.1.164 Two's a couple, three's a crowd, four on the sidewalk is never allowed!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.165 Amen, Brother Ben caught a goose killed a hen. Then said AmenUndated

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 5 4 2.1.166 Mother may I go out to swim? Yes my darling daughter. Hang your clothes on a hickory limb but don't go near the waterUndated

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 5 4 2.1.167 Me Chinese, me play joke. Me go pee-pee in your cokeUndated

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 5 4 2.1.168 When afraid or in doubt, run in cirlces and scream and shoutUndated

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 5 4 2.1.169 Me Chinese, me no dumb. Me plug toilet paper up your bumUndated

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 5 4 2.1.170 Chinese, Japenese, dirty knees, look at theseUndated

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 5 4 2.1.171 Tarzan the monkey man, hangeing on a rubberband. Lost his pants and away he ranUndated

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 5 4 2.1.172 I had a whistle and it wouldn't whistle, I had a steel whistle and it still wouldn't whistle, Now I have a tin whistle and now I tin whistleUndated

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 5 4 2.1.173 Oh gee it's certainly fine to cruise all day long in the tall yellow pineUndated

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 5 4 2.1.174 Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat wormsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.175 Bobby Shaftoes's gone to sea, silver buckles on his knees. He'll come back and marry me. Pretty Bobby ShaftoeUndated

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 5 4 2.1.176 Cantaloupeses! Cantalopes! What is the prize? Right for a dollar and all very niceUndated

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 5 4 2.1.177 A diller, a dollar, a 10 o'clock scholarUndated

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 5 4 2.1.178 Upon my word and honor as I went to Banner, I met a pig without a wig upon my word and honorUndated

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 5 4 2.1.179 Eggs, butter, cheese, bread, stick, stock, stone, dead, stick him up, stick him down, stick him in the old man's crownUndated

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 5 4 2.1.180 Eena, deena, dina, duss, katla, weena, wina, wiss, spit, spot, must be done, twiddlum, twaddlum, tweny oneUndated

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 5 4 2.1.181 I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, toot, tootUndated

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 5 4 2.1.182 Hi diddle dee dee, it's celibacy for me!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.183 Ten thousand Swedes came through the weeds to battle one sick NorwegianUndated

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 5 4 2.1.184 Bumblebee, bumblebee under the barn carries his honey sack under his arm. When he comes out he goes bzzzzzzzUndated

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 5 4 2.1.185 Boys have the muscles, teachers have the brains, girls got the sexy legs...so we win the game!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.186 Tickle, tickle on the knee if you laugh you don't love meUndated

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 5 4 2.1.187 1, 2 Freddy's coming for you! 3, 4 Better lock your doorUndated

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 5 4 2.1.188 Huckleberrry Island X marks the spot up the stream, down the stream dot, dot, dotUndated

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 5 4 2.1.189 There was th'little genie with a 10 foot weenieUndated

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 5 4 2.1.190 In 19 hundred and 10 the women chased the men, they had no middies to hit their titties in 19 hundred and 10Undated

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 5 4 2.1.191 When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter...diarrheaUndated

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 5 4 2.1.192 Behold the turtle! He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.193 Confucuis say: seven days of dieting makes one weakUndated

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 5 4 2.1.194 _______, ________, Tee Al Ee, go _______ Tee legged, Tow legged, Bow legged, ________Undated

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 5 4 2.1.195 _________ is no good, chop him up for firewood!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.196 Blessed be the brief, for they shall have lower phone billsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.197 The old grey mare went floatin' down the Delaware, chewin' on her underwear. Ten years later, bitten by a polar bear. Poor polar bearUndated

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 5 4 2.1.198 My girlish girth causes mamma woe; she hoped as I grew up 'twould go. Well here I am- but mama's blue, for "up" was not the way I grewUndated

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 5 4 2.1.199 If Red Riding Hood lived today the modern lass would scorn her, she only had to meet wolf. Not one on every cornerUndated

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 5 4 2.1.200 Girl in glass house, better not have sexy boyfriendUndated

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 5 4 2.1.201 Man in glass house, better dress in basementUndated

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 5 4 2.1.202 Rastus, Rastus, what are you theat potato patch without yo' clothes on? Don't you know them potatoes got eyes?Undated

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 5 4 2.1.203 My nose itches, I smell peaches, somebody's coming with a hole in their britchesUndated

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 5 4 2.1.204 Football season is the only time of year when a young man can walk down the street with a blaket on one arm and a blonde on the other without encountering raised eyebrowsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.205 The United States has Johnny Cash, Richard Nixon, and Bob Hope. We have no Cash, Turdeau, and no HopeUndated

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 5 4 2.1.206 Of all the fishes in the sea, I'd rather be a bassUndated

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 5 4 2.1.207 Everyon's doing it, doing it, doing it. Pickin' their nose and chewin it, chewing itUndated

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 5 4 2.1.208 The Whiteman came to Africa with a bible in his handsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.209 It isn't fair, I must confess in fact, it makes me fairly ill! The bird of paradise is killed to dress the lady who is dressed to killUndated

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 5 4 2.1.210 Spring is sprung fall is riz, I wonder where the rabbits isUndated

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 5 4 2.1.211 Confusses say: Duck that fly upside down quack upUndated

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 5 4 2.1.212 Farmer, farmer let me downUndated

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 5 4 2.1.213 Far-dizzarre ha ha!Undated

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 5 4 2.1.214 Did you ever see a rubber-stamp?Undated

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 5 4 2.1.215 Scratch where it itches - even if it is in your britchesUndated

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 5 4 2.1.216 Did you know Smoky Bear has a furry godmother?Undated

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 5 4 2.1.217 Honest say we didn't come to molest nobody, we came just to rob the damn trainUndated

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 5 4 2.1.218 Cows may come and cows may go but the bull goes on foreverUndated

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 5 4 2.1.219 Listen, listen the cats a pissin; run run get the gun, oh heck he's all doneUndated

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 5 4 2.1.220 When you buy a wallet you get something for your moneyUndated

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 5 4 2.1.221 Did you see that guy with the gleem in his eye? He was brushing his teeth andUndated

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 5 4 2.1.222 Do the best you can, that's bad enoughUndated

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 5 4 2.1.223 Foxey Finder never smells his own behinderUndated

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 5 4 2.1.224 Confucious say: duck tht fly upside down quack upUndated

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 5 4 2.1.225 The ants in France crawl mainly in the pantsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.226 Skim milk drinkers make longer loversUndated

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 5 4 2.1.227 Thirty days have September, April, June and no wonder. All the rest eat peanut butter, except granny, and she drives a BuickUndated

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 5 4 2.1.228 He who has water in amp, has wet shortsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.229 Of all the birdies in the sky, I'd rather be a duck, and fly around the beach at night, to watch the people swimUndated

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 5 4 2.1.230 M R spiders, A R not, O S A R, C D B D eyes, M R spidersUndated

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 5 4 2.1.231 Ta da ta da boom de ay, my ol' daddy runned away, left me all his debts to pay, ta da ta da boom ayUndated

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 5 4 2.1.232 Push and pray and push and pray and pray and pray and prayUndated

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 5 4 2.1.233 Uncle Ned's mare is fat, Uncle Ned's mare is rare, Uncle Ned's mare is fat and rare, becasue he gets plenty of good fresh airUndated

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 5 4 2.1.234 One banana, two banana, three banana, four. Beenie cut a fart in the grocery store. Everybody suffocated. Everybody died. Beenie came out with two black eyesUndated

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 5 4 2.1.235 Goin' down the highway, sixty four, all of a sudden, Earl blew me out the door. The wheels couldn't take it, the engine fell apart, and it was all becasue of Earl's supersonic fartUndated

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 5 4 2.1.236 Confucious say: man who stand on toilet is high on potUndated

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 5 4 2.1.237 Collection of punsUndated

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 5 4 2.1.238 Idable-Indian-SqueetabalaUndated

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 5 4 2.1.239 Debate is what lures de fishUndated

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 5 4 2.1.240 Life's too short to dance with ugly womenUndated

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 5 4 2.1.241 No butts, no nuts, no nothingUndated

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 5 4 2.1.242 Then we flew through a crook in the clouds to a place where happiness reignedUndated

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 5 4 2.1.243 No More SchoolUndated

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 5 4 2.1.244 Cute Little GirlUndated

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 5 4 2.1.245 Everybody, Soembody, Anybody, NobodyUndated

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 5 4 2.1.246 Drinking Fountain PoemUndated

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 5 4 2.1.247 Selling the Goods in a Concession StandUndated

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 5 4 2.1.248 Friends RappingUndated

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 5 4 2.1.249 Confuscious Say: Boy who take girl to mountains is not on the levelUndated

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 5 4 2.1.250 Drive a nail in tofuUndated

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 5 4 2.1.251 Ladies and Jellybeans of the United States of AspharagusUndated

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 5 4 2.1.252 There once was a man from FirthUndated

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 5 4 2.1.253 I open the stairs and walked up the doorUndated

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 5 4 2.1.254 Bless youUndated

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 5 4 2.1.255 Teddy Bird Shit a turdUndated

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 5 4 2.1.256 Boys are made of green gooey gofer gutsUndated

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 5 5 2.2 Circular and Progressive Rhymes and Sayings 5 5 2.2.1 Died? I died once Undated

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 5 5 2.2.2 It was a dark and stormy nightUndated

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 5 5 2.2.3 Let me tell you a story about Jack and Nory, they went out to seaUndated

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 5 5 2.2.4 Once there was a cat with feet of cloth and eyes that were backwards. (English translation from Spanish)Undated

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 5 5 2.2.5 HELLLL-o everybody this is Harry Cemetery, if you are goodUndated

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 5 5 2.2.6 Easter time is the time for eggs, and the time for eggs is Easter timeUndated

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 5 5 2.2.7 That's life. What's life? A magazine. How much does it cost? 25 centsUndated

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 5 5 2.2.8 Obadire jumped in the fire. Fire fire was so hot, he jumped in a potUndated

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 5 5 2.2.9 Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-SUndated

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 5 5 2.2.10 Pete and Repete went down to the river to swimUndated

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 5 5 2.2.11 Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?Undated

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 5 5 2.2.12 Today is yesterday's tomorrow Undated

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 5 5 2.2.13 You remind me of a manUndated

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 5 5 2.2.14 Rickity, rackity, rust, you're not supposed to cuss, but damn it to hell, I like it so well, I must, I mist, I mustUndated

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 5 6 2.3 Riddles 5 6 2.3.1 Math and Spelling Riddles 5 6 2.3.1.1 As I was going to St. IvesUndated

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 5 6 2.3.1.2 ConstantinopleUndated

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 5 6 2.3.1.3 7,2,9,4,3,8,1,6. . .(Knight's movement on keypad)Undated

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 5 6 2.3.1.4 How deep is the snow if it comes up to a tall Indians (explitive) sitting on a horse?Undated

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 5 6 2.3.1.5 I was on my way to Boston. While traveling I met a man with 7 wivesUndated

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 5 6 2.3.1.6 The Rooster and the EggUndated

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 5 6 2.3.1.7 There are fifty dogs. Forty ate cats. How many didn't?Undated

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 5 6 2.3.2 Who/What am I? 5 6 2.3.2.1 What's Black and White and Read All Over?Undated

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 5 6 2.3.2.2 Man and son get in accident, doctor comes in and says, "That's my son!" Who is the doctor?Undated

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 5 6 2.3.2.3 It goes up stream and down stream, what is it? (Spanish riddle)Undated

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 5 6 2.3.2.4 Captain Tito cries to the heavens, what am I? (Spanish riddle)Undated

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 5 6 2.3.2.5 Water passes by my house, category of my heart, what am I? (Spanish riddle)Undated

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 5 6 2.3.2.6 Boys use it, girls like it, parents hate it. What is this 5-letter word>Undated

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 5 6 2.3.2.7 If you aim to give us a shot, we'll riddle you. What are we?Undated

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 5 6 2.3.2.8 I always wear my long thin hat and stand on one legUndated

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 5 6 2.3.2.9 My thunder comes before the lighteningUndated

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 5 6 2.3.0 Miscellaneous 5 6 2.3.0.1 Where do you bury the survivors?Undated

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 5 6 2.3.0.2 The oldest man who ever lived, died before his father didUndated

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 5 6 2.3.0.3 My father's house is filled with meatUndated

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 5 6 2.3.0.4 Romeo and Juilet are found dead on the floor in a bedroomUndated

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 5 6 2.3.0.5 Is that gnu? No, it's cowhideUndated

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 5 6 2.3.0.6 You are in a room with no windows or doorsUndated

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 5 6 2.3.0.7 Three friends decided to tracel to a distant island for a few weeks in the summer timeUndated

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 5 6 2.3.0.8 You're the bus driverUndated

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 5 6 2.3.0.9 There were two gilrs: Suzy and Sally, who both came from wealthy familiesUndated

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 5 6 2.3.0.10 If a plan crashes on the boarder of the US and Canada, where would the survivors be buried?Undated

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 5 7 2.4 Humorous Sayings Before and After Meals (Blessing and Prayer on Food) 5 7 2.4.1 Over the lips and over the gumsUndated

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 5 7 2.4.2 J'ai bien mange', J'ai bien bu, (I've eaten enough, I've drank enough. English translation from French)Undated

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 5 7 2.4.3 Bless the bread, bless the meat. Say amen and let's all eatUndated

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 5 7 2.4.4 Uncle Ben's blessingsUndated

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 5 7 2.4.5 Eat everything on your plate or the sun won't shine tomorrowUndated

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 5 7 2.4.6 Good food, good meat, good God, let's eatUndated

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 5 7 2.4.7 Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost, who eats the fastest gets the mostUndated

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 5 7 2.4.8 Itadakimas. (I humbly partake. English translation from Japanese)Undated

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 5 7 2.4.9 First one to eat the stew washes the dishesUndated

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 5 7 2.4.10 Eh--Ah--Beh--Oo--Em. (Heavenly Father, bless the food, Amen.)Undated

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 5 7 2.4.11 'Squeet. (Used in Navy to mean Let's go eat.)Undated

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 5 7 2.4.12 Oh Lord, cause that this won't distress me, but I know it willUndated

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 5 7 2.4.13 Rubadub dub, bless the grub, amenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.14 Hell with the potatoes, damn with the meat, anyone who's hungry dig in and eatUndated

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 5 7 2.4.15 God is good, God is greatUndated

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 5 7 2.4.16 Pass the potatoes, pass the meat, turn over your plates, and start to eatUndated

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 5 7 2.4.17 Little fishy in the dishy, amenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.18 O, Lord, bless this food and us'n that et itUndated

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 5 7 2.4.19 Bless the spuds, bless the meat, look our Lord, we're going to eatUndated

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 5 7 2.4.20 Eat up and give the house a good nameUndated

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 5 7 2.4.21 Amen, brother Ben, shot the goose and killed the henUndated

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 5 7 2.4.22 Fishes in the dishes, AmenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.23 People starving in ChinaUndated

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 5 7 2.4.24 We waited for you. Just like one pig waits for another pigUndated

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 5 7 2.4.25 Hail Mary, full of grace three rabbits had a race. One fell down and skinned his face, the other two went on with the raceUndated

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 5 7 2.4.26 If you don't see it, don't ask for itUndated

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 5 7 2.4.27 Foo as a puggyUndated

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 5 7 2.4.28 Who'll carve the turkey? I'll mangle the goldurn bird! Undated

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 5 7 2.4.29 I'm blubbed Undated

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 5 7 2.4.30 Better belly bust, than good food go to wasteUndated

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 5 7 2.4.31 The one that eats the most, gets the most desertUndated

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 5 7 2.4.32 Come lord Jesus be our guest and let these gifts to us be blessed-AmenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.33 Our Father in Heaven, we thank thee for the food my mother has repaired for our useUndated

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 5 7 2.4.34 Padre Celestial gracias por la comida en nombre je Jesuchristo, amenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.35 Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub lord, lets eatUndated

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 5 7 2.4.36 Oh, lord, bless this food and us'n that et itUndated

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 5 7 2.4.37 Bless the fishies in the dishies, amenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.38 Rub a dub dub: thanks for the grub, yay-God!Undated

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 5 7 2.4.39 Through the teeth and through the gums look out stomach here it comesUndated

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 5 7 2.4.40 God is good, god is gret, let us thank him for our food. By his hand we must be fed, give us Lord our daily breadUndated

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 5 7 2.4.41 Good bread, good meat, now dammit, lets eatUndated

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 5 7 2.4.42 Good bread, good meat, good god lets eat!Undated

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 5 7 2.4.43 Bless the bread, bless the meat, pick up a fork and let's eatUndated

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 5 7 2.4.44 Please bless this food that it might strengthen and nourish our bodiesUndated

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 5 7 2.4.45 Parn R sins D'lord 'N make us thankful for these'n all blessins; Crisname, amenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.46 Komm Herr Jesu sei unser Gast Segne uns und was du uns bescheret hast. AmenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.47 We thank thee for this food and pray that it might nourish and strengthen our bodies and do us the good that we needUndated

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 5 7 2.4.48 Bless us so Lord on these this gifts which we are about to recieve through thy bounty through Christ our Lord AmenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.49 Dear father in heaven, please bless this food, to make us strong and healthy. AmenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.50 Some hae meat and cannot eat, and some hae nae no want it. But we hae meat and we can eat and say the Lork be thankit (Scottish prayer)Undated

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 5 7 2.4.51 Oh, the lord is good to us, and so we thank the lord, for giving us the things we need, the sun, the rain, and the apple sees. Oh the lord is good to us, amenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.52 Good food! Good friends! Bless the meat and damn this skin! Now all you lay back your ears and shove it in!Undated

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 5 7 2.4.53 We thank thee O' lord for this food which thou has sent, keep out lives in sweet accord and our life onimpotent. AmenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.54 Dear Heavenly Father, we are thankful for this food, and ask thee to bless it that it may nourish and stregnthen our bodies, that it may do us the good we need. These blessings we ask in the name of Jesus Christ, AmenUndated

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 5 7 2.4.55 There are starving children in IndiaUndated

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 5 7 2.4.56 Prayer on FoodUndated

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 5 8 2.5 Humorous Rhymes or Sayings with a Food Motif 5 8 2.5.1 Aren't there fishes still a swimming Undated

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 5 8 2.5.2 I eat my peas with honeyUndated

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 5 8 2.5.3 Collection of food rhymesUndated

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 5 8 2.5.4 Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I threw away the banana and ate the skinUndated

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 5 8 2.5.5 The Frenchman likes his native wine. The German likes his beerUndated

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 5 8 2.5.6 I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice creamUndated

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 5 8 2.5.7 Bird RegurgitationUndatedUndated

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 5 8 2.5.8 Peanut butter and jelly sock ‘em in the bellyUndated

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 5 8 2.5.9 Thoup, thoup, damn thoup, I'm tired of thoup, thoup, thoup. (About soup.)Undated

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 5 8 2.5.10 Nothing beats food when you're hungry. I only eat ice cream when I'm alone or with someoneUndated

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 5 8 2.5.11 I have Done Laps Disease! I've done lapped over my beltUndated

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 5 8 2.5.12 Call to mealUndated

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 5 8 2.5.13 Eat every carrot and ‘pea' on your plateUndated

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 5 8 2.5.14 It must have gone down your Sunday Lane, and today is only _______ (when someone is choking)Undated

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 5 8 2.5.15 Regurgitate, regurgitate, throw up all you ateUndated

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 5 8 2.5.16 Get your elbows off the table, or you'll be married before you're ableUndated

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 5 8 2.5.17 Hangovers: the wrath of grapesUndated

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 5 8 2.5.18 More than a mouthful's a wasteUndated

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 5 8 2.5.19 Pepsi Cola's a stinky drink, pour it down the kitchen sink. Tastes like vinegar, looks like ink; Pepsi Cola's a stinky drink!Undated

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 5 8 2.5.20 A cookie is a virgin donutUndated

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 5 8 2.5.21 Eat 'em, drink 'em, smoke 'em, sleep 'emUndated

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 5 8 2.5.22 Stew without vegetables is neither tasty or fillingUndated

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 5 8 2.5.23 Beef and mutton together make a real gentleman's stewUndated

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 5 8 2.5.24 What you don't see on the table, don't ask for, because it's down the cellar in a teacupUndated

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 5 8 2.5.25 Take all you want, but eat all you takeUndated

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 5 8 2.5.26 I eat my yellow grapefruit, it squirts and squirts and squirtsUndated

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 5 8 2.5.27 I stole rotten eggs and bought itUndated

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 5 8 2.5.28 A fly in the soupUndated

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 5 8 2.5.29 Oh dear, bread and beerUndated

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 5 8 2.5.30 It comes in any color you like, in red and green and yellowUndated

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 5 8 2.5.31 T-bone 75 cents, with meat $3.00Undated

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 5 8 2.5.32 Elbow, elbow strong and able, take your elbow off the tableUndated

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 5 8 2.5.33 The thief comes in the stilly night, takes the juicy speckled fruit, and though he knows it isn't right, he keeps on doin' itUndated

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 5 8 2.5.34 Give me bread, give me bread he fervently said and the curtain came down with a rollUndated

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 5 8 2.5.35 I'll eat when I'm hungry, and drink when I am dry, and if someone doesn't kill be I'll live till I dieUndated

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 5 8 2.5.36 We are rough, we are tough, we eat beans and never get enoughUndated

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 5 8 2.5.37 It's better to waste food than to waist itUndated

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 5 8 2.5.38 Who ever would eat liver would east (explitive) and howl at the moonUndated

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 5 8 2.5.39 Eat it today, wear it tomorrowUndated

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 5 8 2.5.40 A fish should swim four times: in water, in sauce, in wine, and in the stomachUndated

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 5 8 2.5.41 Anyone who would eat catsup on a hot dog would drink their own bath waterUndated

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 5 8 2.5.42 I wished my neck were a foot long so I could taste skunk for a monthUndated

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 5 8 2.5.43 Grits at six, heaven at sevenUndated

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 5 8 2.5.44 Better a belly bust than good tea go to wasteUndated

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 5 8 2.5.45 Ketchup BottleUndated

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 5 8 2.5.46 Great, green gobs of breasy, grimy, gopher gutsUndated

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 5 9 2.6 Tongue Twisters 5 9 2.6.1 Unique New YorkUndated

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 5 9 2.6.2 Two witchesUndated

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 5 9 2.6.3 Sally (Sue/Susie) sat by the seashore selling seashells. (And variations)Undated

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 5 9 2.6.4 Peter PiperUndated

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 5 9 2.6.5 Rubber Baby Buggy BumpersUndated

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 5 9 2.6.6 A sheet well slit, is a well slit sheetUndated

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 5 9 2.6.7 Swam, swam over the seaUndated

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 5 9 2.6.8 Will you, won't you, can't I coax youUndated

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 5 9 2.6.9 A plantain planter planting plantain in a plantain plantationUndated

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 5 9 2.6.10 A schmoo slyly slowly shuffled a snorkle full of slushUndated

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 5 9 2.6.11 Toy boatUndated

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 5 9 2.6.12 A skunk sat on a stumpUndated

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 5 9 2.6.13 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Undated

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 5 9 2.6.14 AppleUndated

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 5 9 2.6.15 One smart feller, he felt smartUndated

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 5 10 2.6.16 Mt. Pleasant pheasant pluckersUndated

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 5 10 2.6.17 Two toads totally tired, tried to trot to TedberryUndated

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 5 10 2.6.18 Betty (Bill) Botter bought a bit of butterUndated

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 5 10 2.6.19 Of ferro corril corre pello real. (From Brazil)Undated

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 5 10 2.6.20 Cold coal oilUndated

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 5 10 2.6.21 Say Sam sing that same song you sang in Sunday SchoolUndated

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 5 10 2.6.22 Bake a batch of biscuitsUndated

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 5 10 2.6.23 Six long slim sycamore saplingsUndated

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 5 10 2.6.24 Red leather, yellow leatherUndated

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 5 10 2.6.25 A canner exceedingly canny one morning remarked to his granny, if a canner can can anything that he can then a canner can can a can can't he?Undated

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 5 10 2.6.26 Bugs black bloodUndated

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 5 10 2.6.27 Go shower, [expletive], shave, and shine my shoesUndated

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 5 10 2.6.28 A big black bug bit a big black bearUndated

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 5 10 2.6.29 Good blood bad bloodUndated

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 5 10 2.6.30 A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to tootUndated

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 5 10 2.6.31 The rat ran over the ridge of the roof with a raw lump of liver in his mouthUndated

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 5 10 2.6.32 P.U.!!! Who used Hugh's shoes?Undated

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 5 10 2.6.33 The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sickUndated

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 5 10 2.6.34 Shot the city sheriffUndated

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 5 10 2.6.35 I went to Arkansas, I never saw so many saws as I saw in ArkansasUndated

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 5 10 2.6.36 Patient people play pool properlyUndated

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 5 10 2.6.37 Superior students study studiouslyUndated

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 5 10 2.6.38 Sally, Sally, sitting in the shoe shine shopUndated

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 5 10 2.6.39 Fig PluckerUndated

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 5 10 2.6.40 A Twister of TwistsUndated

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 5 10 2.6.41 Peter Peter Pumpkin EaterUndated

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 5 10 2.6.42 Bill Board had a billboard and a board billUndated

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 5 10 2.6.43 I saw Esaw sitting on a SeesawUndated

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 5 10 2.6.44 A noice annoys an oyster, but a noicey noice annoys an oyster moreUndated

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 5 10 2.6.45 My mother works in a shipyardUndated

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 5 10 2.6.46 I have an Adams appleUndated

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 5 10 2.6.47 Fruit FloatUndated

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 5 10 2.6.48 The percepatation in Peru acculates particularly on the plateauUndated

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 5 10 2.6.49 Heidi has had a huge herd of healthy hefty Herford hefiersUndated

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 5 10 2.6.50 Great green gobs of greasy grimy gophers gutsUndated

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 5 10 2.6.51 Just go day, come dayUndated

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 5 10 2.6.52 Anna Maria Susannah Sophria Dun Dummen Struck Lyons PhelpsUndated

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 5 10 2.6.53 One duckUndated

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 5 10 2.6.54 Chickory chick, chala chala, chackaloromy in a banana, bala koala can't you see, chickory chick is meUndated

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 5 10 2.6.55 OH what in the world is a pelicanUndated

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 5 10 2.6.56 Around the rough and rugged rock the ragged rascal ran (variation)Undated

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 5 10 2.6.57 Red boy over thereUndated

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 5 10 2.6.58 Lemon Lime LinementUndated

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 5 10 2.6.59 A frog and a big chapUndated

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 5 10 2.6.60 How much dough does a deer do when a doe deer does do dough? A dough deer does do about a dab of dough when a doe deer does do doughUndated

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 5 10 2.6.61 Theophilies thistle, the thistle sifterUndated

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 5 10 2.6.62 The fox the finder, the stink lies behind herUndated

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 5 10 2.6.63 I'll bet'cha my bet'cha against your bet'cha, that my bet'cha's better than your bet'cha, what'll you bet'chaUndated

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 5 10 2.6.64 I can saw as much wood as my paw can saw as my maw can saw in ArkansasUndated

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 5 10 2.6.65 Betty bought some butter, but the butter Betty bought was bitterUndated

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 5 10 2.6.66 Oily Otto oils oily autos Undated

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 5 10 2.6.67 Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said the butters bitterUndated

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 5 10 2.6.68 Peter Piper the crazy cowboy Undated

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 5 10 2.6.69 She sells sea shells on the sea shoreUndated

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 5 10 2.6.70 Good morning this morning if it's a good morning tomorrow morning as it is this morning it'll be a good morning tomorrow morningUndated

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 5 10 2.6.71 Rubber baby buggy bumpersUndated

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 5 10 2.6.72 Mix a batch of biscuitsUndated

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 5 10 2.6.73 A bitty black bug bit a big black bear. Where is the big black bear the bitty black bug bit?Undated

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 5 10 2.6.74 I shot the city sheriffUndated

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 5 10 2.6.75 Pray for rain! Or we could all go out and wash our carsUndated

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 5 11 2.7 Humorous Saying Concerning Marriage and Sex 5 11 2.7.1 I didn't know what freedom was until I got married and then it was too lateUndated

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 5 11 2.7.2 When two people get married they shall become as one. The hell of it is trying to find out which oneUndated

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 5 11 2.7.3 The last one to get married drinks out of the watering troughUndated

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 5 11 2.7.4 Women go to BYU to get their bachelor. Men got to BYU to get their masterUndated

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 5 11 2.7.5 My wife tells me that I'm the head of the family, but that she is the neck that turns the headUndated

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 5 11 2.7.6 Alimony is the high cost of leavingUndated

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 5 11 2.7.7 A guy with money to burn has chance of finding a perfect matchUndated

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 5 11 2.7.8 A friend defines a gold-digger as a fund loving girlUndated

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 5 11 2.7.9 _____ now; _____ ever; _____ now; but not foreverUndated

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 5 11 2.7.10 You're not complete until you're married and then you're finishedUndated

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 5 11 2.7.11 Marriage is begun by yearning and maintained by yearningUndated

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 5 11 2.7.12 The chief cause of divorce is marriageUndated

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 5 11 2.7.13 If you burn your [butt], you have to sit on the blisterUndated

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 5 11 2.7.14 The first one can come anytime. The rest all take nine monthsUndated

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 5 11 2.7.15 When your wife turns forty you can trade her in for two twentiesUndated

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 5 11 2.7.16 If you're going to bring'em- Bring'em YoungUndated

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 5 11 2.7.17 United you stand- divided you splatter all over the sidewalk, and that's a mess to clean upUndated

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 5 11 2.7.18 Hooray, hooray, it's the last of May- outside lovin' starts todayUndated

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 5 11 2.7.19 Marriage is like a bath; once you get into it, it's not so hotUndated

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 5 11 2.7.20 A married woman's token is that her leg is broken, and she stays at homeUndated

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 5 11 2.7.21 Some brides throw things out the window faster than the husbands can bring them in Undated

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 5 11 2.7.22 Don't sleep with a woman unless you want to see her over biscuits and gravy in the morningUndated

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 5 11 2.7.23 Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn Undated

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 5 11 2.7.24 Children are assets of marriage, in-laws are a liabilityUndated

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 5 11 2.7.25 I guess you just don't know what real happiness is until you get married...and then it's too lateUndated

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 5 11 2.7.26 Marry a rich man..you can always learn to love themUndated

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 5 11 2.7.27 Before marriage,a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying itUndated

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 5 11 2.7.28 Here comes the bride, but where is the groom? Home washing diapers Junior comes too soonUndated

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 5 11 2.7.29 Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so sex is inUndated

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 5 11 2.7.30 Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker, and sex won't rot your teethUndated

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 5 11 2.7.31 When you get married and have 25; don't call it a family-call it a tribeUndated

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 5 11 2.7.32 The reason a short man shouldn't make love to a tall woman is: nose to nose your toes is in it, toes to toes your nose is in itUndated

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 5 11 2.7.33 Don't make love by the garden gate, love may be blind but the neighbors ain'tUndated

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 5 11 2.7.34 Hooray, hooray, for the eighth of May, outdoor intercourse begins todayUndated

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 5 11 2.7.35 What does LDSZCMI mean? Lay down sister, Zion's children must increaseUndated

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 5 11 2.7.36 Needles and Pine, needles and pine, when a man marries, his trouble beginsUndated

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 5 11 2.7.37 I've never been to college, I've never been to school, but when it comes to sex-I'm an educated foolUndated

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 5 11 2.7.38 She got him today, he'll get her tonightUndated

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 5 11 2.7.39 When you get married and have six sets of twins, don't come to me for safetly pinsUndated

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 5 11 2.7.40 Here comes the bride, all fat and wide, here comes the groom, skinny as a broomUndated

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 5 11 2.7.41 I should worry and I should care, I should marry a millionare. I should worry if he should die, then I'd marry another guyUndated

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 5 11 2.7.42 Living with a man before you are married to him is like eating soup with a forkUndated

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 5 11 2.7.43 If you must steal - steal a kissUndated

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 5 11 2.7.44 To most couples, curbing their emotions means parkingUndated

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 5 11 2.7.45 When teenagers marry, most parents are good supports about itUndated

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 5 11 2.7.46 My wife's an angel. She's always up in the air harping that she doesn't have an earthly thing to wearUndated

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 5 11 2.7.47 He who marries for puppy love lives a dog's lifeUndated

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 5 11 2.7.48 VasectomyUndated

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 5 11 2.7.49 If you're old enough to bleed, you're old enough to breedUndated

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 5 11 2.7.50 Go into marriage with your eyes wide open, after marriage half closedUndated

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 5 11 2.7.51 Better dead than wedUndated

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 5 11 2.7.52 The first one can come at anytime. The rest all take nine monthsUndated

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 5 11 2.7.53 Vasectomy is never having to say you're sorryUndated

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 5 11 2.7.54 bite the dustUndated

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 5 11 2.8 Humorous Saying Concerning Death 5 11 2.8.1 Yeah, people are just dying to get there. (Concerning the cemetary)Undated

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 5 11 2.8.2 You rot!Undated

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 5 12 2.0 Miscellaneous 5 12 2.0.1 PalindromesUndated

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 5 12 2.0.2 Aunt vs. Ant Undated

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 5 12 2.0.3 May you be in Heaven a half an hour before the Devil knows you're deadUndated

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 5 12 2.0.5 Sayings for Jinx Undated

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 5 12 2.0.6 The Goops (poem for naughty kids)Undated

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 5 12 2.0.7 When You are Dead (humorous poem about death)Undated

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 5 12 2.0.8 Albe was I ere I saw elbaUndated

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5 12 2.0.9 I can see your booger beggers darlinUndated

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5 12 2.0.10 There was an old man with a wooden legUndated

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5 12 2.0.11 The purple giant will get you in the middle of the nightUndated

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5 12 2.0.12 This is a poem. He wispered softly in my earUndated

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5 12 2.0.13 If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift up my leg and give you a showerUndated

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5 12 2.0.14 I am a little HinduUndated

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5 12 2.0.15 Women were meant to sew, not voteUndated

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3. Occupational and Avocational Rhymes and Sayings 6 1 3.1 Trade and Vocational Rhymes and Sayings 6 1 3.1.1 Cowboy 6 1 3.1.1.1 As I was ridin' 'round Scorpion ButteUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.2 One sock buy, two socks tryUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.3 Wah Hoo BuckarooUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.4 He don't look so goodUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.5 When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang onUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.6 I'd rather be a roper than an doperUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.7 Til the cows come home Undated

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 6 1 3.1.1.8 Haven't had so much fun since the pigs ate my brotherUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.9 He's somebody to ride the river withUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.10 Bunchin it. (Quitting time) Undated

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 6 1 3.1.1.11 You left your horse untiedUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.12 Looped the lucernUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.13 As steep as a cow's faceUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.14 A fartin' horse never tires, a fartin' man is the one to hireUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.15 Horse sense is stable thinkingUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.16 Better to lose a finger now than a whole hand laterUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.17 Panty-hoserUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.18 GrittsUndated

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 6 1 3.1.1.19 Cowboy TerminologyUndated

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 6 1 3.1.2 Sailors 6 1 3.1.2.1 Red sky in the morning, sailors take warningUndated

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 6 1 3.1.2.2 A calm sea does not a skilled sailor makeUndated

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 6 1 3.1.2.3 Don't 'er set sail in a nor'easter galeUndated

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 6 1 3.1.3 Railroad workers 6 1 3.1.3.1 My job: It's not my place to run the trainUndated

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 6 1 3.1.3.2 Pulling the pin (Quitting time)Undated

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 6 1 3.1.4 Animal Science 6 1 3.1.4.1 Histology is not a science, it's an artUndated

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 6 1 3.1.5 Restaurant workers 6 1 3.1.5.1 Here's the damageUndated

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 6 1 3.1.5.2 86Undated

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 6 1 3.1.5.3 I need a boyUndated

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 6 1 3.1.5.4 Check the riceUndated

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 6 1 3.1.5.5 Don't say the F-wordUndated

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 6 1 3.1.5.6 No shirt-no shoes-no service!Undated

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 6 1 3.1.5.7 Restaurant abbreviationsUndated

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 6 1 3.1.5.8 Papa Murphy's order lingoUndated

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 6 1 3.1.5.9 Custy (customer)Undated

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 6 1 3.1.5.10 Ye olde watering holeUndated

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 6 1 3.1.6 Teachers 6 1 3.1.6.1 Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest termsUndated

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 6 1 3.1.6.2 College is the process of wordsUndated

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 6 1 3.1.6.3 Every student needs at least one F on his transcriptUndated

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 6 1 3.1.6.4 Whenever a student fails, a teacher fails alsoUndated

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 6 1 3.1.6.5 Old teachers never die, they just lose their pupilsUndated

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 6 1 3.1.7 Veterinarian 6 1 3.1.7.1 It's a dog's lifeUndated

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 6 1 3.1.7.2 I've gone to the dogs, but I don't cat aroundUndated

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 6 1 3.1.8 Firefighter 6 1 3.1.8.1 Fire triangle- oxygen, heat, fuelUndated

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 6 1 3.1.8.2 Baked potatoesUndated

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 6 1 3.1.8.3 Nothing like kicking a dead horseUndated

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 6 1 3.1.9 Mercantile 6 1 3.1.9.1 Fredrico offers his patrons prompt service. No matter how long it takesUndated

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 6 1 3.1.9.2 Tipping allowed. Don't forget to thank yourself for such prompt and personal service. Give yourself a big tipUndated

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 6 1 3.1.9.3 Dirty looks, caustic remarks, and vicious sneers will not improve the service at Fredrico's Undated

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 6 1 3.1.9.4 The difference at Fredrico's is the service. There ain't any Undated

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 6 1 3.1.9.5 Keep Fredrico's green. Bring money Undated

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 6 1 3.1.9.6 Fredrico's made a deal with the bank. They don't cash checks. The bank doesn't make pizzaUndated

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 6 1 3.1.9.7 Fredrico's has no quarrel with those who sell for less. They know what their prodect is worth Undated

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 6 1 3.1.9.8 Be sure- insure Undated

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 6 1 3.1.9.9 It's soupUndated

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 6 1 3.1.9.10 Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debtUndated

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 6 1 3.1.9.11 Tapes for sale; no subpeona neededUndated

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 6 1 3.1.9.12 Server namesUndated

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 6 1 3.1.10 Miner 6 1 3.1.10.1 Fredrico's has no quarrel with those who sell for less. They know what their product is worth Undated

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 6 1 3.1.10.2 Deep enough. (Quitting time) Undated

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 6 1 3.1.10.3 Black day at Black Rock Undated

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 6 1 3.1.10.4 Bad day at black rockUndated

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 6 1 3.1.10.5 Dog HouseUndated

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 6 1 3.1.11 Pilot 6 1 3.1.11.1 The two most useless things for a pilot are the runway behind you and the altitude above youUndated

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 6 1 3.1.11.2 There are old pilots and there are bold pilots, but there are NO old, bold pilotsUndated

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 6 1 3.1.12 Retail 6 1 3.1.12.1 Shaking Undated

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 6 1 3.1.12.2 The customer is always rightUndated

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 6 1 3.1.12.3 Go-backsUndated

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 6 1 3.1.12.4 FaceUndated

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 6 1 3.1.12.5 Gum on the floorUndated

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 6 1 3.1.12.6 Snake bitesUndated

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 6 1 3.1.13 Doctor 6 1 3.1.13.1 Old doctors never die, they just lose patientsUndated

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 6 1 3.1.13.2 If a man still has his appendix and his tonsils, chances are he's a doctorUndated

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 6 1 3.1.13.3 If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a feverUndated

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 6 1 3.1.13.4 Don't hollar until you've been hurtUndated

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 6 1 3.1.14 Trucker 6 1 3.1.14.1 Old truckers never die, they just get a new KenworthUndated

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 6 1 3.1.14.2 Cut er n' gut er (Cut her and gut her)Undated

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 6 1 3.1.14.3 He's really carrying the mailUndated

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 6 1 3.1.15 Misc. Occupational Slang 6 1 3.1.15.1 Occupational slanguageUndated

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 6 1 3.1.15.2 There are worse jobsUndated

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 6 1 3.1.16 Carpenter 6 1 3.1.16.1 AnagodlinUndated

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 6 1 3.1.16.2 I've cut it three tiems and it's still too shortUndated

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 6 1 3.1.16.3 Misery whipUndated

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 6 1 3.1.16.4 RickUndated

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 6 3 3.3.8 Spring is here, the grass is ris; I wonder what the white stuff isUndated

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 6 3 3.3.9 The farmers fed ice cubes to the chickens so they wouldn't lay hard-boiled eggsUndated

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 6 3 3.3.10 It's a sure sign of spring when the seagulls follow the plow. That means the farmer has to wear a raincoatUndated

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 6 3 3.3.11 Always plant crops that mature above the ground when the moon is bigUndated

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 6 3 3.3.12 Always plant crops that mature in the ground when the moon is littleUndated

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 6 3 3.3.13 When there's a ring around the moon there will be a change in the weatherUndated

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 6 3 3.3.18 A day in March and wet May fill the barn with grain and hayUndated

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 6 3 3.3.20 If you five a farmer a million dollars, he'll farm 'til it's goneUndated

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 6 3 3.3.21 A crooked row holds more seedsUndated

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 6 3 3.3.24 The ox is slow, but the earth is patientUndated

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 6 4 3.4 Military Cadences and Chants, Sayings and Retorts, Acronyms, Proverbs 6 4 3.4.1 Military Cadences and Chants (Jodies) 6 4 3.4.1.1 Left, left, left my wife and 48 kids. Undated

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 6 4 3.4.1.2 Left, left, left, left, right, left. Your guards are right, your belts are tightUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.3 Mama, mama can't you see, what the army's done to me?Undated

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 6 4 3.4.1.4 Trainee far awayUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.5 I don't know but it's been said, Navy wings are made of leadUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.6 I wanna be an Air Borne RangerUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.7 The PLO they dropped the bomb; they dropped it on LebanonUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.8 Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he. He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his privates threeUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.9 Airborne, Airborne don't be blue, my recruiter screwed me tooUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.10 Airborne, you'd better do your best, or you'll find yourself in a leaning restUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.11 Put another magazine in my trusty M-l6, and all I ever want to see are bodies, bodies, bodiesUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.12 In the Army: They say that in the army the chow is mighty fine, A pea rolled off the table and killed a friend of mineUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.13 A yellow bird with a yellow beak was sitting on my window peakUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.14 Tiny BubblesUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.15 My girl's a vegetableUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.16 We are Second platoon, we like to partyUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.17 Summer of '89: They issued me my M-16, hurrah, hurrahUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.18 When I get to heaven St. Peter's going to say-heyUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.19 Left Right KillUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.20 Don't Get Me StartedUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.21 You Can't Count to FiveUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.22 Here's to heat- not the kind that burns down shacks, but the kind that brings down slacksUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.23 Do you love Army? What a way to liveUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.24 The leader of the group yells: Had a good homeUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.25 Left, left, left my wife and 49 kids on the verge of starvation whithout any gingerbreadUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.26 One I can not hear you a little louder bring it up boysUndated

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 6 4 3.4.1.27 The only use for women in the military is to keep the soldiers busy until they get back to their wivesUndated

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 6 4 3.4.2 Sayings and Retorts 6 4 3.4.2.1 Exlax: Who'll carry the mail? I'll carry the mail?Undated

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 6 4 3.4.2.2 As long as the troops are [expletive] they're ok, but if somebody stops [expletive] you better watch himUndated

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 6 4 3.4.2.3 Ration of [crap]Undated

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 6 4 3.4.2.4 Hope to [crap] in your mess, I doUndated

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 6 4 3.4.2.5 I need a beer (or other object) worse than Custer needed an air strikeUndated

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 6 4 3.4.2.6 Being a jumper is kinda like being a virgin, you either are or you're not. If you are it requires no explanation. If you're not, we're not particularly interested in the reasonsUndated

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 6 4 3.4.2.7 Comparison between Vietnamese and their flagUndated

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 6 4 3.4.2.8 Jumpers are good to the last dropUndated

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 6 4 3.4.2.9 Kindergarten baby , born in the NavyUndated

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 6 4 3.4.2.10 Is this seat saved?Undated

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 6 4 3.4.2.11 Yea! And eery time I see a horse's (backside) it makes me homesick (Retort to "Where you raised in a barn?")Undated

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 6 4 3.4.3 Acronyms 6 4 3.4.3.1 NAVY- Never Again Volunteer YourselfUndated

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 6 4 3.4.3.2 RTFQS- Read The Full Question, StupidUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4 Proverbs 6 4 3.4.4.1 The Navy didn't issue your husband a wife in his seabagUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4.2 Your husband was there for the keel-laying, he doesn't have to be there for the launchingUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4.3 Hit the beachUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4.4 Dumber than a sandcrabUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4.5 It didn't take an act of Congress to make me a gentlemanUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4.6 As I slide down the banister of life, I will always remember the Army as a splinter in my assUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4.7 There are three sidesUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4.8 It's more important to look good than to feel good because(?)knows how you're feelingUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4.9 Waste not, want notUndated

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 6 4 3.4.4.10 It takes pain to be beautifulUndated

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 6 5 3.5 Athletic and High School Cheers 3.5.1 Ratta, tatta, chinga, chingaUndated

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 6 5 3.5.2 Kill, kill, hate, hate, murder, murder, mutilateUndated

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 6 5 3.5.3 We are the ______, the mighty, mighty ______Undated

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 6 5 3.5.4 ______ gonna win this game tonight, they're all right, fight, fight, fightUndated

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 6 5 3.5.5 Ah, beep, beep; ah, beep, beep; quack, quackUndated

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 6 5 3.5.6 I've got it. What is it?Undated

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 6 5 3.5.7 U.---C.---L.---AUndated

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 3.5.8 California grapefruit, Arizona cactusUndated

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 6 5 3.5.9 Yo Triumph! Yo Triumph!Undated

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 6 5 3.5.10 Teachers got the brains, boys got the musclesUndated

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 6 5 3.5.11 Chicken, chicken, duck, duck, come on team let's fightUndated

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 6 5 3.5.12 U-G-L-Y: You ain't got no alibi, you UGLYUndated

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 6 5 3.5.13 Digga, digga hot potataUndated

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 6 5 3.5.14 We have a rope and we have a tree; now all we need is a refereeUndated

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 6 5 3.5.15 M.I.C.K.E.Y. Oh you S.O.B. Referee, Referee. (Sung to Mickey Mouse Club song tune.)Undated

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 6 5 3.5.16 BYU, BYU, where the girls are girls, and the boys are tooUndated

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 6 5 3.5.17 Too cool man, heavy duty unit, take it with a jiffUndated

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 6 5 3.5.18 If you're going to foul, make it goodUndated

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 6 5 3.5.19 Rüt um sküt um, ya, ya, ya, lüt fish peper cock, va shaui ha. (Swedish cheer.)Undated

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 6 5 3.5.20 Mo MoUndated

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 6 5 3.5.21 Sha nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey good byeUndated

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 6 5 3.5.22 Nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts, we've been screwedUndated

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 6 5 3.5.23 I wish I were a winning Cottonwood Colt Undated

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 6 5 3.5.24 Turkey, Turkey, bats and birds, We're the best team, and you're the nerdsUndated

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 6 5 3.5.25 Birgham Young, Bring 'em old, Just bring 'em inUndated

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 6 5 3.5.26 Match in the gas tank!Undated

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 6 5 3.5.27 M-I-C-K-E-Y-O-U-S-O-BUndated

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 6 5 3.5.28 Houy! (louder) Youy, youy, youy. (softer)Undated

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 6 5 3.5.29 We're AF and don't you fortget it..WHAT? We're AF and don't you forget it...WHAT? Are you ready to ROCK? Huah!Undated

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 6 5 3.5.30 Beat 'em, bust 'em that's our custom, GO red Go!Undated

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 6 5 3.5.31 Class of 88's keg wasn't all that great, class of 89's wasn't all that fineUndated

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 6 5 3.5.32 Rah rah ree, kick 'em in the knee, rah rah rass, kick 'em in the other kneeUndated

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 6 5 3.5.33 Root a toot-toot, root a toot-toot. We are the boys from the boyscout troop. We don't smoke and we don't chew and we don't go with girls who do. We ain't got no girlfriendsUndated

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 6 5 3.5.34 E-C-L-A-X Go man, goUndated

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 6 5 3.5.35 Kappa Delta cheerUndated

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 6 5 3.5.36 We love our seniors, oh deep down in our hears, oh deep deep, oh deep deep, oh deep down in our heartsUndated

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 6 5 3.5.37 Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon rind. Look at the score board and see who's behind! You are!Undated

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 6 5 3.5.38 I am a rambling wreck from Brooklyn Tech and a hell of an engineer!Undated

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 6 5 3.5.39 I wish I were a winning cottonwood colt. That is what I truly want to beUndated

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 6 5 3.5.40 2-4-6-9 pithcer looks like FrankensteinUndated

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 6 5 3.5.41 2-4-6-8 who do we especially hateUndated

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 6 5 3.5.42 Rifity, Rifity, Riff, Raff, Chifity, Chifity, Chiff, Chiff Give them the old horse laugh-Heee-HaaaaUndated

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 6 5 3.5.43 Wash 'em out, wash 'em out, hang 'em on the line, we use Cheer wer use Tide we make ______ run and hide Undated

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 6 5 3.5.44 Horse pukcy, cow pucky, smell that squash! You think you're gonna win, but you're not by gosh!Undated

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 6 5 3.5.45 If you believe then just stand up on your feet, and shout it loud REAL. Here at the ROIT the battle hymns begun, we're here for RSLUndated

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 6 5 3.5.46 Big apple, little apple, suzie QUndated

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 6 5 3.5.47 C-A-V-E...M-E-NUndated

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 6 5 3.5.48 Wembley Cheer (ging gang gooley gooley watchem gin gang goo)Undated

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 6 6 3.6 Missionary Rhymes and Sayings 6 6 3.6.1 Wonder of Work Undated

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 6 6 3.6.2 First they're green, then they're ripe, and then they're rottenUndated

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 6 6 3.6.3 If you don't look once you're not a man, if you look twice you're not a missionaryUndated

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 6 6 3.6.5 Return with HonorUndated

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 6 7 3.7 Sports Rhymes and Sayings Undated 6 7 3.7.1 Gymnasts 6 7 3.7.1.1 Old gymnasts never dieUndated

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 6 7 3.7.2 Softball 6 7 3.7.2.1 Nice poke (nice hit); four bagger and round-tripper (home run); stroke it and little rap now (get a hit); nice grab and squeeze it (nice catch); cannon (strong arm); big stick (strong batter); two gone and two down (two out); ribbies or RBI (runs batted in)Undated

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 6 7 3.7.2.2 Pitchers bad,catchers worse: look at that monkey playing on firstUndated

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 6 7 3.7.2.3 Don't you hate it when you're all dressed up with nowhere to go?Undated

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 6 7 3.7.2.4 You know what they say, if there is grass on the field play ballUndated

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 6 7 3.7.3 Motocross 6 7 3.7.3.1 Go for it!Undated

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 6 7 3.7.4 Hockey 6 7 3.7.4.1 USU Hockey Score ChantUndated

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 6 8 3.8.2 The millUndated

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 6 7 3.8.9 Floor itUndated

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 6 7 3.8.10 Smoke 'emUndated

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 6 7 3.8.11 Burnin' off/ Peelin' outUndated

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 6 7 3.8.12 Red liningUndated

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 6 7 3.8.13 Open the dumpsUndated

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 6 7 3.8.14 Blow him off the roadUndated

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 6 7 3.8.15 Reverse the shacklesUndated

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 6 7 3.8.16 Blow his doors offUndated

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 6 7 3.8.17 360's/ Brodies/ DonutsUndated

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 6 7 3.8.18 Run the gearsUndated

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 6 7 3.8.19 WheelsUndated

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 6 7 3.8.20 If you can't find 'em, grind 'emUndated

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 6 7 3.8.21 Hit the skids!Undated

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 6 7 3.8.22 Grind a pound of meUndated

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 6 7 3.8.23 Chicken barUndated

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 6 7 3.8.24 Four on the floorUndated

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 6 7 3.8.25 Three on the treeUndated

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 6 7 3.8.26 GravyUndated

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 6 7 3.8.27 MonkeysUndated

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 6 7 3.8.28 Got some fireUndated

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 6 7 3.8.29 One lunger pididdleUndated

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 6 8 3.0 Miscellaneous 6 8 3.0.1 In the elder days of art, builders wrought with unseen careUndated

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 6 8 3.0.2 All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and more pay for not getting it doneUndated

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 6 8 3.0.3 It's more important to have one satisfied customer than to have ten thousand dissatisfied customersUndated

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 6 8 3.0.4 The 4-H's mean: headache, heartburn, hemorrhoids and herniasUndated

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 6 8 3.0.5 Don't sweat the small stuff. It's all small stuffUndated

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 6 8 3.0.6 A mosquito doesn't get a pat on the back until he starts the workUndated

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 6 8 3.0.7 All muzzle loaders have balls not nutsUndated

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 6 8 3.0.8 Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your doorUndated

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 6 8 3.0.9 Cobblers do not judge above the shoeUndated

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 6 8 3.0.10 Measure twice, cut onceUndated

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 6 8 3.0.11 In God we trusted, in Kansas we bustedUndated

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 6 8 3.0.12 The difficult age has come and lit; I'm too tired to work and too poor to quitUndated

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 6 8 3.0.13 Climb the ladder of success but not on the backs of those you knowUndated

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 6 8 3.0.14 An hour a day, from now ‘til May. (Regarding shoveling snow)Undated

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 6 8 3.0.15 Do your work and complain laterUndated

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 6 8 3.0.16 If you don't have half your day's work done by 10:00 am, you won't get the other half doneUndated

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 6 8 3.0.17 Working here is like wetting your pants in a dark suite, it gives you a warm feeling but nobody noticesUndated

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 6 8 3.0.18 She must be the surveyor's daughter- she knows all the anglesUndated

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 6 8 3.0.19 The wind's blowing so hard it could blow links off a logging chain Undated

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 6 8 3.0.20 Looking at my hole card. (Gambler) Undated

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 6 8 3.0.21 Little old ladyUndated

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 6 8 3.0.22 Names for Non-Student AthletesUndated

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 4. Written Rhymes, Poetry, or Sayings 6 9 4.1 Epitaphs 6 9 4.1.1 Stricken down in health and youth. Undated

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 6 9 4.1.2 A loving son has left usUndated

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 6 9 4.1.3 Here lies my truest earthly friendUndated

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 6 9 4.1.4 Our darling slumbers hereUndated

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 6 9 4.1.5 To the world he was just a man, to me, he was the worldUndated

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 6 9 4.1.6 As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so must you be. Therefore prepare to follow meUndated

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 6 9 4.1.7 Here lies Ansel Adams, he lived for better or for worse, but for now he's gone for goodUndated

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 6 9 4.1.8 Where ‘ere you be let the wind blow free. For holding it in was the death of meUndated

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 6 9 4.1.9 Budded on Earth to bloom in heaven. (Child's grave.)Undated

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 6 9 4.1.10 He went about doing good. (Grave of a doctor.)Undated

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 6 9 4.1.11 The grave of a southern here, who fought for love and right. (Civil War grave.)Undated

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 6 9 4.1.12 Here lies the Body of W.W., who will never more trouble you, trouble youUndated

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 6 9 4.1.13 I'm an atheist, all dressed up with no where to goUndated

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 6 9 4.1.14 Here lies the body of Big John Kemp, Who lived by the gun, but died by hempUndated

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 6 9 4.1.15 We cannot tell who next may fall, beneath the chastening rod one must be first, but let us all prepare to meet our God. CampbellUndated

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 6 9 4.1.16 Shed not for him the bitter tears; and give the heart to him regrets; O Father you have left us here; God grant that we'll be with you yet. CooneyUndated

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 6 9 4.1.17 Harriet Steele Died May 26 1888 Aged 1 year 3 mos 22 days; He shall gather the lambs in his arms; and carry them in his bosomUndated

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 6 9 4.1.18 Like the dove to the ark; thou hast flown to thy rest; from the wild sea of strife; to the home of the blestUndated

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 6 9 4.1.19 Dearest Father thou has left usUndated

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 6 9 4.1.20 Sleep on sweet babe; and take your rest; God called you home; he thought it bestUndated

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 6 9 4.1.21 Our Father has gone to a mansion of rest; to the glorious land of the Deity blestUndated

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 6 9 4.1.22 Rest Mother, rest in quiet sleep; while daughters in sorrow; O'er thee weepUndated

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 6 9 4.1.23 Shed not for her the bitter tear; nor give the heart to vain regret; tis but the casket that lies here; the gem that filled it sparkles yetUndated

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 6 9 4.1.24 There is a bright region above; he long to reach its shore; to join with the dear ones we love; "not lost but gone before"Undated

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 6 9 4.1.25 God lent to us this gentle flower; that seemed to promise fair to bloom; but in an unexpected hourUndated

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 6 9 4.1.26 In Loving Memory of Autumn Star Pratt; October 23, 1981- January 24, 1999Undated

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 6 9 4.1.27 Two things I love the most, good horses and beautiful women, when I dieUndated

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 6 9 4.1.28 Those who knew her best loved her mostUndated

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 6 9 4.1.29 There's a bright region above, we long to reach it's shore, ot jion whith the ones we long not last but gone beforeUndated

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 6 9 4.1.30 A perfect woman, nobly planned, to warm, to comfort, and commandUndated

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 6 9 4.1.31 Erected by the Woodsmen of the WorldUndated

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 6 9 4.1.32 She was a kind and affectionate wife and a fond mother and a friend to allUndated

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 6 9 4.1.33 Past from view but in our memory ever presentUndated

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 6 9 4.1.34 Gone from our home but not from our heartsUndated

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 6 9 4.1.35 Sweet rest in HeavenUndated

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 6 9 4.1.36 Blessed are the Meek for they shall inherit the EarthUndated

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 6 9 4.1.37 Dear Parents, with a reverent hand, this is to they memory given while one by one they household band God reunites in HeavenUndated

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 6 9 4.1.38 Non knew them but to love them, non named them but to praiseUndated

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 6 9 4.1.39 Many hopes be buried hereUndated

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 6 9 4.1.40 Ear this brightest gems are fadingUndated

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 6 9 4.1.41 His deeds were noble, his presence sweetUndated

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 6 9 4.1.42 Here rests a Woodman of the WorldUndated

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 6 9 4.1.43 A little blossom of love that bloomed but to dieUndated

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 6 9 4.1.44 To all those that sleep in Jesus, death is sweet and has no stingUndated

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 6 9 4.1.45 Cold in thy grave but we knew our darling livesUndated

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 6 9 4.1.46 Remember me as you pass by. As you are now, so once was I. As I am now you too shall be. Be prepared to follow meUndated

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 6 9 4.1.47 The light of my life has gone outUndated

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 6 9 4.1.48 A little flower of love that blossomed but to die transplanted now above the bloom with God on highUndated

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 6 9 4.1.49 A perfect woman, nobly planned to warm, to comfort, and commandUndated

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 6 9 4.1.50 Dear wife, in earth's thorny paths, how long thy feet have trod, to find at last this peaceful rest, safe in the arms of GodUndated

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 6 9 4.1.51 Dear parents with a reverent hand this to thy memory given while one by one thy household band god reunites in heavenUndated

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 6 9 4.1.52 Weep not for those who've gone for weeping is but vain regret tis but the caskets that be here the jems tht filled them sparkle yetUndated

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 6 9 4.1.53 Sleep, dear father, sleep in peace you have gained sweet release. For sin and sorrow, grief and pain can ne're assail thy soul againUndated

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 6 9 4.1.54 Earth has lost its look of gladness Heaven seems to us more bright since the spirit of our dear ones took their happy homeward flightUndated

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 6 9 4.1.55 A just man made perfectUndated

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 6 9 4.1.56 May my actions reflect my belief in and my love for Jesus Christ. May my love be a testimony to my family, that they too may desire the rewards of knowing our Savior, Jesus Christ. Be kind, for everyone you met is fighting a hard battle. Even be a little kinder than necessaryUndated

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 6 10 4.2 Flyleaf Inscriptions 6 10 4.2.1 Don't steal this book away my lad for $1.75 it cost my dad. (Folder 10)Undated

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 6 11 4.3 Autograph Rhymes 6 11 4.3.1 May you ever be a princess, May your husband be a clown, And when he goes to kiss you, Just politely knock him downUndated

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 6 11 4.3.2 When you grow up and get married, I wish you first a baby boyUndated

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 6 11 4.3.3 When your days on earth are ended and you lie beneath the sod, May your name in gold be written in the autograph of GodUndated

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 6 11 4.3.4 'Tis sweet to be remembered, in the turmoil of this lifeUndated

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 6 11 4.3.5 I love you to my heart, I love you to my liver. If I had you in my mouth, I would spit you in the riverUndated

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 6 11 4.3.6 Remember Grant, remember Lee, to hell with them remember meUndated

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 6 11 4.3.7 2 Ys UR, 2 Ys UB, ICUR 2 Ys 4 me. (Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.)Undated

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 6 11 4.3.8 Never kiss by the garden gate, Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!Undated

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 6 11 4.3.9 When you grow up and (carry twins, think you're sweet, sail across the sea)Undated

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 6 11 4.3.10 Roses are redUndated

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 6 11 4.3.11 I auto laugh. (Rebus)Undated

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 6 11 4.3.12 Collections of autographs 6 11 4.3.12.1 83 items from Bessie Christensen's autograph book, 1932-35Undated 6 11 4.3.12.2 5 items from Carolyn Nelson's junior high year book, 1966-67Undated 6 11 4.3.12.3 3 items from Elva Nowling's autograph book, 1939Undated 6 11 4.3.12.4 3 items from Barbara Spencer's yearbook, ca. 1960Undated 6 11 4.3.12.5 4 items from Georeine Arantz's autograph album, 1898-1901Undated 6 12 4.3.13 Four lines from a lazy poetUndated

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 6 12 4.3.14 When you get married, don't marry a fool but marry a boy from the Wellsville, Junior High SchoolUndated

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 6 12 4.3.15 Amata de tuttiUndated

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 6 12 4.3.16 2 good (cute); 2 be; 4 gottenUndated

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 6 12 4.3.17 2 young; 2 go; 4 boysUndated

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 6 12 4.3.18 When you are old and out of shape remember that girdles are $2.98Undated

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 6 12 4.3.19 When you get old and can not see, put on your specks and think of meUndated

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 6 12 4.3.20 May happiness always be your lot, with best wishes forget me notUndated

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 6 12 4.3.2l Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, what is a bra, without a bustUndated

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 6 12 4.3.22 Don't party too hearty unless I'm with youUndated

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 6 12 4.3.23 If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand we'll take the heat. If it gets too hot, diet Pepsi hits the spotUndated

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 6 12 4.3.24 In your fruitcake of life, regard me as a nutUndated

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 6 12 4.3.25 When skies are gray and you are blue . . Undated

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 6 12 4.3.26 Always remember me as your friend . . Undated

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 6 12 4.3.27 When you are older and far away remember your Mother and Dad's good teachings and all your friends that wish you wellUndated

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 6 12 4.3.28 When you get married and your wife gets cross, pick up the rolling pin, and tell her you're bossUndated

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 6 12 4.3.29 Remember me, you may, you must . . Undated

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 6 12 4.3.30 I think it will be possible for you to have anything in life which you desire. You have the ability to try until you succeedUndated

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 6 12 4.3.3l Being in love with someone who loves you in return is the greatest thing in the world. But finding this kind of two-way love is a pretty tricky businessUndated

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 6 12 4.3.32 I bet I could make every fool in town turn this book upside down. (Written upside down on the page.)Undated

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 6 12 4.3.33 Hoof-hearted, Ice-melted, You're foolish yetUndated

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 6 12 4.3.34 Sitting on a tombstone, a ghost came and said, "Sorry to disturb you, but you're sitting on my head"Undated

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 6 12 4.3.35 When you are old, and can not see, I'll hold the pot, so you can peeUndated

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 6 12 4.3.36 There are gold ships, there are silver ships, but there's no ship like friendshipUndated

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 6 12 4.3.37 I wish I were a bunny, all covered up wiff (with) fluff; I'd sit upon your dwesser (dresser) and be your powder puffUndated

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 6 12 4.3.38 Red are the roses, green are the hedges, you'll remember me because I wrote along the edgesUndated

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 6 12 4.3.39 Yours til cast iron sinksUndated

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 6 12 4.3.40 Yours til Hell freezes overUndated

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 6 12 4.3.41 I adore you. (Droodle)Undated

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 6 12 4.3.42 Oh, gee you are a cutie, I envy you. (Rebus)Undated

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 6 12 4.3.43 My heart pants for youUndated

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 6 13 4.3.44 I saw you in the ocean, I saw you in the sea; I saw you in the bathtub, Oops-pardon meUndated

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 6 13 4.3.45 Yours till the ocean wears pants to keep its bottom dryUndated

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 6 13 4.3.46 Avoid nest (next) years rush. Flunk now!!! Undated

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 6 13 4.3.47 If you are sick and going to die... call me up and I will cryUndated

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 6 13 4.3.48 You will always be a tadpole in my puddle of affectionUndated

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 6 13 4.3.49 When the leaves of your album are yellow with ageUndated

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 6 13 4.3.50 I like to be naughty, I like to be nice, so just to be naughty I'll sign my name twiceUndated

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 6 13 4.3.51 Way back here where you sure not to look, I'll sign my name in your autograph bookUndated

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 6 13 4.3.52 I love you, I love you, I love you, I do. Don't get excited cause I love monkeys tooUndated

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 6 13 4.3.53 I'm not a thief, I'm not a crook, but I just stole the last page in your autograph bookUndated

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 6 13 4.3.54 By hook or by crook I stole the last page of your bookUndated

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 6 13 4.3.55 If I were an artichoke I'd give the leaves to others and save my heart for youUndated

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 6 13 4.3.56 Hark the Herald Angels shout, two more days and we'll be outUndated

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 6 13 4.3.57 Remember me when you are blue, then you'll be happy tooUndated

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 6 13 4.3.58 Yours untilUndated

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 6 13 4.3.59 I.L.B.C.N.UUndated

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 6 13 4.3.60 Out of all your friends and all your lovers poor little me has to write on the coverUndated

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 6 13 4.3.61 When you get old and live in a shackUndated

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 6 13 4.3.62 What shall I write, what shall it be, just two little words, "remember me"Undated

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 6 13 4.3.63 It tickles me, it makes me laugh to think you want my autographUndated

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 6 13 4.3.64 I auto cry, I auto laugh, I auto sign your autographUndated

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 6 13 4.3.65 Oh little blade of grass so tall; that wakes in Spring and sleeps in fall; adorned with necklaces of dew; I hope somebody steps on youUndated

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 6 13 4.3.66 I'll always be your friend even when Russia cooks turkeys in Greece or China and serves it to the USAUndated

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 6 13 4.3.67 I wish I was a grapefruit and here's the reason why, cause when you come to eat me, I'd squirt you in the eyeUndated

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 6 13 4.3.68 When you slide down the banister of life, remember me as a splinter in your careerUndated

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 6 13 4.3.69 Remember A, remember B, but C that you remember meUndated

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 6 13 4.3.70 I love you, I love you, I love you divine, please give me your bubble gum, you're sitting on mineUndated

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 6 13 4.3.71 From dusk til dawn, from dawn til dusk, because of you my lips will rustUndated

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 6 13 4.3.72 Love at first sight is a special delight, it's not only sublime but it saves lots of timeUndated

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 6 13 4.3.73 Don't worry if your job is small and your rewards are few, remember that the mighty oak are once a nut like youUndated

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 6 13 4.3.74 DI went to church one day to hear the preacher holler; I put a penny in the plate- and grabbed a half a dollarUndated

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 6 13 4.3.75 Jean now, Jean ever, Tibbitts now, but not foreverUndated

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 6 13 4.3.76 When you're walking down the street, looking at the hedgesUndated

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 6 13 4.3.77 Sex is Heaven, Booze is Blitz, We're the class of "76"Undated

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 6 13 4.3.78 How vain is all beneath the skies, how transparent every earthly bliss, how tender all the fondest ties, that bond us to a world like thisUndated

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 6 13 4.3.79 Wanted a place in your memoryUndated

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 6 13 4.3.80 Your 2 good 2 be 4 gottenUndated

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 6 13 4.3.81 See a monkey in a tree pull it's tail and think of meUndated

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 6 13 4.3.82 Remember M remember E but most of all remember MEUndated

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 6 13 4.3.83 Remember teh pretty country, remember the busy town, remember the girl, who ruined your book by writing upside downUndated

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 6 13 4.3.84 When you are old and can not see, I'll hold the pot so you can peeUndated

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 6 13 4.3.85 There are gold ships and there are silver ships but there's no ship like friendshipUndated

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 6 13 4.3.86 When you get old and cannot see put on your specks and think of meUndated

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 6 13 4.3.87 When you get old and think you're sweet, take off your shoes and smell your feetUndated

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 6 14 4.3.88 I 'auto' sign I 'auto' laught I 'auto' sign your autographUndated

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 6 14 4.3.89 I am no poet I have no fame. But just the same I'll sign my nameUndated

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 6 14 4.3.90 UR 2 good 2 B 4 gottenUndated

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 6 14 4.3.91 I saw you in the ocean, I saw you in the sea. I saw you in the bathtub-oops! Pardon meUndated

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 6 14 4.3.92 Columbus discovered America in 1492 and I discovered somehting great when I discovered you!Undated

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 6 14 4.3.93 Tulips in the garden, tulips in the park. But the tulips I like best are the two lips in the dark Undated

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 6 14 4.3.94 A kiss is a germ, or so it's been stated. But kiss me quick, I'm vaccinated Undated

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 6 14 4.3.95 When you are sick and going to die call me up and I will cry Undated

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 6 14 4.3.96 Birds on the mountain fish in the sea how you ever greaduated is a mystery to me Undated

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 6 14 4.3.97 I'll be yours 'till Niagra Falls. I'll be yours 'till the US drinks Canada dry. I'll be yours 'till the weeping willow weeps Undated

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 6 14 4.3.98 Oh this page of snowy white, I think I'll take a little bit (tear edge of paper)Undated

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 6 14 4.3.99 Roses are wilted, violets are dead, sugar is lumpy and so is your headUndated

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 6 14 4.3.100 When your old and in your thirties, don't come to me when your clothes are dirtyUndated

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 6 14 4.3.101 When you get married and have twins, don't come to my house, for safety pinsUndated

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 6 14 4.3.102 Lavender Blue Dilly Dilly Lavender Green when you are king Dilly Dilly I will be queenUndated

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 6 14 4.3.103 Yours till the undertakers undertakes to take you underUndated

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 6 14 4.3.104 Yours till Hell freezes over and the cows come skating home on iceUndated

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 6 14 4.3.105 So and So sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes junior in a baby carriageUndated

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 6 14 4.3.106 Hoof-hearted, ice-melted, you're foolish yetUndated

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 6 14 4.3.107 I'll bet I could make every fool in town turn this book upside downUndated

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 6 14 4.3.108 Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, and other don'tUndated

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 6 14 4.3.109 Your 'till the mouth of the Mississippi wears lipstickUndated

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 6 14 4.3.110 In this troubled world you have to laugh to stay sane, so if this makes you laugh I've done my jobUndated

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 6 14 4.3.111 When twilight pulls the curtain back and pins it with a star, remeber that you have a friend though she may wander farUndated

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 6 14 4.3.112 Remember this and keep in mind a truthful friend is hard to find so when you find one that is true change no the old for the newUndated

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 6 14 4.3.113 Yours 'till sawhorses have coltsUndated

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 6 14 4.3.114 Yours 'till dogwood barksUndated

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 6 14 4.3.115 Yours 'till the mouth of the Mississippi wears lipstickUndated

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 6 14 4.3.116 Remember the pretty country, remember the busy town, remember the girl who ruined your book, by writing upside downUndated

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 6 14 4.3.117 Verna TodayUndated

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 6 14 4.3.118 Some write for pleasure, some write for fameUndated

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 6 14 4.3.119 I "auto" signUndated

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 6 14 4.3.120 I am no poet, I have no fame, but just the same, I'll sign my nameUndated

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 6 14 4.3.121 Yours, till the foot of the mountain wears shoesUndated

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 7 1 4.4 Graffiti 7 1 4.4.1 Black is beautiful, tan is grand, But white is the color of the big boss manUndated

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 7 1 4.4.2 A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeonsUndated

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 7 1 4.4.3 Jackasses are living proof that cowboys [expletive] horses!Undated

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 7 1 4.4.4 Chi O, Chi O, it's off to bed we go, with a little luck we'll get a [expletive], Chi O, Chi O!Undated

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 7 1 4.4.5 Don't sing in the John, in Utah, they shoot John SingersUndated

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 7 1 4.4.6 King Kong died for our sinsUndated

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 7 1 4.4.7 Electra loves DaddyUndated

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 7 1 4.4.8 Oedipus is a mama's boyUndated

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 7 1 4.4.9 I am Black with l2 inches. I am Blue with 2. I am Green with envy. I am curious but yellow. I am red with rageUndated

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 7 1 4.4.10 God is dead.--Time; Time is dead.--God; Time is God.--DeadUndated

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 7 1 4.4.11 Attention girls: Even if you don't, he'll say you did, so you might as wellUndated

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 7 1 4.4.12 Hurry men, it's the 1st of May. Outdoor intercourse begins todayUndated

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 7 1 4.4.13 She offered her honor, he honored her offerUndated

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 7 1 4.4.14 Oh, Frank, please don't touch me thereUndated

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 7 1 4.4.15 Here I sit on the thore, all broken hearted in the hallUndated

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 7 1 4.4.16 Some folks come here to leave a turd, I come here to see my bird Undated

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 7 1 4.4.17 Sex feels good, but labor doesn't Undated

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 7 1 4.4.18 Children left unattended will be towed away at owner's expenseUndated

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 7 1 4.4.19 Bawal Umihi Dito! (Don't pee on this wall)Undated

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 7 1 4.4.20 Here I sit all broken hearted, I came here to crap and only fartedUndated

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 7 1 4.4.21 Gay pride is gay power, about as much pride as picking your nose and eating it in publicUndated

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 7 1 4.4.22 You make 'em; we scape 'em, no fetus can beat usUndated

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 7 1 4.4.23 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycleUndated

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 7 1 4.4.24 A large "X" and the satement "If you can hit this mark, call the Logan Fire Dept.-they can use you." Undated

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 7 1 4.4.25 I am black with 12 inches, I am blue with 2, I am green with envy, I am curious but yellow, I am red with rageUndated

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 7 1 4.4.26 2 good 2 be 4gottenUndated

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 7 1 4.4.27 Smile, you're on candid camera!Undated

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 7 1 4.4.28 Flush twice;it's a long way to the oceanUndated

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 7 1 4.4.29 Kilroy was hereUndated

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 7 1 4.4.30 Mormon girls are better by half, always bulling, never with calfUndated

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 7 1 4.4.31 God is dead. Neaztche. Neiztche is dead. GodUndated

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 7 1 4.4.32 There is no gravity, the earth sucksUndated

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 7 1 4.4.33 1) Do not write on this wall 2) Do not read thisUndated

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 7 1 4.4.34 We aim to please. You aim too, pleaseUndated

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 7 1 4.4.35 In case of famine, eat this book it's full of bolognaUndated

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 7 1 4.4.36 Ervell says: Mormon Stew is roast seagull in a crunchy crickett sauceUndated

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 7 2 4.5 Latrinalia 7 2 4.5.1 To you who sit upon this seat, complete your business and then retreat Undated

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 7 2 4.5.2 How drunk I am, how wet I'll be, if I don't find, the bathroom keyUndated

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 7 2 4.5.3 If it's brown, flush it down . . Undated

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 7 2 4.5.4 If you want a cool surprise, flush the toilet before you riseUndated

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 7 2 4.5.5 Here I sit all broken hearted paid my dime and only farted. Next time I have the chance, I'll save my dime and crap in my pantsUndated

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 7 2 4.5.6 Eggs have a bad life. First, they only get laid once. Second, they only get ate once. Third, it takes them ten minutes to get hard. Fourth, they come in a box with eleven othersUndated

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 7 2 4.5.7 Here I sit among the vapors, some old fool used all the papersUndated

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 7 2 4.5.8 Flush twice, it's a long way to the lunch roomUndated

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 7 2 4.5.9 If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat wipe the seatUndated

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 7 2 4.5.10 Here I sit in fumes and vapor, someone stole the toliet paper, how much longer must I linger before I have to use my fingerUndated

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 7 2 4.5.11 How dry I am - how wet I'll be if I don't find the bathroom key. I found the key but not the door, too late it's on the floorUndated

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 7 2 4.5.12 If it's yellow let it mellow, it it's brown flush it downUndated

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 7 2 4.5.13 No matter how much you whittle and dance, the last drop falls in your pantsUndated

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 7 3 4.6 Bumper Stickers 7 3 4.6.1 Earth: no deposit, no returnUndated

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 7 3 4.6.2 There's no gravity- the whole world sucksUndated

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 7 3 4.6.3 Utah State (Logo)(Photograph included)Undated

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 7 3 4.6.4 I'd rather be on stage (Photograph included)Undated

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 7 3 4.6.5 Start SEEING Motorcycles! (Photograph included) Undated

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 7 3 4.6.6 Start seeing bicycles. (Photograph included) Undated

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 7 3 4.6.7 Preserve our Heritage. (Photograph included) Undated

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 7 3 4.6.8 Apple. (Photograph included) Undated

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 7 3 4.6.9 Wonder Woman. (Photograph included) Undated

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 7 3 4.6.10 Boardwear. (Photograph included) Undated

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 7 3 4.6.11 Cowboy Up. (Photograph included) Undated

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 7 3 4.6.12 Beaver Mountain Ski Resort. (Photograph included) Undated

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 7 3 4.6.13 Tits on a ritz, mmm good cracker Undated

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 7 3 4.6.14 IN-N-OUT urgeUndated

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 7 3 4.6.15 Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need youUndated

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 7 3 4.6.16 Don't laugh, your daughter may be inside!Undated

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 7 3 4.6.17 Honk if you're horneyUndated

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 7 3 4.6.18 Smile if you got a little last nightUndated

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 7 3 4.6.19 Today is the first day of your lifeUndated

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 7 3 4.6.20 Speed on brother, hell ain't half fullUndated

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 7 4 4.7 Signs 7 4 4.7.1 . . . when you are up to your [butt] in alligators it is difficult to remind yourself that your initial object was to drain the swampUndated

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7 4 4.7.2 We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our poolUndated

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 7 4 4.7.3 God forgives, I don'tUndated

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 7 4 4.7.4 "We do not serve..." Undated

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 7 4 4.7.5 "Don't be mad, Come on in and get fed-up!" Undated

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 7 4 4.7.6 "In God we trust, all others must pay cash." Undated

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 7 4 4.7.7 "Lovely to look at, delightful to hold, then if you break it... it is sold"Undated

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 7 4 4.7.8 People with horse sense know when to say "nay"Undated

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 7 4 4.7.9 Please don't feed the animals, they're already stuffedUndated

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 7 4 4.7.10 Where ma spends pa's doughUndated

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 7 4 4.7.11 Welcome to the only Oblong in the worldUndated

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 7 4 4.7.12 Blessed are the youth for they shall inherit the national debtUndated

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 7 4 4.7.13 Attention girls: even if you don't he'll say that you did so you might as wellUndated

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 7 4 4.7.14 Where ma saves pa's doughUndated

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 7 4 4.7.15 A new muffler is a good sound investmentUndated

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 7 4 4.7.16 When you're tired and hungry and dead on your feet and you don't want to cook - you just want to eat go to Jack in the BoxUndated

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 7 4 4.7.17 No credit except to persons over 65 accompanied by both parentsUndated

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 7 4 4.7.18 We have to right to pinch back!Undated

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 7 4 4.7.19 Don't go by mad, come on in and get fed-up!Undated

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 7 4 4.7.20 Don't kiss our girls...they are all tellersUndated

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 7 5 4.0 Miscellaneous 7 5 4.0.1 Peaches are peaches; plums are plums; kissing ain't kissing without any tonguesUndated

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 7 5 4.0.2 He Never Died. (Poem)Undated

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 7 5 4.0.3 Prose: Alice,'Which road do I take?' Cheshire cat,'Where do you want to go?' Alice,'I don't know.' Cheshire cat, 'Then, it doesn't matter.'Undated

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 7 5 4.0.4 There are three things you must learn to doUndated

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 7 5 4.0.5 Why are women such a problemUndated

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 7 5 4.0.6 Once a trap was baited with a piece of cheeseUndated

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 7 5 4.0.7 Three Ha'pence a footUndated

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 7 5 4.0.8 Forever and Always No Matter WhatUndated

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 7 5 4.0.9 Food on a StickUndated

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 5. Parodies 7 6 5.1 Of Nursery Rhymes 7 6 5.1.1 Jack and Jill went up the hillUndated

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 7 6 5.1.2 Mary had a little lambUndated

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 7 6 5.1.3 Hickory, dickory, dockUndated

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 7 6 5.1.4 Mary, Mary, quite contraryUndated

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 7 6 5.1.5 Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboardUndated

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 7 6 5.1.6 Little Miss MuffetUndated

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 7 6 5.1.7 Twinkle, twinkle little starUndated

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 7 6 5.1.8 Peter, Peter Pumpkin eaterUndated

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 7 6 5.1.9 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallUndated

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 7 6 5.1.10 Hey diddle, diddleUndated

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 7 6 5.1.11 Jack be nimble, Jack be quickUndated

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 7 6 5.1.12 Star light, star bright, first star I see tonightUndated

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 7 6 5.1.13 Little Jack Horner sat on a cornerUndated

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 7 6 5.1.14 I hate you, you hate me (Barney parody)Undated

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 7 6 5.1.15 Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, Ha! Ha! fooled you all, I'm a submarine!Undated

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 7 6 5.1.16 1,2 Freddy's coming to get you 3, 4 Better lock your doorUndated

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 7 7 5.2 Of Religious Texts 7 7 5.2.1 Bless the breadUndated

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 7 7 5.2.2 Give us this day our daily breadUndated

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 7 7 5.2.3 Now I lay me down to sleepUndated

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 7 7 5.2.4 Blessed are the quilters, for they are the piece makersUndated

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 7 7 5.2.5 The 23rd Rambler (Psalm)Undated

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 7 7 5.2.6 Come, Come Ye SaintsUndated

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 7 7 5.2.7 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Undated

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 7 7 5.2.8 Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you dietUndated

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 7 7 5.2.9 The families that stay together, stay togetherUndated

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 7 7 5.2.10 You can drink that coffee and not break the word of wisdomUndated

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 7 7 5.2.11 Jesus is walking across the water and someone yells out, "I don't care who you are, you are scaring the fish"Undated

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 7 7 5.2.12 In the beggining God created the neutron heavier than the protonUndated

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 7 7 5.2.13 Sky Pilots (Preachers)Undated

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 7 7 5.2.14 Jesus on the cross falling over saying: "Damn beavers!"Undated

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 7 7 5.2.15 Give alms to the poorUndated

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 7 7 5.2.16 A little boy praying to God: "Testing 1, 2, 3"Undated

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 7 7 5.2.17 Let us preyUndated

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 7 8 5.3 Of Literature 7 8 5.3.1 The Boy Stood on the Burning deck Undated

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 7 8 5.3.2 'Twas the night before ChristmasUndated

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 7 8 5.3.3 Give me liberty or give me kidsUndated

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 7 8 5.3.4 Spider, Spider on the wallUndated

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 7 9 5.4 Of Patriotic Texts 7 9 5.4.1 I pledge allegianceUndated

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 7 9 5.4.2 Boy scout oathUndated

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 7 9 5.4.3 It's a Grand Old BagUndated

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 7 10 5.5 Of Proverbs 7 10 5.5.1 A closed mouth gathers no footUndated

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 7 10 5.5.2 Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can put off 'til the day after tomorrowUndated

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 7 10 5.5.3 Rules are made to be amendedUndated

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 7 10 5.5.4 It's always darkest before it gets absolutely blackUndated

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 7 10 5.5.5 People who live in glass houses should . . Undated

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 7 10 5.5.6 If at first you don't succeed, the hell with itUndated

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 7 10 5.5.7 Smile, things could be worse. So I smiled and things got worseUndated

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 7 10 5.5.8 The cow is in the mudUndated

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 7 10 5.5.9 Early to bed, early to rise. See also: 8.E8Undated

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 7 10 5.5.10 You can lead a horse to water . . Undated

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 7 10 5.5.11 We find ourselves upon a rudimentary tributary deficient of any ostensible mode of forward motionUndated

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 7 10 5.5.12 One good turn deserves most of the blanketUndated

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 7 10 5.5.13 A penny saved. . . deprivedUndated

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 7 10 5.5.14 He who laughs last doesn't get the jokeUndated

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 7 10 5.5.15 If the cock crows, shoot itUndated

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 7 10 5.5.16 Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way throughUndated

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 7 10 5.5.17 If it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doingUndated

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 7 10 5.5.18 Ignorance is bliss, especially in good companyUndated

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 7 10 5.5.19 A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with himUndated

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 7 10 5.5.20 No rest for the wicked and the righteous don't need anyUndated

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 7 10 5.5.21 Where there's a will Undated

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 7 10 5.5.22 If at first you don't succeed . . Undated

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 7 10 5.5.23 Life is not a bowl of cherries -- it's a bowl of pitsUndated

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 7 10 5.5.24 Two heads are better than one if one is a cabbage headUndated

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 7 10 5.5.25 Use it up, throw it out, buy it new, or do withoutUndated

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 7 10 5.5.26 If tishes were wishes we'd all have a tryUndated

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 7 10 5.5.27 Let's burn that bridge when we get to it OR let's jump off that bridge when we get to itUndated

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 7 10 5.5.28 April showers... bring more snowUndated

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 7 10 5.5.29 Right off my elbow (Off the top of my head)Undated

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 7 10 5.5.30 An onion a day keeps everyone awayUndated

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 7 10 5.5.31 If you can't be aisy (lazy) all the time, be as aisy as you can. (Parody of a Scottish proverb)Undated

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 7 10 5.5.32 Two is company, three is a crowd, and four is an orgyUndated

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 7 10 5.5.33 The conary that sings in the morning is eaten by the cat in the afternoonUndated

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 7 10 5.5.34 Don't count your chickens before they crumbleUndated

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 7 10 5.5.35 There is no place like peopleUndated

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 7 11 5.6 Of Folk Poetry 7 11 5.6.1 Roses are red Undated

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 7 11 5.6.2 Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a dart, went into the barbershop and let a great big fartUndated

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 7 11 5.6.3 Beware of guys with eyes of_____Undated

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 7 11 5.6.4 No more pencils, no more booksUndated

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 7 12 5.7 Of Folk Sayings 7 12 5.7.1 This is the placeUndated

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 7 12 5.7.2 A woman's place is in the homeUndated

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 7 12 5.7.3 See ya later alligatorUndated

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 7 12 5.7.4 Cross my throat and hope to chokeUndated

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 7 12 5.7.5 Sticks and stones can break my bones. See also: 6.2.15.3Undated

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 7 12 5.7.6 Life creates a vacuum and then you dieUndated

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 7 12 5.7.7 Cross my heart and hope to spit in the riverUndated

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 7 13 5.0 Miscellaneous 7 13 5.0.1 I just washed my mouth and can't do a thing with itUndated

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 7 13 5.0.2 Whistle while you workUndated

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 7 13 5.0.3 It's raining cats and dogs, and I just stepped in a poodleUndated

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 7 13 5.0.4 You make ‘em, scrape ‘em. No fetus can beat usUndated

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 7 13 5.0.5 Absence makes the heart grow fonder Undated

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 7 13 5.0.6 It's raining pitchforks and hammer handlesUndated

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 7 13 5.0.7 Happy birthday to you , you belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and actl like one tooUndated

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 7 13 5.0.8 Jingle bells, batman smells, Robin laid an egg. Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away, hey!Undated

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 7 13 5.0.9 Joy to the world, Barney is deadUndated

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 7 13 5.0.10 Tic tac toe, give in a row, Barney got shot by a G.I. Joe. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, whoop, Barney's deadUndated

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 7 13 5.0.12 The Myon and the LouseUndated

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 7 13 5.0.13 The I.R.S. lives by bread aloneUndated

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 7 13 5.0.14 Jesus saves but Esposito scores on the reboundUndated

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 6. Folk Speech 8 1 6.1 Rhymes or Sayings of Derision 8 1 6.1.1 There's fungus among us; at ease diseaseUndated

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 8 1 6.1.2 Eeny, meeny come from ChineeUndated

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 8 1 6.1.3 Dirty Will, Dirty WillUndated

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 8 1 6.1.4 I know my name, I know my mindUndated

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 8 1 6.1.5 Acabaca, soda crackerUndated

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 8 1 6.1.6 I'm a Dego, you're a WopUndated

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 8 1 6.1.7 Seesaw, Margery Daw, wash the baby's britchesUndated

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 8 1 6.1.8 . . . never dieUndated

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 8 1 6.1.9 God made the little Negro boysUndated

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 8 1 6.1.10 It's a fight, a fight; a black and a whiteUndated

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 8 1 6.1.11 There are so many MexicansUndated

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 8 1 6.1.12 There are very few white men who can cook like this, and no Indians at allUndated

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 8 1 6.1.13 I would rather say good morning to a Jew than a person without a beardUndated

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 8 1 6.1.14 Wherever you find four Baptists, you'll always find a fifthUndated

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 8 1 6.1.15 In Scipio we get everything the hen lays but the eggUndated

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 8 1 6.1.16 If Utah were a person, Scipio would be the place where you give it an enemaUndated

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 8 1 6.1.17 You can always tell the English, you can always tell the Dutch, you can always tell the Yankees, but you can't tell them muchUndated

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 8 1 6.1.18a "That's mighty white of you"Undated

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 8 1 6.1.18b "Get it for yourself, I'm not your . . "Undated

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 8 1 6.1.18c "If you aren't careful, she'll leave you for a white man"Undated

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 8 1 6.1.19a "She looks like she could eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence"Undated

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 8 1 6.1.19b "She's so skinny that a man would rub his balls raw on the bed sheets"Undated

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 8 1 6.1.19c "He is slicker than snot on a brass doorknob." (See also: Speech 9.1.82.1)Undated

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 8 1 6.1.20 "I think I thunk a lie"Undated

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 8 1 6.1.21 Did you suntan through a screen door? Undated

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 8 1 6.1.22 She looks like she had a fire on her face and put it out with an ice pickUndated

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 8 1 6.1.23 "Rubber butt and licker"Undated

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 8 1 6.1.24 They're all just a bunch of tin godsUndated

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 8 1 6.1.25 I wouldn't give you dollars to donutsUndated

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 8 1 6.1.26 Well, it's nothing to write home aboutUndated

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 8 1 6.1.27 Hair up his assUndated

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 8 1 6.1.28 That's weakUndated

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 8 1 6.1.29 Came apart K-mart fall apartUndated

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 8 2 6.2 Retorts 8 2 6.2.1 To Appearances 8 2 6.2.1.1 It looks Greek to me! Undated

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 8 2 6.2.1.2 Gag a maggot on a gut wagonUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.3 Beauty was black horse. (Retort to: Smoke follows beauty.)Undated

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 8 2 6.2.1.4 She's so flat she has to wear Falsies backwards to bread (break) evenUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.5 Having a face only a mother could loveUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.6 She's trying to fit 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sackUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.7 If looks were spit, you'd be surfin' right nowUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.8 You're pretty in two ways- pretty ugly and pretty apt to stay that wayUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.9 She's big enough to chase a grizzly bear with a switchUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.10 Wow, look at how that brings out your eyesUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.11 He's a dandy/he's got classUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.12 Tits and (explicit) tits and (explicit) What else matters? That's all that counts!Undated

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 8 2 6.2.1.13 Fat is a pretty color!Undated

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 8 2 6.2.1.14 Death warmed overUndated

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 8 2 6.2.1.15 Your not just a whistlin' TheronUndated

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 8 3 6.2.2 To Arguments 8 3 6.2.2.1 Get a job! Undated

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 8 3 6.2.2.2 Pink's red anywayUndated

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 8 3 6.2.2.3 [Expletive] you, and [expletive] anyone that looks like youUndated

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 8 3 6.2.2.4 You would argue with a signpost in the middle of the Sahara DesertUndated

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 8 3 6.2.2.5 You know they name streets' after you... One Way! Undated

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 8 3 6.2.2.6 Why be disagreeable? With a little effort you could be a real stinkerUndated

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 8 4 6.2.3 Childhood Retorts 8 4 6.2.3.1 So, so, suck your toeUndated

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 8 4 6.2.3.2 Shut up. I don't shut up, I grow upUndated

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 8 4 6.2.3.3 I'm rubber and you're glueUndated

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 8 4 6.2.3.4 See my _____ gee you're _____Undated

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 8 4 6.2.3.5 An 'X' is an unknown person, and a 'spurt' is a drip under pressureUndated

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 8 4 6.2.3.6 You're a good egg in the long run, but who likes long runny eggs?Undated

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 8 4 6.2.3.7 I know you are but what am I?Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4 To Complaints, Disappointments and Whining 8 5 6.2.4.1 Life goes onUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.2 Helpless Hannah, girl from SavannahUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.3 Slit your throat from ear-to-ear and feed you to the hogsUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.4 I can see the lines of suffering in your faceUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.5 Be thankful for what you are and have; you could have been born in RussiaUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.6 One of life's greatest tragedies has just taken placeUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.7 And I'll bet they don't even serve pie thereUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.8 If you can't be happy, then at least be cheerfulUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.9 You wouldn't pay ten cents for a mule that won't kickUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.10 It's tougher where there isn't any. (Retort to comment about tough meat)Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.11 "Tough titty," said the kitty when the milk went dryUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.12 You look like you just lost your tea and sugar and found the paper!Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.13 What do you want? Eggs in your beer?! Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.14 What's your chief beef? Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.15 Who spit in your oatmeal and pushed your truck into the ditch? Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.16 You old stick in the mudUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.17 Whip me, beat me, call me HelenUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.18 You want to have your cake and eat it tooUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.19 Go [crap] in your shoeUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.20 To bad, so sad, your dadUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.21 Well, what do you want me to do, fart rainbows? Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.22 Quit being a tiddy mouseUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.23 How would you like a knuckle sandwich?! Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.24 If wishes were fishes, beggars would eat. See also: 7.02 and 8.i2Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.25 Quite[quit] your behavin' an' learn how to don'tUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.26 Tough beansUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.27 World's smallest violin playing 'My heart bleeds for you' Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.28 Tough noogies sweet cheeks Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.29 I don't give a (dang)Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.30 I have had troubles in my life, but the worst of them never cameUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.31 When the apple is ripe it will fallUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.32 It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stickUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.33 Do you want a thimble pie?Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.34 I can see the lines of suffering in your faceUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.35 Be thankful for what you are and have, you could have been born in RussiaUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.36 That's a real bit in the shortsUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.37 Write your CongressmanUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.38 My heart pumps purple Kool-Aid for youUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.39 That's the pittsUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.40 To bad, so sad my ladUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.41 Got a dime- call someone who caresUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.42 You'll (expletive) if you eat regularUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.43 Gotta dime?Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.44 Do you want a free trip to the moon?Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.45 Wanna taste my fist?Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.46 Welcome to the club!Undated

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 8 5 6.2.4.47 Too bad, so sad, my ladUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.48 Same to you but more of itUndated

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 8 5 6.2.4.49 You're nuthing and I'm everything and you'll learn to like it!Undated

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 8 6 6.2.4.50 Oh Piss and MoanUndated

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 8 6 6.2.4.51 Lag-fillUndated

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 8 6 6.2.4.52 Do you sayUndated

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 8 6 6.2.4.53 He just can't cut the mustardUndated

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 8 6 6.2.5 To Compliments 8 6 6.2.5.1 That should be a flower in your bonnet. Undated

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 8 6 6.2.5.2 I know, there's no conceit in my family, I've got it all!Undated

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 8 7 6.2.6 To Correction, Contradiction, Misunderstanding 8 7 6.2.6.1 Clear up? Yeah, clear up to your [butt] and still coming down! Undated

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 8 7 6.2.6.2 Close the door! Were you born in barn!Undated

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 8 7 6.2.6.3 Eights days?Undated

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 8 7 6.2.6.4 No, she's fineUndated

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 8 7 6.2.6.5 They killed can't and whipped couldn't 'til he could!Undated

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 8 7 6.2.6.6 I was raised on a hill where they closed themselves. (Reply when asked if raised in a barn.) Undated

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 8 7 6.2.6.7 Clear as mudUndated

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 8 7 6.2.6.8 Open mouth, insert footUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7 To Exasperation, Frustration 8 8 6.2.7.1 I'll hit you so hard, you'll have to take off your socks to seeUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.2 For goodness sakeUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.3 For Pete's sakeUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.4 The last drawUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.5 Sour grapesUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.6 That cotton-pickin' [thing]Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.7 Heads are gonna roll!Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.8 I've got a bone to pick with youUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.9 For crying in a bucketUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.10 For cryin' out loudUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.11 Quit it outUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.12 Come off itUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.13 I've had it to the maxUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.14 You're up in the nightUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.15 You're cruisin' for a bruisin'Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.16 You dirty rotten, turkey trotten, fly blow, maggot eaten, stupid driver!Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.17 Down in front, you make a better door than you do a windowUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.18 Take a long walk off a short pierUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.19 Eat rocksUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.20 Suck eggsUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.21 [Expletive] or get off the potUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.22 Go jump in a lakeUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.23 If you're not in bed by ten o'clock, go homeUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.24 If you don't behave, I'll have your shirttail poppin' in the windUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.25 Lookout, cow, or yo feet'll be turned up' to de skyUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.26 You're going to be picking lily's from undergroundUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.27 Where did that nincompoop get their drivers license?! Out of a Cracker Jack box?! Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.28 You're made of muddy waterUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.29 He's out of his tree! Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.30 "I'm jest a cock-eyed optimist, and yer jest plain cock-eyed." Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.31 Oh I could just spit beatlesUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.32 You can sure dish out, but you can't take itUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.33 I'm going to ring your neckUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.34 Well, you have the same clothes to get glad inUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.35 Crazy women drivers! Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.36 Why don't you dunk your head in a bucket of water 3 times, but only bring it up twice? Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.37 Go bark at the moon Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.38 Take your lower lip. Pull it over your head. And swallowUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.39 Oh, hang it from a sky hook!Undated

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 8 8 6.2.7.40 For crying in a tea cupUndated

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 8 8 6.2.7.41 Bursting your bucketUndated

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 8 9 6.2.8 To Injury 8 9 6.2.8.1 It is far from your heart, you'll live. Undated

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 8 10 6.2.9 To Lying, Exaggerating 8 10 6.2.9.1 Lie if you must!Undated

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 8 10 6.2.9.2 You're pulling my legUndated

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 8 10 6.2.9.3 I spent a week there one nightUndated

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 8 10 6.2.9.4 I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw a bull by the tailUndated

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 8 10 6.2.9.5 Honest as the bishopUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 10 6.2.9.6 Lies always come home to roostUndated

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 8 10 6.2.9.7 Let sleeping dogs lieUndated

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 8 10 6.2.9.8 Oh you're tough smellin'Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 10 6.2.9.9 Don't trust him any further than you can kick a courthouseUndated

.3 (Item)

 8 10 6.2.9.10 I ain't lyin, if I was lyin I'd be flyin and the Lord knows I can't flyUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 10 6.2.9.11 You pulled the wool over my eyesUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 10 6.2.9.12 It's getting deep in hereUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 10 6.2.9.13 I'm not just a woofin' yaUndated

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 8 10 6.2.9.14 Crock of bull Undated

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 8 10 6.2.9.15 You lie like a rugUndated

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 8 10 6.2.9.16 Ah go peddle your papers somewhere elseUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 10 6.2.9.17 Ya can't fly on one legUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 10 6.2.9.18 Yeah and I believe that and monkeys fly out of my buttUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 11 6.2.10 To Opinions 8 11 6.2.10.1 Tell me what you really thinkUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 11 6.2.10.2 Look with your eyes, not with your handsUndated

.2 (Items)

 8 11 6.2.10.3 Why don't you marry it! (To statement: "I love it!")Undated

.2 (Items)

 8 11 6.2.10.4 What does that have to do with the price of tea on Tuesday? Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 11 6.2.10.5 And thats your opinion, and opinions are just like (explitive). Everybody's got one! Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 11 6.2.10.6 As Betsy Ross once said: "Sew What?" Undated

.2 (Item)

 8 12 6.2.11 To Requests, Favors 8 12 6.2.11.1 I'm Friday! Why don't you come over to my house on Saturday and we'll have a Sunday! Undated

.2 (Items)

 8 12 6.2.11.2 That will be three dollars and fifty cents!Undated

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 8 12 6.2.11.3 If it was a snake it would have bit youUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 12 6.2.11.4 Might as well, can't dance

.11 (Items)

 8 12 6.2.11.5 I may be cabbage looking, but I'm not that greenUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 12 6.2.11.6 You've got a prayerUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 12 6.2.11.7 Welsh on somethingUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 12 6.2.11.8 It's not what you want that makes you fatUndated

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 8 13 6.2.12 Rude Retorts (Wisecrack comebacks) 8 13 6.2.12.1 Did somebody fart in your car too?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 13 6.2.12.2 It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubtUndated

.3 (Items)

 8 13 6.2.12.3 The only time you open you mouth is to change feetUndated

.2 (Items)

 8 13 6.2.12.4 That's a deep subject. (Retort to "Well.")Undated

.8 (Items)

 8 13 6.2.12.5 May the bird of paradise fly up your noseUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 13 6.2.12.6 May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpitsUndated

.2 (Items)

 8 13 6.2.12.7 Oh, well? That's a deep subject (especially for your shallow mind)Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 13 6.2.12.8 Whatever blows your skirt upUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 13 6.2.12.9 After you fill your eyes, fill your nose. (Retort used when someone stares.) Undated

.2 (Item)

 8 13 6.2.12.10 Do you want a medal, or a chest to pin it on? Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 13 6.2.12.11 Gets his shorts in a bundleUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 13 6.2.12.12 Why don't you mind your own beeswax?!Undated

.2 (Items)

 8 14 6.2.12.13 Well is a hole in the groundUndated

.2 (Items)

 8 13 6.2.12.14 I may be cabbage looking, but I'm not that greenUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.15 By Shanks MareUndated

.3 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.16 What ever ties your shorts in a knotUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.17 Well, didn't I tell you? Then I guess it must not be any of your business Undated

.2 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.18 That's a deep hole in the ground. Don't fall in! (in response to "well")Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.19 My nose isn't really red, it's just blushing with pride because it knows enough to stay out of other people's businessUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.20 Whatever dude you kiss a guyUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.21 Do you serve towels with showers?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.22 Hey Glenda, who put the dollar in you?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.23 Don't go away mad, just go awayUndated

.6 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.24 Take a picture, it lasts longerUndated

.4 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.12.25 That's 2/3 of a pun, you know, PUUndated

.3 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13 To Stating the Obvious 8 14 6.2.13.1 Is the Pope Catholic? Undated

.2 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.2 Does a bear [crap] in the woods?Undated

.5 (Items)

 8 14 6.2.13.3 Does a frog have an air tight bum?Undated

.2 (Items)

 8 14 6.2.13.4 Does a fifty pound bag of flour make a biscuit?Undated

.2 (Items)

 8 14 6.2.13.5 Do chickens have lips?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.6 Can a snake do push ups?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.7 Your perception of the obvious is commendable, dear Watson!Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.7.1 Do birds fly, do fish swim, do bears go potty in the woods?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.8 Retort to question: "Did you see _____? (Something you obviously saw.) 8 14 6.2.13.8.1a No, have you seen my white cane?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.8.1b No, I only have eyes in the back of my head?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.8.1c No, I can't bear to watch someone asking stupid questionsUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.8.1d Well, I should hope to shoutUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.8.1e Yes I did, but how did you see it with your head up your [butt]?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.8.1f Does the pope (crap) in the woods?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.8.2 Cow(poop) I know, fly(poop) I careUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.9 Retort to "Are you eating?" 8 14 6.2.13.9.1a No, I'm just Kirby's test modelUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.9.1b No this is the way I defecate. Stick around and I'll show you how I eatUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.9.1c Yes, and from the look of things, it must be your brainUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.9.1d No thanks, I just ate a bar of soapUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.10 Retort to question: "Are you sleeping?" 8 14 6.2.13.10.1a No, dead. Leave the flowers and get outUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.10.1b No, I just smelled you coming and passed outUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.10.1c Sleeping? Are you kidding? I do that standing upUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.11 Retort to question: "Are you on the telephone?" 8 14 6.2.13.11.1a No, this is the new way to clean your earsUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.11.1b No, this is Ronco's new Ear Wax SpoonUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.11.1c No, I'm on the take. How much do you have?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.11.1d No, I'm on the pillUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 14 6.2.13.12 Retort to question: “Where are you?” 8 14 6.2.13.12.1a Down the cellar behind the axUndated

.3 (Items)

 8 14 6.2.13.12.1b Up in the attic dancing with the miceUndated

.3 (Items)

 8 14 6.2.12.13.1c Yes, and what if the ham should fall? Undated

.3 (Items)

 8 14 6.2.12.13.1d He went to (expletive) and the hog ate himUndated

.3 (Items)

 8 14 6.2.12.13.1e I'm in the bakeryUndated

.3 (Items)

 8 14 6.2.13.13 OpenUndated 8 15 6.2.14 To Stupidity 8 15 6.2.14.1 There are more horses' rears in this world than horsesUndated

.3 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.2 Engage brain before operating mouthUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.3 You are stupider than a mud fenceUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.4 Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answerUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.5 She/he's got a lot of space between her/his barnsUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.6 You're so dense, we could use you for fogUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.7 Don't know [crap] from wild honeyUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.8 I may be stupid but I'm not dumbUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.9 You don't know crap from a good grade of clayUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.10 If I were any dumber, you'd have to water meUndated

.2 (Items)

 8 15 6.2.14.11 Stupidity and pride grow on the same stumpUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.12 He's so stupid he couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heelUndated

.3 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.13 Idiot wasn't through with the mouse storyUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.14 Didn't know if Christ was crucified or died in a gun fightUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.15 You're not playing with a full deckUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.16 You dorkUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.17 You don't know (explitive) from a good grade of clayUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.18 You're so stupid you think chocolate sundae is a Negro holidayUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.19 You're so stupid you think Rock Hudson is a stone carUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.20 You're so stupid you think asphalt is a bum diseaseUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.21 You're slower than the seven year itchUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.22 I didn't know if I was afoot or on horsebackUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.23 If brains were leather, you couldn't saddle a bugUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 15 6.2.14.24 Bar JohnUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15 To Teasing, Name Calling 8 16 6.2.15.1 A nut is a seed, A seed is a tree, A tree is nature, nature is beauty. Thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a nut.)Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.2 A drip is a drop, a drop is water, water is nature and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a drip.)Undated

.7 (Items)

 8 16 6.2.15.3 Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt meUndated

.24 (Items)

 8 16 6.2.15.4 SlamUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.5 First the worst, second the same, last the best of all the gameUndated

.10 (Items)

 8 16 6.2.15.6 What you say is what you areUndated

.4 (Items)

 8 16 6.2.15.7 A jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat is on water, water is nature, nature is beautiful, thanks for the compliment. (Retort to being called a jerk.) Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.8 I may have four-eyes, but at least I don't have ten butts. (Retort to being called four-eyes) Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.9 Call me this and call me that, but all yourself and dirty ratUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.10 You're quite the joker aren't you?Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.11 A jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat floats on water, water is nature, nature is beautiful, beautiful is me. Thanks for the complimentUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.12 Twinkle twinkle little star, what you say is what you areUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.13 That's what you are but what am IUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.14 I'm rubber you're glue, everything bounces off me and sticks to youUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 16 6.2.15.15 Hurt me once, shame on you. Hurt me twice, shame on meUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16 To Questions 8 17 6.2.16.1 Let's not and say we didUndated

.3 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.2 Retort to question: "How old are you?" 8 17 6.2.16.2.1 I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teethUndated

.4 (Items)

 8 17 6.2.16.2.2 That's as old as the hills and twice as hairyUndated

.4 (Items)

 8 17 6.2.16.2.3 This is old as the hills and twice as dustyUndated

.1 (Items)

 8 17 6.2.16.3 Retort to question: "What are you making?" 8 17 6.2.16.3.1 I'm making layovers for meddlersUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.3.2 I'm making a handle to a hen's nest!Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.4 Retort to question: "What can I do?" 8 17 6.2.16.4.1 Spit in your shoe and go tell your teacher it's half-past twoUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.5 Retort to question: "Where'd you learn how to do that?" 8 17 6.2.16.5.1 I learned it in the French UndergroundUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.6 Retort to answer "cause" 8 17 6.2.16.6.1 Cause is pigUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.7 Wait till the snow is off the Wellsville's [Utah]. (To request to float the Logan Canal.)Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.8 Retort to questions someone does not want to answer 8 17 6.2.16.8.1 Are you writing a book? Leave out that chapterUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.9 People in hell want ice waterUndated

.7 (Items)

 8 17 6.2.16.10 Terrible. (Retort to restaurant server question: " How is everyone doing?")Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.11 A ham-ram-bull-beef-bear sandwich. (Response to question: "What do you want for lunch dad?")Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.12 Retort to question: "Did daddy let you borrow the car tonight?" 8 17 6.2.16.12.1a No it's my pimp'sUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.12.1b Yes, would you like my father's phone number so you can borrow sometime tooUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.13 Retort to question: "Are we there yet?" 8 17 6.2.16.13.1 We're in the carUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.14 Retort to question: "What are you up to?" or "What's up?" 8 17 6.2.16.14.1 Oh, about six foot one"Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.14.2 Nothing but the rentUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.15 Retort to question: "How are you?" 8 17 6.2.16.15.1 Oh, fair to partly cloudyUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.15.2 Sick, Sober, SorryUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.16 Retort to question: "Do you know what?" 8 17 6.2.16.16.1 Yeah, I went to school with his brother whoUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.17 Class isn't where I'm going, class is what I have. (Retort to question: "Are you going to school.")Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.18 What do you mean "we," you got a turd in your pocket?(Retort to question: "When are we going to do that?")Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.19 I wouldn't [expletive] you, you're my favorite turd. (Retort to: "You [expletive] me?")Undated

.2 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.20 Retort to question "Why?" 8 17 6.2.16.20.1 On the account of becauseUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.20.2 I'll give you five reasons (hold up five fingers, count down to zero- you are left with a fist)Undated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.21 Retort to "What time is it?" 8 17 6.2.16.21.1 Half past kissing time; time to kiss againUndated

.3 (Items)

 8 17 6.2.16.22 Retort to "Why didn't you marry?" 8 17 6.2.16.22.1 The men I wanted I couldn't get and the ones I could get the devil wouldn't haveUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.23 Retort to “So what?” 8 17 6.2.16.23.1 Sew buttons on your underwearUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.24 Retort to “What's the date?” 8 17 6.2.16.24.1 I hear it's something close to the prune, but I personally prefer raisansUndated

.2 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.25 Bend over and I'll show youUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.26 Retort to “What?” 8 17 6.2.16.26.1 Passum's Snot- pull his tail, and watch him squatUndated

.1 (Item)

 8 17 6.2.16.27 Bend over and I'll show youUndated

.1 (Item)

 6.3 Sayings and Rhymes of Insults, Profanity, Taunts, Teases, Wisecracks 9 1 6.3.1 Insults 9 1 6.3.1.1 Tightwad, tightwad, sitting on a fenceUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.2 Old fat Jim, I remember him . . He got fat just like youUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.3 She can't sing worth sour owl [crap]Undated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.4 Hey, is that your head/face or is your head/neck chewing gum/throwing up?Undated

.3 (Items)

 9 1 6.3.1.5 When God passed out brains, you thought He said trains and you missed yoursUndated

.8 (Items)

 9 1 6.3.1.6 You haven't got enough brains to tan your own hideUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.7 Pitchers got a rubber nose, wiggles every time he throwsUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.8 Oh what a face! It's a disgraceUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.9 Roses are redUndated

.2 (Items)

 9 1 6.3.1.10 I hope your legs grow togetherUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.11 You are so low Undated

.13 (Items)

 9 1 6.3.1.12 You were beat black and blue with an ugly stickUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.13 God gave you the brains of a soda crackerUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.14 I just about died laughing when I first saw youUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.15 You suck farts out of little kittens' [expletive]Undated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.16 You have many outstanding points: head, teeth noseUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.17 I was going to tell you a joke that would knock the hair off your head, but I can see you've already heard itUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.18 She's about fifty cents short on brainsUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.19 If that is all I had to show I sure as hell wouldn't show it!Undated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.20 Did your mother have any kids that lived?Undated

.3 (Items)

 9 1 6.3.1.21 Looks like you kissed a diesel going 90!Undated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.22 Has anyone ever told you how sexy you are? They never willUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.23 Do you wash your face with an icepick?Undated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.24 Anybody that would screw you is too lazy to masturbateUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1 6.3.1.25 They now have your father narrowed down to six suspectsUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.26 You're so skinny Undated

.7 (Items)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.27 You're so fat Undated

.3 (Items)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.28 You're so ugly . . . See also: 9.2.27Undated

.12 (Items)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.29 You're so short Undated

.2 (Items)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.30 Did you get the license number of the semi /Mack truck that ran over your face?Undated

.2 (Items)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.31 Looks like your face was on fire and someone put it out with a steel rakeUndated

.2 (Items)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.32 Does your face hurt? It is really killing me!Undated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.33 Do you know what happened to __? A cow slipped and fell on her head while she was taking a milk bathUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.34 Next time you pass my house I'd appreciate itUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.35 For such a narrow mind you sure have a wide mouthUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.36 I wish I had a lower I.Q. so I could enjoy your companyUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.37 In your case, brain surgery is a minor operationUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.38 You could make a fortune renting your head out as a balloonUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.39 ___ mother had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with herUndated

.2 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.40 Your right eye must be interested in your left eye–it keeps looking at itUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.41 Was the ground cold this morning when you crawled outUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.42 When God passed out looks you thought he said books and said you didn't want anyUndated

.2 (Items)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.43 He was just going along happy as if he had good senseUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.44 Your tongue is tied in the middle and wags on both endsUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.45 Use your head for something else besides a hat rackUndated

.2 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.46 You're so dumb Undated

.4 (Items)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.47 Hey you cookie . . . not you dog biscuitUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.48 All the power in your brain wouldn't be enough to make piss ant motorcycle go around the inside edge of a cheerio even onceUndated

.2(Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.49 Hey good lookin'! Not you the sidewalkUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.2 6.3.1.50 Hey you dreamboat! Not you shipwreck!Undated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.51 You ought to be on a stage . . . the first stage out of town!Undated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.52 Your head is just a button to keep your spine from unravelingUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.53 So ignorant you could rake it off with a stickUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.54 Rather be dead than red in the headUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.55 They are so uncoordinated they can't chew gum and walk up stairs/street at the same timeUndated

.3 (Items)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.56 Up your nose with a rubber hoseUndated

.2 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.57 If your brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow your noseUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.58 I saw U.P. on the Union Pacific railroad tracksUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.59 Girl put downsUndated

.2 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.60 Why don't you go try out for another hockey teamUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.61 You got liquid [crap] for brains. You have trouble getting it togetherUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.62 If your brains wereUndated

.2 (Items)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.63 Collection of insultsUndated

.3 (Items)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.64 It looks like it's been through the warUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.65 Your brain is so small that if you turned your head sideways your brain would fall out your earUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.66 You old bump on a logUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.67 You're always behind like an old cow's tailUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.68 When the Lord was passing out brains you must have been in the wrong lineUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.69 Hit with the ugly stickUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.70 You're a rooster fishUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.71 You're so narrow minded you can look through a keyhole with both eyesUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.72 The lights are on but nobody's homeUndated

.1 (Item)

 9 1.3 6.3.1.73 Her elevator goes to the top floor, but the doors don't openUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.74 This guy's one fish short of a full stringUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.75 You're ugly and your mother dresses you funnyUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.76 When you were born your father took one look at you andUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.77 Not the shiniest coin in the wellUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.78 You look like the afterbirth of a Canadian gang wrestlerUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.79 You couldn't hit the broadside of a barnUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.80 You talk so bennysmuntz. (meaning inside the mouth)Undated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.81 Your head fills so big you could reach out here and scratch your earUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.82 She's blind in one eye and can't see out of the otherUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.83 The reason some women have double chins is because one chin cannot keep up with the tongueUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.84 He's around...like a doughnutUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.85 Oh, he isn't smart enough to pour piss from a boot!Undated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.86 AirheadUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.87 You poophead youUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.88 You maroonUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.89 You hotdogUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.90 You're so prissy, I bet your nose bleeds every 28 daysUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.91 When the Lord passes out faces you thought he said places and asked for a road mapUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.92 You're so full of (explitive), your breath stinksUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.93 You walk like a duck!Undated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.94 You weenie!Undated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.95 You get as much (explitive) as a toilet seat!Undated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.96 Simple mindedUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.97 Skunk in a barnyard, pee yew! Somebody ate it, that's you!Undated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.98 Your mamma is so fat that people thought she was a beachballUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.100 When the lord was making roses you thought he said noses and you ordered a big red oneUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.101 Snot lockerUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.102 Eat your heart outUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.104 Get off my caseUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.105 Well the best way to describe her is that she is a few clowns short of a circusUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.106 Their mother was Norwegian...a Swede with the brains knocked outUndated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.107 Did your mother have any children that lived?Undated

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 9 1.3 6.3.1.108 Hefty HideawayUndated

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 9 2 6.3.2.1.1.5 FaggotUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2 Substitute Swear Words. See also: 10.8Undated 9 3 6.3.2.2.1 Holy suffering bullheaded MosesUndated

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 9 6.3.2.2.6 Why don't you go to heaven and make a U-turn?Undated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.7 You dirty rotten, low down, sawed off, short stubbed, bow leggedUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.8 You dirty pot-lickerUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.9 Scream and shoutUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.11 Swear words by Mormon EldersUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.12 FudgeUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.13 Oh beer!Undated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.14 FetchUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.16 Holy Fetchin' scrud!Undated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.17 Oh whiskey!Undated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.20 Oh my heck Undated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.21 Oh earthUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.22 Goodness Gracious Agnes GeorgeUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.23 Laws FridayUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.24 Oh poopsicleUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.25 Undated Godfrey Eschler

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.26 Oh pooperUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.27 Hell's BellsUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.35 FlipUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.36 Oh, H,E, double tooth picks!Undated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.37 ScrudUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.38 Son of a mother bearUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.39 MonkeyUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.40 BulshevikUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.41 Oh troutUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.42 El Toro Poo PooUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.43 7734 (Turn upside down)Undated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.44 Hells bells, panther tails and little fishesUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.45 Good gosh and green grasshoppersUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.2.46 Oh my HelenUndated

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 9 3 6.3.2.3 About Profanity 9 3.1 6.3.2.3.1 If I had a dirty thing like that in my mouth I'd try to get it out too. (Folder 3.1)Undated

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 9 3.1 6.3.2.3.2 The tongue, being in a wet place, slips when going too fastUndated

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 9 3.1 6.3.2.3.3 Profanity is the act of a feeble mind trying to present itself with forceUndated

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 9 3.1 6.3.2.3.4 Dragonfly SayingUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3 Taunts 9 4 6.3.3.1 Liar, Liar Pants on fireUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.2 Fatty, fatty 2 x 4Undated

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 9 4 6.3.3.3 First grade babies; second grade totsUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.4 Tattle tale titty mouse, come to live at our houseUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.5 Bawl baby titty mouse, laid an egg at grandma's houseUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.6 Tattle tale, tattle taleUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.7 I'm the king of Bunker's HillUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.8 Tattle tale tit, your tongue shall be splitUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.9 Blue, blue you've got the flu, now we can't play with youUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.10 I'll spit in the teacher's shoe and blame it on youUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.11 It's about time, it's about space . . Undated

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 9 4 6.3.3.12 Don't give me no lies bubble eyes or I'll knock you down to peanut sizeUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.13 Copy cat, copy cat Undated

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 9 4 6.3.3.14 Missed me, missed me Undated

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 9 4 6.3.3.15 Made you look Undated

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 9 4 6.3.3.16 Bobby's it, Bobby's it; couldn't get over his mother's fit! Undated

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 9 4 6.3.3.17 Teeter, totter, bread and water. Wash your face in dirty waterUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.18 Tattle tail go to jail, don't forget your gingeraleUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.19 Cry baby cry! Stick a needle in your eye, and tell your mother it was not IUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.20 I made you look you dirty crook, you stole your mother's pocketbook, you turned it in, you turned it out, you turned it into saurkrautUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.21 Pink, pink, you stink Undated

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 9 4 6.3.3.22 Red, red wet the bed, wipe it up with gingerbreadUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.23 Shame, shame, double shame, everybody knows your nameUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.24 Get originalUndated

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 9 4 6.3.3.25 (Explitive) you!Undated

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 9 4 6.3.3.26 Dirty Lil, dirty Lil, livex on tip of a garbage hill, never washes, never will Dirty Lil!Undated

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 9 4 6.3.3.27 I made you look, I made you stare, I made you lose your underwearUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4 Teases 9 5 6.3.4.1 She has freckles on her butt I love her. Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.2 Look up, look down. Look at my thumb, gee your dumbUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.3 A bottle of ink to make you stinkUndated

.12 (Items)

 9 5 6.3.4.4 I see London, I see France, I see ________'s underpants!Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.5 Marty, Warty, walla walla warty . . . You're so smelly Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.6 What a shape what a figure, two more legs and she'd look like Trigger (horse)Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.7 You're a poet but you don't know it; But your feet show it ‘cause they're LongfellowsUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.8 Two little love birds sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G See also: 1.5.84 and 4.3.105Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.9 Kindergarten baby . . . gravyUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.10 There goes ____ walking down the Delaware, chewing on his underwearUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.11 Mama mia, papa pia someone's got the diarrheaUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.12 Nanny, nanny, nanny goat; can't catch a billy goatUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.13 If you believe that I have an acre of land in Florida I'll sale youUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.14 If all the boys lived across the sea, What a good swimmer _____ would beUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.15 Mary Ann, Mary Ann washed her face in a frying pan. Combed her hair with a wagon wheel, died with a toothache in her heelUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.16 Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited you, Party Pooper!Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.17 You sure are outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be: out standing in your fieldUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.18 You look like you are dead from your fanny both waysUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.19 My body is a temple. It's not a visitor center, and you don't have a recommendUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.20 Up your nose and between your toes and you know where the other one goesUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.21 ______'s it, had a fit, kissed a girl and couldn't quitUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.22 Doug, the bug, fell in the tub; Turn on the tap and down went Doug, the bugUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.23 Boys call us lemons, but they just like to tease, because aren't we the lemons they like to squeeze?Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.24 My name is Tinkerbell, I don't remember well, will you please help me sir to find my teddy bear. (Boy Scout)Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.25 Monkey see, monkey do . . . Go jump in a lakeUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.26 Did you stub your toe? (Family statement when someone takes too much food or does anything in excess.)Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.27 _______ is it, took a fit, couldn't get over her arithmeticUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.28 I see Paris, I see France, I put ants down Jimmy's pantsUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.29 Last one in is a (explitives) babyUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.30 So and so have coodiesUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.31 I saw U.P. on the railroad car todayUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.32 The Boogie Man's going to get you right...Now!Undated

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 9 5 6.3.4.33 Schooled YaUndated

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 9 5 6.3.4.34 If ya stick that lip out a little farther, you'll step on itUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5 Wisecracks 9 6 6.3.5.1 No comments from the peanut gallery; especially the head nutUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.2 Greetings from the Interior!Undated

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 9 6 6.3.5.3 Go surf in a mud puddle!Undated

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 9 6 6.3.5.4 Go get wise bubble eyes before I cut you down to peanut sizeUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.5 She is a home devil and a street angelUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.6 Don't give me no lip potato chipUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.7 Yea, he's a nice guy when he's asleepUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.8 The only sane people in the world are all in insane asylumsUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.9 It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stopUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.10 This is National Earth week. Take a clod to lunchUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.11 Remember, this is National Broad Jump week. Make a broad jump!Undated

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 9 6 6.3.5.12 For a real swinging time in Rexburg (Idaho) go down to the used car lot and watch the bumper rust on the carUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.13 You know they roll-up the sidewalks precisely at ten and people who lie there are not seen againUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.14 I ain't easy, but I can be hadUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.15 When a guy is down kick him. It will give him something to rise aboveUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.16 I leave this rule for others when I am dead, be always right-then go aheadUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.17 I walk on them, you don't need to. (Said when someone steps on your feet.) Undated

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 9 6 6.3.5.18 You're an exception to the ruleUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.19 Study hard, retardUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.20 How to save a million pennies... use your mouth as a piggy bankUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.21 Save your "hey" you might get yourself a cow someday. (Retort to expression "Hey") Undated

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 9 6 6.3.5.22 Don't get wise, bubble eyesUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.23 She didn't say thank you, kiss my foot or anythingUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.24 Don't get smart, you big fartUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.25 Don't get tough, powder puffUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.26 If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the windowUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.27 Don't get smart you big fat fart Undated

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 9 6 6.3.5.28 Hey! Straw's cheaper, grass is free, if you have enough money you can buy all free. (Retort to "Hey")Undated

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 9 6 6.3.5.29 The sun's gotta shine on a dog's ass somedayUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.30 It's not a good meal without a spillUndated

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 9 6 6.3.5.31 I'd like a little less bread, and a little more meatUndated

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 9 7 6.4 Ways to Answer the Telephone 9 7 6.4.1 _________'s Bake Shop (cookie jar). Which crumb do you want? Undated

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 9 7 6.4.2 Hello. ___'s Mortuary, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. The good go to heaven the bad go to Hell-oUndated

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 9 7 6.4.3 Sherwood Forest, Robinhood speakingUndated

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 9 7 6.4.4 Some are home, some are for boys and some are for girlsUndated

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 9 7 6.4.5 Beer joint, who in the hell do you want?Undated

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 9 7 6.4.6 Hi, is your mother there?Undated

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 9 7 6.4.7 Outer darkness, who in the hell do you want to talk to?Undated

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 9 7 6.4.8 It's your dime, go aheadUndated

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 9 7 6.4.9 Top of the temple, Angel Moroni speakingUndated

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 9 7 6.4.10 Office of student affairs, which student would you like to have an affair with?Undated

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 9 7 6.4.11 Celestial Kingdom, which angel would you like?Undated

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 9 7 6.4.12 Christopher's summer home. Some are home, some are notUndated

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 9 7 6.4.13 This is Hunky the Junky, all scrap and no crapUndated

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 9 7 6.4.14 ______'s donkey farm. Which [expletive] would you like to speak to?Undated

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 9 7 6.4.15 This is Logan sewer and we're calling to let you know we're tired of your [crap]Undated

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 9 7 6.4.16 Collection of phone answeringUndated

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 9 7 6.4.17 "Bottomless pit, which devil do you want?"Undated

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 9 7 6.4.18 Nobody is home, go away!Undated

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 9 8 6.5 Greetings and Leave-takings 9 8 6.5.1 Howdy, Chester/Harry (slaps person on chest/pulls hair)Undated

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 9 8 6.5.2 Various leave-taking phrases. (eg: Leave, Steve; Haul, Paul.)Undated

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 9 8 6.5.3 See ya later, alligatorUndated

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 9 8 6.5.4 Bye, bye, french fryUndated

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 9 8 6.5.5 It's been real, it's been fun, but not real funUndated

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 9 8 6.5.6 Hang it on the wallUndated

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 9 8 6.5.7 I'm glad you got to see meUndated

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 9 8 6.5.8 Let's make like a sheepherder and get the flock out of hereUndated

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 9 8 6.5.9 Let's make like a bakery truck and haul bunsUndated

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 9 8 6.5.10 See ya later! Thanks for the warningUndated

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 9 8 6.5.11 Let's make like a banana and splitUndated

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 9 8 6.5.12 Don't take a wooden nickelUndated

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 9 8 6.5.13 Watch your topknot, watch your backsideUndated

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 9 8 6.5.14 Don't spare the horsesUndated

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 9 8 6.5.15 Ain't now _______Undated

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 9 8 6.5.16 How are you doing? Oh, I'm just milldoingUndated

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 9 8 6.5.17 HymenUndated

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 9 8 6.5.18 Peace, love and groovyUndated

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 9 8 6.5.19 Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of hereUndated

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 9 8 6.5.20 Make like a horse turd and hit the trailUndated

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 9 8 6.5.21 Let's boogieUndated

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 9 8 6.5.22 Have a good oneUndated

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 9 8 6.5.23 We'll see you in the moviesUndated

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 9 8 6.5.24 Let's bookUndated

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 9 8 6.5.25 We'll catch you on the flip-flipUndated

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 9 8 6.5.26a Squeeze person's hand and say: "Hi, I'm from the heart association"Undated

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 9 8 6.5.26b Make hand go completely limp and say: "Hi, I'm from the mortuary"Undated

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 9 8 6.5.26c Make your hand flop around, then say: "I'm from FFA, Future Fishermen of America"Undated

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 9 8 6.5.26d Grab their thumb and squeeze it like you were milking a cow and say: "I milk cows for a living"Undated

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 9 8 6.5.27 Bye-cycleUndated

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 9 8 6.5.28 How's it going guys? Totally tubularUndated

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 9 8 6.5.29 Be CarefulUndated

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 9 8 6.5.30 Be the best! Don't do anything you can't do on a bikeUndated

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 9 8 6.5.31 We'll see you later. Who? You and your tapeworm? Undated

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 9 8 6.5.32 Let's take off like a herd of turtlesUndated

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 9 8 6.5.33 Well, we're off like a dirty shirt! Undated

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 9 8 6.5.34 Why don't you make like a tree and leaf? Undated

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 9 8 6.5.35 See ya around likeUndated

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 9 8 6.5.36 See ya next spring, if ya can make it through the mattressUndated

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 9 8 6.5.37 What's your hurry, here's your coat, just close the door on your way outUndated

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 9 8 6.5.38 Oh let's have a partyUndated

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 9 8 6.5.39 Let's be like eggs and scrambleUndated

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 9 8 6.5.40 Take a long walk off a short pierUndated

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 9 8 6.5.41 See you in the funny papersUndated

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 9 8 6.5.42 Let's be off, like a new bride's pantiesUndated

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 9 8 6.5.43 Flake off, buddyUndated

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 9 8 6.5.44 Bug offUndated

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 9 8 6.5.45 Slither awayUndated

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 9 8 6.5.46 Why don't you make like a banana and peel? Undated

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 9 8 6.5.47 Same to you, but more of it! Undated

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 9 8 6.5.48 Let's split the scene like Steve McQueenUndated

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 9 8 6.5.49 Don't leave mad, just leaveUndated

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 9 8 6.5.50 Let's make like a drum and beat itUndated

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 9 8 6.5.51 In a while, CrocodileUndated

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 9 8 6.5.52 Not too soon, BaboonUndated

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 9 8 6.5.53 What's happening baby cakesUndated

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 9 8 6.5.54 TootlesUndated

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 9 8 6.5.55 See ya later- if I don't see you firstUndated

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 9 8 6.5.56 What's up, buttercup?Undated

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 9 8 6.5.57 Stay loose!Undated

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 9 8 6.5.58 Let's make like geese and get the flock out of here!Undated

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 9 8 6.5.59 Off towards Kelsey's!Undated

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 10 5 6.7.5 Disbelief 10 5 6.7.5.1a Your ears are full of blue mud. (Folder 5)Undated

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 10 6 6.7.6.1.4 A man riding by on a white horse wouldn't notice itUndated

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 10 6 6.7.6.1.14 Now you're cooking with gas!Undated

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 10 7 6.7.7.1.6 Glory be! Undated

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 10 7 6.7.7.1.8 Bless my bottom buttons! Undated

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 10 7 6.7.7.2.5 Piece of cakeUndated

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 10 7 6.7.7.2.6 GravyUndated

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 10 7 6.7.7.2.7 Edge of my seatUndated

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 10 8 6.7.8 Excuses 10 8 6.7.8.1a For two pins I'd _____. (Folder 8)Undated

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 10 8 6.7.8.2 Take shank's ponyUndated

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 10 8 6.7.8.3 I can't! I don't have a bone in my legUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.5 Bathtub ginUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.6 Take on reckless fool, three drinks of bad liquorUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.7 Drunker than 700 IndiansUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.9 Reality is for people who can't handle their drugs

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.11 Jan, Feb, March, April, May, June, July, August, Septober, Octember, Nowonder we're sober, we ain't got no beerUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.12 When you wake up with a hangover, drink a beer and it will be curedUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.13 Tall and coldUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.16 The staff of life in drunkUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.18 Drinking wine mankes good bloodUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.19 Hangover: the wrath of grapesUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.20 I'm sober as a cucumberUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.21 The drunker I stand here the longer it getsUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.22 Don't eat the brown acidUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.23 A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughtsUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.24 Pull a Ralph on the bar, feel like the flat side of a flat tireUndated

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 10 10 6.7.9.2.25 You've been tippin' back on Grandpa's old cough medicineUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3 Family Sayings 10 11 6.7.9.3.1 Good enough for Bessie Gurley Undated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.14 Home again, home again, jiggady jigUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.17 Did you stub your toe?Undated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.20 I brought you into this world and I can surely take you out a lot quicker than I brought you inUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.21 Things needed doing in the worst wayUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.22 Look up my sleeve and you'll see starsUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.25 Little dabs of plaster and little dabs of paint, make a girls face what it really ain'tUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.26 Late for your own funeralUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.27 Like father like sonUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.29 A blind man could see it with his caneUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.31 Remember the Maine! Undated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.39 If you don't eat the crust on your bread you can't catch fishUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.45 Well, your teacher doesn't know his head from a hole from in the hole in the groundUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.47 If I gave(blank) a spanking, would you want one too?Undated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.50 With her head held high, her leg arie, waving goodbye, goodbye!Undated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.51 The blanket showUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.54 Ant'ony, pretend ah every' day is ah rainy day and ah wear your rubbersUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.55 Polish my pearliesUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.67 If God wanted another set of holes in your ears he would've put them there himselfUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.68 Wettest water I've ever seenUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.69 Unterreiner is FRENCH!Undated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.81 Horse play leads to tearsUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.85 Grandma was slow, but she was ninety!Undated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.87 Daylight in the swampUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.89 It looks like someone left the door open, and the wrong dogs came homeUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.90 There's two kinds of people in this house-the quick, and the hungryUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.91 There must be a nigger in the haystack somewhereUndated

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 10 11 6.7.9.3.92 SpooningUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.143 The coat remakes the manUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.163 Wha ma call itUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.180 Wake up and do something moreUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.183 Because it's going to rainUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.191 Incest is best!Undated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.192 BabyUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.193 Erin-go-bralessUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.195 The universal chair lawUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.197 Juice the moo'sUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.199 It's the smell of moneyUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.200 Pipe downUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.201 Cow's assUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.202 Like little ships set out to sea, I dip my spoon away from meUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.203 Get yer elbows of the table (name) dearUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.204 Tying shoes rhymeUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.206 Niky Niky Nac Nac I get my spot backUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.208 Squishing the fairiesUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.214 If I had that fiedla wheat, an' he had a feather up his butt, we'd both be tickled pinkUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.215 AwkwardUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.216 (explive) hit the fanUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.217 She's feeling her oatsUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.220 Lima beansUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.225 My brother's keeperUndated

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 10 11.1 6.7.9.3.226 Sawing logsUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.229 She was a woman of few words but oftenUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.230 It's not hardly cricketUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.231 Even-StephenUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.232 Woke up on the wrong side of the bedUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.233 Ring offUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.244 Ha, ha, ha, happy are we, Anderson, and Peterson, and Henderson, and meUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.245 Uncle AllenUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.246 You're half Kitchen, you can do itUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.247 What's the plan Fran?Undated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.248 You know mom, I'm smarter than hellUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.249 You're all in deep kimchiUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.250 Take care, I love you, and God Bless youUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.251 Toes togetherUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.252 Cat fur to make kitten brichesUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.253 You're messing me up!Undated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.254 The LiahonahonaUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.255 Throttle backUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.273 You drank what?Undated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.274 Your nose is out of jointUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.275 RedUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.276 Beauty is painfulUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.278 ChutupUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.279 It's getting beyong a joke RonUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.281 ChinUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.282 Go outside, put your heads together, and try to come up with half a brainUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.283 That's a dime of a dealUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.284 Let me have a swigUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.285 TwerpUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.286 Silence, and very little of thatUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.289 What a hell of a time to dieUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.291 I'll be damnded said the little brook as the fat lady fell inUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.292 If it've been a bear it've bit yaUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.293 It's very happyUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.294 Some say only God can make a tree, but they don't know our momUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.295 Good morning, merry sunshineUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.298 Keep the rubber side downUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.299 The old fools in the wayUndated

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 10 11.2 6.7.9.3.306 Poohing their handsUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.311 My four little fritsUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.314 Put on your best bib and tuckerUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.315 Carry (instead of take)Undated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.319 If god would have wanted your fingernails to be colored he would have made them that wayUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.320 Pay for her tithingUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.321 What's the magic wordUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.322 It's teem tee gang waUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.324 My kitchen is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happyUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.325 If you sing at the table, you'll be married before you're ableUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.326 Couldn't hold a tune in a wheel barrowUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.327 When you snooze you loseUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.328 Scooter bummingUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.329 Forewarned is forarmedUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.330 I'm going to talk to a man about a horseUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.331 Christmas/New Years box. Got it on yaUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.332 BudUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.333 Huba huba, zing zing, baby you've got everythingUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.334 Remember, your mother does not like to be swung, swayed, jiggled, or jarred

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.336 Almost got the bird, don't make no soupUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.337 If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their asses all the timeUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.338 On my honor I'll do my best to help myself and cheat the restUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.339 If you keep sticking your lip out like that, a big bird will come and land on itUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.341 The angels are baking bread tonightUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.342 Eat up little children, do the things you canUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.343 Bless your little chicken gizzardUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.344 PMK (Plenty more in kitchen)Undated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.345 If you treat a cold, you're sick for two weeks; leave it alone and you're sick for fourteen daysUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.346 I guess we better get it while the gettings goodUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.347 SicootusUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.348 You're not going to die if you don't have itUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.349 Drive with care; grow your hairUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.350 She is Wednesday's childUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.351 You've made your own bed now sleep in itUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.352 If you can read, you can cookUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.353 You can go to hell for lying just the same way you can for stealingUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.354 Wake up and enjoy the day, if sleep were any good for you the white would have taken it away long agoUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.355 Move your meat, lose your seatUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.356 If I was younger you'd have to be mighty careful because I'd chase this gal 'til her ankles smokedUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.362 Well, his eyes are sure bigger then his stomachUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.364 Are you ready Mr. Music?Undated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.365 Wit'sUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.366 Good Better BestUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.368 Poopin' AroundUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.369 There's Not Bad PeopleUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.370 Happy DayUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.371 Blessing the FoodUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.372 Nicknames for GrandparentsUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.373 I'm Not Just Whistlin' DixieUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.374 LyingUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.376 Ducks on a PondUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.377 You bet your blue eyed lifeUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.378 AnywayUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.382 Grid EyesUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.383 FlamboozledUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.384 You're OneUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.386 bread and butter, cheese and crackers, got all muddyUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.387 Use your noodleUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.388 Nailed it! Well, almost nailed it!Undated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.389 The VanderdosesUndated

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 10 11.3 6.7.9.3.392 Enough is Enough is EnoughUndated

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 10 12 6.7.9.4.2 JayUndated

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 10 12 6.7.9.4.3 FlamerUndated

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 10 12 6.7.9.4.4 Are you jealous because I am more of a lady/man than you will ever be and more of a man/woman than you will ever be withUndated

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 10 12 6.7.9.4.5 Flame OnUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5 Religious Expressions: about or concerning 10 13 6.7.9.5.1 Mormon hoarded foodUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.3 La Madonna "Church of the Fallen Madonna"Undated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.4 BillikinUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.5 If you feel like you are drowning, then ask the Lord for a snorkelUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.6 Think CelestialUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.7 Celestial intentions, telestial realitiesUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.8 A rabbi who has to praise himself has a congregation of oneUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.9 LDS TestimonyUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.10 I want to let my family know how much I love them even though they are not hereUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.11 The Holy Ghost goes to bed at midnightUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.12 O thou child of hell, why tempt ye me?Undated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.13 You produce faith by doing things that require faithUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.14 Be of good CheerUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.16 We have enough..to last the durationUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.17 I know they're not all Mormon, but they're running on Mormon Standard Time, which is lateUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.18 If I had his car and he had a fur toilet seat, we'd both have the (explitive) tickled out of usUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.19 The small potatoes are always in the back of the wagonUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.20 Paying your tithing will prevent you from getting speeding ticketsUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.21 Just do as you're told (by your leaders), and the Lord will bless you for itUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.22 Happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions and not our circumstancesUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.23 For every stitch you sew on Sunday you'll pick out seven in heavenUndated

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 10 13 6.7.9.5.24 That was a very mormon of youUndated

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 10 14 6.7.9.6 Sports 10 14 6.7.9.6.1 My sweat doesn't smellUndated

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 10 14 6.7.9.6.2 Putting the baby to bedUndated

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 10 14 6.7.9.6.3 Tuff Guys VS Cream Puffs (football)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.6.5 The ball is now in my courtUndated

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 10 14 6.7.9.6.6 Referee, if you had one more eye you'd be a cyclopsUndated

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 10 14 6.7.9.6.7 You've gotta love this, if you don't love it then you've gotta like it, if you don't like it then get off the fieldUndated

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 10 14 6.7.9.6.8 Learning to ski: "Virgin Squat" Asprin is the best cure for pregnancy, just hold it between your kneesUndated

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 10 14 6.7.9.7 Indian Culture Expressions 10 14 6.7.9.7.1 White man load on Sunday and he shoot all week. (Folder 14.1) Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.7.2 White man heap lazy, he sit down and walk. (Comment about the bicycle.) Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.7.3 walk a mile in my moccasinsUndated

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 10 14 6.7.9.8 Blind Culture Expressions 10 14 6.7.9.8.1 The blind are also colorblind. (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9 Local/Utah Culture Expressions 10 14 6.7.9.9.1 Nicknames for local newspapers (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.2 The Gay hangout (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.3 Common Utah Phrases (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.4 Ignorant (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.5 Life goes on in the big city...and sometimes in Logan (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.6 Fair to Middlen(Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.7 Canyon winds don't blow--Logan sucks(Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.8 Pure as snow(Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.9 Lincoln skins(Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.10 Stomp(Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.11 Hold 'er Newt(Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.12 This is a real gully-washer(Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.13 God made the mountains, God made the lakes, God made Utah! We all make mistakes(Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.14 State of Utah Residency Eligibiltiy Test(Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.15 F.R. (Folder 14.2)UndatedUndated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.16 Then he goes (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.17 Keep Utah green: grow grass (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.18 Why are all the water faucets backwards in Utah? (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.19 Utah phrases (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 14 6.7.9.9.20 Bureau (Folder 14.2)Undated

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 10 15 6.7.10 Invitation 10 15 6.7.10.1 Let's go honkey tonkin'Undated

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 10 15 6.7.10.2 Well, bring ya lunch and knitten and come on outUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11 Money: Riches and Poverty 10 16 6.7.11.1 General 10 16 6.7.11.1.1 You get what you pay forUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.1.2 What a bargain, What a bargain for me!Undated

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 10 16 6.7.11.1.3 They go through money just like swill through the hired girlUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.1.4 Being thrifty will last you long, but spending (wasting) gives an empty houseUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.1.5 Just think about the moneyUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.1.6 Burned a hole in your pocketUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.1.7 Ah, the smell of moneyUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.1.8 If you find a penny keep it but if you find a dime afterwards throw the penny away and pick up the dimeUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.1.9 Well, there's always more where that came fromUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2 Poverty 10 16 6.7.11.2.1 We didn't have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out ofUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.2 Stealing from Peter to pay PaulUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.3 I bet that cost a pretty pennyUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.4 Poorer than a church mouseUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.5 Can't afford track shorts for a piss antUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.6 Poor as a church mouseUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.7 Eat it up, wear it our, make it doUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.8 Too broke to pay attentionUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.9 He is so poor, he doesn't have a pot to pee inUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.10 I'm so poor I can't afford a wrestling jacket for a piss antUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.2.11 I'm so poor I couldn't but a piss ant a pair of leggingsUndated

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 10 16 6.7.11.3 RichesUndated 11 1 6.7.12 Places, regarding 11 1 6.7.12.1 Will you please go to Cienega and bring in some potatoes and carrotsUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.2 Magee's closetUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.3 Reno is so close to Hell you can see sparksUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.4 You know Logan (UT) is so much colder than Salt Lake (UT) when you see a dog stuck to a tree (in Logan)Undated

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 11 1 6.7.12.5 Helper, UtahUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.6 The Penitentiary (East of Bear Dam)Undated

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 11 1 6.7.12.7 Monday Town (Morgan, UT)Undated

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 11 1 6.7.12.9 Saco, Montana vs. Saco, MaineUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.10 Blackfoot, IdahoUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.11 River Heights, UtahUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.13 Delco, IdahoUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.14 Ox Killer (near Richmond, Utah)Undated

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 11 1 6.7.12.15 Fruitland, UtahUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.16 Tucker, UtahUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.17 Paradise, UtahUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.18 Eagle Rock (Idaho Falls, ID)Undated

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 11 1 6.7.12.19 MetropolisUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.20 Linrose, IdahoUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.21 The REAL UtahUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.22 Banana BeltUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.23 Bight (bay)Undated

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 11 1 6.7.12.24 Slank (swamp)Undated

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 11 1 6.7.12.25 Cornish, UtahUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.26 Terms for parts of townUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.27 Land of GoshenUndated

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 11 1 6.7.12.28 Onion Town TukUndated

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 11 2 6.7.13 Riddle and Proverb-like Expressions 11 2 6.7.13.1 What a multitude of children! Who hath done it? Undated

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 11 2 6.7.13.2 Hurry up and hurry, and then you get to hurry up and waitUndated

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 11 3 6.7.14 Put Downs (put in place) 11 3 6.7.14.1 You're off the wallUndated

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 11 3 6.7.14.2 You're riding freshman!Undated

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 11 3 6.7.14.3 Sit on your finger and lean back on your thumbUndated

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 11 3 6.7.14.4 Don't get caught up in your skirtUndated

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 11 3 6.7.14.5 If money were bullcrap, Bill would be richUndated

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 11 3 6.7.14.6 You're playing with a warped hockeypuckUndated

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 11 3 6.7.14.7 Schoolyard RhymesUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15 Relating to Dating and Romance 11 4 6.7.15.1 What's the matter? Didn't prince Charming fall of his horse?Undated

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 11 4 6.7.15.2 Make sure you have a dime in your pocketUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.3 Bread and ButterUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.4 I handed him my heart on a silver platterUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.5 I am a gopher girl. I really gopher guys, but they don't gopher meUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.6 A girl will poop on you then slap your face because she says you stinkUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.7 If I told you that you've got a beautiful body- would you hold it against me? Undated

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 11 4 6.7.15.8 If it quacks like a duck, it's a duckUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.9 But, they're all carp. I want him. (Said when someone says there are other fish in the sea.) Undated

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 11 4 6.7.15.10 Wear your heart on your sleeveUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.11 Spenard divorceUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.12 SparkingUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.13 Don't burn the bridge until he buys you dinnerUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.14 Bet you a dime I can kiss you without touching you. Oh, well it was worth itUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.15 He got the draft (Dumped)Undated

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 11 4 6.7.15.16 Draggin' (Cruising) MainUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.17 What does cute really mean? Puppies are cute too and you know what they grow up to be-dogs!Undated

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 11 4 6.7.15.18 Before you meet the handsome Prince you have to kiss a lot of toadsUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.19 You have to kiss a helva lot of frogs to find one good PrinceUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.20 Do you have ants in your pants or are you just hot?Undated

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 11 4 6.7.15.21 N.C.M.O- Noncommital make-outUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.22 Absence makes the boys hearts grow fonder, but when apart the girl will wonderUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.23 Some day my prince will come...in the millaniumUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.24 He chewed the rootUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.25 A lover's moon is a full moonUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.26 Do their noses match? (A way to tell if a couple will marry)Undated

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 11 4 6.7.15.27 I'm just giong to be enduring it tonightUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.28 No flies on him, no flies at allUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.29 Boy, you're cute this moring! You're looking ten men!Undated

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 11 4 6.7.15.30 Raging hormomesUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.31 It starts with you sinking in his arms and ends with your arms in the sinkUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.32 Got the hots on himUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.33 The love of my lifeUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.34 Don't want to get burned (dumped)Undated

.2 (Items)

 11 4 6.7.15.35 Going out to get me some fur burger with a side of duck butterUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.36 C.O.D. CornerUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.37 Boys don't make passes, with girls who wear glassesUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.38 Hubba, hubba, ding, ding. Lookout baby-you've got everything!Undated

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 11 4 6.7.15.39 WhippedUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.40 If found be male, return by person. If found by person, return by mailUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.41 What is a DDH? Damn Door HuggerUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.42 SOB. Slide Over BabyUndated

.2 (Items)

 11 4 6.7.15.43 An octopus with a testimonyUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.44 Sweet spiritUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.45 It's good enough for the girls/guys I go out withUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.46 In dancing do I command respect or hand about my partner's neckUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.47 Don't always go out just to spend moneyUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.48 Can I flirt a little bit? Do I know how to handle it? Flirting is a lassies rightUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.49 Gentlemen prefer blondes but marry brunettesUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.50 Love is love even if it falls in a cow turdUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.51 Of all the girlfriends in the world, I'd rather have Sharlene. She does crazy things, just like a jumping beanUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.52 You've heard that marriage is an institution? And that love is blind? So that must mean that marriage is an institution for the blindUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.53 Hot Buttered, RifleUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.54 No ManUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.55 StatusUndated

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 11 4 6.7.15.56 Pick up linesUndated

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 11 5 6.7.16 Relating to Cooking and Eating 11 5 6.7.16.1 Messy eater and food on face 11 5 6.7.16.1.1 Somebody's got a major wog. Undated

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 11 5 6.7.16.1.2 You Doreened!Undated

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 11 5 6.7.16.1.3 Eat, eat, in the fall you are killedUndated

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 11 5 6.7.16.2 Regarding cooking 11 5 6.7.16.2.1 Toast must break, not bend!Undated

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 11 5 6.7.16.2.2 Cooking for the thrashersUndated

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 11 5 6.7.16.2.3 Come and eat your egg! I won't Sam Stier itUndated

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 11 5 6.7.16.2.4 Oh no, I wet the miller's eyeUndated

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 11 5 6.7.16.2.5 When they're brown, they're cooking, when they're black, they're doneUndated

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 11 5 6.7.16.2.6 Eat like Gold (Kings) for breakfast, like Silver (Princes) for lunch, like Lead (Paupers) for supperUndated

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 11 5 6.7.16.2.7 Ham and eggs, ham and eggs. I like mine upside downUndated

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 11 5 6.7.16.2.8 After breakfast work awhile, after dinner rest awhile, after supper walk a mileUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17 Regarding Food 11 6 6.7.17.1 Layo for meddlersUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.2 A wing wam for a gooses' bridleUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.3 Take two, they're smallUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.4 You've had enough, EddyUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.5 A turtle flew byUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.6 Taters for Outa StatersUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.7 Raise the potatoes Undated

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 11 6 6.7.17.8 The apple are allUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.9 SodaUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.10 Pass the milk , please and thankyouUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.11 It will give me the gombozieUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.12 Tiger and 'cakesUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.13 SCARF- to eat quickly or large quantitiesUndated

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 11 6 6.7.17.14 Water down please, thank youUndated

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 11 7 6.7.18 Threats 11 7 6.7.18.1 You had better do it or [crap] will hit the fanUndated

.3 (Items)

 11 7 6.7.18.2 Get the beltUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.3 I'll bust your crustUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.4 I'll whale the tar out of youUndated

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 11 7 6.7.18.5 I'll tan your fannyUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.6 I'll beat the [crap] out of you, then I'll beat you for [crapping]Undated

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 11 7 6.7.18.7 [I'll] unscrew your belly button until [your] legs [fall] offUndated

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 11 7 6.7.18.8 I'll knock you into the middle of next weekUndated

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 11 7 6.7.18.9 Shut your mouth, before I shut it for youUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.10 I'm going to give you a dunkin'Undated

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 11 7 6.7.18.11 If you do, I'll punch your lights outUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.12 All over you like stink on manuer/like ugly on an apeUndated

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 11 7 6.7.18.13 I'm gonna put ya with the wet grass 'n throw you in the garbageUndated

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 11 7 6.7.18.20 I will put salt in their grits Undated

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 11 7 6.7.18.22 Spit in my shoe and blame it on youUndated

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 11 7 6.7.18.23 Your ass is grass and I'm going to be the lawnmowerUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.24 Oh cool your jetsUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.25 Knock it off, or I swear I will mop the Earth with you!Undated

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 11 7 6.7.18.26 I'm gonna throw ya in the river!Undated

.2 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.27 Wanna taste my fist?Undated

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 11 7 6.7.18.29 You better close your mouth or a dragon fly will sew it shutUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.30 I'm going to get your sugarUndated

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 11 7 6.7.18.31 If you don't stop flipping me with that towel you are going to have to pull your socks down to brush your teethUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 7 6.7.18.32 KyboshUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 8 6.7.19 Understatements 11 8 6.7.19.1 I've saw that a lotUndated

.1 (Item)

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 11 9 6.7.20 Work Expressions 11 9 6.7.20.1 Family 11 9 6.7.20.1.1 Redup your roomUndated

.2 (Item)

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 11 9 6.7.20.1.3 If I don't get some of this work done, I'm going to be in a real pickleUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.20.1.4 Have you ever heard the story of the little red hen?Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.20.1.5 If I don't get this done- I'm going to be up [crap] creek without a paddleUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.20.2 Medical 11 9 6.7.20.2.1 Under the KnifeUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.20.2.2 Face is red, lift the head. Face is pale, lift the tail. Face is blue, artificial respiration will doUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.20.2.3 Funny Looking KidUndated

Digital Items: 1

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Digital Items: 1

 11 9 6.7.20.3 Ranching 11 9 6.7.20.3.1 Teach them the ropesUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.20.3.2 YappersUndated

.1 (Item)

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.2 (Item)

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.2 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.20.3.5 Throw them in front of him and he'll run fasterUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.20.3.6 Boarding House ReachUndated

.3 (Item)

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.9 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.2 I have four babies in my tummyUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.3 You know mom and dad that I am one, two, three, four years old and you both treat me like I am a baby!Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.4 Well mom, the good eggs are still n the refrigeratorUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.5 Mom you know that Jesus made all of the cities everywhere. He even built all of these fences all by himself around this cememtary. But I have not seen him anywhere. He has never come to see me, ever! Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.6 I get a lot of tears in my eyes around lots of people. It is not my fault it just happensUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.7 Well, he has to be very careful, there are volcanoes there. He does have to be careful

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.8 James, don't touch that window. I just cleaned it!Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.9 There's the army mom!Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.10 Yes, I get my kicks

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.11 Rock and Bye Baby in the SweetheartUndated

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 11 9 6.7.22.12 It is mommy, it is not your faultUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.13 GB is my angel, she is my GBUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.14 Mommy, be nice to my because Jesus loves meUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.15 Are the people on the other side of the world upside down right now?Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 9 6.7.22.16 See that noise RaLee, that is a ferry shipUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 10 6.7.22.17 And we don't eat rocks, we don't eat sticks, and we don't eat bugsUndated

.1 (Items)

 11 10 6.7.22.18 Grandma, you are coming to our house right now!Undated

.1 (Items)

 11 10 6.7.22.19 Get out of outside daddy!Undated

.1 (Items)

 11 10 6.7.22.20 I can't, I only have three musclesUndated

.1 (Items)

 11 10 6.7.22.21 My heart is cold, my whole body is coldUndated

.1 (Items)

 11 10 6.7.22.22 Are you sure he'd be'd a baby in his mommy's tummy?Undated

.1 (Items)

 11 10 6.7.22.23 Well, I'm not carsick, I'm tree-sickUndated

.1 (Items)

 11 10 6.7.22.24 Tithing, Children's HearingUndated

.1 (Items)

 11 10 6.7.22.25 Dear Howard PrayerUndated

.1 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2 Nicknames 11 12 6.8.2.1 Ma-FatherUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.3l BunyanUndated

.1 (Item)

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.2 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.34 Scandinavian immigrant occupational nicknames (Fireman Carlson, Policeman Olson, Coal-oil Hanson, Lawyer Backman.)

.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.35 Booze-leggerUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.36 TUndated

.2 (Items)

 11 11 6.8.2.37 ToddUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.38 Fathers first name passed down to middle name of first born sonUndated

.2 (Items)

 11 12 6.8.2.39 LuAnnUndated

.1 (Item)

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.2 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.2 (Item)

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.2 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.62 BYUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.65 Crazy Red-HeadUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.67 The AssassinUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.72 Go Hula!Undated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.2 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.3 (Item)

 11 12 6.8.2.79 MayhaUndated

Digital Items: 1

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Digital Items: 1

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Digital Items: 1

 11 12 6.8.2.82 Foobert LouUndated

Digital Items: 1

 11 12 6.8.2.83 BermudaUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.7 Black and Decker pecker wreckerUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.21 PhillipUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.22 Jack's brother/best friendUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.23 Brigham YoungUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.25 Uncle EdUndated

.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

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.1

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.2 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

 11 13 6.8.3.51 Red pants FredUndated

.2 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.67 Gibby Gabby Garbage CanUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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 11 13 6.8.3.70 Super City and SuperiorUndated

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.2 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.93 Battle AxUndated

.2 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.2 (Item)

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11 13 6.8.3.101 Earnie and Festus HagenUndated

.1 (Item)

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.2 (Item)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.112 JerryUndated

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 11 13 6.8.3.113 Delta Phi FariesUndated

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.2 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.117 Knights of the green clothUndated

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 11 13 6.8.3.118 J.A.PUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.119 Kathy CurioUndated

.1 (Item)

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 11 13 6.8.3.123 R.M. typeUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 13 6.8.3.124 Ho-hoUndated

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 11 13 6.8.3.126 Fund-loving girlUndated

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 11 13 6.8.3.135 Dumb suckUndated

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.2 "Code names" for Mormon garmentsUndated

.4 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

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.2 (Items)

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.2 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.9 Despair BarrelUndated

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 11 14 6.8.4.10 Bumbershoot (umbrella)Undated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.12 Green Tank (carUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.15 Marble's various namesUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.17 WinkelhawkUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.18 Uitzet (trousseau or articles with which a couple began their marriage)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.19 Sprukkles (chips/kindlings for the fire)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.20 Stoop (porch)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.21 Piece (Creamy bread)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.22 Boat (Family car)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 14 6.8.4.23 Pig/hog (Family car)Undated

.2 (Items)

 11 14 6.8.4.24 Glass eyes (contacts)Undated

.1 (Items)

 11 14 6.8.4.25 Naming carsUndated

.1 (Items)

 11 15 6.8.5 Names of Pets 11 15 6.8.5.1 Oscar-dileUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.2 Ugly man's dogUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.3 SOLIEUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.4 Rambo KittyUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.5 Beau JamesUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.6 CharminUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.7 Calves NamesUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.8 Tiny TimUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.9 Lona (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.10 Charlie (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.11 Powell (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.12 Diva and Rio (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.13 QuinnUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.14 Akonai (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.15 Maggie (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.16 Booker and Sasha (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.17 Sandy BeachUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.18 FuBs (pronounced Foo-Beez)(photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.19 Dakota (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.20 Cody (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.21 Bud (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.22 Jack (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.23 Finch (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.24 Dingo (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.25 Nico (photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.26 GuessUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 15 6.8.5.27 Moose (Photograph included)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 16 6.8.6 Collection of namesUndated

.27 (Items)

 11 17 6.8.7 Names to Express Anonymity 11 17 6.8.7.1 IngenUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.2 CynthiaUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.3 Freddy FornicatorUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.4 Walter AssaulterUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.5 Chester MolesterUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.6 Sexy RexyUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.7 Randy RapistUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.8 Roger RapistUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.9 Hairy CarineyUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.10 Turkey-idiotUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.11 Dudes/SavagesUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.12 GearheadUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.13 DirtsUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.14 NaziUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 17 6.8.7.15 miss I'm a goodieUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8 Names for Food 11 18 6.8.8.1 Mystery MeatUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.2 Carrot CrapUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.3 Jungle StewUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.4 Turkey a la CrapUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.5 Bricks and ButterUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.6 Cat LoafUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.7 Roy Chidister (honey)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.8 Stitch Riley (cheese toast)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.9 Reulah Frank (gravy)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.10 Elmer (potatoes)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.11 ShipwreckUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.12 May foodUndated

0 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.13 JimmyUndated

.2 (Items)

 11 18 6.8.8.14 Honeymooners' SaladUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.15 Coke (soda)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.16 Tommy Toes (tomatoes)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.17 Turkish Wheat (Maize or Indian Corn)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.18 Cherry Suckies (junk food)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.19 Sponspak (musk-melon)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.20 Tahaim (wild strawberries)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.21 S.O.SUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.22 Milk-NickleUndated

.2(Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.23 Fryed WinsUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.24 Johnny CakesUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.25 DoughnutUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.26 Fried CakesUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.27 CrullersUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.28 FrappeUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.29 ShishkerdUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.30 Old MaidsUndated

.3 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.31 ShakeUndated

.2 (Items)

 11 18 6.8.8.32 CabnetUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.33 Sugar TitUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.34 Shit on a ShingleUndated

.3 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.35 Old maidsUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.36 Parsley flakesUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 18 6.8.8.37 Turtle poopsUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0 Miscellaneous 11 19 6.8.0.1 Last Chance Canal CompanyUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.2 Inkom Stinkom. (Inkom, Idaho) Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.3 Virgin VillageUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.4 Knuckle JunctionUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.5 Gully wackerUndated

.2 (Items)

 11 19 6.8.0.6 M.OUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.7 Old Maid ChillsUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.8 Pronunciation of "Fluckiger"Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.9 Sandwich SlickingUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.10 CroupUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.11 Termination/Rotation DustUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.12 Squaw CandyUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.13 Farmer TanUndated

.3 (Items)

 11 19 6.8.0.14 SeagullsUndated

.3 (Items)

 11 19 6.8.0.15 GorkUndated

.2 (Items)

 11 19 6.8.0.16 Stave Valley (Star Valley, Wyoming)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.17 Gentile Street (Layton, UT)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.18 Skillpot (turtle)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.19 Aan (here)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.20 Sticky WicketUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.21 Julie DaysUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.22 Ragged HouseUndated

.2 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.23 L.A. vs. Los AngelesUndated

.1(Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.24 The ZooUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.25 SquirrellyUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.26 B-bassersUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.27 BlueingUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.28 Well, I should hope to showUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.29 CrunchUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.30 chick-a-reeUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 19 6.8.0.31 Stonehocker Single (song)Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9 Author and Title Wordplay 11 20 6.9.1 Under the Bleachers, by I.C. Butts. Undated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.2 Spots on the Wall, by Who Flung PooUndated

.2 (Items)

 11 20 6.9.3 Rush to the Outhouse, by Willy Make-it, illustrated by Betty Won'tUndated

.4 (Items)

 11 20 6.9.4 Under the Grand Stand, by Seymour ButtsUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.5 Fell off the Cliff, by Ilean DoverUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.6 Jump off the Cliff, by Hugo FirstUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.7 Short Measure, by Milly MeterUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.8 The Wobbly Latter, by Hugo FirstUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.9 One Card Short, by Della NotherUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.10 The Return of the Swallow, by A. BelchUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.11 The Yellow Waterfall, by I.P. StandingUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.12 The Trip Through a Sewer Pipe, by A. TurdUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.13 The Aspen Kimona, by Seymore HairUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.14 How to Lose Weight, by X.R. SizemoreUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.15 The Diamond Robbery, by Jules ArgonUndated

.1

 11 20 6.9.16 Lawrence Welk in China, by Anna Wong, Anna TieuUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.17 Yours Forever, by Tillie N. DeTeimUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.18 Sharing India Beverages, by T. FatooUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.19 Burglary, by Jimmy DeLoxUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.20 The Incompetent Bullfighter, by Gordon BluddyUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.9.21 Yellow River, by I Pea FreelyUndated

.1 (Item)

 11 20 6.10 Words, Terms, Slang 12 1 6.10.1 Ailments 12 1 6.10.1.1 Chicken Pox 12 1 6.10.1.1.1 Pickle PoxUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 1 6.10.1.2 Diarrhea 12 1 6.10.1.2.1 Montazuma's RevengeUndated

.3 (Items)

 12 1 6.10.1.2.2 The G.I.'sUndated

.2 (Items)

 12 1 6.10.1.2.3 Mexican TrotsUndated

.2 (Items)

 12 1 6.10.1.3 Pimples 12 1 6.10.1.3.1 ZitsUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 1 6.10.1.4 Muscle Punch 12 1 6.10.1.4.1 MockleyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 2 6.10.2 Body parts 12 2 6.10.2.1 Breasts 12 2 6.10.2.1.1 Inkey-dinkiesUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 2 6.10.2.2 Stomach 12 2 6.10.2.2.1 Bread BasketUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 2 6.10.2.3 Hips 12 2 6.10.2.3.1 R.H. Factor (Rhinoceros hips)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 2 6.10.2.4 Hair 12 2 6.10.2.4.1 RoostertailUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 2 6.10.2.4.2 Rat's nest Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 2 6.10.2.4.3 Mush Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 2 6.10.2.4.4 Fly awayUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 3 6.10.3 Bodily functions 12 3 6.10.3.1 Farting 12 3 6.10.3.1.1 Buck SnortUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 3 6.10.3.1.2 Barking SpidersUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 3 6.10.3.1.3 FluffUndated

.2 (Items)

 12 4 6.10.4 Colors 12 4 6.10.4.1 Shitbrindle Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5 Complimentary Terms and Terms of Endearment 12 5 6.10.5.1 Handsome/Beautiful: Cute 12 5 6.10.5.1.1 Tuna Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5.1.2 MessUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5.1.3 It's a good dayUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5.1.4 HeganUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5.2 Infatuation 12 5 6.10.5.2.1 StarredUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5.2.2 WhippedUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5.3 Like something, desire more 12 5 6.10.5.3.1 MoorishUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5.4 Humorous 12 5 6.10.5.4.1 CornUndated

.2 (Items)

 12 5 6.10.5.5 Feel Good Terms 12 5 6.10.5.5.1 Warm FuzzyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5.5.2 Shaka brahUndated

0 (Items)

 12 5 6.10.5.6 Elegant 12 5 6.10.5.6.1 POSHUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 5 6.10.5.6.2 I hope you girls know how to act in a house like thatUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6 Drinking and Drugs 12 6 6.10.6.1 Inebriated: Drunk 12 6 6.10.6.1.1 PrimedUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.1.2 SnockeredUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.1.3 Being Drunk Jargon Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.1.4 Droned Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.1.5 Rippity snortUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.2 High 12 6 6.10.6.2.1 Turn onUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.2.2 StonedUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.2.3 "High" SchoolUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.2.4 Speed FreakUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.2.5 Get highUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.2.6 4:20Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.2.7 Acid indigestionUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.2.8 Puff, puff, passUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.3 Parodies of drug culture vocabulary 12 6 6.10.6.3.1 Trip ("You're going to get a spanking if you don't get your 'trip' together.")Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.3.2 O.D.'ed ("I'm sick! In fact, I think I O.D.'ed my sweet tooth.")Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.3.3 Hit ("Give me another hit of milk.")Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 6 6.10.6.3.4 Enjoy your trip (when someone falls)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 7 6.10.7 Eating 12 7 6.10.7.1 Messy Eater 12 7 6.10.7.1.1 OinkUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 7 6.10.7.2 Taking the big piece 12 7 6.10.7.2.1 Thompson pieceUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 8 6.10.8 Foods 12 8 6.10.8.1 Eggs 12 8 6.10.8.1.1 Cackle fruitUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 8 6.10.8.1.2 Cackle berriesUndated

.3 (Item)

 12 8 6.10.8.2 Biscuits 12 8 6.10.8.2.1 Cat headsUndated

.3 (Items)

 12 8 6.10.8.3 Turnip green juice 12 8 6.10.8.3.1 Pot likker (licker)Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 8 6.10.8.4 Sloppy Joe/BarbequeUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9 Family 12 9 6.10.9.1 Lay claim 12 9 6.10.9.1.1 DeetUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2 Foreign/ethnic terms 12 9 6.10.9.2.1 "Takaliamotha" (Danish, "Same to you.")Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.2 Don't Horriblize!Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.3 Jeg kender en lus mar jeg ser en (Danish, "I know a louse when I see one!")Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.4 Capisi Capoosi (Italian, "Understand cabbage head")Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.5 Du vierle deschlaussdeguch deschlaussdegein (German, "You four-corned lousehead")Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.6 Saleed, Dinero, Amor (Spanish, "health, money, love")Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.7 Je bent alleen kaptein van de W.C., en den alleen als je daarop zit! (French, you're only the captain of the bathroom, and then only when you're sitting on it)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.8 We should we gang a wha hame (Scotish, shall we go home?)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.9 In der Not ibt der Teufel auch Fliegen (German, In times of troube the devil aslo eats flies)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.10 Distort a tillUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.11 You white honkeyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.12 NAACP- nigros are actullay colored pollacksUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.13 East or West, Hames is bestUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.14 If you black, get back, if you're brown hang around, if you're white alrightUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.15 Brother

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.16 Saru mo ki kara ochiru (Japanese, Even a monkey falls out of tree)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.17 Hatte, hatte, fahrradkette. (German; wood, wood, bike chain)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.18 Manaita no Koi (Japanese; carp on a cutting board)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.19 Tanto estubo la gotas cayendo hasta que eso un roto (Spanish, The constant dropping of the drop on the rock made a hole in it)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.20 Me pone ia pata en el pezquezo (Spanish, He gave me the shaft)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.21 Clop en de Loog (Scottish, slap in the ear)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.22 No me importa, come torta con tu hermana la gordatoa! (Spanish, I don't care, so go eat cake with your sister the fatty!)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.23 Ka kite puku, ka moe tei poaka! (Maori, When the stomach is full, the pig wants to sleep)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.24 If it's all night, it's all rightUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.25 Black CousinUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.26 mango peelUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.2.27 in the first timeUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.3 Frequency or Great Numbers 12 9 6.10.9.3.1 Forty-leventyUndated

.3 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.4 Dealing with Work 12 9 6.10.9.4.1 HorselerUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.4.2 Pick-up workUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.5 Teach 12 9 6.10.9.5.1 T-H-I-N-KUndated

0 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.6 Avoiding Topics 12 9 6.10.9.6.1 Beat around the bushUndated

0 (Item)

 12 9 6.10.9.6.2 Going all around Robin Hood's barnUndated

1 (Item)

 12 10 6.10.10 Homosexual 12 10 6.10.10.1 Insider terms 12 10 6.10.10.1.1 ButchUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 10 6.10.10.1.2 BreederUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 10 6.10.10.1.3 FamilyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 10 6.10.10.2 Outsider terms 12 10 6.10.10.2.1 GayUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 10 6.10.10.2.2 FagUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11 Military 12 11 6.10.11.1 Navy Diver terms (See also: 6.10.13.8) 12 11 6.10.11.1.1 Jugs Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.1.2 Blow and goUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.1.3 Getting BentUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.1.4 Banging BottlesUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.1.5 Air Force: Two holerUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.1.6 Air Force: Zipper Suited Sun GodsUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.1.7 Air Force: Brown PalaceUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.2 MRE (Meals Ready to Eject)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.3 Snafu (Situation normal, all [expletive] up)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.4 Poncho DrillUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.5 Vietnam slang 12 11 6.10.11.5.1 World (United States)Undated

.1 (Item)

 6.10.11.5.2 Most Ricky-Tick (Immediately if not sooner.)Undated

.1

 12 11 6.10.11.5.3 Buckle (to fight)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.5.4 War is good business, invest your sonUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.6 Collections of military sayings Undated

.6 (Items)

 12 11 6.10.11.7 Duck boat Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.8 A Fish Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.9 Drift Factor Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.10 Horse for the courseUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.11 Holy Helo Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.12 Butt Kit Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.13 Jar HeadUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.14 Crossing the LineUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.15 PingerUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.16 Ship 'em homeUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.17 As you wereUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.18 Bad Boys Raped Our Young Girls, But Violet Gave Willingly (color codes used in the Air Force)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.19 I'm no longer a jarhead, but I'm trying to learn how to become a squidUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.20 Though your toubles are very few, sailor my ass bleeds for youUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.21 Tell your troubles to Jesus the Chaplins gone to showUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.22 If it moves salute it. If it doesn't, paint itUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.23 Low-cost military housingUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 11 6.10.11.24 I'm engaged to Marie Sue, Honey, HoneyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12 Missionary 12 12 6.10.12.1 Lazy 12 12 6.10.12.1.1 Lunchy Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12.1.2 BucketUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12.2 Missionary Jargon Undated

.6 (Items)

 12 12 6.10.12.3 RMUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12.4 Fogs Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12.5 BOMUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12.6 Trunked outUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12.7 The "Life" of a MissionaryUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12.8 Grab the planner, we have to drop this gator, he punched again...I guess he's not as golden as we thoughtUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12.9 I must close for now. I must prepare and pack my bags for the ever great, transfer in the skyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 12 6.10.12.10 Elder, lead with an iron fist in a velvet gloveUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13 Occupational and Vocational Argot 12 13 6.10.13.1 Climbers' Slang 12 13 6.10.13.1.1 Screamer (bad fall) Undated

.2 (Items)

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.2 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3 Logger Slang 12 13 6.10.13.3.1 Italian Nose PickerUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.2 Jo-PokingUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.3 Gas Razor (Chain saw)Undated

.2 (Items)

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.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.5 Hot LoadUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.6 Whiskers (Limbs left on a log)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.7 Cold DeckUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.8 Widow makerUndated

.4 (Items)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.9 Barber chairUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.10 Macaroni (sawdust)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.11 Slave market (Employment office)Undated

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 12 13 6.10.13.3.12 Town Clown (Small town policeman)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.13 Bull (boss)Undated

.2 (Items)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.14 Sawdust Eater (sawmill worker)Undated

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.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.16 Donkey Doctor (shop mechanic)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.17 Old Lady (D-8 Cat)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.18 Goat (starter motor on machinery)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.19 Bluenoses (loggers from Nova Scotia)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.20 Jypo (subcontractor) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.21 Hook Tender (head choke setter) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.22 Riggin Slinger Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.23 Catskinner Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.24 Chocker Setter Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.25 Whistle PunkUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.26 BarberchairUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.3.27 Colorful Logging LanguageUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.4 Police 12 13 6.10.13.4.1 PigUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.4.2 The Highwayman Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.4.3 Sky Bacon Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.4.4 Fuzz are frisking meUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.5 Railroad Worker 12 13 6.10.13.5.1 Gandy dance (railroad track laborer)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.6 Research Technician 12 13 6.10.13.6.1 Running a GelUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.7 Rodeo 12 13 6.10.13.7.1 Safety-up (get the job done safely)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.8 Scuba Divers (See also Speech 6.10.11.1) 12 13 6.10.13.8.1 Turtle Ripper (knife)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.8.2 Air Hog (heavy breather)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.8.3 Hot Fill (quickly filled tank)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.8.4 Inner-tube Suit (wet suit)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.8.5 Turbo fin (non-vented fin)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.8.6 Bottle (scuba tank)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.9 Trapper 12 13 6.10.13.9.1 Rat (Muskrat)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.10 Restaurant 12 13 6.10.13.10.1 Collection of McDonalds termsUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.10.2 McDonalds is your kind of placeUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.10.3 Domino's JargonUndated

.10 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.10.4 Maddox TerminologyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.11 Rancher 12 13 6.10.13.11.1 Found (room and board)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12 Construction Worker 12 13 6.10.13.12.1 Bucket (water truck)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.2 Whiskey Stick (spirit level) Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.3 Nigger Line (unskilled laborers) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.4 Beehive, Honey Shed (portable outhouse) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.5 Sweetdick (persuasive worker) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.6 Razzer (grader/blade) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.7 Choker (tight cable) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.8 Bull Prick (iron pry bar) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.9 Headache Ball (metal ball hung from crane) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.10 Hot Dog/Eyeball (Project engineer/surveyor) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.11 Funny papers (blueprints) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.12 Dyke (tool) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.13 Umba Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.14 GoatheadUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.15 Go get the LarryUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.16 Plumb, flush, ripUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.17 Bustin rodUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.18 Dummies start out at $3.50 per hourUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.19 Board and pipe stretcherUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.20 All a plumber needs to know is don't pick your nose and (crap) flows downUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.12.21 Beater and dogsUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.13 Grocery store 12 13 6.10.13.13.1 Macey's LingoUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 13 6.10.13.13.2 Sure ThingUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 14 6.10.14 Objects 12 14 6.10.14.1 Chairs (two-wheeled carts)Undated

.2 (Items)

 12 14 6.10.14.2 Counterpane (bedspread)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 14 6.10.14.3 Lid (stove unit)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 14 6.10.14.4 Coffin nails (Cigarettes)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 14 6.10.14.5 Sticks (Mormon Scriptures)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 14 6.10.14.6 Rameumptom (marching band platform)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 14 6.10.14.7 GunsUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 14 6.10.14.8 Clicker-bicker (remote control)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 15 6.10.15 Places 12 15 6.10.15.1 Zoo (Any place that is hectic or wild) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 15 6.10.15.2 Junk Hole (Garbage dump)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16 Plants and Animals 12 16 6.10.16.1 Frogs Head/Kuckel Burr/Grass Burr (Burr) (Folder 16)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.2 Gorse (Kissing shrub)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.3 Pee pee pines (Ponderosa Pines)Undated

.2 (Items)

 12 16 6.10.16.4 Terms in reference to pregnant maresUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.5 Cromet Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.6 Creeple Bushes (cripple bush) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.7 Cache County Kitties (Skunks)Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.8 Pot guts or whistle pigs (Ground squirrels)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.9 Craven (Crows and Ravens)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.10 Haydock Keeper (fish)Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.11 PolecatsUndated

.3 (Item)

 12 16 6.10.16.12 Alabama PheasantUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 17 6.10.17 People 12 17 6.10.17.1 Long Hairs (Hippies) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 17 6.10.17.2 House Apes (Children)Undated

.2 (Items)

 12 17 6.10.17.3 Bluenose (Canadians from Maritime Provinces)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 17 6.10.17.4 HipsterUndated

.5 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18 Regional 12 18 6.10.18.1 Hawaiian: Blonde (White boy)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.2 Collections of near Ozarks termsUndated

.3 (Items)

 12 18 6.10.18.3 Teton talkUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.4 Australian lingo Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.5 Canadian lingoUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.6 Pidgeon English of the Hawaiians Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.7 The American C.B. Jargon Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.8 Eighty Six Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.9 Borrow pitUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.10 Jacking JawsUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.11 TooliesUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.12 Bitchin'Undated

.3 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.13 WillowsUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.14 Sack v. BagUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.15 Shaka BraUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 18 6.10.18.16 Malad City is a pretty little town!Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 19 6.10.19 Retorts, Complaints and Put Downs 12 19 6.10.19.1 BabyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 19 6.10.19.2 DirshUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 19 6.10.19.3 Up TightUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 19 6.10.19.4 BellyachingUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 19 6.10.19.5 K-MartUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 19 6.10.19.6 LieUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 19 6.10.19.7 A piece of junkUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 19 6.10.19.8 You dirty Jew! Well you dirty Gentile!Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 20 6.10.20 Education 12 20 6.10.20.1 Math 12 20 6.10.20.1.1 Fathead (improper fraction)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 20 6.10.20.1.2 Polyoatmeals (polynomials)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 20 6.10.20.2 Homework/Studying 12 20 6.10.20.2.1 I have to do my lessons/I have too many lessonsUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21 Sex, Romance and Dating 12 21 6.10.21.1 Intercourse 12 21 6.10.21.1.1 BallUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.1.2 DERFUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.1.3 Screwing aroundUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.1.4 Soda and SafegamesUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.1.5 The S-WordUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.2 Kissing: Making out 12 21 6.10.21.2.1 Submarine RacesUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.2.2 Raped made-out withUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.3 Pregnant 12 21 6.10.21.3.1 StuffedUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.3.2 Baby fat Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.4 Kissing/hugging 12 21 6.10.21.4.1 Fillet, steak, fillet mignon Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.4.2 Cookie Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.4.3 Mung/SongUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.5 Holding hands 12 21 6.10.21.5.1 Pizza Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 21 6.10.21.6 Putting arm around girl 12 21 6.10.21.6.1 Milk shake Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22 Teenage Slang 12 22 6.10.22.1 Secret Language 12 22 6.10.22.1.1 BaseballUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.1.2 Horse LatinUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.2 Slang 12 22 6.10.22.2.1 GravyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.2.2 HeavyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.2.3 5everUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.3 Written slang 12 22 6.10.22.3.1 SWALBBAKWSABIDFLMOWTEUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.3.2 S.W.A.K. and S.W.A.L.- A.K.W.SUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.3.3 Smurfs Smile Sexy So Smile Smurf StyleUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.3.4 A.S.A.PUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.3.5 FUNEM SVFM FUNEX SVFM OK MNXUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.3.6 ABCD puppies, LMNO puppies, OSMR(SAR), S(C)MPUndated

.3 (Items)

 12 22 6.10.22.4 Religious 12 22 6.10.22.4.1 Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints 12 22 6.10.22.4.1.1 Treasures of TrashUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 22 6.10.22.4.1.2 I never said it would be easy, I only said it woudld be worth itUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 23 6.10.23 Trouble 12 23 6.10.23.1 Dutch Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 23 6.10.24 Weather 12 23 6.10.24.1 Blue Norther Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 23 6.10.24.2 It ain't Miami Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 23 6.10.24.3 Hum-dingerUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25 Clothing 12 24 6.10.25.1 Bra: over the shoulder boulder holderUndated

.3 (Items)

 12 24 6.10.25.2 Girdle: hinder binder Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.3 Old dress: potatoe sack/hop sack Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.4 Little girl socks: pedal pushers Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.5 Snarky Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.6 Rattler Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.7 Hoppies (Sweater/Sweatshirt) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.8 U-trow (underwear/undertrousers) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.9 Guinny-tee (tank top) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.10 Teepee stompers (moccasins) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.11 Onion Towner (baggy clothes) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.12 U-trowUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.25.13 Pocketbook (purse)Undated

.2 (Item)

 12 24 6.10.26 Make Up 12 24 6.10.26.1 War paintUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 25 6.10.27 Acronyms 12 25 6.10.27.1 YOLOUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 25 6.10.27.2 TCTHUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 25 6.10.27.3 PQUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 25 6.10.28 Emotions 12 25 6.10.28.1 Flip your lidUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 25 6.10.28.2 Ape CrazyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 26 6.11 Curses and Vexes 12 26 6.11.1 May a curse befall you unless you are not my child who suckled here. (Kenyan) Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 26 6.11.2 I hope you have a daughter just like you!Undated

.2 (Items)

 12 27 6.0 Miscellaneous 12 27 6.0.1 Know what? That's whatUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.2 Two's company, three's a crowdUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.3 You look good as you want to, better than you're supposed to, so go on with your bad selfUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.4 Not enough room to cuss a cat without getting fur in your mouthUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.5 Ola, ColaUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.6 We must, we must, we must increase our bustUndated

.4 (Items)

 12 27 6.0.7 Hi-Lo (camp call)Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.8 Some people would complain if you hung them with a new ropeUndated

.3 (Items)

 12 27 6.0.9 Short term pain vs. Long term painUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.10 In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.11 Pretty Little KristieUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.12 Family names rhymeUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.13 Animal callsUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.14 We've done so much with so little for so long that we can now do anything with nothingUndated

.2 (Items)

 12 27 6.0.15 Don't break your arm patting yourself on the backUndated

.3 (Items)

 12 27 6.0.16 Locomotive is a crazy reason for doing itUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.17 You're jumping to conclusions so fast, you're going to lose your breathUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.18 Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathersUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.19 Jesus is an unseen guest at every meal, the silent listener to every conversationUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.20 Penalties may be delayed but they are sure to comeUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.21 One kind deed is like a tiny seed -- it growsUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.22 Smile -- it makes people wonder what you've been doingUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.23 My heart was in my throatUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.24 Heart to heart talkUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.25 I had a change of heartUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.26 Lost in the OzoneUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.27 BurnoutUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.28 Radio JargonUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.29 T.V. Tidbit NightUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.30 Monday WeekUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.31 Nip it in the budUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.32 ScoreUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.33 CuttiesUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.34 With a songUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.35 Home on the rangeUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.36 That's enough for Johnson's armyUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.37 Full boat - cowboys over ladiesUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.38 Having long hair is like being a white NiggerUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.39 I just sat thereUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.40 :Look outUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.41 The more, the merrierUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.42 As far as you knowUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.43 Boy - Howdy!Undated

.2 (Items)

 12 27 6.0.44 ShotgunUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.45 John HenryUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.46 DubsUndated

.3 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.47 Played whaley Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.48 Cabin Fever Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.49 Discomboomerated Undated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.50 Pork Down or Pig OutUndated

.2 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.51 StokedUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.52 Ducks are not in a rowUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.53 Going to townUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.54 Gonna get gotUndated

.1 (Item)

 12 27 6.0.55 Duck Hunting TermsUndated

.3 (Item)

 7. Folk Poetry 13 1 7.1 Folk Rhymes 13 1 7.1.1 When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! (Folder 1)Undated

.2 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.2 Spring has sprung, fall has fell; summer's (winter's) here and it's hotter (colder) than-usualUndated

.12 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.3 Little fly upon the wall, ain't you got no home at all?Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.4 A big silver dollar and a little cent rolling along togther they went Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.5 A gum chewing girl and a cud chewing cow, there is a difference I will allow. The difference is, I have it now, the intelligent (thoughtful) look on the face of the cowUndated

.5 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.6 Fat and Skinny went to bed. Fat rolled over and skinny was deadUndated

.3 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.7 He's (She's) mad and I'm gladUndated

.8 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.8 "I'm going now to run away," said little Sammy Green one dayUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.9 Once a task you have begun, never leave it 'till you're done. Be the labor large or small, do it well or not at allUndated

.3 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.10 Betty and Belinda Ames had the pleasantest of games, was to hide from one another Marmaduke, their baby brother. . Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.11 Near the beautiful Mira River lived a minister sedate. He was courting a young lady Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.12 Daughter of mine, can you guess my dreams?Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.13 When I was a lad no bigger me dad, I came out of a payswadUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.14 Tobacco is a filthy weed because the devil sows the seed. It strains your fingers and curls your toes and makes a chimney of your noseUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.15 Fools' names and fools' faces, always appear in public placesUndated

.4 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.16 There came along a poor man's son, who said, "I won't live like you have begun"Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.17 If all our problems were hung on a line, you'd take yours and I'd take mineUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.18 Always wanting what is not, never satisfied with what you've gotUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.19 Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luckUndated

.4 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.20 Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for your mother!Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.21 May your horse never stumble, your spurs never rust Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.22 Whisperin's lyin'; lyin's sin; when you get to Heaven, they won't let you inUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.23 Money walks, bull[crap] talksUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.24 It's hard for kids to always do what they are told, because they're told so much!"Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.25 One [boy] working is a boy working, two boys working is ½ a boy working, three boys working is no boys working at allUndated

.6 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.26 The night was dark and dreary, the moon was full of blood. There was a murder in the night a dead potato bugUndated

.4 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.27 Ain't you got no paper? Ain't you got no pen? Ain't you know I'm ‘bout to die from want of words from you?Undated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.28 Women's faults are many. Men have only two; everything they say, and everything they do

.7 (Items)

 13 1 7.1.29 Anyone old enough to mess up, is old enough to clean upUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.30 Pot, pot, give me some pot. Forget who you are, you can be what you're notUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.31 There was an old woman, all skin and bones... (light poem about death)Undated

.2 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.32 Twinkle Twinkle little starUndated

.2 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.33 When light pulls the curtain, and pins it with a star, remember someone loves you, no matter where you areUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.34 Sunshine and shower won't last half an hour, sing before breakfast, cry before supper the Devil does it's best work after midnightUndated

.1 (Item)

 13 1 7.1.35 Drop a spoon, company's coming. Drop a fork, a man's coming. Drop a knife, a woman's comingUndated

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 13 1 7.1.36 Left handed, scratch on wood, sure to be goodUndated

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 13 1 7.1.37 As a rule a man's a foolUndated

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 13 1 7.1.38 In going throgh this world of sorrowUndated

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 13 1 7.1.39 I see the moon, the moon sees meUndated

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 13 1 7.1.40 3-6-9 The goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tabacco on the street car lineUndated

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 13 1 7.1.41 Blue-eyed beauty do your moma's duty. Brown-eyed picky pie run around and tell a lieUndated

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 13 1 7.1.42 Never a lip is kissed to pain, tha twon't put back a smile againUndated

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 13 1 7.1.43 Some rabbits have shiny noses. I'm telling you cause you're my frienc. The reason their noses are shiny, their powder puff is on the wrong endUndated

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 13 1 7.1.44 Up in ole Malad Valley wehre the farmers till the sod, the Jone's speak only ot the Evans's , the Evans's only to GodUndated

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 13 1 7.1.45 Once when I was only seven (Birthday poem)Undated

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 13 1 7.1.46 Where ever you may go in life, whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the doughnut, and not upon the holeUndated

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 13 1 7.1.47 A thousand cults, a thousand credds, is one a rose, and the rest weeds?Undated

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 13 1 7.1.48 Though your tasks are many and your rewards are few, remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like youUndated

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 13 1 7.1.49 I climbed the door and shut the stairsUndated

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 13 1 7.1.50 The night was warm, the moon was high, all alone, just her and IUndated

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 13 1 7.1.51 Six days a week the devil works. Works over time on Sunday and then he's ready once againUndated

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 13 1 7.1.52 Softly, solftly, floating down, Red and Russet. Gold and Brown, in the country in the town. Fall the autumn leavesUndated

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 13 1 7.1.53 Pot, pot, give me some pot, forget who you are, you can be what you're notUndated

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 13 1 7.1.54 Obadire jumped in the fireUndated

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 13 1 7.1.55 The canoe was so shallow, he jumped in the tallowUndated

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 13 1 7.1.56 Fishie, fishie in the brookUndated

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 13 1 7.1.57 Old Mother twitch-it had but one eyeUndated

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 13 1 7.1.58 Some folks say that a Negro won't stealUndated

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 13 1 7.1.59 Good morning to you, good morning to youUndated

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 13 1 7.1.60 Policie, policie don't shoot me, shot that (explitive) behind that tree, he stole money and I stole none, put him in the lock up just for funUndated

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 13 1 7.1.61 I used to think when I was you all girls were sweet as pie, but when I think what I thunk I think I thunk a lieUndated

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 13 1 7.1.62 A funny bird is a pelican, he can hold more in his beak than his belly can, he can hold enough in his beak to last him a week, and I don't see how the hell he canUndated

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 13 1 7.1.63 There was a watermelon growing on a vine there was a pickaninny wathin' it all the timeUndated

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 13 1 7.1.64 The Lord made man, man made money, money brought bees, and bees made honeyUndated

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 13 1 7.1.65 A grasshopper sitting on a sweet potato line, there was a turkey sneaking up from behind and he grabbed the grasshopper off the sweet potato lineUndated

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 13 1 7.1.66 Boil that cabbage down boy, turn, turn the old keg round, the only song I ever did sing was boil that cabbage downUndated

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 13 1 7.1.67 If times are hard and you are blue, think of others who have worries too, just because your trials are many, don't think other haven't anyUndated

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 13 1 7.1.68 The Baggage Coach AheadUndated

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 13 1 7.1.69 Little JosieUndated

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 13 1 7.1.70 Me and My BettyUndated

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 13 1 7.1.71 My dad gave me one dollar 'cause I am his smartest son, and I swapped it for two shiny quarters, 'cause two is more than oneUndated

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 13 1 7.1.72 Education is learning the rules, experiance is learning the exceptionsUndated

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 13 1 7.1.73 The Owl and the Pussy-catUndated

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 13 1 7.1.74 I went to Cinncinnati to the county fair. I met a Senorita with buckles in her hairUndated

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 13 1 7.1.75 If you have a job to do never leave it till you're through. Be the task great or small do it well or not at allUndated

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 13 1 7.1.76 Poem by a Boulder mail puncherUndated

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 13 1 7.1.77 A Hindu DiedUndated

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 13 1 7.1.78 I climbed up the apple treee and all the apples fell on meUndated

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 13 1 7.1.79 Trees are green toads are brown open your mouth I'll knock you downUndated

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 13 1 7.1.80 Starkle, starkle little twink how the heck are I think I'm not under the alka-fluence of ink-ahol all though somethinkles pink I amUndated

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 13 1 7.1.81 There's a place in France were the alligators danceUndated

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 13 1 7.1.82 There's a place on mars where the women smoke cigars and the men don't care so they eat their undwearUndated

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 13 1 7.1.83 Bye, Baby, bunting daddy's gone a hunting to get a little rabbit skin to wrap his baby bunting inUndated

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 13 1 7.1.84 Pit, pat well a day little robin flew away, where can little robin be? Gone into the cherry treeUndated

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 13 1 7.1.85 There was an old woman lived under a hill if she's not gone she lives there stillUndated

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 13 1 7.1.86 Little Tom Tucker sang for his supperUndated

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 13 1 7.1.87 Little robin red breast sat upon a rail needle, noodle went his head wiggle, waggle went his tailUndated

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 13 1 7.1.88 My hat it has three corners, three corners has my hat, and had it not three corners, it would not be my hatUndated

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 13 1 7.1.89 Whenever I see a hearse go by, I think I'll be the next to die... See also: 1.5.146Undated

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 13 1 7.1.90 Rig-a-ma-jig ye Quaker's hornUndated

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 13 1 7.1.91 Once there lived a pretty chicken and her friends were fewUndated

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 13 1 7.1.92 Oh do you remember sweet Nancy the cow, she crossed the Cahce Valley but we don't know howUndated

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 13 1 7.1.93 Little Orphant AnnieUndated

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 13 1 7.1.94 A canner, exeedingly canny, one morning remarked to his granny, "A canner can can anything that he can, but a canner can't can a can, can he?"Undated

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 13 1 7.1.95 There was an old hermit named Dave who had a dead whore in his cave. She was colder than (crap), and had only one tit, but look at the money he savedUndated

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 13 1 7.1.96 There was a young fellow named Kent who had a (explitive) so long that it was bent. To save to some trouble he put it in double, in of coming he wentUndated

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 13 1 7.1.97 There was once a lad named Kent a night in the damp he did spent he went to the john with his slashers on and found he'd already went

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 13 1 7.1.98 Girls when they went out to swim, once dressed like mother hubbard. Now they have a bolder whim: they dress more like her cupoardUndated

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 13 1 7.1.99 Spring has sprung, fall has fell, it's saying winter now, and it's cold as (heck)Undated

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 13 1 7.1.100 Ignore dulldays, forget the showers keep count of only shining hoursUndated

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 13 1 7.1.101 The world is like a board with holes in itUndated

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 13 1 7.1.102 Doth thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made ofUndated

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 13 1 7.1.103 Rainbow in morning, Sailor take warning, Rainbow at night, Sailor delightUndated

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 13 1 7.1.104 Little fly upon the wallUndated

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 13 1 7.1.105 The shooting of Dan McGrewUndated

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 13 1 7.1.106 The Louisburgh MurderUndated

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 13 1 7.1.107 My father died a month agoUndated

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 13 1 7.1.108 Have you ever been a fishin on a hot summers dayUndated

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 13 1 7.1.109 Johnny go milk the ball, there's only one tit to pullUndated

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 13 1 7.1.110 Well I walked right into a bakery shop and picked a donutUndated

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 13 1 7.1.111 Crying dishesUndated

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 13 1 7.1.112 If you mean to do a thingUndated

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 13 1 7.1.113 Stork Henry with your long legsUndated

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 13 1 7.1.114 You love yourself. You think you're grandUndated

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 13 1 7.1.115 Climb a tree, quick, here comes the Bear Lake MonsterUndated

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 13 1 7.1.116 Thin to winUndated

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 13 2 7.2 Limericks 13 2 7.2.1 Another young man from Woonsocket. . Undated

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 13 2 7.2.2 There was a young miss from Decatur. . Undated

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 13 2 7.2.3 Billie Jones, the son of a brewer, saw a girl and he thought that he knew herUndated

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 13 2 7.2.4 A man who was living in Niger, once went for a ride on a tigerUndated

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 13 2 7.2.5 A family living in Wooster, was annoyed very much by a rooster Undated

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 13 2 7.2.6 Another sweet gal from Fall River was sent out to purchase some liver Undated

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 13 2 7.2.7 A cute little miss from Pawtucket had a bustle as big as a bucketUndated

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 13 2 7.2.8 There was a man from the city that spied what he thought was a kitty Undated

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 13 2 7.2.9 There was a girl from La Grace, who's corsets grew too tight to lace Undated

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 13 2 7.2.10 There once was a lady from Norway who hung from her heels in the doorwayUndated

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 13 2 7.2.11 I never met an abominable snowman. . Undated

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 13 2 7.2.12 Thunder was a big black manUndated

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 13 2 7.2.13 There once was a lass from Madrass. . Undated

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 13 2 7.2.14 There once was a man named DaveUndated

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 13 2 7.2.15 Oh Marian Nancy she did a dancyUndated

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 13 2 7.2.16 A wonderful bird is the pelican, his beak can hold more than his belly canUndated

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 13 2 7.2.17 There once was a guy named LaVell that coached BYU football quite well Undated

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 13 2 7.2.18 There was an old man of Black heath, who sat on his set of false teeth Undated

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 13 2 7.2.19 Little Willy, full of glee, pushed his sister into the seaUndated

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 13 2 7.2.20 There was an old man from Peru who dreamt he was eating his shoe Undated

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 13 2 7.2.21 Here once was a man from Boston who bought an Austin Undated

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 13 2 7.2.22 There was a young lady from FranceUndated

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 13 2 7.2.23 Two girls up at college couldn't wait-oUndated

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 13 2 7.2.24 There was an old lady from NorwayUndated

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 13 2 7.2.25 There was an old lady from NigerUndated

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 13 2 7.2.26 There was a man from RassUndated

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 13 2 7.2.27 There once was a King who called a Budda a pigUndated

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 13 2 7.2.28 There once was a priest from SiberiaUndated

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 13 2 7.2.29 There was a young girl named JeanieUndated

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 13 2 7.2.30 There once was a young lday from Lease who swallowed a package of seeds and now the poor lass has grass on her assUndated

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 13 2 7.2.31 A flee and a fly were in a flue said the flee to the fly "Let's see this flue" so they flee through a flaw in the flueUndated

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 13 2 7.3 Bodily Function Rhymes and Sayings 13 3 7.3.1 Flatulence and Scatological 13 3 7.3.1.1 Wherever you may be, let your wind go free. In church or chapel, let it rattleUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.2 Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot the better you feel so why not eat beans at every meal?Undated

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 13 3 7.3.1.3 Here I sit all broken hearted, paid my dime and only farted. Then one day I took a chance, I saved my dime and filled my pantsUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.4 Fart. Shooting ducks againUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.5 Silent but deadlyUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.6 He who smelt it dealt itUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.7 Crap or fart, hope it ain't my heartUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.8 Order in the court, judge is eating beansUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.9 Milk, milk lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is madeUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.10 Excuse me sir, I was not rude, it was not for me, it was my food, and if this noise, did offend, be grateful it wasn't the other endUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.11 Don't be sad, don't be blue, everybodies let a fewUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.12 It's better to fart and bear the shame, then hold it back and bear the painUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.13 You're a real fart smellerUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.14 That will go over like a fart in church/templeUndated

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 13 3 7.3.1.15 Oh just gargle my ballsUndated

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 13 4 7.3.2 Urinating 13 4 7.3.2.1 No matter how much you whittle and dance, the last drop falls in your pantsUndated

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 13 4 7.3.2.2 If I breathe a sigh of relief, it is because I'm in the belief that when you make your bladder flatter, you'll feel just a little gladderUndated

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 13 4 7.3.2.3 Here I am pulling you out of your nice warm cotUndated

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 13 4 7.3.2.4 Man who stand on toilet, high on potUndated

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 13 4 7.3.2.5 The golden rule... You got the gold, you ruleUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3 Belching 13 5 7.3.3.1 I'd rather urp the burp and suffer the blameUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.2 Pardon me for being rude, it wasn't me it was my foodUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.3 Better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste itUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.4 Burp? Did you get any on ya?Undated

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 13 5 7.3.3.5 Belch. There's a kiss for you!Undated

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 13 5 7.3.3.6 Burp. It always tastes better the second time aroundUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.7 Burp. Save some chunks for the soupUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.8 Not bad manners, just good beerUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.9 I want the chunks, you can keep the juiceUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.10 Burp. Bring it up again, and we'll vote on itUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.11 Anything natural is not to be scornedUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.12 Excuse me, excuse me. That was so rude. It wasn't me, it was my food. It just popped up to say, 'Hello', instead of staying down belowUndated

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 13 5 7.3.3.13 Excuse me from the bottom of my heart; if it would have come out the other end it would have been a fartUndated

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 13 6 7.3.4 Nose 13 6 7.3.4.1 When you're dancing with your honey and your nose is getting runnyUndated

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 13 6 7.3.4.2 I kissed my girl the other night. 'Twas pleasure I was seeking. I missed her mouth and hit her nose and the gosh darn thing was leakingUndated

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 13 6 7.3.4.3 You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friendsUndated

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 13 7 7.3.5 Spitting 13 7 7.3.5.1 Order in the court, judge has got to spit. If you don't know how to swim you better getUndated

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 13 7 7.3.0 Miscellaneous bodily function sayingsUndated 13 8 7.4 Rhymes and Sayings about Love, Romance, Sex, Marriage 13 8 7.4.1 Dear lady, be cautious of cupid; list well to the lines of this verseUndated

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 13 8 7.4.2 My dearest darling ducky, I know your ears are mucky. I do not mind, love is blind, my dearest darling duckyUndated

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 13 8 7.4.3 I hear ya knockin', but ya can't come in. I'm in my nightie and it's very thinUndated

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 13 8 7.4.4 Nice night in June; star shine big moonUndated

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 13 8 7.4.5 He's teaching her arithmetic. He said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said it was additionUndated

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 13 8 7.4.6 The higher up the berry tree, the sweeter grow the berries. The more you hug and kiss a girl, the more she wants to marryUndated

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 13 8 7.4.7 Temptation, temptation, John is at the station. Mary's three, all naked and bare, temptation, temptationUndated

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 13 8 7.4.8 GI haircut, GI hat, GI this and GI that. GI love you, GI do, GI hope you love me tooUndated

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 13 8 7.4.9 Now I lay me down to sleep, I wish I had a man for keepsUndated

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 13 8 7.4.10 He asked me for a date, I seriously objected. I knew it would be great but I might not be respectedUndated

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 13 8 7.4.11 Beware of guys with eyes of brownUndated

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 13 8 7.4.12 I saw the train go round the bend, goodbye my lover, goodbyeUndated

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 13 8 7.4.13 There are meteors of accent, there are meteors of tone, but the very best meteor is to meet her aloneUndated

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 13 8 7.4.14 Spring on spring--offspringUndated

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 13 8 7.4.15 She went up the winding stairs, and I went up behind herUndated

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 13 8 7.4.16 Pregnancy: three months are dreary, three months are cheery, three months are wearyUndated

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 13 8 7.4.17 Love doesn't make the world go around, it just makes the ride worthwhileUndated

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 13 8 7.4.18 I love you little, I love you mighty. I wish your pajamas were next to my nighty. Now don't get angry with what I have said, for I mean on the clothesline and not in bedUndated

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 13 8 7.4.19 When you get old having sex is like trying to play pool with a ropeUndated

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 13 8 7.4.20 Oh love is a funny thing, it makes a man a fool. It takes away his appetite and wears away his toolUndated

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 13 8 7.4.21 I sure wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackersUndated

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 13 8 7.4.22 Incest is bestUndated

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 13 8 7.4.23 A lover's moon is a full moonUndated

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 13 8 7.4.24 She had a Sunday School look in her eye, and he had a Saturday night look in hisUndated

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 13 8 7.4.25 You're not a man till you've split the black oakUndated

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 13 8 7.4.26 Left, left, left, right, left, my panties are creeping, my bra's too tight, my head is achin', oh what a nightUndated

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 13 8 7.4.27 Mike McGee MeGann was a henpecked manUndated

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 13 8 7.4.28 The higher the mountain the cooler the breeze; the younger the couple the tighter the squeezeUndated

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 13 8 7.4.29 Twins are bad, triplets worse. Sleep alone, safety firstUndated

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 13 8 7.4.30 If love opens many doors, apparently we've walked into a broom closetUndated

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 13 8 7.4.31 He's a photographer; he likes to turn off the lights and see what developsUndated

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 13 8 7.4.32 Wow, she pulled off a snow job that out does Jack FrostUndated

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 13 8 7.4.33 Your papa's not your papa, but your papa don't knowUndated

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 13 8 7.4.34 He who has not visited his neighbors-thinks his wife is only cookUndated

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 13 8 7.4.35 Love kindles a flame in the heartUndated

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 13 8 7.4.36 You can predict when water will boil but you can't predict when a man willUndated

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 13 8 7.4.37 Love is blindUndated

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 13 8 7.4.38 I'm going to be an old maid and teach my kids to be the sameUndated

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 13 8 7.4.39 Jane, Jane in the air, Jane loses underwear, Jane say 'Me no care, Tarzan like me better bare.' Undated

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 13 8 7.4.40 Marriage is a wonderful institution. I would highly recommend itUndated

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 13 8 7.4.41 He asked me for a kiss, I knew it would be blissUndated

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 13 8 7.4.42 In the milleniumUndated

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 13 8 7.4.43 Speaking of having sexual intercourse with a negro: you're not a man till you've split the black oakUndated

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 13 8 7.4.44 Fun, fun, fun was what the foolish virign sungUndated

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 13 9 7.5 Political Rhymes and SayingsUndated 13 9 7.5.1 ____'s the one; ____'s our man. ____ belongs in the garbage can. (Folder 9)Undated

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 13 9 7.5.2 ____'s in the White House, waiting to be elected. ___'s in the garbage can waiting to be collected Who's going to win ___ is going to winUndated

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 13 9 7.5.3 Now, it may seem this story is stretching the truth, this truly remarkable story of Ruth. (Family poem)Undated

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 13 9 7.5.4 Spock, Spock the baby doc, leads a peace march down the blockUndated

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 13 9 7.5.5 Nut cuttingUndated

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 13 9 7.5.6 Ronald Reagan, he's no good, send him back to HollywoodUndated

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 13 9 7.5.7 Humphrey's muskieUndated

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 13 9 7.5.8 Whistle while you work; Hitler was a jerk; Mussolini pulled his weenie and now it doesn't workUndated

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 13 9 7.5.9 My peanut has a first name it's J-I-M-M-Y. My peanut has a second name it's C-A-R-T-E-R. Oh, Ihate to eat it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say, cause Jimmy Carter has a way with messing up the U.S.AUndated

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 13 9 7.5.10 Jingle bells, Nixon smells, Kennedy's on his wayUndated

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 13 9 7.5.11 Let Oklahoma fight Japan. They took California without losing a manUndated

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 13 9 7.5.12 The opposite of progress, is CongressUndated

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 13 9 7.5.13 If John F. Kennedy is elected President, we'll all have to go to school on SaturdayUndated

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 13 9 7.5.14 Now we have 2 senators that think the world is flat (said in response to Mormon victory (Hatch) for the senate the day after the 76th Utah Election)Undated

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 13 9 7.5.15 [Senator Jesse Helms] has been around since Christ was a corporalUndated

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 13 9 7.5.16 A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel SandersUndated

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 13 9 7.5.17 Bureau of Lazy Men (Bureau of Land Management-BLM)Undated

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 13 9 7.5.18 Remember Washington, Remember Lee, Remember Lincoln, who set you freeUndated

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 13 9 7.5.19 Nixon-pull out-like your father should haveUndated

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 13 9 7.5.20 Don't change Dick's in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72Undated

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 13 9 7.5.21 Impeachment with honorUndated

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 13 9 7.5.22 I am glad that I am an American I am glad that I am free. But I wish I was a little doggy, and Nixon was a treeUndated

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 13 9 7.5.23 Dirty cats, dirty rats, dirty rotten DemocratsUndated

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 13 9 7.5.24 You wouldn't vote against me just because I'm a CatholicUndated

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 13 9 7.5.25 If you shake hands with my elephant, I'll kiss your assUndated

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 13 10 7.0 Miscellaneous 13 10 7.0.1 When God looked upon AdamUndated

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 13 10 7.0.2 If wishes were fishes we'd all have a fry. See also: 6.2.4.24 and 8.i2Undated

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 13 10 7.0.3 When I was a little girl just so high, Mama took a little stick and made me cryUndated

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 13 10 7.0.4 Each time I pass a church I always pay a visit, so when at last I'm carried in the Lord won't say, "Who is it?"Undated

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 13 10 7.0.5 Goodbye in fear, goodbye in sorrow, goodbye, and all in vainUndated

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 13 10 7.0.6 Absolute knowledge have I none. . . That said he knowed when the war would endUndated

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 13 10 7.0.7 Uncle Ben shot a hen. Jibber, jabber, amenUndated

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 13 10 7.0.8 We don't smoke, and we don't chew, and we don't go (date) with boys that doUndated

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 13 10 7.0.9 If you try and don't succeed, don't hang your head in shame, be smart enough to find, someone else to blameUndated

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 13 10 7.0.10 I woke up on Monday morning, I gazed upon the wall. The spiders and the bedbugs were having a game of ballUndated

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 13 10 7.0.11 Hitch-hike, ride a bike, up a road and down the pikeUndated

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 13 10 7.0.12 When I was a little boy, my mother kept me in, but now I'm a big boy and can fight the seargant King, I can handle a musket, and I can smoke a pipe, and I can kiss a pretty girl at 12:00 at night Undated

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 13 10 7.0.13 A Mothers PoemUndated

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 13 10 7.0.14 One boy, good boyUndated

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 13 10 7.0.15 Babies are wonderful, it's just too bad they don't come with a set of instructionsUndated

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 13 10 7.0.16 Standing before you this evening, I feel much the same as a cow walking through a field of tall grass...utterly tickedUndated

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 14 8. Proverbs, Proverb-like Sayings, HomiliesUndated 14 1 8.A1 All's fair in love and war. (Folder 1)Undated

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 14 1 8.A2 Anything worth doing is worth doing well (right)Undated

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 14 1 8.A3 Always face the sun and your shadow will fall behind youUndated

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 8.A4 Another day, another dollarUndated

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 14 1 8.A5 As long as I owe you, you will never go brokeUndated

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 14 1 8.A6 Alcohol reveals what the mind concealsUndated

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 14 1 8.A7 An apple a day keeps the doctor awayUndated

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 14 1 8.A8 Any damn fool can play if he gets the cardsUndated

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 14 1 8.A9 Act like somebody, God doesn't take time to make nobodyUndated

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 14 1 8.A10 Anyone who walks around on cat feet will probably hear all the bad about themselvesUndated

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 14 1 8.A11 Are you working hard or hardly working?Undated

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 14 1 8.A12 Always remember where ever you go, there you areUndated

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 14 1 8.A13 Absence makes the heart grow fonderUndated

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 14 1 8.A14 An idle mind/hand is the devil's workshopUndated

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 14 1 8.A15 A man's perfection is his workUndated

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 14 1 8.A16 A teacher affects eternity. He never knows where his influence stopsUndated

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 14 1 8.A17 As a rule man's a fool, when it's hot he wants it cool, when it's cool he wants it hot, always wanting what it's not, never wanting what he's gotUndated

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 14 1 8.A18 Action talks: talk takes the walkUndated

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 14 1 8.A19 All a man's ways seem right to him, but the Lord weighs the heartUndated

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 14 1 8.A20 An anybody is a potential outlet for anythingUndated

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 14 1 8.A21 Another day is more time lostUndated

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 14 1 8.A22 As the twig is bent, so grows the treeUndated

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 14 1 8.A23 Actions speak louder than wordsUndated

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 14 1 8.A24 Aanhin pa ang damo pag patay na ang kabayo (What do you do with the hay if the horse is already dead)Undated

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 14 1 8.A25 Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay higit pa sa malansang isda (If you don't love your national language you are worse than a smelly fish)Undated

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 14 1 8.A26 Any fool can count the seeds in an apple, only God can count all the apples in one seedUndated

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 14 1 8.A27 A man's reach should extend his graspUndated

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 14 1 8.A28 A place for everything, and everything in its placeUndated

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 14 1 8.A29 Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no liesUndated

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 14 1 8.A30 Ask a person who has experience before you ask a wise manUndated

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 14 1 8.A31 Always be in the right and then if something happens, you're not at faultUndated

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 14 1 8.A32 After all you can do and say, it is by your numbers you are savedUndated

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 14 1 8.A33 As the tree grows, so shall the fruit beUndated

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 14 1 8.A34 Always put a few more sheckles with it and get the better quality, in the long run it will do a better job for youUndated

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 14 1 8.A35 The average girl would rather have beauty than brains, because the average boy can see better than he can thinkUndated

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 14 1 8.A36 A bird never flies so far but what it's tail follows itUndated

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 14 1 8.A37 A brown Abe for your brain pattern? (A penny for your thoughts)Undated

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 14 1 8.A38 Almost is only good in horseshoes and hand grenadesUndated

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 14 1 8.A39 A sign on the door of opportunity read-PUSHUndated

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 14 1 8.A40 A budget is a method of worrying before you spend instead of afterwardUndated

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 14 1 8.A41 A happy home is more important than a neat, clean sink homeUndated

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 14 1 8.A42 As the sun sets if fall weather the clouds get tinged beautiful organe/redsUndated

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 14 1 8.A43 Act your age not your shoe sizeUndated

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 14 1 8.A44 Act your age not your IQUndated

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 14 1 8.A45 All that giltters is not goldUndated

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 14 1 8.A46 An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temperUndated

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 14 1 8.A47 Acknowledge--and move onUndated

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 14 1 8.A48 All you need is love, peace, and wineUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 1 8.A49 Anytime things appear to be going better, you've overlooked somethingUndated

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 14 1 8.A50 Advice is just thatUndated

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 14 1 8.A51 Another day another dittoUndated

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 14 1 8.A52 Anyone who walks around on cats feet, will probably hear all the bad about themselvesUndated

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 14 1 8.A53 Absence makes the heart wanderUndated

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 14 1 8.A54 Adam was but human-this explains it allUndated

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 14 1 8.A55 A dog's nose and a maidens (behind) are always coldUndated

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 14 1 8.A56 Aspiration is ambitionUndated

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 14 1 8.A57 The apple doesn't fall far from the treeUndated

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 14 1 8.A58 A smile isn't a very good umnrella but helps frind one to useUndated

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 14 1 8.A59 A person who runs in place gets nowhere fastUndated

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 14 1 8.A60 As long as you can get out of bed in the morningUndated

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 14 1 8.A61 A friend is the present you give yourselfUndated

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 14 1 8.A62 All human wisdom is summed up in two words: wait and hopeUndated

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 14 1 8.A63 Anybody up for an expedition?Undated

.1 (Item)

 14 1 8.A64 A house divided against itself cannot standUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 1 8.A65 After the donkeys have passed throughUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B1 Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. (Folder 2)Undated

.4 (Items)

 14 2 8.B2 The better the day, the better the deedUndated

.5 (Items)

 14 2 8.B3 Beauty is only skin deepUndated

.4 (Items)

 14 2 8.B4 Boys and school don't mixUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B5 A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (field)Undated

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 14 2 8.B6 Be on your toesUndated

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 14 2 8.B7 Before marriage keep your eyes wide open; after marriage keep your eyes half closedUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B8 Better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubtUndated

.5 (Items)

 14 2 8.B9 Beaus don't go where cobwebs grow. (Where cobwebs grow, there come no beaux.)Undated

.2 (Items)

 14 2 8.B10 Better a wee fire to warm ye than a big fire to burn yeUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B11 Be good and you'll be lonelyUndated

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 14 2 8.B12 Burning the candle from both endsUndated

.3 (Items)

 14 2 8.B13 Busy hands are happy handsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B14 Beggars can't be choosersUndated

.5 (Items)

 14 2 8.B15 Birds of a feather flock togetherUndated

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 14 2 8.B16 Boys will be boysUndated

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 14 2 8.B17 Behind every smile are teethUndated

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 14 2 8.B18 Boredom is a state of mindUndated

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 14 2 8.B19 The bullfrog knows more about rain than the almanacUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 2 8.B20 Be good, and if you can't be good, be good at itUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 2 8.B21 Better happy than wiseUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 2 8.B22 Better early than lateUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 2 8.B24 Better buy than borrowUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 2 8.B24 Beware of half truths; you may have the wrong halfUndated

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 14 2 8.B25 Better to be five or ten minutes late and to get there aliveUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B26 Birds hear day words, rats hear night wordsUndated

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 14 2 8.B27 The best way to get darkness out of a room is to fill it with lightUndated

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 14 2 8.B28 Be yourself if you ever want to be somebodyUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 2 8.B29 Borrow trouble for yourself, if that is your nature, but don't lend it to your neighborUndated

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 14 2 8.B30 Be wise and beware, of clothing take careUndated

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 14 2 8.B31 Burning the midnight oilUndated

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 14 2 8.B32 Better to know less than to know much that isn't soUndated

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 14 2 8.B33 By the streets of by and by, we reach the house of neverUndated

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 14 2 8.B34 Better to be safe than sorryUndated

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 14 2 8.B35 A barking dog doesn't bite until he stopsUndated

.4 (Items)

 14 2 8.B36 The best cure is preventionUndated

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 14 2 8.B37 Bad luck always comes in threesUndated

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 14 2 8.B38 Bad news comes in twosUndated

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 14 2 8.B39 The brightest things you every say are those you think about the next dayUndated

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 14 2 8.B40 Bluntness may be the sharpest toolUndated

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 14 2 8.B41 A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at workUndated

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 14 2 8.B42 A bean in liberty is better than camfits in prisonUndated

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 14 2 8.B43 Be more than nothing and nothing moreUndated

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 14 2 8.B44 Being original is nice, being yourself is betterUndated

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 14 2 8.B45 Borrow trouble for yourself if that's yournature, but don't lend it to your neighborsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B46 A burnt child dreads the fireUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B47 Brief pleasure and a long period of remorseUndated

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 14 2 8.B48 Be good and have fun, if you can't be good, at least have funUndated

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 14 2 8.B49 Better late than neverUndated

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 14 2 8.B50 Be good and say your prayers and when you die you'll go to TexasUndated

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 14 2 8.B51 Be careful about how many Macadamia nuts you eat Undated

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 14 2 8.B52 The best laid plans of mice and men often go astrayUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 2 8.B53 Be good, and if you can't be good be careful, and if you can't be careful, name it after meUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 2 8.B54 A big head has a big headacheUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 2 8.B55 Be aware of that which grows next to youUndated

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 14 2 8.B56 Don't throw the baby out with the bath waterUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B57 If you don't live it, you don't believe itUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 2 8.B58 Beauty is, beauty doesUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 2 8.B59 Brevity is the soul of witUndated

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 14 3 8.C1 A change is as good as a rest. (Folder 3)Undated

.3 (Items)

 14 3 8.C2 Curiosity killed the catUndated

.5 (Items)

 14 3 8.C3 Chase a boy and he'll run awayUndated

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 14 3 8.C4 Cold hands warm heartUndated

.5 (Items)

 14 3 8.C5 Children should be seen and not heardUndated

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 14 3 8.C6 The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want at the momentUndated

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 14 3 8.C7 Clean teeth and fresh breath make for a better athleteUndated

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 14 3 8.C8 Change the name and not the letter, change for worse and not for betterUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 3 8.C9 The calm before the stormUndated

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 14 3 8.C10 The cow doesn't miss her tail till fly-timeUndated

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 14 3 8.C11 Cars and school don't mixUndated

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 14 3 8.C12 A Constipated brain often leads to diarrhea in the mouthUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 3 8.C13 Cut hair in the dark brings sorrow to your heartUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 3 8.C14 Cheaters never prosperUndated

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 14 3 8.C15 Cleanliness is next to GodlinessUndated

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 14 3 8.C16 Clam diggers walk with bare feet down the wrong side of the roadUndated

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 14 3 8.C17 The common man is no longer common, and is getting less common all the timeUndated

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 14 3 8.C18 It's a cinch by the inch, but hard by the yardUndated

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 14 3 8.C19 A crown of a brave promise is fulfillmentUndated

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 14 3 8.C20 Clean the corners, and the middle will take care of itselfUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 3 8.C21 Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it backUndated

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 14 3 8.C22 Change is good for the soul. It keeps life excitingUndated

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 14 3 8.C23 A cow pie is paradise for a flyUndated

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 14 3 8.C24 Conscience is the still small voicec that makes us feel still smallerUndated

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 14 3 8.C25 Chance favors the prepared mindUndated

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 14 3 8.C26 A closed mind, like a closed room, can be awfully stuffyUndated

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 14 3 8.C27 The canary that sings int he morning is eaten by the cat in the afternoonUndated

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 14 3 8.C28 Care and not fine stables makes a good horseUndated

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 14 3 8.C29 Come hell or high waterUndated

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 14 3 8.C30 Competition causes curisotyUndated

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 14 3 8.C31 Colleges and insane aslums are both mental instutions in a way. But one has to show improvement to gradutate from an asylumUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 3 8.C32 Can't dance, to wet to plow; chicken all died, and ma's pregnantUndated

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 14 3 8.C33 A cow will need his tail more than one time to fan flies out of his (explitive)Undated

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 14 3 8.C34 Cleanliness is next to Godliness--welcome to PurgatoryUndated

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 14 3 8.C35 College is a place to keep warm between high school and marriageUndated

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 14 3 8.C36 Carpe diemUndated

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 14 3 8.C37 Count your blessingsUndated

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 14 4 8.D1 Don't cry over spilt milkUndated

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 14 4 8.D2 Don't get so broad that you can't get through the narrow gateUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D3 Don't count your chickens before they're hatchedUndated

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 14 4 8.D4 Don't choke on the tailUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D5 Do unto others as others shall do unto youUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D6 Don't take ten minutes to boil a three minute eggUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D7 Different strokes for different folksUndated

.3 (Item)

 14 4 8.D8 The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toysUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D9 Do not worry about tomorrow, because you do not even know what may happen todayUndated

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 14 4 8.D10 Don't believe everything you hear and only half you seeUndated

.3 (Items)

 14 4 8.D11 The darkest hour comes just before the dawnUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 4 8.D12 Damned if you do, damned if you don'tUndated

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 14 4 8.D13 Do it right the first time so you won't have to do it againUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 4 8.D14 Don't get the butter too close to the fireUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D15 Don't fall in love with someone who isn't nice to animals and old peopleUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D16 Don't judge another person until you have walked in their shoesUndated

.3 (Items)

 14 4 8.D17 Don't fight forces, use themUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D18 Don't be sure of something unless you've gone over it seven times. (Japanese)Undated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D19 Don't buy a pig in a pokeUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 4 8.D20 Don't let your feelings of the moment get mixed up with your long range goalsUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 4 8.D21 A drunk man tells no liesUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D22 Don't get even, get aheadUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D23 Don't ask someone to do something for you that you can do for yourselfUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D24 The devil knows more for being old than for being devilUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D25 Don't cut your nose off just to spite your faceUndated

.7 (Items)

 14 4 8.D26 Don't break you(r) left arm patting yourself on the backUndated

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 14 4 8.D27 Doing nothing for others is the melody of ourselvesUndated

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 14 4 8.D28 Do as I say, not as I doUndated

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 14 4 8.D29 The drunk and the sinner freeze even in the thickest coatUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D30 Don't put off tomorrow what you can do todayUndated

.5 (Items)

 14 4 8.D31 Doing good to others is not a duty, it is a joy for it increases your health and happinessUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D32 Don't try to avoid the mistakes your parents make. You'll only make the same mistakes your grandparents madeUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D33 Defeat never comes to any man until he admits itUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D34 Don't do evil because when a father eats salt his son is thirstyUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D35 Dead men tell no liesUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D36 Don't bite its hand that feeds youUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 4 8.D37 Don't judge lest you be judgedUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D38 Don't knock it unless you have tried itUndated

.4 (Items)

 14 4 8.D39 Do not wait for great things but do little things wellUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D40 Do the best you can with what you haveUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D41 Don't try to live forever you will not succeedUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D42 Do what you love doing, and you'll never work a day in your lifeUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D43 Don't jump ship in the middle of the streamUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D44 Don't sacrifice what you want most for what you want at the momentUndated

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 14 4 8.D45 Did you take your crazy pills to day? Undated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D46 Do it nice or do it twiceUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D47 Don't get your panties in a bundleUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D48 Don't worry about the middle, butter the edgesUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D49 During a storm you should seek shelter under a tree and not cloudsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D50 Don't count your consequence-eggs until they hatchUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D51 Don't accept mediocrity; learn to excellUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D52 Don't exercize; you only have so many stepsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D53 Disobediance always brings sorrowUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D54 Don't kick over your buck of milkUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D55 Do what you do, do with your might. Things done by half are never done rightUndated

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 14 4 8.D56 Don't do anything I wouldn't do and if you do name it after meUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D57 Different strokes for different folksUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D58 Don't kick against the bricksUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D59 Don't sweat it - sweetheartUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D60 Don't put all your eggs in one basketUndated

.3 (Item)

 14 4 8.D61 Don't open your shirt or your heart will fall outUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D62 Don't let your schooling get in the way of your educationUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D63 Dieting is triumph of the mind over the platteUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D64 The difficult age has come and lit: I'm too tired to work and too poor to quitUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D65 Don't squat with your spurs onUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D66 Don't take any wooden nicklesUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D67 Don't cross a bridge, till you get thereUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D68 Don't jump off the handleUndated

.3 (Item)

 14 4 8.D69 Don't loose your temper without knowing the consequences of the resultUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D70 Do that which pays dividendsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D71 A donkey always praises his own taleUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D72 Don't shirk your work, for the sake of a dream. A fish in the dish, is worth ten in the streamUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D73 Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was put upUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D74 Don't ask the question if you don't want the answerUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D75 Don't try to live too many days at a timeUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D76 Don't put the cart before the horseUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D77 Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row/swim out and meet itUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 4 8.D78 Don't let your feelings of the moment get mixed up with your long-range goalsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D79 Don't put off tomorrow what can be done todayUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D80 Boy, it doesn't matter how big the dog is in the fight, it's how big the fight is in the dogUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D81 Don't end up going through the forest and coming out wihtout a treeUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 4 8.D82 Don't close the barn door after the horse is goneUndated

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 14 4 8.D83 Do it like the professionalsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E1 Each generation is better than the last. (Folder 5)Undated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E2 Every dog has its dayUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 5 8.E3 Early to rise starts the day rightUndated

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 14 5 8.E4 The easy way makes men and rivers crookedUndated

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 14 5 8.E5 The end justifies the meansUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E6 Even though you're on the right track, if you don't get moving, you'll get run overUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E7 An eye for an eye will only make all Indians blind. (Mahatma Gandhi)Undated

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 14 5 8.E8 Early to bed, early to rise, makes a person healthy, wealthy and wiseUndated

.11(Items)

 14 5 8.E9 Every man needs a wife, because sooner or later you'll find something that you just can't blame the government forUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E10 An empty wagon has always rattled the mostUndated

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 14 5 8.E11 Every dark cloud has a silver liningUndated

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 14 5 8.E12 Even an old barn looks better paintedUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E13 Even a dog will find a stick if he walks far enoughUndated

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 14 5 8.E14 An empty shed needs no roofUndated

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 14 5 8.E15 Everybody's bag of rocks is heavyUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E16 To err is human, but wearing out the eraser before the pencil is going too farUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E17 Egotism is the art of seeing qualities in yourself which others cannot seeUndated

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 14 5 8.E18 Every man has his priceUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 5 8.E19 Early birds get the worm, worms that get early are for the birdsUndated

.5 (Items)

 14 5 8.E20 Eyes that don't see, feel lessUndated

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 14 5 8.E21 Eat it down to the flowersUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E22 En Boca Cerrada no entran MoscasUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E23 Every man complains of his memory, but no man of his judgementUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E24 Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees itUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E25 Everybody who got to where he is had to begin where he wasUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E26 Empty the mind of evil by filling it with goodUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E27 Experience is the mother of sciencesUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E28 Expect the unexpectedUndated

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 14 5 8.E29 To err is human; to forgive is not departmental policyUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 5 8.E30 Expect the unexpectedUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E31 Even a clock that doesn't work, is right twice a dayUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E32 Everything happens for a reasonUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 5 8.E33 Each struggle builds its own benefitsUndated

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 14 5 8.E34 Each mother thinks her crow is the blackestUndated

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 14 5 8.E35 Enough to tide over in case of a pinchUndated

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 14 5 8.E36 Ever stich sewn on Sunday will have to be unpicked with your nose in heavenUndated

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 14 5 8.E37 Everyone seems to walk like they've got a board up their (explitive)Undated

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 14 5 8.E38 East, West, home is bestUndated

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 14 5 8.E39 Even monkeys fall from treesUndated

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 14 5 8.E40 Energy begets energyUndated

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 14 5 8.E41 Easier said than doneUndated

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 14 5 8.E42 Either get your head out of your butt or get a glass belt buckleUndated

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 14 5 8.E43 Every crow thiks hers is the blackestUndated

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 14 5 8.E44 Eat a live frog in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you all dayUndated

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 14 5 8.E45 Empty tin cans rattleUndated

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 14 6 8.F1 The frost will bring the piggy home. (Folder 6)Undated

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 14 6 8.F2 First relative is your neighborUndated

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 14 6 8.F3 Fire to boil; coals to broilUndated

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 14 6 8.F4 The faint hearted man never gets the fair ladyUndated

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 14 6 8.F5 The fish who leaves the protection of the school, is the one who gets eaten by the sharkUndated

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 14 6 8.F6 Fish and guests stink after three daysUndated

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 14 6 8.F7 Familiarity breeds contemptUndated

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 14 6 8.F8 There are many fish in the sea/oceanUndated

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 14 6 8.F9 A family that prays together stays togetherUndated

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 14 6 8.F10 Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do withoutUndated

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 14 6 8.F11 Fools walk where angels fear to treadUndated

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 14 6 8.F12 Friends don't need explanations and enemies won't accept themUndated

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 14 6 8.F13 Fools and children should never see anything half doneUndated

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 14 6 8.F14 For every minute you're angry, you lose 60 seconds of happinessUndated

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 14 6 8.F15 A floor without a rug is like a kiss without a hugUndated

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 14 6 8.F16 Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less, say more, hate less, love more, and all good things are yoursUndated

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 14 6 8.F17 Fly while you still have wingsUndated

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 14 6 8.F18 The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns you more than himUndated

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 14 6 8.F19 Forwarned is forearmedUndated

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 14 6 8.F20 (The) First hundred years are the worstUndated

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 14 6 8.F21 Failure is not the worst thing in the world; the very worst thing is not to tryUndated

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 14 6 8.F22 For most young couples, curbing their emotions means parkingUndated

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 14 6 8.F23 Fit to be tiedUndated

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 14 6 8.F24 Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetestUndated

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 14 6 8.F25 Fortune is as brittle as glassUndated

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 14 6 8.F26 For instance isn't proofUndated

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 14 6 8.F27 A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he was meant to beUndated

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 14 6 8.F28 Fire at one end and fool at the otherUndated

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 14 6 8.F29 For the man who has everything: a calendar to remind him when the payments are dueUndated

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 14 6 8.F30 A fartin' man is always tiredd and a fartin' horse never isUndated

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 14 6 8.F31 Fool names and fools faces are often found in public placesUndated

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 14 6 8.F32 From one watering a tree doth not growUndated

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 14 6 8.F33 Finder's keepers, loser's weepersUndated

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 14 6 8.F34 A friend in need is a friend indeedUndated

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 14 6 8.F35 A family that works together stays togetherUndated

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 14 6 8.F36 Full of piss and vinegarUndated

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 14 6 8.F37 Fake ItUndated

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 14 6 8.F38 Twisted ProverbUndated

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 14 6 8.F39 Keep your face to the sunshine, you'll never see the shadowsUndated

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 14 7 8.G1 A guy can put his hand as far up a girl's leg as her skirt comes down without feeling guilty. (Folder 7)Undated

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 14 7 8.G2 A giggle a day keeps the glums awayUndated

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 14 7 8.G3 A good horse is one who farts good, and by the same way you can tell a good manUndated

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 14 7 8.G4 The guy who dies with the most toys winsUndated

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 14 7 8.G5 God gave us two ends, one to sit on and one to use, your success depends on the one you choose, heads you win, tails you loseUndated

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 14 7 8.G6 The greatest leaders are always the greatest servers firstUndated

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 14 7 8.G7 Grass doesn't grow on a race-trackUndated

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 14 7 8.G8 Good fences make good neighborsUndated

.3 (Items)

 14 7 8.G9 Good from far, but far from goodUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 7 8.G10 God love you (Irish)Undated

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 14 7 8.G11 God is not dead or sickUndated

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 14 7 8.G12 Gray hair is a sign of wisdomUndated

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 14 7 8.G13 The Grass is always greener on the other sideUndated

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 14 7 8.G14 Go big or go homeUndated

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 14 7 8.G15 Gentle as a dead pig, is what the man said. But when I got on him, that pig wasn't deadUndated

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 14 7 8.G16 Go straight to the heart of danger, there you will find safetyUndated

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 14 7 8.G17 Get back on the horseUndated

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 14 7 8.G18 Good things come in little packagesUndated

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 14 7 8.G19 Greed opens the doors of troubleUndated

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 14 7 8.G20 Give a person a loaf of bread, he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to make bread, and he'll be able to eat the rest of his lifeUndated

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 14 7 8.G21 Good luck doing it betterUndated

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 14 7 8.G22 God gave us two eyes, two ears, and one mouth so that we could see twice and hear twice before we speakUndated

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 14 7 8.G23 A good example is the best sermonUndated

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 14 7 8.G24 Great minds talk about ideas, average minds talk about things, only small minds talk about peopleUndated

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 14 7 8.G25 A girl will stand on a chair and scream at the sight of a mouse, but will get into a car with a wolfUndated

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 14 7 8.G26 To give and forgive is a good way to liveUndated

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 14 7 8.G27 A good clock never strikes before the hourUndated

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 14 7 8.G28 Get as much education as you possibly canUndated

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 14 7 8.G29 Get tough or get smarterUndated

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 14 7 8.G30 Give it to the wind and let the rain settle itUndated

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 14 7 8.G31 God watches over children and foolsUndated

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 14 7 8.G32 Goin' to hell on wheelsUndated

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 14 7 8.G33 Guild a lillyUndated

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 14 7 8.G34 Go tell your mother she wants youUndated

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 14 7 8.G35 Good mind, good findUndated

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 14 7 8.G36 A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be right ther with you saying "Dang, that was fun!"Undated

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 14 7 8.G37 The good Lord gave you a brain and a behind, you need to use one to save the otherUndated

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 14 7 8.G38 Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and you have fed him for a lifetimeUndated

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 14 7 8.G39 Getting old is not for sissiesUndated

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 14 7 8.G40 Good things come to those who waitUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 7 8.G41 Great oaks from little acorns grow, great aches from little toe corns growUndated

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 14 7 8.G42 A guy with money to burn has a chance of finding a perfect matchUndated

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 14 7 8.G43 God is a just judgeUndated

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 14 7 8.G44 O God if there is a God bless my soul if I have a soulUndated

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 14 7 8.G45 Gotta group my poopUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 7 8.G46 Good trees bring forth good fruitUndated

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 14 7 8.G47 The grass or the other side of the fence is always greenerUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 7 8.G48 Great oaks from little acorns growUndated

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 14 7 8.G49 God loves you and so do IUndated

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 14 7 8.G50 God taker ker o'fools an' idgitsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 7 8.G51 Good friends are one of life's greatest blessings, don't give them up without a fightUndated

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 14 7 8.G52 The greater serves the lesserUndated

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 14 7 8.G53 Great minds think alikeUndated

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 14 7 8.G54 Guilt by associationUndated

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 14 7 8.G55 Good, better, best never let it rest 'til the good is better and the better is bestUndated

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 14 7 8.G56 Getting old is not golden, it's like a rusty bucketUndated

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 14 7 8.G57 Give a person an inch and they will take a mileUndated

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 14 7 8.G58 Give a man a handout, feed him for a day. Give a man a handicap, feed him for a lifetimeUndated

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 14 8 8.H1 Haste makes waste. (Folder 8)Undated

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 14 8 8.H2 Honor to him to whom honor belongs. (Finnish)Undated

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 14 8 8.H3 He who does a good turn should never remember it; he who receives a good turn should never forget itUndated

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 14 8 8.H4 A hole in the bread means jam in the handUndated

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 14 8 8.H5 He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tootedUndated

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 14 8 8.H6 Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, take what comesUndated

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 14 8 8.H7 The hurrier I go, the behinder I getUndated

.8 (Items)

 14 8 8.H8 He who marries for money earns itUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.H9 He who buys what he does not need will someday need what he cannot buyUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 8 8.H10 Hindsight is better than foresightUndated

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 14 8 8.H11 He who gathers his own fire wood warms himself twiceUndated

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 14 8 8.H12 Hang on to your temper: the emptier the teakettle the quicker it boilsUndated

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 14 8 8.H13 Happy are thou who dream dreams and have the courage to play the part to make the dreams come trueUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.H14 If you want to be happy for an hour, get drunk. If you want to be happy for a week, get married. If you want to be happy forever, learn to fishUndated

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 14 8 8.H15 Here a man can keep his horizons within reachUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.H16 He who hesitates is lost (waits)Undated

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 14 8 8.H17 He that riseth late must trot all dayUndated

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 14 8 8.H18 He who is impatient, waits twiceUndated

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 14 8 8.H19 How can we pay for (today and) tomorrow if we can't pay for today, today?Undated

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 14 8 8.H20 He who knows, and knows he knows, is wise-follow . . . He who knows not, and knows he knows not, he is a child-teach himUndated

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 14 8 8.H21 He who has bad breath walks aloneUndated

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 14 8 8.H22 He that flies from his own family has far to travelUndated

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 14 8 8.H23 Honesty is the best policyUndated

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 14 8 8.H24 Hungry bellies have no earsUndated

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 14 8 8.H25 Hunger is a good cookUndated

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 14 8 8.H26 He who lives in a glass house should dress in basementUndated

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 14 8 8.H27 Hunger maketh the best sauceUndated

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 14 8 8.H28 He who speaks words that he shouldn't will hear things that he won't likeUndated

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 14 8 8.H29 He who laughs last, laughs bestUndated

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 14 8 8.H30 He who does no good for others does no good for himselfUndated

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 14 8 8.H31 He who has never made a mistake has never been a successUndated

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 14 8 8.H32 He who speaks loudest, usually has the least to sayUndated

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 14 8 8.H33 Home is where the heart isUndated

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 14 8 8.H34 He who teaches me a letter, owns me as a slave Undated

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 14 8 8.H35 He who limps always blames it on the rocks on the roadUndated

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 14 8 8.H36 A hypocrite is like a pin; it points in one direction, yet heads in the otherUndated

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 14 8 8.H37 A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in itUndated

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 14 8 8.H38 A handful of common sense is worth a bushel of learningUndated

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 14 8 8.H39 He that would live in peace and ease must not speak all he knows, nor judge all he seesUndated

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 14 8 8.H40 A harvest of peace is produced from a seed of contentmentUndated

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 14 8 8.H41 He who gives up a friendship for ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes. (Arabic)Undated

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 14 8 8.H42 He who builds no castles in the air, builds no castles anywhereUndated

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 14 8 8.H43 The heaviest burden you will ever carry is the chip on your shoulderUndated

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 14 8 8.H44 He will probably flutter from flower to flower and end up in a big cow turdUndated

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 14 8 8.H46 The hand that lifts the cup of cheer, should never be used to shift the gearUndated

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 14 8 8.H47 A hick town is one where there is no place to go that you shouldn't beUndated

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 14 8 8.H48 Honey, one man's trash truly is another man's treasureUndated

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 14 8 8.H49 Hospitality is the art of making somebody feel at home when you wish they wereUndated

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 14 8 8.H50 He who blows his stack adds to the world's pollutionUndated

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 14 8 8.H51 Humor is the hole that lets sawdust out of a stuffed shirtUndated

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 14 8 8.H52 Husband and wife in glass house better fight in basementUndated

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 14 8 8.H53 Halibut is halibut, and not to be flung out the window, but coaxed down stairs a step at a timeUndated

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 14 8 8.H54 They have a rough kick of the catUndated

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 14 8 8.H55 He who laughs easily, also cries easilyUndated

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 14 8 8.H56 Honest InjunUndated

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 14 8 8.H57 Hopes are dreams and future is hopeUndated

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 14 8 8.H58 Happiness is a good thing and a long face won't get itUndated

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 14 8 8.H59 Hate is prolonged from suicideUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.H60 How come I haven't got time to do it right, but I always have time to do it overUndated

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 14 8 8.H61 Heads up, Heals down, Hearts highUndated

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 14 8 8.H62 He who's not busy being born is busy dyin'Undated

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 14 8 8.H63 He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another dayUndated

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 14 8 8.i1 It will all come out in the wash. (Folder 9)Undated

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 14 8 8.i2 If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. See also: 6.2.4.24 and 7.0.2Undated

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 14 8 8.i3 I have to bite the sour apple. (German)Undated

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 14 8 8.i4 I will praise the guy and I will kneel down to his legs who criticizes me. (India)Undated

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 14 8 8.i5 It is a silly dog that bites itselfUndated

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 14 8 8.i6 It is better to carry a rifle twenty years and not need it, than to need it for twenty minutes and not have itUndated

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 14 8 8.i7 It is better to go twice a laughing than once a cryingUndated

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 14 8 8.i8 It bothers, but it doesn't stop me. (Venezuela)Undated

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 14 8 8.i9 If it's not one thing, it's anotherUndated

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 14 8 8.i10 It is better to be alone than in bad company. (South American)Undated

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 14 8 8.i11 If they haven't seen it before, they won't know what it is; and if they have, why look?Undated

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 14 8 8.i12 If you lie down with fleas, you'll come up a dogUndated

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 14 8 8.i13 If you want to kill time, work it to deathUndated

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 14 8 8.i14 It's not the hair, but what's underneath that countsUndated

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 14 8 8.i15 It goes on like this for years and years and gradually gets worseUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i16 If you sing before breakfast, you'll cry before nightUndated

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 14 8 8.i17 If you can't take the heat (If it gets too hot), get out of the kitchenUndated

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 14 8 8.i18 If you look back too much, soon you will be heading in that directionUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i19 If the shoe fits, wear itUndated

.4 (Items)

 14 8 8.i20 It is just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor manUndated

.3 (Items)

 14 8 8.i21 If you're not the lead dog, the scenery will never changeUndated

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 14 8 8.i22 It's not the mountain that will get you, it's the little rock in your moccasin that willUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i23 If you're going to dance all night, you have to pay the fiddlerUndated

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 14 8 8.i24 If you fail to prepare you prepare to failUndated

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 14 8 8.i25 If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at allUndated

.8 (Items)

 14 8 8.i26 If it's not broken, don't fix itUndated

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 14 8 8.i27 If you don't have it by the age of seven, you won't have it by the age of seventyUndated

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 14 8 8.i28 If you want a good calf, look at the cow. (German)Undated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i29 If you can't beat 'em, join 'emUndated

.3 (Items)

 14 8 8.i30 If you don't get it, you don't want it bad enoughUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i31 If your worry has a solution, why worry? If it doesn't have a solution, why worry?Undated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i32 If everyone knew what everyone says about everyone, no one would speak to anyoneUndated

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 14 8 8.i33 If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you thereUndated

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 14 8 8.i34 It's not what you know, but who you knowUndated

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 14 8 8.i35 If you think education is expensive consider the cost of ignoranceUndated

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 14 8 8.i36 If you can't do good, don't do itUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i37 It ain't the years, it's the milesUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i38 If you carry a new-born calf a half mile everyday, you'll be able to carry it a half mile when it is fully grownUndated

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 14 8 8.i39 If you say your prayers, and believe in what you are about to do, it will always work outUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i40 I had no shoes and complained until I met a man who had no feetUndated

.4 (Items)

 14 8 8.i41 If you burn a candle too much at both ends, you will have a short wick very soon in lifeUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i42 If you mess with the bull, you get the hornsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i43 It is better to aim at the sun and miss, than to aim at a cow pie and hit itUndated

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 14 8 8.i44 It's better to be rich and famous than poorUndated

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 14 8 8.i45 It is better for a poor belly to burst, than for good food to go to wasteUndated

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 14 8 8.i46 If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it is yours; if it doesn't, it was never meant to be. (Persian)Undated

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 14 8 8.i47 "I can't" is a slugger too lazy to tryUndated

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 14 8 8.i48 It doesn't matter how early you get up, the sun still sets at the same timeUndated

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 14 8 8.i49 It is better to wear out than rust outUndated

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 14 8 8.i50 It is better to try and fail than not try at allUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i51 It's life and only lifeUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i52 If you're cross when you're hungry, you've got a Scottish stomachUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i53 It is better to hold on to something you know you have, than to give risk itUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i54 If you want to leave your footprints in the sands of time, you must wear the work bootsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i55 If love is a dream, then marriage is a nightmareUndated

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 14 8 8.i56 It's good to pick your friends but not to piecesUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i57 It never rains, but what it poursUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 8 8.i58 If you put your brains in a tea cup, they'd rattle around like marbles in a 2 qt. dipperUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 8 8.i59 If you can't run with the big dogs then stay on the porchUndated

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 14 8 8.i60 It's not making the mistake, it's how you face the problemUndated

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 14 8 8.i61 It's not dirty until it drops twiceUndated

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 14 8 8.i62 It's a great life if you don't weakenUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i63 If March comes in like a lion it will go out like a lambUndated

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 14 8 8.i64 If the rooster crows on the manure pile, then the weather will stay the way it isUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i66 It doesn't really matter that ye like it, 'tis only important that ye do itUndated

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 14 8 8.i67 If you don't go when you've got to go, when you go to go, you see you've already goneUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i68 If you need a helping hand, look at the end of your armUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i69 If you work diligently to sharpen steel, someday it will become a needleUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i70 If something seems too good to be true, it usually isUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i71 If you're careful and take good care of your equipment, you never get any new stuffUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i72 It's better to have it and not need it then need it and not have itUndated

.2 (Items)

 14 8 8.i73 Illness comes on a racehorse but departs on foot. Painful illnesses are less dangerous than painless onesUndated

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 14 8 8.i74 It is a greater compliment to be trusted than to be lovedUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i75 It is interesting that no one is completely useless even the worst of us can serve as a horrible exampleUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i76 If I keep a green bough in my heart, the singing bird will comeUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i77 It is easier to keep up than to catch upUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i78 It is impossible to burn a candle at both ends for a long timeUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i79 Industry keeps the mind clean and the body healthyUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i80 Ill wind blows no goodUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i81 Ignorance shuts its eyes and imagines it is rightUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i82 If you cry a lot you'll pee lessUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i83 It's better to dwell in the corner of an attic than with a contentious woman in a wide houseUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i84 If you don't know where you're going, then anyplace will doUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i85 It takes a big dog to weight a tonUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i86 If the balance of the world became upside down, it would make the speaker equal to the dumbUndated

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 14 8 8.i87 If you are about to die and have in your hand a seedling-plant itUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i88 In times of trouble the devil also eats fliesUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i89 If you can't be awinner, then make the fellow ahead break a recordUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i90 It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrongUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 8 8.i91 If you follow an ugly kid home from school, you'll find two ugly parentsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i92 It's always darkness before the dawnUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i93 If our parents don't ave childre, neither will youUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i94 It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dogUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i95 If something can go wrong, it willUndated

.2 (Item)

 14 8 8.i96 If you cannot be a star you need not be a cloudUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i97 If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anythingUndated

.3 (Items)

 14 8 8.i98 It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at allUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i99 If you can't build, don't knockUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i100 It's not how you fall, but how graceful you get upUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i101 If you would reap praise, you must sow the seeds; gentle words and useful deedsUndated

.1 (Item)

 14 8 8.i102 If you do what you should not, youmust bear what you would notUndated

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 14 8 8.i103 It is wise not to seek a secret, and honest not to reveal itUndated

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 14 8 8.i104 It takes two to discover truth; one to utter it, and the other to understand itUndated

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 14 8 8.i105 If you don't gamble you'll never winUndated

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 14 8 8.i106 I've seen many a ready Teddy become a ruined bruinUndated

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 14 8 8.i107 It's better to have a friend in Hell than to be a stranger in HeavenUndated

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 14 8 8.i108 If another man steps to a different drummer, let him step to the beat in which he hearsUndated

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 14 8 8.i109 It's not who you are, it's who you knowUndated

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 14 8 8.i110 If you don't like the weather now, wait five minutesUndated

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 14 8 8.i111 The innocent are always caught up in the punishment of the guiltyUndated

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 14 8 8.i112 If at first you don't succeed, try try again. See also: 5.5.22Undated

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 14 8 8.i113 It's a long, lonely road from the cradle to the graveUndated

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 14 8 8.i114 Ignore dull days, forget the showers, keep count of only shining hoursUndated

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 14 8 8.i115 If you can't run with the Big Dogs, stay on the porchUndated

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 14 8 8.i116 It's a long road without any turnsUndated

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 14 8 8.i117 If the wind ever stopped the people in Milford would fall downUndated

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 14 8 8.i118 It goes in one ear and out the otherUndated

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 14 8 8.i119 If you step on a cricket, you'll have a thousand and one to replace itUndated

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 14 8 8.i120 If you were young when you were old, and you were old when you were young, you would always be middle agedUndated

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 14 8 8.i121 If one is good, than more is betterUndated

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 14 8 8.i122 If your looking for something to turn up, try your sleeve!Undated

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 14 8 8.i123 If more men were self starters, fewer women would have to be cranksUndated

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 14 8 8.i124 I've saved some sunlight if you should ever need a place away from darknessUndated

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 14 8 8.i125 If you can smile at yourself in the morning the rest of the day is litUndated

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 14 8 8.i126 It's all over but the tearsUndated

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 14 8 8.i127 If you stay with fire you get burnedUndated

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 14 8 8.i128 I wouldn't crap you, your my favorite turdUndated

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 14 8 8.i129 It is better to have been burned than to have been hot at allUndated

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 14 8 8.i130 If a mans brain were bigger than his balls, there would be less writing on crap house wallsUndated

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 14 8 8.i131 If skirts keep getting shorter, and March winds don't behave, there'll be two more cheeks to powder, and one more place to shaveUndated

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 14 8 8.i132 It may be so, but I don't know, it sounds so very queerUndated

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 14 8 8.i133 I'm just a cock-eyed optimist, and yer jest plain cock-eyedUndated

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 14 8 8.i134 If you wallow in a pigpen, you will both get dirty but the pig will like itUndated

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 14 8 8.i135 It takes one to know oneUndated

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 14 8 8.i136 Idle hands are the devil's workshopUndated

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 14 8 8.i137 If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all be a bunch of fattiesUndated

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 14 8 8.i138 If a job is worth doing then it's worth doing well the first timeUndated

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 14 8 8.i139 It's where everybody knows everybody else's business and reads the papers only to see if they got caught at itUndated

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 14 8 8.i140 If at first you don't succeed, look at it this way-you failedUndated

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 14 8 8.i141 I think; therefore I amUndated

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 14 8 8.i142 It's better to be pissed off than be pissed onUndated

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 14 8 8.i143 In life you get one good dog, one good horse and one good wifeUndated

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 14 8 8.i144 It takes a lot of experience to make a lifeUndated

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 14 8 8.i145 In this life, you have no better...and damn few equalsUndated

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 14 8 8.i146 I can't is a slugger to lazy to tryUndated

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 14 8 8.i147 If you fail to plan, you plan to failUndated

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 14 8 8.i148 If the mountain won't come to Mohommad, then Mohommad will go to the mountianUndated

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 14 8 8.i149 If you don't have half your days work dont by 10 am you won't get the other half doneUndated

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 14 8 8.i150 I'm at a metallic age. I've got silver in my hair, gold in my teeth and lead in my rearUndated

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 14 8 8.i151 If you get two Swedes together they fight, if you get three or more they sing!Undated

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 14 8 8.i152 In like a lion, out like a lambUndated

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 14 8 8.i153 Forgiveness vs. PermissionUndated

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 14 8 8.i154 A PeanutUndated

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 14 8 8.i155 RaisinsUndated

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 14 8 8.i156 I have a dumb head but a smart stomacheUndated

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 14 8 8.i157 If you want something done, you've got to do it yourself!Undated

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 14 8 8.i158 If you don't like the weather now, wait five minutesUndated

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 14 8 8.i159 If you have slader to say about someone, write it near the shore's edge so that the water will wash it awayUndated

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 14 8 8.i160 It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to make it to heavenUndated

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 14 8 8.i161 If you set out on a journey of ten miles, remember that nine miles is only half-wayUndated

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 14 8 8.i162 It doesn't matter which rung of the ladder you are on, as long as you have leaned it against the right wallUndated

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 14 8 8.i163 If you're going to play, you've got to payUndated

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 14 8 8.i164 It's better to recieve than giveUndated

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 14 8 8.i165 It is better than a kick in the pants!Undated

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 14 8 8.i166 It you're looking, you'll never findUndated

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 14 8 8.i167 If you want to grow strong like Popeye, eat your spinichUndated

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 15 1 8.J1 Just between you, me, and the gatepost. (Folder 1)Undated

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 15 1 8.J2 Joy is not in things, it is in usUndated

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 15 1 8.J3 Just goes to show that you can't trust anyoneUndated

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 15 1 8.J4 Jealousy is hypocrisyUndated

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 15 1 8.J5 The joyfulness of man prolongeth his daysUndated

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 15 1 8.J6 The journey of a thousand miles starts with one stepUndated

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 15 1 8.J7 Just because there's snow on the rooftop doesn't mean there isn't a fire in the fireplaceUndated

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 15 1 8.J8 There's a Jack for every JillUndated

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 15 1 8.J9 A job worth doing is worth doing rightUndated

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 15 1 8.J10 Jack of all trades, master of noneUndated

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 15 1 8.J11 What's the difference between a good job and a bad job? Five minutesUndated

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 15 2 8.K1 Knowledge does not come in clean packages, nor does it easily fit into academic pigeonholes. (Folder 2)Undated

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 15 2 8.K2 Kissin' don't last, good cookin' doUndated

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 15 2 8.K3 Keep your eyes and ears open and your mouth shutUndated

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 15 2 8.K4 Kindness is like newly fallen snow- it covers everything it falls onUndated

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 15 2 8.K5 Keeping quiet is goldenUndated

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 15 2 8.K6 Kiss your mother with that mouth? Undated

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 15 2 8.K7 Keep your nose in your own business or you'll turn crazy as a duck on a frozen pondUndated

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 15 2 8.K8 Kill two birds with one stoneUndated

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 15 2 8.K9 Knowledge is one thing that doesn't become secondhanded when usedUndated

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 15 2 8.K10 Keep your shoulder to the wheel, your nose to the grindstone, your eyes on the ball. Now, try to work in that positionUndated

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 15 3 8.L1 Lazy people always have to work the hardest. (Folder 3)Undated

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 15 3 8.L2 A little bird told meUndated

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 15 3 8.L3 Little things please little mindsUndated

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 15 3 8.L4 Laziness, did I ever offend you, get up from my work to attend youUndated

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 15 3 8.L5 Life's a [expletive]Undated

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 15 3 8.L6 Lucky in cards, unlucky in loveUndated

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 15 3 8.L7 The long way is the short wayUndated

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 15 3 8.L8 The Lord protects little children, drunks and foolsUndated

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 15 3 8.L9 A lady is a lady no matter where she isUndated

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 15 3 8.L10 Life's a virgin. If it were a [expletive], it would be easyUndated

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 15 3 8.L11 Let your wind blow free wherever you be, for the want of a fart was the death of meUndated

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 15 3 8.L12 Long may your chimney smoke. (Scottish)Undated

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 15 3 8.L13 Little pictures have big earsUndated

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 15 3 8.L14 The Lord helps those who help themselvesUndated

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 15 3 8.L15 Life is longUndated

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 15 3 8.L16 Leaflets three, let it beUndated

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 15 3 8.L17 Lies have short legsUndated

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 15 3 8.L18 Look before you leapUndated

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 15 3 8.L19 Less said, less mendedUndated

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 15 3 8.L20 Life is what happens to you when you are making other plansUndated

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 15 3 8.L21 Like there isn't a pepper that isn't hot, there isn't a woman that isn't jealous of her husbandUndated

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 15 3 8.L22 Laugh and eat hearty, for we know not what the morrow may bringUndated

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 15 3 8.L23 (A) long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enoughUndated

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 15 3 8.L24 Life will either make you better or bitter and it better not make you bitterUndated

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 15 3 8.L25 (A) liar is a thief and a thief is a liarUndated

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 15 3 8.L26 Love wasn't put in your heart to stay, love isn't love 'til you give it awayUndated

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 15 3 8.L27 Learn by your mistakes, you will never live long enough to make all of themUndated

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 15 3 8.L28 Let there be many windows in your soul so that all the glory of the universe may beautify itUndated

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 15 3 8.L29 It's life and life onlyUndated

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 15 3 8.L30 If life gives you lemons, make lemonadeUndated

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 15 3 8.L31 Life passes through man, man does not pass through lifeUndated

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 15 3 8.L32 A little explained, a little endured, a little forgiven, the quarrel is curedUndated

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 15 3 8.L33 Life outside can be difficult, life within can be the way you want it, but life without you is no life at allUndated

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 15 3 8.L34 Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep aloneUndated

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 15 3 8.L35 Love is like a bee; it can light on a rose as well as a cow turdUndated

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 15 3 8.L36 Low to high, clear blue sky. High to low, look out belowUndated

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 15 3 8.L37 The laddies don't make passes at the lassies who wear glassesUndated

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 15 3 8.L38 Love your friends and love them well,but to your friends no secrets tell, for if your friends becomes your foe, your secrets everyone will knowUndated

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 15 3 8.L39 The less you bet, the more you lose when you winUndated

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 15 3 8.L40 Little ears have big earsUndated

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 15 3 8.L41 Life is God's gift to us; what we do with life is our gift to GodUndated

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 15 3 8.L42 Little boys that play with matches, wet their bedsUndated

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 15 3 8.L43 Lets go drink a few beers and make someting out of ourselvesUndated

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 15 3 8.L44 love is the feeling you feel when your feeling the feeling your feeling and want to feel it some moreUndated

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 15 3 8.L45 The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay, love isn't love until you give it awayUndated

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 15 3 8.L46 Love it or leave itUndated

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 15 3 8.L47 Life is a bowl of cherries, it's the pittsUndated

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 15 3 8.L48 The Lord gave us two ends- one to sit on, the other to think with. Success is determined by which end we use the most-heads you win, tails you loose Undated

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 15 3 8.L49 Life's toughUndated

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 15 3 8.L50 Life by the yard is hard by the inch it's a cinchUndated

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 15 3 8.L51 Love thy neighbor, but don't get caughtUndated

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 15 3 8.L52 Little pitchers have big eyesUndated

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 15 3 8.L53 Never lend your car, your guns, your camera and your women, in that orderUndated

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 15 3 8.L54 Learn to listen and listen to learnUndated

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 15 3 8.L55 Life is what you make itUndated

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 15 3 8.L56 Life is short, live it upUndated

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 15 3 8.L57 Locomotive is a crazy reason for doing itUndated

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 15 3 8.L58 Love is like the hour glass: as the heart falls the head emptiesUndated

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 15 3 8.L59 Look out for the tongue, it's in a wet place and it may slipUndated

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 15 3 8.L60 Let it rideUndated

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 15 3 8.L61 Life goes onUndated

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 15 3 8.L62 Lock the stable when the horse is goneUndated

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 15 3 8.L63 Love is like the hour glass, as the heart fills, the head emptiesUndated

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 15 3 8.L64 Labeling is disablingUndated

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 15 3 8.L65 Little kettles have big earsUndated

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 15 3 8.L66 Loose lips, sink shipsUndated

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 15 3 8.L67 The longest way around is the sweetest way homeUndated

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 15 3 8.L68 Laugh now, Cry laterUndated

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 15 3 8.L69 Lose your temper and you lose a friend; lie and lose yourselfUndated

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 15 3 8.L70 Live and let liveUndated

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 15 3 8.L71 Life without God is like an unsharpedned pencil, it has no pointUndated

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 15 4 8.M1 Mind your p's and q's. (Folder 4)Undated

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 15 4 8.M2 Monkey see, monkey doUndated

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 15 4 8.M3 Men are like streetcars: for every one you miss, there'll be another one along in fifteen minutesUndated

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 15 4 8.M4 The mantle of leadership is not the work (robe) of comfort but rather the robe of responsibilityUndated

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 15 4 8.M5 Make love not warUndated

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 15 4 8.M6 Marriage is not just finding the right person, it is being the right personUndated

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 15 4 8.M7 May there be just enough clouds in your life to cause a happy sunsetUndated

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 15 4 8.M8 May the road rise to meet youUndated

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 15 4 8.M9 Money is the root of all evilUndated

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 15 4 8.M10 Marriage is just like a hot shower, once you get in and get used to it, it's not so hotUndated

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 15 4 8.M11 The more you stir in [crap], the more it stinksUndated

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 15 4 8.M12 The measure of a man is how he treats those who can do him absolutely no goodUndated

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 15 4 8.M13 Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver, the other goldUndated

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 15 4 8.M14 The more you know, the more you know you don't knowUndated

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 15 4 8.M15 Many hands make light workUndated

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 15 4 8.M16 The mystery of life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experiencedUndated

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 15 4 8.M17 A man with a thick head makes for a thin conversationUndated

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 15 4 8.M18 A man works from sun to sun, but a woman's work is never doneUndated

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 15 4 8.M19 Make haste slowlyUndated

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 15 4 8.M20 Man who walks on hill is not on the levelUndated

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 15 4 8.M21 A mistake is evidence that someone triedUndated

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 15 4 8.M22 Marijuana is the only grass capable of mowing down the gardnerUndated

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 15 4 8.M23 Most people are in favor of progress, it's the changes they don't likeUndated

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 15 4 8.M24 Man proposes, God disposesUndated

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 15 4 8.M25 Misfortune never comes singleUndated

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 15 4 8.M26 Man who eats many prunes, sits on toilet for many moonsUndated

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 15 4 8.M27 A man convinced against his mill is of the same opinion stillUndated

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 15 4 8.M28 Morning glow brings bad weather, evening glow brings good weatherUndated

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 15 4 8.M29 A man who chops his own wood, gets warm twiceUndated

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 15 4 8.M30 My own teeth before my relativesUndated

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 15 4 8.M31 Men are beasts and not even beasts behave as they doUndated

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 15 4 8.M32 Don't make a mountain out of a mole hillUndated

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 15 4 8.M33 Mind over matter, if you don't mind, it won't matterUndated

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 15 4 8.M34 Where much is given, much is expectedUndated

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 15 4 8.M35 The more you procrastinate or wait, the more difficult the job becomesUndated

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 15 4 8.M36 Misery loves companyUndated

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 15 4 8.M37 Make your life such that in your last hour others are weeping and you're the only one without a tear to shedUndated

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 15 4 8.M38 (A) man without a temper is half a man , but a man who has a temper and can't control is no man at allUndated

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 15 4 8.M39 (A) man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weedsUndated

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 15 4 8.M40 Macaco velho nao pula no galho velho (An old monkey doesn't jump on an old tree limb; Brazilian)Undated

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 15 4 8.M41 Money is worth what good you can do with itUndated

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 15 4 8.M42 The most underdeveloped territory in the world is right under your hatUndated

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 15 4 8.M43 Many a truth is said in jestUndated

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 15 4 8.M44 Misery is being a honeybee that's allergic to pollenUndated

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 15 4 8.M45 Money doesn't buy happinessUndated

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 15 4 8.M46 The man who wakes up and finds himself fmaous hasn't been asleepUndated

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 15 4 8.M47 Men walk on the moon and wonder, children go to the circus and understandUndated

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 15 4 8.M48 Money isn't everything but it will do until something comes up betterUndated

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 15 4 8.M49 The measure of a man can be gauged by the depth of his heart, the extent of his love and the level of self masteryUndated

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 15 4 8.M50 Move your feet-lose your seatUndated

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 15 4 8.M51 Man is a strange animal. He goes to bed when he's not tired and gets up when he isUndated

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 15 4 8.M52 The more you stir a pile of manure, the more it stinksUndated

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 15 4 8.M53 A man with a new idea is a 'crank' until the idea succeedsUndated

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 15 4 8.M54 Many are called but few are frozenUndated

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 15 4 8.M55 Marriage is not a bed of rosesUndated

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 15 4 8.M56 Measure for measureUndated

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 15 4 8.M57 Men and women are what happened to little boys and girlsUndated

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 15 4 8.M58 May you all be in heaven and one half hour before the devil knows you're deadUndated

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 15 4 8.M59 A man without his word is nothingUndated

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 15 4 8.M60 A mans home is his castleUndated

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 15 4 8.M61 A man who chases two rabbits ends up hungryUndated

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 15 4 8.M62 My God be with you and bless youUndated

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 15 4 8.M63 Many people only go to church three times: when they're hatched, when they're matched, when they're dispatchedUndated

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 15 4 8.M64 Man in glass house beter not have neighbors who throw rocksUndated

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 15 4 8.M65 Money is lying in the street; one has only to know how to pick it upUndated

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 15 4 8.M66 Man who stumbles over same rock twice deserves to break neckUndated

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 15 4 8.M67 Men are womens play things; women are the devilsUndated

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 15 4 8.M68 Morality is that instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should actUndated

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 15 4 8.M69 Man who goes to be on spring, this spring, wake up next spring with off springUndated

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 15 5 8.N1 A new broom sweeps clean. (Folder 5)Undated

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 15 5 8.N2 No rest for the wickedUndated

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 15 5 8.N3 A nagging wife may save your lifeUndated

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 15 5 8.N4 Never say dieUndated

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 15 5 8.N5 Never hit your mother with a shovel . . Undated

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 15 5 8.N6 No brain, no painUndated

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 15 5 8.N7 Never judge a book by its coverUndated

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 15 5 8.N8 Never play leap frog with a unicornUndated

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 15 5 8.N9 Never assume things, it makes an ass out of u and meUndated

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 15 5 8.N10 Nature in the raw is seldom mildUndated

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 15 5 8.N11 Never put off tomorrow that what you can do todayUndated

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 15 5 8.N12 Never say never, you're not dead, yetUndated

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 15 5 8.N13 No matter how fast you walk you will never run away from timeUndated

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 15 5 8.N14 Never look a gift horse straight in the mouthUndated

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 15 5 8.N15 The way to be nothing is to do nothingUndated

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 15 5 8.N16 Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you careUndated

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 15 5 8.N17 No dear is big enough or important enough to jeopordize the life of another manUndated

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 15 5 8.N18 There's no harm in wantingUndated

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 15 5 8.N19 Nothing comes from dreaming but dreamsUndated

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 15 5 8.N20 A needle thief becomes a cow thiefUndated

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 15 5 8.N21 Never judge a man before his timeUndated

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 15 5 8.N22 Nothing in life is to be learned it is only to the understoodUndated

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 15 5 8.N23 Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasmUndated

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 15 5 8.N24 No act of kindness no matter how small, is ever wastedUndated

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 15 5 8.N25 No matter how thin you slice it, it's still bolognaUndated

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 15 5 8.N26 Near ink get black, near light be brightUndated

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 15 5 8.N27 From nothing comes nothingUndated

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 15 5 8.N28 No winter till the frost, no spring till the sunshine, no gladness till it is sharedUndated

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 15 5 8.N29 Never a borrower or a lender be, for borrowing dulls the edge of husbandryUndated

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 15 5 8.N30 Never pet a burning dogUndated

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 15 5 8.N31 No 'I' in teamUndated

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 15 5 8.N32 (It's) not a shame to be poor, it's just a little inconvenient at timesUndated

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 15 5 8.N33 Never insult an alligator until after you've crossed the riverUndated

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 15 5 8.N34 No matter where the body is the mind is free to go elsewhereUndated

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 15 5 8.N35 No one stands higher than one who stoops to help othersUndated

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 15 5 8.N36 No news is good newsUndated

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 15 5 8.N37 Now remember, if you give with a cheerful heart, it seems like it just comes right back with a dividendUndated

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 15 5 8.N38 It's not what you learn, it's what you rememberUndated

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 15 5 8.N39 Never say you can't play, say you're learningUndated

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 15 5 8.N40 Never a dull momentUndated

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 15 5 8.N41 No matter how thin you slice the cheese, there will always be two sidesUndated

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 15 5 8.N42 The nail that sticks out will be hammered downUndated

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 15 5 8.N43 No bad kids, just bad choicesUndated

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 15 5 8.N44 No pain, no painUndated

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 15 5 8.N45 Never argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experienceUndated

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 15 5 8.N46 Nothing is iimpossible for the person who doesn't have to do it himselfUndated

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 15 5 8.N47 Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake. I pray the Lord my soul to takeUndated

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 15 5 8.N48 Necessity is the mother of creationUndated

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 15 5 8.N50 No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsibleUndated

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 15 5 8.N51 Not your pig, not your problemUndated

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 15 5 8.N52 It takes pain to make gain/ No pain, no gainUndated

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 15 5 8.N53 No one will love you for how great you are, but for how great you make them feelUndated

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 15 5 8.N54 Never wait for it to rainUndated

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 15 5 8.N55 Nothing ventured, nothing gainedUndated

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 15 5 8.N56 Nice lid which suit with a crack potUndated

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 15 5 8.N57 Nice guys finish lastUndated

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 15 6 8.O1 Once in a while a blind pig will find an acorn. (Folder 6)Undated

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 15 6 8.O2 Only when you have crossed the river can you say the crocodile has a lump on his snout. (African)Undated

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 15 6 8.O3 One hand washes the otherUndated

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 15 6 8.O4 Old soldiers never die, young ones doUndated

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 15 6 8.O5 One's own country is a strawberry and other countries are blueberries. (Finnish)Undated

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 15 6 8.O6 Once a criminal, always a criminalUndated

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 15 6 8.O7 One who marrieth for love without money, hath good nights and sorry daysUndated

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 15 6 8.O8 Only those foolish enough to try, succeedUndated

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 15 6 8.O9 Of the passions of man, they aren't owned by understandingUndated

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 15 6 8.O10 The only thing that's free in this world, is worthless adviceUndated

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 15 6 8.O11 Once a job you have begun, do not stop until it's doneUndated

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 15 6 8.O12 The only difference between a wedding and a funeral is one personUndated

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 15 6 8.O13 Out of sight out of mindUndated

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 15 6 8.O14 Only a fool calls it luck when God gives him a breakUndated

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 15 6 8.O15 An open mind makes for a growing mindUndated

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 15 6 8.O16 One girl is a full day's work, two girls is a half day's work, and three girls is no work at allUndated

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 15 6 8.O17 An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cureUndated

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 15 6 8.O18 Only begun is half doneUndated

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 15 6 8.O19 Old enough to know better, yet young enough to do it againUndated

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 15 6 8.O20 Our minds are so crowded with what we have been told to look for that they have no room for accidental discoveriesUndated

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 15 6 8.O21 One can never be the judge of anothers griefUndated

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 15 6 8.O22 Ours' is not to reason why, just to doUndated

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 15 6 8.O23 One who follows the crowd usually gets no further than the crowdUndated

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 15 6 8.O24 An ounce of morning is worth a pound of afternoonUndated

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 15 6 8.O25 The only thing I know is I don't know nothin'Undated

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 15 6 8.O26 In order to lead an orchestra, you must first turn your back on the crowdUndated

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 15 6 8.O27 One sure way to get ahead is to get out of our own wayUndated

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 15 6 8.O28 (The) only thing that comes without effort is old ageUndated

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 15 6 8.O29 Old milklman don't die, they just fail to deliverUndated

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 15 6 8.O30 Only the guy who isn't rowing has time to rock the boatUndated

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 15 6 8.O31 An object in possession seldom retains the same charms it had when it was longed forUndated

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 15 6 8.O32 Opposites attractUndated

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 15 6 8.O33 Out of the frying pan and into the fireUndated

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 15 6 8.O34 Only two types of people wear their hats backwards, (explitve) suckers and welders. This ain't no machine shopUndated

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 15 6 8.O35 Once in a Blue MoonUndated

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 15 6 8.O36 The only time I open my mouth is to change feetUndated

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 15 6 8.O37 One of the best things that a man can have up his sleeves is a funny boneUndated

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 15 6 8.O38 One for sorrow, two for joyUndated

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 15 6 8.O39 On this marriage day, may you have the love of your children and of your children's children, and live in the grace of God foreverUndated

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 15 6 8.O40 Old runners never die, they just run awayUndated

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 15 6 8.O41 Old gardeners never die they just lose their bloomersUndated

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 15 6 8.O42 One foot in the door is better than two feet outsideUndated

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 15 6 8.O44 Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to decieveUndated

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 15 6 8.O45 Old foxes want no tutorsUndated

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 15 6 8.O46 Just take things one day at a timeUndated

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 15 7 8.P1 Practice makes perfect. (Folder 7)Undated

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 15 7 8.P2 Pretty is as pretty doesUndated

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 15 7 8.P3 Puppies smell their own tracks firstUndated

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 15 7 8.P4 Put something in your head, never mind what's on your backUndated

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 15 7 8.P5 People don't care how much you know, till they know how much you careUndated

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 15 7 8.P6 Patience is a rule of all waitingUndated

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 15 7 8.P7 A penny saved is a penny earnedUndated

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 15 7 8.P8 A person is only as good as their wordUndated

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 15 7 8.P9 A popular speaker must have a talent for wrapping the bitter facts of life in the bandages of soft illusionUndated

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 15 7 8.P10 Put sugar cubes on the window sill, one for a girl and two for a boyUndated

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 15 7 8.P11 Pride feeleth no painUndated

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 15 7 8.P12 Pain is inevitable, suffering is optionalUndated

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 15 7 8.P13 Person who kisses another with a fever gets a hot lipUndated

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 15 7 8.P14 Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understandingUndated

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 15 7 8.P15 Poor people have poor waysUndated

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 15 7 8.P16 Patience is a virtue possess it if you can. It is seldom found in women and never found in menUndated

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 15 7 8.P17 When your shoe is in a knot PATIENCE can untie it. Patience can do many things, have you ever tried it?Undated

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 15 7 8.P18 People are like a tug boat- they toot the loudest when they're in a fogUndated

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 15 7 8.P19 Pride goeth before a fallUndated

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 15 7 8.P20 Put sugar on what you say and salt on what you hearUndated

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 15 7 8.P21 Pray for a good harvest, but keep on plowingUndated

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 15 7 8.P22 People with glass houses shouldn't throw stones. See also: 5.5.5Undated

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 15 7 8.P23 Play with fire, you'll get burnedUndated

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 15 7 8.P24 Pure heart, pure mindUndated

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 15 7 8.P25 Of all prodigality, that of time is the worstUndated

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 15 7 8.P26 In prosperity, prepare for adversityUndated

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 15 7 8.P27 The pen is mightier than the swordUndated

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 15 7 8.P28 People are lonely because the waves taht shatter vesselsUndated

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 15 7 8.P29 People who are always late in keeping appointments should think where they would be if Noah had missed boatUndated

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 15 7 8.P30 Planned parenthood requires practiceUndated

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 15 7 8.P31 Pat a man on his back and his head will swellUndated

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 15 7 8.P32 A praying man on his knees sees more than a philosopher on his tip-toesUndated

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 15 7 8.P33 Plan your work and work your planUndated

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 15 7 8.P34 People have good sense unless they agree with usUndated

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 15 7 8.P35 Posessions and sleep won't bring sweet dreams, procastination and sleep won't bring sweet dreamsUndated

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 15 7 8.P36 Perfect is not perfectUndated

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 15 7 8.P37 Perfect preactice makes perfectUndated

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 15 7 8.P38 Poise in only raising your eyebrows on your first trip to a nudist campUndated

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 15 7 8.P39 Patience is virtueUndated

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 15 7 8.P40 People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridgesUndated

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 15 7 8.P41 Pudding rather than praiseUndated

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 15 7 8.P42 The peanut butter ruleUndated

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 15 7 8.P43 Play with Fire, You'll Pee the BedUndated

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 15 8 8.R1 (It is the) rock beneath the waves that shatters vessels. (Folder 8)Undated

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 15 8 8.R2 Remember who you areUndated

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 15 8 8.R3 Rules are for those who keep themUndated

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 15 8 8.R4 The river roars because it is carrying bouldersUndated

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 15 8 8.R5 Remember, if you [explicitive] in your mess-kit, you've got to eat out of it sooner or laterUndated

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 15 8 8.R6 A rolling stone gains no mossUndated

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 15 8 8.R7 Rise to the statue of your better selfUndated

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 15 8 8.R8 You reap what you sowUndated

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 15 8 8.R9 The race is not to the swift but to the sureUndated

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 15 8 8.R10 The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongueUndated

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 15 8 8.R11 Remember, it's a long road that doesn't turn?Undated

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 15 8 8.R12 The real in us is silent; the acquired is talkativeUndated

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 15 8 8.R13 A rule will ever be as hard as a wall, so if you don't want to break walls, don't break the rulesUndated

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 15 8 8.R14 Right as rainUndated

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 15 8 8.R15 Reach with caution, reach with care, cause what you seek may not be what's thereUndated

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 15 8 8.R16 Revenge is a dish best served coldUndated

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 15 8 8.R17 Right-I leave this rule for others when I am dead, be always right-the go aheadUndated

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 15 8 8.R18 Raindrops can't tell broadcloth from jeansUndated

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 15 8 8.R19 Run swiftly, but never so fast that he can't catch youUndated

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 15 8 8.R20 The real excitment of life is the everday feeling of beingUndated

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 15 8 8.R21 Rise up evry morning,not just now and then. Give that chicken fat back to the chicken and don't be chicken againUndated

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 15 8 8.R22 Right, wrongs no manUndated

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 15 8 8.R23 Rags to richesUndated

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 15 9 8.S1 Stitch in time saves nine. (Folder 9)Undated

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 15 9 8.S2 A setting hen lays no eggsUndated

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 15 9 8.S3 Save while you may; no morning sun lasts a whole dayUndated

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 15 9 8.S4 Still waters run deepUndated

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 15 9 8.S5 The squeaky wheel always gets the grease firstUndated

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 15 9 8.S6 She who indulges, bulgesUndated

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 15 9 8.S7 Sew on Sunday, pick every stitch out with your nose on Monday (in heaven)Undated

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 15 9 8.S8 Stomp out the fire that is burning the brightestUndated

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 15 9 8.S9 Smile and the world smiles with you, frown, and you frown aloneUndated

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 15 9 8.S10 She went through the forest and through the forest and ended up with a crooked stickUndated

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15 9 8.S11 Silence is golden. (See also: Speech 8.T6)Undated

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 15 9 8.S12 Stew in your own juicesUndated

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 15 9 8.S13 Smoke follows beautyUndated

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 15 9 8.S14 A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built forUndated

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 15 9 8.S15 [Crap] in one hand and wish in the other hand, see which one gets full firstUndated

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 15 9 8.S16 Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose itUndated

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 15 9 8.S17 Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the warUndated

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 15 9 8.S18 Silence is the place of tearsUndated

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 15 9 8.S19 Smile awhile and when you smile others smile, then there are mile and miles of smiles all because you smileUndated

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 15 9 8.S20 The show must go on, but you don't have to stay and watch itUndated

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 15 9 8.S21 Strike while the iron is hotUndated

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 15 9 8.S22 Split the difference and nail itUndated

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 15 9 8.S23 Some men are bigger, faster, and stronger; but no man has a corner on dreams, desire, or ambitionUndated

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 15 9 8.S24 Silence is deadlyUndated

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 15 9 8.S25 Save for a rainy dayUndated

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 15 9 8.S26 Six of one and half a dozen of the otherUndated

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 15 9 8.S27 Success is to do all you can without seeking fameUndated

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 15 9 8.S28 To sell a cat for a hareUndated

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 15 9 8.S29 Sorrows come to stretch out spaces in the heart for joyUndated

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 15 9 8.S30 Sing at the table, dance to bed, the devil will get you when you are deadUndated

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 15 9 8.S31 Show me someone who loses well and I'll show you a loserUndated

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 15 9 8.S32 The sleeping shrimp is swept away by the currentUndated

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 15 9 8.S33 Someone's got to bring home the baconUndated

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 15 9 8.S34 Sometimes when a man is in the public eye, he is just a cinderUndated

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 15 9 8.S35 Sweat never drowned no oneUndated

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 15 9 8.S36 See it to believe itUndated

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 15 9 8.S37 (A) smile increases your face valueUndated

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 15 9 8.S38 Success is failure turned inside outUndated

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 15 9 8.S39 Smile, it doesn't hurtUndated

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 15 9 8.S40 The smallest good deed is better than the greatest intentionUndated

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 15 9 8.S41 Sorrow is the son of loveUndated

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 15 9 8.S42 Shared joys are doubledUndated

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 15 9 8.S43 A smart girl is one who can hold a man at arm's length and not loose her grip on himUndated

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 15 9 8.S44 Silence means agreementUndated

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 15 9 8.S45 Sentiment won't feed your familyUndated

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 15 9 8.S46 Strange how much you've got to know before you know how little you knowUndated

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 15 9 8.S47 Smile; if the corners won't turn up, let the middle sagUndated

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 15 9 8.S48 Secret of happiness is not dong what one likes but what one has to doUndated

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 15 9 8.S49 A stiff (explicit) carries no conscienceUndated

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 15 9 8.S50 Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets youUndated

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 15 9 8.S51 Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave oneUndated

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 15 9 8.S52 Spare the rod, spoil the childUndated

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 15 9 8.S53 Some people thirst after knowledge, some people thirst after righteousness, but everyone thirsts after salty peanutsUndated

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 15 9 8.S54 Seven days with out chicken makes one weakUndated

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 15 9 8.S55 A smile is a crooked line tha tsets a lot of things straightUndated

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 15 9 8.S56 Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up toUndated

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 15 9 8.S57 Smile! If you cna't lift the corners, let the middle sagUndated

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 15 9 8.S58 Shit out of luckUndated

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 15 9 8.S59 Sweep around your own doorstep before you sweep around your neighborsUndated

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 15 9 8.S60 Spring is the time when men's thoughts turn to what women have been thinking all winter longUndated

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 15 9 8.S61 Stop whipping a dead horse and just replace itUndated

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 15 9 8.S62 She that sits and waits goes nowhereUndated

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 15 9 8.S63 Something old, something new, something barrowed, something blueUndated

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 15 9 8.S64 Show a dog a finger, and he wants the whole handUndated

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 15 9 8.S65 A still tongue makes a wise headUndated

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 15 9 8.S66 A stitch in time saves nineUndated

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 15 9 8.S67 Stealing a kiss may be larceny but sometimes it's grandUndated

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 15 9 8.S68 Some people walk faster than they runUndated

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 15 9 8.S69 Smile man, things could be worseUndated

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 15 9 8.S70 Some people are so fond of ill luck that they run half way to meet itUndated

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 15 9 8.S71 Set your sights farther than you can seeUndated

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 15 9 8.S72 Success is a journey, not a destinyUndated

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 15 9 8.S73 It takes a big dog to shit a tonUndated

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 15 9 8.S74 Something old, something new, make it over, make it doUndated

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 15 9 8.S75 When you listen to a speech, listen to the speech and not the speakerUndated

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 15 9 8.S76 There are just some things in this life you have to do even though you don't want to do itUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T1 They also serve who only stand and wait. (Folder 10)Undated

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 15.1 10 8.T2 Two small antelopes can beat a big oneUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T3 Too many cooks spoil the brothUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T4 There's more than one way to skin a catUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T5 There is some good in the worst of us and some bad in the best of us; so it doesn't behoove any of us to talk about the rest of usUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T6 Talking is silver; silence is gold. (German) (See also: 8.S11)Undated

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 15.1 10 8.T7 Two's company, three's a crowdUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T8 Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you areUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T9 To make a friend you first have to be a friendUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T10 They are frogs of the well. (East Indian)Undated

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 15.1 10 8.T11 That saves the headache. (German)Undated

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 15.1 10 8.T12 There is little chance for people to get together as long as most of us want to be in the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the middle of the roadUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T13 That's the way the cookie crumblesUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T14 Three sheets to the wind (Irish)Undated

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 15.1 10 8.T15 The game's not over until the fat lady singsUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T16 Take a lazy man's load and drop half of itUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T17 Take care of the pennies, and the dollars take care of themselvesUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T18 This too shall passUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T19 Today's mighty oak is merely yesterday's little nut that managed to hold its groundUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T20 Three times a bridesmaid, never a brideUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T21 Those who live by the number, die by the number tooUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T22 Though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the seaUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T23 Tell me, I'll forget, show me, I might remember, but involve me, and I'll understandUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T24 This world, then the next, then the Women RuleUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T25 Triumph is simply adding a little "umph" to tryUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T26 Those who talk by the mile and listen by the inch need to be dealt with by the footUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T27 Tough times never last, but tough people doUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T28 There's two sides to every boatUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T29 There's a difference between scratching your bum and tearing it apartUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T30 There's no hurry; if ya get a good mate, you're paid for waiting; if ya get a bad one, ya get married soon enoughUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T31 Treat your wife like a thoroughbred and she will never become an old nagUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T32 That's just water under the bridgeUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T33 The first time someone makes you look foolish and does you a bad turn, it's their fault. The second time they do it, it's your faultUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T34 To become successful, you must develop the habit of doing what you ought to do, whether you want to or notUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T35 To have a friend is a sweet responsibilityUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T36 There's a little bit of truth in every jokeUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T37 Those who throw mud quickly lose groundUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T38 Take anything you can get for free and then ask for moreUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T39 The only stable condition of life that can be depended on is instabilityUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T40 There are two freedoms: the false one where one is free to do what he likes, and the true where one is free to do what he oughtUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T41 Tow the lineUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T42 That's the way the ball bouncesUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T43. That's the way the Mercedes BenzUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T44 That's the way Ben gets gayUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T45 There's always another bus around the cornerUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T46 Too many irons in the fireUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T47 The road to hell is paved with good intentionsUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T48 Tell me with whom you associate, then I will tell you who you areUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T49 Things you hear are never as interesting as the things you over hearUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T50 Those who don't care, don't getUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T51 Two wrongs don't make a rightUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T52 There's a time and a place for everythingUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T53 I will think about it tomorrow, for tomorrow is another dayUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T54 Too many cheifs and not enough indiansUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T55 Too much luck means you're not tryingUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T56 The only thing you can't do is what you don't tryUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T57 The man who says just what he thinks should thinkUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T58 To get results or roses, you have to really digUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T59 Take the time to stop and smell the flowersUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T60 The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocketUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T61 Those who strive shall obtainUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T62 It takes two to tangoUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T63 Time builds a castle and also demolishes itUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T64 Three generations from shirt sleeve to shirt sleeveUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T65 To it, to it, and to it, at it, at it, and at it, if you never get to it, you'll never get at itUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T66 Tell me and I'll forget, show me and I may not remember, involve me and I'll understandUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T67 There are many paths to the top of Mount FujiUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T68 To everyone a little rain must fallUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T69 There's many a slip between the cup and the lipUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T70 Talk is cheapUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T71 Two people can do anything as long as one of them is GodUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T72 There are no atheists in foxholesUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T73 There's no such thing as a sure bet, unless the bet itelf is fixedUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T74 There is a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance. . . (Emerson quote)Undated

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 15.1 10 8.T75 Tact is the unsaid part of what you thinkUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T76 To be last and not try is to be a loser, to be last and try is commendableUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T77 Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselvesUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T78 There is no future in any job, only the man who holds itUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T79 To each his ownUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T80 To be interested, make one interestingUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T81 Time is like a sword; if you don't it, it will cut youUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T82 True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessfulUndated

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 15.1 10 8.T83 Truth rings as clear to the heart as fine crystals does to the earUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W26 Watch where you're walking, you might find somethingUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W32 When the rooster sits on the top of the manure pile, the weather changes or it stays the same. (Swiss)Undated

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 15.1 12 8.W39 When it rains it poursUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W48 When the going gets tough, the tough get goingUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W49 Don't work hard, work well. Then work won't be so hardUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W50 When a fellow begins to understand that he doesn't understand, he's beginning to understandUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W51 When everybody thinks alike, nobody thinks very muchUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W55 The words you speak are not expensive to buy, choose your words so all will feel like kings in their heartsUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W56 When the water gets to your knees, runUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W57 When you hoot with the owls, you've got to learn to soar with the eaglesUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W58 What's bred in the bone comes out in the fleshUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W59 Whoever gives away his wealth will be honored, but whoever gives away his self-respect will be despisedUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W60 A wise man speaks from experienceUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W61 Where there's smoke there's fireUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W62 What's sauce for the goose, is sauce for the ganderUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W63 What you don't know you can always learnUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W64 Willful waste makes woeful wantUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W65 Wisdom knows what to do nextUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W66 We never enjoy sunshine unless we have been in the darkUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W67 We learn wisdom better from failure than from successUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W68 The whiter the bread, the sooner you're deadUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W69 The whiter the bread, the sooner you're deadUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W70 Weight broke the wagon downUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W71 We judge both right and wrong, we search for what has gone, we learn when it's too late, we answer love with hateUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W72 What seems to be a blessing may be a curse and what seems to be a curse may be a blessing. Undated

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 15.1 12 8.W73 What doesn't kill you will only make you stronger. Undated

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 15.1 12 8.W74 When it gets dark enough we will see the starsUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W75 Whip it. Whip it goodUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W76 What does this have to do with your eternal salvation?Undated

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 15.1 12 8.W77 Winners make it happen, losers let it happenUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W78 When the apple is ripe it will fallUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W79 What a man thinks of himself, dtermines or rather indicates his fateUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W80 When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'Undated

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 15.1 12 8.W81 Where ever thou art, act well thy partUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W82 When you point your finger at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at yourselfUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W83 What deep wounds were closed without a scar?Undated

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 15.1 12 8.W84 Wish not so much to live long, as to live wellUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W85 Well done is better than well saidUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W86 Wrinkles indicate where smiles have beenUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W87 We always hurt the ones we loveUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W88 What the eyes don't see the heart won't grieveUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W89 We are never so happy nor so unhappy as we imagineUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W90 We would rather speak ill of ourselves than not talk about ourselves at allUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W91 What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for othersUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W92 Whether you think you can or you can't, you're rightUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W93 Work before pleasureUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W94 Winners never quit and quitters never winUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W95 Wine is fine , but liquor's quickerUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W96 What goes up as fog, comes down as rainUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W97 Who said life was fair?Undated

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 15.1 12 8.W98 When I die, I'll have 'em bury my face down 'cause now it's the world's turn to kiss my (explitive)Undated

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 15.1 12 8.W99 When I grew up, I always wanted to be baker but I didn't have any doughUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W100 When you feel like the morning after the night before, but you haven't been anywhereUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W101 What a rat raceUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W102 A whistling girl and a crowing hen will always come to some bad endUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W103 Wining by dirty play is bad, but losing by clean play is worseUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W104 What you see is what you get and what you don't is better yetUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W105 With friends like you who needs enemiesUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W106 What the Lord has forgotten you can fill up with cottonUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W107 When it's time to pray, I bow my head and say, thank you god for everything, this happy, happy, day, AmenUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W108 Women like a strong, silent man. They thinkUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W109 When you're old and sewing up britches, remember me bewtween the stitches

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 15.1 12 8.W110 When your mother tells you to jump, you ask how high on the way upUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W111 What's not in your head's in your feetUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W112 What a child says, he has learned at homeUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W113 With one it can be done, with two you can do, with three stay where you beUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W114 When a house is filled with dread, place the beds head to headUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W115 When life gies you lemons make lemonaidUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W116 When in deep water a great deal depends upon keeping your mouth shutsUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W117 What is popular is not always right, and what is right is not always popularUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W118 Well begun is half doneUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W119 When God closes a door, he opens a windowUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W120 A wise man once said about a teenage boy, when he reaches 13 years then put him in a barrel and feed him through the bung hole and when he reaches 16 plug up the bung hole Undated

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 15.1 12 8.W121 Work hard, play harderUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W122 Women: you can't live with them; and you can't live without themUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W123 We get too soon old, and too late smartUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W124 The wall has a mouse and the mouse has earsUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W125 The worst thing about hell will be that you'll have to phone ahead for a reservationUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W126 When it falls it falls butter side downUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W127 When your children are young your troubles are fewUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W128 When at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammerUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W129 A women without a man is like fish without a bicycleUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W130 When a fellow shuts his eyes to temptation he ought to be sure he isn't winkingUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W131 Obey your child when you get oldUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W132 What you are, what you're going to be is a choice, You choose to win or loseUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W133 Winning isn't everything, it's the only thingUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W134 When you do what I say, I can deny you nothingUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W135 We'll live to then and tehn we'll seeUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W136 What the mind does not know the eyes cannot seeUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W137 Worry is interest paid before it's dueUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W138 Be careful for what you wish for, it may come trueUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W139 What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mineUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W140 When there is hunger, there is no hard breadUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W141 We see things not as they are, but as we areUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W142 Whatever floats your boatUndated

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 15.1 12 8.W143 Win if you can, cheat if you mustUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y1 You must learn to crawl before you learn to walk. (Folder 13)Undated

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 15.1 13 8.Y2 You can't play in a pigsty without getting something on youUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y3 You marry whom you dateUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y4 You never miss the water until the well runs dryUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y5 You can't tell the depth of the well by the handle on the pumpUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y6 You can't win them allUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y7 You said it, not meUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y8 You can't get blood out of a turnipUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y9 You can't learn any (no) youngerUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y10 You can't cross the river if you don't swim the tideUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y11 You grow up carrying the calfUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y12 You can't stop a bird from landing on your head, but you can stop it from laying an egg thereUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y13 You can count the number of seeds in an apple, but you can't count the number of apples in a seedUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y14 You made your bed, now lie in itUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y15 You can't teach an old dog new tricksUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y16 You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegarUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y17 You're never more serious than when you are jokingUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y18 You snooze, you lose. See also: 6.7.9.3.327Undated

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 15.1 13 8.Y19 You shouldn't get in the water until you know how to swimUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y20 You only live onceUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y21 You can't milk a bullUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y22 You should treat your woman like you treat yourselfUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y23 You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your prince. See also: 6.7.15.18Undated

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 15.1 13 8.Y24 Your attitude can make or break everything you do. Life can be good, bad or in between, it is all up to youUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y25 Your faith in the future is your most valuable assetUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y26 You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's earUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y27 You've got to change with the times, unless you're big enough to change the timesUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y28 You don't need to eat butter and meat at the same mealUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y29 You've got a hard row to hoeUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y30 Young folk ought to know that we old folk know more about being young than they know about being oldUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y31 You can eat an elephant if you eat him in small enough bitesUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y32 You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's earUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y33 You might be on the right track, but if you just sit there you'll get run overUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y34 You can get more with a kind word and a knife than you can with just a bribeUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y35 You never get a second chance to make a good first impressionUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y36 You can't kill a drunk IndianUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y37 You are what you eatUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y38 You can't roll someone to the other side of the river without getting there yourselfUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y39 You can't get blood from a rockUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y40 You get out of something what you put inUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y41 You may forget those with whom you have laughed, but never forget those with whom you have weptUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y42 You can't wake a person who is pretending to sleepUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y43 Yard by yard life is very hard, inch by inch it's a cinchUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y44 Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope. Today is getting from one to the other as best we canUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y45 You will become as small as your controlling desire, or as great as your dominant aspirationUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y46 You were talking when you should have been listeningUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y47 You can hold a mannerism but you must chisel a characterUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y48 Ye who never made a mistake never made a discoveryUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y49 You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's noseUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y50 You can be sure of anything but only of dying and taxesUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y51 You should never slap a child in the face, Mother Nature provides a better placeUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y52 You can spit in one hand and wish in the other and then see which one fills up fasterUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y53 You can be a big fish in a little pond or a little fish in a big pondUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y54 You have splinters in the windmill of your mindUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y55 You can always read the menu, but you can't always afford the mealUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y56 Youth is the best time to be rich and the best time to be poorUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y57 You can't wade through the pig pen without getting mud on your feetUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y58 You've got to pay the fiddler if you're going to danceUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y59 You're not born butches and allUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y60 You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boyUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y61 You don't learn anything the second time that you're kicked by a muleUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y62 You're treading on my soul, about four feet too deepUndated

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 15.1 13 8.Y63 You can predict when water will boil but you can't predict when a man willUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y64 You've bitten off more than you can chewUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y65 You can dish it out but you can't take itUndated

.2 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y66 You can't count the apples in a seed even though you can count the seeds in an appleUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y67 You can chose your associates and your friends but you can't chose your relativesUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y68 You may shoot what you eat, but you better eat what you shootUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y69 If you wake up over fifty, and nothing hurts, you must be deadUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y70 You can't make an omlete without breaking a few eggsUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y71 You can either be a big fish in a small pond, or a small fish in a big pondUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y72 You can't tell a book by it's coverUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y73 You can't polish a turdUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y74 You can't even eat snow anymoreUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y75 You can tell you're getting old when you sit in the rocking chair and you can't get it startedUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y76 You can't hoot with the owls and soar with the eaglesUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y77 You can take the day off but you can never put it backUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y78 You determine your own destinyUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y79 You can't make minds meet by bumping your heads togetherUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y80 You aren't a rider until you've had a hundred fallsUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y81 You're only young onceUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y82 You can't tell by the looks of the frog how far he can jumpUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y83 Your flowers will never bloom unless they have sunlightUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y84 You'll always miss 100% of your shots, if you don't take emUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y85 You always keep what you give awayUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y86 You are just as good as everyone else and better than mostUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 13 8.Y87 You've got champagne tast on a beer budgetUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 14 8.0 Miscellaneous 15.1 14 8.0.1 Collection of proverbsUndated

.2 (Items)

 15.1 14 8.0.2 Pennsylvania proverbs and expressionsUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 14 8.0.3 37 Proverbs from the NetherlandsUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 14 8.0.4 Dieting proverbsUndated

.1 (Item)

 15.1 14 8.0.5 There are four kinds of people in the world; those that know not and know they know not, those that know not and know not that they know not, those that know and know not that they know, and those that know and know they knowUndated

.1 (Item)

 9. Proverbial Comparisons 16 1 9.1 Folk Similes (comparisons using "like" or "as") 16 1 9.1.1 Like a dog in a manger (cat show). Undated

.2 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.2 Like a bull in a china shopUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 1 9.1.3 That went over like a screen door on a submarineUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 1 9.1.4 Out like a lightUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 1 9.1.5 As dead as a doornailUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.6 As busy/jump as a cat on/ trying to [crap] on a (hot) tin roofUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.7 She looks like she's been whipped with an ugly stickUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 1 9.1.8 As ugly as death on a pogo stickUndated

.9 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.9 Opinions are like Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 1 9.1.10 As useless as teats on a boar hogUndated

.21 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.11 As clumsy as a bear cub trying to . . Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 1 9.1.12 Like the pot calling the kettle blackUndated

.10 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.13 As purdy (pretty) as a speckled pupUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.14 As graceful as a pregnant high-jumperUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.15 Water is to fire as absence is to loveUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 1 9.1.16 Fine as frog hairUndated

.5 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.17 Love is like a potato salad; share it and you have a picnicUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.18 Life is likeUndated

.7 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.19 Beat you like a step-childUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 1 9.1.20 We're off like the wet mother henUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 1 9.1.21 Stuck like a pig in a pokeUndated

.7 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.22 Shiny as a Undated

.2 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.23 Love is like a lizard, it winds itself around your heart then nibbles on your gizzardUndated

.5 (Items)

 16 1 9.1.24 That went through ___, like a dose of salt through a widow womanUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.25 There's no fool like an old foolUndated

.3 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.26 Your essay should be like a girl's mini-skirt, long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interestingUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.27 Stuck like hooky-bob flies on a swamp hog's backUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 2 9.1.28 Love is like manure, you can't spread it without getting some on youUndated

.10 (Items)

 16 2 9.1.29 Came out smelling like a rose on that dealUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.30 Girls are like seagulls, the more you feed them, the more they crap on youUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.31 As excited as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairsUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.32 Getting a kiss from a girl is like getting pickles from a bottle. After the first one, the rest come easyUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.33 Wild as farts in a bottleUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 2 9.1.34 So hungry, I feel like a gutted snowbirdUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.35 As much as a pig likes slopUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.36 You're as slow as molassesUndated

.10 (Items)

 16 2 9.1.37 Colder than a well digger's [butt] in AlaskaUndated

.7(Items)

 16 2 9.1.38 Slow as a feather floating through the airUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 2 9.1.39 Like a mad God after a LamaniteUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.40 Go over like a pregnant pole vaulterUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.41 Nervous as a pregnant nun in churchUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.42 Cold as a tin john in an iglooUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 2 9.1.43 Cold as a fart in a dead EskimoUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.44 Rain like a cow peeing on a flat rock. (Precipitating like a bovinus domesticus urinating on a flat geological specimen.)Undated

.5 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.45 Piss like a Russian/rushin' racehorse

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.46 Useless as tits on a nun/balls on a priestUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.47 That's as old as the hills and twice as dustyUndated

.8 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.48 Worrying is like a rocking chair, it takes up time, but gets you no whereUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.49 As raw as bloody bones on a pirate shipUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.50 Like a fart on a pump handleUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.51 Women are like tea bags, you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot waterUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.52 Like a fox's [butt] in pokeberry timeUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.53 As funny as unloading a truck of dead babies with a pitchforkUndated

.1

 16 3 9.1.54 As sharp as a wet cornflakeUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.55 Your about as funny as a rubber crutchUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.56 As dry as a lizard's trackUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.57 Lovely as a day in MayUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.58 Sweet as honeyUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.59 Happiness is like a butterfly that lands on your shoulder when you least expect itUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.60 As clean as a crow's nestUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.61 One sounds like a cow pulling its foot out of the mudUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.62 Easy as duck soupUndated

.3 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.63 Slick as a whistleUndated

.7 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.64 Grinnin' like a jackass eatin' briarsUndated

.4 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.65 As nervous as a whore in churchUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.66 Tastes like Indians camped in it and left their buffalo chip fire behindUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.67 Useless as airbrakes on a jackassUndated

.5 (Items)

 16 3 9.1.68 Giving birth is like pulling a football through a garden hoseUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.69 Ugly as a sack ofUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 3 9.1.70 Useless as tits on an ax handleUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.71 Hungry as a bitch wolf with a batch of pupsUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.72 Happy as a clamUndated

.4 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.73 Like putting a funnel in your mouth and running into the windUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.74 I'm as Irish as Paddy Murphy's pigUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.75 The mind is like a parachute, it functions only when openUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.76 Go over like a lead balloonUndated

.4 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.77 Ugly as a mud fence patched with poly wogsUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.78 Looks like she was the goalie for a dart teamUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.79 Looks like she got in a spoon fight and everyone else had forksUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.80 That went as far as kicking cheesecloth under waterUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.81 Nervous as a fart on a hot skilletUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.82 Slick as snot on a doorknob. (See also: 6.1.20c)Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.83 Just like a horse turd, always in the roadUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.84 You lie like a rugUndated

.3 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.85 As black as Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.86 Like a bat out of hellUndated

.4 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.87 Has a voice like a file rubbing against a block of cementUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.88 That stands out like a turkey [crap] on a pump handleUndated

.1 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.89 Fat as butterUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.90 Running around like a chicken with its head cut offUndated

.4 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.91 As idle as a painted ship on a painted oceanUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.92 You look (like) you've been dragged through a sick cow backwardsUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.93 Phoney asUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.94 Scarce as hen's teethUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.95 It's like wipin' your [butt] with a hoop, there's no endUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.96 This road is crooked as a dogs hind legUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.97 If her brain was put on a pin head it would look like a BB rolling down a six lane highwayUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.98 You're as dumb as a trainUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.99 Having long hair...Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.100 Sharp asUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.101 Dizzy as a batUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.102 Just like a fart in a hot skilletUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.103 Leading honors students is much like herding a group of catsUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.104 You are as handy as mittens on a bear cubUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.105 Busy as a one legged man in a rear-end kicking contestUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.106 Smells like a Hindu gym shoeUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.107 Like putting nylons on a hippoUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.108 It's like a T-shirt on a roadrunnerUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.109 Sly as a foxUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.110 Like putting sugar on a horse turd to make it taste betterUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.111 Subtle as a freight trainUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.112 You look like you're standing around waiting to be milkedUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.113 You'll last as long as a snowball in hell when you get to collegeUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.114 Dry as a boneUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 4 9.1.115 Cold as blue blazesUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.116 Colder than a fart in a fogUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.117 Slower than the seven year's itchUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.118 Shinier than a (racial explicit)'s heelUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.119 Hotter than a pistolUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.120 Funny as a rubber crutchUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.121 You are as independent as a hog on iceUndated

.3 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.122 You could be replaced by a disconnected push buttonUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.123 Happy as a pig in crapUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.124 Easy as pieUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.125 That last joke was a funny as a fart in a space suitUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.126 I'm so hungry I could eat the brown ring out of a black bean's buttUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.127 As ugly as pea green over purpleUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.128 Stick like crap to a wool blanketUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.129 Rougher than my grandma's buttUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.130 Full as a tickUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.131 Thick as thievesUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.132 Busy as a beeUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.133 That's like finding a needle in a haystackUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.134 Warm as a turnup in a bedrollUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.135 Hotter than a withes titUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.136 As long as a polygamist clotheslineUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.137 You were driving as fast as the will tails of hellUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.138 You're about as funny as a buggy full of dead babiesUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.139 As cold as a withces titUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.140 Your teeth are like the starts, they come out at nightUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.141 It shines like a pearl on a black cat's (explitive)Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.142 Flatter than a squaw trackUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.143 Works like a charmUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.144 Your breath smells as bad as 10,0000 armadillos on a fast day after a foot raceUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.145 He's built like a brick (crap) houseUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.146 Man guy, I promise ya, I'm sweating like a black man writing a checkUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.147 My eyes feel like two burnt hole in an army blanket lying on a snow bankUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.148 It's like jamming your thumb playing ballUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.149 Campers on Bear Lake are thicker than flies on crapUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.150 As hot as Dutch LoveUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.151 The difference between a Mormon and a Catholic is as plain as black and whiteUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.152 Only as big as a pint of saltUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.153 I'm as hungry as a (female) wolf with a litter of pupsUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.154 Slower than cold tar running uphill in the middle of DecemberUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.155 That's hotter than a three dollar pistolUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.156 As fine as frog's hairUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.157 You're as dizzy as a batUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.158 That's about as funny as a screen door on a submarineUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.159 Colder than a depot stoveUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.160 Thats about as funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea wardUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.161 As phoney as a three dollar billUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.162 That last one was about as funny as a porcupine in a balloon factoryUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.163 As long as a polygamist clotheslineUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.164 It stunk so bad it would knock a turd off a gut wagonUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.165 As funny as a trampoline in a traction wardUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.166 As funny as a bubble gum machine in a lock jaw wardUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.167 Run like the windUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.168 Busy as a beaverUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.169 Tough as sole leatherUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.170 Quick as a foxUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.171 Run like a deerUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.172 As fair as a roseUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.173 Pretty as a pictureUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.174 Homely as a mud henUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.175 Slow as cold tarUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.176 Fast as greased lightningUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.177 Fat as a pigUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.178 Thin as a railUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.179 Sharp as a tackUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.180 Smooth as silkUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.181 Dull as an axeUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.182 Tall as a giantUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.183 Tight as a drumUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.184 Neater'n a big dogUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.185 Light as a featherUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.186 Hungry as a bearUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.187 Sleepy as an owlUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.188 Bright as a starUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.189 She is ugly as sinUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 4 9.1.190 You just got to let it roll off you like water on a wet duckUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 5 9.1.0 Miscellaneous Folk Similes (comparisons using "like" or "as") 16 5 9.1.0.1 Collection of folk similes Undated

.5 (Item)

 16 6 9.2. Folk Metaphor 16 6 9.2.1 Hotter thanUndated

.15 (Items)

 16 6 9.2.2 She could talk the pants off a billy goatUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 6 9.2.3 So tightUndated

.6 (Items)

 16 6 9.2.4 So shortUndated

.4 (Items)

 16 6 9.2.5 So cross-eyedUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 6 9.2.6 So unskilled. . . Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 6 9.2.7 More troubles than Carter had seed oatsUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 6 9.2.8 So hungryUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 6 9.2.9 So stupidUndated

.11 (Items)

 16 6 9.2.10 Worked harder than Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 6 9.2.11 Colder thanUndated

.35 (Items)

 16 7 9.2.12 So tall Undated

.2 (Items)

 16 7 9.2.13 Darker thanUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 7 9.2.14 Smarter thanUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 7 9.2.15 It stunk so bad it would knock a turd off a gut wagonUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 7 9.2.16 Slower than Undated

.14 (Items)

 16 7 9.2.17 Drier than Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 7 9.2.18 So dry in Southern Utah, there are seventeen-year-old frogs there that don't know how to swimUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 7 9.2.19 Couldn't whip [anything] with an eggbeaterUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 7 9.2.20 Lower thanUndated

.5 (Items)

 16 7 9.2.2l Couldn't beat his way out of a paper bag. Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 7 9.2.22 He is a few bricks shy of a loadUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 7 9.2.23 In the shake of a lamb's tailUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 7 9.2.24 Shot at and missed, [crapped] on and hitUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.25 Hell is when what you are meets with what you could have beenUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.26 Hit so hard you're going to wind up in the middle of next weekUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.27 So ugly. . . See also: 6.3.1.28Undated

.14 (Items)

 16 8 9.2.28 So scaredUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 8 9.2.29 Gone like dog [crap] in a sticker patchUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.30 Meaner than Undated

.2 (Items)

 16 8 9.2.31 Not strong enough to pull yer hat offUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.32 Happier thanUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.33 He's so black he's blurpleUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.34 Snow is the peanut butter of nature, it's crunchy, kids love it, it also sticks to the roof of your houseUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.35 Better than Undated

.2 (Items)

 16 8 9.2.36 So smallUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 8 9.2.37 Quicker than Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.38 Had dysentery so bad that he couldUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.39 Drunker than Undated

.3 (Items)

 16 8 9.2.40 Higher than Undated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.41 Not worth a tinker's curse/damUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 8 9.2.42 So surprised heUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.43 Stronger thanUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 8 9.2.44 Dumber thanUndated

.5 (Items)

 16 8 9.2.45 So coldUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.46 Yo mommaUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.47 Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool tableUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.48 Uglier than a mud fence in a rainstormUndated

.4 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.49 She doesn't have both oars in the waterUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.50 He has a screw looseUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.51 She has cobwebs in the atticUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.52 You look like the south end of a northbound duckUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.53 When he blew his nose, he blew so hard his brains came out tooUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.54 So madUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.55 [Going to the bathroom] in tall cotton and wiping your [butt] on the leavesUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.56 Tighter than Undated

.2 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.57 Busier than Undated

.2 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.58 Laughing until the cows come homeUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.59 Blacker thanUndated

.8 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.60 So slowUndated

.2 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.61 So badUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.62 Slicker thanUndated

.7 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.63 Funnier thanUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.64 So poorUndated

.4 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.65 Uglier thanUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.66 Strong enoughUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.67 So mean he could eat the legs off a ratUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.68 Madder thanUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.69 He has the wit of a dead dogUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.70 That thing couldn't spin its wheels going up a hill in a snow stormUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.71 Fish, cut bait or go ashoreUndated

.2 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.72 It's so dry in Arizona that when the dew was sent to be analyzed it registered 30% moistureUndated

.1 (Item)

 16 9 9.2.73 Nuttier than a fruitcakeUndated

.3 (Items)

 16 9 9.2.74 Knee high to a grasshopperUndated

.3 (Item)

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 16 9 9.2.76 Not worth a pinch of [crap]Undated

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 16 9 9.2.78 You are so tough your spit even bouncesUndated

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 16 9 9.2.79 You're fuller than Tut Larson when he drank a barrel of beerUndated

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 16 9 9.2.80 The wind's blowing so hard it could blow links off a logging chain! Undated

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 16 9 9.2.81 Boy, it's colder than a tin toliet in the Yukons! Undated

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 16 9 9.2.82 Nastier than cat peeUndated

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 16 9 9.2.83 Thinner than magpie shit on a telephone poleUndated

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 16 9 9.2.84 Crookeder than a dogs hind legUndated

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 16 9 9.2.85 They will be busier than a cranberry merchantUndated

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 16 9 9.2.86 Wilder than a march hareUndated

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 16 9 9.2.87 Leaders are like eaglesUndated

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 16 9 9.2.89 Man is like a postage stampUndated

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 16 9 9.2.90 Words run faster than horsesUndated

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 16 10 9.0 Miscellaneous 16 10 9.0.1 Preach hellfire and damnationUndated

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 16 10 9.0.2 He'll stay around until the last dog is hungUndated

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 16 10 9.0.3 Straight from the horse's mouthUndated

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 16 10 9.0.4 Hold your horsesUndated

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 16 10 9.0.5 I haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate my little brotherUndated

.4 (Items)

 16 10 9.0.6 Metaphoric speechUndated

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 17 1 10.1.2 You've got an egg on your chinUndated

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 17 1 10.1.3 Shut your barn door/Your cows are getting outUndated

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 17 1 10.1.4 XYZUndated

.3 (Items)

 17 1 10.1.5 Is your zipper afraid of heights?Undated

.3 (Items)

 17 2 10.2 For an Undergarment that's Showing 17 2 10.2.1 It's snowing down SouthUndated

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 17 2 10.2.2 Your religion is showingUndated

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 17 2 10.2.3 Why don't you have a party in your brassiere and invite your slip upUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 2 10.2.4 Lace curtains for your sitting roomUndated

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 17 2 10.2.5 Is there a flag raising ceremony?Undated

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 17 2 10.2.6 You're showingUndated

.2 (Item)

 17 3 10.3 For Death 17 3 10.3.1 Bought the farmUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 3 10.3.2 Chewing the grassUndated

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 17 3 10.3.3 Shot his boltUndated

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 17 3 10.3.4 Hang up your hatUndated

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 17 4 10.4 For Menstruation 17 4 10.4.1 Falling off the roofUndated

.2 (Items)

 17 4 10.4.2 The curseUndated

.2 (Items)

 17 4 10.4.3 Martha/Aunt MarthaUndated

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 17 4 10.4.4 Plugs (tampons)Undated

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 17 4 10.4.5 On the ragUndated

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 17 4 10.4.6 RaginUndated

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 17 4 10.4.7 CharlieUndated

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 17 5 10.5 For Urinating, Defecating, Flatulence 17 5 10.5.1 Going to check the trapsUndated

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 17 5 10.5.2 Visiting . . . (Mrs. Murphy, Grandma Jones)Undated

.2 (Items)

 17 5 10.5.3 Going to see a man about a horseUndated

.7 (Items)

 17 5 10.5.4 Talking to JohnUndated

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 17 5 10.5.5 Go shake the dew off a lilyUndated

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 17 5 10.5.6 Have to go powder my faceUndated

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 17 5 10.5.7 I need to take a squirtUndated

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 17 5 10.5.8 I need to water my horseUndated

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 17 5 10.5.9 I have to take a leakUndated

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 17 5 10.5.10 I have to take a whizUndated

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 17 5 10.5.11 I have to drain the main veinUndated

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 17 5 10.5.12 I have to relieve myselfUndated

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 17 5 10.5.13 I need to tinkleUndated

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 17 5 10.5.14 I need to go pottyUndated

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 17 5 10.5.15 I need to take a dripUndated

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 17 5 10.5.16 I need to exude my bladderUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 5 10.5.17 My molars are floatingUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 5 10.5.18 Letting/squash a frog (flatulence)Undated

.4 (Items)

 17 5 10.5.19 Cut the cheese (flatulence)Undated

.3 (Items)

 17 5 10.5.20 Letting a stinker (flatulence)Undated

.2 (Items)

 17 5 10.5.21 Letting a fart (flatulence)Undated

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 17 5 10.5.22 I just blew my "O" ringUndated

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 17 5 10.5.23 It's time for me to shake hands with the preacherUndated

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 17 5 10.5.24 Torquing a buelleUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 5 10.5.25 Shake hands with a friendUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 6 10.6 For Places 17 6 10.6.1 Up northUndated

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 17 6 10.6.2 Out below (Rexburg and Idaho Falls, ID)Undated

.3 (Items)

 17 6 10.6.3 Lower 48 (Continental U.S.)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.4 Up country / down country (Jackson / Big Piney, WY)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.5 Mainland (49 U.S. States and Canada)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.6 The World (Unites States, used by Vietnam servicemen)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.7 Welcome to Utah: Land of the Funny UnderwearUndated

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 17 6 10.6.8 Moab (Utah) is liken to the hole in a doughnutUndated

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 17 6 10.6.9 Happy Valley (Cache Valley, UT)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.10 North Fory (Logan, UT)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.11 The Principal Place (Cutchogue, NY)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.12 Skunk Lane (road in Cutchogue, NY)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.13 Hop Bottom (PA)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.14 Parkhandle (Southeastern Alaska)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.15 Scare CanyonUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 6 10.6.16 The Lunchroom (Place to hunt deer)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 6 10.6.17 Little EgyptUndated

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 17 6 10.6.18 JCCUndated

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 17 6 10.6.19 Package Store (Liquor store in the East)Undated

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 17 6 10.6.20 Snob hillUndated

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 17 6 10.6.21 The CityUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 6 10.6.22 Lower 48Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 6 10.6.23 Butt Freakin' EqyptUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 7 10.7 For Marriage, Sex, Pregnancy 17 7 10.7.1 She has one in the oven (pregnancy). Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 7 10.7.2 Bit the dust (for getting married)Undated

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 17 7 10.7.3 Shooting the sliver bullet (for losing virginity)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 7 10.7.4 Seventeen will get you twenty (rape)Undated

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 17 7 10.7.5 Schme-schma (sex)Undated

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 17 7 10.7.6 Baby fatUndated

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 17 7 10.7.7 FragnantUndated

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 17 7 10.7.8 BBADUndated

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 17 8 10.8 For Swearing and Cursing. See also: 6.3.2.2 17 8 10.8.1 Goodness gracious Agnes George! Undated

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 17 8 10.8.2 Heavens to Betsy Ross, sewing on a flag Christmas Eve in the morningUndated

.3 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.3 Blast it!Undated

.2 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.4 I swan!Undated

.2 (Items)

 17 8 10.8.5 Godfrey AshlerUndated

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 17 8 10.8.6 My clavicle! Oh earth!Undated

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 17 8 10.8.7 FlipUndated

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 17 8 10.8.8 Rats!Undated

.3 (Items)

 17 8 10.8.9 Jack Knife!Undated

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 17 8 10.8.11 Land sakes aliveUndated

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 17 8 10.8.12 Oh-Gutu-see-a (Norwegian for 'For Goodness Sakes')Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.13 Ah, fur heck sakesUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.14 Oh my sainted aunt!Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.15 For heaven sakesUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.16 I about had a fit and jumped in itUndated

.2 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.17 Oh my stars and gartersUndated

.4 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.18 One of thoseUndated

.5 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.19 That brasses me off!Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 8 10.8.20 BiznatchUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 9 10.9 For Body Parts 17 9 10.9.1 Bonos (breasts)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 9 10.9.2 Booze-moose (breasts)Undated

.2 (Item)

 17 9 10.9.3 Chi-Chi's (Spanish for breasts)Undated

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 17 9 10.9.4 Lakes (Behinds)Undated

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 17 9 10.9.5 Bottles (Breasts)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 10 10.0 Miscellaneous 17 10 10.0.1 Went by way of Montpelier (when someone does things the hard way)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 10 10.0.2 Rail road track (for a run in nylons)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 10 10.0.3 ZCMI- Zions Collection of Mormon IdiotsUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 10 10.0.4 I've got forty ‘leven things to do (when someone has a lot to do)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 10 10.0.5 To gork (for vomiting)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 10 10.0.6 Highwaters or FloodsUndated

.5 (Items)

 17 10 10.0.7 GroadyUndated

.2 (Items)

 17 10 10.0.8 You've got a TheoUndated

.2 (Items)

 17 10 10.0.9 Wing nutUndated

.2 (Items)

 17 10 10.0.10 PogeUndated

.1 (Items)

 17 10 10.0.11 PukeUndated

.1 (Items)

 17 10 10.0.12 Do I Have FriendsUndated

.1 (Items)

 17 10 10.0.13 Bat in the CaveUndated

.1 (Items)

 17 10 10.0.14 Pulling a HowardUndated

.1 (Items)

 17 10 10.0.15 You're a wus!Undated

.1 (Items)

 11. Language 17 11 11.1 Artificial Languages 17 11 11.1.1 Pig Latin Undated

.5 (Items)

 17 11 11.1.2 Hobble-obbleUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 11 11.1.3 Who has false teeth?Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 11 11.1.0 Miscellaneous 17 11 11.1.0.1 Forester's TalkUndated

.1 (Item)

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.1 (Item)

 17 11 11.1.0.3 Lilly LanguageUndated

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 17 11 11.1.0.5 NuncamenteUndated

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 17 11 11.1.0.6 Ig'nrntUndated

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 17 11 11.1.0.7 KettlingsUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 11 11.1.0.8 Ong LanguageUndated

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 17 11 11.1.0.9 Jeet Nodju SqueatUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 11 11.1.0.10 IBUndated

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 17 11 11.1.0.11 Written artificial codeUndated

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 17 11 11.1.0.12 DwarfishUndated

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 17 11 11.1.0.13 Fruit CodeUndated

Digital Items: 1

 17 11 11.1.0.14 Weather WatchersUndated

Digital Items: 1

 17 11 11.1.0.15 Secret code in elementary schoolUndated

Digital Items: 1

 17 11 11.1.0.16 ElvishUndated

Digital Items: 1, 2

 17 12 11.2 Accents 17 12 11.2.1 Foreign Accents 17 12 11.2.1.1 "Vell, ifn' you vant to vight...." Undated

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 17 12 11.2.1.2 "Mine-a-brother"Undated

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 17 12 11.2.1.3 "I'm hunt der hare"Undated

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 17 12 11.2.1.4 Me ‘orse is crookUndated

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 17 12 11.2.1.5 The Puzzled DutchmanUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 12 11.2.1.6 SinkUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 12 11.2.1.7 SomethingUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 12 11.2.1.8 It's teem tae gang wa'Undated

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 17 12 11.2.1.10 SomethinkUndated

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 17 12 11.2.1.11 Turdy-turdUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 12 11.2.1.12 AnythinkUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 12 11.2.1.13 Polly tic alUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 12 11.2.1.14 When hi (I) was over in joly hold (old) Hengland (England) they used to call be Ansome Arry (Handsome Harry) with the Auburn Air(hair)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 12 11.2.1.15 teleUndated

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 17 12 11.2.1.16 Norwegian Missionary Linguistic MishapUndated

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 17 13 11.2.2 Utah accents 17 13 11.2.2.1 Ranch wordsUndated

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 17 13 11.2.2.2 You tear (Utah)Undated

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 17 13 11.2.2.5 LilacUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 13 11.2.2.6 My lardUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 14 11.2.0 Miscellaneous 17 14 11.2.0.1 The WatermellionUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 14 11.2.0.2 Crick/CreekUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 14 11.2.0.3 Sho-nuf (sure enough)Undated

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 17 14 11.2.0.4 Cupon (coupon)Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 14 11.2.0.5 PleaseUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 14 11.2.0.6 I live on the coiner in Wallsville (the corner in Wellsville)Undated

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 17 14 11.2.0.7 No. Never again will wooves howl around Mount NaomiUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 14 11.2.0.8 Tinny ArseUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 14 11.2.0.9 Announcer VoiceUndated

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 17 14 11.2.0.10 Dang Dude VoiceUndated

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 17 14 11.2.0.11 High VoiceUndated

.3 (Item)

 17 15 11.3 Dialects 17 15 11.3.1 Syntactical variations 17 15 11.3.1.1 I've seen him yet alreadyUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.2 I've known her long alreadyUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.3 You look good in the faceUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.4 Throw papa down the stairs his hatUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.5 Let's walk the street downUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.6 Ruben's tooth ouches himUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.7 Outen the lightUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.8 My hair needs cut/My car needs washedUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.9 Summers I leave my sweater summers elseUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.10 Say What?Undated

.2 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.11 Throw the cow over the fence some hayUndated

.2 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.12 Throw mama from the train a kissUndated

.3 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.13 ChurriesUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.14 OtterUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.15 Ole uncleUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.16 YearsUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.17 He doesn't cut upUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.18 FolksUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.19 CondomanianUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.20 Bar-etteUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.21 An-ve-lopUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.22 CarcassUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.23 La-bra-treeUndated

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 17 15 11.3.1.24 Miz-er-eUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.25 Y'allUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.26 Ap' ra katUndated

.2 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.27 AmaganationUndated

.2 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.28 I have a raft of things in my headUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.3.1.29 Westerners' dialectUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.4.1 Onomatopoeia 17 15 11.4.1.1 OnomatopoeiaUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5 Vernacular Language 17 15 11.5.1 World of War Craft 17 15 11.5.1.1 PwnedUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.2 RoflcopterUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.3 IRLUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.4 Filthy GibUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.5 SensationUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.6 WTT/WTBUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.7 AFKUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.8 AddUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.9 Meat ShieldUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.10 NFCUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.11 PVPUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.12 PVEUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 15 11.5.1.13 NinjaUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 16 12. Wellerisms 17 16 12.1 "I see," said the blind manUndated

.23 (Items)

 17 16 12.2 "A little goes a long way," said the little old lady as she peed into the oceanUndated

.3 (Items)

 17 16 12.3 "Everyone to their own taste," said the old woman as she kissed the cowUndated

.3 (Items)

 17 16 12.4 "Aha," she cried, as she shook her wooden legUndated

.2 (Items)

 17 16 12.5 "Look before you leap," said the man before he fell in the holeUndated

.2 (Items)

 17 16 12.6 It's a poor cookie that can't grease it's own bottomUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 16 12.7 It's a damned poor piece of pie that won't help itself off the plateUndated

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 17 16 12.8 It's a mighty nasty bird that messes in it's own nestUndated

.3 (Item)

 17 16 12.9 "Doggone", said the Indian as his dog fell off the cliffUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 16 12.10 Why PracticeUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 16 12.11 Life is tough and then you dieUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 16 12.12 If the grass is greener in the other fellows yard let him worry about cutting itUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 16 12.13 Treat them how they want to be treatedUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 17 13. Spoonerisms 17 17 13.1 Mrs. Playbody will now pea for usUndated

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 17 17 13.2 Mardon me PadamUndated

.2 (Item)

 17 17 13.3 Take me drunk, I'm home!Undated

.2 (Item)

 17 17 13.4 And we're off like a turd of hurdlesUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 17 13.5 Oh, I'm not under the alk afluence of incahol as some thinkalk peep soUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 17 13.6 The hurrier I go, the behinder I getUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 17 13.7 What a mell of a hessUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 17 13.8 I get my nerds mixedUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0. Miscellaneous, Folk Say 17 18 0.1 O God, if there is a God, bless my soul if I have a soulUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0.2 Don't you know them potatoes got eyes?Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0.3 Automotive Acronyms Undated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0.4 Clean Beans or Dirty GurtsUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0.5 You better shut up or you will get jumpedUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0.6 We make hay while the sun shines, for tomorrow it rainsUndated

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 17 18 0.7 Don't take any wooden nicklesUndated

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 17 18 0.8 Don't let your (explicit) get harder than your headUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0.9 That torques my jawsUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0.10 Laura wears a dressUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0.11 Keep it wrinkledUndated

.1 (Item)

 17 18 0.12 Remember, keep your zipper up and you won't get in troubleUndated

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